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Hey. you guys readv?
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-For what?
-I'm warming up my jumping beans.
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Oh. you've been sneaking
into the toy store again. haven't you. sir?
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Couldn't help myself. Watch this.
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The instruction booklet says that the worms
inside get real feisty if you heat them up.
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And there we go. hey.
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Why you're not charging for this.
I'll never know.
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Hey. guys. what you doing?
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We're waiting for Harry's little pals
in the jumping beans to start performing.
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Must be a defective batch. sir.
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HARRY:
Yeah. could be.
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Well. not to worry.
I got another bag of them on my desk.
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-A little brown bag?
HARRY: Yeah.
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Oh. my God.
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You'll excuse me.
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Judge Harry.
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Yakov.
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-You remember.
-Yakov Korolenko.
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-It's still me.
-Well. so it is.
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Good to see you. guy.
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Hey. Mac. Billie. this is Yakov.
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-Selma. you remember Yakov?
-Sure.
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Last year. he doused himself with gasoline.
threatened to blow us all up.
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Is this a seasonal thing.
or just an idle hobby?
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[LAUGHING]
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-I've grown since then.
-Sounds like your English has grown too.
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Thank you.
I go to this night school for 11 months.
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Nine hours a day
mastering your language...
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...so I can receive
all the career opportunities...
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-...in this free enterprise system.
-Oh. what do you do?
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Mop spit off floors
in Grand Central Station.
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God bless America.
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Everybody.
I want you to meet my brother Ivan.
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He's training dancing bear
for Leningrad Circus.
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Very famous in Russia.
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-Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Welcome to America.
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He doesn't speak English.
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And he's no rocket scientist
to begin with.
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So who's your other friend there?
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That's. uh. KGB.
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But act natural and laugh like:
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[LAUGHING]
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He has orders to stop Ivan
in case he wants to defect.
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Yakov. does your brother want to defect?
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You betcha.
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Yakov. listen.
I appreciate you thinking of me...
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...but I'm afraid that granting asylum
doesn't fall within my jurisdiction.
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I can't help. I'm sorry.
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Bye-bye.
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Hang on a second there. Yakov.
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[MAC CHUCKLINGI
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Um. here's the number of a friend of mine
at the Immigration Service.
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Give him a call in the morning.
and he'll take over.
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Oh. boy. thank you very much.
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[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
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See you later. Alleghenies.
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Hello. Remember me?
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Yes. Go away.
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I wanna introduce you to my brother.
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He's visiting from Russia.
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-This is. uh--
-Hi. Perry Mason.
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I loved you in The King and I.
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Who are you? KGB?
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I'm People's Cultural Quality Control
committee.
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Heh. heh. heh. Don't worry.
the cement look is here to stay.
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Perry Mason.
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Gridlocking. littering.
dog doo-doo violations.
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I'm telling you. Mac.
this is the dullest night of my life.
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Play with your Silly Putty. sir.
It will blow over.
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BILLIE: Keep them down there.
They're driving me nuts.
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Come on.
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Come on. Settle down.
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All right. Settle down.
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What the hell is this?
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Come on. everybody.
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Hey. hey. court isn't even in session yet.
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Court's in session.
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Mr. Prosecutor.
will you fill me in on this circus?
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Yes. Your Honor. we have assault
and destruction of property.
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It seems a Cultural Exchange Society
was giving a benefit performance...
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...by some members
of the Leningrad Circus at a hotel uptown...
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...when our old friend Mr. Korolenko
decided to drop in...
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...through a skylight.
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Swinging on a rope.
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It's the only thing I could think of.
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I tried to get A-Team.
but man said it was impossible.
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-What man?
-Uh....
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William Morris.
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He said Bob Denver
was available though.
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Your Honor. Yakov grabbed his brother.
They hid in a coatroom.
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This gentleman kicked the door in.
at which point. this gentleman jumped him.
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I just happened to be there on a lark.
Your Honor.
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Bob Smith.
Smith Wholesale Circus Tent Company.
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-He is CIA.
-CIA.
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I saw him talking to his pen.
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-I was just cleaning the tip.
-CIA.
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‘KGB!
‘CIA!
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All right. all right. kids. kids. kids.
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Who the hell is that?
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Ms. Elsa Dubrinovitch. Your Honor.
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She went berserk
and knocked out three guests...
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...the dancing bear. and five.
count them. five busboys.
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I was merely defending my countryman.
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I take it you're a member
of the circus.
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Yes. I juggle my family.
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You must be very close.
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Defense.
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Are you kidding? I barely had time
to get all these names in my pad.
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Your Honor.
I could be of some assistance here.
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Martin Glasscock.
I work for the government.
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-Please tell me ours.
-Ours.
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This is Mr. Karpov.
He's with the Soviet government.
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I would strongly suggest that you contact
both embassies and our State Department.
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Well. there's the phone. Be my guest.
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Well. honestly. this is not quite our area.
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Mr. Karpov and I were merely guests.
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Then things got a little out of hand.
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He threw a tray of devilled eggs at me.
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For the ninth time.
somebody else threw them at me.
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-I just ducked.
-Then you ducked maliciously.
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Listen. Karpov. I've had it up to here--
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Come on. please. Cut it out.
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Out of curiosity. Mr. Glasscock.
what area of government are you guys in?
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We're arms negotiators.
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I have got to get started
on that bomb shelter.
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All right. Selma. you take the two brawlees
till I figure out what to do with them.
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You two gentlemen come with me.
Bull. you keep an eye on everyone.
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Recess.
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You guys wanna have a seat over here.
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You won't let him take him back.
will you?
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It's really that bad back there?
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You ever been to Milwaukee?
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-Yeah.
-Well. close your eyes.
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Please?
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When you open your eyes.
you're going to be in middle of Milwaukee.
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No matter where you go.
you walk. run or fly...
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...you're always going to be
in middle of Milwaukee.
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You can grab a car.
and drive 2000 miles away.
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You're still gonna be in middle of--
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No!
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Stop. Stop it.
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Works every time.
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-I have question.
-Yes?
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Have you ever done it to Rave|'s Bolero?
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Yes. I realize this is an unusual situation.
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That's why I thought
I'd give State a jingle...
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...before I decided to pass sentence
on a soviet clown.
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Uh-huh. Right. Thank you.
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Have you ever seen
The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman?
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Just so you'll know. Judge Stone.
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There will be grave consequences should
anything happen to one of our citizens...
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...while you have seen fit
to jail their custodian.
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Your agent broke the law. Mr. Karpov.
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I see nothing illegal
in protecting our country's interests.
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Come on.
I hear that from you people everyday.
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Maybe if you would refrain from filling
all of Western Europe with cruise missiles...
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...you wouldn't have to.
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Well. maybe if you'd stop stuffing every
square foot of the Ukraine with SS-20s...
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...I wouldn't have to throw
the devilled eggs at you.
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Aha!
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Well. at least we've got a dialogue
going again. yeah?
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Your Honor.
I'm afraid there's more trouble.
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-Great. who else dropped in?
-No. no. somebody dropped out.
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The guy that was training
the ballerina bear is missing.
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-Yakov's brother?
-Yeah. He's gone.
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Oh.
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That's from Elsa.
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The things that I'll do for a buck.
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No. Ambassador Vlyanov.
it is not my fault.
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Well. fine. call my superiors.
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I can assure you they will back me
a 110 percent.
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I don't have any superiors.
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I'm dead.
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Listen. we're gonna have
to leave you guys here alone.
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Now. I know you're both mature.
responsible adults...
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...so try not to throw my toys
at each other. huh?
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Oh. great.
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One-thirty in the morning.
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Suppose you think
I'm any happier about that.
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You're a Russian. Karpov.
you're not allowed to be happy.
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Hi. it's me.
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Uh. it looks like I'm gonna be here
a little longer than I thought.
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How you feeling?
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What did the doctor
tell you about that?
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I know. Look. I'll be home
as soon as I can.
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Yeah. me too.
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Sweet dreams.
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Your wife. she's ill?
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Doctor told her to stay in bed.
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Oh. heh. She had to get up
and clean the house for a party.
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-Sounds like my wife.
-Oh?
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One time. she had pneumonia.
but that didn't stop her...
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...from walking our little Rosa 2 miles
to school through the freezing snow.
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-Heh. women.
-Yeah.
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You can't live with them.
and you can't live without them.
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I have been without for two months now.
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Even the dancing bear
started to look good.
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ISNORTINGI
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[LAUGHING]
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-Hi. Bull.
-Hi.
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[ELSA SINGING GEORGE GERSHW|N'S
"|'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU"I
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Go ahead. kill me. just snap my neck.
and get it over with.
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-I got rhythm. no?
-Ahh!
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Sometimes I forget I'm strong like horse.
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00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:18,515
You haven't been cooking that wheat
we've been sending over. have you?
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-Did you find him?
-Not yet. Yakov. no.
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It's KGB. I know. They stole my brother.
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I'll never see him again.
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I swear to you. Yakov.
we will find him. or we won't.
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That sucked rocks. didn't it?
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What I can't believe is that a guy that big
can just vanish into thin air.
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IMOUTHINGI
Help.
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Bull. do you have any ideas?
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One minute. he was here.
The next minute. I hid him.
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Well. that certainly narrows things down.
doesn't it?
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You hid Ivan. Where?
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I'm sorry. but I refuse to answer.
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I heard about
the oppression in his country.
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And decided it was time to take a stand
for basic human rights.
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-Spill it or you're fired.
-Follow me. kids.
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[CHUCKLINGI
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And when my son was 7.
he drew a picture of his babysitter naked...
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...on the back
of some of my top-secret documents.
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[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
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That's terrible.
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What does that remind you of?
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One of your cruise missiles.
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Right.
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Ah. yes. I know.
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Everything reminds me of missiles too.
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Yeah. pop bottle. a pencil.
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-This morning. it was my dachshund.
-Oh. ho.
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It reminded me
of those new SS-18s of yours.
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What SS-18s?
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Oh. come on. you know. the ones
you just deployed near the Aral Sea.
237
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Say. if we were to stop deployment
on those nine Pershings in Germany...
238
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...would you pull them out of there?
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Just curious. No big deal.
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I could. uh. recommend it for discussion.
241
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But it would be difficult to verify.
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But if you could verify it. would you?
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As I said. I could recommend it--
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Would you?
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I would.
246
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For a friend.
247
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Just a little tip. honey.
248
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Prints make you look heavy.
249
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Right over here. guys.
250
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[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
251
00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:06,135
Not a bad job. Bull.
252
00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:09,539
I think I went a little crazy
with the blush.
253
00:16:15,785 --> 00:16:16,805
What's he saying?
254
00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:19,506
[IN ENGLISH] He thinks that you punish
people in this country...
255
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...by making them wear dresses.
256
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:24,817
Make sure he understands
that he's not gonna be punished...
257
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,093
...once he moves here.
258
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He's not gonna pick up
much business. either.
259
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[IN ENGLISH]
Can you believe that?
260
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:46,442
Uh. well. not all of it.
261
00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:51,006
He changed his mind about defecting.
262
00:16:56,157 --> 00:17:01,027
-He's talking about his pond in Minsk.
-His pond?
263
00:17:01,195 --> 00:17:06,785
Yeah. It's a huge flat slab of dirty ice
in the middle of nowhere.
264
00:17:07,502 --> 00:17:09,702
It's his favorite place in the world.
265
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:12,401
Mine's the Hard Rock Cafe.
266
00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:16,573
-Grand Canyon.
-Been there. No action.
267
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:25,581
-He said--
-He's afraid he'll never see his pond again.
268
00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:29,213
You speak Russian?
269
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Not a word.
270
00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:36,891
Yakov. |van's homesick.
271
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If he moves here. there's a good chance
they'll never let him go back.
272
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:44,903
And for some people.
it's not so much how you live...
273
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...as where you live.
274
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Where you grew up.
where your friends are...
275
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...where your family is.
276
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That's kind of tough stuff to let go of.
277
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I don't think any of us
ever let go of it completely.
278
00:18:08,594 --> 00:18:11,864
I wanna go home too.
279
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I might have overdone that.
280
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Judge Harry. I miss Sonya.
281
00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:21,895
I miss her so much...
282
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...when I work. when I sleep.
when I watch Gentle Ben.
283
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see?
284
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,840
See Sonya?
285
00:18:31,015 --> 00:18:32,035
Yeah.
286
00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:34,447
Yeah. I've seen that picture.
287
00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:37,519
Are you sure that's not Brezhnev?
288
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:44,360
Judge Harry. I love U.S.A..
but I miss Sonya so much. what do I do?
289
00:18:44,529 --> 00:18:47,519
Take it easy. Yakov.
It's gonna be all right.
290
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I'll be right back.
291
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,628
You see?
292
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,833
You see Sonya? Look at her smile.
293
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Nice tooth.
294
00:19:02,111 --> 00:19:04,671
-What's going on here?
-How should I know? I sell tents.
295
00:19:04,847 --> 00:19:07,977
-That is a lie.
-Your mother wears combat boots.
296
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,950
Only during field maneuvers.
297
00:19:11,354 --> 00:19:13,824
All right. mouseketeers. settle down.
It's all over.
298
00:19:14,223 --> 00:19:16,193
-It is?
-Yeah. I made a few phone calls.
299
00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,889
And our two governments
have worked out a little trade.
300
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Oh. please. no more wheat.
301
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,515
We will return Ivan to you.
302
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:30,160
In exchange. your government will furnish
his brother's wife and children with visas...
303
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...so that they can come here
and live with him.
304
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,560
Oh. heh. heh.
305
00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:37,081
Thank you.
Oh. God bless you. Judge Harry.
306
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God"
307
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:41,899
Uh. I'll mop up spit.
308
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,052
He's lying. You set the whole thing up.
309
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:49,208
There's the phone. You can call
your respective embassies and check it out.
310
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Me first.
311
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Fine. I'll just use my pen.
312
00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:05,663
Okay. that takes out
the last of the Minutemen.
313
00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:09,495
Provided we get on-site verification
on removal of your SS-18s.
314
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:11,903
Relax. Martin. relax. It's here.
315
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:14,195
We settled on
the use of your long-range bombers?
316
00:20:14,377 --> 00:20:16,637
Subject to our verification
of your submarines.
317
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:22,483
-Aha.
-And that goes into effect. July 4. 1989.
318
00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:24,812
-Oh. you better make that the 5th.
-Huh?
319
00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:26,457
It's a three-day weekend.
320
00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:30,383
Okay. let me think now. That's....
321
00:20:30,558 --> 00:20:34,148
Even the Tomahawks. the ICBM pact.
all carrier-based aircraft--
322
00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:35,989
Yes. yes. it's all here.
323
00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:37,563
What's next?
324
00:20:37,731 --> 00:20:40,061
-Nothing.
-Nothing?
325
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,957
-I can't believe that.
-I'm having trouble myself.
326
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:46,065
-We've covered everything.
-Do you know what we have here?
327
00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:49,538
This document effectively gets rid
of every existing nuclear warhead...
328
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...by January 1st. 1997.
329
00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:55,905
-Happy New Year.
‘Hey. hey. Happy New Year.
330
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,305
[MEN LAUGHING]
331
00:20:59,118 --> 00:21:02,848
Uh. Judge Stone wanted me to tell you
that everything's been taken care of.
332
00:21:03,022 --> 00:21:04,722
And you're both free to go.
333
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:06,894
-Thank you.
MAC: Right.
334
00:21:09,694 --> 00:21:12,394
-We||....
-Uh....
335
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:16,334
I will see you in Geneva
for the talks next month.
336
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:17,631
That's right.
337
00:21:17,802 --> 00:21:20,172
-Listen. have a good flight.
-Oh.
338
00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:22,569
You too.
339
00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:29,042
lGASPS]
340
00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:33,987
My best to you.
341
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:36,052
And yours.
342
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:39,055
You take care. Nikolai.
343
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,393
You know something?
344
00:21:44,695 --> 00:21:49,855
The two of us. a Soviet and an American.
just sat up half the night...
345
00:21:50,034 --> 00:21:53,164
...put together an arms agreement
that works.
346
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,634
That's fair.
347
00:21:54,805 --> 00:21:55,895
I know that.
348
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:58,043
-That's feasible.
-Completely.
349
00:21:58,542 --> 00:21:59,742
You think they'll buy it?
350
00:22:03,514 --> 00:22:06,544
-No.
-No.
351
00:22:08,317 --> 00:22:09,547
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
352
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:20,792
Judge Harry.
I wanna thank you very much.
353
00:22:20,961 --> 00:22:23,761
Wait till Sonya gets here.
She's gonna run down here.
354
00:22:23,931 --> 00:22:27,831
-She's gonna grab you. and kiss you--
-Oh. no. no. no. that's all right.
355
00:22:28,002 --> 00:22:29,802
I mean. a card will do.
356
00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,900
Oh. no. I don't think so.
357
00:22:32,073 --> 00:22:35,243
-Not what after you just did.
-Oh. Yakov.
358
00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:41,549
Please. Judge Harry. where I grew up.
when man like you comes along...
359
00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:45,676
...we pray that little piece of him
becomes a part of us.
360
00:22:45,853 --> 00:22:46,983
So we go like this:
361
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lGRUNTS]
362
00:23:03,471 --> 00:23:04,801
[DAN SCREAMSI
363
00:23:06,474 --> 00:23:08,744
Thank God it was quick.
364
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[ENGLISH SDHI
365
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