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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,199 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:11,450 Man, I can't handle health class anymore. 3 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:15,260 Yeah, I took that class. When they showed the video of the whale having a baby 4 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:17,560 I almost gave birth to my lunch. 5 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:20,430 Well, grace asked me to be her health class partner. 6 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:22,770 We had to take care of an egg and pretend that it was our baby. 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,700 - How'd that work out for you? - Yo, I couldn't take the pressure. 8 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:29,740 This morning I snapped, fried up our baby and ate it. 9 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:33,410 Big news, everyone. Big news! 10 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,840 Thanks to a winning essay by Kim Crawford, 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,580 Our school has won a concert. 12 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:42,720 From international mega pop star Ricky Weaver! 13 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,620 Carry on. 14 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,660 I can't believe I won! 15 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:50,560 Well, wait. Kim, you're into Ricky Weaver? 16 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:52,560 Uh, no. 17 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,730 - I'm not even sure who Ricky Weaver is. - Eh. 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,530 Really, Kim? 'cause your locker e fan. 19 00:00:58,570 --> 00:01:01,800 Dude. 20 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,770 Thanks a lot, grace. 21 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,750 Fine. 22 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:14,350 I love him. J downloaded all of his music. 23 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:16,390 And now I'm gonna meet him. 24 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:18,290 Ricky! 25 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,590 I'm beginning to think she knows who Ricky is. 26 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,360 Mm. 27 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:25,460 Jerry, we have health class next period. 28 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,630 Where's our baby? 29 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,030 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 30 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:36,910 ♪ don't you get all tough with me ♪ 31 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:40,840 ♪ I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? ♪ 32 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,910 ♪ and we can have a ball, run up the wall ♪ 33 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,850 ♪ this is how we do ♪ 34 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,850 ♪ and no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 35 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,920 ♪ it's not as cool as kickin' it with you ♪ 36 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:51,750 ♪ here we go, let's start the party ♪ 37 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,690 ♪ chop it up like it's karate ♪ 38 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,020 ♪ everybody ♪ 39 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:58,760 ♪ don't you get all tough with me ♪ 40 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,800 ♪ I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? ♪ 41 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:05,030 ♪ and we can have a ball, run up the wall ♪ 42 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,940 ♪ this is how we do ♪ 43 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:09,570 ♪ and no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 44 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:12,670 ♪ it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. ♪ 45 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:14,070 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 46 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,400 Hyah! 47 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:20,270 Pretty good. Solid contact, great form. 48 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,270 Just try to bring your foot down a little lower. 49 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,280 Okay, a little too low. 50 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:28,180 Hi. Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,080 I mean, who knows, grace? 52 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,980 He could part his hair on the left or the right. 53 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:34,250 That's just what makes Ricky Ricky. 54 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,250 I can't believe because of you. 55 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:39,290 That overgelled pretty boy is coming to our school. 56 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,990 I think he's got a doll's head. 57 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:44,990 Jack, it's so predictable be jealous of Ricky.Would. 58 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,330 What?! I'm not... 59 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,400 - I'm not jealous! - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,170 I just don't get what the big deal is. 61 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,470 Yeah, I don't get a girl see in him? 62 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,270 I have everything he does. 63 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:02,110 Really? You have talent, good looks and a private jet? 64 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:04,080 Well, I have talent, good looks. 65 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,380 And my sister's three-speed bike. 66 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:07,280 Ooh! 67 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,290 You guys sound like a bunch of haters. 68 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,120 You know, back in the day I was the lead singer in a boy band. 69 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,290 Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,030 What? Straight up, yo. 71 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:20,060 I was into a tight little outfit called "just us guyz." 72 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:23,130 With a "z." 73 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,330 That's what made it cool. 74 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,370 Check it. 75 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,200 ♪ uhhh ♪ 76 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,310 ♪ hush, girl, don't tell no one else ♪ 77 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:36,310 ♪ it's called a secret, so keep it to yourself ♪ 78 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:39,080 ♪ secret, mm mm ♪ 79 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,120 ♪ shhh. ♪. 80 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:46,260 Wow, just... wow! 81 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:51,260 I know what your secret was. 82 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:55,060 - You were awesome! - Yeah, man, that was great! 83 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,830 Well, there's more where that came from. Uh, unfortunately, 84 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,840 It's on a cassette thstuck in my car's tape deck for five years, 85 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,110 - But you guys wanna hear it? - Come on, let's go. 86 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:05,040 Uh, you guys go ahead. I'm good. 87 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,010 Rudy, what's a cassette? 88 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,810 I'm looking for Kim Crawford. 89 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:15,820 Uh, I know you. Uh, you're the guy. 90 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,050 Uh, what is it? 91 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,190 Ricky Weaver! 92 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,920 What's up, Kim? 93 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,030 Guys, it's cool. Wait in the limo. 94 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:28,200 I thought I'd stop by and say hey before the show. 95 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,230 Ricky, you're... you're... you're... 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,000 You're here. You're standing in our dojo! 97 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,770 Uh uh, Ricky, this is, uh... 98 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,980 - Uh... - - Jack. 99 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:44,410 - Jack, that's it. - Ah, what's up? 100 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,180 I'd like to bring you up onstage tonightou wrote, 101 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,150 - To dance with me. - I'm gonna... I'm gonna be dancing with you. 102 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,190 In front of the whole school?! 103 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,360 This is gonna make grace's head explode! 104 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,200 Wow! 105 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:00,230 Smooth. 106 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,300 Jack! 107 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,330 Kim, just make sure you wear something cute. 108 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,070 Cute? Of course I'll wear something cute. 109 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:10,270 I'm not gonna go up there not wearing something cute. 110 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,210 I just gotta find something cute. I'm gonna go to the cute store. 111 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,510 Am I saying out loud? Uh uh, I gotta go. 112 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,880 Bye, Kim. 113 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:21,160 Seriously, I will hurt you. 114 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,360 Serioh ha-ha-ha. I Wii knew it was you! 115 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:29,630 This day, today is a crazy day. 116 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:33,530 Can you believe it, Jack?! Ricky Weaver is right here in our mall! 117 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,970 This is falafel Phil. He owns the restaurant across the way. 118 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,700 Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky, 119 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,340 You must come to my store Ana picture with me. 120 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:45,740 Next to my shawarma meat. 121 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:49,510 I'd love to take a picture, but really gotta get going. 122 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,780 - Maybe I can come back. - Whoa, ho-ho-ho-ho whoa, wait. 123 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,680 Hey, what happened to you, huh? 124 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,720 We were just having moments of good time. 125 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:59,590 And now the walls come down and I'm just a crazy meatman. 126 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,490 With a goat friend in the kitchen? 127 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,590 You've got a goat in your kitchen? 128 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,560 Uh, what? Did I say goat? 129 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,660 No no no no, I meant microwave. 130 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,400 Is okay. You go. 131 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,400 When you come back, I'm going to name a kabob after you... 132 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,340 "Ricky on a sticky." 133 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,670 Oh, this is great one. It is going to sell. 134 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:21,610 Even more than falafel on a waffle. 135 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:25,720 Okay. So uh, you met Phil. 136 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,750 Oh man, the paparazzi showed up. 137 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,720 How do these guys find me? 138 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,420 Dude, you've got a purple hummer with spinning rims. 139 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,390 And a license plate that says "weaver mobile." 140 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,230 I'm gonna make a ru. Later. 141 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,470 - There here is. - Ricky Ricky. 142 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,400 Hope you don't mess up your pretty doll hair. 143 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,440 Okay, guys, that's enough. Come on! 144 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,510 Ricky, we'll tell you when it's enough. Just come over here. 145 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,510 - Right there, right there. - Over here, over here. 146 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,510 Hey hey, come on, guys. Take it easy. You heard the man. He wants to leave. 147 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,710 Won't you mind your own business, punk? 148 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,680 - You wrecked a good shot. - Shoving? You see, I'm not a fan of the shoving. 149 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,540 Wow, you just took out six guys. 150 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:30,510 Seven, actually. 151 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,350 But who was cheeseburgers?, right? De. 152 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:34,650 Yeah, sure. Who doesn't like cheeseburgers? 153 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:44,460 I can't believe we went to San Francisco for a cheeseburger! 154 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:48,300 What's the fun in having a private jet if you don't use it? 155 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:51,430 Ah. Thanks, beautiful. 156 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,200 How about some music? Do you like jaz? 157 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,670 Sure. Who doesn't like jay-z? 158 00:07:55,710 --> 00:08:00,340 Yo, jay-z, when you get out of the hot tub, come up here and jam with us. 159 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,580 Yeah, right. 160 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:06,150 Hey, beyonce, why don't you bring us up some peanuts? 161 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:08,250 Forget that. 162 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:11,320 I just got in the hot tub. 163 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,490 My bad, b. 164 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,100 ♪ kickin' it with you! ♪ 165 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,230 Kim, you gotta take this seriously, okay? 166 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,300 Dancing in public is a big deal. 167 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:27,170 - If you mess up, you're gonna look stupid. - Miltohe's. 168 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,570 Sometimes when you throw your hands in the air. 169 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,270 And wave 'em like you just don't care, 170 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,640 Your pants fall down. 171 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,680 Fine. Let's practice. 172 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:39,750 Cool. I'll be Kim. You'll be Ricky. 173 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,620 How about I be Kim since I alreaam Kim? 174 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:47,320 Mm, my way's better, but that works too. 175 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,590 Okay. Help her out, guys. You're in the crowd, so... 176 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,700 So everybody give me some of that "I love ricky" energy. 177 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,430 - 'kay? - Mm-hmm. 178 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:58,570 Ricky! 179 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,270 Impering, panting ) 180 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:06,180 ♪ when the day turns cold ♪ 181 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:10,010 ♪ and the skies are gray 182 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:14,120 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 183 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:17,250 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 184 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:22,320 ♪ when you walk alone ♪ 185 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,060 ♪ on day... ♪ 186 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,160 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 187 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,870 - What'd you call that? - Uh, dancing. 188 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,270 Uh uh uh uh uh uh. 189 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,170 That was not dancing. 190 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,170 That was a crime against dancing. 191 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,210 For your information, when I dance, 192 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,110 People stop and stare. 193 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:46,020 Oh, really? Do they look like this? 194 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,350 You know, 195 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,960 We're better that that tool Ricky Weaver. 196 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:58,360 I mean, we've got the moves and I... 197 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,000 I've certainly got the looks. 198 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,270 You know, we could start a group and be the ones. 199 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,170 With the money and the girls. 200 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,900 Yeah, all we need is a lead singer. 201 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:11,370 Hey guys, check it out. 202 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:16,250 I found the dope gear I used to rock when I was in just us guyz. 203 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,320 Rudy, we want to form a boy band. 204 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:22,080 How about you join us? You've been where we want to go. 205 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,420 Whoa whoa whoa. 206 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:26,560 Just us guyz was the most popular act ever. 207 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:29,190 Among my family members. 208 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,190 Oh, and when that band broke up, it broke my heart. 209 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,260 I don't know if I've ever really gotten over it. 210 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,230 It will take a lot for me to come out of retirement. 211 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,370 - You can be the lead singer. - I am in! 212 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,600 - Yeah. - Yeah. 213 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,510 Oh! Huh, Mr. Weaver, 214 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:52,510 I was getting a little worried. The show starts in an hour. 215 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:55,550 I had Ernie the janitor standing by to take your place. 216 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:59,360 He's never really given up on his rock dream. 217 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:07,360 Ernie? Not gonna happen. 218 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,400 Hey, have a great show, Ricky. And thanks for the cheeseburger. 219 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,340 Oh, and thank jay-z for signing my barf bag. 220 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,240 Yo, hang on, Jack. 221 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:19,110 Can I ask you something about Kim? 222 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,010 If it's about the whole... 223 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,410 ...Thing, it's new to me too. 224 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,310 She's just so psyched that she won the essay contest. 225 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,320 Ah, it's not really a contest. 226 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:30,190 My record company makes me do these dumb school concerts, 227 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,590 So I just go through the pictures. 228 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,590 And pick out the hottest girl. 229 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,590 You know what I'm saying?! 230 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,200 W-wait, so that's why Kim won? 231 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,330 Because she's the hottest girl? 232 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:49,340 Yeah. Why? You guys don't have a thing, do you? 233 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,140 No. 234 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:54,110 Cool. Because after I dance with her, 235 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,380 I'm gonna bring her backstage, make my move on her, 236 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,250 Then dump her. 237 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:05,220 Ricky, the ?? Team's chopper just landed on the football field. 238 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:09,120 Probably for the best, we're losing by 30 points anyway. 239 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,290 Ricky is a sleazebag. 240 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,330 I've gotta tell Kim. 241 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:21,240 Let it go, Ernie. It's not gonna happen, okay? 242 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,410 ♪ kickin' it with you! ♪ 243 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,980 Ladies and gentlemen, 244 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,680 give it up for the black belt boys. 245 00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:34,420 - Singing their brand-new hit "love ninja." 246 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,390 ♪ you snuck into my heart just like a ninja ♪ 247 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:48,400 ♪ I'ma buy you Sushi with some "ginja" ♪ 248 00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:57,370 ♪ one day I'll put a ring around your "finja" ♪ 249 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,510 ♪ you're my love ninja ♪ 250 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,640 ♪ my samurai, you're my love ninja ♪. 251 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,310 You're my love ninja ♪ ♪ my samurai, 252 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,350 ♪ my samurai ♪ 253 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,350 ♪ if I can't hagirl ♪ 254 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:14,120 ♪ I will die. ♪. 255 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:20,300 Nice! We are tight, all right. 256 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,330 And out of sight! 257 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,300 It's just a thing we used to say back in the day. 258 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,340 By "the day" do you mean the 1800s? 259 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,140 I think we sound pretty good. 260 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,310 Good? Dude, we're total swag! 261 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,310 You can't keep making up words. 262 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,320 And hope they catch on. 263 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,190 Yo, why gotta come at me with all that flidge? 264 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,520 Now we just need a place to play. 265 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:52,430 No, have it. Ricky Weaver's gonna launch our careers. 266 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,200 We're gonna open for him tonight at the school. 267 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,530 Clearly, we're the greatest musical act. 268 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,430 In the history of the world, 269 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,370 But how are we gonna get on that stage? 270 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,370 Security's gonna be alalalalalall over. 271 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,270 No. Security won't be a problem. 272 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:09,210 You guys are not just musical artists. 273 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,250 You are martial artists. 274 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,580 Now what's the name of our song? 275 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:15,180 - "love ninja"? - I can't hear you. 276 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:19,150 - "love ninja"! - And that's exactly how we're gonna take the stage... 277 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,490 Ninja style! 278 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,430 ♪ kickin' it with you! ♪ 279 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,530 Oh. Kim, there you are! 280 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,330 Wow! 281 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,370 I've never seen you in a dress before! 282 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,500 - Are you wearing lip gloss?! - No! 283 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,610 Why? Does it look okay? 284 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,280 There's something you should know about Ricky. 285 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:44,280 The contest you won was a fake. 286 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,380 He just looked at your picture and thought you were cute. 287 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,250 Ricky is not that shallow, Jack. 288 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,590 He seriously thought I was cute? 289 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,620 After the concert he's gonna take you backstage, 290 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:57,490 Make a move on you and then dump you. 291 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,330 He din every city. 292 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,500 I know what this is about, Jack. 293 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,370 You don't like Ricky, so you're making up lies about him. 294 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,330 To make him sound like some kind of monster. 295 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,370 He is a monster! 296 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,240 A private-jet-flying, San Francisco burger-buying. 297 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,170 And hot-tub and doll-haired monster! 298 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,610 Okay, that's just a big bowl of word salad! 299 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:19,280 ♪ and no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 300 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,180 ♪ it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! ♪ 301 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,550 you guys are gonna make the greatest entrance ever! 302 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,290 Here's the plan... when you hear me say, 303 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,230 "give it up for the black belt boys," 304 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:33,290 You jump on the ziplines, fly through the air and land on the stage. 305 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:36,530 Rudy, I have to hold my mother's hand when I cross the street, 306 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:39,500 So flying through the air is the kind of thing she wanna know about. 307 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:42,300 Guys, it's a zipline. 308 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,470 How hard can it be? You just get on it, you know, 309 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,540 Zip! 310 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,580 Why aren't you zipping with us? 311 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:50,380 We're 60 feet up in the air! Are you crazy?! 312 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:58,120 Nos give it up for our beloved school mascot. 313 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:02,060 Whaley the whale! 314 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,160 Yo yo yo! What's up, seaford? 315 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,370 Are you ready to party? 316 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,270 Security! 317 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,370 All right, before we bring our Ricky, 318 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,540 Put your hands together for the newest music sensation. 319 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:19,110 Singing "love ninja," 320 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:21,440 Give it up for the black belt boys! 321 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:30,050 ♪ you snuck into my heart just like a ninja... ♪. 322 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,190 Let go! 323 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:45,530 Shh, black belt boys, out! 324 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,410 Uh, okay, I don't know ífwhat thwas, 325 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,150 But now for the person 326 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,480 Ricky Weaver! 327 00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:10,190 ♪ when the day turns cold ♪ 328 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:14,030 ♪ and the skies are gray ♪ 329 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,400 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 330 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:19,970 - Excuse me. - ♪ I'll always be there... ♪ 331 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,440 Jack, you're unbelievable! What are you doing here?! 332 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,140 I'm not letting you up there. 333 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,240 Jack, I'ncing with Ricky. 334 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,150 What are you doing? Let go of me. 335 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,180 Jack, let go of me! 336 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,290 Hey, just one second. 337 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,220 Let go! 338 00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,220 ♪ baby baby... ♪ 339 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,130 Kim, he's a sleazebag! 340 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,230 Hey, great plan, Rudy! 341 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,230 We blew our big shot. 342 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:57,170 I mean, I'm still gonna get girls, but did you ever think about Milton and Eddie? 343 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,410 You know what, guys? This isn't my fault. 344 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,010 Professionals would have bounced off that wall and started singing. 345 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,380 The problem is you boys are soft. 346 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:06,980 That's it! I'm going solo. 347 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,280 - I'm going solo with you! - Yeah! 348 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,290 Fine by me. I'm done with you guys. 349 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,320 Good. 350 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,030 You know, it was kind of cool to be back onstage again. 351 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,100 I miss what we had. 352 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,270 I don't even remember why we broke up. 353 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,040 Me neither. So many good memories. 354 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:31,070 I love you guys. We've gotta get the band back together. 355 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,240 - He's right. - We were meant to perform. 356 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,410 - We are a boy band! - Yeah! 357 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,280 Did you say boy band?! I was boy band... 358 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,280 The hakmahk boys! Who could forget our hit single... 359 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,090 "baby's got the noosh"? 360 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:47,220 ♪ yalla habibi, baby's got the noosh ♪ 361 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,530 ♪ you got the noosh, baby, I got the noosh. ♪ 362 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,430 Kim! 363 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,330 Kim! 364 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,130 Have a nice flight, Ricky. 365 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,340 - Are you okay? - Yeah, Jack, I'm fine. 366 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,380 And looks like you were right. 367 00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:10,180 Congratulations. Ah, bye-bye, Ricky. 368 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:15,380 Wow, she throws pretty good for a girl. 369 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,190 Looks like you messed around with the wrong person. 370 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,390 I don't understand. She's the first girl in 20 schools. 371 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,390 Who wouldn't let me kiss her. 372 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,390 Mm, Kim is not like the others. 373 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:30,330 On the outside she's like a cute little lamb, 374 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,030 But on the inside she's like a vicious killer lamb. 375 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:36,000 , I'll be in Kansas tomorrow. 376 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,070 You should see the chick that won that contest. It's good to be famous. 377 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,350 - Not always. - What do you mean? 378 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,380 Hold on a second. 379 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,150 Hey guys, he's in here. 380 00:19:57,030 --> 00:20:00,190 - Ah, bye-bye, Ricky. - Please stop. 381 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,430 ♪ hey! ♪ 382 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:13,760 ♪ come on! ♪ 383 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,630 Hey. I saw the light on. 384 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:19,740 - What are you doing here? - Just a little late- night workout. 385 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,700 Hey uh... Jack, so we're clear, 386 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,710 You know I can take care of myself, right? 387 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:27,480 Yeah, I know. You just won the gold medal on the Ricky toss. 388 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:29,710 Thanks for having my back, Jack. 389 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,450 No problem. 390 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,650 Y-you know, 391 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,750 I had some really expensive cheeseburgers 392 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:40,460 For lunch today. But you know what? 393 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,530 I think the ones at circus burger are actually better. You wanna grab one? 394 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,430 Sure. 395 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,730 Milton? Milton, what's wrong with you, man? 396 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:52,700 I don't know how you do that. Are you dumb? 397 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:55,370 Yo, no! I'm telling you, Phil, 398 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:58,440 - You cannot be in the group anymore. - What?! Why?! 399 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,780 - Because you are a stage hog! - What?! 400 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,320 Goat hairball. Sorry. 401 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,680 How dare you? 402 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,520 I don't even want to be in your group anymore, Rudy. 403 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,250 I'm going to form my own. 404 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,620 - Eddie, do you want to be in my group? - No. 405 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,690 - Milton? - No. 406 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,690 - Jerry? - No-oo. 407 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,600 Good news, Rudy. I'm back in the group. 408 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:21,360 One, two, three! 409 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,470 ♪ yalla habibi, baby got the noosh ♪ 410 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,500 ♪ yalla habibi, baby got the noosh... ♪ let's go! 411 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:30,540 ♪ yalla habibi, baby got the noosh ♪ 412 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,640 ♪ baby got the noosh, baby got thththtnoosh...♪ 413 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,610 That's it. ♪ yalla habibi ♪ 414 00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:38,410 ♪ baby got the noosh. ♪ okay. 415 00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,710 Yes. 416 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,110 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 417 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,710 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31930

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