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Kiai! Kiai.
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Kiai!
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Wow Jack, how do you do that?
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It comes from inside me, it's my Kiai.
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The boy's in my family get their
Kiai's removed, it's tradition.
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A Kiai is the sound you make when you
release the power of your inner self.
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Come on, guys! Free your inner beast.
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Kiai!
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Kiai!
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Koo...
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[Laughing]
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Your inner beast
sounds like a sick dove.
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Gah!
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Oh, are you and Rudy ready for the big
Sensei-Student tournament this week?
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Totally, and since I'll be competing
with Rudy, I've been training my butt off.
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Dude, our timing during the routine has to
be perfect. You know how competitive he is.
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Jack, I hope you're prepared for our trip
to San Francisco, because I know I am.
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I found my rubber vomit, and
my deluxe whoopee cushion.
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What makes it deluxe?
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[Fart sound]
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- Oh!
- Ugh!
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The smell.
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Rudy you're not taking this competition
seriously, don't you wanna win?
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Come on, let's just go and
have fun, make some memories.
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Road trip!
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Alright see you later guys. I got a
little pre-anniversary gift for Julie.
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I made a chocolate rose by hand.
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What happened to my rose?
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Oh dude, it looks like
someone ate the head off it.
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My rose! My sweet rose!
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[Panting]
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Ah! Ha!
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Yah!
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Oh!
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You just met my inner beast.
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Oh, dude Eddie ate
some of your rose too.
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[Grunts]
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- [Yelling]
- Ah!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
-
Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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- Woo hoo look at this!
- Yeah.
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- Pretty sweet, huh Jack?
- Mm hmm.
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Uh...
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I think you left a bag out in the hall.
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Nice room.
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Okay, we'll unpack,
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have a great night's sleep then hit
the ground running in the morning.
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- I just need one drawer, you can have...
- Don't need it.
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What are you doing?
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These hotel movie prices are outrageous!
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That's why I always bring
my own satellite dish.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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I do it all the time.
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[Crashing] [Electrical pop]
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[Glass shattering] [Car alarm]
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Milton, do you like my
special anniversary card?
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Yeah it's really sweet.
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And big.
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As big as my love for you.
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I'll treasure it always.
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- Hey guys what's up?
- We just came from Spanish.
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Jerry's bummed because
he failed another test.
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Which is kind of weird,
because I speak it fluently.
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[Speaking Spanish]
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What does that mean?
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Well how am I supposed to know, I
just told you I'm failing Spanish.
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Forget Spanish, I've got girl problems.
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- Girls don't even talk to you.
- That's the problem.
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You know what your problem
is? You lack confidence.
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When you ask a girl out, make her feel
that if she doesn't go out with you...
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It's her loss.
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And you, you speak the language,
don't look at it as taking a test...
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Look at it as if you're having a
conversation with a piece of paper.
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Hey that might actually work.
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Milton, where's all this
great advice coming from?
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I don't know.
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But yesterday when I did that Kiai,
I think I woke up my inner voice.
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Now I see everything so clearly.
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Kiai! Oh.
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Ah!
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I think I tore my Kiai.
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[Slurping loudly]
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[ Kung Fu movie on TV ]
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Oh.
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[Wind chimes clanging]
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Rudy! What the heck are you doing?
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Oh, having trouble sleeping huh? Me too.
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- See what's on TV?
- I don't care what's on TV...
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Whoa! It's Bobby Wasabi in
"The Big Book Beat-Down".
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Yeah, I love this part,
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this is where he takes out the
evil librarians with an almanac.
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Both: "No, you're overdue sister".
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Here we go Bobby and
his partner are about to
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pull off the greatest
karate move of all time.
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Both: The Wasabi Whip.
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Here it comes, they run at each
other, they lock Nun chucks...
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Whoa, dude they're airborne!
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You know if we did that
move in competition...
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- We would...
- Be dead.
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That move is practically impossible.
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Bobby trained for over ten years, and
was still only able to do it one time.
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Look it's almost time to get up,
we should probably get to bed.
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What's that?
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Well sometimes I have a hard
time falling asleep in hotels...
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This little machine makes a bunch
of different soothing sounds.
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"The calming beaches
of Mexico", my favorite.
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[Sounds of waves]
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[ La Cucaracha plays ]
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Kickin' it with you.
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Dude I took your advice, and look
what I got on my Spanish test.
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She gave me two stacked up "D"'s.
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Jerry, that's not two
stacked up "D"s, that's a "B".
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Whoa!
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A "B"?
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Tonight, it's just the two us.
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Double feature, and that
means back to back Eddie.
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[Clicks tongue]
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Ah!
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Ever since I took your advice, I
can't keep the girls at school away.
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Dude, everybody's talking
about how you changed us.
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- Check it out!
- Yeah.
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They all want your advice.
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That's the power of my inner voice.
I really have unleashed my beast.
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There you are,
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I wanted to talk to you about our
anniversary dinner tomorrow night.
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I would love to talk with you Julie.
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But you're going to have to
go to the back of the line.
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What?
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Hello I'm Milton, how can I fix you?
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Gah!
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Trent Darby, checking
in to the penthouse.
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[Bell rings]
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- Trent Darby?
- I don't believe it.
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Little Rudy Gillespie.
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You got a job here! Good for you!
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Be careful with our bags.
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Oh! No, no I don't work here.
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So what are doing in town?
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We were on our way to the
Grandmaster Championship's in Japan,
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and we thought we'd drop
in and grab a quick trophy,
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at the Sensei-Student tournament.
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This is Donnie my best student
he's a master of the ** discipline.
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Uh well, this is my best student Jack...
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And he is also a master
of the maraheshee...
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Mooshu... mooshe... hesu...
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He does that too!
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Hyah!
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Oh! You two are here to compete?
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Ha ha ha!
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You never learn do you Rudy?
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This is gonna be great. Ha ha ha!
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That guy seems like a jerk, it's going to
be great to compete against him right Rudy?
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Oh, were not going to
be competing against him.
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- Why?
- Because we're checking out!
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Check out! Check out! Check out!
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Just because you ran into
some jerk from your past,
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you're gonna quit the tournament march down
to the lobby and walk out the front door.
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Of course not, you're gonna zip me in
your suitcase and throw me out the window.
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You've always said you don't run away
from a challenge, you face it head on.
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You shouldn't listen to me, I just
asked you to throw me out the window.
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What is it about this guy?
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Trent Darby stole my life.
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Look, my girlfriend Lenore
is sitting over there.
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So I'm going to show off
for her, and destroy you!
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My fists are going to be flying
so fast you'll never even...
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Oh!
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Why am I on the ground?
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My girlfriend Lenore and I, are kind of
going through a little bit of a thing.
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So I'm going to be taking
my anger out on your face!
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- Ya!
- Oh!
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I'm on the ground again aren't I?
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My girlfriend is clearly
now your girlfriend.
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So I was really hoping that you
could take it easy on me because...
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My self-esteem is at an all time low...
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Thanks for listening.
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After beating me, his life took off.
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You know he got all the
confidence, the string of dojos.
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And the Lenore.
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And I wound up...
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Where I am.
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There's nothing wrong
with where you are.
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You're a great Sensei, and you
mean everything to your students.
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You know what, we're going to stay
right here and do the best we can.
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Together.
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You know what Jack?
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You're right.
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Thank you that is exactly the
kind of pep talk that I needed.
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[Farting sound]
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You really need to get rid
of that whoopee cushion.
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Yes, because that was
definitely the whoopee cushion.
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Kickin' it with you.
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Where have you been?
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Only selling out my first seminar.
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It's going to be right here
tomorrow night in the dojo.
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It's called "holla,
at your inner winner".
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What? Tomorrows our anniversary.
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You gotta understand. Milton doesn't
just belong to you guys anymore.
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Milton belongs to the world.
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Now that my inner beast is released,
I've become a strong independent warrior!
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[Phone beeps]
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Mommy, could you pick me
up? My bike has a flat.
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Well then what do I pay you for?
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[Grunting]
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Come on Jack! We've been
over, and over, and over, this!
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- Where are your toes?
- On my feet?
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No, see your toes are
pointed toward Canada,
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and my toes are pointed towards Memphis.
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Well how about we compromise and
have our toes and meet in, Cleveland?
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[Laughing]
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What are you laughing at?
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I know we're hideous, get out!
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I know you're stressed
about beating Trent but,
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dude what happened to
the guy who wanted to
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come and have some fun
and make some memories?
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That guy's dead, and
your toes killed him.
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You convinced me, that we could compete.
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- I'm doing the best I can.
- Well your best isn't good enough!
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You're an embarrassment.
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I'm the embarrassment?
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- I'm outta here.
- Fine!
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Fine! Walk away!
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Hey, there's the guy...
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Come here.
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Listen uh, do you know how to
use Nun chucks, and break a board?
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And would you mind if I get a
quick little peek at your toes?
248
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[Drum roll, fanfare]
249
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[Audience cheers]
250
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:41,054
Kiai!
251
00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:47,093
Can I get a holla?
252
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,074
Holla!
253
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,008
Yeah!
254
00:13:52,552 --> 00:13:55,852
Why is a mouse a mouse?
255
00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:58,480
Because he squeaks.
256
00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:01,638
Why is a lion a lion?
257
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,399
Because he roars!
258
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:07,282
Which is lion for "holla"!
259
00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:08,814
Holla!
260
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,408
Yes! I can bring it out of you.
261
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,625
- I can! Do you trust me?
- Mm hmm.
262
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:17,922
Do you? Well I trust
you! Front row catch me.
263
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,903
[Thud]
264
00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:22,752
I'm okay.
265
00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:24,733
Holla!
266
00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,334
[Grunting]
267
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,182
[Yells]
268
00:14:42,659 --> 00:14:45,119
Hello Lenore.
269
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:49,610
I see you've really let yourself go.
270
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:55,917
Nice! We got the high score.
271
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,909
Nice?
272
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:03,053
You cost us the perfect score! You didn't
have full extension on your side kicks.
273
00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:06,466
We came here to show these
losers what perfection looks like.
274
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,707
You're an embarrassment.
275
00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:16,032
None should talk to you like that.
276
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:19,044
No one should talk to anyone like that.
277
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:22,015
Thanks but, I don't really
care what he says, I mean...
278
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:25,796
He's my Sensei, not my friend.
279
00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:31,594
Jack! I'm so glad you're here.
280
00:15:31,595 --> 00:15:35,566
I'm not a quitter, if I
start something I finish it.
281
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,581
Look, I said something that
I never should have said.
282
00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:41,841
You're not the embarrassment.
283
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,731
I'm the embarrassment.
284
00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:45,580
Rudy...
285
00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:50,283
Even though you sometimes
turn into a flaming nutcase...
286
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,536
I know you're always
going to be there for me.
287
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,903
And I'm always going
to be there for you.
288
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,609
Thanks Jack.
289
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:59,667
Uh, you know if we get a perfect
score we could still win this.
290
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,352
We just have to do something
they've never seen before.
291
00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:04,020
Are you thinking, what I'm thinking?
292
00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:06,060
The Wasabi Whip.
293
00:16:06,061 --> 00:16:07,185
Oh.
294
00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:11,238
I was thinking man tassels,
but the Wasabi Whip is good!
295
00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,029
Do you really think we can do it?
296
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,871
Rudy we've seen that
movie a hundred times,
297
00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:18,799
when you and I work together
nothing's impossible.
298
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,580
What the heck is a man tassel?
299
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,917
Holla! Holla! Holla!
300
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:27,982
All right!
301
00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:31,792
Let's take a question
from a winner in waiting!
302
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,306
Uh...
303
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,632
You, you in the back. I
can't see you but go ahead.
304
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:37,951
I have a boyfriend,
305
00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:42,133
and because of his new success he no
longer has time for me in his life.
306
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,584
Or his friends.
307
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:48,054
Yeah, he's turned into
a real snot-donkey!
308
00:16:48,055 --> 00:16:50,441
Sometimes you've got
to be a hotel operator
309
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:53,233
and give snot-donkey's in
your life a wake-up call.
310
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:56,627
- Can I get a holla?
- Holla!
311
00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:59,363
You've got to remind this guy
of what's important to him.
312
00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:02,289
In fact give this jerk a call right now.
313
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:07,915
Do it now, do it now, do it
now, do it now, do it now!
314
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:10,496
[Phone ringing]
315
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,470
Hello?
316
00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:17,726
I miss you jerk.
317
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:21,451
- Julie?
- You're not a nice person anymore.
318
00:17:21,452 --> 00:17:23,558
I want the old Milton back.
319
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,617
- We all do.
- Yeah.
320
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,310
What have I done?
321
00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:33,408
They're talking about
me ladies and gentlemen.
322
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:37,171
You see this ponytail? Like me...
323
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,755
It's a fake.
324
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,479
[Crowd gasps]
325
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,279
Guys I'm sorry.
326
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,230
I got so wrapped up in thinking
I could fix everybody else's life,
327
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,516
that I forgot what
was important to me...
328
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,287
My friends.
329
00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:52,026
Here's the difference between
these people and you...
330
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:55,747
You guys, I know I can trust.
331
00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:58,008
[Thud]
332
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,560
- Hey you wanna go catch a movie?
- Sounds good.
333
00:18:07,115 --> 00:18:11,320
- I had that coming didn't I?
- Little bit.
334
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:12,566
If you're still willing,
335
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:16,810
I'd like to take you to a romantic
anniversary dinner at Cheesy Chads.
336
00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:21,377
Order anything you want,
I just made $19,000.
337
00:18:21,378 --> 00:18:23,358
Holla!
338
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:30,456
Trent and Donnie are still in the lead as
we give it up for our final competitors...
339
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,857
Team Wasabi!
340
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,893
[Grunts]
341
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,409
[Yells]
342
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,704
[Grunts]
343
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,387
[Yells]
344
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:06,811
[Rock music]
345
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,612
Go!
346
00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:21,301
Woo! Yeah!
347
00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,966
Oh!
348
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:26,750
- I'm losing my grip!
- Don't worry I've got you.
349
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,694
- No I don't!
- Whoa!
350
00:19:28,695 --> 00:19:30,495
Ah!
351
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,590
Whoa!
352
00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:36,311
Ow!
353
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,793
He broke my nose Lenore!
354
00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,485
Ah! My beautiful, beautiful nose!
355
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:44,286
Ah!
356
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,892
Rudy, you okay buddy?
357
00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:49,113
[Laughing]
358
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:53,313
I guess it didn't work
out too well did it?
359
00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:55,432
No, not even a little bit.
360
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:59,165
Dude, I don't care that
Trent beat us, we had fun!
361
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,914
This whole trip was all about making
memories and we just made a great one.
362
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,386
- Give me some.
- Mm.
363
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:06,973
Oh!
364
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,894
Yeah!
365
00:20:08,994 --> 00:20:12,440
Ladies and gentlemen team
Wasabi just recorded the
366
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,318
lowest score in the
history of this tournament.
367
00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:16,973
- Yeah!
- Yeah, we did!
368
00:20:16,974 --> 00:20:19,222
You hear that people, what
do you think of that, come on?
369
00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:24,614
You people just witnesses some history,
lowest score ever! Team Wasabi, give it up!
370
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,244
- Yeah!
- Wasabi!
371
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:28,825
Wasabi! Wasabi!
372
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,580
Wasabi! Wasabi!
373
00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:32,895
Wasabi!
374
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,977
Kickin' it with you.
375
00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,646
Our bill is $4,000?
376
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:39,745
What?
377
00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,785
I told you not to order
another juice with breakfast!
378
00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:46,026
- Yeah.
- Give me that!
379
00:20:49,053 --> 00:20:52,130
Mm, room service $1,500.
380
00:20:52,131 --> 00:20:54,884
- Oh!
- $1,100 for a new TV.
381
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:59,960
$1,400 for volleyball net remove...
no, this seems about right.
382
00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,832
What are we going to do?
383
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,795
- Oh, hey guys.
- Milton?
384
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,852
Dude what are you doing here?
385
00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:09,112
I've been to an away
tournament with Rudy before.
386
00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,343
I know how expensive things can get.
387
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,032
Let me see.
388
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:16,070
Oh, this is a cheap one.
389
00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:18,891
Now, let's see...
390
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:24,341
You know what? Just keep the change.
391
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,938
Alright boys lets go home,
I have a helicopter waiting.
392
00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,919
Holla!
393
00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:33,678
Hey! Come on!
394
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:35,241
Kickin' it with you.
395
00:21:35,242 --> 00:21:41,142
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