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Hey, Bull.
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Why so glum?
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Oh, first it was Grenada
and then Lebanon.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Seems like every time I start to get close
to a girl, she gets shipped out.
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Well, maybe this next case
will cheer him up.
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Settle down! Thank you.
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- Your Honor...
- You know, sometimes...
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...this is a great job.
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Yeah, Your Honor...
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Let me guess. This guy was caught
peeping into their dressing room.
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He's the victim, Your Honor.
The ladies are the defendants.
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Do you mean to tell me these sweet,
innocent-looking young women...
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Beat the snot out of this man. Right.
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Your Honor, my clients
were lured to New York...
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...under the guise of a legitimate
beauty contest.
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It turned out that Mr. Harris here did not
have the prize money he claimed to have.
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The girls found out during the competition
and they responded.
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Your Honor, according to witnesses,
Miss Congeniality led the attack...
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...with a kick to the groin.
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The one in the polka suit over there
tried to twist my lips off.
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- I beg your pardon.
- All right!
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That will be enough of that language.
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I mean the bickering, not the Swedish.
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Your Honor, it's not only Swedish,
but Italian...
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...Japanese, Spanish and Arabic.
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Weren't there any interpreters
at the pageant?
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All his budget allowed for was
one videotape machine...
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...and a dresser named Vito.
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Hey, come on. This is for cable TV.
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I ain't got bucks to throw around
like those network productions.
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I could do a whole show...
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...for what one of those
Barbara Mandrell outfits go for.
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You are a resourceful man...
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...but evidently your profit comes
at some expense to others.
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Your Honor...
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...the fact is that this man is not the one
who is on trial here...
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...although the people will agree his actions
were scum-like in nature.
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He twisted these girls' innocent
hopes and dreams into...
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...grotesque nightmares of horror.
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- You're on my side, right?
- Yeah. Don't worry.
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Your Honor, I would like
a continuance of this case...
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...until interpreters can be found
and these ladies are provided for.
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- Mr. Prosecutor?
- Absolutely.
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Then it is so ordered.
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Your Honor, being a speaker of English...
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...I can make my statement now
if it would help.
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I like to help. That's why
I'm majoring in speech therapy.
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It's a way to help those less
fortunate than ourselves...
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...learn the ability to communicate
and function as productive human beings...
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...in our society.
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I've got some paper bags in the office
if you feel the need to:
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I just love our system of justice,
Your Honor.
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That system works for me,
and by golly, I'll work for it.
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Baton twirler, right?
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Yes! How did you know?
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- Lucky guess.
- Oh, thank you.
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Can you say "Dan"?
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Next case, Your Honor.
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People v. Eleanor Brandon...
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...malicious mischief, Class C.
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- Malicious mischief?
- I chucked a rock...
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...through a plate-glass window.
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Well, so you did.
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Barton Jewelry Store was
the offended establishment, Your Honor.
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- Ms. Brandon, do you have anything to say?
- Yes.
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You're even better-looking
than I imagined.
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I'll get those paper bags now.
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When Harry was 4...
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...his hair was dark
like his Uncle Otto.
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Who would think it would have
lightened up so much?
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Yes. Goes nicely with the robe.
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You know my Uncle Otto?
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- Of course.
- Then I take it we have met?
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A long time ago.
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I'm afraid you have the advantage,
Miss Brandon. I just don't remember you.
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Well, how could you?
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The last time I saw you,
you were only 5.
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Miss Brandon.
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Harry.
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I'm your mother.
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Oh.
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Pleased to meet you.
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- Harry.
- Did you catch...
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... The Merv Griffin Show last night?
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- He had this talking bird on...
- Harry!
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- What?
- That woman out there.
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Could she really be your mother?
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I don't know.
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You don't know?
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My mom walked out on me
when I was 5.
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Dad never talked about her and frankly, after
he died, I never thought much about her.
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- Anyway, the bird says to Merv...
- Harry!
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You mean, you never thought
about where your mother was...
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...what she was doing, whether she was
dead or alive?
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Honestly, I never thought about it.
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I mean, when I was
a kid growing up...
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...Mother's Day didn't mean anything more
to me than Groundhog's Day.
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Never had one of those, either.
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Your Honor, can I use
some of the petty cash...
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...to buy food for those bathing beauties?
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- Sure. How are they getting along?
- Well, as far as I can tell...
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...on looks alone.
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I just hope they know that at 30...
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...the party's over.
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This is Houston Street.
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Here's Third.
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And this is Dan's apartment.
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"Dan's apartment."
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Yes! Dan's apartment.
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Dan's apartment is good.
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"Good."
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Good.
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Hello.
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I like your dress.
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My name's Bull.
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Bull. You know, like the animal?
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Bull. Like this.
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No, no, no. Not a cow.
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Bull.
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- You've got to talk to her. That's a given.
- How does this look?
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I admit that it's possible
that she's not your mother...
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...but what if she is?
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It would look better if they
were lighted, wouldn't it?
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I understand you're diverting yourself.
I mean, it's very hard to handle...
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...and you're emotionally upset.
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- I'm not upset.
- Oh, yes, you are.
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- I am not upset!
- Why don't I make you a nice cup of tea...
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...to calm you down?
- I don't want any tea.
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- I've got your favorite, cherry Kool-Aid!
- Lana!
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Okay, okay.
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Maybe you're right. I mean, some woman
waltzes in here with strange claims.
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I mean, that's no reason for us to jump
to any definite conclusions.
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Hi, Mom.
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Your Honor? My client would like to have
a few minutes with you, if possible.
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Sure. Come on in. The more the merrier.
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Well, if you'll all excuse me...
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...l've got things to...
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...collate.
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Your Honor.
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I know I haven't been here for very long,
and sometimes I...
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Well, sometimes I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
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I'd like to pass on some advice
that my Uncle Lionel used to give me:
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Talk with your head...
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...but listen with your heart.
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- He sounds like a wise man.
- Yeah.
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We have no idea why he killed himself.
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Miss Brandon, have a seat.
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Thanks, Harry.
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So...
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- I know what you're thinking.
- No, I don't think you do.
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Well...
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...here it is in a nutshell:
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When I had you, I was young.
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Very young.
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I couldn't handle it.
I wasn't ready for it.
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I couldn't handle anything then.
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- Miss Brandon...
- What I'm trying to say is...
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...I wasn't well. Emotionally, that is.
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I mean, let's face it.
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Anybody who would leave their child
can't be emotionally well, can she?
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Miss Brandon, you're upset,
and maybe you're a little mixed-up.
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All you've done is broken a window.
It's not that serious.
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When you were little,
you had a little red wagon.
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Miss Brandon, lots of little boys
had little red wagons.
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And you used to take your dog Oliver
for rides in it.
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- That's true.
- Oh, you loved animals then.
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Do you still love animals?
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Yeah. In fact, there was this bird
on The Merv Griffin Show...
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Oh, I don't want anything, Harry.
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I don't want anything from you.
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I just came here to tell you...
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...that your mother loves you.
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Well, I've taken up enough of your time.
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Miss Brandon.
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Uncle Otto. How many thumbs
did he have?
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Let's talk.
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And it's shaped like a little star.
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I bet Harry could just die!
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I mean, what an embarrassing place
for a man to have a birthmark.
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- Have you seen it?
- Why, no.
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Now, just give this piece of paper
to the cabby.
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And tell him to take you there.
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I assure you there will be
no funny business...
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...if you don't want any.
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Now, this is just an offer to help you...
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...until you can get back home.
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Perhaps if we think of it
merely as a testimony...
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...to the spirit of easing international...
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...tensions.
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Our own little Olympic games.
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Hi.
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Story here about a man who ate
nothing but seaweed for three years.
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- Crazy, huh?
- Yeah. You got any chocolate cigarettes?
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I'll check.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- So how did it go with your...
- Mother?
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- Whatever.
- Well, she seems to know a lot about me.
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I've got this blurry 30-year-old photograph.
Could be her.
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Could be Red Buttons too.
201
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Yeah. Then I made a few phone calls,
and some things do fit.
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So you think it's a possibility?
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There are more things
in heaven and earth...
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Except chocolate cigarettes.
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- We're out.
- Darn.
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Can I show you something
in a bubble-gum cigar?
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I love "Dear Abby," don't you?
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Who doesn't?
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Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney.
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I'm Barbara, but my friends
call me Buffy.
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Get it? Barbara, Buffy?
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Yeah.
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I get it.
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- Do you have a nickname?
- I'm afraid not.
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- Well, then let's give you one.
- Hey.
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Let's see. Dan Fielding.
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How about...
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...Dino!
- I like it.
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I really do.
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But just for tonight.
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- Can anyone sit here?
- Sure. Join us.
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I mean, I have to be
running along myself...
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...but sit down.
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Selma, don't you have to go too?
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No.
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But what do I know?
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See you.
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Those people really like you.
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I like them too.
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Oh, Liz told me about the store owner...
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...dropping the charges
if I offer to pay for the window.
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- Have you got the money?
- I got the money. Thanks.
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Good.
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Well, I better be going.
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You take care.
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It was very nice to see you, Harry.
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Bye.
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Eleanor?
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Maybe... Maybe you wanna hang around
for a while and watch the session.
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And then afterwards, we could go out
and have a drink or some coffee...
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...you know, and talk.
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Oh, yeah, sure. I'd like that.
I love to talk.
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- Yeah, me too.
- It runs in the family.
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Yeah.
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Having listened to the testimony
and read the statements...
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...the court finds the defendants
not guilty.
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Oh, thank you! Thank you!
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Oh, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting it. I
don't have a prepared statement or anything!
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The court understands, believe me...
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...and we are grateful.
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- Oh, thank you. Thank you!
- Okay, girls, we won!
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We've made provisions for all the women
through their consulates...
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...except Miss Sweden.
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Nobody was there when we called,
but they will be and she'll be taken there.
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Fine.
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You've been acquitted.
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You're free.
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We won't have to use these.
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Of course, you all don't have to go
to your consulates if you don't want to.
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Would you tell her that?
No, go ahead. Tell her that.
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This is a free country.
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Lives have been laid down so that you have
the right to assemble anywhere you wish!
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Excuse me. Who do I see about
finding somebody who was arrested?
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- I'm the court clerk.
- Oh, great.
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Do you know where I can find
Mrs. Eleanor Brandon?
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Yeah. She's right over there.
267
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Thank God! Ma, what are you doing here?
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Are you all right?
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Leonard, what a surprise.
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They told me you were under arrest
for breaking a window.
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It's all straightened out. Don't worry.
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- This is your mother, Mr?
- Brandon. Leonard Brandon, Your Honor.
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Yes, this is my mother.
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Look, I am sorry if she has caused
you any trouble.
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No trouble. No trouble at all.
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Actually, she has been doing a lot of...
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...weird things for the last couple of years,
and, well...
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...I think we're gonna have to seriously
consider putting her in a home...
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...or a sanitarium or something.
280
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I'm in a sanitarium now!
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00:17:28,332 --> 00:17:31,893
No, you're not, Ma.
You're in an adult apartment complex.
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It's a wonderful place, really.
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People her own age, communal meals...
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...bocce ball.
- It's jail!
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It is not a jail, Ma.
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So how come I'm not allowed visitors?
287
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- They're allowed visitors.
- So how come I never see you there?
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00:17:45,749 --> 00:17:48,149
Mom, can we not
go into this now, please?
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- I've got a business to run.
- Harry's got a business too...
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...but he makes time for me.
- Who the hell is Harry?
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The judge?
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Oh, well, listen, Your Honor, I apologize.
293
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I didn't know she was bothering you.
294
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That's a lonely lady there,
Mr. Brandon.
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- I beg your pardon?
- No, I think it's hers you ought to beg.
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I don't understand a word you're saying.
297
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,316
You know, I don't like your tone
in my courtroom, Mr. Brandon.
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I'm going to sentence you
for contempt of court.
299
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Sentence me for contempt of court?
300
00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:26,854
You can't do that!
301
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- Miss Wagner.
- Never say to a judge:
302
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"You can't do that."
303
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It is the sentence of this court that
you be held in contempt and jailed...
304
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...until such time as you choose to...
305
00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:45,539
...take advantage of the fact
that you got a mother.
306
00:18:47,946 --> 00:18:50,744
- That's crazy.
- Miss Wagner.
307
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Never say to a judge:
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"That's crazy."
309
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Your mother's lonely, Mr. Brandon.
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And if you can't see that now...
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...then no amount of time in jail is
gonna help you see it any more clearly.
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The court withdraws
the contempt charge.
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- Say, am I?
- Free? Yes.
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Thought so.
315
00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:18,365
You have a lot of pets,
don't you, Eleanor?
316
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,044
Yeah! Oh, I used to.
317
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Fish, mostly.
318
00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:26,850
The man at the pet store told me
I overfed them, though.
319
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:30,749
I thought floating was just
their way of resting.
320
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Come on, Ma. I'll take you back.
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00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:36,321
Fish can't talk to you, Leonard.
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Oh, thank you very much, sir.
I'll make a note of that.
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Your mother misses you, Leonard.
324
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She misses you so much
that she invented another son.
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00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,004
Who?
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Oh, Ma.
327
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A judge? You harassed a judge?
328
00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:03,013
I can't believe that you would do that.
329
00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:05,247
Can you believe that she would do that?
330
00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:07,414
Oh, Ma.
331
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:11,127
Maybe Leonard's right.
332
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Maybe I ought to be put away.
333
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:15,532
I don't think so.
334
00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:19,528
I understand, Eleanor, really.
335
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- I'm sorry.
- How did you know so much about me?
336
00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:28,778
I read a newspaper article...
337
00:20:28,947 --> 00:20:32,280
...about how you grew up
without a mother...
338
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,941
...and then I did a little more research.
339
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,280
And then you decided to adopt me, huh?
340
00:20:38,623 --> 00:20:42,423
- Yeah, something like that.
- And Uncle Otto?
341
00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:45,563
Lucky guess. I almost said three.
342
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:54,729
Harry, I guess I thought...
343
00:20:54,906 --> 00:20:59,002
...maybe, down deep inside, that, well...
344
00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:01,737
...that maybe you'd get something
out of this too.
345
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,313
I did. I really did, Eleanor.
346
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:11,179
But don't ever do that to another
human being for the rest of your life.
347
00:21:13,424 --> 00:21:15,824
Come on, Ma.
Let's go get something to eat.
348
00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:18,462
I'm sorry, Leonard.
Eleanor and I have a date.
349
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This is my mother.
350
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She is going with me.
351
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Some other time, Harry?
352
00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:30,799
Sure, some other time.
353
00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:40,546
Mom always did like you best.
354
00:22:18,057 --> 00:22:19,991
Shut up, will you?
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00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:24,591
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