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Maya, does this dress
look okay to you?
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Yeah, it looks great.
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Oh, good. Sting's hosting
a benefit tonight,
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and it's so hard to find
something I like
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that's American-made.
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Last year, everyone freaked out
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just because I wore a gown
sewn by Asian children.
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Please, that's why
the stitching's so tiny.
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Oh, God, I love Sting.
What's the cause?
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Oh, it's a fundraiser
to ban human cloning.
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They're already
raising money for that?
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Oh, it's never too early
to jump on a good cause.
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I mean, otherwise,
you're left with something passé
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like...orphans.
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Nina!
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Tonight's the Oscar Milos
fashion show.
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That's tonight?
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Yeah, the messenger just
dropped off your passes.
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Oh, God, I can't
miss this show.
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Milos is
an important designer.
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On the other hand,
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there'll be some industry types
at Sting's.
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Although,
Milos is a huge advertiser,
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but I really do feel strongly
against cloning.
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God, I just wish
at times like this
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there were two of me.
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Oh, well.
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Oh, man!
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What?
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Well, here we are
working our butts off
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in this supposedly
glamorous industry,
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but do we ever get to go
to any of these cool things? No.
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Speak for
yourself, nerd.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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My clippings.
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Come hither. Take a gander.
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Here I am
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at a little music show
called the Grammys.
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Here I am busting a move
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at the "Bring in Da Noise"
Quanza party.
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You're not
in any of these pictures.
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Yes, I am.
There's the tip of my head.
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There's my elbow.
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See how Barbra Streisand
looks all irritated?
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That's because
I just asked James Brolin
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to take a look
at my transmission.
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How did you get invited
to these things?
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It's very complicated.
You wouldn't understand,
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but if you really want
to go to that Milos show,
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I can make it happen.
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Yeah, right. How?
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Here you go, Nina.
Pick me up at 8.
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How am I gonna
pass for Nina?
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Eat nothing,
drink everything,
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wake up
in the coat room.
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Man, I can't wait
to get a new chair.
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This one
is murder on my back.
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Well, you're
getting the best.
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Okay, spine,
22 inches.
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So my ex-wife
was wrong.
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I do have a spine.
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All right, black leather,
tilt and swivel,
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adjustable lumbar...
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And get I get a little
side compartment built in there?
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Oh, for, like, a calculator?
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Sure, a calculator,
a bag of marshmallows,
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that sort of thing.
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Hey, Jack, we
still on for sushi?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
you were busy.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Elliott DiMauro,
this is Meredith Baker.
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Nice to meet you.
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Love the shirt.
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Thanks.
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Okay, well,
that about does it.
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Jack, your new chair
will be ready in about a week.
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What am I supposed to do
until then?
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Keep your marshmallows
in your desk.
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She seems nice.
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Yeah, she does,
doesn't she?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know what?
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You should
take her out.
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You think so?
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Oh, yeah.
When I was single,
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that's exactly
the kind of girl
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I went for.
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I don't know.
She's not my type.
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She lacks a certain
self-absorbed,
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crazy neediness
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that I seem
to feed on.
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Well, that's what I mean.
She'd be good for you.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
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There's nothing more exciting
than the thrill of the chase...
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except for when
you're with a girl
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and her boyfriend the cop
comes home early,
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and you have to run six blocks
wrapped in a shower curtain.
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That's an entirely
different kind of thrill.
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Finch,
did you see that?
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Robert De Niro just spilled
his drink on me.
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This is the best party ever.
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Just calm down, Nina.
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Oh, that's right.
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Here he is, everybody.
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The man of the hour...
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the great Oscar Milos.
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Oh, please!
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Thank you.
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Please, I do not deserve
any of this.
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You are embarrassing me.
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I'm a glorified seamstress,
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for crying God-sakes out loud.
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Wait!
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Something's wrong.
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Something is wrong.
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Where is my ice pilgrim?
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Milos,
it's right-
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Where is my ice pilgrim?
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Milos, it's-
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I specifically
requested
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that there will be
an ice sculpture
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of a pilgrim!
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The theme of the show
is pilgrims!
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Buckles, buckles, buckles!
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You hate me.
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No.
You don't want me to be happy.
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You're a passive-aggressive,
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little-
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Oh!
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Oh, Reg!
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Oh, I knew I could
count on you.
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Why are these napkins
folded like this?
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Why would a napkin be folded
like a little ugly penguin bug?
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Why are you hating me?
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Why are you trying
to destroy me?
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I hate you!
I hate you!
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Pick these up.
I hate you!
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Please! I'm sorry!
Please!
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Oh, he's quite
a character.
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No need to be
intimidated.
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The key is to act
like you belong.
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Watch and learn.
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Milos!
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My man! It's
a killer show.
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I'm really proud
of you, buddy.
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Glad you could make it,
my friend.
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You look fantastic.
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Oh, really?
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I have been working out
a little bit.
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Not me. The last gym
I was inside moved to Miami.
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So did you try
the meatballs?
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No.
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Don't. It's soy.
Everything is soy.
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These people
are freaks.
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The champagne's good.
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So what did you think
of the clothes?
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The champagne's good.
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Not a fan?
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Well, everyone says
he's a genius,
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but I-I don't know.
I just don't get it.
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Hey, I hear you.
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I mean, there's more buckles
on those clothes
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than a straitjacket,
which makes sense,
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because you've
got to be crazy to wear 'em.
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If you ask me,
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it's just another case
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of the emperor
having no clothes.
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Oh, no, no.
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You do not want
to see me dance.
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Trust me!
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You do not want
to see me dance.
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Yeah...
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Milos, break it down
with the ladies!
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Oh! Heh heh...
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Hey, I bruise easy!
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So how was
that Sting benefit?
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Terrifying.
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This cloning thing
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is even closer
than we think.
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Good morning, Maya.
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Shh.
Shh!
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Shh!
Shh!
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Does the clinking bother you?
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Oh, wow. There's an article
on Milos' show.
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What does it say?
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"Famed designer Oscar Milos
unveiled his new line
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"to the usual rave reviews.
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"The only detractor
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was Blush magazine's
Nina Van Horn,
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who said, quote,
'The emperor has no clothes.'"
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What the hell?
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Oh, my God!
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Excellent!
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Check out whose elbow's
next to Madonna.
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Ooh, heh heh. Nobody I know.
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"The emperor has no clothes"?
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Nina!
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Jack, I was not at that party.
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Well, according to this,
you were.
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Oh, for God's sakes,
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don't you think I'd remember
where I was last night?
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Oh, Jack, I am so sorry.
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Nina didn't say those things.
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Yes, she did. It's in the paper.
It must be true.
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I did.
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What?
What?
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What?
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Maya, how could you?
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I apologize.
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I thought it would be fun to go,
so we used your creden-
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"We?" Who's "we"?
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Hey, gang, did anybody
stay home last night
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and watch that nature show
about otters?
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What does that
have to do with anything?
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Are you kidding?
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They can open clams
while floating on their backs.
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They're cute.
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I'll get it.
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I used
the credentials,
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and I drank too much champagne.
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How was I supposed to know that
that woman was a reporter?
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Well, what'd
you expect,
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that she'd be
wearing a big hat
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that says "scoop"?
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Look, if you had been there,
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you would've had
the same opinion
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about those ridiculous clothes
as I had.
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Had the opinion, maybe.
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Said the opinion, never.
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Maya, in five minutes,
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you undid years
of Nina's evasiveness,
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half-truths,
and sucking up.
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Thank you, Jack.
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Okay. I'm sorry,
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but how much damage
could one offhand remark do?
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$3.8 million.
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What?
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That was Milos' office.
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They just yanked the advertising
for the whole year.
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Oh...
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All right, that's it.
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We've got to get
that business back.
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Dennis, find a restaurant
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where it's impossible
to get reservations
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and get reservations.
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On it.
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Nina, I want you
to get all your-
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Wait! I want to
take care of this.
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You?
I made this mess,
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and I want
to clean it up.
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I- I-I can be a phony.
I can suck up.
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I don't know, you've got
all this... integrity.
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I can put it aside.
Give me a chance.
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All right, but I want
to be kept up to date.
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God, this is a lousy day!
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Elliott, it's Meredith.
Line two.
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All right!
Elliott, come on.
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We'll take it in my office.
262
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,718
Jack, she's calling me.
263
00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:50,167
I know. Isn't it great?
264
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,067
I wonder if she got the flowers.
265
00:10:54,102 --> 00:10:55,133
What flowers?
266
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,365
Hi.
267
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,365
Hi.
268
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,667
Thanks forthe flowers.
269
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,667
You're so sweet.
270
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:06,332
You're welcome.
271
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,283
There sure werea lot of them.
272
00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,200
I could barelyget into my office.
273
00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:11,934
I hope that wasn't
too presumptuous.
274
00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:15,199
No, I loved them,
275
00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:16,701
and by the way,tonight's fine.
276
00:11:16,736 --> 00:11:18,032
Tonight?
277
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,934
Didn't you mentiongoing out again
278
00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:21,200
in your poem?
279
00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:24,801
My poem?
280
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,232
Yeah, yeah.
281
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:33,033
So, what'd youhave in mind?
282
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,899
Well, there's a...
283
00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:37,968
an opening
at a gallery in Soho.
284
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:41,199
It's for an artist I know
285
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,400
who's doing some radical things
with acrylics.
286
00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:47,567
Oh, well...I don't know, um...
287
00:11:47,602 --> 00:11:50,601
Or we could take a cruise.
288
00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:53,432
A dinner cruise.
289
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,100
Wow. Sure.That sounds fun.
290
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:58,267
And the cost to you is zero.
291
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,267
Oh...
292
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,901
Ohh...
293
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:23,998
M- M-Milos?
294
00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,433
H- How are
you doing?
295
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:26,799
Oh, I am dreadful.
296
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,584
I can't get comfortable!
297
00:12:29,619 --> 00:12:32,334
I need more pillows.
298
00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:38,067
That is not a pillow.
That is a sham.
299
00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,218
Where would you
like it?
300
00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:40,299
Behind your back or-
301
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:41,899
Why don't you put it on my face?
302
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,133
That is where you would like
to put it, isn't it?
303
00:12:44,168 --> 00:12:45,098
No, Milos, no, no.
304
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,334
You think you're
like a king
305
00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:47,334
or something
of some-
306
00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:50,199
Ah! Oh...
307
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,965
Oh, Reg, my pet, you've done it.
308
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,434
You've silenced the barking
of the hell hounds.
309
00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:59,384
That's good,
because we have a visitor.
310
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:02,300
Somebody from
Blush magazine.
311
00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:04,001
Nina Van Horn!
No, no, no!
312
00:13:04,036 --> 00:13:05,667
Nina Van Horn!
No, no, no, no!
313
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,601
No, no, no, no, no!
314
00:13:07,636 --> 00:13:09,334
S- Someone named Maya.
315
00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,033
Uh, I work with Nina.
316
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:14,098
Oh, I see.
317
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,901
One of Satan's foot soldiers.
318
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:20,933
Well, you can return
to your mistress
319
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:26,634
and delight her with the news
that I am a shattered figurine.
320
00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:28,899
No. I- I came to your studio-
321
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,601
Studio?
The emperor has no clothes.
322
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:32,667
Why would he need a studio?
323
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,868
Nina didn't say that. I did.
324
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,699
You?
325
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,784
Yes, I used her credentials.
326
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,799
I was dying to go to the show.
327
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:45,133
Nina loves your designs,
and so do I.
328
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,868
Hmm. So when you said...
329
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,084
"No one looks good
in big buckles,
330
00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:56,566
except
theBudweiserClydesdales..."
331
00:13:56,601 --> 00:14:00,400
That was taken
completely out of context.
332
00:14:00,435 --> 00:14:01,399
What I said was,
333
00:14:01,434 --> 00:14:03,933
"no one else looks good
up until now,"
334
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,567
and those horses perform
all over the country.
335
00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:06,868
People love them.
336
00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:11,666
"The pilgrim collection
337
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:15,234
"certainly reminds me
of Thanksgiving.
338
00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:18,734
It's a real turkey."
339
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,499
That was a misquote.
340
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,968
I said "quirky,"
as in brilliant.
341
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,599
The puritanical dress
342
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,067
juxtaposed with
the plunging neckline,
343
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,168
it's groundbreaking.
344
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,234
Well, I thought so.
345
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:36,033
Me too.
346
00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:43,734
So...
347
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,332
So you're going to...
348
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,499
you're going to clarify this
in your column?
349
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:56,000
Oh, well, the magazine will,
but fashion's not my department.
350
00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:57,799
I beg your pardon?
351
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,983
I'm the articles editor
at Blush.
352
00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:04,133
So you have nothing to do
with fashion.
353
00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:05,432
You are a...
354
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,067
What is the word
I'm looking for, Reg?
355
00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:08,668
A person?
356
00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:10,199
A person.
357
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,766
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
358
00:15:12,801 --> 00:15:15,165
Well, that changes
everything.
359
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,367
All right, my children,
we are back in business.
360
00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,632
So the advertising?
361
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:24,067
Yes, you can tell Jack
we're still in bed together.
362
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:25,634
That should curl his hair.
363
00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:27,934
God, thank you.
364
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,165
I felt so bad.
365
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,616
Well, that is
the beautiful part,
366
00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:35,033
it doesn't matter
how you feel.
367
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,684
Reg, get her a cab.
368
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,265
Right this way.
369
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:43,334
Uh, what did you mean,
it doesn't matter how I feel?
370
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:48,434
Because you know nothing
about fashion or design.
371
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,933
Be gone.
372
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:54,101
But I have a brain,
and I buy clothes.
373
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:57,234
Don't you care
what regular people think?
374
00:15:57,269 --> 00:16:00,299
Oh, by "regular people",
375
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,133
you mean those potato-like
creatures on the news
376
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:07,666
that talk about how a tornado
377
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,667
has blown away
their mobile home?
378
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,532
No, I mean real women
with real bodies.
379
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:23,734
You'd have to be a six-foot,
95-pound genetic freak
380
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:25,866
to fit into the clown suits
you design.
381
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:31,334
Well, it's pretty hard
to take that out of context.
382
00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:33,384
Nobody talks to Milos like that.
383
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:35,400
I've seen his work.
I can tell.
384
00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:37,200
Wait!
385
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,834
Bring the girl to me.
386
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,267
You know,
people know where I am.
387
00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,467
They're gonna be plenty worried.
388
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,701
This is a gown
for my new collection.
389
00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:58,632
How would you... change it?
390
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,601
Well, you mean, after I got rid
of all the big buckles?
391
00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:04,200
Yes, the buckles are gone.
Forget the buckles.
392
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:07,601
In fact, everybody,
drop your belts.
393
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:10,985
I don't have a belt.
I have a sash.
394
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:14,334
Let's have a parade
for Mr. Sash.
395
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:16,432
Now, come,
396
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,067
sit next to me on the pillow.
397
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:19,499
Uh, that's a sham.
398
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:22,467
I am the sham, thanks to you.
399
00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:23,766
Now, sit down.
400
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,367
You've been demoted
to a house cat.
401
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:38,133
Uh... r-reow!
402
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,067
Now, what else
would you change?
403
00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:45,199
Well, I'd...
404
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:46,467
lower the waistline.
405
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,150
To where?
406
00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,232
The waist?
407
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,866
Interesting. Go on.
408
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:56,367
And... maybe give it
a little bit more flow,
409
00:17:56,402 --> 00:17:58,851
so you can move.
410
00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:01,265
Like... that?
411
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,533
Oh... God,
that's beautiful.
412
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:05,651
You really do
have a gift.
413
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,734
No, you are
beautiful.
414
00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:08,951
You are my muse.
415
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:10,098
From now on,
416
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,599
I want no more
yes men.
417
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:12,901
That's an excellent
idea, Milos.
418
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,435
You're a genius.
419
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:15,934
What did you say?
420
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,434
R- reow.
421
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,034
Good morning!
422
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,065
Great morning!
423
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,100
I just got off the phone
with the ad department.
424
00:18:37,135 --> 00:18:38,466
Milos is back on board.
425
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,033
You're kidding.
How did you do it?
426
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,299
Hmm...
427
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,998
I just told him
exactly how I felt.
428
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:47,100
Seems that he's been surrounded
by yes men for so many years,
429
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:49,032
he just wanted
some honest feedback.
430
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:53,701
Yeah, and I want to get a goat
and make my own cheese.
431
00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,651
Maya, some guy
from Milos' office
432
00:18:55,686 --> 00:18:57,567
just dropped this off
for you.
433
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,734
I can't believe it.
434
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:04,868
This is it.
435
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:05,933
This is what?
436
00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,501
He asked me my opinion
on a design,
437
00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:10,202
and this is it!
438
00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:11,868
He asked you?
439
00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:14,666
"Dear Maya,
440
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:16,067
please do me
the honor
441
00:19:16,102 --> 00:19:17,399
of wearing
our creation
442
00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,200
to theGramercy Fund
ball tonight."
443
00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:20,866
I don't believe it!
444
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,834
You're invited to the ball,
and I'm not?
445
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,767
Aw, looks like
another evening at home
446
00:19:24,802 --> 00:19:25,901
talking to the mirror.
447
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,234
"Thanks for the kick
in the patootie.
448
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,666
Kisses, Milos."
449
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,234
See? When you tell
the truth,
450
00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:34,434
things just work out.
451
00:19:34,469 --> 00:19:37,165
Well, Maya,
452
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,967
you have rocked
my world.
453
00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:42,699
I'm turning over a new leaf.
454
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:45,334
From now on, I'm going
to deal directly and honestly
455
00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:46,601
with every person I meet.
456
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,601
Nina, it's your mother.
457
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,567
I'm with a patient.
458
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,165
So, uh...
459
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,084
how many tickets
he throw in there?
460
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,968
Two. Would you
like to join me?
461
00:19:58,003 --> 00:19:59,499
Well, gee,
I don't know.
462
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:02,100
I've never been to one
of those fancy shindigs.
463
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,300
I wouldn't know
how to act.
464
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,584
Hey, I'd love to-
465
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,834
Uh-uh. She said me.
466
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:09,567
Elliott!
467
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,632
Elliott, how was it?
468
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,483
Did she go nuts
over the cruise?
469
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,300
She didn't go nuts
over the cruise.
470
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,232
What?
471
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,667
I've road-tested that baby
dozens of times.
472
00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:23,766
She broke it off.
473
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:26,098
She said
I was smothering her, Jack.
474
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,534
She said that the relationship
was getting creepy.
475
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:30,132
Creepy?
476
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,466
If putting a billboard up
outside her office
477
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:36,834
with your picture and the words
"soulmates forever" is creepy,
478
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,201
then I say guilty as charged.
479
00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:41,534
Jack, you didn't.
Please.
480
00:20:41,569 --> 00:20:42,766
Don't worry, Elliott.
481
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:46,534
I know where they keep
theMacy'sballoons.
482
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,367
Whoo hoo hoo!
483
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:03,501
Finch,
a little help.
484
00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:04,667
Oh, yeah.
485
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,734
Wow. They must really
like the dress.
486
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,601
Yeah,
it's completely see-through.
487
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:15,868
Oh, my God,
the lights!
488
00:21:15,903 --> 00:21:19,100
Now who has
no clothes?
489
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:36,767
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
490
00:21:36,802 --> 00:21:40,432
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
491
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:45,333
♪ It don't matter what
I'm gonna do ♪
492
00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:49,567
♪ 'Cause
It's got a mind of its own ♪
493
00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:53,767
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
494
00:21:53,817 --> 00:21:58,367
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