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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Kickin' it with you.
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Ah, here it is Mika.
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This is the place where I got
my black belt and beat down Jack.
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Oh, hey Jack.
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- Uh, we should probably go, Mika.
- No no no no.
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Why don't you show her
how you beat me down?
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Uh, see, I... the thing is I
don't... I don't really remember.
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Oh, I do. First, he
got me in an arm lock.
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Like this.
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[Screams]
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Then he gave you a front snap kick.
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Oh!
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- And then he flipped you.
- Wait, what? No!
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[Foreign accent] Wow, you're
very excellent fighter, Jerry.
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Hey, Bobby's on his way over here.
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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What is this Bobby?
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Oh, he's the rich guy who owns the dojo.
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Whenever he visits, he makes the
most insane over-the-top entrances.
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Okay, not one of his best.
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Bobby? What's the matter?
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I'm lonely!
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But why are you lonely? Do
you not have a girlfriend?
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Excuse me!
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I am...
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Bobby Wasabi.
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And no, I have no girlfriend.
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Wait, well, that's it.
That's what you need.
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I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend.
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- You will?
- Trust me, Bobby. I got your back.
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Because if there's one thing I know...
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It's how to deal with the
crushing blow of loneliness.
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It is Tuesday. Come to Falafel Phil's.
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It is singles' night.
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Oh... [chuckles]
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Falafel.
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Forget falafel! We are
gonna find you a lady.
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And how hard could it be? You're smart,
an ex-movie star and really really...
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Handsome.
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I was gonna say rich.
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Rich and handsome it is!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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This is your night.
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And I'm your wing man. And I will never
leave your side until we find you a woman.
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I, uh, noticed you when you came in.
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You wanna get out of
here and grab some fro-yo?
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Good night and good luck.
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Jerry, I don't know how to do this.
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Oh, come on. You just gotta be smooth.
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Uh... yo, check it.
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What it do, girl?
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You see that?
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- Ah.
- All right, your turn.
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Yo, try that girl in the purple dress.
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Go!
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Yo, check it.
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[Coughs]
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What it do, girl?
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Um, what does what do?
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Quick question...
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What exactly is "it" and
what is it that "it" do?
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Guys, great news!
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This woman Leona came into the dojo
and she's a huge martial arts fan.
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She insisted on meeting
you right away, Bobby.
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Really?!
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You're gonna love her. She
even has her own ninjas.
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Oh!
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[Doors open]
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[Grunts]
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[Rock music playing]
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Hello, Bobby. I'm Leona.
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What it do, Leona?
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You're what it do, Bobby.
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You hear that?!
Apparently I am what it do.
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Ha!
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You lock the wrist...
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- [People screaming]
- [Wings fluttering]
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What is that noise?
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[Birds squawking]
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It's a giant flock of doves
lowering Bobby into the courtyard.
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That sounds about right.
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Lower, my doves!
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Lower.
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[Screaming continues]
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There like a thousand doves up there.
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Oh, actually, it's 1500.
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I haven't been a thousand
doves since high school.
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I take it the date went well.
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Oh... you might say that.
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In two days, I am...
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Getting married! [Laughs]
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- All: What?!
- No way.
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Bobby, this is crazy. You can't
just jump into something like this.
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Absolutely not.
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There are a lot of decisions to
make... the music, the invitations.
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The flowers, the food.
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Where to sit that crazy
aunt that smells like ham.
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Excuse me, I do not have an
aunt that smells like ham.
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Yeah, you do.
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Well, Milton, Mika...
you will plan my wedding.
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And I can sing. Hey,
I've done a lot of...
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Bah bah bah bah bah bah.
Not gonna happen, Eddie.
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- We're hiring a professional.
- Come on, Milton. Who do you really...
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Don't make me "bah bah bah" you again.
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Bobby, you can't just marry the first
woman who gives you any attention.
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I mean, I haven't even met her.
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Oh well, that's a shame because I was
going to ask if you'd be my best man.
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I accept!
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- We're getting married!
- Yay! [Laughing]
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Come on, people! Let's move it!
The wedding is in three hours.
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You... sweep under those tables.
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You... fix those napkins.
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And you... I told you I
didn't want you in here.
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You have one of those... "Stay
in the kitchen" kind of faces.
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Now let's go!
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What happened to the shrimp
puffs? I put whole tray out here.
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Wait, do you mean the bay shrimp
wrapped in a phyllo dough crust,
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tied together with
baby asparagus spears?
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- Yes.
- Haven't seen 'em.
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[Growls]
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"Bobby, I may be the best
man, but you're the best"...
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"Man". [Chuckles]
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Wait for applause, wink
at a cute bridesmaid.
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Oh... beautiful lady legs.
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I wonder if they're attached to a...
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Oh, they are!
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Hello, beautiful lady.
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You got a little shrimp puff right here.
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Oh! Thanks for un-puffing me.
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My pleasure.
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You know, I gotta tell you...
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You have got the most amazing eyes.
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Thank you.
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I think they are spectacular.
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They are?
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You know, I have my mom's eyes.
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Not like in a box or a drawer or
anything. They're just the same color.
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Anywho...
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I think that your
eyes are also rather...
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[Whispers] Spectacular.
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Aw, man, where'd she go?
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Beautiful lady!
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Eddie, we have hired
a professional singer.
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Give rest to it already.
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But when I sing in the shower, my
mom says I have the voice of an Angel.
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Well, when I plan a wedding
in a shower, you can sing.
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Excuse me, Mika. What are you doing?
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Oh, making sure the table is strong
enough for the goat to dance on.
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No no no. There are no goats
dancing in American weddings, hon.
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[Both speaking in Hachmaki]
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You speak Hachmaki?
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Not a word.
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I have got to find that
woman. She is the one!
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There is nothing on this green earth
that will keep me from making her mine.
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Oh, Rudy. There you are. I
want you to meet my bride-to-be.
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The love of my life...
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Leona.
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No-ooo!
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No-ooo!
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[Screaming continues]
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Www-way!
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I am so happy for you.
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Till death? Wow!
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That's forever! And ever! And ever.
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And ever...
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Kickin' it with you!
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Let's put these chairs over here.
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Hey, look at all this cool
stuff from Bobby's movies.
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Hey, what movie did Bobby
wear a wedding dress in?
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Those aren't his. They must be Leona's.
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Whoa! Dude, check this out!
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This is the glove Bobby wore in
his movie "A Fistful of Glove".
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What?!
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When he put this on, his
whole hand became weaponized.
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This button shot out numbing darts.
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I know this is just a prop, but wouldn't
it be awesome if this thing really worked?
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[Mumbling] I think it does work, Jack.
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What are you talking about?
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I can't feel my legs.
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- [Screams]
- Dude, hey!
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- Dude, are you okay?
- Oh yeah. I'm good.
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[Screams]
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Jerry!
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Once Bobby Wasabi and I are married,
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I'll eliminate him and
all his money will be mine.
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[Mumbles] Not so fast!
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Come on.
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You want to help?
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Don't move or I'll let you have...
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Ow!
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My bad.
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I just got stuck with something!
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It's a numbing dart.
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Yeah. Yeah, I got hit too.
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We heard about your evil plan.
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[Mumbling] Forget
about that for a second.
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How long will my mouth be like this?!
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I'm getting married today!
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Oh no. I'm hoping it's not too long.
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Just about an hour or so.
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Get them!
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I said get them!
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Hey, Jerry!
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You're not marrying Bobby
because you love him.
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You're marrying him to get to his money.
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[Normal voice] Which I love.
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Some girls scrapbook.
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Others marry then eliminate
martial-arts millionaires.
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Don't get me wrong, I scrapbook too.
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Once Bobby puts this ring on,
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the black-widow venom will
soak into his skin and tonight,
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he will go to the big dojo in the sky.
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[Normal voice] Oh wait...
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You're the black-belt widow.
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I've seen you on that show,
"America's Worst People".
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What makes you think Bobby
would wear such a tacky piece...
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Can I see that for a second?
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Oh, he's a goner.
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Wait a minute.
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Why would you tell us all
the details of your evil plan?
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Because it doesn't matter.
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Once I take care of Bobby...
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My ninjas will take care of you.
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[Evil laughter]
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[Snorting]
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- Was that your evil laugh?
- [Sighs]
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I know. It's not good, is it?
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00:12:22,824 --> 00:12:25,418
Well, no. A good evil laugh
starts from your diaphragm.
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Try this. [Inhales deeply]
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[Loud evil laughter]
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[Imitates laugh]
256
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,287
Ah! That's better.
257
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- Thank you.
- You see?
258
00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:36,833
- Jerry!
- What?
259
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:42,400
Just trying to help her.
It's the woman's wedding day.
260
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:47,119
I'm telling you, little shrimp puff,
there was a spark between me and her.
261
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,773
It was undeniable.
262
00:12:49,774 --> 00:12:52,416
But now I've lost everything.
263
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,717
You're all I have left.
264
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:03,956
[Crying] Oh no! Now I'm all alone!
265
00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:10,415
Are you still crying to the shrimp
puffs about the woman you lost?
266
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,276
Yes.
267
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,092
If you're so brokenhearted
about this woman,
268
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,901
why don't you just find her
and tell her how you feel?
269
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:22,977
[British accent] Because my fair
maiden is betrothed to another.
270
00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:25,312
She can pick whoever she wants.
271
00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:28,555
But you'll never forgive yourself if
you don't tell her what's in your heart.
272
00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:30,289
You know what, Eddie?
273
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,282
You're right. I'm gonna do it.
274
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:34,567
I'm gonna find her and
tell her how I feel.
275
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Go on.
276
00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:37,959
Where in the heck is the wedding singer?
277
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,932
I fired him and hired Eddie.
278
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:44,533
- What?!
- He broke me down.
279
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,885
[Sighs]
280
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:53,096
Well, there goes my
wedding planning career.
281
00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:56,579
Might as well smash the ice sculptures,
throw the plates against the wall!
282
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:59,886
And let a pack of wild hyenas
chase the crowd into the pool.
283
00:13:59,887 --> 00:14:03,067
Now, that's a wedding.
284
00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:09,741
[Whispering] Yo, Jack.
285
00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:13,317
Jack, I'm tied up, so
you have to go warn Bobby.
286
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:17,098
I'm tied to you, you lug nut.
287
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,625
I've got it! We'll do what
Bobby did when he was tied
288
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,593
to Tommy Tsunami in his
movie "Samurai Fist Party".
289
00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:26,499
Oh... I didn't see that movie.
290
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,080
Just stand up.
291
00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:45,787
Look what I did! Hey, next time
try and help out a little, Jack.
292
00:14:45,788 --> 00:14:48,068
Come here!
293
00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:51,486
Yo, we took out that guy, but
Leona's ninjas are everywhere.
294
00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:55,267
How are we gonna get to Bobby?
295
00:14:57,299 --> 00:15:00,539
There might be one way.
296
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,665
Would you be willing to wear this dress?
297
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,366
I don't know.
298
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:09,927
Think I've got the goods to pull it off?
299
00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:12,599
Kickin' it with you!
300
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,800
Here you go, dear. Enjoy the wedding.
301
00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:23,149
That was Bobby's hammy aunt.
302
00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:27,422
Gah! This wedding is a disaster.
303
00:15:27,423 --> 00:15:29,045
Jack and Jerry are missing,
304
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:33,177
the toilet's clogged up with a shoe
and Eddie's about to start singing.
305
00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:37,708
On the bright side, that should
clear out the place pretty quick.
306
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,529
[Saxophone playing]
307
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,781
[Jazz music playing]
308
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:50,082
Before Bobby met Leona.
309
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,424
Before Bobby met Leona.
310
00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:57,225
There was pit deep
inside his Wasabi soul.
311
00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,014
That he kept trying to fill...
312
00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:01,426
With ninjas and costly toys.
313
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,147
With ninjas and costly toys.
314
00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,440
But then Leona came along.
315
00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:09,774
But then Leona came along.
316
00:16:09,775 --> 00:16:13,915
Oh, hold on, I'm getting a note.
317
00:16:14,468 --> 00:16:18,199
If you're driving
a gray station wagon.
318
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,320
Your lights are on.
319
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,860
[Cheers and applause]
320
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:29,435
Milton.
321
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:32,077
When my mother gets here, don't
let her near the cheese platter.
322
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:35,454
She has a gastro situation
and I do not want to hear...
323
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:38,397
"You may now kiss the"...
[Mimics foghorn]
324
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,523
[Door opens]
325
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:42,695
["Here comes the bride" playing]
326
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:45,818
Milton: Oh no, she's early.
Bride walking, bride walking!
327
00:16:45,819 --> 00:16:48,433
The minister isn't even here yet.
328
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,650
Oh... look at her.
329
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:53,591
Every bit the lady.
330
00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,370
- Uh...
- [Music stops]
331
00:17:00,371 --> 00:17:06,204
We are gathered here today to
join Bobby and Leona in marriage.
332
00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:10,069
If anyone sees any reason why
these two should not be wed.
333
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,357
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
334
00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,604
Objection, your honor!
335
00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,317
[Guests gasp]
336
00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:20,918
I am in love with the woman that
Bobby Wasabi is about to marry!
337
00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:23,175
Rudy! What is the meaning of this?
338
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,996
I'm sorry, Bobby.
339
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:31,835
Leona, from the moment that I met you
my heart has been beating like a bongo.
340
00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:36,338
I wanna spend the rest
of my life with you.
341
00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:39,241
Hairy knuckles and all.
342
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,342
Leona...
343
00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:44,319
Will you marry me?
344
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:46,829
Okay. Now that we know
where everyone stands,
345
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,258
I will resume my duties as
best man. [Nervous chuckle]
346
00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,479
Carry on.
347
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:57,722
Leona, my love, I declare today,
in front of all these people...
348
00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,285
My eternal love.
349
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:04,926
We shall forever be one, as
I seal my vow with a kiss.
350
00:18:07,826 --> 00:18:10,106
[Screaming]
351
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,178
She's all yours, Rudy.
352
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,121
No way, Wasabi.
353
00:18:15,122 --> 00:18:17,190
Bobby, Leona's the black-belt widow.
354
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:20,201
She wants to marry you so she can get
rid of you and steal all your money.
355
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:22,241
- What?
- [Door opens]
356
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:23,953
Bobby, it's not true!
357
00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:25,478
[All gasp]
358
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,089
Don't listen to them.
359
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,960
Bobby: Leona. What is
Jerry talking about?
360
00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:33,124
Bobby, I love you with all my heart.
361
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:37,325
- Now quick, put this ring on.
- Oh.
362
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,503
[Onlookers groan]
363
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:46,530
What did you do, you fool?!
364
00:18:46,531 --> 00:18:48,764
It's called saving my friend's life.
365
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:52,605
Jack! You have ruined everything!
366
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,370
Get him!
367
00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:03,427
Eddie! Sing something.
Maybe people won't notice.
368
00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:05,511
- Hit it!
- [Pop music playing]
369
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,705
Everybody was ninja
ninja ninja ninja fighting.
370
00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,801
This getting so exciting...
371
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,198
Milton, the cake!
372
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,419
[Grunting]
373
00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:20,824
Take this one, Rudy!
374
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,579
- This one, Rudy!
- Really?
375
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,181
- Another one for you, Rudy!
- Seriously?
376
00:19:25,182 --> 00:19:30,582
- You tried to take my bride.
- That's a good point.
377
00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:39,190
To start her evil plan was
to off a rich kung-fu man...
378
00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:41,292
[Grunting]
379
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,194
[Speaks in Hachmaki]
380
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:46,795
Hey, Jack be ninja! 3:00.
381
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:48,966
How much did that move rock?
382
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,652
Everybody was ninja
ninja ninja ninja fighting...
383
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:53,069
[Glass shatters]
384
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,109
Ooh, that sounded expensive.
385
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,910
Oh!
386
00:19:58,152 --> 00:20:00,101
I don't think so, honey.
387
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:02,262
[Yelling]
388
00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,062
[Music stops]
389
00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,343
Thank you!
390
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:15,512
Bobby: Oh, Leona. The
dreams I had for us...
391
00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:19,682
The places we were going to go.
The things we were going to do.
392
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:23,653
Why? Why would you do this to me?
393
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:27,674
Because I'm a very very bad girl.
394
00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:30,304
Oh, Leona... marry me!
395
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:33,979
- Jack: No you don't. Hey hey.
- Jerry: Walk it off, big guy.
396
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:37,460
Boys, can I have a minute?
397
00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:43,368
Just so I know it wasn't all in
my head, that moment we shared...
398
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:47,206
It was real, wasn't it?
399
00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:48,923
I'm sorry, have we met?
400
00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:51,060
Get her out of here, boys!
401
00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:54,201
Kickin' it with you!
402
00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,976
Well, I am embarrassed.
403
00:20:56,977 --> 00:20:58,450
I was so afraid of being alone,
404
00:20:58,451 --> 00:21:03,487
I was ready to marry the first
homicidal maniac that looked my way.
405
00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:08,708
I knew she was trouble
from the moment I saw her.
406
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:12,291
Bobby, you don't ever have
to worry about being alone.
407
00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:15,494
Man, you'll always have us.
408
00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,384
You're right.
409
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:20,515
I may have lost a wife today, but...
410
00:21:20,516 --> 00:21:23,276
I have a family.
411
00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:27,094
And that is reason to celebrate.
412
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,457
Eddie, hit it!
413
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,882
[Pop music playing]
414
00:21:29,883 --> 00:21:34,187
Everybody was ninja
ninja ninja ninja fighting.
415
00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:37,914
This is getting so exciting...
416
00:21:37,915 --> 00:21:43,815
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