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Previously on Life UneXpected...
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You and someone had a kid.
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You gave up that kid.
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I am that kid, and now
I'm applying for emancipation.
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Cate Cassidy, that's your mom.
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Cate Cassidy was
pregnant in high school?
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Yes.
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Cate and I are back
from our honeymoon.
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And we did not
return empty-handed.
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We'd like to introduce
the latest addition
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to Morning Madness, Kelly Campbell.
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I am not granting you emancipation.
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I'm releasing you back into
their temporary joint custody.
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- What happened?
- She hit me in the head
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- with a golf ball!
- Accidentally!
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I know you slept with Baze, and
I know you burned down his bar.
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I want you gone.
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We need a roommate; you need a room.
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That family wants me.
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They're three hours away.
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Wait, what?
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They said I didn't have a choice.
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I needed this.
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You've met Mr. Daniels.
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- You're a...
- Teacher.
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Your daughter is
failing out of Westmonte.
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Eric?
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I'm your new tutor.
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If you're feeling the
chill, get ready to heat
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things up with Ryan and Kelly,
next, on Morning Madness.
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Hey! There you are.
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Come on. Hey! We're on in two.
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Oh, you are not going to start the show
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with bagel mouth sounds.
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Okay. Just out of curiosity,
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how long you going to keep this up?
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Keep what up?
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This whole type-A producer
"hey, no bagels" thing.
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Until corporate forgets that
I was high on my first day
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and they see me as a
consummate professional.
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So it's gonna be a while, then?
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Today's show outline.
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So you smooth things
over with Kelly yet?
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You know, for the whole
golf ball to the head and stuff?
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We're professionals.
I'm sure she's over it.
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Morning, everyone.
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Lovely to see you, Ryan...
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Don...
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Jesus.
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So, what do we have here?
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Ten best places to make out.
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That's a bit trite, don't you think?
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We both have a job to do here, Kelly.
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Why don't you just do your
job, and I will do mine.
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Let's stick to the outline!
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It's the Morning Minus The Madness
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with Ryan Thomas and Kelly Campbell.
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Hey, Portland!
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It's Morning Madness
with Kelly and Ryan.
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Now today, we are talking about
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the best places to make
out in Portland. Ooh.
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Ooh. I'll tell you what, Kelly,
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I'm gonna start it off with
my favorite spot: Forest Park.
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Lots of shady areas, and,
uh, well, it's definitely
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low on creeps with big overcoats.
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Uh, Kelly, what do you think?
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Actually, I want to talk about
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something that has more relevance to
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people's relationships
than where to kiss.
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For example, compatibility.
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I wrote a whole chapter about it
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in my best-selling book,
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you can't have it all,
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available online or
anywhere books are sold.
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Hey!
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Hey. This sugar-loaded crap
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is not the breakfast of a winner.
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And mud is?
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Uh, this is a high-protein shake.
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We've got our first game coming up.
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We gotta be in top shape.
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Look, Math, I don't want to
overstep as assistant coach.
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However, I took the liberty of adapting
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some plays from the UConn Women.
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They're on a 78-game winning streak.
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Well, the JV Girls' basketball team
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lost every game last season.
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Let's have realistic expectations.
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Hey. This is Lux's
first game, all right?
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I want this to be a
positive, winning experience.
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I did not take time off work
to coach a bunch of losers
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with "realistic expectations".
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It's time for a new attitude.
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You're right.
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After losing 25 games in a row,
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I'm sure all they
need is a new attitude.
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S'up, roomies?
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S'up...?
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When are you gonna do it?
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Do what?
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Sack up and ask her out?
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I don't know. It's awkward.
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One, we live together.
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And two, you already hooked up with her.
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Look, one, who cares?
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And two, I was so drunk
I barely remember it.
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Come on. Enough with the
deflecting negative-speak.
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You're the one always
telling me to never give up.
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This is the week
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that losers become winners.
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- Who said I was a loser?
-Hey. Our team is gonna win,
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and you are gonna ask Paige out.
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Mmm. Tastes like victory.
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Denial isn't just a
river in Egypt, ladies.
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And that's why I suggest
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that you take the 27-point
compatibility questionnaire
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that's in my book.
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Ryan, this is radio death.
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Get the fake virgin to
stop Hawking her book,
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and start talking about
something sexy, like sex.
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Uh, Kelly, let me, let me
interrupt you for a second here.
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Don't you think this
questionnaire is just a little...
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a little clinical?
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- Clinical?
- Yeah, clinical.
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I mean, what about...
what about chemistry? Romance?
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And hey... Sex.
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Sex is in the questionnaire, Ryan.
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How often, how varied...
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Whoa, whoa.
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Come on, we are talking
about doing it, here.
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We're not talking
about uh, an oil change.
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Well, you may mock, but
these clinical details
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are a source of contention
for many couples.
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Do you and your wife not have
differences when it comes to
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"changing your oil," Ryan?
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Okay, I'm a big fan of,
uh, frequent servicing.
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You know, I like trying
lots of different locations.
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Uh-huh, but let me guess...
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Your wife thinks
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one time and she's good for
another few thousand miles?
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Or is Cate more like an oldsmobile?
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Hard to get started on a cold morning?
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Lux, you've been staring
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at that practice test for ten minutes.
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The idea of a practice test
is to actually practice.
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This is awkward.
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You tutoring me?
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As I recall, we've had more
awkward moments than this.
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Seriously, this... this tutoring thing,
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it's, it's not gonna help.
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Okay, yes, it makes
sense when you explain it,
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but as soon as I see
the test, I go blank.
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Okay. So that blank feeling...
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Does it feel like nerves? Pressure?
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It feels more like... blank.
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Did it start at Westmonte?
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Or maybe back at Longfellow?
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What? Did you read my file?
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A lot of learning
issues are psychological,
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so it helps to look at a student's past
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to shed light on their problems.
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Problems?
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I didn't know that you
were in foster care.
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That could explain a lot.
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Have you ever missed a lot of school?
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Actually... yeah.
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It was this, um, this one time
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I was in a car accident.
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And I broke my leg and
dislocated my shoulder.
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And there was this, this woman,
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a nurse, she was taking care of me.
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She was nice, and
seemed like she liked me.
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But then...
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then it got creepy.
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Like she was crazy or something.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. Yeah, she started
keeping me home from school,
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and nobody knew where I was.
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She told me to write these stories.
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And she said that she
was my number one fan.
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That's the plot of misery.
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That's messed up.
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Yes, but you bought it.
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Okay, look, Eric...
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Give it up. There is
no deep, dark secret
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that explains why I suck at school.
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Oh, my God!
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Tasha?
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Wh... when did you get here?
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Surprise! Surprise.
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I'm back.
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For good.
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Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com
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I can't even believe this.
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What, what happened to Redman,
and being three hours away?
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I bailed. Couldn't take it.
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I was gonna come beg you to beg Cate
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to let me move in, but Fern,
she was a freakin' rock star.
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She found me a place, with
this couple, and it sucks.
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But whatever, and she
got me into this school.
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What? You're kidding!
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I know.
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I... I was gonna tell you,
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but I didn't want to jinx it
until it was all for sure, so.
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Oh, my God, we have
so much to catch up on,
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but Baze will kill me if I'm late, so...
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Basketball.
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- Don't even.
- Oh, yes...
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This I gotta see.
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All right. Oh! Come on!
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Hey, what are you feelin' for lunch?
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I cannot believe that you took her side.
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Mm. Retribution on wheat, my fave.
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Look, I didn't take her side, all right?
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We were on air, and I had to go with it.
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She has a serious problem
with female authority.
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Or with you calling her an uptight hag
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with plastic boobies that no one
wants to have sex with, on air.
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Okay, I got it!
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Everything is my fault.
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How about you use your
awesome deductive powers
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- and you help me fix it?
- All right, um...
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Well, you could do
what Alice did with you.
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Just ask her out,
pump her full of vodka,
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and kiss her ass until
she does what she's told.
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I cannot believe that
I have to cater to this.
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I mean, her book is ridiculous.
We do not need a questionnaire
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to know how compatible we are. Right?
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Question 14, finance:
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"Do you prefer separate or
joint checking accounts?"
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- Separate.
- Joint.
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Question 17: Religion.
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"What are your spiritual beliefs?"
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- Easy... We don't have any.
- I'm episcopalian.
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- This book is stupid.
- Look...
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I don't care if you have, like,
a secret account in the Caymans
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or you pray to Elvis, as long as...
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Ooh, we agree to question number one:
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"Do you see yourself in
a long-term relationship?"
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Only with Elvis.
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And, let's see, question number seven:
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"How many kids do you want?"
That is a no-brainer: Six.
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One?
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Including Lux?
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Yeah, funny.
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You know, I just saw Kelly.
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I am gonna take your advice,
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and I'm going to ask her on a date!
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Okay, okay...
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Let's go, let's go, let's go, move it!
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Lateral motion, lateral motion.
Move to the side.
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Down the line, down the line.
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Take a lay-up! There we go.
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Okay, we'll get the next one,
we'll get the next one, okay.
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Let's move, Lux.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Chest pass, chest pass.
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00:11:11,019 --> 00:11:12,436
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the way...
258
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:15,239
Whoa! Rose, Rose, Rose!
259
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,008
- It's a basketball, it's not a javelin.
- I'm sorry!
260
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:19,343
Let's not knock Tasha out
her first day of school.
261
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:19,977
Oh, my gosh.
262
00:11:20,061 --> 00:11:21,795
- Sorry.
- Sheesh.
263
00:11:21,863 --> 00:11:24,465
All right, you know what,
everybody, huddle up!
264
00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:25,883
- Come on, huddle up.
- All right. Let's do this.
265
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,618
You don't mind, right?
266
00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:31,388
Be my guest. Come on, girls.
Come on, bring it in. Bring it in.
267
00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:33,411
Bring it in. Bring it in, bring it in.
268
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,744
Okay. Tomorrow we are
going into our first game
269
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against the Maplewood Marmots.
270
00:11:38,146 --> 00:11:39,532
And I know what you're thinking.
271
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,167
They beat you last year in
what some might call a massacre.
272
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:44,835
I didn't think it was really that bad.
273
00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:46,119
That's a great attitude.
274
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,277
But seriously,
275
00:11:48,278 --> 00:11:50,924
what is the one thing that we
need to win this game tomorrow?
276
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:51,875
To be... taller?
277
00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:52,959
It never hurts.
278
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:53,744
Hand-eye coordination?
279
00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,062
That would help.
280
00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:56,430
An exchange program
with an urban school?
281
00:11:56,891 --> 00:11:57,398
Bingo.
282
00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:58,649
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
283
00:11:59,275 --> 00:11:59,892
No.
284
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:03,821
What we need is a winner's attitude.
285
00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:08,028
Now look, I may not know
much, but I know this:
286
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,166
I know sports.
287
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,239
And I know that you guys can do this.
288
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:15,437
You're a winner. You're a winner.
289
00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:17,341
You are a winner. You are all winners.
290
00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:19,402
So get out there and practice
291
00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:21,929
like the winners that you are! Come on!
292
00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,104
Come on, Wasps!
293
00:12:23,715 --> 00:12:24,809
Come on, ladies!
294
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,370
Lux, look alive.
295
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:29,814
That was really beautiful.
296
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:30,471
Thank you.
297
00:12:30,472 --> 00:12:31,472
We're still gonna lose.
298
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,585
Not necessarily, you know.
299
00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:35,587
All we need is a game-changer.
300
00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,393
All we need is...
301
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,671
That.
302
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:44,924
Mother of God.
303
00:12:54,935 --> 00:12:56,676
You got an extra Jersey?
304
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,527
I can't believe Baze put me on the team.
305
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,082
Oh, please. Did you see his face
306
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,672
when you sunk that three-pointer?
307
00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:05,706
The only time I've ever
seen him that emotional
308
00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:07,790
was when we were watching
Christian the Lion.
309
00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:14,365
Yeah, I know. It's bad.
310
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,285
You live here?
311
00:13:17,786 --> 00:13:19,062
You don't have to make
me feel bad about it.
312
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:19,929
We've had worse.
313
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,415
Do you remember that home
you had in, like, Park Rose,
314
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,611
where they raised rabbits for meat?
315
00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:27,593
Finally, you're home.
316
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:39,703
Do you wanna come in? Hang a little?
317
00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:43,627
Um. Uh, no, no, I can't,
I actually, I...
318
00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,445
I have this practice test
319
00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:48,251
that I'm supposed to take
before tomorrow, but, um...
320
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:49,314
You know what?
321
00:13:49,315 --> 00:13:51,059
I will just see you at school. Okay?
322
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:06,930
Hey. I am so glad that
you were able to make it.
323
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,099
Where's Ryan?
324
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,285
I thought this was a work-drinks thing.
325
00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:13,536
Um, yeah, you know, I thought
that it could be just us girls.
326
00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:15,896
You know, really just
give us an opportunity
327
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,317
to get to know each other
and, I don't know, uh, relax...
328
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,641
You almost shattered my
skull with a golf ball.
329
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,519
I don't find your
presence very relaxing.
330
00:14:24,268 --> 00:14:26,134
How 'bout drinks all night on me?
331
00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:33,258
What the hell?
I already paid the valet.
332
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,298
Fantastic.
333
00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:36,956
Uh, can we get two
champagne cocktails, please?
334
00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:39,219
Thanks, and keep them coming.
335
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,278
Tasha's like a, like a little
336
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,680
spider monkey on the court.
337
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:44,931
Look at this shot, though.
338
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:47,697
Man, even... even Rose,
the pink, pink wasp...
339
00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:48,749
She's not so bad.
340
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,111
I can't believe it.
What you said to the team?
341
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:52,396
It actually took.
342
00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:54,220
I mean, they were
hustling out there today!
343
00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:55,663
Between that and Tasha?
344
00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:57,219
Who knows?
345
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,481
It's winner's attitude, man.
346
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,092
Are you feeling it now?
347
00:15:00,093 --> 00:15:02,088
I am 100% on board.
348
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:05,783
Then prove it.
349
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,251
Come on.
350
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,263
Get in there!
351
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,281
Hey, Paige.
352
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:29,262
S'up?
353
00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:33,607
Any, uh, interest in, um,
getting something to eat?
354
00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:35,239
Sure. I could eat.
355
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:38,314
I'm starving.
356
00:15:39,843 --> 00:15:41,411
Wait, you... you mean right now?
357
00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:42,396
That cool?
358
00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:44,702
Yes!
359
00:15:46,034 --> 00:15:48,464
Totally cool. Absolutely.
360
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:50,938
If it were any more cool...
361
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:57,194
it... it would be less cool.
362
00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:58,598
Okay.
363
00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:01,013
Cool. See ya!
364
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,720
You got this, buddy.
365
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:10,141
You know, if you'd told me this morning
366
00:16:10,142 --> 00:16:13,644
that I'd be having a lovely
evening with Cate Cassidy
367
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,180
I would've told you you
were a lying crackhead.
368
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:19,779
I can't explain it.
369
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:23,171
I just feel so warm
and connected to you.
370
00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:24,521
Mmm...
371
00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:25,626
I never drink.
372
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,532
Can we get two more, please?
373
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:32,996
Anyway, I'm sorry
374
00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:34,803
I was such a bitch.
375
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,697
No, no, no. No, no, no.
376
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:37,893
I was a bitch, okay?
377
00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:40,404
You're not this radio
meat puppet that has to do
378
00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:41,611
- whatever I say.
- No?
379
00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:43,383
You know what the people want.
380
00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:47,010
I'm emotionally remote, and
people think I'm dead inside.
381
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:48,912
No, you're not listening to me, okay?
382
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:50,264
You're this smart,
383
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:52,582
amazing, educated woman.
384
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:53,667
I mean, look, you... you...
385
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:55,358
That whole 29-point thing
386
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,803
you came up with?
That is amazing.
387
00:16:56,888 --> 00:16:57,584
27.
388
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,256
Okay, well, whatever.
389
00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:01,424
I... I took your test.
390
00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:02,893
You know, and it...
391
00:17:03,818 --> 00:17:04,928
It turns out that Ryan and I,
392
00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:08,198
we, we do not agree on major issues.
393
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:09,912
Like what?
394
00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:13,994
Uh, like... like finances.
395
00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:18,208
And kids, you know?
396
00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:20,661
Ryan? He wants a pile and...
397
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,428
Surprise, I don't want any.
398
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:26,852
So, how'd you work through that?
399
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,221
The point is...
400
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:33,600
That through taking your
test I just realized...
401
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,803
and as much as I don't even
really want to admit this...
402
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,942
You do know what you're talking about.
403
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,852
You know, I... I... I've never
had many girlfriends.
404
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,483
Most women find me judgmental
405
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,542
and prissy.
406
00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,169
We are friends, right?
407
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,502
Absolutely.
408
00:17:55,503 --> 00:17:56,816
You know, and as friends,
409
00:17:56,817 --> 00:17:58,322
we really should
410
00:17:58,323 --> 00:17:59,841
just work better together.
411
00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:02,688
I'm... I'm going to be
more open to your ideas,
412
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:03,569
and you could,
413
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:07,896
you know, just stick to the
outline, as a favor to me.
414
00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,172
Your friend.
415
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,914
You've got it, girlfriend.
416
00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:22,029
Mmm.
417
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,898
I have to use the little virgins' room.
418
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:25,046
Okay.
419
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:29,843
We're going to need a cab.
420
00:18:30,438 --> 00:18:32,046
I think I'm gonna hurl.
421
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,243
Two cabs. Yeah.
422
00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:38,505
Wow.
423
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,146
These stairs are hard sober.
424
00:18:43,885 --> 00:18:45,438
What are you still doing up?
425
00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:47,712
Couldn't sleep.
426
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,081
Why? What? Are you okay?
What happened?
427
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:53,314
Yeah. It's nothing.
428
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,297
It doesn't look like nothing.
429
00:18:59,753 --> 00:19:01,343
It's...
430
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:04,040
it's Tasha.
431
00:19:06,823 --> 00:19:08,577
I saw her new foster home.
432
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:09,301
And what?
433
00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:11,471
Is it not going to last?
Is it bad? What is it?
434
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,919
I don't want her there,
435
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:19,433
but if it doesn't work out, she's gone.
436
00:19:20,022 --> 00:19:22,829
Another three hours away,
or... or worse.
437
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:23,565
All right, well,
438
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:26,385
Lux, look, you know,
if... if she gets stuck,
439
00:19:26,386 --> 00:19:29,127
or if she can't take it, you know,
440
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:31,485
or if she gets kicked out, we will...
441
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,466
figure something out.
442
00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,077
Figure something out, like how?
443
00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:37,780
Like...
444
00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:42,250
Maybe... maybe she could live here?
445
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,798
Yeah, you know, I mean,
if it... if it came to that.
446
00:19:55,419 --> 00:19:56,674
Hey. What are you doing here?
447
00:19:57,642 --> 00:19:58,351
Saving you.
448
00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:01,758
We're getting you kicked out.
449
00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:02,703
Are you crazy?
450
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,134
No. Where am I going to go?
451
00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:08,506
Cate promised me last night
that if you were ever in a jam,
452
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,905
she'd take you in.
453
00:20:15,845 --> 00:20:17,296
Let's put me in a jam.
454
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:28,617
Good morning, compatriots.
455
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,268
Cate, you look lovely today.
456
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:33,005
Um, I brought you
457
00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:34,547
a salmon bagel.
458
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,969
Um, this is the...
459
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:42,263
Outline for today's show.
460
00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:43,854
Looking forward to it.
461
00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:46,944
Hey, Portland.
You're joining the Madness
462
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,766
with Ryan and Kelly.
463
00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:51,373
Today's topic is make-up sex.
464
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,525
Is it worth the arguing?
465
00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:55,825
Okay, so Kelly, uh, making love
466
00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:57,876
to make peace?
Yea or nay?
467
00:20:57,877 --> 00:21:01,929
Definite yea, but sex is not a
solution for weightier issues.
468
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,461
Well, maybe not for you
since you're not getting any,
469
00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:05,774
- but for the rest of us...
- So, really? You're telling me
470
00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:08,082
that you think that sex could solve all
471
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,400
of your problems with Cate?
472
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,058
Yes.
473
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,821
What about finances?
474
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,593
- Yeah.
- What about your family?
475
00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:15,515
Well, okay, look. I... I defy you
476
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:17,978
to name a problem with my
marriage that sex can't fix.
477
00:21:17,979 --> 00:21:19,827
What about not wanting kids?
478
00:21:20,303 --> 00:21:21,614
That's a big issue.
479
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:24,335
You want a litter,
and Cate said, without a doubt,
480
00:21:24,336 --> 00:21:25,592
that she doesn't want...
481
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,490
any.
482
00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:47,116
Hey, hey.
483
00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:49,331
- You have a good night?
- Oh, not just good.
484
00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:52,168
It was amazing.
485
00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:53,836
Paige is amazing.
486
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,621
Want to know the moment
I knew she was amazing?
487
00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:57,673
Uh, when she did a shot
without using her hands?
488
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:00,242
When she ordered the halibut
489
00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:02,611
and asked if I knew it was sustainable.
490
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:06,110
Not where I thought you
were going with that.
491
00:22:06,111 --> 00:22:10,414
Not only is she beautiful and
funny and smells like candy,
492
00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:12,110
she's ecologically conscious.
493
00:22:12,529 --> 00:22:14,330
And that's not even the best part.
494
00:22:14,331 --> 00:22:15,655
Guess what happened afterwards.
495
00:22:16,278 --> 00:22:18,002
You guys talked about renewable energy?
496
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:19,380
We kissed.
497
00:22:20,783 --> 00:22:23,782
That's what I'm talking about.
498
00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:25,570
Math.
499
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:26,605
If it wasn't for you,
500
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,239
I wouldn't have even asked her out.
501
00:22:28,323 --> 00:22:31,042
You are so right about
having a winner's attitude.
502
00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:31,955
Tonight's game?
503
00:22:31,956 --> 00:22:34,250
We are kicking ass and taking names.
504
00:22:34,263 --> 00:22:35,263
Boom. I love it.
505
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,372
I love it.
506
00:22:38,617 --> 00:22:39,634
Don't forget your smoothie.
507
00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:40,701
Thank you, sir.
508
00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:42,386
Have a good day.
509
00:22:44,006 --> 00:22:46,174
Look at that guy.
510
00:22:46,225 --> 00:22:48,576
Psst.
511
00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:50,211
Is he gone?
512
00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:52,280
What are you... what are you doing?
513
00:22:52,347 --> 00:22:54,765
Why are you always half naked?
514
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,351
Well, I was in the bathroom,
and I came out, and I saw Math
515
00:22:57,402 --> 00:22:58,836
so I ducked back in.
516
00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:00,721
I've been trapped in there all morning.
517
00:23:00,772 --> 00:23:02,310
I thought last night was amazing.
518
00:23:02,311 --> 00:23:03,421
It was a disaster.
519
00:23:03,422 --> 00:23:04,892
Ugh. He talked about breadsticks
520
00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:05,952
for 20 minutes.
521
00:23:05,953 --> 00:23:07,394
He... he likes breadsticks.
522
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,481
I had to kiss him just to end the date.
523
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,376
Why did...?
524
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:14,447
You didn't have to kiss him, Paige.
525
00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,039
You gave him the wrong idea.
526
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,672
Uh, no. You are the one
that told him to ask me out.
527
00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:21,576
So if anyone gave him the wrong idea,
528
00:23:21,577 --> 00:23:23,319
- it was you.
- No.
529
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,828
No, this is not my problem.
530
00:23:24,829 --> 00:23:26,635
If you're not into the guy,
you got to tell him...
531
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,437
And very gently.
He is a delicate flower.
532
00:23:28,522 --> 00:23:29,604
I am a Virgo, okay?
533
00:23:29,605 --> 00:23:31,497
We are not good at
awkward conversations.
534
00:23:32,805 --> 00:23:33,966
Maybe you could talk to him?
535
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,882
Yes, yes, yes.
536
00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:37,759
Because that way, you
know, it wouldn't be
537
00:23:38,156 --> 00:23:39,236
all weird around here.
538
00:23:39,237 --> 00:23:40,753
Or at the game later today.
539
00:23:41,201 --> 00:23:42,883
You... you're going to Lux's game?
540
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:43,936
With Ryan.
541
00:23:44,474 --> 00:23:46,969
Sporting events are
great places to meet guys.
542
00:23:50,577 --> 00:23:51,868
Ryan?
543
00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:54,896
God. Okay? You just
stormed out of there.
544
00:23:55,574 --> 00:23:57,833
Would you please just give
me a chance to explain?
545
00:23:57,918 --> 00:24:00,285
Explain what? Huh?
546
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:01,637
That you're telling
a co-worker something
547
00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:02,671
you haven't told me yet?
548
00:24:02,756 --> 00:24:04,322
Or that you don't want kids?
549
00:24:04,691 --> 00:24:05,602
All right, look.
550
00:24:05,603 --> 00:24:07,390
It shouldn't have come out like that.
551
00:24:07,996 --> 00:24:09,754
You know, Kelly, she
shouldn't have said anything.
552
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:11,854
Oh, okay. So now it's Kelly's fault?
553
00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:15,238
Do you want to take any
responsibility for anything?
554
00:24:15,239 --> 00:24:16,350
Like these papers?
555
00:24:18,989 --> 00:24:20,941
Fern was dropping them
off when I pulled up.
556
00:24:20,942 --> 00:24:23,804
Apparently, Tasha got kicked out
of her foster home this morning
557
00:24:23,805 --> 00:24:25,534
and you agreed to take her in?
558
00:24:25,984 --> 00:24:26,998
Without asking me.
559
00:24:27,113 --> 00:24:28,013
No...
560
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333
We... Lux and I...
We talked about it.
561
00:24:31,418 --> 00:24:33,786
Mm-hmm? Apparently you did
a little more than that,
562
00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:35,371
because Fern thinks it's a done deal.
563
00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:38,424
Ryan, I had had an entire
bottle of champagne.
564
00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:40,626
- I wasn't thinking clearly.
- So now it's the champagne's fault?
565
00:24:40,677 --> 00:24:42,735
I told her that I would take Tasha in
566
00:24:42,736 --> 00:24:44,591
if where she was living didn't work out.
567
00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,273
I never... I never even thought
568
00:24:46,274 --> 00:24:49,334
that she was going to
get, you know, kicked out.
569
00:24:49,386 --> 00:24:51,307
You know, did it ever occur to you
570
00:24:51,308 --> 00:24:53,489
that I may not want to take Tasha in?
571
00:24:53,556 --> 00:24:55,357
Huh? You know,
572
00:24:55,978 --> 00:24:58,110
you're so used to getting your way.
573
00:24:58,177 --> 00:25:01,013
I forgave you for Baze.
574
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:04,533
I mean, I... I... I was willing
to rush our own wedding
575
00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:06,151
because that's what you wanted.
576
00:25:06,202 --> 00:25:09,154
I mean, hell, I... I even
looked the other way
577
00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:11,006
when Baze tried to bum-rush our vows.
578
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:12,875
We are married now, Cate.
579
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,044
You can't just make these
life-altering decisions
580
00:25:15,128 --> 00:25:16,862
and then go discuss
them with someone else
581
00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:19,164
before telling me.
I mean, you ever think
582
00:25:19,215 --> 00:25:20,799
that the next kid that
comes in this house
583
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,618
I might want to be mine?
584
00:25:22,686 --> 00:25:24,253
I want kids, Cate.
585
00:25:28,391 --> 00:25:29,725
We already have a kid.
586
00:25:32,829 --> 00:25:34,897
Lux isn't my kid.
587
00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:39,768
You know what?
588
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:41,962
This is actually, um...
589
00:25:44,102 --> 00:25:45,428
It's actually very simple.
590
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:50,886
You either want to have a
kid with me or you don't.
591
00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:54,114
And if you don't,
then I... I... I don't know
592
00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:56,522
why we got married in the first place.
593
00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:15,655
That's all right, girls.
594
00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:17,739
Let's be strong on "D".
You got this.
595
00:26:20,977 --> 00:26:22,077
Come on.
596
00:26:24,227 --> 00:26:26,050
Let's go, Wasps. Give 'em...
597
00:26:26,348 --> 00:26:26,957
Misery.
598
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,578
Okay, come on.
You got it. You got it.
599
00:26:33,823 --> 00:26:35,243
All right, girls.
Let's be strong on "D".
600
00:26:35,493 --> 00:26:36,077
You got this.
601
00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,183
Two points, Marmots.
602
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,225
Let's go, Tash. Let's do this.
603
00:26:52,829 --> 00:26:54,113
Hey. Talk to Cate?
We're set, right?
604
00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:55,581
Cause Fern went to get all my stuff...
605
00:26:56,327 --> 00:26:57,199
Tasha!
606
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,367
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
607
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,723
Two more points for the Marmots.
608
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,258
Yes!
609
00:27:10,013 --> 00:27:11,765
I told her about the
game, and she's here.
610
00:27:11,766 --> 00:27:13,009
That means something, right?
611
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,070
I don't think you should keep
pursuing Paige, because...
612
00:27:20,323 --> 00:27:21,060
Because why?
613
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,031
Because I might still be into her.
614
00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:26,856
- What?
- Yeah, you know.
615
00:27:26,857 --> 00:27:29,626
I mean, I did... I did...
I did get there first, so...
616
00:27:32,593 --> 00:27:34,297
There's no dibs in dating.
617
00:27:34,298 --> 00:27:36,966
You can't call takebacks or shotgun.
618
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:40,249
Come on. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
619
00:27:40,301 --> 00:27:41,918
Rose!
620
00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:43,736
Rose!
621
00:27:43,804 --> 00:27:45,645
Come on, Rose!
622
00:27:45,806 --> 00:27:46,889
I'm sorry.
623
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,374
God.
624
00:27:48,442 --> 00:27:49,425
I can't believe you.
625
00:27:49,476 --> 00:27:50,533
She had a clear shot!
626
00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:51,827
- You're jealous.
- What?
627
00:27:51,828 --> 00:27:54,564
You had a cheap one-night stand
with Paige, and now that you see
628
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,446
she and I might have something
special, you can't take it.
629
00:27:56,447 --> 00:27:58,434
I promise you, that is not it.
630
00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,500
You're so used to being
the guy in high school
631
00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:02,151
who gets all the girls
and calls all the shots.
632
00:28:02,152 --> 00:28:04,472
Hell, you won't even
let me coach my own team.
633
00:28:04,742 --> 00:28:06,790
You always have to be
the star, don't you?
634
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:08,576
Well, not tonight.
Tonight, I get the girl,
635
00:28:08,577 --> 00:28:09,817
and I call the shots.
636
00:28:10,948 --> 00:28:14,033
Time. Sub. Tasha, you're on the bench.
637
00:28:16,537 --> 00:28:18,788
Hey, so we're all good, right?
With Cate?
638
00:28:19,727 --> 00:28:21,254
Lux, get in there.
639
00:28:24,762 --> 00:28:27,180
Okay, okay... Now we're playing.
640
00:28:27,264 --> 00:28:28,831
13, Lux Cassidy.
641
00:28:28,882 --> 00:28:30,883
All right! All right, Wasps!
642
00:28:30,968 --> 00:28:32,468
Let's get it.
643
00:28:32,519 --> 00:28:33,366
Oh! Hey!
644
00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,838
Good shot. Good shot.
645
00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:44,513
Can we talk?
646
00:28:55,492 --> 00:28:57,674
I wasn't expecting to see you here.
647
00:28:58,045 --> 00:28:59,866
Well, I wasn't going to
miss Lux's first game.
648
00:29:00,464 --> 00:29:02,169
Even though she's not your kid?
649
00:29:06,381 --> 00:29:07,928
I'm sorry it came out like that.
650
00:29:07,929 --> 00:29:09,484
I'm the one that should be sorry.
651
00:29:09,485 --> 00:29:11,562
Because I've been secretly
afraid that what we want...
652
00:29:11,563 --> 00:29:13,357
it might not be compatible.
653
00:29:15,814 --> 00:29:17,768
You know, when Lux came around,
654
00:29:17,769 --> 00:29:20,197
I just assumed that
she would be our kid.
655
00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:23,203
That that would be enough.
656
00:29:23,204 --> 00:29:25,504
Cate, it's not that Lux isn't enough.
657
00:29:25,762 --> 00:29:27,616
No matter how close she and I get,
658
00:29:28,803 --> 00:29:30,836
I'm the guy on the outside.
659
00:29:32,874 --> 00:29:35,346
I'm never going to be the dad
660
00:29:35,347 --> 00:29:36,957
that-that gets invited to career day.
661
00:29:36,958 --> 00:29:40,163
Or-or gets to give her
away at her wedding.
662
00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:44,308
I'm the guy sitting up
in the nosebleed section,
663
00:29:44,359 --> 00:29:45,427
just watching.
664
00:29:46,688 --> 00:29:49,576
Cate, if I could be that
guy to Lux, I would be.
665
00:29:50,732 --> 00:29:52,883
But she's got Baze.
And I see what they have.
666
00:29:52,884 --> 00:29:54,570
I see what you all have.
667
00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,440
That's all I want.
668
00:30:00,995 --> 00:30:02,468
Just to have that, too.
669
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:08,701
You know, the first time I got pregnant,
670
00:30:08,702 --> 00:30:11,324
it wasn't the best experience.
671
00:30:14,249 --> 00:30:18,267
I was really scared.
And I was alone, so...
672
00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:19,977
Hey, hey... Cate, you're not
alone this time.
673
00:30:20,044 --> 00:30:21,845
I know that I'm not.
I know I'm not.
674
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,613
I do. I want kids.
675
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,740
I just... It's taking me a
little while to come around,
676
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,953
and I just don't want to
lose you, Ryan. I don't.
677
00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:31,172
Look, I don't know what getting pregnant
678
00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:33,132
is going to be like.
I don't even know if I can.
679
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:34,707
Cate, I just want to try.
680
00:30:38,977 --> 00:30:39,717
Okay.
681
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,511
Okay.
682
00:30:43,814 --> 00:30:45,981
All right, then let's do that.
683
00:30:46,032 --> 00:30:47,849
Let's try.
684
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:15,288
Sub!
685
00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:17,182
I think I broke my butt.
686
00:31:17,972 --> 00:31:18,957
I don't think you broke your butt.
687
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,152
Get in, Tasha. Tasha, get in.
688
00:31:20,236 --> 00:31:20,937
No!
689
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,805
Rose, you're up.
690
00:31:22,806 --> 00:31:23,810
Whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Hold on.
691
00:31:23,811 --> 00:31:24,812
Look at the score.
692
00:31:24,857 --> 00:31:26,645
We need someone who can
actually drive the ball.
693
00:31:26,646 --> 00:31:28,389
I'm calling the shots, remember?
694
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,286
Rose, get in there now.
695
00:31:30,530 --> 00:31:31,980
Can you focus on the game?
696
00:31:32,031 --> 00:31:33,168
For the sake of the team?
697
00:31:33,169 --> 00:31:34,482
You don't give a crap about the team.
698
00:31:34,534 --> 00:31:35,667
All you care about is winning.
699
00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,669
And somehow thinking you're a winner
700
00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:39,507
and I'm a loser makes you feel better.
701
00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:41,189
I don't think that you're a loser, Math.
702
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,808
It's Paige, okay? It isn't me.
703
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,459
She is not interested in you.
704
00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:47,332
Right. She kissed me because
she's not interested.
705
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,062
She kissed you to end the date.
706
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,767
That's what she told me.
707
00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:02,521
Math.
708
00:32:03,571 --> 00:32:04,202
Math.
709
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,815
You're taking this really hard.
710
00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:08,615
She was out of his league.
711
00:32:09,035 --> 00:32:09,844
Tash...
712
00:32:10,453 --> 00:32:12,281
That's not what this is about.
713
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,986
You can't come to live at Cate's.
714
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,198
What?
715
00:32:17,668 --> 00:32:20,069
They said no. Ryan.
716
00:32:20,070 --> 00:32:21,264
Ryan said no.
717
00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,813
I'm so sorry.
718
00:32:27,493 --> 00:32:28,424
Tash...
719
00:32:32,961 --> 00:32:34,014
Lux, I need your cell phone.
720
00:32:34,015 --> 00:32:36,792
I'm gonna call Valerie and
beg her to take me back.
721
00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:38,006
No, Tash, you can't.
722
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,615
We have to tell her that the
spray paint was your idea, okay?
723
00:32:40,616 --> 00:32:42,483
Otherwise, she'll never, ever say yes.
724
00:32:49,207 --> 00:32:50,486
Everyone, come here.
725
00:32:53,327 --> 00:32:56,028
Hey, I'm sorry for acting so
unprofessionally out there.
726
00:32:56,113 --> 00:32:57,384
And, um...
727
00:32:58,415 --> 00:33:02,118
Well, I'm really sorry about
lying to you about our chances.
728
00:33:02,185 --> 00:33:03,745
You know, I guess...
729
00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,667
I guess I didn't think you
guys could deal with the truth.
730
00:33:07,874 --> 00:33:09,245
And the truth is...
731
00:33:09,793 --> 00:33:11,281
Well, Tricia?
732
00:33:11,678 --> 00:33:12,916
You're not gonna lose the weight
733
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,927
by homecoming.
It's physically impossible.
734
00:33:14,928 --> 00:33:15,854
And Math...
735
00:33:16,877 --> 00:33:18,379
Paige isn't interested in you.
736
00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:19,341
I'm sorry.
737
00:33:19,342 --> 00:33:20,205
And if it makes you feel any better,
738
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:21,994
she's not interested in me, either.
739
00:33:23,278 --> 00:33:24,298
And team?
740
00:33:25,559 --> 00:33:27,163
We're just not good.
741
00:33:28,117 --> 00:33:30,433
But none of that means that
you guys should give up.
742
00:33:31,321 --> 00:33:34,758
Because Tricia, you are going
to lose that weight by prom.
743
00:33:35,953 --> 00:33:36,985
And Math,
744
00:33:37,521 --> 00:33:40,562
you are going to find a girl
who is interested in you.
745
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:42,571
And team?
746
00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:44,994
We are going to keep trying,
747
00:33:45,045 --> 00:33:45,932
because even if there was
748
00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:48,066
a 99% chance of us losing,
749
00:33:48,585 --> 00:33:50,543
that's what winning is, all right?
750
00:33:50,544 --> 00:33:52,501
It's not what is on the scoreboard
751
00:33:52,502 --> 00:33:53,725
at the end of this game.
752
00:33:53,726 --> 00:33:56,110
Winning is knowing
753
00:33:56,111 --> 00:33:57,741
that we have each other's backs
754
00:33:57,999 --> 00:34:00,434
and that we are going to
take care of each other.
755
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,264
On the court...
756
00:34:03,613 --> 00:34:04,495
And off.
757
00:34:06,062 --> 00:34:08,574
So, ladies,
758
00:34:08,575 --> 00:34:11,420
what I would like you to
do is get your game on.
759
00:34:11,421 --> 00:34:12,999
And I want you to go out there.
760
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,248
And I want you to give these
Marmots a run for their money!
761
00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:26,250
Hey, um, Tash?
762
00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:26,752
Yeah?
763
00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:30,489
Uh...
764
00:34:30,557 --> 00:34:33,559
I lived with Valerie.
765
00:34:35,053 --> 00:34:37,854
Okay? I... I know I should
have told you right away.
766
00:34:38,967 --> 00:34:42,003
I was 12 or... or 13.
767
00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:43,853
It was when you went back with your mom,
768
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,921
and we weren't really talking much.
769
00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:48,441
And Valerie...
770
00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:51,760
She doesn't have a
maternal bone in her body.
771
00:34:52,512 --> 00:34:53,473
And being at that house
772
00:34:53,474 --> 00:34:58,632
might seem okay right
now, but it gets bad.
773
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,584
Fast.
774
00:35:02,656 --> 00:35:03,729
Bad how?
775
00:35:10,797 --> 00:35:12,281
Okay. Forget it. You don't...
776
00:35:12,332 --> 00:35:14,382
you don't have to explain.
777
00:35:14,383 --> 00:35:16,549
If you don't want me there,
I'm gone, okay?
778
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:19,096
Yeah, but I don't... I don't
want them to send you away.
779
00:35:19,097 --> 00:35:21,371
I mean, I just got you back.
780
00:35:21,808 --> 00:35:23,761
I'll... I'll find a way to stay, okay?
781
00:35:24,311 --> 00:35:26,270
I'm not going anywhere.
782
00:35:30,502 --> 00:35:32,054
Winner's attitude, right?
783
00:35:38,851 --> 00:35:41,410
All right, ladies.
Let's get it up
784
00:35:41,411 --> 00:35:42,631
for the second half.
785
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,183
I want hooting. I want hollering.
786
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,460
And let's take it to these Marmots!
787
00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:49,538
Let's go, guys. Let's go.
788
00:35:58,137 --> 00:35:59,654
There you go!
789
00:36:07,129 --> 00:36:08,480
Get that ball.
790
00:36:21,389 --> 00:36:25,329
Set the pick! Good, good, Rose.
791
00:36:41,063 --> 00:36:43,915
It's good! Three points, Wasps.
792
00:37:17,526 --> 00:37:21,760
Final score, 53 to three, Marmots.
793
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,325
There's something called
794
00:37:27,409 --> 00:37:28,640
independent living,
795
00:37:28,641 --> 00:37:30,995
which I know both you
and Lux are familiar with.
796
00:37:31,063 --> 00:37:32,108
- Yeah.
- Of course.
797
00:37:32,109 --> 00:37:34,132
You said that wouldn't work for me.
798
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,878
Well, it was my opinion that
there wasn't anyone qualified
799
00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,784
or dedicated enough to supervise you...
800
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,129
until now.
801
00:37:40,723 --> 00:37:42,859
It'll have to be made
official by a judge tomorrow,
802
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:44,898
but Cate and Ryan have
received verbal approval
803
00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:47,077
from the state to fill that role.
804
00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:50,459
Are you kidding me?
805
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,286
I'm going to have my own place?
806
00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:55,420
We're going to find
you an apartment nearby.
807
00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:57,383
You'll get a stipend
for housing and food,
808
00:37:57,384 --> 00:38:00,014
which should be plenty,
if you manage your money well.
809
00:38:00,232 --> 00:38:02,410
But Cate and Ryan can
co-sign your lease,
810
00:38:02,478 --> 00:38:04,031
they can be your emergency contact,
811
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,710
and they can help with
utilities, a cell phone...
812
00:38:06,711 --> 00:38:08,702
Yeah. We're here for you.
I mean, whatever you need.
813
00:38:09,557 --> 00:38:12,100
I can't believe you guys
would do that for me.
814
00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:17,560
I can.
815
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:28,487
Thanks again, Fern.
816
00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:29,370
Oh, you're welcome.
817
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:32,440
It is great to see you doing so well.
818
00:38:34,727 --> 00:38:36,763
Well, it seems that Cate's house
819
00:38:36,764 --> 00:38:39,152
is in much better shape than Valerie's.
820
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,261
I wouldn't know.
821
00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:47,212
You know, she mentioned that
you lived there... Valerie...
822
00:38:48,052 --> 00:38:50,814
that she fostered you
for almost two years.
823
00:38:50,815 --> 00:38:53,091
Obviously, I wasn't your
case worker back then,
824
00:38:53,092 --> 00:38:56,409
but I'm surprised you
didn't say anything.
825
00:38:57,109 --> 00:38:59,922
It's just another place
not worth mentioning.
826
00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,432
Lux...
827
00:39:03,197 --> 00:39:05,379
She wanted me to give this to you.
828
00:39:07,021 --> 00:39:09,470
She said that she thought
of you as a daughter.
829
00:39:10,529 --> 00:39:11,538
I checked into it,
830
00:39:11,539 --> 00:39:14,661
and she'd started the
process of adopting you.
831
00:39:15,632 --> 00:39:18,405
Although, in the end, she
said that it didn't work out.
832
00:39:21,101 --> 00:39:22,999
I should go back inside.
833
00:39:40,759 --> 00:39:42,303
I think we just proved Kelly wrong.
834
00:39:42,304 --> 00:39:43,071
Yeah.
835
00:39:44,013 --> 00:39:45,900
Yes, mind-blowing make-up sex...
836
00:39:45,901 --> 00:39:48,349
It can fix any marital issue.
837
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,085
- Well, the flowers are nice.
- Yeah.
838
00:39:51,153 --> 00:39:54,185
Kelly... She must have really
felt bad to send those.
839
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,973
Hey, you know, why don't you, um...
840
00:39:56,058 --> 00:39:57,525
why don't you call
her and just, you know,
841
00:39:57,592 --> 00:39:59,193
tell her everything's okay?
842
00:39:59,253 --> 00:40:00,193
Yeah.
843
00:40:01,881 --> 00:40:04,565
Or I can just let her
worry for a little longer.
844
00:40:09,025 --> 00:40:10,437
So we're really doing it, huh?
845
00:40:10,438 --> 00:40:11,478
Trying for a baby?
846
00:40:12,922 --> 00:40:14,092
Yeah, apparently.
847
00:40:14,276 --> 00:40:17,014
So you're gonna stop drinking champagne,
848
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,842
go off the pill?
849
00:40:19,052 --> 00:40:22,107
After my night out with Kelly,
I can barely look at champagne.
850
00:40:22,658 --> 00:40:23,104
Well, I'll tell you what.
851
00:40:23,105 --> 00:40:26,736
I will put the rest of
that back in the fridge.
852
00:40:27,284 --> 00:40:29,294
Trying for a baby is going to be fun.
853
00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:39,694
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