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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hey, it's almost time,
change the channel.
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Reporter: In a surprise turn...
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Yo! What are you doing, man?
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I was just watching my favorite
cartoon, "Worm With a Perm".
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You know what it's about?
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A Worm With a Perm?
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Oh, you watch it too.
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Here we go.
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They're about to announce
who's gonna be in the annual,
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California Battle Of The Dojos.
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Should we go get Rudy?
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No, no.
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Every year he comes in a disguise
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because he can't handle the embarrassment
when our dojo doesn't get in.
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Trust me, he's around here somewhere.
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Ah.
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There he is.
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[Sighs]
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- Jerry, I don't think that's...
- No, no. Let him go.
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[Sighs]
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Look, I know you're ashamed, but
we both know how this is gonna end.
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So why don't you say we hit the
mats and get our sweat on, eh?
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[Yelps]
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No disguise this year, Rudy?
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Nope. I am a grown man, and I'm going to
accept the fact that my dojo is what it is.
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That's great.
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You don't need this tournament
to feel good about yourself.
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You got plenty to be proud of.
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Like what?
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Man, I hope we get into this tournament.
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Oh, great.
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Sensei Ty and some of the
Black Dragons just showed up.
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They get into this
tournament every year.
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What are you doing here, Ty?
Did you just come here to gloat?
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Little bit.
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Oh, they're making the
announcement. Turn it up.
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Announcer: Our first competitor
in the Battle Of The Dojos...
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Is the Black Dragons.
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10 years in a row, people.
That's an even dozen.
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Announcer:... is The Master Oh Dojo.
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And the final competitor...
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Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
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Announcer: The Bobby Wasabi Dojo!
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[Cheering]
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Jack, you know what this means? You're
gonna be on TV representing our dojo!
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Let's go celebrate, guys. Come on.
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- Yeah!
- Let's go!
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- We're number one!
- Bobby Wasabi Dojo!
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, Rudy Rudy Rudy...
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Listen, I know you're embarrassed,
but this isn't the answer.
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Now let's get this
hideous mask off your face.
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[Screams]
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Nailed it. Awesome! Just awesome.
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Jack, you truly are the wind
beneath this dojo's wings.
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Of course everyone
knows that I'm the wings,
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which are the most
important part of the bird.
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I guess I'm kind of like a feather.
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You're not part of the bird at all.
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But keep trying.
You're doing great, son.
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Yo, Rudy! Guess who's back?
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One of the coolest guys ever
to step foot in this dojo.
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What? I don't believe it. Carson Hunter?
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What are you doing?
Haven't seen you in forever.
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- [Overlapping chatter]
- Jack: Hello?
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Hello?
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[Chatter continues]
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Hello?!
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Hey, man. I'm Jack.
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Jack is like the new version of you.
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Jack Brewer. I've heard a lot about you.
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Darn right you have.
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Jack is a second degree black belt with
a foundation of Tae Kwon Do and Jiujitsu.
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And he was voted best
hair in ninth grade.
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Oh, come on, dude.
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Eighth grade too.
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Because of Jack, we just got
into the Battle Of The Dojos.
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- Jerry: Yeah, dude.
- So, you used to be a student here, huh?
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Carson was actually my first student.
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Uh, I was actually
here two weeks before...
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I said you're doing great.
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Carson was actually the youngest student
in California to earn his black belt.
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Oh, man. This place brings
back a lot of memories.
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Remember when Rudy threw his back
out in the middle of a horse stance?
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- [Laughing]
- Oh, dude, that was sweet.
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"I don't care if you're 12,
somebody drive me to the hospital".
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- [Laughing]
- That's me.
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Oh, you guys remember the other day?
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He caught his pinky toe in the mat
and was all like, "I broke my piggie".
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I think I broke my piggie!"
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[Laughs]
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Too soon, Jack. Too soon.
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So, Carson, how long you staying?
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Oh, his dad actually just got
transferred back to Seaford.
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He just enrolled in school here,
and he's rejoining the dojo!
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[Cheering]
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Yeah, that's cool.
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Hey, why don't we all go over
to Circus Burger like old times?
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That's cool. We... we usually
just go over to Falafel Phil's now.
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So Falafel Phil's it is.
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- Yeah.
- Kim?
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- Woo!
- Come on, let's go.
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Come on, Jack. We'll race 'em!
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[Grunts]
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- Did you just...
- No.
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Hey, Jerry!
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You remember this?
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[Clicks lock rhythmically]
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Oh, dude!
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That used to be our thing!
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[Drumming]
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[All playing in rhythm]
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[Clanging out of rhythm]
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Stop.
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You gotta stop.
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Way to go, Jack.
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We were sounding good, too.
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Kim...
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I can't go to Rockchella with you.
I gotta practice for the tournament.
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Here's my ticket. Bring a friend.
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Fine, I'll go without
you, but I won't enjoy it.
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Yeah, you will.
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I know. I was just trying
to make you feel better.
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Oh! Forgot my textbook
with all the numbers in it.
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That would be math.
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Oh, yeah. That's the one.
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It's not as cool
as kickin' it with you!
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Pivot on your hip. It'll
give you more torque.
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More torque.
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What do you mean by torque?
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Well, torque's that thing where you...
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See, it's when the ratio of the...
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Just start torquing!
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Hey, Kim. How was Rockchella?
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Oh, it was awesome.
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Yeah, thanks so much
for the tickets, Jack.
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Oh. You guys went...
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Together.
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Yeah, we were on our feet the whole
night dancing and tearing it up!
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And you were dancing...
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Together.
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Yeah. He is such a great dancer.
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He's actually the one who taught me.
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So he's the one.
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- Check it.
- [Dance beat playing]
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Both: Oh yeah. That's our jam!
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All right, guys. I hate to
stop your little dance party,
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but I really should
get back to practice.
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Jack's right. We should
probably do something...
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Anything other than what
you two were just doing.
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- Torque.
- Torque.
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Torque.
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Looking good, Jack.
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You're probably the
best man for the job.
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What do you mean by "probably"?
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I'm the only one at this
dojo that works the Bo Staff.
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Actually, I do too. But you know what?
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You've already put the work in, so you take
this tournament and I'll take the next one.
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No. No no no. If you can use a Bo Staff,
then we should see what you've got.
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What are you saying, Jack?
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I'm saying this
tournament isn't about me.
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It's about finding the best
student to represent this dojo.
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So if your old friend here uses
a Bo Staff, then we should spar.
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Jack, I don't know if that'd be fair.
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I mean, you've been practicing
with a Bo Staff for months.
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No no no no. I may be a little
rusty, but I can handle a Bo Staff.
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If Jack wants to see what I've got...
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- Let's do it.
- Great.
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Winner represents the
dojo in the tournament.
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Hajamay!
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[Grunting]
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All: Oh!
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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Jack lost.
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Looks like I'll be
representing the dojo.
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Guys, I've been doing
martial arts for years,
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and Bo Staffs don't just snap
like that, I mean, he shattered it.
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Yeah, he did!
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I mean, a dang shame is what it is.
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I've just been thinking
about it over and over again.
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Something just wasn't right.
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Look, Jack, I know you're
embarrassed about losing.
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Go on.
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Oh, no. That was it.
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I know you guys know Carson
better than I do but...
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Is it possible that he cheated?
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I mean, think about it. He
didn't use one of our Bo Staffs.
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Maybe his was, I don't
know, weighted or something?
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Weighted Bo Staff?
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[High-pitched] Okay.
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Come on, Jack.
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I know it's hard not being top dog anymore,
but there's no shame in being number two.
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[Chuckles]
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Number two.
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Jack, let me ask you
something, and be honest, okay?
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Are you accusing Carson because
I went to the concert with him?
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No. No no no. Of course not.
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You know what? I'm sure he didn't
cheat. Forget I said anything.
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Hey, we should go.
It's time for practice.
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- Let's go.
- I'll catch up with you guys.
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Hey, Jack.
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Spare a baba ghanoush popper?
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Be careful with those.
I get them extra spicy.
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Black belt, black dragon...
dragons breathe fire.
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Check it.
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Mmm. You know, Jack. With the...
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Wow! My face is on fire!
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What do you want, Ty?
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I want you, Jack.
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I couldn't help but overhear you're
unhappy with the Bobby Wasabis.
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We could really use someone with your
skills to represent the Black Dragons.
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And unlike Rudy, when it comes to
my students, I am loyal till the end.
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Really? Where's your
number one student, Frank?
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You are so much better than Frank.
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I'm not switching dojos. There's no way
I'd ever fight for the Black Dragons.
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Oh, that's too bad. Because
if you fought for us,
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you could exact your revenge
on the kid who replaced you.
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Restore your reputation,
and most importantly,
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our Gis would really make your eyes pop.
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I gotta go.
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Why did I do that? My teeth are melting!
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[Grunts]
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00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,649
Come on, more torque. More torque.
249
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,204
Oh, that's smart.
250
00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:44,194
You want me to use more force
to get a bigger rotation.
251
00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,761
Exactly.
252
00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:49,482
I'm gonna go write that down.
253
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,140
[Grunts]
254
00:12:52,141 --> 00:12:54,421
Hey, Jack.
255
00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,665
No hard feelings?
256
00:12:56,666 --> 00:13:00,678
I didn't mean to embarrass you
in front of all your friends.
257
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,448
Listen, Carson.
258
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:06,152
I've been watching you, and you're
good, but you're not that good.
259
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,048
[Chuckles]
260
00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:08,387
Really?
261
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:13,243
I was good enough to take back
my dojo, my friends, and even Kim.
262
00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:16,855
And all I had to do was
use a weighted Bo Staff.
263
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:19,791
I knew it. I'm gonna tell
everybody you cheated.
264
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:23,186
Go ahead. You'll just
look like a sore loser.
265
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,736
[Door opens, closes]
266
00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:27,779
There are my two favorite guys.
267
00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:32,400
The Carsonator, El
Carson Grande, Carsonova!
268
00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:35,397
And Jack.
269
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,282
Rudy, Carson's a cheater.
270
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,550
Yeah, he is.
271
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,993
He's a great big cat, and you
never know when he'll pounce.
272
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,995
[Meows]
273
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,557
No, not a Cheetah, a cheater!
274
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,869
He just admitted he used a weighted
Bo Staff, that's why mine shattered.
275
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:52,231
This is his. Check it
out. It won't break.
276
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,432
Jack!
277
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,667
Dude! Not cool.
278
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,800
[Stammering] But... but... but he...
279
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,604
Jack, I know you're
taking this hard, but...
280
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:04,222
Remember true character is
revealed in defeat, not victory.
281
00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,891
That's really wise, Rudy.
282
00:14:06,892 --> 00:14:09,332
Did that come to you because
you're spiritually enlightened,
283
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,794
and at one with your chi?
284
00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:16,255
No. I read it on a bathroom
stall by the food court.
285
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,938
Announcer: And the action is heating
up here at the Battle Of The Dojos.
286
00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:25,159
[Grunting]
287
00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,771
- Audience: Oh!
- [Cheering]
288
00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,950
Look. Dude, look! The cameras are on us!
289
00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:33,539
Milton and Jerry: We're number one!
290
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,354
- Woo!
- Yeah!
291
00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:37,043
Did you buy one of these foam fingers?
292
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,109
Oh, my mom says it's a waste of money
so she helped me make one at home.
293
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,877
No one will ever know the difference.
294
00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:45,758
Bobby Wasabi rules!
295
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:51,590
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go buy one.
296
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,392
Yo, hurry, bro. We're up next.
297
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,692
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
representing The Bobby Wasabi Dojo...
298
00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,331
Carson Hunter!
299
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,738
- Woo! Yeah!
- Woo! Go Carson!
300
00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:03,959
[Cheering]
301
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,476
Carson, this is a
huge tournament for us.
302
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,613
Plus it's televised all over California.
303
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:17,741
So, once you win, I'll
be playing this music.
304
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,451
[Motivational music playing]
305
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,299
Then you turn to the cameras
and stumble and start crying.
306
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,457
And through your sobs,
you'll yell "Rudy!"
307
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,015
Rudy!"
308
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:28,926
And then I'll come
running up in slow motion.
309
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,496
Carson...
310
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,559
- Rudy! I gotta go.
- [Music stops]
311
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,960
Oh, that's... that's a good idea.
We'll just do it in the moment.
312
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,781
Keep things fresh.
313
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,540
Guys, I've looked all over
for Jack, but I can't find him.
314
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,375
And he hasn't returned any of my calls.
315
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,310
I'll bet he's just embarrassed.
316
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,023
I'm sure he'll show
up before you know it.
317
00:15:47,024 --> 00:15:49,872
Announcer: Now representing
the Black Dragons...
318
00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:52,094
- Jack Brewer!
- [Cheering]
319
00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,934
- All: What?!
- Jack?
320
00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,815
What's going on? What are you doing?
321
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:59,358
What does it look like, Rudy? He's
competing for the Black Dragons.
322
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,427
I've been waiting a long
time to be able to say this.
323
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,529
[Exhales]
324
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:07,232
I'm gonna need a second. Keep
it together, keep it together.
325
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,064
What I'm trying to... I can't
get it out. I'm gonna lose it.
326
00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:12,814
But it was really
clever, funny, and mean.
327
00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,401
Now stretch it out, Jack.
328
00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:20,302
I'm gonna strut around the mat
and check the crowd for honeys.
329
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,831
I don't believe this.
330
00:16:24,832 --> 00:16:27,594
Why would you join the Black Dragons?
331
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:32,652
Jerry: I know, it's because that
Gi really makes your eyes pop.
332
00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:36,790
Your friend Carson is a cheater, and
none of you believed me, not even Rudy.
333
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:40,688
Well, if that's the guy you
want in your dojo, I'm out.
334
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,153
But I want a fair fight.
335
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:45,153
It's personal. It's
between me and Carson.
336
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,294
Announcer: This is a
two round competition.
337
00:16:47,295 --> 00:16:49,309
First round is hand-to-hand.
338
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:52,164
It will be followed by the Bo Staff.
339
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:55,753
Let's have a good, clean
fight, obey my commands. And...
340
00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,749
Hajamay!
341
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,970
[Grunting]
342
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,719
Go Carson. Oh! Go Jack!
343
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,721
Yes, Carson. You got it. You got it!
344
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:16,357
- Block!
- Dude! Pick a side, already.
345
00:17:16,358 --> 00:17:20,381
I can't. I love them both so much.
346
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,602
[Grunting]
347
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,169
Judge?
348
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,050
Equipment time out.
349
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,485
Carson, are you...
350
00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,062
Wait. What are you doing?
351
00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:48,156
I'm wrapping my hands, Kim.
352
00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:49,295
But what are those?
353
00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:54,096
It's nothing! I'll see
you after the fight.
354
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:57,326
Jack. Look, you were right about Carson.
355
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,951
He's hiding something in his
wraps. You have to stop the fight.
356
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,144
Kim, I got this.
357
00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:05,348
I can't believe Carson's doing this.
358
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:07,866
Just do me one favor.
359
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,467
Go kick that cheater's butt.
360
00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:19,613
Hajamay!
361
00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,834
[Grunting]
362
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:33,040
Audience: Oh!
363
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,653
[Grunts]
364
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:36,978
- Come on. Get up!
- Illegal strike.
365
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,532
Wasabi Dojo, you are disqualified.
366
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:41,534
No! I don't want to win like this.
367
00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:43,659
- Let's keep going.
- But we had it.
368
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,961
It was a win for the
Black Dragons, right?
369
00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:51,311
I'm not doing this for the Black
Dragons. I'm doing this for me.
370
00:18:51,312 --> 00:18:54,823
Oh, really? A public Gi return? On TV?!
371
00:18:54,824 --> 00:18:58,964
My mother is watching this! [Sobbing]
372
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,579
[Grunting]
373
00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:42,235
[Cheering]
374
00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:54,042
Carson, I don't know what happened to you,
but you are no longer welcome in my dojo.
375
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,243
Rudy, it's not how it looked.
376
00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:59,853
Actually, it's exactly how it looked.
377
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:03,183
You are a cheating, lowlife, dirty rat.
378
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:08,388
Any chance you'd be interested
in joining the Black Dragons?
379
00:20:08,389 --> 00:20:10,490
Jack, I should have seen it sooner.
380
00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:13,166
What can I say? I'm sorry.
381
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,709
We all are.
382
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,694
None of us should have doubted you.
383
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:18,667
Remember when I told
you that true character
384
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,269
is revealed in defeat not victory?
385
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:26,235
Well, Carson just revealed his
true colors. And so did you.
386
00:20:26,236 --> 00:20:29,209
Is there any way we could convince
you to come back to the dojo?
387
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,512
Look, I only have one
thing to say to you guys.
388
00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,553
Wasabi?
389
00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,916
All: Wasabi!
390
00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:40,387
Oh! Hey, guys, look. The camera's on us.
391
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:43,356
Follow my lead. Slo-mo style.
392
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:46,777
[Motivational music playing]
393
00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,266
Okay.
394
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,749
Neither one of us won
the Battle Of The Dojos.
395
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,160
So let's settle this like real men.
396
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,741
Mano "y" mano.
397
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,173
Spicy baba ghanoush eat off.
398
00:21:08,174 --> 00:21:10,559
Just like the gladiators did it.
399
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,065
First one to keep one down wins.
400
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,563
You ready?
401
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,764
Ready.
402
00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:17,145
And...
403
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,946
Go!
404
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,569
- [Whimpers]
- [Gags]
405
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,819
- [Exhales]
- [Coughs]
406
00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:27,938
[Spitting]
407
00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:30,219
Oh... aah!
408
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,079
Champion! I win!
409
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,949
No way! Clearly I was
the winner of that.
410
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:38,267
- There is no way! There is no way!
- Ask anybody here.
411
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