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Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?
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It's not the hummus.
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It's coming from him.
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That's my new cogngne.
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It's called "Impurity."
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- Aah, hey!
- Whoa, dude!
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Check it out. Swathmore academy students.
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Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth--
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Perfectly disgusting.
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They must have finally realized
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Phil makes the best falafel in town.
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Put it in a doggie bag, you.
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It's for our dogs.
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Can you imagine?
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He thought we were going to eat this.
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What's next-- should we go bathe
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In the mall fountain?
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Oh, uh, not-- not from 3:00 to 4:00.
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That's Jerry time.
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Hello, Jerry.
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I wish I could stay,
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But my poor pug is starving.
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Woof.
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"My poor pug is starving."
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"Woof."
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Who talks like that?
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Unfortunately, no one I know.
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They think they're so much better than us
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just because they go to a private school.
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Well, we are eating their dog food.
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And they're a week away from showing us up again
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during seaford on parade.
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You know, I thought our float last year was a winner.
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It was ernie the janitor sitting in a shopping cart
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with a tube sock on his head.
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Winner.
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I don't know why they always win the float competition.
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I mean, what was so impressive
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about their giant space shuttle last year?
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It flew.
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me
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And we could have a ball,run up the wall
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That's just how we do
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you
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Here we go,let's start the party
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Chop it up like it's karate
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Everybody
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me
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And we could have a ball,run up the wall
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That's just how we do
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Guess what guys.
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I was selected to be the head of the float committee
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because I am the only person
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who even has a chance of pulling it off.
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no one else wanted the job, did they?
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No, they did not.
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It's already seaford on parade?
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I hate this time of year.
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What's wrong with seaford on parade?
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this is the week where the whole town is reminded
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of the horrible thing I let happen.
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The year was 1996.
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- Oh, no.
- Yep. Here we go.
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I was proudly pushing the seaford float down the street.
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My theme-- the mighty lentil,
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In honor of seaford's number one crop.
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I love a good lentil story.
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Out of nowhere, ten-- nay!
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100 rich kids from swathmore academy
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attacked me, led by Teddy Kavanagh.
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Oh, I fought back.
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But when the dust settled,
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the seaford high flag was gone
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and my lentil had been...
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violated.
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Our flag has been held captive
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by swathmore ever since.
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Rudy, that happened a long time ago.
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You're an adult now. Just go over there and get it back.
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Yeah.
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Maybe you're right.
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I am gonna March right over to swathmore academy
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And get back what teddy kavanagh took from me.
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Do you have any more good lentil stories?
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Hundreds. Here are my top five.
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Ladies, ladies. Me, me. Thank you.
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One of you lucky lasses
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will be crowned the pearl of seaford.
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During the parade, you will ride in regal splendor
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in this big plastic clam.
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Ha ha!
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That's right.
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This will be some special lady's throne, hmm?
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This thing is soaking wet.
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Gross!
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Cat pee!
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Eww!
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Sweaty girl in her pajamas
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just bumped into me.
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Sorry, I was distracted by the giant toilet seat.
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That is the clam for the pearl of seaford pageant.
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Whatever.
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Too bad they don't have something
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for you plain seaford high girls.
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Excuse me?
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You're not beauty pageant material.
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You're what we call...
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Not beauty pageant material.
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Really? Well.
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Maybe it's time for one of us plain seaford high girls
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to be the pearl.
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Never happening, hon.
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No seaford high girl will ever know the pleasures
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of sitting in that clam.
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- We'll see about that.
- Oh, yes, we will.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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No. Oh! Oh, my!
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no, I don't believe it!
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That seaford high girl
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is getting all up in our clamshell!
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Yes, I could get used to this.
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I feel like a real princess.
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Why is this wet?
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Oh-- oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, my g--
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Ohh!
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Mighty polo mallets, what happened?!
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There was all these kids,
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And they were just--
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Earthquake.
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Wait a minute.
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Teddy Kavanagh?
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You're the headmaster of swathmore?
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Oh, I remember you.
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You were the little lentil boy.
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What was-- Rudy tootie fresh and fruity.
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I just go by Rudy now.
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Oh, I've heard you've done well.
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Teaching jazzercise in a strip mall, isn't it?
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Actually, I teach karate.
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I'm a third-degree black belt
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and there's a flavor named after me at the fro-yo den.
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What's it called?
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Rudy tootie fresh and fruity.
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Mm...
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Look, 16 years ago, you had your fun
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and you took the seaford high flag.
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And-- and I'm here because I want it back.
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I'm daffy for taffy.
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Rudy...
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You're never getting that flag.
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When I took it, seaford high
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officially became the home of the losers.
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Fine.
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I'll leave.
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But there is something you should know.
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I'm the one who pulled down your curtains,
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spilled your ink, and broke your swingy ball thingy.
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Ha ha!
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Uh, do you validate parking?
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.
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Turn around.
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Oh, sweetie, wronger.
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What were you thinking when you put on that abomination?
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My aunt loaned me this dress.
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Let me say this as delicately as I can...
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Your aunt does not love you.
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You know, the pageant's a pretty big deal this year.
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The winner gets a crown and gets to go to England
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to represent seaford for a month.
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I don't care about crowns or England.
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I just want to wipe that smug smirk off of Claire's face.
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Farm girl--
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You want to win, this is what you do.
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Get yourself over to gown depot.
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Talk to Georgio, tell him I sent you,
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and that you need...
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The disaster package.
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Make it work, Kimberly.
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I don't need you or Georgio's help.
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Give me that.
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Jack, this float thing is killing me.
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I don't have a theme.
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I'm blocked. I'm freaking out, man!
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- I'm freaking out! - Eddie.
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Eddie, man, just calm down.
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We'll help you come up with an idea. Right, guys?
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Yeah, let's just do a little free association.
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You know, spitball.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that may work.
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Uh, why don't you guys just say the first word
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that pops into your head when I say...
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Seaford.
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- Seaford!
- No, no.
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It can't be seaford.
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- Any word but--
- but.
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No, no.
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Dude, just say what pops into your--
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Pops! Keep 'em coming, man. I'm in the zone.
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Forget it.
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Believe that?
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Try and help a guy.
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Kavanagh wouldn't even validate my parking...
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- Rudy!
- Hey.
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How'd it go over at swathmore?
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Actually, it's a-- it's a funny story.
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I, uh-- I went down there and--
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This is totally going to make you laugh.
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Um... The kid who took the flag
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is now the headmaster.
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It's funny, huh?
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It's funny!
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So you asked for the flag back and he said no?
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Yeah. Not only that--
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But he said when he took the flag
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Seaford high officially became
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the home of the losers.
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You know what-- that's it.
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If they won't give us our flag back,
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We're gonna take it.
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Then you know what you guys could do--
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You could climb up on that general swathmore statue
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in front of the library and put a big bra on it.
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And one of those adulty diapers on the horse.
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wouldn't that be so...
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Wouldn't that-- diaper in the--
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or you guys could just go get the flag back.
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You know it will be a lot easier
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if we had Eddie and Kim here to help us find the flag.
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Nah, Kim's building a float for the parade
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and Eddie's in the pearl of seaford pageant.
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No, wait. Swap 'em.
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Now we just have to blend in.
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Put these caramel jolly whoppers in your mouth
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and bite down.
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They'll make our teeth stick together
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and we'll sound just like 'em.
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- What?
- How is biting down on some candy
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gonna make us sound-- oh. Oh.
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Oh, it totally works.
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Milton, you're a genius.
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And I said, "Pull over, daddums,
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"I will not be caught dead in a white ferrari
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after memorial day."
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Seriously.
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What it do, girl?
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Hey, let's split up and find our flag.
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Just don't draw any attention to yourselves.
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- Let's go.
- Okay, cool.
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Jerry, is that you?
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huh? No.
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No, I'm, uh...
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Forrest.
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Locker.
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Forrest locker, the 28th.
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I know it's you, Jerry.
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And I know why you're here.
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You've come to take something that belongs to you.
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You're right.
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What will you do with it once it's yours?
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I don't know-- probably shove it in my pants and run out of here.
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Oh! Jerry, this is my boyfriend Monty.
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Monty...
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I'm leaving you for Jerry.
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Wait, what?
274
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I'm not Jerry. I'm, uh-- I'm forrest.
275
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I've never met Claire, I've never seen Claire,
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and I don't know Claire. Tell him, Claire.
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Run, Forrest! Run!
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Now, where would that flag be?
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Ooh!
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I've always wanted to try this.
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Mm, mm!
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Here we go. Ah!
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Whoo!
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Well, well, well.
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There you are, Mumford.
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Ready for our rematch?
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En garde!
288
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Ha!
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Ohh!
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Gah!
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You're not Mumford.
292
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You're that skinny geek from seaford high.
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Get him!
294
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Aah!
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Flag's gotta be around here somewhere.
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Oh!
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This guy is daffy for taffy.
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As you know, this Saturday is our yearly humiliation
299
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of seaford high during the parade.
300
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And that Rudy tootie fellow gave me a great idea.
301
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This year, we're going to take it up a notch
302
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by flying their flag
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from our pirate ship float.
304
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Does anyone else notice my grizzly inching forward?
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Oh!
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Thank you.
307
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I am out.
308
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,961
That bear ate me during a camping trip two years ago.
309
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Whoo!
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This is a fake bear.
311
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Well, then my excuse makes no sense,
312
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which means I should probably just-- just go.
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Get him!
314
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,010
Whoa!
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Beautiful, Mary Beth.
316
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Just beautiful.
317
00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:45,191
Okay. Up next is Kim Crawford
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doing an interpretive dance.
319
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I can't wait.
320
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,861
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.
321
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,718
Now let's kick it.
322
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This is my jam!
323
00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:36,470
They're gonna fly our flag on their float?
324
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,939
That taffy-tugging tyrant!
325
00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:41,742
Guys, I've been thinking about this.
326
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:42,943
I think I've got a solution.
327
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:44,912
Yeah, me too.
328
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:46,514
Really? What have you got?
329
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,616
Uh, no. No. I don't know.
330
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,850
I thought you were gonna go first,
331
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,719
And I was just gonna say, "That's what I was thinking."
332
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,556
All the floats start in that hangar by the train station.
333
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:59,792
What if we got our flag back before the parade starts?
334
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:02,629
Yep, that's what I was thinking. Mm-hmm.
335
00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:04,531
How are we going to get near their float?
336
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,633
All the swathmore kids know what we look like.
337
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,536
They'll be guarding that flag.
338
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,839
Guys, I finished our float.
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- Great! - Awesome.
340
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:14,642
What is it?
341
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:18,613
It's a replica of the screaming log of seaford.
342
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,716
Oh, legend has it that the founder of our town
343
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:22,818
Crawled into a hollow log
344
00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:24,786
To survive the harsh winter of 1808.
345
00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:26,889
Why do they call it the "Screaming log"?
346
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:29,758
Unfortunately, a family of wolverines
347
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,959
had the same idea.
348
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,597
Guys...
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00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,966
I think I know how we're gonna get our flag back.
350
00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:43,739
All right, Claire. Here's your question.
351
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:47,577
Why do you think you should be the pearl of seaford?
352
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:51,514
I'm rich, I'm pretty,
353
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,516
And...
354
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,717
World peace!
355
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,818
Thank you, thank you.
356
00:16:57,622 --> 00:17:00,524
No, thank you, Claire.
357
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:02,492
I think we're all better people...
358
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,494
Having heard that-- huh? Aren't we?
359
00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,696
yeah...
360
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,864
Okay, Kimberly. Your turn.
361
00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,865
Seriously?
362
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,433
A 26.
363
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:12,601
Well, let me tell you--
364
00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:14,536
If this is what you think is good,
365
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:16,839
then I'm obviously not your pearl.
366
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,907
Did I mention I take in homeless whales?
367
00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:21,710
Stuff it, Claire.
368
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:22,845
You know, let me tell you--
369
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:24,580
If I was the pearl,
370
00:17:24,615 --> 00:17:27,650
I wouldn't just represent the rich and the pretty people.
371
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:29,586
I'd represent everyone--
372
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,822
From the hardworking women in the factories
373
00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:34,891
to the guy at the doughnut shop that eats all the napkins.
374
00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:36,793
Well, maybe not him.
375
00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,896
Well, you know what--
376
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,564
Even him.
377
00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:42,533
Because that's who we are in seaford.
378
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,835
A bunch of crazy, napkin-eating nuts.
379
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:59,482
You are a pearl, Kim.
380
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,484
An undeniable pearl.
381
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,786
- - ohh!
382
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:09,626
Okay, people. We're rolling out in five minutes.
383
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:11,528
Use the bathrooms now.
384
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,897
We all remember what happened to that man last year
385
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,599
In the swan costume.
386
00:18:18,936 --> 00:18:20,704
Uh, hey, Eddie.
387
00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:21,839
What is that thing?
388
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,908
Screaming log of seaford.
389
00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:25,810
Um, don't you think you're gonna look a little silly
390
00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,511
Pushing that thing down main street?
391
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,547
Kim, you do know
392
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,649
You're sitting in a clam, don't you?
393
00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,853
Well played.
394
00:18:37,956 --> 00:18:39,757
What is that thing?
395
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,593
Some kind of a sea turd?
396
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,496
Your float's a joke.
397
00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:46,764
Ha ha! Joke's on you!
398
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:50,935
Ha ha! Joke's on you!
399
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:53,603
Eddie, open the stupid latch.
400
00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:55,605
Oh, my bad.
401
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,088
Ha ha! Ha ha!
402
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,275
The joke's on you!
403
00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,547
We've come to get our flag back.
404
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:06,450
Oh, oh, foot's asleep.
405
00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:07,886
Let's go.
406
00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:10,689
They're taking the ship!
407
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:15,929
Oh!
408
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,704
You're just a seaford high loser.
409
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:24,872
And so are your friends.
410
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,475
En garde!
411
00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:29,677
- Aah!
- Whoa.
412
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,881
Two minutes.
413
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,916
Two minutes, please.
414
00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:40,823
Jack!
415
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:49,801
Great.
416
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:51,769
Whoa!
417
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,908
Oh, you get back in your clam
418
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:58,578
right now, young lady.
419
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,947
Whoa!
420
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,585
I got it, I got it, I got it!
421
00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:38,753
Whoa!
422
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,922
Really?
423
00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,957
Thanks for your help.
424
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,725
I heard you won the pageant.
425
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,994
You're looking at the new pearl of seaford.
426
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,596
Uh... This is yours.
427
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,533
So, uh, is the pearl too good
428
00:20:53,568 --> 00:20:54,935
to take a ride with her friends on a log?
429
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,970
No way! Let's do this.
430
00:20:57,004 --> 00:20:59,539
Kimberly, it's go time.
431
00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:00,907
Let's get back in your clam, girl.
432
00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:02,642
- - uh-oh.
433
00:21:03,844 --> 00:21:07,615
Guys, I think I might be really, really hurt.
434
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:09,851
I'm driving that clam over to the hospital.
435
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,519
You think this is okay?
436
00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,219
Us taking their ship?
437
00:21:19,304 --> 00:21:20,530
They abandoned it.
438
00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:21,555
We might as well.
439
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:23,243
I feel so bad for Eddie.
440
00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:24,813
He worked so hard on his log.
441
00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:26,936
I'm driving a pirate ship!
442
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,294
Spout your blowholes in the morning
443
00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,017
Spout your blowholes in the night
444
00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:34,859
Seaford whales, we stand united
445
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,819
Seaford whales, let's fight fight fight!
446
00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:41,419
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