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Sorry I'm late, everyone,
but I've g big news.
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I've been studying acting.
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At the even you can act academy.
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Turns out even I can act.
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My teacher is Dan lament,
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Former star
of "beach patrol."
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I loved "beach patrol."
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They had loretta the talking dolphin.
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That dolphin's all attitude.
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Talk to the fin 'cause the
blowhole ain't listening.
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Dan lamont's class is very exclusive.
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You have to go through an incredibly
rigorous selection process.
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By "rigorous" you mean
the free lesson coupon.
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Stuck under your windshield wiper?
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For your information, Dan himself told me.
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He thinks I have real talent.
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Here, let me show you guys an
exercise we learned today in class.
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It's called improv.
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- Improv? - That's right.
No script, no problem.
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Just me alone, pulling it
out of my own brain.
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You'll be pulling it out of somewhere.
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Jack, be my scene partner.
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Not gonna happen, Rudy.
Acting is really not my thing.
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Don't worry.
Just let my talent drive the train.
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Okay, here's The Scene.
We're in a...
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We're in a minimart.
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And you're the clerk and I'm...
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"ze"king of France.
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Would you care for a candy bar?
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They're king-sized.
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Oui oui.
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Sorry, you can't do that here.
Bathroom's broken.
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If you have to go wee wee,
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You gotta hold it till you
get back to your own throne.
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And scene.
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I said "and scene."
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That means The Scene is over.
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You guys, he didn't even do an accent.
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It's not funny if you don't do an accent!
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Oh man!
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♪ don't you getall tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't youcome kick it with me? ♪
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♪ and we can have a ball,run up the wall ♪
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♪ this is how we do ♪
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♪ and no matter how muchI chop and punch ♪
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♪ it's not as coolas kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ here we go,let's start the party ♪
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♪ chop it uplike it's karate ♪
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♪ everybody ♪
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♪ don't youget all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you ♪
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♪ come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ and we can have a ball,run up the wall ♪
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♪ this is how we do ♪
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♪ and no matter how muchI chop and punch ♪
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♪ it's not as coolas kickin' it with you. ♪
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To be honest with you,
I just started acting.
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Are you sure you wanna be my manager?
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I'll say it again.
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I wanna be in the Rudy business.
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I mean, dude, in that scene,
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I... I really thought you
were the king of France.
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I really took you there, huh?
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Took me there?
Under the eiffel towerg.
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Wearing a beret and eating smelly cheese.
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Rudy, I wanna be your people.
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I can't believe this.
I have people.
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Quiet down, quiet down, everybody.
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Now as you know, the cake you've baked.
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Will determine your final home ec grade.
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You know what I always say...
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Another day,
another "a."
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You know what I always say...
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You can't spell "eddie" without "d"s.
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My gold fork and I will commence.
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The walk of taste.
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That's odd.
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Sponge cake does not contain.
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Actual sponge.
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- "d-".
- Passed!
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Up top.
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Hmm. Dry, bland
and unappetizing.
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Really?
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As unappetizing as you sunbathing.
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In your bicycle shorts when you
were supposed to be at an assembly?
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"a+".
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Mr. Krupnick.
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Mr. Pedesta, sir,
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What you're about to taste
is not just a piece of cake;
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It's a piece of my heart.
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Students like you are
why I got into education.
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And gave up mexican wrestling.
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It looks like he's gonna need
that sponge after all.
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey, come on... ♪
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♪ kickin' it with you! ♪
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Uh, Rudy, what's going on?
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Jack, I'm very busy working
on my acting career.
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This is what they call in
the biz having my headshot.
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Is it cool if I worked out?
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I'm really close to nailing
a new bo staff routine.
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Fine. If you insist on
doing karate in this dojo,
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Do it over there.
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All right, Lou,
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Once we start, I want you
to capture the many moods.
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Of the man I like
to call rud-ay.
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Jack, what did you do?
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I was in the middle of the forbidden pose.
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I'll tell you what he did.
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He threw his stick
at my camera and broke it.
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You are gonna get a bill from me, Rudy.
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I'm sorry.
It was an accident.
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And I'll let you in on a little secret...
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The forbidden pose
is forbidden for a reason.
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I can't believe this.
Why would you do that?
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The bo staff just flew out of my hands.
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Rudy!
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Guess whose manager got their
superstar an audition.
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What's the part?
I'll do anything,
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Even swimsuit work if it's tasteful.
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Who am I kidding?
It doesn't have to be tasteful.
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You're auditioning to be ponegranate man.
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He's a cape-wearing fruit,
but with attitude.
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That I can play.
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- You're gonna kill it.
I hope you get it, man. - Thanks, Jack.
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Yo, pomegranate man
has to know martial arts.
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So I convinced the director to come here
tomorrow to show him what you can do.
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This is all happening so fast.
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Man's a star.
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My life is over.
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Don't you think you're overreacting?
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I certainly do not.
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Without that "a," that means
I've lost my perfect g.P.A.,
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Which means I'll never
become a thoracic surgeon.
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I'll go into a career tailspin.
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And end up selling shoes
at a ladies' sneaker outlet.
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I can't touch other people's feet.
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I can't even touch my own.
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All right, Milton, I talked to Mr.
Pedesta in the nurse's office.
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And in-between barfs,
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He told me you can retake the cake test.
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This is awesome.
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I'm gonna make a new cake
and it's gonna be perfect.
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When pedesta tries it, it'll
caress the inside of his mouth.
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With the most sweet succulent moist...
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He's gonna taste it, Milton,
not make out with it.
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♪ kickin' it with you! ♪
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It's a good thing we're helping Milton.
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If he doesn't get the "a" this time,
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He's going to flip out.
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I think that flip ship has already sailed.
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He stayed up all night watching that
angry English chef on the food channel.
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All righty-o!
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Let's get to cooking.
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Oh come on!
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You call yourself a chef?
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This looks like it belongs in the loo.
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Is that good?
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Give me your apron.
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Now get out.
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Milton!
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Sift your flour!
Sift it, sift it, sift it!
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I am pomegranate man.
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Ampomegranate man!
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I am pomegranate man!
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Rudy, you've gotta calm down.
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I can't calm down.
There's so many ways to say things.
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Look, you can't freak out.
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This is a huge opportunity.
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If you need me, I'll be
right next to you, okay?
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You're gonna love this guy.
Rudy, this is Terrence, your director.
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And this is Jack.
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- What's up, man?
- What's up, Jack?
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So, Rudy, you ready for this?
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I was born Rudy...
uh, ready.
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Okay, this is pomegranate pow.
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It's a healthy drink that helps
kids perform at their best.
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So take a drink from the bottle,
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Then say, "now I'm ready to
take on the midday drowsies"
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And then show me your best karate moves.
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Let's do this.
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And action.
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I'm sorry.
What do you need me to do?
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Show him what you can do, Rudy.
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Oh no no,
I... I got this.
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Ahh!
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Now I'm ready to take on
the midday drowsies!
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Hoo-yaaahhhhh!
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Great work.
We'll be in touch.
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Hey hey, wait.
He's got so much more,
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So much more.
Believe me.
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Hey, Rudy, do that move you invented...
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The scissor roll out dragon tail kick.
That'll shut him up.
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Right.
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I will now demonstrate.
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The scissor roll out dragon tail kick.
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That'll shut you up.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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He did it so fast,
you couldn't even see it.
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Jack, I can't remember the move.
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- Rudy, it's so simple.
Just do as I do, okay? - Okay.
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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Now I'm ready to take
on the midday drowsies!
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Pah!
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Stop!
Audition's over.
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- Jack, you got the part.
- What?!
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You were sensational.
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I'll see you on set, pomegranate man.
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Aw, Rudy babe,
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That director's an idiot.
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You are perfect for this role.
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Jack babe, the director's a genius!
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You are perfect for this role.
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Why are the lights off in here?
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Bravo.
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Look who just walked in.
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If it isn't Hollywood's new "it" boy.
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Rudy, why are you sitting
alone in the dark?
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It's only dark because
you turned off my star.
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Was it burning a little too bright for you?
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Rudy, I was trying to help you.
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How? By stealing
my career?
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What career? I've had zits that
lasted longer than your career.
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Ha ha! Zits...
that is fresh and funny.
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Stop sucking up, Jerry.
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Yesterday you told me
I was fresh and funny.
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Yesterday, Rudy.
Yesterday.
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You always have to be the star, Jack.
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That's why you sabotaged
my improv exercise,
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Ruined my photo shoot and took the role.
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That I was born to play...
pomegranate guy.
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- Man.
- Man!
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Rudy, I don't even wanna be
in that dumb commercial.
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Good, because I forbid you from taking it.
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Excuse me?
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You know what?
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Now I'm gonna do that commercial.
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And if you have a problem with it,
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Talk to my people!
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I don't believe it.
You stole my people!
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♪ and no matter how muchI chop and punch ♪
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♪ it's not as coolas kickin' it with you! ♪
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How do you feel, Jack?
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I feel like a guy this ripped
shouldn't have to come here.
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- Sitting in your bike basket.
- All right...
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Let's go over the concept.
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The whole city is being brought down.
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By a big dark cloud
called the midday drowsies.
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Right, then I fly in
and defeat the drowsies.
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With my signature pomegranate pow.
254
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,620
Okay, now it's time for you
to meet your mortal enemy...
255
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The drowsies.
256
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Hello, pomegranate guy.
257
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,540
- Man.
- Man!
258
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,610
Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.
259
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:49,450
- What do you think?
- Oh, come on!
260
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,290
I think you should crawl back.
261
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,490
To whatever slop kitchen you oozed out of.
262
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:59,400
You know, Eddie and I were
trying to help you, Milton,
263
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:02,260
But you're being a real jerk.
Good luck.
264
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:07,240
Kim, wait.
265
00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:10,170
I never got anything
other than "a"s before.
266
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:14,340
It's driving me crazy that I can't do
something as easy as baking a cake.
267
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,310
But I shouldn't take it out on my friends.
268
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,520
Or become some crazy English chef.
269
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,350
Who spits all over people.
270
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,250
I'm sorry.
271
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,520
Milton, you can figure this out.
272
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,560
I mean, you rock
in all your other subjects...
273
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,490
History, geometry, chemistry.
274
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,430
You even take honors lunch.
275
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:38,270
That's it...
chemistry!
276
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,600
I just have to look at baking.
277
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,270
As a series of chemical reactions.
278
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,550
It's alive!
279
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,220
It's alive!
280
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,460
With flavor.
281
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,400
I can't believe you're the drowsies.
282
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:46,300
Don't be afraid, Jack.
I'll try not to overshadow you.
283
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:50,310
Kind of hard to be afraid of
someone wearing a cloud tutu.
284
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,340
It's called wardrobe, and I look amazing.
285
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:56,210
Wait, are you wearing makeup?
286
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,480
Yeah, I'm the star of the commercial.
Of course I'm wearing makeup.
287
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,220
I didn't get any makeup.
288
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,420
All right, let's do this.
Bring 'em up.
289
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,390
I want makeup!
290
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,500
Thanks for coming in
on a Saturday, Mr. Pedesta.
291
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:17,230
I'll have you know I'm not happy
about being late for my spin class.
292
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,600
Let's do this.
293
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,270
Smells delicious.
294
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,210
Let's take a closer look.
295
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,310
There are a lot of chemicals
in there, Milton.
296
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:33,150
- Are you sure it's safe?
- 100%.
297
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,220
The phosphorus atoms draw negative ions.
298
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,150
And the sucrose atoms are all positive.
299
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:41,360
So everything's fine as long as
the cake doesn't come in contact.
300
00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:43,190
With any precious metal.
301
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:47,630
Uh, like say golden fork?
302
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,640
Nooooo!
303
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:11,450
So... What do you think?
304
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,420
Pretty moist, huh?
305
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,090
♪ kickin' it with you! ♪
306
00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:20,260
Pomegranate pow,
307
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,260
Take 1.
308
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,340
Wake up, tired people.
309
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:28,570
I am pomegranate man,
310
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:32,270
Here to bring pomegranate pow
to the entire city.
311
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,580
Cut cut cut!
312
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:38,450
Who was that?
Ring ring.
313
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,350
Who is it?
Oh, it's Jack phoning it in.
314
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:45,320
Okay, nobody directs anybody
on this set but me.
315
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,290
You're right, t-bone.
Jump on in here.
316
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,590
Try to get a performance out of him,
317
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,260
'cause he's giving me nothing.
318
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:56,200
- Back to one, everybody.
- Back to one, everybody!
319
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,400
And action.
320
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,410
Wake up, tired people.
321
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,180
I am pomegranate man,
322
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,080
- Here to bring pomegranate pow
to the entire city. - Cue music!
323
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,450
And battle scene.
324
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:22,460
And pomegranate pow!
325
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,230
Get pomegranate pow and say
goodbye to the drowsies.
326
00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:38,270
What are you doing?
You're not supposed to come back.
327
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,210
Well, maybe getting rid
of the drowsies isn't.
328
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,410
As easy as you thought, pomegranate man.
329
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,380
That's uh... that's not
in the script.
330
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,590
Yah!
331
00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,480
Jack, you saved me.
332
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:20,120
Of course.
I'd never let you fall.
333
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,180
Guys, Jack's cable isn't strong enough.
334
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,290
To hold the both of you.
335
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,190
Jack, let Rudy go.
336
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,220
You've got more good earning
years ahead of you.
337
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,560
Jack, let me go.
338
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,430
It's the only way you can save yourself.
339
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,200
I'm not gonna do that.
340
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,430
It's okay.
I've lived.
341
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:39,440
I've seen things...
things like Canada.
342
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,170
And a cow with a birthmark
shaped like another cow.
343
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:45,170
Forget it, Rudy.
I'm not letting go.
344
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,110
Jack, I insist you let me go.
345
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:49,550
- Okay, if that's how you want it.
- What?!
346
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,420
Jack, Jack, I'm sorry.
347
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,150
I was being a jerk.
348
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:59,150
Dude, you saved my life.
349
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,420
You know I only did this commercial
'cause you said I couldn't.
350
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,260
I had no right to do that.
351
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,360
And now that I've had a
taste of this acting thing,
352
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,600
I think I'm through with it.
353
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,600
Yeah, it's not as glamorous as it seems.
354
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,240
Between you and me, I'm sporting
a major harness wedgie.
355
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,340
Look what you two have done.
356
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:20,180
Oh, you've ruined my commercial!
357
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:21,510
You're fired!
358
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:27,280
Putting the whole little
disaster thing aside,
359
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,650
What did you think of my acting chops?
360
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:31,650
- 'cause I could go a different way.
- Rudy!
361
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,230
♪kickin' it with you! ♪
362
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,840
Milton, it's only a "d."
363
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,460
This is a feeling I've
never experienced before.
364
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,880
But you know what?
365
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,050
I did my best.
366
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,450
And that's all anybody can ask.
367
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,420
Milton krupnick can't bake a cake.
368
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,420
So what?
369
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:01,360
Get over it, world.
370
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,160
That's great.
371
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:06,060
So you're gonna stop
obsessing about your grades.
372
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,430
And start having more fun?
373
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:11,170
Sure am.
Jerry, what do you do for fun?
374
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,070
You asked the right guy.
375
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,010
Okay, see, what you do is you
take a mannequin, right?
376
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,280
You put her in a shopping cart and
you roll her down to the beach.
377
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,140
Then you tape a piece
of bologna to her head.
378
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,450
And watch the seagulls
dive-bomb her skull.
379
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,350
What do you think?
380
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,450
I think...
381
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,450
I'm gonna go and study at the library.
382
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:35,320
Oh no no no. I got some bologna
at my house. Let's go.
383
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,130
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