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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,599 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:22,260 Oh yeah, waxy Wednesday, 3 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:26,490 where plastic tray meets a freshly buffed floor and legends are born. 4 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,350 Hey, guys. I got the tray. 5 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:32,950 - Any problem getting by Marge the lunch lady? - Nah. 6 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:36,080 She said he don't pay her enough to care. 7 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,960 Guys, did I miss anything? 8 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,300 Not yet. 9 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:44,550 Hey! Shouldn't you be in detention for putting a tolu in the boy bathroom? 10 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,170 I should be, but when you sit me in the back and you go window open 11 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:52,030 I must take color-flag risk. 12 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:55,160 Jack, your record's about to be broken. 13 00:00:55,230 --> 00:01:00,400 Prepare for the new world champion, Milton the miso crabnic. 14 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,780 Dude, it's a sandwich. 15 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,800 Oh, look at this! I've walked into the middle of a loser-po-loser. 16 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,270 - What do you want Truman? - I thought I just hang out. 17 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,950 Do you have to do it here? 18 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,140 It's a free hallway Jerry. 19 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:26,940 Truman, if you escuse me. I have a date with destiny. 20 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,130 Oh, that would be your first date ever. 21 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:32,830 Ha ha ha ha. Very funny. 22 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:35,520 You're about to see my skin marks 23 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:41,750 Ok, I thought that gonna sound different when it came out. 24 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,850 Ok guys, this garbage can marked Jack's record of 47 floor tiles. 25 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:03,430 He just shattered your record. 26 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:06,630 And that paper-maseille solar system outside the science room. 27 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:08,770 It looks like somebody greased this tray. 28 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:11,340 Looks like. Ha ha ha ha! 29 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:18,710 Looks like Saturn's now larged in the dark side of the moon. 30 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,110 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 31 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,040 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 32 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:31,470 ♪ I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? ♪ 33 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,210 ♪ and we can have a ball, run up the wall ♪ 34 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,140 ♪ this is how we do ♪ 35 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,150 ♪ and no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 36 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:41,180 ♪ it's not as cool as kickin' it with you ♪ 37 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,520 ♪ here we go, let's start the party ♪ 38 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,450 ♪ chop it up like it's karate ♪ 39 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:46,290 ♪ everybody ♪ 40 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,520 ♪ don't you get all tough with me ♪ 41 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:54,060 ♪ I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? ♪ 42 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,300 ♪ and we can have a ball, run up the wall ♪ 43 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,230 ♪ this is how we do ♪ 44 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:00,370 ♪ and no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 45 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,510 ♪ it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. ♪ 46 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:04,910 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 47 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,530 Hold on. 48 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,530 Something's different. Wait, don't tell me. 49 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,430 New bathrobe. 50 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:31,470 It's my hair. This is what I get for showering. 51 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:35,380 Rudy, what kind of shampoo are we using? 52 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:37,450 That's the same shampoo we always use. 53 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,320 What? This isn't shampoo. 54 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,620 It's pink hair dye. 55 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:46,550 Dude, do you shampoo your leg hair? 56 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:51,430 Bro, when I shampoo, I'm all in. 57 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,200 Love your new look! 58 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,500 Awesome. Just awesome. 59 00:03:57,530 --> 00:04:00,170 I know you did this, Truman. 60 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,240 Somehow you snuck in here and switched out that shampoo for pink hair dye. 61 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,270 - what? - No, it wasn't Truman. 62 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:08,280 I've been here all day and I never once saw him ooze his way in here. 63 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:12,110 Looks like I've got an airtight alibi. 64 00:04:12,150 --> 00:04:14,120 See ya around, pinky. 65 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:19,190 Pinky? 66 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,490 Why would anyone call me "pinky"? 67 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,390 Ow! 68 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,290 Oh, I get it. 69 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,470 ♪ come kick it with me ♪ 70 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,430 ♪ come on! ♪ 71 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:38,170 - Flawless. - It's breathtaking. 72 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:41,380 Perfection! 73 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:43,550 I don't know what we're looking at. 74 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,380 It's a single grain of rice. 75 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,520 I spent over $1,000 on it. 76 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:51,190 A tibetan monk spent a year engraving. 77 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,450 - The Wasabi code on it. - Mmm. 78 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:56,260 I once wrote my name on a corn dog with mustard. 79 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,230 But then I ate it, so I really can't prove it. 80 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,300 Lonnie, you could never appreciate. 81 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,200 Such a precious piece of art. 82 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,430 - You own a reptile store and your car has a tail. - Hmm. 83 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,110 Oh no. No no no no. 84 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:13,170 - That did not just happen! - It sure did. 85 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,310 - Well, we'll see you around. - No no no no! 86 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:18,450 No no, you open your girlfriend's mouth 87 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,380 - 'cause I'm going in! - Just relax. 88 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,390 - It'll come out in her poop. - How long is that gonna take? 89 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,090 Well, Brazilian monkey lizards usually go once a year, 90 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,560 And she just went, so a year. 91 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,430 No no no, I... I can't wait a whole year. 92 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:33,460 You know what? We have to trick her. 93 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,460 Into thinking that the seasons are changing. 94 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,270 Are you insane? 95 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,270 You seriously think you can outsmart a lizard? 96 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,400 It sleeps in a sock and its best friend is a stick, 97 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,540 So I'm gonna go with "yes." 98 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:47,280 Wait, what was that? 99 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,240 It sounded like that thing just laughed at me. 100 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,180 Don't be ridiculous. Lizards don't know how to laugh. 101 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,150 You are so bad. 102 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,560 Come on, people! Let's make some noise! 103 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,420 As the Captain of our pep squad, 104 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:07,160 Kim Crawford leads out our championship girls' basketball team. 105 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,160 The seaford. 106 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,130 Lady whales! 107 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:14,140 All right, girls, when I break through that paper, 108 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,300 I want you guys to keep going, throw your hands up in the air. 109 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:18,470 And pep that crowd up! Come on, everyone! 110 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,510 Pep pep pep! 111 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,180 Come on! 112 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,320 Oh! 113 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,520 Look like you got yourself intosticky situation. 114 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,270 Okay. 115 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,340 - I love the fall. - Mmm. 116 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:52,270 I can't believe it's Thanksgiving already. 117 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:55,110 But I guess that's what happens when time passes. 118 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,280 And the seasons change. 119 00:06:57,310 --> 00:07:00,110 Almost makes you wanna poop. 120 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,550 Do not rush it. 121 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:06,320 Now let's eat. 122 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,060 Mmm. How's the Turkey? 123 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,190 I don't know. The stuffing's pretty good. 124 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:15,300 Eh, it's lenore's favorite. It's got meal worms in it. 125 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:27,480 Check it out... Heather Clark. 126 00:07:27,510 --> 00:07:30,040 Oh, she's reading the note I left in her locker, 127 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,480 Which means she's gonna come over here. 128 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:34,420 Pit crew, go go go go. 129 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,060 - Roll roll roll roll. - Wait wait wait. 130 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,500 A final touch... a splash of cologne. 131 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,570 Ah. 132 00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:58,340 What the... 133 00:07:58,370 --> 00:08:01,540 Oh! Someone put bleu cheese in my cologne. 134 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:04,250 I can't stand bleu cheese. 135 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,280 Remember what happened when he smelled it at... 136 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,350 Whoa, don't... don't hurl, man. Or think about hurling. 137 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:11,290 - Or the taste in your mouth you get right before... - Shut it! 138 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,290 Hey, Jack, I got your note. I thought it was really sweet. 139 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:19,360 Eww! 140 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:21,400 You just yakked on my shoes! 141 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,070 It's a category 5 hurl-icane! 142 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:39,180 Guys, we all know Truman's behind all these pranks. 143 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,420 We just gotta figure out how he's doing it. 144 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:45,090 Grease, hair dye, sticky paper and bleu cheese... 145 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,160 Sounds like my grandmother's medicine cabinet. 146 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:50,460 Truman's picking us off one by one. 147 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:53,130 He's got all of us, except for... 148 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,130 - Eddie. - What are you guys saying? 149 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,330 We're saying you're next. 150 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:05,170 If I were you, I'd roll myself up in bubble wrap and sit in the basement. 151 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,240 I did that when my father showed me my own birth video. 152 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,250 Do you guys have any idea where we come from? 153 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:17,020 My mother told me it was a Pumpkin patch. 154 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,090 I wish. 155 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,160 I think what Eddie needs to hear. 156 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,030 Is that we're gonna be there for him. 157 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:29,100 Guys, guys, I can take care of myself. 158 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:31,470 No no no, don't worry, Eddie. We'll protect you. 159 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,000 We'll walk you to school in the morning... 160 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,340 And after school we'll walk you back home. 161 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,240 We'll be the last thing you see at night. 162 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:39,370 And the first thing you see in the morning. 163 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,310 How do you like your eggs? 164 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,050 Guys, stop! 165 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,410 I can't take it anymore! 166 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:49,020 It wasn't Truman who pulled those pranks on you. 167 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,350 - Well, then who was it? - It was me. 168 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,020 What? 169 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,680 Eddie, why would you prank us like that? 170 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,500 Do you know what you did to me? That paper was so sticky, 171 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:05,270 I lost four freckles and half an eyebrow. 172 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,370 And a clown keeps following me around. 173 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:10,640 Asking me where I get my hair done. 174 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,310 I didn't want to. 175 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,210 Truman's been blackmailing me. 176 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,650 How is he blackmailing you? 177 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:20,320 Truman's father owns the security company that watches the mall. 178 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:23,220 - So? - One night 179 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,560 Rudy let me stay late in the dojo to work on some moves. 180 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:29,630 The thing is I wasn't working on karate moves. 181 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:33,430 May I have this dance? 182 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,740 You put on that cherry lip gloss for me? 183 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,450 Truman saw everything from his father's office. 184 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:57,350 He put it on a flash drive. 185 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,320 And unless I do whatever he says, 186 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,560 He's gonna put it on the Internet. 187 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,400 - I'm sorry, guys. - It's okay, Eddie. 188 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:08,300 He's not gonna get away with it. 189 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:11,340 Truman's gonna be sorry he messed with us. 190 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,670 When you poke a bear, do you know what happens? 191 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,370 Seriously, does anybody know? 192 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,580 Brr! Whoa. 193 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,450 What are you guys doing in here? 194 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,190 Just celebrating Christmas with a monkey lizard. 195 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,590 Waiting for it to poop out something that belongs to me. 196 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,390 Oh, right on. Wait. 197 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:37,530 How do you know the lizard's not Jewish and celebrates hanukkah? 198 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,470 - We don't. - Oh! 199 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:45,270 ♪ hanukkah, hanukkah ♪ 200 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,470 ♪ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hanukkah ♪ 201 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:50,540 ♪ and a happy kwanzaa too... ♪ 202 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:53,140 - Just covering my bases. - Oh. 203 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,280 ♪ don't you think it's time for you to poo? ♪. 204 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:04,220 Okay, our mission is to get into the security office. 205 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,320 And grab the flash drive out of the safe. 206 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,090 Let's go over the plan one more time. 207 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,190 I'll get Truman out of the office. 208 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,460 By taking him to the parking lot. 209 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,600 And letting him shoot paintballs at me. 210 00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:17,230 - You think he'll go for it? - I'm pretty sure. 211 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:23,440 Once we're inside, I'll disarm the security system. 212 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,280 - I'll crack the safe. - Out in the courtyard, 213 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,580 I'll distract the security guard. 214 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:30,580 And I'll distract the guard's dog. 215 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,580 How are you gonna distract the dog? 216 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,450 See, I don't know if you know this about me, 217 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:37,450 But I was partially raised by wolves. 218 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:42,360 That actually explains a lot. 219 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,600 Check it. 220 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,600 Those are my peeps. 221 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,610 Only one more season until this glorified wallet. 222 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,280 Gives me back my rice. Now let's go. 223 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:03,580 Hey, whoa. You're forgetting the best part of spring break. 224 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,290 Wet t-shirt contest! 225 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,490 - Oh yeah! - Whoo! 226 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,520 - Yeah! - Oh yeah! 227 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,230 - Oh. Oh! - Whoo! Whoo. 228 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:19,260 - Your turn. - Oh, okay. 229 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,130 - Here we go. - Yeah! Oh y... 230 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,300 You win. Let's go. 231 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,240 ♪ kickin' it with you! ♪ 232 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:33,140 Oh boy, we got another one. 233 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,480 You know the mall is closed, right? 234 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:38,580 Uh, yeah. I'm sorry. 235 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,450 I was just trying to find a quiet place. 236 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,590 To try the hottest new celebrity workout. 237 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,290 I told you that the mall is clos... 238 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,430 Did you say "hottest new celebrity workout"? 239 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,260 Yeah, it combines karate with pilates. 240 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,330 It's called, uh, 241 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,300 Karate-lates. 242 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,540 Karate-lates. Wow. 243 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,470 Do you think you could show me? 244 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,410 Yeah, but not in front of the dog. 245 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,110 It's based on actual dog movements, 246 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,550 And if he sees it... 247 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,450 He'll think you're making fun of him. 248 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,120 Oh, that totally makes sense. 249 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,160 King, take five. 250 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,330 Mommy's going to try some karate-lates. 251 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,130 Okay, right on. 252 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,530 Oh look at this. 253 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:31,570 We're gonna sweat. It's gonna get intense. 254 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,540 - Okay, close your eyes... - Okay, can do. 255 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:41,210 - ...And, umm... - Mm-hmm, closed. 256 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,210 - ...Breathe like a dog. - Oh, okay. 257 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,590 Yo, what up, dog? 258 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,260 Yeah, you and I, we like the same things... 259 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,500 Chasing cats, chewing on slippers. 260 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,370 And dragging our butts across the carpet. 261 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,500 You know what I'm talking about. 262 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,420 Wow, military-grade security lasers. 263 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:24,220 Okay, now that I did not expect. 264 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,460 Kill switch is on the other side. 265 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,330 How do we get past this? 266 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,560 Very carefully. 267 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,370 Whoa. 268 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:48,550 Whoa! 269 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,160 Let's go. 270 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,170 - There it is. - No no no! 271 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,500 There's weight sensors in the carpet. 272 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,240 - We can't walk on the floor. - Well, what do we do? 273 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,320 Hey, come on. 274 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,460 How do we get across the office? 275 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,430 I'll carry you across, okay? 276 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,560 You open that safe and get the flash drive. 277 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,330 Let's go. 278 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,270 All right. 279 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,210 Truman has... 280 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,540 ...Four brothers. Okay. 281 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:56,250 He's claimed to have kissed seven girls. 282 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,420 - Lying. - What? 283 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,390 And he has three nipples. 284 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,190 - Yes. - Yes, you did it. 285 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,220 You made that last one up, didn't you? 286 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,290 No. He swims at my y. 287 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,300 Oh. Yes! 288 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:15,400 Okay, now how do we get down? 289 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,570 That's a very good question. 290 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,140 We've got the flash drive. Let's go. 291 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:27,080 Wow. Very nice form. 292 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,480 You're a fast learner. You feel the burn? 293 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,550 Whoo-wee! I feel it! 294 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:34,350 Hey, look. 295 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,550 My butt's looking better already. 296 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,320 Karate-lates. 297 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,260 I'm in. Whoo! 298 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,500 Breaking into my father's office?! 299 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:48,200 You guys are in so much trouble! 300 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:51,340 We'll take whatever comes, but we had to help a friend out. 301 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,370 I want that flash drive and I want it rignow. 302 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,340 All right, all right, we'll give it back. 303 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:59,580 But first we've got another video we want you to see. 304 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,110 What are you talking about? 305 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,350 Here you go. 306 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,150 Okay. 307 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,150 Truman's on his way in. 308 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,160 He's about to find out about the flash drive. 309 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,260 I don't think he's gonna take it too well. 310 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:29,070 Hey, why is the safe open? 311 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,170 Where's the flash drive? 312 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,340 No! 313 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,080 It's the worst day of my life! 314 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,220 Ah! I'm gonna run away and never come back! 315 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:56,170 Yup, I got your whole crybaby freak-out. 316 00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,400 Doesn't feel so good when it's you, does it, Truman? 317 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,210 If that thing gets out, my life will be over! 318 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,380 I'll be known as tantrum boy. 319 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:12,380 Please tell me you won't post that video. 320 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,380 We're not gonna post it. 321 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,220 We're not like you, Truman. 322 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,260 Hey, how about a deal? We destroy both videos. 323 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,260 And you never mess with us again, deal? 324 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,290 Deal. Just delete it, pleasplease! 325 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,440 You know I only... I only melted down like that. 326 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,400 Because I knew the camera was there. 327 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:39,280 - I was just putting on a show. - Well, show's over. 328 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,180 When you mess with one of us, 329 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,250 You mess with all of us. 330 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,320 Bye, Truman. 331 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,150 Bye, Eddie. 332 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,320 - Maybe next week we can go paintball... - Get out. 333 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,530 Eddie, remember what you just told Truman... 334 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,400 If you're in trouble, we'll always be there for you. 335 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:03,300 Got it. 336 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,170 Thanks, guys. 337 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,140 Has anyone seen Jerry? 338 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,510 Last time I saw him, he was out in the courtyard. 339 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,240 So the thing about me is that I'm pretty tough, 340 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,140 But I also have a sensitive side. 341 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,310 My perfect date would end with a moonlit walk on the beach. 342 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,320 What are you doing with my dog? 343 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,120 Oh, I'm just getting to know her. 344 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,520 You know he's a boy, right? 345 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,360 This is really awkward. 346 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:29,290 It is for all of us. 347 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,230 ♪ kickin' it with you! ♪ 348 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,910 This summer heat is gonna kill me. 349 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:40,390 Not if I kill you first. 350 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,690 When is this thing going to poop out my rice. 351 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,580 She usually does it after the fireworks. 352 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,510 It's a combination of fear and and patriotism. 353 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,560 - We don't need fireworks. - Oh! 354 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,500 Don't we? 355 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,730 Look at that one. 356 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,000 That one's in the shape of a ball. 357 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,740 Alright, alright, enough. 358 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,740 This is the stupiest thing I've ever... 359 00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,350 I believe that. 360 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,350 It's for you. 361 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:20,360 My rice. I finally have back the most precious thing I ever... 362 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,840 So I guess I'll... 363 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,050 See you at Thanksgiving. 364 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:39,650 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 365 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:44,250 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27295

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