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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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You can do it Jack!
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What's going on?
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Jack's about to do a hippie jump over
the chair, then a 360 flip into an Ollie.
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That's not Ollie that's Phil,
and he's gonna be killed.
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I got this baby, first job in
my country I was speed bump.
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- Wow!
- Whoa.
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[Crowd cheering]
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Mind if I snag your ax,
and take it for a scrape?
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Skateboard, can I
borrow your skateboard?
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Have you ever ridden one before Rudy?
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I'm a third degree black belt, I think
I can handle a little rolling toy.
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Okay, knock yourself out.
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Oh!
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I think he just knocked himself out.
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- No I didn't.
- Oh!
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Now he did.
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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Come on!
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Hey guys, I've got a very big surprise.
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Please tell me you're finally
getting these smelly mats cleaned.
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Yeah, they're so moldy every
week we have to give them a shave.
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Yesterday, when I got home my
grandfather got a whiff of me,
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cried and said I smelled like the war.
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I'm not talking about our
mats, I'm talking about this!
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Whoa! A wall sheet.
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It's beautiful.
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It's not a wall sheet!
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- Oh.
- Whoa!
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Huh? It's a brand new Hi-Def,
Surround Sound, Led, Flat-Screen TV!
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Ah man! It's 4:30 "Ninja
Space Monkeys" is on.
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This isn't for watching
"Ninja Space Monkeys".
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Would you give me that!
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This is a teaching tool so we
can study our tournament videos.
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- Milton. Let's start with your match.
- Here we go...
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No, it's okay Milton. This is all
about learning from our mistakes.
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Now watch carefully.
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Okay here you're meeting your opponent.
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That kid beat Milton? He's tiny.
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He wasn't that small Eddie!
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Uh, yeah he was! The ref just
helped him out of his stroller.
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I don't care how small my
opponent was, he was very tough.
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Uh she, she was very tough.
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[Laughing]
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You know what? I'm out of here.
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Aw, come on dude, where are you going?
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Somewhere where I can
get a little respect.
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Excuse me Arlo, my Lemonade-Zinger
needs a little more... zing.
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Fine, I'll do it myself.
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Gah!
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[Whistle blowing]
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Uh! Lemon juice in eyes! Burning!
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Stop! Thief!
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Ah!
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[Thud]
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Oh! Cheese and crackers! You got
him! Milton got him everybody!
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That was the longest 30 feet of my life.
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Get him out of here! Take him away.
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Milton what happened?
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This little squirrel-boy took
down the Seaford Snatcher.
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Don't change hero, don't ever change.
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- I was just trying to...
- Do the right thing?
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Well you did mister, and
because of your bravery...
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I award you with this plastic badge.
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Which makes you an honorary Mall Cop.
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Milton this is awesome. I
can't believe you did this.
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Well I did.
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I certainly did!
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Take me.
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Please take me.
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I said take me!
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This machine...
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Will turn whoever enters it into the
most powerful crime fighting force,
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the world has ever known.
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Or it could just give you a few zits.
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I'll see you on the other side.
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Okay.
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[Electricity crackles]
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[Machine powering up]
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[Electrical explosions]
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[Air hissing]
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[Thudding footsteps]
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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I'm huge!
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Test his strength.
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[Metal clunk]
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I think he passed.
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Holy Christmas nuts!
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Whoa! Dropping in!
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Yeah Jack!
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- Whoa, that was awesome.
- Thanks.
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[Takes deep breath]
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Rudy, what are you doing here?
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Uh, came to thrash.
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Last time you were on a board, you
ended up thrashing around in pain.
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Well this time I'm going to show this
board whose boss and skate this pipe-half!
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- Half-pipe.
- Half-pipe!
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I'll rock any pipe you've got brosuf.
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Brosuf?
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What's with the
skateboarding all of a sudden?
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Why is it so important to you?
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When you get to a certain age Kim,
you stop doing fun things like,
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skateboarding, and...
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Riding the mechanical pony
outside the supermarket.
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Rudy, you're too old to skateboard,
just face it you can't do this.
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Well...
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Maybe you're right, I mean I don't
even know why I came down here today.
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The torch of youth only
burns for so long and...
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Today it's been snuffed.
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Rudy, wait! You're not leaving.
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- I'm not?
- No.
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Your our Sensei, and you've never quit
on us, and we're not gonna quit on you.
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- We're going to help you do this.
- What are you doing?
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I'm not going to let
this man's torch go out.
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Okay Rudy, the most
important thing to do is...
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I know Kim! Just go for it!
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- Rudy!
- Woo!
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Oh!
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Great start Rudy!
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Next time you might want
to try it with your board.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Where's Milton? He missed homeroom.
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Uh, I bet he's at home
polishing his badge.
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Come on I think what he did at
the Mall yesterday was pretty cool.
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- Maybe it will give him some self-esteem.
- Uh...
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It gave him something.
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[Western theme music]
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Milton?
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What you wearing?
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My uniform. It's part
marching band part Starfleet...
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And all attitude.
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You know that plastic badge doesn't
give you any real power right?
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Oh I've got power...
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And I'm not afraid to use it sister.
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Excuse me.
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[Laughing]
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I'm gonna have to ask
to dewedgify that boy.
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What?
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I said step away from the
nerds' underpants, mister.
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Wait. Dude, you're the kid that
took down the robber at the Mall.
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I uh, I, I don't want any trouble.
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Good, now move it fella!
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Huh.
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Ha!
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Come on!
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So what did you think of
your first patrol rookie?
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I can't get that last
call out of my head.
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Yeah, your first 14-12 stays with you.
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You never forget the sight of
a dead bird in a port a pooper.
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- Go on Milton.
- Uh Jack...
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Mall regulations forbid
skateboarding in the courtyard.
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Uh-huh.
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So, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop.
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Yeah, not gonna happen.
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- Never hurts to ask.
- Later.
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Uh! Ah!
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Ah!
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I can't believe what I'm
seeing, what was that?
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Jack, he kind of plays by his own rules.
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Oh no, no, no, there's
only one set of rules.
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But Jack's my friend.
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Yeah, a friend that doesn't respect you.
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When you put that badge on, Jack
became just another dirty roller.
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Wow, you're right.
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- My friends still don't respect me.
- Yeah.
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And you know how you get that
respect? By enforcing the law!
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You close your eyes to Jack...
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You might as well close
your eyes to the man
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that strips down and
swims in the fountain.
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Actually I do close my eyes to that.
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But I get it.
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Friends or no friends, I'm the law now!
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Ow.
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Kickin' it with you.
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Not bad for your first day.
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We were lucky we found your tooth.
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You know it's funny...
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You never really think about
your spleen until you see it.
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You just had to encourage him.
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I'm trying to help him.
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- Milton, what's going on?
- I warned Rudy there was mold on the mats.
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He didn't take care of it, so it was
my duty to inform the Health Inspector.
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No, no, I have a health certificate right
here that says everything is up to code.
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That's your dog's vaccination record.
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Expired.
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There is nothing wrong with this dojo.
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You've got a raging case of mat mold.
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Until you take care of
it, I'm shutting you down.
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Way to go Officer Milton. You did what
the termites, rats, and roaches, couldn't.
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Okay, in my defense I brought in the rats
to get rid of the termites and the roaches.
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[Owl hoots]
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Ah, Rudy the owl you ordered is here.
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Again...
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I brought in the owl, to
get rid of the rats, so...
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[Owl hoots]
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Closed? What happened?
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This beanpole ratted us
out to the Health Inspector.
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What?
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Dude, are you insane, you brought
a Health Inspector down here?
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He didn't find my cheese
making locker did he?
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You make cheese in your
locker? That's disgusting!
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Oh...
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So you love my quesadillas but you don't
want to see where they come from, huh?
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Ever since you got that plastic
badge you've been put of control.
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Well when I see something wrong,
it's my job to do something about it.
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Why don't you do something
about your breath?
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You can use a mint sister!
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[Exhales]
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Hey I just met these
guys in the parking lot,
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they gave me a great price
to steam blast the mats.
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They even said they could do it tonight.
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Great if we pass the inspection,
the dojo can reopen tomorrow.
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That gives us tonight, Rudy we have
time to go back to the Half Pipe.
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Oh, seriously Kim.
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We are not giving up. Get in the car!
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No, no, no, I uh, uh, Jack's right.
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It's a little dangerous and,
I finally stopped leaking.
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Go, get in the car! Come on Jack.
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Go, go, go!
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Kickin' it with you.
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Alright Rudy, get in
there and tear it up.
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I don't wanna tear it up, if I do I won't
grow another one, I'm not a starfish!
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Jack, who's the old dude?
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Who you calling an "old dude"? I
have half a mind to call your parents.
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Back off, Randy.
249
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,581
That guy's not a skater.
250
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,145
He's just taking a break, he's
been skating the ramp for an hour.
251
00:13:38,146 --> 00:13:40,064
- Yeah.
- Why do you think he's so sweaty?
252
00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:43,305
Certainly not from fear.
253
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,572
Does he have moves?
254
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,141
[Mockingly] Does he have moves?
255
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:51,274
Moves? Of course he has moves, who
wouldn't come up here without any moves.
256
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,885
- I don't have any moves.
- You have moves!
257
00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:58,023
No I... Kim I appreciate
you trying to help me but...
258
00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:02,629
I've learned my limitations. I'm never
going to be a skateboarder and that's okay.
259
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:05,210
Now excuse me.
260
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,172
Son...
261
00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,770
Son...
262
00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:14,412
This is your house and I respect that.
263
00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:17,232
I shan't stay any longer.
264
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:21,145
As the handshake was to my
generation, the high five is to yours.
265
00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:23,571
So won't you give me as you kids say...
266
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,152
"Some up top".
267
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,181
Whatever Gramps.
268
00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:31,102
Whoa!
269
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:38,478
[Yelps, screams]
270
00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:45,472
Oh! Whoa!
271
00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:47,325
What just happened!?
272
00:14:47,326 --> 00:14:51,192
Dude that was the sickest
move I've ever seen!
273
00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:53,684
Mad respect! Do it again!
274
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,545
Perhaps I could tear it up just a bit!
275
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,811
No, no, no guys, guys
shows over, let's go Rudy.
276
00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,974
Get in the car, we're leaving
while you're still alive.
277
00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:04,895
- No, can't I just...
- Both: Get in the car!
278
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,104
Hey, Milton.
279
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:09,373
- Someone stole our bikes!
- Yeah.
280
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:12,933
They weren't stolen I impounded them.
281
00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:15,849
You had them chained to
the Captain Corn-dog statue.
282
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,835
That's against the rules.
283
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:22,505
Yeah, well you know what
else is against the rules?
284
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,504
Being a jerk to your friends.
285
00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:29,186
You know Milton, I think there's a
badge where your heart used to be.
286
00:15:29,187 --> 00:15:33,825
My heart's still there, only
now it's pumping justice!
287
00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:36,706
Strip mall justice!
288
00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:42,774
I couldn't help but hear
over what you say lawman.
289
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:47,669
Sometimes you need to give to
your friends the rough loving.
290
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:50,277
Thank you Phil, I'm
glad someone underst...
291
00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,738
[Goat bleats]
292
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,544
What was that?
293
00:15:55,545 --> 00:16:00,945
Uh, definitely not my goat
Tootsie, that is for sure.
294
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:04,495
Phil, animals in the kitchen
are against the rules.
295
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:08,396
Why? Tootsie's wearing a hairnet.
296
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:12,796
Wanna go suck on the
nozzles at the fro-yo store?
297
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:17,460
You kidding me? If Milton saw that he'd
write us up and put us in mall jail.
298
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,085
There's a mall jail?
299
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:21,012
Well kinda, you sit in
in Joan's office while
300
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:25,873
she reads her high
school yearbook and cry's.
301
00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,957
Take it to the door, you moron.
302
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,382
Oh! Hey, what are you guys doing here?
303
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,193
Oh, we wanted to watch you
guys steam blast the mats.
304
00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:37,756
Where's your steam blaster?
305
00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:42,620
It's uh, out at the steam
station. Yeah, it's getting filled.
306
00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:45,261
With uh, steam.
307
00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:48,756
Oh, sounds legit.
308
00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:52,972
[Whispering] Jerry, I think
these guys are robbers.
309
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:58,068
What, why would Rudy hire
robbers to clean his mats?
310
00:16:58,069 --> 00:16:59,869
Oh.
311
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:03,130
Yeah...
312
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,423
- Ah!
- Ah!
313
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,153
- Ah!
- Ah!
314
00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:09,045
- Ah!
- Ah!
315
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,906
Oof!
316
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,929
Nothing personal Tootsie.
317
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:18,181
I gotta take you in for a mug shot.
318
00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:21,842
What's going on in the dojo?
319
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,278
Psst!
320
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:32,309
Jerry, Eddie, what are you two doing?
You're not authorized to be here.
321
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,070
Neither are they.
322
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,967
They're the cleaning crew.
323
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,905
Yeah, they're cleaning us out.
324
00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,826
What?
325
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:44,670
- You mean...
- Yes.
326
00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:45,530
- They're...
- Yes.
327
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:50,151
- And you're in the middle of a...
- Yes.
328
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:55,723
Well this burglary is over.
329
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,160
You Sir, are under arrest.
330
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:02,147
[Laughing]
331
00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:04,488
Really?
332
00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:08,809
- You're arresting me?
- That's right.
333
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:13,976
You have the right to remain silent.
334
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,033
You have...
335
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:20,374
Oh, oh! Resisting arrest,
you're in big trouble now.
336
00:18:26,228 --> 00:18:30,778
You happy Milton? Look at what you and
your stupid little badge got us in to.
337
00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:35,271
Yeah, you stopped one robbery, and you
think you're some sort of superhero.
338
00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:38,468
The truth is, I didn't even do that.
339
00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:42,953
The guy slipped on my smoothie, and I
saw a chance to make myself look big.
340
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:46,417
Too bad you're not the crime
fighter you pretended to be.
341
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,698
Because that's the
guy we need right now.
342
00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:51,939
[Superhero music playing]
343
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:57,596
Holy Christmas nuts!
344
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,877
I'm huge!
345
00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:05,097
[Grunts]
346
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:06,615
Get him!
347
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,175
[Whip, moans]
348
00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:09,976
Oh!
349
00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:12,743
[Grunt]
350
00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:15,513
[Yells]
351
00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:24,064
Ah!
352
00:19:24,619 --> 00:19:26,419
Ah!
353
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,141
[Grunt]
354
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:30,752
[Thud]
355
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,913
[Yelling]
356
00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:38,008
Milton that was sick!
357
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:41,817
- What's going on?
- These guys you hired were robbers.
358
00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:44,255
And Milton took them all down.
359
00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:46,112
Milton?
360
00:19:46,113 --> 00:19:49,685
Here they are officers! Take 'em away!
361
00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:54,265
Oh, I've got to get a scooter
this beat's killing me.
362
00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:59,054
You Sir, are getting a plastic
citation, for your bravery.
363
00:19:59,055 --> 00:20:00,898
A plastic Medal of Valor.
364
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,728
And a beautiful plastic sash for your...
365
00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:05,899
No Joan, stop!
366
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,580
I don't want any of this.
367
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:11,062
I know I was acting like a jerk.
368
00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:15,288
It's just I was tired of being teased and
I wanted a little respect from you guys.
369
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:18,711
Dude just because we busted on you,
doesn't mean we don't respect you.
370
00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:21,747
Yeah, Milton what you
did was incredible.
371
00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:27,648
Thanks, but I just want things
to go back to the way they were.
372
00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,299
Joan...
373
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:34,286
Please take this badge back.
374
00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:36,207
Ow...
375
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,227
That was the pin.
376
00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:40,869
She's gonna bleed.
377
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:46,210
I need some backup, officer
has a boo-boo. [Sobbing]
378
00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:51,560
Hey, tonight we celebrate no
robbery, free falafel on me let's go!
379
00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:53,544
[Cheering]
380
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,492
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
381
00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:56,413
[Tootsie bleats]
382
00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:58,334
Uh...
383
00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,341
They're coming back for us right?
384
00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:04,225
I hope so, my butts getting numb.
385
00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:05,157
- Hey!
- Hey!
386
00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,678
- Hey!
- Hey!
387
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:11,331
Wow, prom...
388
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:15,566
I had actually blacked this one out.
389
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,727
[Sobbing]
390
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,570
That's me at the window looking in.
391
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,438
[Tootsie bleats]
392
00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:28,027
No it wasn't raining that night,
those are my tears on the window.
393
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:32,186
We keep going, unless you
think you've had enough.
394
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,841
Okay...
395
00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:37,294
Moving on to the sad years, I know...
396
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:43,195
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