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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Hey, guys.
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- Oh, hey, Jack.
- Hey, Jack.
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- How was your family reunion?
- Good.
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What's going on?
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[All chattering at once]
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Guys. Stop. Hey, stop!
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[Chatter ceases]
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Talk to me, Lincoln.
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Well...
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It all started when
Jerry got his new locker.
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[Chuckling]
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Dude, I can't believe
you got locker 138.
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This is where the prettiest girls
in school have their lockers.
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I know, dude. Yo.
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Hello, neighbor.
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Care to step into club Jerry?
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[Salsa music playing]
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[Gasps]
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I've never been rejected
by a girl that pretty.
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I have a feeling there's
a lot more of that coming.
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Our school President, Frank, kicked me off
the bus today so I had to walk to school.
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I got my first tardy.
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Oh, awesome.
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Tardy party after school.
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I'll probably be a little late.
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[Quietly] Huh?
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No, no, no!
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Frank just had his black dragon
goons confiscate my locker.
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Well, apparently as President
you can do whatever you want.
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If you don't like it, guys, the school
election's in four days. Run against him.
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Gotta go. I'll see you guys
when I get back from my trip.
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- All right, see you, Jack.
- Have fun, man.
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Take it easy.
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Man, can you believe this?
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Just came to check out my new address.
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138.
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Best in school.
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[Salsa music playing]
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I don't know who that is, but there's
some skinny dude dancing in my locker.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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For too long we have lived
in Frank's shadow of fear.
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I say we need change.
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That's why I'm running for
President... because I'm not afraid.
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I'm also not afraid because Frank's
at an orthodontist appointment.
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[Applause]
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I have some sweet number two
pencils with my name on them.
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Come and get 'em.
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Oh, remain calm, people.
There's one for everybody.
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- Nice. Free pencil.
- Yeah.
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You got my vote.
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I'm Jerry. Running for President.
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Free pizza!
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Oh, whoa!
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Gah!
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Nice. Free pizza.
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You got my vote.
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Jerry, you can't run for President.
I'm running for President.
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Ooh. This is awkward.
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See?
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Well, dude, how do you expect to win
if your pencil's not even number one.
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[Chuckles]
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Surely the good citizens
of Seaford High will not
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let their vote be swayed
by a mere slice of pizza.
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Oh, no, no. It's not just pizza.
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I got fro-yo, too.
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Whoa!
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Gah!
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Pencils, pizza...
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Fro-yo?
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I love politics!
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You are looking at the man
who's been asked to direct,
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"Romeo and Juliet" at the
Seaford community theater.
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Kim, would you like to
be my assistant Director?
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Absolutely! I love the theater.
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Excellent. Your duties
will be important and vast.
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One day you might be picking
up Brad Pitt from the airport.
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The next, you will be washing my socks.
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May I present the next President
of Seaford High, Milton Krupnick!
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[Giggles]
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What's with the suit?
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As his campaign manager, I'm
giving him a presidential makeover.
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Julie loaned me her grandfather's suit.
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Don't you think it makes me
look like Abraham Lincoln?
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Yes, and smell like
muscle rub and sardines.
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Well, Milton, I didn't
plan on running against you,
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but I don't start something
without finishing it.
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And I've got a campaign manager, too.
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Kim.
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I'm busy with the play.
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- Milton.
- I'm running against you.
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- Oh, Rudy.
- I'm 30 years old.
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Eddie.
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I did not see this coming. I'm in!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Is this where you're
holding the auditions?
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Uh, I'm sorry, Ma'am. I don't
think you're right for the part.
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Oh, no. Then how about...
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Me! [Laughs]
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I fooled you.
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[Chuckles]
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And do you know why?
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Because you're a rich,
eccentric nutcase?
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Well, yes. But also because...
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I am a great actor!
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"What light through
yonder window breaks?
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It is the east, and Juliet is the sun".
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Well...
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- I'm your boss.
- You're in!
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Huzzah!
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All we need now is a Juliet.
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You parked your peacock
in a loading zone. Again.
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- You ride a peacock?
- It's giant.
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Every time you show up, you make a
scene, and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
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Oh, good Lord.
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So real, so honest. So full of verve.
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Oh. I'm stupid with verve.
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You must be my leading lady.
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Whoa. Excuse me.
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I am the Director of this play
and I will say who Juliet is.
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I'm your boss.
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We have found our Juliet!
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Huzzah!
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And in conclusion, this is what
will happen if you don't vote for me.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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And now for the candidate
who I am in no way partial to.
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Milton, my cuddle bunny, Krupnick.
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[Giggles]
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Friends!
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The last time you voted for Frank, you
did it so you wouldn't get beaten up.
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But he beat you up anyway.
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I say the dark days of fear are over!
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And the dawn of change is upon us.
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[Cheering, applause]
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You think I can do this?
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Yeah, just read the
speech I wrote for you.
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Good job.
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Uh, thank you.
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Dude, this is your
mother's shopping list.
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Just make it work.
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Oh... okay.
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Potatoes...
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Orange juice, light bulbs, and eggs.
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Uh...
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Cream cheese, low fat and whipped.
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Uh...
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And in conclusion, I'd like to say...
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Non-sheer pantyhose!
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Yeah! Woo! Good job! Yeah! Woo!
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Milton doesn't shower after gym class.
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[All gasp]
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We've got big problems.
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I read most of "Romeo and Juliet,"
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and this Shakespeare guy is a hack.
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But if I make some changes
I can save this show.
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Do you really want to change
it? I mean, it's a classic.
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A classic snooze fest.
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Rudy, I was just at lunch and I heard that
the theater critic from the Seaford Herald,
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Vic Deblaze, is coming to our play!
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Oh, no. He hates everything.
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Oh, Rudy, calm down.
You're just panicking.
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No, I'm not.
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His last review of the
ballet said the lead
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stumbled around the stage
like a dying pelican.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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And that was his 8 year-old daughter.
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We got work to do, people!
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How could this happen?
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There was nothing I
could do once Jerry told
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everyone that you don't
shower after gym class.
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Don't Judge me.
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That water is ice cold,
and there are boys in there.
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I can't believe Jerry's
gonna win this thing.
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That backstabbing blabbermouth.
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You know how much trouble
you're in if you win this thing?
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First of all, you're gonna need to...
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Speak to my campaign manager.
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[Winces, mutters]
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[Chuckles, sniffs]
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Ewe!
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What's that smell?
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[Chanting] Showerless, not powerless.
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Showerless, not powerless.
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Showerless, not powerless.
Showerless, not powerless.
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Milton, look! It's the other
kids who don't shower after gym.
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They're voting for you. [Dinging]
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I don't believe it.
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- [Buzzing]
- Milton, the polls are closed. You won!
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- Ah!
- [Laughing]
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Because of you, we have
overcome locker room ridicule.
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Come to me, you unwashed masses.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so close. Back up.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Krupnick! When you step off the
school grounds, you're gonna get it.
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Uh...
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You know... really?
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The thing is that, uh...
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This pen?
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It's a spy camera.
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Yeah.
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Jack's always watching.
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Hey, Jack.
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Just talking to Milton,
our beloved new President.
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I hate pens that watch me.
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[Chuckles] There he is.
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El Presidente.
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Saw you kicked the Black
Dragons out of locker 138.
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Come on, give me some.
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You're not getting the locker, Jerry.
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You betrayed me.
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Took my secret and used it to embarrass
me in front of the whole school.
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We're done.
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What? Who's gonna move into 138?
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I'll give you a hint.
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["Hail to the Chief" playing]
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You know, Rudy, do you
really think you should
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have made all these changes
to "Romeo and Juliet"?
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Trust me, if Shakespeare
were alive today,
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these are exactly the kinds
of changes he would have made.
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All right! Lower the old woman into
the Cannon and wait for my command.
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And you. Put those
Lemurs next to the Cougar.
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[Growling]
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[Screeching, squeaking]
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We're gonna need more Lemurs.
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All right! From the top, people.
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[Clears throat]
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"Romeo, oh, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
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I art saving the Universe, baby.
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Die, alien slime!
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[Groans]
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00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:49,218
My space laser is jammed again.
256
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:51,781
I can't work like this, Rudy.
257
00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:56,067
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Why is Romeo shooting me?
258
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,840
Because you're an evil alien clone, duh.
259
00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,766
We've been over this, people.
260
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:03,034
Fine.
261
00:13:03,035 --> 00:13:07,538
By the way, did you know that Bobby's
name is above mine on the marquee?
262
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,929
About that, did you know
her name is on the marquee?
263
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,251
[Gasps]
264
00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:14,192
[Overlapping arguing]
265
00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:16,437
Hey!
266
00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:19,678
You guys, knock it off!
267
00:13:20,579 --> 00:13:24,709
This isn't about marquees,
or aliens and special effects.
268
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,667
This is community theater.
269
00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:28,197
It's about community.
270
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:32,997
I mean, we have to believe in
each other and the material, Rudy.
271
00:13:32,998 --> 00:13:35,381
Maybe she's right.
272
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,308
You know what I say?
273
00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:39,659
Forget Vic Deblaze.
274
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:43,857
We will do this play the
way it was meant to be done.
275
00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:47,594
We will use our raw talent
to bring this show to life.
276
00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:50,830
And we will set the
theatrical world on fire.
277
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,056
On fire!
278
00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:55,289
- [Cannon exploding]
- [Woman screaming]
279
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,703
[Crashing]
280
00:13:56,704 --> 00:14:00,304
Okay, people. That's a five.
281
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:09,007
Oh, great. You're stuck
on cleaning detail, too?
282
00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:11,728
This is the worst form of detention.
283
00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,310
What'd you do?
284
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:17,855
Got caught trying to get to first base
with the CPR doll in the health office.
285
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,644
Nice.
286
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:20,687
How about you?
287
00:14:20,688 --> 00:14:22,423
Got caught trying to get to first base
288
00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:24,764
with the statue of Amelia
Earhart in the library.
289
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:26,685
Nice.
290
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,123
Yeah, Milton ratted me out.
291
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:32,345
Since he became President he thinks
he's so much better than everyone else.
292
00:14:32,346 --> 00:14:35,993
He's even got VIP seating at the Seaford
community theater for Rudy's play tonight.
293
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,221
I saw "Man Of La Mancha" there.
294
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,162
It was to die for.
295
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:45,519
I guess if Milton's seeing
it, Jack's seeing it, too.
296
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,917
Wait, what are you talking about?
297
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,496
Milton's got this James
Bond pen in his front pocket.
298
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,544
Jack's watching over him 24-7.
299
00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:54,765
[Laughing]
300
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,355
What?
301
00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,218
Dude, he's got no spy pen.
302
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,867
He just told you that so you'd
think Jack's protecting him.
303
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:04,838
No, Jack's at his family
reunion in Colorado.
304
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:07,640
So you're telling me
Jack's five states away?
305
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:11,197
And Milton's going to be off school
grounds where I'm free to pummel him?
306
00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:13,055
Well, yeah. That's
exactly what I'm say...
307
00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:16,416
Oh, really, Jerry? Really?
308
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:25,179
Looks like I've got a play to catch.
309
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,726
[Sobbing]
310
00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:28,477
Let me out!
311
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:30,206
Somebody!
312
00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:32,399
[Sobbing continues]
313
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,380
Jerry?
314
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:40,358
I was in the music room when I heard
what sounded like a little girl crying.
315
00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:43,760
It was probably because she
was really, really scared.
316
00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:49,641
And didn't know if she was
ever gonna see her mommy again.
317
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,662
[Clears throat]
318
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:59,729
But she's all right now.
319
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:05,134
Come on, Eddie. We got
a President to save.
320
00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:15,688
A night at the theater is exactly
the flame that will kindle my spirits.
321
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,289
Uh-huh.
322
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,272
Good night! Good night!
323
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:22,873
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
324
00:16:23,164 --> 00:16:28,144
That I shall say good
night till it be morrow.
325
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,873
[Snoring]
326
00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:33,034
[Snoring]
327
00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:36,311
Oh, thanks a lot, Kim.
328
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:39,028
"Romeo doesn't need
to be an alien hunter".
329
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,800
Deblaze is out there in a coma.
330
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,502
[Snoring continues]
331
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,696
Well, he ain't the only one.
332
00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,857
[Snoring]
333
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,350
Juliet.
334
00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:51,444
Juliet.
335
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,446
[Snoring continues]
336
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,487
Juliet!
337
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:59,391
Poke her with your sword.
338
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,680
There he is! Let's get him.
339
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:13,055
[Snoring]
340
00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,468
[Sighs]
341
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,301
Ow. Ow, stop poking me.
342
00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,989
You can't act when you're asleep.
343
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,936
You can't act when you're awake.
344
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,977
[Gasps]
345
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,947
Oh, that's it.
346
00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:33,171
Juliet is also a security guard?
347
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,838
I didn't see that coming.
348
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:38,059
[Grunting]
349
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,762
You love him. Stop trying
to beat him senseless.
350
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,794
Get this maniac off my face!
351
00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:46,012
I'm trying!
352
00:17:46,013 --> 00:17:48,010
Come on, Bobby. Let go of Joan!
353
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,231
[Grunting]
354
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,559
- What are you two doing here?
- We gotta save Milton.
355
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,447
Frank's on his way down
here to beat him up.
356
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,233
Oh, we might be too late!
357
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,522
Holy Hannah! They're gonna get Lincoln!
358
00:17:59,523 --> 00:18:01,323
Oh!
359
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,490
Ha ha!
360
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,080
[Grunts]
361
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:09,730
I probably shouldn't have done that.
362
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:12,294
Quick. Get out of here. [Grunting]
363
00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:15,595
Mary Todd, save yourself!
364
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,533
Whoa! Milton!
365
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,768
- Aah!
- [Screaming]
366
00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,503
Mary Todd!
367
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:25,724
[Groaning]
368
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,769
[Scenery thuds]
369
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,677
Juliet, save thouself!
370
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,614
I shan't leave you to die, Romeo.
371
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:38,785
I don't think I'd die. Probably
just pull a hammie, you know.
372
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,006
[Laughing]
373
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,895
Whoa!
374
00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:02,962
All: Oh!
375
00:19:05,613 --> 00:19:08,553
Oh, no, you don't.
376
00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,995
[Audience members scream]
377
00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:40,394
Bravo! Bravo!
378
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:43,275
[Cheering, applause]
379
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,753
Rudy! I loved it.
380
00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:50,062
In fact, I'm coming
back to see it tomorrow.
381
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,723
Don't change a thing. Ha ha!
382
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:57,454
- You got it, Vic.
- [Laughs]
383
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,375
Okay, so now all this makes sense...
384
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:04,653
Except for one thing. Eddie, why
are you dressed like a mattress?
385
00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:06,630
Oh, I've got to get going.
386
00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:09,893
I've got a job handing out
fliers for Ned's Beds. Later.
387
00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:11,192
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
388
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,833
See you, Eddie.
389
00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:19,015
Look, man. I owe you an apology.
390
00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:22,092
I shouldn't have used your
locker room secret against you.
391
00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:27,360
Well... what matters is that you were
there when I was about to be attacked.
392
00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,401
Thanks.
393
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,566
- What's this?
- It's a presidential decree.
394
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,269
Locker 138 will be yours
till the day you graduate.
395
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,604
[Gasps]
396
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,583
Dude, these next 10 years
are gonna be awesome! Woo!
397
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:44,884
Kickin' it with you!
398
00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:49,967
All right, come on out, Bobby.
399
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,309
Now, Bobby, I'm giving you a very big
break by letting you be in this play.
400
00:20:56,310 --> 00:21:00,810
And I'm not gonna let you down, pilgrim.
401
00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:05,453
Now, don't think of yourself
as a cowboy on a horse.
402
00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:08,329
Think of yourself as
a cowboy on a horse...
403
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,914
On a trampoline.
404
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:12,028
Now bounce, Bobby, bounce!
405
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,216
- Bobby: You got it, Rudy.
- [Horse whinnies]
406
00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:16,192
Jump, Sapphire. Jump!
407
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,472
[Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies]
408
00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:21,031
- Higher.
- [Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies]
409
00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,468
- Higher.
- [Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies]
410
00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:25,454
Higher!
411
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:28,035
[Loud crashing]
412
00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:31,691
Too high.
413
00:21:31,712 --> 00:21:34,661
Kim, could you get Bobby and
the horse out of the ceiling?
414
00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:37,349
I have a lunch.
415
00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:43,250
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