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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,910 - Yeah! - All right! 2 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,999 Give me a Jack and a beer back. 3 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,077 All right, out of here. 4 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,793 Come on. 5 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,913 You know the rules. 6 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,635 The elf bar's right down the street by the cop bar. 7 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,835 You Santas stink. 8 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,871 Next Santa that talks down to me... 9 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,152 ...is gonna be "Ho, ho, ho-ing" in soprano. 10 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,628 Hey, who left the ornament on the floor? 11 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,633 He's a high little kicker, huh? 12 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,108 - Hey, Bundy. - Hey, Bundy. 13 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,880 Iskowitz. Gates. Braunstein. 14 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,311 - How's it going over at your mall? - Well, I've been peed on... 15 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,397 ...spit on, snotted on... 16 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,876 ...drooled on and thrown up on, and now it's Miller time. 17 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,915 Give me a beer. 18 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,350 Here's to the death of Christmas forever. 19 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,829 Who are they? 20 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:08,117 Street-corner charity Santas. They think they're better than us. 21 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,754 They're doing it out of goodness. 22 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,039 If you do good for others, you are repaid tenfold. 23 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,034 - Why, you son of a... - Hey. 24 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,870 Easy, big guy. It's not your fault. He goaded you. 25 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,832 It's just this damn Christmas has got me down. 26 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,917 Nobody cares what we want. 27 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,355 Anybody want me? 28 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,596 Well, I was gonna go see Aladdin, but... 29 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,312 Now, there's a guy with Christmas spirit. 30 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,478 You know, nothing makes you feel like a kid again at Christmas... 31 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,513 ...like opening a two-pack of hooters. 32 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,509 I'm gonna have a great time with the extra money. 33 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,314 I gotta buy gifts for the family. 34 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,757 I used to have a foolproof system for Christmas. 35 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,952 I invented it in 1974. 36 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,431 Hey, look, is that Daddy? 37 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,874 No. He won't be anybody's daddy. 38 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,069 Okay, kids, Daddy will be home any second with our Christmas gifts. 39 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,114 He said if we were good, we'd get gifts. And we've been good. 40 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,754 As far as he knows. 41 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,633 Now, little Bud, what would you like for Christmas? 42 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,192 Playboys, hooters. Playboys, hooters. 43 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,309 His first words. 44 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,748 How about you, Kelly? 45 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,872 Well, I want peroxide and high heels... 46 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:05,278 ...and a "Dy-no-mite Jimmie JJ Walker" doll. 47 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,114 Playboys. Hooters. 48 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,878 Munchkin. Bed wetter. 49 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,877 Oh, now, now... 50 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,390 Honey, it's okay. Those are the only words he knows. 51 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,637 Like hell. 52 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,636 Now, how about you, little Buck? What would you like for Christmas? 53 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,077 I want that little chuck wagon to run through the house... 54 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,271 ...and put food in my bowl. 55 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,800 I sure hope Daddy hasn't spent all our Christmas money... 56 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,357 ...on new brakes for the car. - Look out. No brakes. No brakes. 57 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,391 - Daddy's home. - Presents. 58 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,079 - Presents. - Hooters. 59 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,158 - Presents. Presents. - Hooters. Hooters. 60 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,438 Oh, good. Marriage has yet shrunk me another inch. 61 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,513 There's not much left to spare, honey. 62 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,069 This is the last year I'm working in a shoe store. 63 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,759 A fat woman came into the store today. 64 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,752 Wanted some shoes for a Christmas party. 65 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,520 Told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt... 66 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,393 ...and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree. 67 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:37,196 Then she has the nerve to get mad at me because she's fat. 68 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,556 - Daddy? - What? 69 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,672 I forgot. 70 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,509 Oh, yeah. Daddy? 71 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,119 What? 72 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,831 I forgot again. 73 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,195 Don't say "what" next time. 74 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,636 - Okay, pumpkin. - Okay. 75 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,432 Daddy? 76 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,438 Daddy? 77 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,797 Daddy? 78 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,358 What? 79 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,437 Now you made me forget again. 80 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,554 Al, do you wanna see our Christmas lists? 81 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,272 Oh, yeah... Christmas. 82 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,438 Well, you know, I don't have much money. 83 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,551 What with all that damn dog eats. 84 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:42,316 But it is Christmas, so... 85 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,193 ...have you been good? - Oh, yes, very good. Yes. 86 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,433 Well, that's too bad... 87 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,916 ...because my present money situation... Well, I could probably get... 88 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,793 ...some, you know, crummy gifts... 89 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,390 ...or one of you could get one really nice gift. 90 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,154 You know, the kids really don't like you anymore. 91 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,351 You know, the kids hate you. 92 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,312 It seems like none of you have been very good. 93 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,158 Hooters? 94 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,393 Playboys. 95 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,632 - Playboys? - Hooters. 96 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,153 Nah, not this year. Maybe next year. 97 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,033 - If you're good. - Daddy? 98 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,149 What good is this gonna do, you're just gonna forget. 99 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,438 No, I won't. 100 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,868 Daddy? 101 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,472 What? 102 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,279 It was perfect. 103 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:53,951 It worked every year, until two weeks ago. 104 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,277 So every year that Daddy has any money at all... 105 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,550 ...he gets us to turn on each other. 106 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,352 Then we don't get any presents. 107 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,039 What are we gonna say this year... 108 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,515 ...when he tries to get us to snitch on each other? 109 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,751 - Bud was bad. - Kelly was bad. 110 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,996 - Let's tell on Mom. - Kids, please. 111 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,952 Come on. Now, kids... 112 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,795 Now it's happening again. We're turning on each other already. 113 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,831 That's why this year I have a plan. 114 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,510 For the two weeks before Christmas, we are family. 115 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,159 And who's the enemy? 116 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,191 Daddy! 117 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,239 That's right. Now, what do we want for Christmas? 118 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,271 - A CD player. - Toys. 119 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,879 A new watch. 120 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,509 Playboys, hooters. Playboys, hooters. 121 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,312 Look out. No brakes. No brakes. 122 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,311 Daddy's home. 123 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,828 This is the last year I work at the shoe store. 124 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,109 A fat woman came in the store today... 125 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,675 ...said she wanted some shoes for a Christmas party. 126 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,440 Told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt... 127 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,029 ...and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree. 128 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,511 Daddy, you told us that one already. It happened 18 years ago. 129 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,753 No, it didn't, it happened today. I think. 130 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,589 Oh, my God. I'm telling the same stories over and over again like... 131 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,997 Like Shelley Winters on The Tonight Show. 132 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,952 I've gotta get out of the shoe business. 133 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,668 Yeah, Dad. Senile around with someone who cares. 134 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,110 We got our Christmas lists ready. 135 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:41,036 Oh, Christmas. Well, you know, I don't have too much money. 136 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,437 Well, I could probably get a bunch of crummy gifts for you... 137 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,428 ...or one of you could have one really nice gift. 138 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,272 Oh, a united Bundy front, eh? 139 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,118 Well, I've got bad news for you. 140 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,039 You can't outsmart Daddy because I'm broke. 141 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,312 Rather than see your disappointed faces on Christmas morning... 142 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,590 ...Daddy will be at the nudie bar. 143 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,432 Now... 144 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,279 ...who wants to get old Dad a beer? 145 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,193 Honey, you'll have plenty of money for gifts this Christmas. 146 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,073 We're gonna help you out. We all got jobs. 147 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,031 You all got jobs? 148 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,349 Oh, man, you guys are the greatest. 149 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,552 You got jobs? Well, what kind of jobs did you get for yourselves? 150 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,075 No. Not for us. 151 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,350 For you. 152 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,600 - Let's tell him, kids. - Okay. 153 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,949 With twelve days till Christmas Your family got for you 154 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,720 - Twelve days fruit picking - Eleven, off-ramp selling 155 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,309 - Ten, toilets cleaning - Nine, digging graves 156 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,988 - Eight, snaking sewers - Seven, spearing rats 157 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:57,512 - Six, training guard dogs - Five, giving blood 158 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,433 - Four, crash-test dummying - Three jobs roach killing 159 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:07,193 - Two jobs dog catching - And one job Santa-ing at the mall 160 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,833 Merry Christmas, Daddy. 161 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,834 No, no, no. 162 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,670 Get him off of me. 163 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,110 Get him off of me. 164 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,432 What's he want a pony for anyway, to put between two slices of bread? 165 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,433 Next. 166 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,830 What do you want for Christmas, little boy? 167 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,550 Well, I want an end to pollution. 168 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,591 Let's start here. 169 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,917 Always remember that Santa hates you. 170 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,233 Yeah? What's he gonna do? 171 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,908 Make me a shoe salesman? 172 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,592 Next. 173 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,190 What would you like for Christmas, little girl? 174 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,319 A husband to yell at and torture. 175 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,669 Well, I'm sure you'll get one. 176 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,877 What would you like for Christmas? 177 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,111 A cure for the measles. 178 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,439 Next. 179 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,157 Hi, Santa. 180 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,791 Did one of your reindeer make a no-no? 181 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,076 I'm sorry. That must be the Ghost of Foot Fungus Past. 182 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,033 You don't have to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. 183 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,390 You want a pair of breasts. 184 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,154 Just like a grown-up woman. 185 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,158 But Santa says, "Be happy with what you've got. 186 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,511 The body of a young boy." 187 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:36,158 Here, little girl, have a candy cane. 188 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,398 You giving out replicas now, Al? 189 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,716 Well, in that case... 190 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,159 Marcie? 191 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,998 I'm sorry, young fella. 192 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,599 Marcie? 193 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,160 Sorry. Thought you were my wife. 194 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,673 Excuse me, son. 195 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,677 Hey, Marcie. 196 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,271 Good, I've been looking all over for you. 197 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,438 I found a store that carries that pump-up bra you wanted. 198 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,915 Now you can pump them up to be any size you want... 199 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,475 ...and you won't have to take Al's insults any more. 200 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:24,071 And the only one who will know they're not real is you. 201 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,797 And me. 202 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,598 And me. 203 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,154 Look, Marcie, it's Al. 204 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,270 Oh, God. I'm glad I didn't say anything that would embarrass me. 205 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,755 Oh, hey. I won't say nothing. 206 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,428 But I'd build her arms up first. From what I can see... 207 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,632 ...she needs to do a lot of pumping. 208 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,513 Hey, move the little boy. 209 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,597 Yeah, we're waiting. 210 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,273 Hey, kids. Santa gives us so much... 211 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,789 ...what say we give him something back? 212 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,831 Yeah! 213 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,117 And a-one, and a-two, and: 214 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,198 Bundy the no man 215 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,079 He's as bald as he can be 216 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,358 With hair in his nose And rot on his toes 217 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,710 He's as bald as he can be 218 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,148 Just the boys. 219 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,152 Bundy the no man 220 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,238 - Just the girls. - He's as bald as he can be 221 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,396 - Everyone. - He's entered old age 222 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,794 Making minimum wage 223 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,956 He's as bald as he can be 224 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,388 And around. 225 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,828 Bundy the 226 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,268 - No man - Bundy the 227 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,799 - No man - Bundy the 228 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,274 - No man - Bundy the 229 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,754 - No man - Bundy the 230 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,269 Bundy... 231 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,392 So I did the 12 jobs in 12 days. 232 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,552 The worst was the crummy Santa gig. 233 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,639 I had so many knees in my groin, I thought I was in bed with the wife. 234 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,840 You better give me one more for the road and then I'm... 235 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,110 I'm off to buy presents. 236 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,594 I'd get you for my son, Bud... 237 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,268 ...but he wouldn't know what to do with you. 238 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,433 "Bud." 239 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,359 "Peg." 240 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,593 "Seven." 241 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,638 "Kelly." 242 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,794 Ah, now, Buck, boy... 243 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,589 I forgot all about you. 244 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,196 Ah, but you're just a dumb little dog. 245 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,039 You probably don't even know it's Christmas. 246 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,789 That's okay. I have a little something for you. 247 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,549 It's called pee, and it'll be waiting in your slippers. 248 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,396 Yes, sirree, boy. 249 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,670 It's gonna be one fine Christmas. 250 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,274 I told you I smelled Daddy. 251 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,350 - Presents, you guys, we got presents. - Presents! 252 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,472 - Presents! - Look. Look. Look. It's me. Kelly. 253 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,636 It's me. 254 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,353 Oh, Al. You got me the watch I always wanted. 255 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,599 Daddy, a CD player, and my first CD. 256 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,439 "Herman's Hermits." 257 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,270 "I Am Henry the V-I-I-I One Am." 258 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,515 Kel, that's, "I'm Henry VIII, I Am." 259 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,315 Now, how could you possibly get that from that bunch of letters? 260 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,428 Oh, Dad... 261 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,279 A "Build Your Own Hooters" kit. 262 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,478 With the lifelike plastic. 263 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,312 "Build them, look at them... 264 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,715 ...feel them, trade them with your friends. 265 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,798 Or put them on and just scare your mother." 266 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,833 God, did I need these. 267 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,555 Look, Mom. Hooters! Hooters! 268 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,558 Yes, they're very cute, dear. Here. 269 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:11,754 All right. Now, who's the best daddy in the world? 270 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,952 Daddy! 271 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,276 Then it was all worth it. 272 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,153 It was all worth it. 273 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,234 It was all worth it. 274 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,631 Wake up, buddy. It's closing time. 275 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,438 I was dreaming. 276 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,870 I gave my son breasts. 277 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,319 That's a very cool dream, sir. 278 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,118 Well... 279 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,871 ...how much I owe you? - Nothing. 280 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,479 You already paid. 281 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,398 For everybody. 282 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,275 You were unconscious, but I felt you wanted to pay. 283 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,914 You being Santa and all. 284 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,516 And now, "Ray"... 285 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,832 ...can we talk? 286 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,358 Where's Daddy with our presents? 287 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,120 Look out. No brakes. No brakes. 288 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:23,718 You know, he hit pretty hard. I hope nothing happened to our presents. 289 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,353 - Oh, presents. - Presents? 290 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,312 Presents. 291 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,636 Here's Santa with your presents. 292 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,310 Let's see, now. What do we got here? Bud. Son. 293 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,431 This is for you. 294 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,320 - "Ray's Bar"? - Just take it and go away. 295 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,239 Now, let's see. Seven. 296 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,477 Here. Your very first beer steins. 297 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,713 Wow, much cooler than a bike. 298 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,872 - All right. Now, pumpkin. - Is this for me? Is this for me? 299 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,672 What do we have in here for you? 300 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,632 Here you are, sweetie pie. 301 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,638 Now, there you go. 302 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,517 Now, sweetheart, you never have to learn how to read. 303 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,751 Even comes with its own wall. Cool. 304 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,476 Best of all, it's a Ray's. 305 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,516 Ah, now, Buck, boy, I forgot about you. 306 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,392 But you're just a dumb dog. 307 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,556 You probably don't even know it's Christmas. 308 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,230 And you don't know about the dead bird I left in your jacket. 309 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,233 Peg. 310 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,558 Try as I might, I couldn't forget about you. 311 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,069 Oh, Al... 312 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,357 I can't believe it. 313 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,953 But, honey, it says "Ray." 314 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,317 Well, sure, honey. That's because you're my little... 315 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,229 ...ray of sunshine. 316 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,120 Oh, Al. 317 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,038 Oh, Ray. 23329

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