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Anybody read the newspapers today?
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These aren't bibs, sir.
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[HARRY SIGHS]
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I can't believe it.
I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.
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My whole world
is just crumbling around me.
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Harry, what happened?
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Entertainment Section, Page 9.
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Little square
in the bottom right-hand corner.
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"Mel Torm� reschedules New York date...
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...to give command performance
for the royal family."
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My God.
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I've had tickets for months.
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Sixth row, center.
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I wish I was dead.
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Hey, what a great day to be alive, huh?
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I guess he didn't hear, sir.
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The sun is shining, the birds are singing
and IBM just doubled its pretax revenues.
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No kidding. That's great.
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- I stand to make a killing.
- Hey, I didn't know you were a stockholder.
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Yeah, I got a share.
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One share? You're so cute.
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Well, I just like to dabble a little.
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Hey, don't dabble. Diversify, like me.
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I have leaseback arrangements
on private jets.
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I've got foreign exclusions
on Brazilian condos.
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My portfolio just topped 75 thou.
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And what time is the IRS audit?
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One hour, two minutes and 40 seconds.
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- You're being audited?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm not worried, though, you know.
I've covered myself pretty well.
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So that's a real receipt, huh?
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You know, I bet the queen
doesn't even appreciate scat.
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You were mumbling
about something, sir?
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Harry is upset.
Mel Torm� rescheduled a concert.
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Oh, yes, the first sign of Armageddon.
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If anybody needs me,
I'll be in the hallway...
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...lying in a pool of blood.
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I have no reason to live anymore.
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That's never stopped me.
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Still thinking about Mel Torm�,
aren't you, sir?
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- He just got married.
- Isn't that nice?
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- I didn't get an invitation or nothing.
- I'm sorry, sir.
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- I mean, we're not that close, but...
- Sir.
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I sent him a dinnerware set.
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Well, I'll bet he appreciated that.
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Yeah, he sent me a letter back.
See that?
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That's a genuine facsimile
of his signature.
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Hey, Your Honor.
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Hey, Art. What can I do for you?
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I got a work order here
for some graffiti eradication.
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Oh, yeah. Somebody carved some
nasty things on that first bench over there.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Some pretty rough stuff
about David and Julie Eisenhower.
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Will they ever get any peace?
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Three, two, one.
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We have audit liftoff.
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Right now, Sy should be
dazzling those IRS bumpkins...
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...with his tax-loophole expertise.
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You really think the world
of this accountant, don't you?
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I'd wax his Seville with my tongue
if he asked me to.
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Next case, Your Honor, Herb Gilpin.
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Breaking and entering
and destruction of property.
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What's the story?
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Uh, the defendant threw a sofa
through the front window...
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...of Madam Loretta's
Fortune Telling and Spiritual Parlor.
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Got a little bad news, did we, Mr. Gilpin?
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The gypsy robbed me blind.
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I am not a gypsy.
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I am an independent spiritual coordinator.
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The woman is a cheat.
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She ruined my marriage,
she stole my savings...
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...she terrorized my wife.
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Don't, Herb. You'll make it worse.
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How can I make it worse, Norma?
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I'm flat broke
and you're sleeping with voodoo dolls.
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There are spirits in the house, Herb.
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Well, if they wanna start
chipping in for the rent, they can stay.
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Order, please.
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Obviously, there are
extenuating circumstances here.
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Obviously?
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Madam Loretta persuaded my client's wife
that there was trouble with their marriage.
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I never persuade, I reveal.
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The hanging man
was in her fourth house.
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And the hanging man is gonna be
in your house when I get through with you.
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- Mr. Gilpin...
- And the choking man...
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...and the bludgeoning man.
- All right, that's enough.
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- I did it for us, Herb.
- Us?
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The more, the merrier.
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Our marriage was in the toilet, Herb.
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It seemed lost.
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I wanted us to be happy again.
I wanted peace, I wanted love.
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I wanted a Winnebago.
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Herb, Norma, it seems the magic you need
is a little communication.
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There was a curse.
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- You really believe that, Mrs. Gilpin?
- Oh, yes.
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Eight years ago,
on our 20th anniversary, it happened.
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What happened?
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We stopped having sex.
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Let's see, tenth is tin...
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...twentieth is bunk beds. That's right.
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So I was in a little slump.
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I don't understand.
What do women want?
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They want magic, Mr. Gilpin.
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Simple spells you can weave
around your own house.
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A whisper, a touch, a kiss for no reason.
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Herb.
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Voodoo, Norma.
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You squandered our trip
to Epcot Center on voodoo.
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It's over, Mr. Gilpin. Right, Norma?
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What you're saying
is that you make your own magic.
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Bingo. Mr. Gilpin?
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I didn't pay her enough attention.
It cost me 13 grand.
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Fine.
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I'll give her attention
till it's coming out of her ears.
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[NORMA CHUCKLES]
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Mr. Gilpin, the court finds you guilty
and sentences you to one day in jail.
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One day?
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And you are hereby ordered
to pay for damages.
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In light of your financial situation now,
that sum shall not exceed $300.
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- Bull.
- Come on.
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I'll be there when you get out.
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Lucky me.
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Call the next case.
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LORETTA:
Three hundred dollars?
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You call that justice? I call it an outrage.
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- Look, miss...
- You have done me great harm.
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Do you think I cannot appeal
to powers greater than your own?
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Yeah, that would be the appellate court.
Two floors down.
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You spit on the great souls?
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I spit on your justice.
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[SPITS]
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You probably should've waited
till you got to the subway for that.
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- That's a $50 fine.
- Patooie.
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Alrighty, make it 100.
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[SPITS]
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- Mac, you keeping a running tab on this?
- Yes, sir.
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If she doesn't run out,
we'll be able to afford that new paneling.
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Infidel!
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Hey, how about I give you one more chance
to get a grip on yourself?
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[SPITS]
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- I take it that's a no?
- Mm.
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Enjoy your stay. Contempt of court!
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I will not stand for this.
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You have incurred
the wrath of the pentacles.
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I put a curse on this entire courtroom...
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...and all who are in it!
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And just when things were starting
to turn around for me.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Mac, that bell should've been turned off.
- I did turn it off, sir.
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[LORETTA LAUGHING]
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Hello.
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Uh, Dan, it's for you.
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Bad news from the IRS.
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- Sir, may I?
- Go ahead, make it quick.
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So, what if she's right?
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Not to worry. Sy has phony documents
to back up everything.
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As for you, Madam Loretta, you've shown
nothing but contempt for this court.
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To stand here and scream about curses.
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He's dead?
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Who's dead?
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- My accountant.
- Your accountant died?
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In the middle of the audit.
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They were discussing
my Schedule C when:
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I am just warming up.
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Bull, get her out of here.
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Bull.
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- Your Honor, I can't.
- Can't what?
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I can't take Madam Loretta
down to holding.
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Why?
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[THUD]
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That's good enough for me.
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ART: Anything else?
- Not right now, Art.
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Thanks for helping us
move Bull into the office.
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Hey, my pleasure.
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I'll let you know if he starts...
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I'll let you know if he starts
clamoring for the men's room.
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Right. I'll park this baby
right around the corner.
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Hey, look at me.
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[HORN HONKS]
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I'm Paul Newman.
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How's he doing, doc?
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Well, he can't move,
but his vital signs are fine.
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His pulse is good,
there's no sign of a concussion.
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Frankly, it's a little puzzling.
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Anything unusual happen
before he collapsed?
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Just the curse.
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Of course. The curse.
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You made me tell him, didn't you?
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Doc, what do you make of this?
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Well, I've only read of one case
even remotely like it.
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- Which was?
- Snow White.
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I understand the IRS needs
documented proof, Mr. Birnbaum.
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I'm telling you,
he had it when he walked in there.
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Are you suggesting
my accountant's integrity is in question?
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The man was a saint.
I worshiped the ground he walked on.
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Then flop him over.
Maybe they're underneath him.
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Hello? Hello?
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Doctor, is that all you can tell us?
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Without tests, yes.
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The fainting is explicable
by any combination of factors.
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Hunger, fatigue, excitement.
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The paralysis could be
an allergic reaction.
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Or possibly, it's psychosomatic.
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What do you suggest?
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Lift the curse.
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Dr. Fine, if that is your real name...
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...that is advice I would expect
from Madam Loretta, not a physician.
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Look, if he believes
that she put a curse on him...
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...maybe he'll believe in her lifting it too.
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It makes sense.
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Well, if there's no change in his condition
in an hour or so...
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...you get him over to the hospital
and I'll run some tests.
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Rise.
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No charge.
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Mrs. Sanderson? Uh, Dan Fielding.
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Forgive me for calling
at such an unfortunate hour.
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But only we who were closest
to your husband...
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...can truly share the grief that...
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Fielding.
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I'm sure I'm on his Rolodex.
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Yes, I know,
it is a terrible time for all of us.
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That's why I had to know.
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When Sy left us,
with so much ahead of him...
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...so much to live for...
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...did they find any papers in his clothes
with my name on them?
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I do, and in return you should
have a little respect for the living.
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Lose weight.
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I said that to Sy too.
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She's all yours, sir.
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Madam Loretta.
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Judge Swine.
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You kids have a ball.
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- Look...
- I already know.
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The giant one is frozen on your couch.
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Sometimes I don't know
my own strength.
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Lady, you know you're a phony.
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I know you're a phony.
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It's just that my bailiff
doesn't know you're a phony.
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So in consideration of, say,
a suspended sentence...
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You want me to lift the curse.
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I want you to pretend to lift the curse.
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If it gets Bull up and around,
I'm all for it.
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00:13:08,676 --> 00:13:14,774
Don't be so quick to judge things
you know very little about, my young friend.
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Lady, now, I try to keep an open mind...
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...but not so open that my brains fall out.
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You were born upon a Wednesday.
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I don't know.
248
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,255
You do now.
249
00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:30,188
Look, Madam Loretta...
250
00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:32,491
You are very concerned
about your health.
251
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:37,161
Oh, come on,
everyone's concerned about their health.
252
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,568
I mean, that is your scam, right?
You take the obvious...
253
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,265
...narrow it down a little,
and feed them what they wanna hear.
254
00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:43,910
You doubt my powers?
255
00:13:44,078 --> 00:13:46,808
Fix the big oaf yourself.
256
00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:48,505
This is personal, isn't it?
257
00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:50,650
You just wanna see me cave in.
258
00:13:50,818 --> 00:13:54,845
Oh, the powers that be
want to see you cave in.
259
00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:58,014
You know, you remind me
of those monte tossers out on the avenue.
260
00:13:58,192 --> 00:14:01,127
You know those kids that will bet you
money that you can't find the queen?
261
00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:03,889
Have you seen them where they
take that game and turn it around...
262
00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:05,759
...so that you've got the advantage?
263
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,197
They'll bend the queen
so that you can't lose her.
264
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,961
There's no way to lose your money.
265
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:13,038
But what I've learned is
that when you've got that advantage...
266
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,765
...that's when you've gotta be careful.
267
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:17,502
Because if you put your money
on the bent card...
268
00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,873
...then the queen's not there.
269
00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,743
Then she's over here.
270
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:26,845
I mean, she's over here.
271
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,620
I believe this belongs to you.
272
00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:38,354
And I believe this belongs to you.
273
00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:45,496
[CHUCKLES]
274
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:48,002
Okay, you guys know what's going on?
275
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:50,735
Yeah. I'm paying a drunk
who's wearing newspapers for shoes...
276
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,879
...10 bucks to wait
by the phone for me...
277
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,607
...while forced to watch something
juvenile and embarrassing...
278
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,307
...to cure Bull of his delusions.
279
00:14:57,484 --> 00:14:59,145
Yes.
280
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,947
Just checking.
281
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:05,286
Hey, Bull.
282
00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:08,326
Don't get up. Ha, ha, just kidding.
283
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:10,491
How's it going, big guy?
284
00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:12,256
What is this all about?
285
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,027
I demand an explanation.
286
00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:17,500
Don't get your crystal ball in an uproar.
287
00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:20,469
You'll find out soon enough.
288
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:25,068
Madam Loretta, fellow believers,
welcome.
289
00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:26,570
What's going on?
290
00:15:26,747 --> 00:15:28,806
Bull, Harry's found a way
to get you out of this.
291
00:15:28,983 --> 00:15:30,507
He got her to take the curse off?
292
00:15:30,684 --> 00:15:33,482
Nope. I am going to take it off myself.
293
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:35,417
[LORETTA LAUGHS]
294
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:38,524
Oh, this is nonsense.
You don't have the power.
295
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:40,284
Oh, no?
296
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,190
HARRY: Ha.
MAC: Ah, ha, ha.
297
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:45,855
Your Honor, I hope this gets better.
298
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,060
I hope this gets faster.
299
00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:50,226
Give me a break. I am in mourning.
300
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:53,772
Mac, bring forth the ceremonial sacrifice.
301
00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:55,408
The Empire State Building.
302
00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:58,636
A symbol of all things really, really big...
303
00:15:58,812 --> 00:16:03,306
...of all things tall, a symbol of Bull.
304
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,078
You can say that again.
305
00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:08,187
And now the magic book.
306
00:16:08,355 --> 00:16:11,188
MAC:
The magic book.
307
00:16:11,358 --> 00:16:14,054
Thank you, Nani Darnell.
308
00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:20,828
"O spirits of darkness...
309
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:24,732
...reveal to us your sacred presence."
310
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,196
Somebody call me?
311
00:16:26,373 --> 00:16:28,170
DAN: Would you hit the street?
BILLIE: No.
312
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,235
Try that again.
313
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,247
"O spirits of darkness...
314
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:40,786
...present to us your sacred form."
315
00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:43,184
DAN & BILLIE:
Ooh!
316
00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:45,450
[DAN YAWNS]
317
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:50,561
HARRY:
"O spirits of the great beyond...
318
00:16:50,731 --> 00:16:54,064
...I beseech you,
bestow upon me the power...
319
00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:59,433
...to rid this poor soul
of his dreaded curse.
320
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,074
In your name...
321
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:09,580
...I banish all evil spirits from this room."
322
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,012
DAN:
Ooh!
323
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,149
That's it. I lifted the curse.
324
00:17:15,322 --> 00:17:17,017
Bull, stand.
325
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,421
[BULL GASPS]
326
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,364
[BULL EXHALES]
327
00:17:31,372 --> 00:17:32,669
[BULL GRUNTS]
328
00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:41,338
[BULL CHUCKLES]
329
00:17:41,515 --> 00:17:42,504
[HARRY GRUNTS]
330
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,151
Hey, a thank-you note
would have been plenty.
331
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,649
Don't believe it.
332
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:51,086
You don't have the power.
333
00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:54,284
Well, for once,
Madam Loretta, you're right.
334
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:55,894
Bull, I hate to tell you this, but...
335
00:17:56,063 --> 00:18:01,330
Let me, Harry.
I'm better at explaining trickery and deceit.
336
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:04,062
Bull, it was fixed.
337
00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,603
- Fixed?
- It was a hoax.
338
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:07,001
- Hoax?
- Yeah, big guy.
339
00:18:07,174 --> 00:18:09,506
We just wanted to show you
it was all in your head.
340
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:11,644
Art rigged up a flash pot
and some effects.
341
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:14,303
He's hiding under the table.
He pulled the building down there.
342
00:18:14,481 --> 00:18:17,939
Come on out, Art.
Art, you can come out.
343
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,551
- Art?
- Sorry I'm late, sir.
344
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,120
I got stuck in the elevator
when the power went out.
345
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,416
I think I got everything
you asked for, though.
346
00:18:24,591 --> 00:18:28,584
Here's your magic flash powder,
your comedy tubing...
347
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,525
...your novelty burning book.
348
00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,688
[LORETTA LAUGHING]
349
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:37,700
Oh, I thought you could use a little help.
350
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:42,266
Excuse me, do you mean that you?
351
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:47,838
- Exxon's earnings, where will they level at?
- Oh.
352
00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:53,646
May I be of any further assistance,
Judge Stone?
353
00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:55,719
No, you're free to go.
354
00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:58,416
I knew you'd say that.
355
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:03,052
Here.
356
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,960
- What's this?
- A phone number.
357
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:10,433
It will soothe your troubled spirits.
358
00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:15,974
- Madam Loretta.
- You're welcome.
359
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,474
- Booga, booga!
- Aah!
360
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,011
Just kidding.
361
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:27,448
[CLICKS TONGUE]
362
00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:55,304
Dan, you okay?
363
00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:58,618
Dan.
364
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,622
Dan, I can't talk to hair.
365
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,218
A receipt from the IRS?
366
00:20:10,531 --> 00:20:15,901
"Seventy-four thousand, 861 dollars.
367
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:18,162
Paid in full.
368
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:21,307
Thanks for stopping by."
369
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,310
They took it all?
370
00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:27,741
Well, what did they disallow?
371
00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:32,444
Everything?
372
00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:35,144
Even contributions to charities?
373
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,192
Yeah, right. What was I thinking?
374
00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:45,154
You mean to tell me you're broke?
375
00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:48,324
Wiped out? Flat busted?
376
00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:50,970
Bereft of funds?
377
00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:56,201
Oh, Dan, I am so sorry.
378
00:20:58,378 --> 00:21:00,403
If there is anything I can do...
379
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:07,518
Oh, no, Dan, I make it a policy
never to loan money to a friend.
380
00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:13,219
I hate you!
381
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,287
You're scum!
382
00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:18,124
We were never friends!
383
00:21:21,335 --> 00:21:23,599
Nice try, amigo.
384
00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:35,048
I got it. I got it.
385
00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:37,911
The air was particularly dry.
386
00:21:38,085 --> 00:21:41,179
A wire from the ceiling lamp
brushed up against a metal pipe...
387
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,016
...causing the explosion and flash.
388
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:46,887
An unsuspecting janitor passing by,
heard the noise, rushed in, saw the smoke...
389
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,460
...came into the room
without our even seeing him...
390
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:52,565
...grabbed the model
of the Empire State Building and left.
391
00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:56,902
Okay.
392
00:21:57,437 --> 00:21:59,462
Aliens took it.
393
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:03,499
Billie, let's face it, I don't know how,
I don't when, I don't know where...
394
00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:06,145
...but somehow,
Madam Loretta outfoxed me.
395
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,974
- You still think that was a trick?
- Had to be.
396
00:22:09,149 --> 00:22:10,480
If I can do something like that...
397
00:22:10,651 --> 00:22:13,484
...she's certainly capable
of performing the same illusion.
398
00:22:13,654 --> 00:22:14,712
Maybe, but...
399
00:22:14,888 --> 00:22:18,187
Oh, come on, you don't still think
she has real magical powers, do you?
400
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:19,791
No.
401
00:22:21,228 --> 00:22:22,695
Yes.
402
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,194
Billie, I'm surprised at you.
403
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:27,060
Harry, what about that phone number
she gave you to call?
404
00:22:27,234 --> 00:22:29,225
What, this?
That's probably some recorded message.
405
00:22:29,403 --> 00:22:32,338
You know, dial-a-curse,
something like that.
406
00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:37,440
She said that it would
ease your troubled spirit.
407
00:22:37,978 --> 00:22:40,674
Okay, I'm up for a good laugh.
408
00:22:42,683 --> 00:22:46,449
O ancient specter from beyond...
409
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:52,581
...reveal to me the voice
that will soothe my troubled spirit.
410
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,384
[LINE RINGING]
411
00:22:56,997 --> 00:22:58,328
[O VER PHONE]
Hi, this is Mel Torm�.
412
00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:01,194
I can't come to the phone right now,but I'd like to know you called.
413
00:23:01,368 --> 00:23:04,166
So, uh, please leave a messageat the sound of the, uh...
414
00:23:04,338 --> 00:23:05,327
[TORM� CLEARS THRO AT]
415
00:23:05,505 --> 00:23:08,497
[TORM� SCATTING]
416
00:23:09,543 --> 00:23:10,532
The beep.
417
00:23:10,711 --> 00:23:12,406
[MACHINE BEEPS]
418
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,111
[ENGLISH SDH]
419
00:23:55,161 --> 00:23:59,711
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