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Okay, Jack, you've mastered this move.
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Now focus on a spot.
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And kick through it!
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You did it! I got my nacho nuggets.
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Guys, you're not gonna believe it.
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My dad and a whole bunch of my family are coming
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to watch me in the tournament this Saturday.
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I'm gonna train extra hard. My dad's never seen me fight before,
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Except this one time at the petting zoo.
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This goose ate one of my flip-flops.
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It was on, yo!
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And it was all "honk".
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And I was all.
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And it was all "honk."and I was all.
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me?
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And we could have a ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me?
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And we could have a ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Kickin' It S01E15 The Great Escape
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-What's up? -To be in detention?
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Yeah, I blew it off. I'm sparring with Eddie. Do you know where he is?
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He said if he was going to spar with you he needed to go to the library first.
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Why would he do that?
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Okay.
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Let's do this quick. That book alarm went crazy when I walked out.
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Wow.
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Jerry, a human sparring dummy.
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This will be the first time I've ever seen you hit the books.
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Yeah, like my grandmother.
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Ho ho ho, that's it.
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Yeah, I know, man.
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I'm gonna be in sick shape for the tournament Saturday.
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I'm ready. I'm focused.
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And nothing can distract me from...
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Yo, what it do, girl?
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What's going on here?
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I'm out.
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Oh, Martinez!
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I've been looking all over for you.
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You were supposed to be in detention.
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Yeah yeah yeah. I had to blow it off.
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I'm in training, but just put it on my tab.
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Let's go, you, come on.
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Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Vice Principal Slugman. It won't happen again.
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Really? You mean that?
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What do you need to hear, buddy?
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Come on.
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Jerry!
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What's up, my peeps?
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Yo yo yo. Get her to stop snoring.
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Tony, drop a beat real quick.
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Hey, Rudy, my friend.
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How can I make your mouth happy today?
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Phil, your stupid goat has been relieving herself in front of my dojo.
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Great. It means she like you.
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She leave you a gift of her muflafla.
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I don't want her muflafla.
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You'll get along fine when you look after her this weekend.
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What? Forget it. I'm not babysitting your goat.
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You forget the favor
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that I did for you?
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Phil, I'll never forget this favor you did for me.
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It's no biggie, Rudy.
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Your gall bladder not working, so I give you one of mine.
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You know you only have one gall bladder, right?
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No, that's not how it works, right?
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Everything comes in pairs, no?
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Hey. Hey, Rudy,
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You think I can have my gall bladder back?
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Sorry. Kind of attached to it.
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Nurse!
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Fine. I'll take tootsie, whatever.
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Tootsie, Uncle Rudy's going to have party of slumber for you.
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You take one vital organ from a guy and
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you never hear the end of it.
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Yeah.
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Whoa! Jerry, you are pumped for this tournament.
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I wanna make my dad proud. I'm even on this special training diet.
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- Hold this.- Oh no.
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Please, tell me you're not...
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Yes, I am.
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What's that noise?
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I don't know.
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Do you think Rudy's trying to squeeze into his skinny jeans again?
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I Hope not. That's a three-man job.
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What's going on, fools?
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Wow!
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Your butt looks like they shrink-wrapped a couple of cantaloupes.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with my office?
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We don't know. We thought you were in there.
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Oh no, Tootsie!
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No! Bad goat.
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Bad goat!
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I think she ate my phone.
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Hello. Hello.
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Whoever's calling, you're in a goat.
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What's this thing holding your books together?
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I got banned from using my backpack by my orthopedist.
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Orthopedist? What are you, 80?
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Man, this thing's crazy.
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It's like a big giant rubber band for your books.
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Or a big giant slingshot for these pucks.
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Yo, five bucks says I can nail Larry right in his blowhole.
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Go for it. Come on.
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Not with that angle of trajectory you can't.
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It's simple physics.
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Force equals mass times acceleration.
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All right, so...
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You just have to stretch it.
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Don't stretch it too far until you align it.
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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What happened to your head?
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I've been de-wigged!
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Who is responsible for this?
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I am.
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You?
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You're the poster boy for good behavior.
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Milton didn't do it. I did.
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What are you doing?
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Dude, he can't handle heat like this. I got it.
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I'll report to detention or as I like to call it,
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Club Jerry.
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You are headed for maximum-security- lockdown detention.
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With Captain Coburn. See you on Saturday.
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No no no. Saturday's actually not gonna work for me.
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I've got a karate tournament.
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You should have thought of that
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before you hair-jacked Miss Davis.
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Jerry, your family's gon see you in this tournament.
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I have a plan.
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Dude, you heard what Slugman said.
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This isn't regular detention.
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It's maximum-security-lockdown detention.
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No, man, this guy Coburn, he's never seen you before.
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I'll say I'm you, do the time.
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And you can go to the tournament.
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- That might work. - Yeah.
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Room 214.
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I've heard about this place.
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You can smell the stink of delinquency.
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That's not delinquency.
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Martinez.
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Yep, that's me.
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The de-wigger.
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You have quite a rap sheet.
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You stuffed a meat loaf into Tommy Ward's trombone.
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And you spread atomic glue on the toilet seat in the faculty lounge.
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Yeah yeah yeah! I remember that one.
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That was my best one.
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Mr. Harper walked around with the seat on his butt for three days.
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Really, Jerry, really?
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This way, Martinez.
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Uh-huh, yeah. No, I gotta go, ma.
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No, I gotta go. I'm hanging up my goat now.
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Bye-bye.
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Come on.
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Come on, lousy machine.
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Come on. Daddy needs his nuggets. Come on!
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Really?
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This is how I'm gonna go?
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I don't believe it. I'm too young to die.
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I'm too young... Holy smokes.
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Chili Whoppers come with free tattoos?
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And I'm never gonna get one!
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Tootsie.
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You saved my life, you beautiful beautiful goat.
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I gotta call my mom back and tell her all about you.
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Thanks. I'll just use the phone in my office.
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Captain Coburn is focused on one thing and one thing only:
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Kids breaking out.
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What he's not expecting is someone breaking in.
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Okay, you guys make the switch... one Jerry for another.
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Whoa. Where are we going to find another Jerry?
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Who ordered the swag, yo?
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Wow! That's pretty good,
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But are you sure he's ready?
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Let's find out.
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Kim, pretend to be an attractive girl, okay?
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Okay, I'll try, but I don't know
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if a heinous troll like me could pull it off.
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Show her what you got, Jerry.
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A little cologne.
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Yo, 'sup, girl?
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What it do?
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Your cologne makes my eyes burn is what it do.
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All right, listen, mamacita,
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You want a nice hot slice of Jerry pie or not?
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What are you talking about?
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Sorry, let me slow down.
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Forgot I was talking to a blonde.
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That's it!
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He's ready!
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Can I go to the bathroom?
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- No! - But I really have to go.
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You weren't thinking about peeing when you pulled the fire alarm,
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Were you, punk?
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Actually, when the sprinklers went off, I kind of...
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Shut it!
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Can I help you?
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I was told to report for detention.
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I'm a little late. I had to steal a bus to get down here.
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You stole a bus. Who are you?
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I'm a whole lotta trouble.
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Lets see. I don't think I have a "Whole Lotta."
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I have a Karen. I have a Carol.
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I have a Regindra.
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I have a Doll.
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A Jerry,
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A Randy.
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I have a Debbie.
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And a Timmy.
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Sorry, if you're not on the list, you're not getting in.
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That's the policy.
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Play it your way.
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I'll just go down to the pet store and teach the parrots bad words.
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You're trouble, whole lotta.
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A whole lotta trouble, whole lotta.
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Tootsie, daddy's home.
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Hey, Phil, I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow.
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I came back early. I miss my tootsie. Where is she?
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She's... she's not here.
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What are you talking? She's right there.
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Phil, we need to talk.
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I never thought I would hear myself say these words,
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But I have developed some very strong feelings for your goat.
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Okay.
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She saved my life. I can't just give her back.
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I won't.
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And you've discussed this?
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Is this what she wants?
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She doesn't know what she wants.
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She's just a crazy mixed-up kid.
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Okay okay.
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Well, then there's only one thing left for us to do:
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We leave her alone and let her heart decide.
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Come here, Tootsie baby.
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Tootsie baby, come here. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, Tootsie?
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You know you wanna come over here. I take such good care of you.
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You know I love you.
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Okay okay.
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I guess you've made up your mind.
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I Hope you two have a nice life together.
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I think he took that really well.
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Or maybe not.
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My heart has come out!
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After my commander got shot in the leg,
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I put him on my back and let him ride me into battle like a horse.
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What's up, Martinez? You look a little different.
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Hit puberty, yo. Sprouted some new pit hair.
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Check it.
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- Wait a minute.- Ow!
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This isn't real pit hair, and you're not Jerry.
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You're that nerd Milton.
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Hey, guys, fresh nerd meat.
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What? You don't need your boys.
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We can work this out ourselves.
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Okay, fine, I'm a nerd.
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The nerd who masterminded the only escape
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from maximum security lockdown detention.
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You're right. How'd you do it?
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Laundry cart? Bribe somebody? Dig a tunnel?
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No, man, we went up.
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Spaceship.
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What's with the get-up?
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This is traditional hahmah mourning garb.
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We wear it when we are grieving the loss of a goat that we loved.
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Okay.
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Can I get a number 4 with some baba ganoush poppers?
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Number 4 with baba ganoush popper.
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And some pickled carrots.
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And some pickled carrot.
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For 15 cents extra, you can supersize your drink.
285
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Why, Tootsie?
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Phil, I think you should have Tootsie back.
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Huh?
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It's the right thing to do. She belongs with you.
289
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Could I just have a moment to say goodbye?
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Yes, of course.
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You're fired, Phyllis. Tootsie's back.
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We didn't stand a chance, Tootsie.
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No, you let me get this out.
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Of all the karate joints in all the world,
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You pooped in front of mine,
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But you also pooped on my heart.
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I have a picture of us.
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I want you to have it.
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Let it be a reminder of...
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Or you could just eat it. Sure, that works.
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Tony, you don't have to cut gym.
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Just show up with two left shoes
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And tell coach you have to sit out
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'cause you're waiting on a foot transplant.
305
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Next.
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Hey, all you kids sitting back here
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Listening to his every word,
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I wouldn't put much stock in it. He's sitting here in detention.
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How smart can that be?
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Smart enough to outsmart you.
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In 32 years of business,
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No one has ever outsmarted me.
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Think about that, punk.
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Okay, two thoughts occur...
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One: You have what looks like a wad of pepperoni in your mustache.
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And two:
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This punk just outsmarted you.
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I'm not Jerry Martinez. I'm Milton Krupnick.
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That's right. I busted him out.
320
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What? No kid has ever escaped from my detention.
321
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My perfect record was all I had.
322
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that and the love of sweet labradoodle Irine
323
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Oh yeah, and the wife.
324
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Listen, Harvey, maybe nobody has to know about this.
325
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What do you mean?
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Everyone will keep their yaps shut, right, fellas?
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Yeah.
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If you make some changes around here.
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Changes? What kind of changes?
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You know, Milton,
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I should fix you up with this girl whole lotta.
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She's trouble, but I think you'd like her.
333
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Randy, don't even think about it.
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Come on, Eddie! Come on, Eddie!
335
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- Winner! - Who's a mama's boy now?
336
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Look, mommy, I won!
337
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Where did Jerry go?
338
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His whole family's here and he's up next.
339
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- I'll go talk to him. - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
340
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Jerry, what are you doing? Your whole family's waiting.
341
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Rudy, I was so excited about my family coming to watch me.
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That I didn't think how they would feel about me if I lost.
343
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They don't care if you win. They're here because they love you.
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Thanks, Rudy.
345
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Hey, I got something for you.
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Maybe it'll inspire you.
347
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It's a picture of us at your first tournament.
348
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I want you to have it. Let it be a reminder...
349
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Or you could just eat it. Sure, that works.
350
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Sorry, Rudy, I'm a nervous eater. I'll see ya.
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Jerry!
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Bow! Ready? Fight!
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Ay, papi!
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Winner!
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Tootsie!
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I see it in your face.
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The look in your eyes.
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You just can't look away.
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No matter how I try.
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You turn me inside out when I need you
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I'll never be the same.
364
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Oh no no...
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