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SELMA: Hi.
BILLIE: Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hi. Selma.
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Anybody got change for a 20?
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-Yeah. I've got two fives and a 10.
-All right.
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-There you go.
-Great. thanks.
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Whoa. whoa. wait a minute.
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Wasn't I supposed to
get something in return?
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My undying gratitude.
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Uh-uh.
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Listen. I will pay you back
as soon as my ship comes in.
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The ship that's been in dry dock
since your IRS audit?
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I have got to get back in the black. Mac.
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Don't you people understand
what's happening to me?
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Every time I pass my bank now...
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...I can hear the lnstateller machine
calling my name and laughing.
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-So you need money for psychiatric help?
MAC: Heh-heh.
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Harry. listen to this.
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I have a chance to get in
on the ground floor of a condo conversion.
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If I play my cards right. my 2000
could turn into $20,000 by Christmas.
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I'm only $400 short of my goal.
I'll take anything. a buck. spare change.
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-Loose fillings?
-That's the spirit.
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Okay. fine.
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-What rhymes with perpendicular?
-Why?
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No. that's not it.
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-No. Bull. I mean. why do you need one?
-I'm writing a poem.
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-You?
-Sure. been doing it for years.
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Well. let's hear one.
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-No.
MAC: Oh. come on. Bull.
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-Come on.
-Come on.
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OkaY-
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Page 29.
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ICLEARS THROAT]
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'”Forever Damp‘ by Bull Shannon."
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Lethargically, he trudges down
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[BULL MOUTHING WORDS]
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To the shore of the big wet sea
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[MAC STIFLING LAUGHTERI
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Sensing their fate of impen--
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--ding mud
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His feet seem to cry, "Why me?"
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-Where you going?
-Doughnut.
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The slime rises to his ankle bones
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His mind flies far away
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IMUFFLED CHUCKLINGI
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To the time he missed the boat of life
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Hey, nonny, nonny neigh.
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ISPITS. LAUGHING]
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It was about me.
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-That poor guy.
-Yeah.
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I better go find him.
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-It was the talking feet that did it.
-Yeah.
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Think we've got trouble.
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Look what I found in the trash.
Bull's notebook.
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Oh. So the world will never hear
"At the Bai|iff's Jamboree."
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-Let me see that.
-Mac. how could you be so insensitive?
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-Why did you laugh?
-To prevent internal injuries.
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-Bail reports.
-Thanks. Bull. Right on time.
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And in perfect order.
Billie. look how neat that is.
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Yeah. I didn't drool on it or anything.
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Look. Bull. I'm sorry about
what happened in the cafeteria.
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It doesn't bother me
that you laughed at my rhyme scheme.
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You laughed at me.
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Oh. come on. Bull. that isn't you.
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You never missed the boat of life.
Besides. there is no boat of life.
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It's called a metaphor. Harry.
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A literary device used to illustrate...
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...dissatisfaction with my current status
in the cosmos.
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-Come again?
-My life is poo-poo.
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Bull. we all feel like that
from time to time. right?
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I mean. everyone wants more out of life.
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It seems to me like you've got it already.
You're a judge. You stand for justice.
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You're a public defender.
You stand for the underprivileged.
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I'm a bailiff. I stand.
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Kind of like cattle.
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Are you feeling any better?
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Moo.
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-What have we got here?
-People v. Doris McKenzie. Your Honor.
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The Santini brothers
are gonna take care of you.
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They're gonna break
every bone in your body.
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Please. lady. would you quit hassling me?
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You're gonna get plenty
when the Santinis get revenge.
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All right. settle down.
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Is it warm in here or is it just me?
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You're not alone.
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Don't usually see something like that
without a yoke attached to it. do you?
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ICHUCKLESI
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I kid. ask anybody.
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What's the story. Mr. Prosecutor?
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The defendant. Mrs. Doris McKenzie.
was arrested at Madison Square Garden...
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...when she stormed the ring
and assau|ted--
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The Klondike Butcher.
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Klondike here was engaged
in a professional wrestling match...
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...when Mrs. McKenzie hit him
over the head with a chair.
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-She almost killed him with that thing.
-It hurt like the dickens.
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Jack Delman. Your Honor. Promoter.
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And I think this crazy broad
should be put away.
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Look at how she scratched up his face.
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-It hurt. Jack.
-I know. baby. I know.
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Why don't you try to do to me what you did
to Little Caesar at the Spectrum?
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-You cheap-shot artist.
-That's enough. Mrs. McKenzie.
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No. it isn't. This is for Caesar. beef lips.
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All right. lady. that's enough.
Leave the poor guy alone.
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You're squishing my kidney.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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lS|GHS]
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-Now you behave yourself.
-Muck face.
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Cut the muck slinging. Mrs. McKenzie.
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That will be 10-day suspended sentence
and a $50 fine.
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Selma.
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Come on. honey.
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Hey. haven't I seen you at the Garden?
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Yeah. I beat Tunney in 12. Come on.
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-Anything else. Mac?
-That's it for tonight. sir.
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Then that's a wrap.
See you tomorrow. people.
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Go freshen up
and I'll meet you downstairs. okay?
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-Okay.
-Attaboy.
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Excuse me.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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About what?
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You know. nobody but nobody
has ever had the Butcher off his feet before.
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-Hey. if I hurt him. I'm sorry.
-Hurt him?
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[LAUGHS]
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Ahem. Listen...
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...have you ever thought
of wrestling professionally?
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No.
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Ho. No? You're perfect.
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You're big. you're tall. you're ugly.
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Good Lord. man.
use the gifts that God gave you.
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I'll think about it.
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Think about it hard and call me.
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Stars make $10,000 a night.
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And you...
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...are a star.
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ISNAPS FINGERS]
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-What did he want?
-He thinks I'd make a great wrestler.
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-Oh....
-Ha-ha-ha.
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You. a wrestler?
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That's the craziest thing I have ever heard.
Ha-ha-ha.
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I'm starting to like the idea.
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That's what I meant.
it's crazy but I like it.
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Bull. I know you're a little upset
about this poem thing. but--
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He said I could make $10,000 a night.
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Ten thousand dollars?
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Ten thousand American dollars?
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Well, Bull, you're not serious about this?
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You know, you people always assume
you know what's best for me.
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Well, I'll tell you something, you don't.
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Maybe it's time to shake up my life.
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Bull, you don't just become
a wrestler overnight.
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It takes a lot of time and training.
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If you decide to take up wrestling,
you're gonna have to quit your job here.
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Now, I want you to take some time
and really think about this.
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OkaY-
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I quit.
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Oh. He's not serious.
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Well, I mean, he'll cool down
and then he'll change his mind.
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I hope he's wearing boxer shorts.
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[WOMAN SCREAMSI
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Briefs.
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This is ridiculous.
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Bail reports don't just vanish into thin air.
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Bull has been gone a week and this place
has already turned upside down.
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Yeah, and it doesn't just stop
with the paperwork.
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It's open season on us in the courtroom.
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Well, word's out on the street Bull's gone.
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Somebody's gotta keep order
around here.
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Well, that's Dirk's job.
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Hi. everybody.
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ALL [IN RESIGNED VOICE]:
Hi. Dirk.
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-Bail reports.
-We thought they were lost.
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Sorry. there was a holdup
at the Xerox machine.
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-Something get jammed?
-No, a real holdup.
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-And you got involved?
-You bet.
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Gave him my wallet.
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Oh, there you are.
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-Parole forms.
DIRK: Thank you, Selma.
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I'll be in the court.
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Fill the room with your presence.
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Bye.
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ALL:
Bye, Dirk.
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-Boo.
DIRK: Aah!
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[LAUGHS]
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What a mealy worm, huh?
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[DAN CHUCKLINGI
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-You sure seem chipper.
-Why shouldn't I be?
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Just this afternoon,
I found a benevolent and wise man...
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...who had the vision
to loan me the final $200.
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-What did you hock?
-My mother's wedding ring.
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-Dan!
DAN: Ha-ha-ha.
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I'm just kidding.
It was just her engagement ring.
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So why all the long faces?
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-We miss Bull.
HARRY: Yeah.
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Nobody to carry the heavy files.
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Or walk us to our car at night.
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Hey. wait a minute.
Listen to the way we're talking.
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All we care about is how this affects us.
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We're supposed to be his friends.
Let's back him up.
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I mean, maybe he's made
the right decision.
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That's a lot of buffalo chips.
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No, Selma, I think Harry's right.
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We've gotta support Bull.
We can't let him know how we feel.
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I will not participate in this charade.
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The man is making a fool of himself.
Somebody should tell him.
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All you have to do is have the guts
to stand up to him and say, "Bu||...."
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I'm behind you all the way.
you big Greco-Roman nut, you. Heh-heh.
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Thanks.
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I knew you'd come crawling back here
where you belong.
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-I just came back to clean out my locker.
-You should clean out your head.
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-You know--
-Hey. Bull, good to see you.
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You too, sir.
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So. Bull, I guess you've been at the gym
pumping things, huh?
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Yeah, they keep us pretty busy.
I just came back from body-slam class.
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Do they grade that pass-fail
or is it on a curve?
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There's a few things
I would like to know--
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-Yeah, like, when's your first match?
-Next week.
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-I've got passes if you're interested.
-Interested, are you kidding?
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-He wants to know if we're interested.
-Wouldn't miss it.
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-Oh, boy.
MAC: Ha-ha.
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Selma?
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I'd rather eat linoleum.
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What's with her?
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-Well, she got some bad news.
-What?
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Uh-- The Dodgers left Brooklyn.
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Say, that is bad news.
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Yeah, yeah.
Well, I gotta get back to work.
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You go get them, tiger.
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ICHUCKLESI
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ISNORTINGI
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Bull, Bull, Bull. Aah.
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ICHUCKLESI
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-Break a leg, big guy.
-We're supposed to.
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ICHUCKLESI
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So. uh...
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...guess you're having
the time of your life, huh?
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Yeah, going to Akron next month.
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Wow. Be sure to hit that tire-tread museum.
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[LAUGHING]
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You don't think I'm doing
the wrong thing, do you, Harry?
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Listen, as long as you're happy, Bull,
that's all that matters.
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It's your big shot. You gotta take it.
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Don't look back, we're behind you.
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Do your own thing and-- And--
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00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,465
And stuff like that.
244
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:22,939
Well, I guess.
we'll see you next week, huh?
245
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:29,154
I know you won't let us down, big fella.
246
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:34,918
DIRK:
All rise, rise.
247
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:37,624
Criminal court, part two.
city of New York is now in session.
248
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[MOUTHING]
Now in session.
249
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-Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
-Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
250
00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,261
[CROWD BOOINGI
251
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[MAN GRUNTINGI
252
00:14:57,115 --> 00:15:00,375
Mandinka. I am Mandinka.
253
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,611
I am king.
254
00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:05,415
IMANDINKA GROWLSI
255
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,573
Do you realize that you came this close
to hitting me out there?
256
00:15:18,736 --> 00:15:20,136
Gosh, Ed. I'm sorry.
257
00:15:20,305 --> 00:15:22,795
-I'm really miffed, Alan.
-My mind wasn't on it.
258
00:15:22,974 --> 00:15:25,884
I was thinking about that Donahue Show
I gotta do tomorrow.
259
00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:27,704
He's ruthless.
260
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,572
Ed. Ed....
261
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,907
BILLIE: No, I don't want-- No--
-Just look at him.
262
00:15:33,082 --> 00:15:35,782
When they dragged him out,
his face looked like a pizza.
263
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:39,621
Come on, come on, he's right over here.
Look at him, he's fine.
264
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:42,579
Hi. toots.
265
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:45,662
-Hey. you're not allowed in here.
-We've got passes.
266
00:15:45,828 --> 00:15:47,688
-We're looking for Bull Shannon.
-Who?
267
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:52,103
He's a big guy. Kind of weird-looking.
268
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,632
All right, let's have your attention.
269
00:15:55,805 --> 00:16:01,295
Gents and ladies, meet the next
wrestling champion of the world.
270
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:04,937
IWHININGI
Hey. you promised me I'd be champ next.
271
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,384
Don't get bitchy, Ed.
272
00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:10,353
[NORMAL VOICE]
I'm sorry. I've been on the edge lately.
273
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:13,779
This new fabric softener
isn't working out at all.
274
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,580
All right, here he is.
275
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,988
Bull, the Battling Bailiff.
276
00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:23,499
Ta-da.
277
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,873
Well? What do you think?
278
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:36,242
Spiffy, real spiffy.
279
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:39,471
It's the first time
I ever bought off the rack.
280
00:16:39,647 --> 00:16:41,667
Bull, it's almost time.
281
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,219
Boy. is this great or is this great,
huh, Bull?
282
00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:46,575
Center ring, 20,000 screaming fans.
283
00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:49,314
This has to be the greatest night
of your life.
284
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:51,383
Where's Selma?
285
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:54,987
Oh, traffic out there is so bad and--
286
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,931
She's not coming, is she?
287
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:59,320
No, Bull, she isn't.
288
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,928
Bruiser, you're on.
289
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,200
-How do you feel?
-Like I'm gonna throw up.
290
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,390
lGAGS]
291
00:17:06,571 --> 00:17:08,011
All the great ones do.
292
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:12,639
Bull...
293
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:15,301
...I believe it was the Apostle Paul
who said that:
294
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,380
"Faith is the substance
of things hoped for...
295
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,540
...the evidence of things not seen."
296
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,220
Now, go out there and rip his lips off.
297
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,830
MAC: Go get them, Bull.
-You can do it.
298
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,693
Whoo. Did you see that arena out there?
299
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:34,422
Twenty thousand drooling maniacs
at 12 bucks a head.
300
00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,529
-We're going to be rolling in it.
-We?
301
00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:41,002
Yeah, I dumped that whole condo scam,
I put all of my money into Bull.
302
00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:44,073
I'm his syndicate, 25 percent off the top.
303
00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:47,912
-Does he know that?
-No, Delman and I made a deal.
304
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:50,779
Look, what the hairless wonder
doesn't know can't hurt me.
305
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,936
-You wanna look at the carnage?
-Yeah.
306
00:17:53,117 --> 00:17:56,707
-No, I am not going out there again.
-You can watch it right here on TV.
307
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:57,947
What? Great, great.
308
00:17:58,122 --> 00:18:00,822
Keep an eye on my investment
without having to sit with the riffraff.
309
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,191
Ha. ha.
310
00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:03,659
[CROWD CHEERING OVER TV]
311
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:08,455
Been playing with the knobs,
haven't you?
312
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,700
Look. Look, there he is.
313
00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:15,569
Wow, they love him.
314
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:17,959
Crowd's going crazy.
315
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:22,010
ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]:
Ladies and gentlemen, here we go.
316
00:18:22,177 --> 00:18:27,707
Introducing on my left,
weighing in at 245 pounds...
317
00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:31,913
...from Vatican City, the Choirboy.
318
00:18:32,087 --> 00:18:33,917
[CROWD BOOINGI
319
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:35,109
[H|SS|NGl
320
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,420
Excuse me, they're booing a choirboy?
321
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:41,393
They hate his guts.
He stabs guys with his candles.
322
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:43,533
And his opponent
in the opposite corner...
323
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:47,229
...tonight, making
his professional debut...
324
00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:53,742
...weighing in at an even 250 pounds,
the Battling Bailiff.
325
00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,899
[CROWD CHEERING]
326
00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:58,408
Boy. what a moment this is for Bull, huh?
327
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,550
They love him. I'm getting chills.
328
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:03,686
-I'm getting nauseous.
-I'm getting rich.
329
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,218
Come on, I told you it's all an act.
330
00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:08,357
There's nothing to it. It's all fake.
331
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:13,661
See? This isn't real wood, it's fake.
332
00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:15,018
[BELL RINGS OVER TV]
333
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,056
There's the bell and we're under way.
334
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,531
Come on, Bull. Come on.
335
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,958
-Pulverize him.
-Use your footwork.
336
00:19:22,936 --> 00:19:24,266
He's not moving.
337
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:26,367
[CROWD YELLING, BOOING OVER TV]
338
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,270
Come on, Bull. Do something.
339
00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:34,513
The Battling Bailiff
has yet to come out of his corner.
340
00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:38,635
-You're very calm about all this.
-It's all part of the act.
341
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:41,287
No, this isn't in the script.
342
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:43,013
Wait, wait, he's moving.
343
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:46,778
I told you, it's a sure thing.
The only way I can lose is if he left the ring.
344
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,519
He's leaving the ring.
345
00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,760
Bull, what are you doing?
346
00:19:52,932 --> 00:19:56,492
I could have burned the money.
It would have been quicker.
347
00:19:57,102 --> 00:20:00,772
It's that kind of performance
that gives this game a bad name.
348
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,770
[S|GHS]
349
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,140
It wasn't fulfilling.
350
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,977
It wasn't fulfilling? Ha-ha-ha.
351
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:17,883
It wasn't fulfilling. It wasn't anything!
352
00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:20,046
We don't want any violence
in here, do we?
353
00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:22,094
Go ahead, kill me. I don't care.
354
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,490
Come, take me, Mr. Death.
355
00:20:25,663 --> 00:20:27,103
I felt like an ass out there.
356
00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:29,425
But, Bull, you were so excited
about wrestling.
357
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,230
You were the one who was excited.
358
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,931
I came back to the courthouse
hoping you'd ask me back.
359
00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:37,134
Instead you gave me a pat on the back
and sent me on my way.
360
00:20:37,306 --> 00:20:39,596
-I thought it was what you wanted.
-Heck, Harry.
361
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:44,144
I made a stupid rash decision
and you backed me up into a corner...
362
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,842
...in front of 20,000 people...
363
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:49,605
...dressed like this.
364
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,947
What you're saying is that we....
365
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:58,221
-That I made you feel--
-If I didn't wrestle, I'd be letting you down.
366
00:20:58,392 --> 00:20:59,662
I'm sorry, Bull.
367
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,127
-Nobody tried to stop me.
SELMA: I tried.
368
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,598
But I was outmuscled.
369
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,665
-Selma, you came.
-Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
370
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:18,638
Violence, stale beers, sweat.
Reminds me of my prom.
371
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:24,112
-I looked pretty stupid out there, didn't I?
-Yes.
372
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,776
But it took a lot of guts.
373
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,957
You know, while I was out in the ring.
I started thinking about things.
374
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,118
The old courthouse,
the food in the cafeteria.
375
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:45,399
The Ping-Pong tournaments
in the guards' lounge.
376
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:50,437
The way the air conditioning hits me
in the summer if I stand in the right place.
377
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:55,903
And I thought.
"Hey. I really miss those things."
378
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,781
-What about us?
-Yeah.
379
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,222
I miss you guys most of all.
380
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,052
There's no place like home.
381
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:10,421
And starring Dan Fielding
as the scarecrow.
382
00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:17,988
Promise if I ever do anything stupid
like this again, give me a good smack.
383
00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:20,799
I promise.
384
00:22:20,971 --> 00:22:24,571
Come on, let's all go out
and get some dinner.
385
00:22:24,775 --> 00:22:27,705
BULL: Heh-heh.
-Bull, aren't you gonna change?
386
00:22:29,613 --> 00:22:32,713
-We're not going anyplace fancy, are we?
-No.
387
00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:38,554
[READING SILENTLYI
388
00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:08,913
-Thank you.
-My pleasure.
389
00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:55,464
[ENGLISH SDHI
390
00:23:55,514 --> 00:24:00,064
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