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So. Mac. what's news?
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"Tornado rips up Nebraska trailer park."
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Those things always head straight
for the trailer parks.
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Why do you think
they call them mobile homes?
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh-- Mobile homes.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hey. Dan. you know.
I know it's tough. but try to have a heart.
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Come on. I read the same story.
Nobody was hurt. right. Mac?
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"No injuries. Hundreds left homeless."
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There. Happy?
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Hi. 9UY5-
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—Hi. judge.
_Hey, Harry.
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Hey. you wanna wad this stuff up?
We could have a giant spitball fight.
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lCHUCKLESl
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-Is that the stuff you have to review?
-About one one-hundredth of it.
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I'm gonna spend the next nine hours...
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...going over the thousands of bail reports
I approved this year.
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Wait. You mean.
you're not gonna be our judge tonight?
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No. you got a replacement coming in
from the Brooklyn court.
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So. what are you guys gonna do
without me. huh?
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[MAC CHUCKLES]
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Well. I guess some of you
will think of something.
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I'll give them 15 seconds
to start breathing again.
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Then I go in after her.
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[CROWD APPLAUDINGI
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Thank God nobody was hurt.
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Are you still married?
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She passed away.
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Great.
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I mean. the way you're taking it.
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You get over things.
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Not all the time.
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We can handle this alone. thank you.
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Is there some place we could talk?
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This is a big building.
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I'm a big boy.
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That's how Frankie
used to talk to Annette.
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Selma. aren't you gonna introduce us
to your...?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
This is Marty Ratner. everybody.
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-Hi.
GROUP: Hi. Marty.
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We didn't mean to gawk...
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...it's just that we weren't aware
that Selma was....
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Alive?
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I was gonna say "involved."
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Remember our last date?
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Yes. You picked me up at 7:20
in your tan Buick.
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We had wine. lobster...
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...and danced until 3:45 in the morning.
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Well. isn't that--?
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Almost interesting.
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We think so.
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It was 45 years ago.
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Let's go someplace
where we can catch up.
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I'm all ears.
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That's not the way I remember it.
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Good evening. I'm Arnold Koppelson.
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-You must be our man from Brooklyn.
-And you must be Judge Harold Stone.
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-Wild guess?
-I never guess. I just knew.
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I hope you people realize
how lucky you are...
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...to be working with a man like this.
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We often hear of your talents
in the Brooklyn court.
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So I consider it a privilege
and an honor to sit on your bench...
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...even for a brief session.
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Well. I'll see you all in the courtroom.
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He was really shoveling it fast and furious.
wasn't he?
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Well. now. Dan. maybe he was sincere.
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Sincere? He made Harry
seem like the Second Coming.
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An unassuming little burgundy
you might find amusing.
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Red with Jell-O?
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-So that was your third husband.
-Yes.
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But the one you left at the toll plaza--
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Number five.
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I thought five was the contortionist.
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Oh. that was Phil.
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The one who drove with his feet?
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He ate with them too.
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I stayed away from carnivals after that.
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All rise.
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Criminal court part two
is now in session.
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The Honorable...
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..."Arno|d Koppe|son"...
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...presiding.
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You may be seated.
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Oh. and. bailiff. may I just say...
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...that having a presence
as strong as yours in the courtroom...
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...is reassuring.
to say the least.
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-Thank you. sir.
-Your welcome.
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-Here's tonight's docket. sir.
-Oh. thank you.
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What a pleasant man.
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Yeah. I don't trust him either.
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People v. Milo Wright.
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-Your Honor. Mr. Wright was arrested--
ARNOLD: |....
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I read your report. Mr. Fielding.
I know all about it.
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-Merely trying to be helpful. sir.
-No need.
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Your sense of accuracy is uncanny...
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...and your attention to detail
is extraordinary.
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It virtually jumps off the paper.
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Uh-- W-w-well. thank you. sir.
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And you say
you're only an assistant DA. huh?
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You know. frankly. Mr. Fielding.
that stuns me...
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...but I'm sure it's just an oversight that
will be corrected in the very near future.
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Your Honor. I...
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...love you.
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[SINGING "|T'S ONLY A PAPER MOON"I
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Yeah?
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Your Honor. I need your help.
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-Things get a little backed up in there?
-Heck. no. we had dinner break.
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-Already?
-Harry. this guy is amazing.
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We practically finished
the whole docket.
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But you said you needed my help?
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Oh. yeah.
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Would you get this knot out for me?
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Sure. that's what I'm here for.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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-Yeah?
-A two-hour dinner break.
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-Can you believe it?
-I got time to get some jogging in.
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-Pshew. Hi. Harry.
-Hi.
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So Mac says things are going okay?
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Smooth as silk.
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It's amazing how fast things go
when there isn't so much goofing off.
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I mean. of course.
goofing off in a professional sense.
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-There you go.
-Well. thank you. sir.
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Sure.
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If you need anything else. I'll be here.
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Stapling things to my face.
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Well. you have fun. sir.
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Your Honor?
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Oh. You're busy. I'll be back later.
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No. come on in. Selma.
We were just discussing Judge Koppelson.
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Aw. What a sweetheart. huh?
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Sounds like you're headed for a gang hug.
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Go on. tell them.
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Tell us what?
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Oh. listen.
it's starting to sound like a big deal.
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It's no big deal.
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What isn't?
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I'm going to Florida
and shack up with Marty.
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You're getting married?
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She doesn't know
what shacking up means?
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-Sir. we got a problem.
-Mac. Se|ma's going to Florida.
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Be sure to hit Disney World.
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-Sir. I'm afraid this is urgent.
-What is it?
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I just called a Brooklyn court
to transfer a few grand jury felonies.
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Judge Koppelson needed more to do.
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From the sound of things...
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...he should be able to clean up
the national crime problem by dawn.
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MAC: Harry--
-He's not using my gavel. is he?
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Harry. there is no Judge Koppelson
in the Brooklyn court.
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There's no Judge Koppelson anywhere.
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He's a fraud.
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Oh. no. I don't believe that.
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That's incredible.
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I could have told you so.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Okay. well. thank you.
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Any sign of him?
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-Dan took him out to dinner.
-ReaHy?
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Bull went to the local suck-up eateries
to see if he could find him.
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Good thinking.
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Well. it turns out our Mr. Koppelson
is with the Brooklyn court system.
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Then he is a judge.
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Then he is a clerk.
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-A clerk?
HARRY: Mm-hm.
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In the Records Division. for 35 years.
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And he's got a good record.
but he's got no law degree...
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...and no college education.
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That's incredible.
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I mean. this guy just walks in off the street
wearing a robe...
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...p|ops himself on the bench.
and everybody falls for it?
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-He must think you people are a bunch of....
-Boneheads.
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Well. I can see that you're busy.
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I'll see you in the cafeteria. bunny rabbit.
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I'll count the seconds. tiger.
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IGROWLINGI
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IHISSINGI
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ISIGHSI
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Love can be sickening. can't it?
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Mac. go get me the cases
that Koppelson ruled on.
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-All of them?
-Well. how many are there?
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Eighty-four.
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In less than three hours?
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I'm telling you. Harry. the guy is--
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Amazing. incredible. the best.
Yeah. I remember.
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All right. I'm going.
I'll help Mac with the cases.
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Right. Use a forklift if you have to.
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Well. where's my lecture?
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-Lecture?
-About running off to Miami...
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...with a man I haven't seen
since the Louisiana Purchase.
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Selma...
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...now. you know we all care about you.
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You can't walk in here
and tell us you're moving to Florida...
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...and not expect us to be concerned.
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Well. be quick about it. Harry...
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...because I've got decades
to make up for tonight.
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Se|ma....
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Save it. Harry.
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I'm cresting on a wave of love.
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That bad. huh?
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He makes my elbows sweat.
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I get the picture.
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Selma...
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...be careful.
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Would I disappoint you?
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Hey. it could have happened to anybody.
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Judge Stone.
your bailiff said there was a problem.
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I'm afraid there is. Arnold.
Where did you find him. Bull?
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Dan's favorite restaurant. La Pretense.
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What the hell is going on?
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Bigfoot comes barging into the restaurant.
practically drags us out.
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Why don't you tell him. Arnold?
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I talked to your supervisor.
I know who you are.
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Who are he?
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Arnold?
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I'm a clerk in the Record Division
over at Brooklyn court.
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A clerk?
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I'm afraid so.
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I promised you could be godfather
to my first...
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...and you're telling me you're a clerk?
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I suppose this puts our ski weekend
in Vermont on the back burner. doesn't it?
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Lobsters and wine.
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What else?
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This is moving.
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Thank you.
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I meant the lobster.
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[LAUGHS]
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Julia taught me how to pack them live
right from the dock.
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The cook is boiling the water.
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-Julia?
-That's my wife's name.
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I brought them up from Florida with me
on the plane.
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They got a window seat. Ha-ha-ha.
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A window seat. Ha-ha-ha.
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You were always a tough audience.
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So. what's the plan?
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We pack your things.
we fly to Fort Lauderdale. we go crazy.
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I like it.
Is your place near the courthouse?
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Maybe there is some job openings.
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Ha-ha. Job openings?
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Why on earth would you want a job?
I've got plenty of money.
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It's not the money. I like to work.
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Julia never did.
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-Marty....
-Excuse me. is this the Ratner party?
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Yes.
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I was told to play for two people in love.
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Enjoy-
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[PLAYING LIVELY MILITARY TUNE]
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Wait. wait. wait a minute.
there must be some mistake.
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I ordered a violin player.
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He had to cancel. so they sent me.
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Please don't ask me to leave.
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Everybody asks me to leave.
253
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:19,798
If you ask me to leave.
I'm going to take the elevator to the roof...
254
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:22,268
...and plunge to my death.
255
00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:26,373
Just make sure you take that with you.
256
00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:30,601
-Mister?
-Well. I suppose it'll be okay.
257
00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:33,251
I owe you my life.
258
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,510
Just keep it soft and romantic.
259
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,114
Got it.
260
00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,275
[PLAYS SLOW MILITARY TUNE]
261
00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:44,979
Lovely. I mean that.
262
00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:48,527
Listen. Marty.
263
00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:50,955
Hold it a minute. chucko.
264
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:52,998
I'll tell you when.
265
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:56,641
Selma.
I know you've enjoyed your job up here.
266
00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:59,743
But why should you work
when I can take care of you?
267
00:14:59,906 --> 00:15:01,126
Julia never worked.
268
00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:04,827
What did she do all day. pack seafood?
269
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,412
She used to knit me things.
270
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,740
She made me soufflés.
271
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:12,444
Cleaned the house.
272
00:15:12,615 --> 00:15:15,945
She had aprons from all 50 states.
273
00:15:16,119 --> 00:15:18,379
Marty. listen to me.
274
00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:23,824
I don't knit. I don't cook.
I don't clean houses.
275
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:27,022
-That's why God gave us other people.
-Ha-ha.
276
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,158
[LAUGHING]
Selma. you're a scream.
277
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:34,891
Now. seriously. I know that you'll enjoy
not having the grind of a daily job.
278
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:37,299
Please. let me take care of you.
279
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:40,741
Oh. and in return. I take care of you?
280
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,238
Isn't that what love is all about?
281
00:15:43,411 --> 00:15:45,401
IRESUMES PLAYING]
282
00:15:46,514 --> 00:15:49,684
Not yet. Not yet.
283
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:53,281
Sorry. The moment moved me.
284
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,688
-Marty.
-Yes. lamb chop?
285
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,377
Marty. maybe we'd better hold off
on that jet.
286
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,625
What are you talking about?
287
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,357
Sounds like dump city. pal.
288
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,933
Leave or scarlet bellows
will start to spread.
289
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,367
My father made me take lessons.
290
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,641
God will punish him.
291
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:27,454
You had us. accomplished attorneys.
practicing law in front of you...
292
00:16:27,618 --> 00:16:31,248
...a clerk charading as a magistrate.
for almost three hours.
293
00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:35,163
You have made a mockery
out of this country's justice system.
294
00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:37,286
And you have nothing to say
for yourself?
295
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,060
I enjoyed the rack of lamb.
296
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:44,172
I want it back. It's mine.
297
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:47,665
Now. what is this nonsense
about not going away with me?
298
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,269
Listen to yourself. Marty.
You don't want me.
299
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:52,241
You want a domestic.
300
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:56,210
What you and Julia had all these years
was great.
301
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,371
But it's not my kind of great.
302
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:02,153
Selma. I never thought of you as a maid.
303
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,880
I thought of you as a woman.
304
00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:05,485
I know. doll.
305
00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:10,086
But I just don't think
I'm quite what you have in mind.
306
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,461
You're used to something else.
307
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,204
I guess I am.
308
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,359
I always was a little helpless.
309
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:24,605
You made the right choice
in 1938. Marty.
310
00:17:24,776 --> 00:17:28,206
I'm sure I could bring myself
to change a little.
311
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,809
Maybe we both can.
312
00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:32,611
-Marty--
-Did I mention the double gas oven?
313
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:36,850
I use mine to dry my pantyhose.
314
00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:39,852
I see what you mean.
315
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:47,121
Listen. I know how you all must be feeling.
and I can't blame you for being angry.
316
00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:49,586
But I fully expected to go to jail.
317
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,364
You knew this was gonna happen?
318
00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:54,262
Sure. I'm just surprised
that I lasted as long as I did.
319
00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:57,885
-Well. why did you do it?
-I always wanted to.
320
00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:01,531
Well. that's certainly stupid.
321
00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:03,636
No. not really.
322
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:06,970
You see. I'm retiring next month.
323
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:13,116
I used to sit at my little desk for 30 years
while the judges came and went...
324
00:18:13,286 --> 00:18:16,416
...night after night.
watching and waiting...
325
00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:19,019
...and dreaming that one day.
I'd be up there myself.
326
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:22,392
And then this afternoon
when the call came for a replacement...
327
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:26,592
...it occurred to me that maybe
this would be my last chance.
328
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,803
Do you know something?
329
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:32,368
Even now I get the feeling you're not
the slightest bit sorry about this.
330
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:34,507
-Well. I'm not.
-Incredible.
331
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,130
Why? I did a hell of a job.
332
00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:38,912
He's right.
333
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:40,798
He is?
334
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:44,439
As far as I'm concerned. yup.
335
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:49,320
I would've made the same decision
in virtually every one of these cases.
336
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:53,688
Well. the prosecution did an excellent job.
It made my work easy.
337
00:18:53,859 --> 00:18:55,159
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
338
00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:58,186
-Geek.
-Bootlicker.
339
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,333
Mac. I'll sign these myself later
and then you can take them downstairs.
340
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,090
I'll finish off the night.
341
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,387
What about this guy?
342
00:19:05,802 --> 00:19:08,672
Oh. don't worry about me.
I'm familiar with the prison system.
343
00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:10,598
I'll get along.
344
00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:11,873
Go home. Arnold.
345
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:16,680
I beg your pardon?
346
00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:18,535
Go home.
347
00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:22,154
Putting you in jail is only gonna cost
the city money for no reason.
348
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:24,211
But I committed a crime.
349
00:19:24,386 --> 00:19:25,816
First offense. right?
350
00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:27,651
Well. yes. that's true. but--
351
00:19:27,823 --> 00:19:31,223
"He made a mistake.
and based on my 30 years of experience...
352
00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:34,792
...I'm gonna take a chance
that he learned something from it."
353
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,085
I said that. didn't I?
354
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:39,604
Steven's case. It was a first offense too.
355
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:43,363
Well. based on
my two years of experience...
356
00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:46,767
...I'm gonna take
the same chance on you. Arnold.
357
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,570
Now. go home.
358
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,872
Thank you. Your Honor.
359
00:19:56,449 --> 00:20:00,439
Oh. just so you know.
you really are big in Brooklyn.
360
00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:02,584
Arnold.
361
00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:06,192
You would've made a good judge.
362
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,855
I was a good judge.
363
00:20:27,412 --> 00:20:29,382
-Hi.
-Hi.
364
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:33,005
I thought
you might have thought things over.
365
00:20:33,618 --> 00:20:35,478
-I did.
-And?
366
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:38,654
Can you picture this body in an apron?
367
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:43,550
No. But I can picture it without an apron.
368
00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,085
December 12th.
369
00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:49,293
The observation deck
of the Empire State Building.
370
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,185
Yeah.
371
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,357
IEXHALESI
372
00:20:53,535 --> 00:20:57,055
I think we were facing north.
373
00:20:57,238 --> 00:20:59,498
Listen. I want you to take this.
374
00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:01,774
It rowed up with the lobsters.
375
00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:04,413
"1938."
376
00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:06,873
It was a very good year.
377
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:10,236
See you. Selma.
378
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,277
See you. Marty.
379
00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:23,091
We held the record
until the World Trade Center went up.
380
00:21:31,936 --> 00:21:34,736
-Hi. Selma.
-Hi. Harry.
381
00:21:35,573 --> 00:21:36,603
What happened?
382
00:21:37,141 --> 00:21:41,701
We had some wine.
killed some crustaceans...
383
00:21:41,879 --> 00:21:45,079
...and then some guy
played military music.
384
00:21:48,252 --> 00:21:52,522
-What about Marty?
-It turns out he wanted somebody else.
385
00:21:54,191 --> 00:21:56,681
-I'm sorry.
-No sweat.
386
00:21:56,861 --> 00:21:58,561
If you're interested...
387
00:21:58,729 --> 00:22:03,389
...and if you're wondering if a heart
can beat through nine presidents...
388
00:22:04,101 --> 00:22:07,801
...six husbands. 45 springs...
389
00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:13,944
...and still race at the sight of a tan Buick
driving up the street...
390
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,740
...honey. I'm here to tell you it can.
391
00:22:23,353 --> 00:22:25,013
I'll bet it can.
392
00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,207
Oh. I've been through worse.
393
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:30,588
Well. tonight. you'll be through better.
394
00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:32,888
Lets you and me go out after the session.
395
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,261
Oh. don't worry about it.
396
00:22:34,429 --> 00:22:35,829
Come on. it'll cheer you up.
397
00:22:35,997 --> 00:22:38,017
Oh. seriously. I'm fine.
398
00:22:38,198 --> 00:22:40,498
Selma. you're not fine.
399
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,256
MAN: Hi. Selma.
-Oh. hi. Brent.
400
00:22:43,435 --> 00:22:46,595
-Pick you up at 11?
-Sure.
401
00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:50,095
I'm looking forward to it.
402
00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:57,713
Your nephew.
403
00:22:58,182 --> 00:23:00,082
Your lawyer?
404
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,580
Your nephew's lawyer?
405
00:23:02,753 --> 00:23:05,153
Your lawyer's nephew?
406
00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,390
Carpool?
407
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,456
Insurance salesman?
408
00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,903
Bailiff trainee.
409
00:23:54,438 --> 00:23:56,428
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00:23:56,478 --> 00:24:01,028
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