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6.5-horsepower engine.
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Aluminum rims with independent suspension.
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Four-wheel servo-drive disc brakes.
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It's...
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Red.
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Hey, guy
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Snap.
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Kim, wow!
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You look...
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Different. Hot date tonight?
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With a clown?
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Go ahead and laugh, but I just got us
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10 bucks closer to buying that go-cart.
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- Oh.
- Wilford beauty college
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is paying people to be their practice dummy.
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My cousin chewie goes there.
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You know for his final, he trimmed my grandmother's mustache.
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He went through three pairs of scissors,
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but he got most of it.
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Man, I can't wait till we get that go-cart.
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- Oh, it's gonna be--
- I cannot either.
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- I know, it's so awesome.
- Vroom vroom vroom!
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All right, time to kick in.
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I made 40 bucks by visiting my great aunt betty.
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Every time I g she thinks it's my birday and gives me money.
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I went four times yesterday.
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And I went twice.
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Cindy connors gave me 10 bucks
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to stop asking her out in front of her boyfriend.
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Someone put an I.O.U. In here.
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"Took five bucks to buy a foot-long at captain corndog's.
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It's dope, yo. Whoo!"
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Who would do something like that?
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Dude, come on, Jerry.
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You're the only one who hasn't contributed to the go-cart fund.
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I don't have the talent to make money.
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I even tried selling doors door-to-door.
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You know how hard it is to find a house without a door?
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You guys are never gonna guess how I just made $10.
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Uh, practice dummy at the wilford beauty college?
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No, I sold my old golf shoes.
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What's this about a beauty college?
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me
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and we could have a ball,run up the wall ?
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you
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here we go,let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate ?
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everybody
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don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me
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and we could have a ball,run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Hey, Rudy, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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What's going on, Eddie?
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Anything I say is between you and me, right?
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I'm your sensei. Whatever you told me stays between us.
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I got a pretzel food court the other day.
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I'm not sure I paid for it.
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Well, I can tell you right now that you didn't.
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- I didn't?
- No.
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You obviously have a guilty conscience.
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It's eating you up! Eddie, we've gotta fix this.
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Sorry, guys, I gotta go.
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Gotta save Eddie from a lifetime of crime and incarceration.
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Dead man walking!
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Another 10 bucks towards the go-cart.
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Has Jerry put any money in yet?
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I haven't seen Jerry in two days.
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Guys, we were pretty rough on him.
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He's probably embarrassed he can't kick in enough for the go-cart.
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Oh hey, you guys. You like my new ride?
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- You bought our go-cart?
- Yeah.
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I, uh, I decided to go solo.
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Two days ago you couldn't go solo on a gumball.
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That was before I got a job delivering meatballs for the meatball king.
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Gotta take this.
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Hello? Oh yeah yeah.
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I told you three times.
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I delivered the thing to the guy at the place.
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Okay okay.
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You know what, doll? Why don't you go get yourself fixed up.
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- That's it.
- Wait--
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- No no no!
- Hey hey hey.
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I really want to be mad at him, but he looks so cool.
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Eddie, you're doing the right thing.
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By telling the truth,
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you're learning the lesson that crime doesn't pay.
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Okay.
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Mr. Nelson,
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I took a pretzel yesteay and I don't think I paid for it.
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you sweet sweet brave boy.
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Here's five dollars.
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What? No no, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to teach him the lesson that crime doesn't pay
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and you are literally paying him!
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Well, I'm trying to teach him
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that if you're honest and tellhe truth,
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you should be rewarded.
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Not after stealing.
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The truth conquers all, little man.
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Oh.
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Oh okay, I guess if we're telling the truth here
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then I think maybe you would like to know that everyone in the mall
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thinks your pretzels are harder than your little wooden shoes.
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How dare you! You heissenphasser!
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He just sucker-pretzeled me!
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It's okay, Rudy. Let it go.
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I still cannot believe that Jerry bought our go-cart.
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This goes way beyond the go-cart.
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Ever since he started working for the meatball king
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he's been a whole different person.
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If he calls me doll one more time, I'm gonna pummel him!
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Okay, two falafel for--
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Oh! Holy ganoush.
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I know, Phil. My hair looks hideous.
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I can fix this. I've seen worse.
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Do you mind if my hands dance with your "Harr"?
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Phil, do you even know anything about "Harr"?
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Don't you worry, baby. I know what I'm doing.
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I'm frosting Tootsie's tips as we speak.
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No, Tootsie, you're not ready yet!
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Five more minutes. Back under the lamps.
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Go. Go go go go.
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Phil, you've got a customer.
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Uh, hello, mr. Dirk.
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What bring you around to the town?
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It's time to pay your bill.
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Please, I need mortime.
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You're outta time and I ain't playin' games.
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Games? I love playing games.
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Let's play hiding and the seeking. I'm going to hide--
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All right, that's it.
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You probably shouldn't have done that.
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Phil, who was that guy?
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He collect the money for the meatballs
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that I do t need but I am forced to buy.
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- From who?
- The meatball king.
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- The meatball kink?
- That's Jerry's boss!
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Oh great, Tootsie.
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Now why would such a good little goat eat her tips?
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And her timer?
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So do you think you can help teach Eddie a lesson?
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You know, I'm not even 100% sure I actually--
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Shut it, punk!
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Don't you worry, Rudy.
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The next time you see this one, he'll be what we call
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scared straight!
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So, Jerry, tell the meatball king everything
you know about Falafel Phil.
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Okay, let's see. Phil--
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Really weird accent, I think he's from minnesota.
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Uh, he loves Tootsie. Oh,.
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And on his left foot ,it's all big toes.
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Whoa, go back.
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Who's this "Tootsie"?
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Oh, his goat. They're tight, yo. Whoo.
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You hear that, Dirk?
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Phil loves his goat. Heh heh heh.
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Hearing about phil gives me the courage
to confess my dirty little secret.
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My left foot...
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Is a hand.
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The twitching stoped.
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I think the swelling is finally starting to go down.
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How's it look?
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Yeah. Maybe a couple more minutes.
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- Is Jerry in here?
- Yeah, he's in the locker room.
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- Um, what are you wearing?
- A custom-made gi.
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My new boss got it for me. Check it.
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Whoo.
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That is the tackiest gi I've ever seen.
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I mean, where would one even go to buy such a thing?
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In a medium?
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Jerry, your new boss is forcing people to buy mtballs.
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He's a criminal.
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Huh. Sure he is.
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You know what? You guys are just jealous
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- 'cause I've got--
- the meatball king stole Tootsie!
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- What?
- What?
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"Give me my money or the goat gets it.
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The meatball king."
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That doesn't prove anything.
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You know how many meatball kings there are in the world?
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He took Tootsie!
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- You know how many Tootsies there are--
- Jerry!
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I get it. I'm working for a criminal!
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Ohhh, I gotta get one of those gis.
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That's right,officer.Tootsie is a doat.
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Oh. Okay then, thanks.
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Take care.
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Yeah, they're not going to help us.
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I'll never see my Tootsie ever again.
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It's okay, Phil, let's look at her photo album again.
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Yeah? Okay.
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Oh, this is my favorite.
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It's from her baaa-mitzvah.
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This is all my fault.
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I just saw an opportunity to make some really good money,
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I didn't realize what I was doing.
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Okay,I must figure out a way to pay this ransom.
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And then what?
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You'll be back to overpaying for meatballs that you don't need.
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Guys, we have to stop him.
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But how?
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Yeah.It's not like I can just stick my phone onto my chest,
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go into the meatball king's office, record his confession,
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then take the evidence to the police department.
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You guys really think this'll work?
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Absolutely. We'll record the whole confession here at the dojo.
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Got it.
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Oh ho ho!
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Cindy meyers. Gotta take this.
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Yo ho ho, what it do, girl?
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Step inside, my friend.
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Take a look around.
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It's a little cramped.
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Oh, you think it's cramped now?
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Wait till you meet your cellmate.
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What's up, fresh meat?
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I'm Norma.
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Let me give you a little survival tip, huh?
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When we get down to the mess hall,
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if gert asks for your oyster crackers,
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take it from me-- give 'em up.
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Um, Joan?
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Joan ain't here.
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Well, when you see her,
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tell her she tossed the keys out with her uniform.
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Oh, when I see her, I certainly--
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Holy hanna!
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It's gonna be a few minutes.
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The meatball king's on the phone with the big boss,
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The Schnoz.
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Schnoz-- that's a funny name, man.
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Hey, how come I've never seen the Schnoz?
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'cause no one's ever seen him.
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All we know is he's got a big nose that covers half his mustache.
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And the only time he shows up is when it's your time to go.
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Go where?
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You know--go.
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Oh ho ho.
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I'm sorry, I still don't know where anyone's going.
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Okay, boss.
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He'll see you now.
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Okay, I'm going in.
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What do you want to see me about, Jerry? I'm busy.
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Uh, well, you know, I was--
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I was just in the neighborhood and I was wondering
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what your thoughts are on crime and all the other stuff,
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particularly vis-a-vis, you know, goat stealing.
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And before you answer, can you please state your full name?
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Jerry, I don't have a lot of time for this.
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Is there a reason why you're here?
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Yeah, there is, king.
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I know you goatnapped Tootsie
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and I was the one who told you about her.
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I want a piece of the action!
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Oh no! We got disconnected.
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What we should do?
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Call him back?
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- Yeah yeah.
- Call him back, call him back.
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She's so smart!
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So there ya have it--
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every detail of my life of crime.
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- Something wrong, Jerry?
- Huh?
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Oh no no, everything's fine.
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Where's that coming from?
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My-- my-- my soul.
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Is it just me or is it getting a little hot in here,right?
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- Whoo!
- You okay, Jerry?
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Huh? Oh no yeah.
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Sometimes a man's just gotta...
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...Dance!
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Oh whoo. I think I need to go to a...
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...C-c-club!
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So I can get-- you know, get my groove...
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...On!
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You know what? Great talk. I gotta go, man.
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Whoo!
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Good kid, but he's got a lot of issues.
285
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Check your pockets and see if there's anything I can eat.
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I don't have anything but this receipt--
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from the pretzel kiosk!
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Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it.
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You know what this means?
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I'm an innocent man!
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Oh yeah yeah, we're all innocent.
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We gotta bust out of here, Eddie.
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You know what? I'm gonna do something I saw in a cartoon once.
294
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I'm going to pick that lock with my tongue.
295
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Joan, the air vent!
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Oh-- oh, the air vent.
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Yeah well, that might work. I don't know.
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I'll take a look-see here.
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Freedom-mmm!
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What I don't understand is why you're covered in suds.
301
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Well, just before I almost burst into flames,
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I ran through the car wash, where I realized two things:
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One, you know that blow-dryer at the end?
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It can literally blow your freckles off.
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And two, the meatball king was talking to his boss on the phone today
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And he was scared to death wf him.
307
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How does that help us?
308
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He's never seen the guy! They call him the Schnoz.
309
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Why do they call him that?
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Because he's got one gnarly-looking hoer.
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What?
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Glad to see you came to your senses.
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You got my money?
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You got my goat?
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Can't you can see she's right there?
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Jerry? Shouldn't you be making a delivery?
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I'm done with deliveries.
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When I took a job with you,
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I didn't know what kind of person you were.
320
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But I do now.
321
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What are you doing here with goat boy?
322
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Goat boy's a friend of mine.
323
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In fact, he's got lots of friends.
324
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Some you might even know.
325
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Oh yeah? Like who?
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The Schnoz.
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I would have been here earlier,
328
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but I got lost in all this fog.
329
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I swear on my mama's meatballs.
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If I knew phil was a friend of yours,
331
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I would have never disrespected him.
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Dirk, give 'em the goat.
333
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Tootsie, welcome back to the family.
334
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Let's go, Tootsie.
335
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You don't know how lucky you are
336
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That not a hair on Tootsie's--
337
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The goat ate my fake mustache, didn't it?
338
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Rudy!
339
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Meatball bazooka.
340
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Rudy!
341
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You wouldn't-- okay.
342
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Freedom-mmm!
343
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This is where we go our separate ways.
344
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Good luck, kid.
345
00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:02,671
Bye, Norma!
346
00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:06,371
I can't believe you did this to me, Jerry!
347
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I treated you like a son. You were like family.
348
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You're not my family.
349
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These people are my family.
350
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All I know is your family's crazy!
351
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Let's get out of here, guys.
352
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:23,945
Oh, Rudy, I found my receipt.
353
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,572
I did pay for that pretzel.
354
00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:26,584
Oh, really? Let's see it.
355
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:28,997
I don't have it. Joan ate it.
356
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Here we go.
357
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First you steal and now you're lying.
358
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I've got a guy that deals with liars.
359
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What are you talking about? I mean--
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I just want to say how sorry I am.
361
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I let the whole job thing get to my head
362
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,377
and money should never be more important than friendship.
363
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,677
You're right. But in the end,
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00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,351
you were the one who came up with the plan
365
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,982
to get Tootsie back and it all worked out.
366
00:20:49,424 --> 00:20:51,611
And on top of that you got yourself a go-cart.
367
00:20:52,138 --> 00:20:54,341
No, we got a go-cart.
368
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,557
- No way, dude!
- Yes.
369
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Whoo-hoo! Two hours to mexico, losers!
370
00:21:06,409 --> 00:21:08,708
Oh oh, hello, officer.
371
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,816
You're probably wondering why I was speeding,
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wearing a prison jumpsuit and driving a tiny stolen car.
373
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,623
Ahem. I should tell you that I left my drivers' license
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on the floor just outside the jail cell I broke out of.
375
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whoa whoa, easy there, big fella.
376
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,841
Hey-- is that your motorcycle back there?
377
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,227
I think you have a flat tire.
378
00:21:34,178 --> 00:21:35,267
Should have gassed up.
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