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What's a four-letter word
for "nonsense"?
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- Bull.
- Thanks.
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- Mind if we join you?
- No. Sit down.
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Selma, you haven't touched your food.
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I've touched it. I've chewed it.
I've swallowed it.
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Now it's up to my enzymes.
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That's the judge's tray.
He's on the phone.
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Got another lead on those tickets.
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I must say, I've never seen anybody
so whipped up about a concert.
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Well, you know how he is
about Mel Torme.
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Bonkers.
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It fits.
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Personally, I don't see the big
attraction about Mel Torme.
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I like singers that stick to the tune.
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Like who, for instance?
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Leontyne Price...
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...Luciano Pavarotti...
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...that bird on Sesame Street's
not bad either.
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- Any luck?
- Yeah. All bad.
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The concert's been sold out
for two weeks...
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...and my sources don't have tickets.
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I don't believe it. I am two days
away from getting shut out.
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It's only a concert, judge.
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No, Liz. Woodstock was only a concert.
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This is Mel Torme.
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Yeah, I'm into financial planning.
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I make money the old-fashioned way.
I print it.
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- Dan, you're a very funny guy.
- Yes. Well...
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...I have my serious side too.
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Unhand me, sir. I'll scream.
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You'll scream. You'll faint.
You'll see skyrockets going off.
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Is it me, or has Dan
been different lately?
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No. He's always been different.
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You think there's been a little...
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...between them?
- Come on, now.
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Just because people work together
and have coffee breaks together...
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...and laughs, don't jump to...
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Don't look now.
He's kissing her hand.
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Listen, you lured me in here
with the promise of a cup of coffee.
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- Any chance of getting one?
- That's the spirit.
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Use me.
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- Look at that man smile.
- It's cute.
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It's dangerous. Your teeth dry up
and stick to your lips.
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Very painful.
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- Hey, Dan, over here.
- Dan.
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Dan, I think the others
want us to join them.
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- Come over.
- Come on over, Dan.
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I don't see anyone.
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I think you might be right.
It looks like our Dan is in love.
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Incredible!
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That's it. "Incredible."
How many letters?
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Ten.
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Close enough.
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Has anyone ever told you what
a cute vaccination scar you have?
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Not that I recall.
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Well, if it isn't two of
the loveliest ladies...
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...in the entire criminal justice system.
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Hi.
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- Dan?
- Dan Fielding?
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Liz, that may be the smartest
outfit I've ever seen you wear...
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...and you have worn
some smart outfits.
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- I have?
- Don't you dare change that hair.
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Remember that movie about the pods
in the basement?
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Here.
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What's this?
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A poem I wrote on the subway
this morning.
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Oh?
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What do you think?
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Nice.
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Must be hard to find something
to rhyme with "jurisprudence."
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Looks like love is in
full bloom over there.
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The massive amounts of fertilizer
have helped, I think.
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- Come on, Miss Wagner.
- Don't be so hard on him.
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Haven't you ever been
madly in love with someone?
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Of course not. I'm engaged.
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What I mean is, I don't think
that it's appropriate...
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...for people who work together
to have...
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...romantic relationships.
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- Have you?
- Have I what?
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Have you ever been
madly in love with someone?
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- Sure.
- Anyone I know?
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I doubt it. She was
a cute dark-haired girl...
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...who sat next to me
in second grade.
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- I see.
- I forget her name, but she was wild.
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- Your Honor...
- We'd sneak off...
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...to the cloakroom and eat paste.
- Next case.
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You see, in our version of hide-and-seek...
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The People v. Leo Bell, Your Honor.
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Mr. Bell was arrested near
Madison Square Garden...
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...for scalping tickets.
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Hey, I'm very distraught
about this whole thing, judge.
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See, I made my little niece a promise:
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The next time the ice show comes to town,
her Uncle Leo would take her.
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But then two weeks ago,
something else took her.
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- I'm sorry. You mean...?
- She went with the school...
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...and I got stuck
with the ticket, right.
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You thought you might sell the ticket?
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Exactly.
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So someone else's niece
could enjoy the show.
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That is a very nice thought, Mr. Bell,
but it says here...
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...that you sold a $9 ticket for $45.
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Well, that seat was right behind
Snoopy's doghouse.
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If it please the court, Exhibit A
was taken from the defendant...
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...at the time of his arrest.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Well, how do you explain this, Mr. Bell?
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You must have 200 or 300 tickets here.
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I love the theater.
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Your appreciation of the arts
is duly noted for the record.
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- Your hair smells great.
- It's dandruff shampoo.
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Excuse me, does the prosecution
have anything else to present?
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- Your Honor...
- Your Honor... Sorry, go ahead.
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No, no. After you.
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Mr. Bell is so brazen
in his flaunting of the law...
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...that he prints business cards
listing his office phone number...
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...which is, in fact, a phone booth
on Lexington Avenue.
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This is quite an assortment
you have here, Mr. Bell:
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The Knicks, the Rangers, the boat show,
La Cage aux Folles, Mel...
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...Torme?
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There must be 30 Mel Torme tickets here.
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I had 50 Tormes this morning.
That is a very hot ticket.
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- Your Honor.
- September 13.
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- Beg your pardon?
- That's when Mel Torme...
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...was born in Chicago.
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- I celebrate it every year.
- Your Honor...
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I mean, I don't have a big affair.
It's not a national holiday...
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...not yet.
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Sir, the case.
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- Is open-and-shut, right, Leo?
- I have erred.
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Forgive me.
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Fifty dollars penance.
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Go in peace.
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I like him. He's nuts.
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Let's have a recess.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Your thinking was clear,
your logic, precise.
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You're a credit to the profession.
Let's have children.
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- Oh, Dan.
- Oh, Suzanne.
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- Harry, they're evidence.
- Of course.
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I have to turn them over
to the city property clerk.
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- Absolutely. That's the law.
- Right.
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Oh, God. Row B.
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- Your Honor?
- Miss Woodfield?
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't
help overhearing, and...
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...well, I have two tickets
to the Mel Torme concert.
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- You're not using them? Fantastic!
- No. I'm using them...
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At least one of them.
See, I'm a big fan too.
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- Really?
- I wondered if you might wanna...
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...use the other ticket.
- But what about Dan?
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- What about him?
- I assumed you two were...
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Oh, no, no. I mean, he's a very nice guy.
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We've gone out a couple of times,
but it's not serious.
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- Well, in that case...
- You'll go with me?
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I would go with Godzilla.
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I have better breath.
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- I meant...
- I know what you meant.
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Your Honor...
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...is she adorable or what?
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The court agrees, Mr. Fielding.
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I'll tell you what. After work
why don't we go get pizza. My treat.
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I'd love to, but I can't.
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I'm already doing something this evening.
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Yeah. We're already doing
something this evening.
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What exactly will we be doing this evening?
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Sorry, Dan. I have a date.
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A couple of the gals are getting together,
doing their nails.
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- That kind of thing?
- No. It's a date.
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With a man?
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Are you serious?
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Deadly. Who are you going out with?
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- None of your business.
- Come on. Tell me.
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- I won't die.
- Excuse me.
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Shall I pick you up at your house,
or should we just leave from here?
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Him?!
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Could we discuss this
somewhere else, Bull?
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Excuse us.
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Dan?
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Dan, I didn't know.
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I didn't know that you
and Suzanne were serious.
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- I just thought that...
- Harry, stuff it.
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- I can't believe he said that.
- No, it's okay.
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I told him he could call me "Harry."
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I have never known Dan to be late before.
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- I hope he's all right.
- Yeah. But it's his own fault.
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I mean, I always make it a rule: Never get
involved with people I work with.
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You work with rapists, junkies,
muggers and flashers.
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That does make it easier.
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- Hi, Dan. How was dinner?
- The part that stayed down? Fine.
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Dan.
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Dan, I've gotta talk to you
about something.
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- Business?
- No.
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Catch me in the fall.
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- Dan, can we talk?
- Sure.
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So where are you and Conehead
the Barbarian going tonight?
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Dan, it is just a dinner date.
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Foraging in the forest,
trapping small animals...
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...that kind of thing?
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If you must know, he's taking me
to the restaurant...
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...on top of
the World Trade Center.
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Are you going to use the elevator...
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...or is he just dragging you
up the side of the building?
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- Poor guy.
- Yeah.
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I'm sure he presumed way too much...
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...but he must feel like he's been
kicked in the teeth.
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- Well...
- I'm sure that to feel that a friend...
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...has stabbed you in the heart...
- But...
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- Betrayal eats away so...
- I didn't know!
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That we were getting so backed up!
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Next case!
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That would be Gerald Jackson,
Your Honor...
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...charged with theft, second-degree.
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He was accused of tapping the till of
his employer, the Midtown Speedy Mart.
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- Miss Williams?
- Yes, sir. Your Honor...
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...the amount of money
is less than $50...
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...and my client has expressed
willingness to pay it back.
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Pay it back?
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How do you pay back someone's trust
once you've spent it?
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- Mr. Fielding...
- Look at it from my point of view.
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I was nuts about her. No.
Scratch that. Insane about her.
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I gave her all of my love, all of my
attention, all of my affection...
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...and what happens?
She dumps me...
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...for Bobbo the Human Redwood
over there.
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- I don't feel well.
- I know, Dan...
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...but we have to put
personal problems...
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- I am going to soil your bench.
- Recess now.
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Dan, we've all been through rejection.
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Hasn't anything like this
ever happened to you before?
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Are you serious?
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Harry, I was just jilted in favor of a man
who wears hunting socks to work every day.
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Now, be fair.
Bull has his share of talents.
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I don't consider being able to drive in
nails with your fists a talent.
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Dan, Suzanne appears to be
a wonderful woman.
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You know, I really, really thought
that we were simpatico, Harry.
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She appeals to a lot of people.
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We shared so many of the same interests.
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I imagine a lot of people appeal to her.
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She found my jokes amusing.
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She likes Torme. I like Torme.
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Her nose wrinkles when she laughs at them.
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- Harry, Suzanne and l...
- Suzanne and l...
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00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,610
Go ahead.
242
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,689
Dan, I'm gonna go...
243
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,786
Answer the door.
244
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,090
- Bull.
- Your Honor.
245
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,962
You're ocupado.
246
00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:27,026
- I'll come back.
- No, no.
247
00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:29,035
Come on in. Come on in.
248
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:31,436
I think we have something
to talk about.
249
00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:34,071
What?
250
00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:37,646
The year in combs.
You ever see one up close?
251
00:13:39,682 --> 00:13:42,583
Listen, you myopic little dilettante!
252
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,645
Who are you calling little?!
253
00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:47,153
Okay, that is enough of that.
254
00:13:47,323 --> 00:13:49,950
I won't tolerate personal
disagreements that interfere...
255
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,583
...with the operation of my court.
Do I make myself clear?
256
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:57,429
Now, the three of us have a problem.
We must work it out like grown men.
257
00:13:57,599 --> 00:14:00,898
- The three of us?
- Yeah. We all...
258
00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:05,796
Anybody want pretzels?
Or nuts? I got some avocado dip.
259
00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:07,770
Your Honor, I have cases to prepare.
260
00:14:07,942 --> 00:14:11,434
Why don't you just sit down
until you're told to leave?
261
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,372
You talking to me?
262
00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:19,845
- Guys.
- Perhaps you'd like to step outside.
263
00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:22,051
- You bet I would.
- All right, that's it.
264
00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:25,316
- Nobody leaves here.
- Thank you. Thank you.
265
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:33,161
Now, we got to find a way
to cut this tension.
266
00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:38,229
Let's hold hands.
267
00:14:40,938 --> 00:14:42,405
What did he say?
268
00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:44,700
I took a sensitivity training
class once...
269
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:47,436
...and I learned that most male
aggression is due to...
270
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:49,739
...a lack of physical
and emotional contact...
271
00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:51,642
...with members of the same sex.
272
00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:55,307
Perhaps you should visit
our holding cell sometime, sir.
273
00:14:55,485 --> 00:14:58,147
Come on. You've seen
professional football huddles...
274
00:14:58,321 --> 00:15:01,552
...haven't you? Come on. Come on.
275
00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:05,423
That's it.
276
00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:08,353
Dan, take my hand.
277
00:15:09,932 --> 00:15:12,492
Good. Now, Bull.
278
00:15:13,903 --> 00:15:15,927
All right, now the two of you link up.
279
00:15:16,538 --> 00:15:18,028
Go ahead.
280
00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:22,569
That's it.
281
00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,575
No.
282
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:26,406
I wanna be on top.
283
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,981
Okay, guys.
Now, no need to say anything.
284
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,748
Just let go.
285
00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:40,086
Just feel, experience the bond.
286
00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:43,285
His bond is breaking my knuckles.
287
00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:46,859
Bull, loosen up.
288
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,002
Come on now, guys, relax.
Close your eyes.
289
00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,430
All the way.
290
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:57,505
All right. Now just...
291
00:15:57,676 --> 00:15:59,405
...feel.
292
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,981
Someone came in.
293
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,674
- Hello?
- We'll come back.
294
00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:10,047
- No, no. Don't be silly.
- We were...
295
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:12,815
...just discussing humiliation.
296
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,218
If you'll all excuse me.
297
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,688
Dan, there is no reason
to feel humiliated.
298
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:20,523
Some helpful advice:
Date within your species.
299
00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:25,257
I have no idea what she sees in him.
300
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:29,566
Don't worry.
Women are still tops in my book.
301
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:34,334
We were just trying
a little sensitivity exercise.
302
00:16:34,509 --> 00:16:36,568
- Just say, "Of course."
- Of course.
303
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,973
Did you want to see me?
304
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:40,375
Yes. Harry, we're ready
for you anytime you are.
305
00:16:40,548 --> 00:16:42,072
- Fine.
- And I want to apologize...
306
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,717
...for what happened in court.
307
00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,752
- I feel partly responsible.
- No, it wasn't your fault.
308
00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:50,856
It's just that Dan needs to realize
that I care as much for him as I do for Bull.
309
00:16:51,024 --> 00:16:53,322
It just so happens
I have a lot of interests.
310
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:56,018
- Fine.
- Bull likes Post-lmpressionist painters.
311
00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:57,788
- So do I.
- He does?
312
00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:00,899
- Dan enjoys oompah bands. So do I.
- He does.
313
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,728
You and I love Mel Torme,
so we're going to the concert...
314
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,872
...just to have a good time.
- You are?
315
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:12,171
- Lana, you wanna hear a funny story?
- Yeah. Make me laugh.
316
00:17:13,245 --> 00:17:15,075
Your Honor, you better hurry. It's bad.
317
00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,771
- What happened? Bad?
- Bull and Dan in the cafeteria...
318
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,576
...they are fighting.
- Fighting?!
319
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,845
I passed by. Bull was throwing
Dan around like a little rag doll.
320
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,648
- Oh, my God!
- Those stupid...!
321
00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:27,654
- Are they fighting over me?
- Chivalry is not dead.
322
00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:29,086
Let's go.
323
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:33,452
No. Dan!
324
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,394
He was lucky there was a doctor here.
325
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:39,158
Look at this place!
326
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:41,030
Love stinks.
327
00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:45,264
- Is he all right, doctor?
- Couple of cracked ribs, that's all.
328
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:48,171
You big, overgrown oaf!
How could you?!
329
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:51,506
Settle down there, Your Honor.
He probably saved this man's life.
330
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,012
- Come again?
- Your friend here almost choked...
331
00:17:54,182 --> 00:17:56,582
...to death on an olive
that got stuck in his throat.
332
00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:59,777
- You mean Bull?
- Applied the Heimlich maneuver...
333
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,753
...with ferocity heretofore
unknown to mankind.
334
00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:07,055
Dan, how do you feel?
335
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,721
Take a guess.
336
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:12,631
Bull saved your life.
337
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,233
I know.
338
00:18:14,401 --> 00:18:15,628
Bull?
339
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:22,537
- Yeah?
- Thank you.
340
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:25,576
Bull, I am so sorry
for what I thought and what I said.
341
00:18:26,179 --> 00:18:29,170
That enough manly affection
for you, Your Honor?
342
00:18:30,315 --> 00:18:31,612
I deserved that.
343
00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:35,719
- Any bandages or tape around here?
- In the guard's lounge. Follow me.
344
00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:37,616
Now, just keep still.
345
00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:40,052
And please, no more help.
346
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,090
Bull, I said some pretty nasty things.
347
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:49,528
- You didn't say anything that nasty.
- Not to your face, no.
348
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:51,898
Well, forget it.
349
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:55,868
No, no! I don't wanna forget it.
I want a chance to make it up to you.
350
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:57,267
So...
351
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:01,576
...you can have Suzanne.
352
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:04,045
He what?
353
00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:06,613
No, Dan, I mean, you were
there first. I had no idea.
354
00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:08,340
- You should have her.
- No, no, no.
355
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:10,815
- I insist.
- You insist?!
356
00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,454
- Listen...
- My ribs, my ribs!
357
00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:18,457
For your information, boys...
358
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,992
...l'm not a plaything
to be tossed around...
359
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:23,687
...between the two of you.
I'm an adult...
360
00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:26,493
...and I'll make the decisions
about what I do in life...
361
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,760
...thank you, including whom
I spend my time with.
362
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,099
Now, can't you just accept the fact
that I liked all three of you...
363
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,173
...that's why I wanted to be with you?
364
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,906
Three?
365
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,043
Isn't that amazing? She...
366
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,711
She just happened to have
an extra seat to the...
367
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,720
...Mel Torme concert.
368
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:57,119
Is that something?
Or is that something?
369
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,995
Come on, Harry. You're not
gonna back out, are you?
370
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:04,897
No. It's just that when we've had some
time to put all this in perspective...
371
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:08,334
Listen, I'm going.
You can do whatever you want.
372
00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,666
Bull?
373
00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:16,176
Dan?
374
00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:22,677
- I'm sorry, Suzanne.
- No, no. You own that ticket now.
375
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,421
There. You satisfied?
376
00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:32,719
You could tape that sucker
back together real easy.
377
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:36,153
I would have hoped that a gesture
of friendship was enough...
378
00:20:36,331 --> 00:20:38,697
...but evidently you guys want blood.
379
00:20:45,306 --> 00:20:46,568
There.
380
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,901
Now are you happy?
381
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:51,203
That was dumb.
382
00:20:51,378 --> 00:20:52,776
She's right, Harry.
383
00:20:52,946 --> 00:20:54,675
- She is?
- Suzanne, you were correct.
384
00:20:54,848 --> 00:20:59,478
I acted like a stereotypical
male chauvinist pig...
385
00:20:59,652 --> 00:21:02,485
...and I apologize.
- Yeah. Me too, Suzanne.
386
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:05,452
I guess it got a little crazy around here.
387
00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,091
It won't happen again.
388
00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:10,888
Well, gentlemen, I appreciate
your apologies. I accept.
389
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,531
So, what you are all saying is...
390
00:21:13,699 --> 00:21:16,099
- Go with her. Have fun.
- Go ahead.
391
00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:25,039
If you'll excuse me.
392
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:29,603
Harry, I think Mel put it best
once when he said:
393
00:21:42,391 --> 00:21:44,882
- Hi, everything's locked up.
- Good.
394
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,891
We're all going to Emilio's for a beer.
395
00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:49,155
- Wanna join us?
- Not tonight, Lana. Thanks.
396
00:21:50,332 --> 00:21:54,131
- It's been a crazy couple of days.
- Yeah.
397
00:21:55,803 --> 00:21:59,500
- Dan's coming back tomorrow.
- Great, great, great.
398
00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:02,404
Harry, I want you to know
I'm sorry about the concert.
399
00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:05,044
I know. I'm fine.
Really, thanks.
400
00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:09,479
Unless there's something else...
401
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:13,051
No, no. Nothing.
402
00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:17,649
- See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
403
00:22:17,823 --> 00:22:19,290
Fine.
404
00:22:39,377 --> 00:22:43,073
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mel Torme!
405
00:22:43,247 --> 00:22:45,238
One, two...
406
00:22:46,217 --> 00:22:48,151
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
407
00:22:48,686 --> 00:22:51,780
Now, there's good vibes tonight.
408
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:56,380
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