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Hey, I can't go
to the bistro
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with you guys today.
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"Oh, why is that, Wendy?"
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Well, I'll tell you.
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I'm scrubbing in
on a transplant.
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This woman's getting a new heart
on Valentine's Day.
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How beautiful is that?
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What I'm hearing
is "no date."
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I was gonna say
the same thing,
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but I was lifting
this chair.
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I don't have a date either,
and I'm fine with it.
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Good for you.
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Really? You believed me?
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I have my first
date with Andy.
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Oh, you're going out
with the cop? That's great.
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Kind of hoping he picks
me up in the police car.
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Never sat in the
front before.
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Marjorie.
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Are you gonna be okay tonight?
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Why wouldn't I be okay?
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Well, it's your first
Valentine's Day
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since... you know.
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Victor died.
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I was trying to
be sensitive.
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Oh, my bad--
I thought you forgot his name.
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I actually have
big plans.
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I have a date
with myself.
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Hmm. How many times
you have to ask
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before you got a yes?
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Actually, I'm going
to order in
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and watch Notting Hill
because I've never seen it.
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You've never seen
Notting Hill?
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It's like the
best movie ever.
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"I'm just a girl..."
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BOTH:
"Standing in front of a boy..."
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TAMMY, BONNIE AND CHRISTY:
"Asking him to love her."
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I hope it's better
when Julia Roberts says it.
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So, Tammy, do you have
a date with Yuri?
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Valentine's is a big night
for Uber drivers,
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so he's invited me
to ride shotgun.
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I'm gonna work the GPS,
hand out some candies,
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and probably clean up some puke.
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Aw, I wish I was cleaning up
puke with a fella.
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Why don't you and I
do something?
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Maybe grab dinner.
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Adam's got to work anyway.
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A Valentine's dinner
with my mother.
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Is this the saddest
moment of my life?
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No.
No way.Not even close.
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♪
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This place
is beautiful.
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Thank you for
forcing me to shower.
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Now I wish Ihad.
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To us.
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Happy Valentine's Day.Mm.
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Complimentary crab cake
for the lovely couple.
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Oh, she's my...
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Soul mate.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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What we won't do
for free food.
[chuckles]
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Hey, I'm just happy
he thought I could
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land someone half my age.
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You realize you just
made yourself 80.
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Or did I make you 20?
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Yeah, let's
go with that.
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These are so much better
than the ones
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we serve at the restaurant.
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But maybe that's because
I'm not racing a busboy
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to dig it out of the trash.[scoffs]
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The best crab cake
I ever had
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was when I lived
in Madagascar.
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When did you live
in Madagascar?
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When I was in
the Peace Corps.
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You were in the
Peace Corps?
Mm-hmm.
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It was a good way
to cross
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international borders
without a lot of questions,
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and a couple of villages
got water, so...
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Wow. I can't believe
there's something
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about you I don't know.
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Oh, honey,
there's lots of things.
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Did you know there's
a shotgun pellet
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in my left ass cheek?
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You're kidding.It was a ricochet.
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I wasn't
the intended target.
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[chuckles]
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[contented sigh]
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This is fun, we should
do this more often.
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I'll have a Diet
Coke, two limes.
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One squeezed,
one not.
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Beer, no fruit.
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We have a wide selection
of craft beers
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and microbrews.
Oh. [babbles]
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You know what?
I'll just take anything
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that comes from
a failing steel town.
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You sure it doesn't bother you
that I'm having a drink?
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Oh, hell no.
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Especially not that crappy beer
you ordered.
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Oh.
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Okay, two limes.
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If you were still drinking,
what would you have ordered?
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Well, in a place like this,
I'd have gone
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with a vodka martini
straight up with a twist,
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six olives on the side.
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On the side?
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Well, I didn't want to waste
the room in the glass,
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and the olives were my dinner.
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That-that would fill you up?
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Well, when you have
six martinis,
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that's 36 olives.
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You know, it's-it's,
uh, it's weird.
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I-I can't picture you
not having it all together.
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Oh, I have pictures.
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But that's third date material.
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Wow.
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We're already talking
about a third date.
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[chuckles]
Let me ask
you something.
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Do you own bowling shoes?
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No, but you just gave
me a reason to shop.
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Okay, Jenny.
You and Todd
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make some memories
tonight.
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And stay out of prison.
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Moment of truth.
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[phone chimes]
How'd we do?
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Five stars and
maximum tip.
Oh!
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I feel like one
of those stars is mine.
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Oh, is true. Your
banter was sparkling.
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Oh!
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[exhales]
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I'm glad you're here.
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Me, too.
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You're sure you're
okay not going
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to some fancy
dinner tonight?
Hell yeah.
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Riding around
with a cool guy
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in a car
that isn't stolen?
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[inhales]
This is the most
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romantic night
of my life.
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It gets better.
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Check under your seat.
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A Burger King wrapper?
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Keep looking.
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Ow.
That's it.
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Yuri.
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No one's ever given me
a rose before.
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Get used to it.
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Mmm.
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[sighs]
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Okay, Hugh Grant.
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Do your thing.
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[phone ringing]
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[sighs]
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Hey, Tammy.
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I am freaking out.What's wrong?
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I think Yuri wants
to have sex with me tonight.
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I haven't dated in a long time.
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Remind me, why is that bad?
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Because I've been in prison
for seven years
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and so has my... you know.
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Well, what are you afraid of?
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Everything.
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I'm afraid we do it
and then he dumps me,
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or we do it and it's terrible,
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or it's amazing
and then we fall in love
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and then he dies.
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It happens.
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It happened to you.
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Yes, I remember.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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If you're not ready,
just tell him.
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Wow, you say stuff
that's so obvious,
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but it always makes me
feel better.
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Ooh, I got to go.
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Here he comes with the tacos.
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Wait, it's just a guy
who really looks like him.
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[gasps] Oh, no, it's him. Bye.
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[sighs]
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[phone ringing]
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[sighs heavily]
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Hey, Wendy. What's going on?
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I'm about to go into surgery
and I just want
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to call and say hi
so you don't get lonely.
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Oh, thank you, I'm good.
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Happy operating.Oh, I don't operate.
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I just hand stuff
to the person who does.
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Well, happy handing.
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Now it sounds
like you're minimizing.
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Goodbye, Wendy.
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[sighs]
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You take the next call.
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Oh.
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Look at that:
the couple that got engaged
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just got
a free chocolate soufflé.
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Hey, after dinner, get on your
knee and ask me to marry you.
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No, you've already
been proposed to.
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You propose to me.
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Fine, but you better say yes.
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We'll see.
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You know what?
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I would love to pretend
to get engaged.
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Because I know it's never
gonna actually happen.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm fine with it.
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I have an amazing
group of friends,
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I'm gonna have a
kick-ass career.
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And between us,
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sex with myself has
never been better.
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So you're just
giving up on love?
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Well, if I'm being honest,
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I don't know if I've
ever been in love.
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That makes me sad.
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[laughing]:
Good.
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'Cause it's kind
of your fault.
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My fault?
What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing.
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I was kidding.
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Tell me more about
the Peace Corps.
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No, I'm not rewarding you
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with fascinating stories
about the Orient.
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Please.
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You know, I thought
we were past
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you blaming me
for everything.
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That's why it's something
we can joke about.
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[chuckles]
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Jokey-joke-joke.
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Every joke has
a kernel of truth.
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Not this one.
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It's just funny.
[laughs]
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Ha-ha,
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hee-hee, hoo-hoo.
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ANDY:
Okay.
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The hostess swears
we're "totally" next
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and she's "totally" sorry,
but between you and me,
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I don't "totally"
believe her.
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's fine.
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I'm actually having fun
waiting with you.
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Same here.
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[chuckles]
[gasps]
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[singsongy]:
Jill Kendall.
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[singsongy]:
Vivian Prescott.
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How. Are. You?
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Ne-ver be-tter.
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[chuckles]
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What. Is.
Happening?
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Oh. Andy, this is my friend
Vivian from the club.
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Vivian, this is Andy.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
Hi.
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The only club I belong to
is Costco.
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[both laughing]
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Eh, eh?
All right.
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Uh, you know what?
I'm gonna go flash my badge
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and get us our table.Okay.
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So he's a cop?
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Yeah, my house got broken into,
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so I hired him
for private security.
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Oh.
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[laughing]:
Okay, that makes
much more sense.
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What's so funny?Well, for a second, I thought
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you guys were on a date.
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[laughs]:
Oh, God, no.
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So, uh, lunch?
262
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,377
Let's do.
263
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,556
Hey!
264
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,690
"Oh, God, no"?
What?
265
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,953
No, it's just, I-- you know,
I heard what you said
266
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,476
to your friend:
"Oh, God, no."
267
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,565
I am so sorry.
268
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,654
That came out wrong.
I didn't mean it.
269
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:16,703
It's just, she's very judgy and
gossipy and wouldn't understand.
270
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,095
Wouldn't understand what?
271
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,662
No, no, it's not that
she wouldn't understand,
272
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,403
there's nothing to understand,
it's just that...
273
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,624
[clears throat] She's used to me
being with a certain type.
274
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:29,106
All right, uh, well, um...
how about this?
275
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,934
You enjoy your Diet Coke,
276
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:34,938
and if your type comes along,
tell him I said good luck.
277
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,900
Ma'am?
278
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:42,598
Your table's totally ready.
279
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,961
You know that
chicken isn't me.
280
00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,963
Are you sure?
281
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,750
It's small and skinny
and a little bitter.
282
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,708
Will you stop?Me? You're the one
283
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,058
who ruined mother-daughter
Valentine's Day.
284
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,234
Come on.What? I'm kidding.
Jokey-joke-joke,
285
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,280
Ha-hee-ho-hoo.
286
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,586
Fine.
287
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,458
There wasa kernel of truth.
288
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,503
I do think it's your fault
I've never been in love.
289
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,636
I knew it. You're unbelievable.
290
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,943
I take you to a nice restaurant
to cheer you up,
291
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,380
and you still find a way
to make me the bad guy.
292
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:28,644
One nice dinner doesn't make
up for a sucky childhood.
293
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,300
Look, even if I was
a perfect parent...
294
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,170
Ha!
295
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,607
I said "if."
296
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,435
Even then, it wouldn't
have been enough for you,
297
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,046
because nothing's
ever enough for you.
298
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,961
And if there's a reason
you're gonna be alone forever,
299
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,614
that's it.
300
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,529
Wow.
301
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,096
I have two choices.
302
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,750
I can go smoke,
303
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:51,232
or I can stab you in the
hand with this steak knife.
304
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,671
[grunts]
305
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,326
I knew you didn't
have it in you.
306
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,548
Yuri, wait,
I need to tell you something.
307
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,985
What?
308
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,900
I can't have sex
with you tonight.
309
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,510
Okay.
310
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,164
And maybe tomorrow night.
311
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,687
Okay.
312
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,689
It might be a while,
is what I'm trying to say.
313
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,386
No problem.
314
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,736
Wait, I'm telling you
you can't have
315
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,476
any of this magic,
and you're fine with it?
316
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,479
Hey, if waiting means
spending more time with you,
317
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:26,528
talking and laughing and-and
being happy, I'll wait forever.
318
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,443
I'm ready.
319
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,661
I'm not trying to
talk you into it.
320
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,794
Well, you did,
you magnificent man.
321
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,361
I haven't done this
for seven years.
322
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,406
I hope your affairs
are in order.
323
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,020
What's wrong with me?
324
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,762
I mean, I'm crazy about this
guy, and the first chance I got,
325
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,764
I threw him under the bus.
326
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,331
Well, it sounds to me
like you got scared.
327
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,811
Those women from the club
328
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,118
have been gossiping
about me for years.
329
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,641
Especially Vivian.
330
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,211
Now I'm finally at a place
where they've stopped whispering
331
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,474
and started saying
"Let's do lunch."
332
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,563
I mean,
333
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,609
we never go, but they say it.
334
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,309
So I panicked.
335
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,354
I thought if I admitted
I was on a date
336
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,357
with Andy the beer-drinking cop,
the gossip would start
337
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,359
and I'd lose 'em again.
338
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,492
Yeah, you wouldn't want
to lose the people
339
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,060
you don't go
to lunch with.
340
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,540
I'm a terrible, shallow person.
341
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,674
Yes.
[chuckles]
342
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:29,417
But you're less terrible and
shallow than you used to be.
343
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,508
You know, it's weird.
344
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,510
The things you say
are so obvious,
345
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,556
but they do make me
feel better.
346
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,559
I got to go.
347
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,822
Oh, if you must.
348
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869
[phone ringing]
349
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,089
I'll get it.Let it go to voice...
350
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,613
Hey, Bonnie. It's Bonnie.
351
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,702
[groans]
352
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,618
I know, I feel that way
when she calls me, too.
353
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,450
Look, I'm sorry to chew your ear
off, but she's impossible.
354
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,191
I offer to spend
Valentine's Day with her,
355
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,757
and she still picks a fight.
356
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,151
Well, you did tell her
she was gonna die alone,
357
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,198
and as a person you've said
that to, it does hurt.
358
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,157
Bunch of snowflakes
I hang out with.
359
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,725
Is she finished?Oh, uh, hang on.
360
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,730
Listen, Bonnie,
361
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,079
you two have a pattern.
362
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,907
It only takes
one of you to break it,
363
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,822
and I think it's got to be you.
364
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,215
Dumb. Go on.
365
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,607
Hey, you called me.
366
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,087
So I'm not supposed
to defend myself
367
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,480
every time she blames me
368
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,351
for everything
that's wrong in her life?
369
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,919
Well, it's what you always do
and it never works,
370
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,226
so why not
try something different?
371
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,358
Name one thing
I could possibly do.
372
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,925
You could just listen
373
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,536
and try to understand
where she's coming from.
374
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,930
Nah. What else you got?
375
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,932
You let him take my plate?
376
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,412
He didn't even ask.
377
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,850
Goodbye, Adam, I love you.
378
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,420
So this was a disaster.
Let's go home.
379
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,856
Not yet. Sit down.
380
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,858
[sighs]
381
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,469
First, let me say
I'm sorry
382
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,081
for that mean thing I said
about you ending up alone.
383
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,386
It's not personal.
384
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,388
I've said it
to Marjorie, Wendy...
385
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,825
On her birthday. I remember.
386
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,828
Anyway, you and I started
to have a conversation,
387
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,613
and I think we should finish it.
388
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:22,660
You were saying
it's my fault you're single,
389
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,707
and I want to listen
to more of that, please.
390
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,144
Really?
391
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,365
Yeah, I want to know
why you feel that way.
392
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,628
It goes back to
when I was a kid.
393
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,457
You brought boyfriends
home that I thought
394
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,850
were gonna be in our lives
forever but they never were.
395
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,113
That is not...
396
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,553
Please continue.
397
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:50,514
Watching that kind of taught
me men don't stick around.
398
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,690
I didn't even know what
a healthy relationship
looked like.
399
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,519
How was I supposed
to find one?
400
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,480
Wow. Okay.
401
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,398
This is weird.
402
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,487
Why aren't you fighting back?
403
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,359
Because everything
you're saying is true.
404
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,014
That's never stopped you before.
405
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,408
Maybe I'm trying
something different.
406
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,628
Okay.
407
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,370
Look, I get why relationships
are hard for you.
408
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,633
I was a terrible role model.
409
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,377
Well, in your defense,
410
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,553
you were a big old
drunk at the time.
411
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,861
That is not an excuse.
412
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,559
But you were a single mom
and I was a handful.
413
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:38,562
Adorable but a handful.
414
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,869
Considering what I put you
through, you were an angel.
415
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,392
You know, until fifth grade,
416
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,829
when you started hitting
the liquor cabinet.
417
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,483
Mom, there was no cabinet.
418
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,442
There was the floor
next to your bed,
419
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,445
the oven, and
the shower caddy.
420
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,317
That you're functional
in the world is amazing.
421
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,191
Don't be so hard on yourself.
422
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,585
I'm the one who's always
bringing up the past
423
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,065
and throwing it in your face.
424
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,067
Yeah, but I did
all those things.
425
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,590
A long time ago.
426
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,159
I need to get over it already.
427
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:13,162
Well, how about you stop
beating up on yourself
428
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,555
about not being
in a relationship?
429
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,209
You will be.
430
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,125
You are one of the most
incredible people I know.
431
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,606
I love you.
432
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,347
I love you, too.
433
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,830
Do you want to stay for dessert?
434
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,266
I do.
435
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,449
Bonnie Plunkett,
will you marry me?
436
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,364
Yes!
She said yes!
437
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,497
She said yes!
438
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,542
[applause]Hey.
439
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:49,198
Free chocolate soufflé
over here, two spoons.
440
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,561
Hey.
441
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,737
Hello.
442
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,305
I know you're mad at me.
443
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,047
You should go into police work.
444
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,704
Andy, I screwed up big-time
and I am so, so sorry.
445
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,057
The thing you got to know about
me is I'm not a great person,
446
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,757
but I used to be worse,
which means I'm getting better.
447
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,501
And I haven't liked anybody
as much as I like you
448
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,460
in a very long time.
449
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,983
So if you just give me
another chance,
450
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:39,379
I promise I will do everything
I can not to mess it up.
451
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:46,690
Look... believe it or not,
452
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,911
um, I think I'm a great catch,
453
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:53,349
and, uh...
454
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:56,570
I just want to be with someone
who feels the same way...
455
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,749
...no matter who's looking.
456
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,492
Good night.
457
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,295
I know you said
you were okay by yourself,
458
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,558
but I say that all the time
and I never mean it.
459
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,256
Come on in.
460
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,258
BOTH:
Hi, Wendy.
461
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,303
Hey, guys.
462
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:37,524
We're not allowed to talk
until she finishes her movie.
463
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,309
WOMAN:
...four TRSs
464
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,006
and tell them
we need radar feedback
465
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,878
before the KFTs return at 1900.
466
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,923
Then inform the Pentagon we'll
need Blackstar cover from...
467
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,403
[whispering]:
Is she okay?
468
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,319
[whispering]:
She and Andy broke up.
469
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,277
JILL [crying]:
I...
470
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,931
I ruined everything.
471
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,284
What? They were talking, too.
472
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,678
How was the surgery?
473
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,464
I sneezed and got kicked out.
474
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,379
I don't even know
if she made it.
475
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,381
Sorry.
476
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,210
Sorry.
477
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,821
How was your dinner?
478
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,825
[whispering]:
Christy and I got engaged.
479
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,437
[phone chimes]
480
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,398
[gasps]
The heart is beating.
481
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,486
That's great.Yay.
482
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,792
Come on, guys,
it's almost finished.
483
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,317
You're right... we got this.Sorry.
484
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,579
I had sex!
485
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,537
Oh, my God!
486
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,191
Forget it.
487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,366
Tell us everything.
488
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,498
Details, details.
489
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,935
I'm so happy for you.
490
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,284
How was it?
491
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,852
It was like our souls touched.
I kicked out a window.
492
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,943
You don't have to worry
about me, Victor.
493
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,292
[excited chatter]
494
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,381
I'll never be alone.
495
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:55,819
Did you know that "nipple"
in Russian is "neeple"?
496
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,822
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