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Good morning, Dennis.
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Hey, Jack, if it's okay,
I'm gonna call maintenance
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and have them hang
a shelf back here for some personal stuff.
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No, it's not okay.
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Come on!
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People bring me
ceramic kitties from all over the world
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and I wanna share
them with the office.
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No, I meant
you should be more handy and do it yourself.
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Modern man
is way too dependent.
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Tell you what,
I'll get my new executive tool-kit
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and I'll put up
your shelf myself.
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Oh, that's the spirit.
Brave move. Very admirable.
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Hey, maintenance?
Yeah.
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I'll need a drywaller,
a painter and a paramedic.
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Great.
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Morning, all.
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Oh, God, what's that
filthy thing doing in the office?
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Oh, come on,
she works here.
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Please, I am not
in the mood.
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Dorna Luge gave out
parakeets at the party
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celebrating
her summer collection,
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and the dumb thing
kept me up all night.
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Ooh, Dorna Luge
is back in the country?
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Did she bring
me anything?
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Yeah. Here.
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(CHUCKLES)
Ooh! Meow, meow.
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A calico.
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Oh, why'd they have
to queer it up with a pink collar?
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Nina, couldn't
you've left that thing at home?
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Well, I would have,
but Dorna mentioned
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she might stop by
the office
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and I wanted her to see
how much I love her asinine party favor.
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Since when do you care
what Dorna Luge thinks?
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Since she hosts
a voyage to Greece on her yacht every summer.
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It's two glorious weeks
of beautiful people and flowing champagne.
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My God, there'll be
more pairing off than on Noah's Ark.
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Just keep that thing
in your office.
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I don't want it
destroying the place.
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Clear!
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And that concludes
today's episode of "This Old Man."
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Hey, Maya.
Morning, Elliott.
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Listen, are you doing
anything on Sunday?
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Why? What's up?
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My family's having
a birthday party for my little brother.
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And you're inviting me?
That is so sweet.
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Wait. Why are
you inviting me?
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Because I like you.
And I thought you'd get a kick
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out of a big Italian
Sunday dinner.
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That is so nice.
Why, really?
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Okay, my mother's always
trying to set me up with the neighbor's daughter.
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And you want me
there because...
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She's got a lower lip
like a pelican.
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Pass.
Come on. Come on.
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It'll mean a lot
to my brother to meet somebody new.
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What does
that mean?
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Well, my brother
had an accident when he was 18.
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He fell.
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See, now,
he's a little slow.
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Oh. Oh!
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Yeah. I mean,
he's the sweetest guy in the world.
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You'll love him.
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Well, yeah.
Sure. Yeah.
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Great! Great!
I mean, you'll...
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You know, have good food.
You'll drink some wine.
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You'll feel like
you're part of the family.
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And by the way,
just don't wear any make-up.
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Why not?
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My mother
will call you a whore.
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Dennis, is there anything
for patching a wall in my tool-kit?
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Nope.
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Well, then exchange it
for the executive hammock.
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Hey, what's this?
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What?
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This.
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Let me see. Oh.
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You know what that is?
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One of those old
pneumatic tube systems
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for sending paperwork
around the building.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
I'll telegraph President Coolidge.
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No, but I wonder
if it still works.
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Ah, I'd be surprised.
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(HISSING)
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
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No big deal.
That was my cheap watch.
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I gave you that watch.
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Who wants a watch
with a cat on it?
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Hey. Hey.
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Elliott!
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Ma!
Oh, honey!
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Hi, Ma.
Hey, everybody.
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Oh, it's so good
to see you.
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I want you to
meet Maya.
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Hi, Mrs. DiMauro.
It's so nice to meet you.
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Oh, it's nice
to meet you, too.
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Are you wearing rouge?
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No.
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'Cause it looks like
you're wearing rouge.
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It's really cold out.
I swear.
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Okay.
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Come on.
I'll introduce you to my brother Donnie.
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Donnie!
Donnie, this is my friend, Maya!
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Happy birthday,
Donnie!
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I'm Donnie with a "D."
Green quarter?
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Huh?
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He likes it
when people give him money.
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Oh.
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Here you go.
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Green quarter.
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He likes
paper money.
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Okay. Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I'm all done!
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Oh, I'll get that.
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I'll get it.
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I love you, Ma.
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Oh, you see,
that makes it all worthwhile.
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I love you, table.
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Okay, Donnie.
You wanna help me with the dishes, huh?
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Break the dishes!
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Never mind.
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Donnie, you want
something to drink?
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Donnie wants a beer.
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You know what
the doctor said...
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Donnie wants a beer!
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Okay. Okay.
Okay. Maya?
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A glass of wine
would be great.
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Okay.
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So, today is
your birthday.
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You're pretty.
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Thank you.
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Donnie wants a kiss.
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(CHUCKLING)
Oh, that's...
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That's sweet.
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Kissey.
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Oh, well...
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No, Donnie want a kiss
like on Showtime.
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Well, I don't think
we know each other well enough.
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But you can be
my pretend boyfriend.
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So, you like
football, huh?
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Donnie has a secret.
You promise not to tell anybody?
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Well, sure, I promise.
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Swear, cross your heart?
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Cross my heart.
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On a stack
of Bible books.
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I swear.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I'm not really slow,
all right?
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I faked falling out
of that tree.
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And now everybody
waits on me hand and foot.
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It is the sweetest scam
in the world.
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What?
Yeah.
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So, you wanna go
get some sushi?
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Have a little sake?
Get a little weird? Whatever?
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(STUTTERING) I...
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It's okay, babe.
I'm not really dumb.
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I'm just slow
in the good ways.
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ALL:
Happy Birthday, Donnie!
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Yay!
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Okay, now, blow
out the candles.
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Yay!
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Oh, Donnie.
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Donnie's sticky.
Maya give Donnie a bath.
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That's so cute.
He likes you.
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What an amazing system.
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I just wish I knew
where the hell these things ended up.
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I tell you, it's like
the Bermuda Triangle.
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Let's do some
light bulbs.
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Finch, can you pre-chew
this olive? I need to feed the parakeet.
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Excuse me?
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What part of pre-chew
an olive and feed a parakeet don't you understand?
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All of it. For starters,
parakeets don't eat olives.
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Oh, who cares?
In two hours Dorna Luge will drop by for lunch,
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see how much I love
her gift, and invite me to go yachting.
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Bad news.
Dorna Luge had to put off lunch 'till tomorrow.
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So, to make up for it,
she sent over a few more birds.
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How much is a few?
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Hmm, 100.
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There are 100 birds
in my office?
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Well, 99.
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One of them took a sip
of your "orange juice" and flew into a fan.
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Hey, Finch, this
is my little brother, Donnie.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Blush rhymes
with comb.
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Yeah.
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ELLIOTT: Yeah.
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For some reason
he really wanted to come to work with me today.
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Hey, what's going
on there, brother?
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You're small.
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Hmm, I seem to
be having a moral dilemma.
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Elliott, can I
talk to you?
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Yeah, just one minute.
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Jack, I told you
about my little brother, Donnie, right?
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Yes, you have.
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Hey, Donnie,
wanna see a magic trick?
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No.
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Sure you do.
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Alakazam!
I made the pencil rubber.
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Donnie need
quiet time.
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How did Donnie
get hurt?
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00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,367
Why?
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I was just wondering.
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It's not important.
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I'm just so curious
about what happened with him.
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It was the summer
after he graduated high school.
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We were playing Frisbee,
and I threw it too high and it landed in a tree.
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00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:34,467
Well, Donnie volunteered
to go get it, which wasn't at all like him.
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Next thing I know,
I hear this horrible thud
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and there's Donnie,
laying on the grass.
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And he was
never the same.
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You wanna know
the saddest part?
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What?
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He was supposed to
start work at the plant the very next day.
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All because I threw that
damn Frisbee too high!
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It wasn't your fault.
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Yes, it was!
It was all my fault.
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That's why I send Donnie
money every week.
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You don't?
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Hey, at least
the poor guy gets a little pleasure
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from spending his day
in a video arcade.
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I just wish
it wasn't next to that adult bookstore.
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Where is he?
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He was just here.
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Donnie! Donnie. Donnie!
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Mmm, happy juice.
Warm in Donnie's tummy.
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00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,701
Donnie, that's not
apple cider.
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00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,167
Apple cider!
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00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,033
Hey, Elliott,
Hugo Boss on three.
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Ah, shoot.
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Ha, ha, you're small.
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Just walk away.
He's very special.
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Go ahead.
I'll take care of him.
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Thank you, Jack.
Donnie, I'll be right back.
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Hurry!
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00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,667
Donnie, you wanna
have some fun?
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00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:44,767
No, thank you.
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Attaboy.
Give me your hand.
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Oh, good,
you're here.
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Donnie, we found
some tubes in the wall,
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and now we're trying
to see where the tubes go.
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00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:03,901
You see, things
go away, and they never come back.
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00:12:03,968 --> 00:12:08,367
How the heck does it work?
I guess we'll never know.
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00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:10,701
Vacuum.
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Yeah, right, vacuum.
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Let 'er rip.
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Before I was born,
I ate through here!
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Hey, what's going on?
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You wanna get out of here
before the old man tries to steal my nose?
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00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,467
I think
what you're doing is terrible.
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What's the big deal?
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00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,667
It's demeaning
to people with real problems.
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00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:41,601
Demeaning? No, it's...
It's an homage.
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Your mother
waits on you hand and foot,
253
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,400
so you can sit
around and be lazy.
254
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:53,334
And your poor brother's
been wracked with guilt for years
255
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,400
thinking
he's responsible.
256
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,133
What are those, D-cups?
257
00:12:59,601 --> 00:13:02,701
You are so creepy!
Stop acting like an idiot!
258
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,067
Maya?
259
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,367
(CRYING)
260
00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:10,434
Maya mean to Donnie!
Why?
261
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:28,868
Donnie not stupid!
Donnie's stupendous!
262
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,701
Who's the king?
263
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,767
I am.
264
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,467
Come on.
Who's the king?
265
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,701
I am.
266
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,334
Yeah, you bet
you are, buddy.
267
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,868
Just give me
one minute, okay?
268
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:41,634
I don't eat
paste anymore.
269
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,501
Good. You tell Jack.
270
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,200
Wait.
271
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:52,934
What is it, Donnie?
272
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
I don't eat
paste anymore.
273
00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:57,734
Oh!
274
00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:01,367
Okay, what if Donnie
275
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,434
is putting on a big act?
276
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:05,501
What?
277
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,234
(SOFTLY)
Come here.
278
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,634
He's faking it.
279
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,200
He's not faking it.
280
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:19,367
He told me
he's not really slow.
281
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,200
Oh, that's what
this is about.
282
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:23,601
God, he's so brave.
Elliott.
283
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,667
Look, I understand
why you think he's okay.
284
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,634
Everyone in my family's
had those moments.
285
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,667
Those glimmers of hope,
where we think he's with us,
286
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,234
but trust me,
it's fleeting!
287
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,868
I once caught him
reading the business section and I got so excited, Maya!
288
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,634
It turns out he was
just playing peek-a-boo with an armchair!
289
00:14:39,701 --> 00:14:40,834
I don't think
you understand.
290
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,534
It's frustrating
for all of us, Maya!
291
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,968
He can play the most
complicated video game for hours,
292
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,868
but you ask him
to mow the lawn and nothing!
293
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,834
I can prove
he's faking it.
294
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:54,367
Give me three minutes
alone with him and listen in.
295
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:56,000
You're crazy! No way!
296
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,567
MAYA: Three minutes.
297
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,467
Elliott, go with me on this.
Why? Why should I?
298
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:01,467
Please, trust me.
(WHISPERING) Why should I?
299
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,000
Because why would I lie?
What would I possibly have to gain?
300
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,000
All right.
But just to prove you wrong.
301
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:10,601
But wait a few minutes.
He's having so much fun with Jack.
302
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:15,968
You see, Donnie,
they work on magnets. Just like the elevator.
303
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:20,100
Magnets? No.
Donnie thinks it's vacuum.
304
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:26,701
Vacuum.
That's so cute.
305
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,300
Come here, you.
306
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,601
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
307
00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:34,267
(DOOR OPENING)
308
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:39,033
What're you doing?
309
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,601
I'm talking to them.
They seem depressed.
310
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,033
Depressed?
They're birds.
311
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,133
Yeah, they happen to
be highly intelligent.
312
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,267
How do you know?
313
00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,167
They don't like you.
314
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:51,901
Well, the feeling
is mutual.
315
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:56,133
And if they're so intelligent,
then how do you account for this?
316
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,100
Well, go on.
You're free.
317
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,601
See? It's so stupid
it doesn't even know the cage is open.
318
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,734
You're provoking
the alpha male.
319
00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,501
Oh, you don't know
what you're talking about.
320
00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,367
Yes, I do.
I used to date an ornithologist.
321
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,100
That's the study
of keys, yes?
322
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,701
Hmm, birds.
Remember we were just talking about birds?
323
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,801
So, what happened?
324
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:19,868
She dumped me 'cause
all the other ornithologists made fun of her
325
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:22,467
for going out
with a guy named Finch.
326
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,601
Hurtful eggheads.
327
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:28,000
Why couldn't
they just let us be?
328
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,467
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
329
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,133
Okay, Elliott,
can you hear me?
330
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,000
ELLIOTT:
Yes, I can hear you.
331
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,501
Okay. Put your side on mute,
so that when Donnie comes in here
332
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,968
he can't hear
you breathing, okay?
333
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,767
Okay? Elliott?
334
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:53,868
ELLIOTT:
I had it on mute.
335
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:55,000
Why didn't
you say so?
336
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,934
It was on mute.
337
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,901
Okay. I see him.
I'm gonna ask him to come in here for a second.
338
00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:02,801
Donnie, could you
come in here for a second?
339
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,033
I'm Donnie.
340
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,901
(CHUCKLES)
341
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:15,100
We're alone now.
You can drop the act.
342
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,200
I don't know
what it is,
343
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:21,234
but I haven't been able
to take my eyes off you all afternoon.
344
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,300
My dog smiles
with his tail.
345
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,734
(CHUCKLES)
346
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,767
Come on, Donnie.
347
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,934
You know what you proposed
at the house, I'm into it.
348
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,701
In a big way.
349
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,601
Chicken pot, chicken pot,
chicken pot pie!
350
00:17:41,968 --> 00:17:46,234
Come on, Donnie.
Seriously, drop the act.
351
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,067
You want it,
I want it.
352
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:52,767
Show me the real you
and I'll give you the sugar.
353
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,033
Donnie's scared.
Donnie wanna take a nap.
354
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,868
(SOFTLY)
All over you.
355
00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:01,601
Oh, come on.
It turns me on to hear how smart you are!
356
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,534
How you fell out of
that tree on purpose.
357
00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:06,834
And how you've been
fooling everyone, you clever thing.
358
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:08,801
Donnie wanna climb tree.
359
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:11,434
That's a metaphor.
You're the tree.
360
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:14,901
All right, that's it!
That's enough! You okay, Donnie?
361
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,701
My pants are tight!
362
00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:26,968
It's okay, Donnie.
363
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,467
Elliott, I swear.
364
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:31,300
Look, I don't know
what you think you're doing here, but it's over.
365
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,834
I know my brother.
And the thought that he, or anyone else,
366
00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,701
could fake a head injury
for this long
367
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,634
is completely
beyond comprehension.
368
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,267
Elliott,
he told me.
369
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,267
I don't care
what you think you heard.
370
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:44,601
Look at him, Maya.
Look at that innocent child-like face
371
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:48,567
and tell me he's capable
of something like this.
372
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:51,734
I didn't think so.
Come on, Donnie. We're going.
373
00:18:56,534 --> 00:19:00,334
What am I, an idiot?
I've been doing this for over 10 years.
374
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,667
Seriously.
375
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:02,801
Yay!
376
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,801
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
377
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,968
Finch, any sign
of Dorna Luge yet?
378
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,200
ON INTERCOM:
No, not yet.
379
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:15,801
Well, she better
get here soon
380
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:18,467
because I am this close
to stuffing these annoying little creatures
381
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,567
into Jack's
pneumatic tube.
382
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,300
Oh.
383
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,167
Hello, little bird.
384
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:27,767
And how did you get
out of your cage?
385
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:43,534
Finch.
386
00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:45,701
Yeah, what is it?
387
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,334
ON INTERCOM: The birds
seem to have gotten out of their cages.
388
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:53,367
And the head bird,
it seems to be pecking through the phone li...
389
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:54,801
(DIAL TONE)
390
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,334
(NINA SCREAMING)
391
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:18,467
Hey, Donnie, I think
I finally got those tubes figured out.
392
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:19,968
(SOFTLY)
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
393
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:25,200
You see, it uses hot air
to force the capsule through the tubes.
394
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,267
Donnie says vacuum.
395
00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:30,701
Vacuum.
396
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:35,200
Boy, when you get an idea
in your head, it sticks like taffy, doesn't it?
397
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:39,534
No, Donnie,
when air is hot, it rises.
398
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:42,200
Vacuum.
399
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,601
No. Hot air.
400
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:49,567
It's the same reason
a Pop-Tart jumps out of the toaster.
401
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,467
Or why a helicopter...
402
00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:55,267
Oh, for
the love of God, it's not hot air,
403
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:58,868
it's not magnets,
it's a vacuum, Jacko!
404
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:03,267
It's like a straw.
Do you ever use a straw, huh, lab partner?
405
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:06,467
Air withdrawn from one side
is replaced from the other side.
406
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,467
And then the airstream
creates pressure,
407
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:12,334
which allows the objects
to propel through the freaking tubes!
408
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,000
I love you, tubes.
409
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,400
Green quarter?
410
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,033
Chicken pot,
chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
411
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,501
Donnie, what the hell?
412
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:33,901
Oh, crap!
413
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,901
Now I got to
get a job.
414
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,734
DENNIS: No birds were hurt
during the filming of this show.
415
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:03,834
Oops.
416
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:08,434
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