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Jack Gallo's
office.
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Hey, it's
your publisher.
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I'm not in.
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He says you were
supposed to send him
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the first two chapters
of your memoirs.
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I'm at the doctor.
Make something up.
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He'll have
to call you back.
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He has a, uh,
thing on his keister.
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That's the best
you could do?
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That's the third time
I've had to make something up.
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Well, don't say that.
It's embarrassing!
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Well, you're the one who wanted
to write your memoirs,
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so zip the lip and write,
you lazy old coot.
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That was tough love.
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Thank you, Dennis,
but not to worry.
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I have a new plan.
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This morning,
I realized
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I must say dozens of clever
things every day.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, that's where you come in.
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I want you to follow me around
and record all my Gallo-isms.
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Gallo-isms?
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My verbal gems...
My nuggets of wisdom.
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Ah, I better call Bic
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and tell 'em to make
some more pens.
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Hey, everybody.
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Wow, what
a beautiful morning.
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Well, aren't you
in a good mood?
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Why shouldn't
I be?
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I woke up, looked
out my window,
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and there was a tiny bird
sitting on my sill,
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and it was singing.
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That's sweet.
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Oh, there's more.
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I walked out of my building
just as a cab was pulling up-
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a clean cab with a nice driver.
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Doesn't get any better.
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But it does!
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I get to work, and what do I see
on the newsstand
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but the brand-new issue of Blush
with my article on the cover-
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an article that I spent
four weeks researching,
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an article that I titled,
"The Lost Art of Listening,"
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but that somebody changed to
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"Shut Up
and Maybe He'll Love You."
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So thank you.
I've never been more proud.
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Honey, I'm just happy to be
a part of your perfect morning.
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I was being sarcastic.
I'm furious with you.
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Oh, well, I'd love
to deal with this,
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but I've got this thing
on my keister.
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You can't just
avoid this.
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I wanna know why you
changed my headline.
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Your title was
too confusing.
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What is so confusing about
"The Lost Art of Listening"?
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Who?
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Dad, this headline
totally undercuts
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the seriousness of my article.
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Maya, Hannah hates peas.
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Dad, focus.
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She absolutely refuses
to eat them,
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but when I make
an airplane sound,
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she gobbles them all up.
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You see what I'm saying?
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I get the individual words.
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Your article is like
a big spoonful of peas-
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healthy, chock full of vitamins,
but not so delicious.
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You gotta make
those peas fly, Maya.
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That's what the magazine
business is all about.
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Did you get that, Dennis?
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Uh, flying peas-
gotcha.
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You can't just
avoid this
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with a handful
of dopey metaphors.
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Dopey all the way to the bank!
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Is that one?
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I'm not sure yet.
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So do I have your word
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that you will not
change my headlines?
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Oh, Maya, before I forget,
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I'm the guest speaker
tonight at a seminar at NYU.
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and I was wondering
if you'd fill in for me.
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Oh, no. You are not gonna
squirm out of this one.
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Do you wanna go or not?
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Well, I don't know.
What's the seminar about?
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Something about women in media-
very informal.
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Basically a roomful of people
giving you the big stroke.
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That reminds me of
a recurring dream.
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I'm an instructor at
stewardess school-
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Sorry, flight
attendant school.
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Um... I don't know.
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You know, I get nervous
speaking in front of groups.
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Oh, please.
It'll be a love fest.
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Besides, it's a nice opportunity
for you to step up
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and assume a higher profile
within the magazine.
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Well, I wanna do that,
but a lecture hall-
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NYU... me?
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Hmm... name three things
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that put me to sleep.
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Hey, look.
It's Rebecca Jackson.
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When did she start
modeling again?
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God, at her age.
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She looks great.
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Oh, she does not!
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It makes me sick that
she's back in the limelight.
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Don't be upset. You're
way prettier than her.
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Well, then how come
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I haven't been
featured in a magazine
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in over 10 years?
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That's not true.
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Remember last year
after fashion week?
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You had that
big picture in Vogue.
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Well, that doesn't count.
It was in the "Yikes!" column.
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Elliott, I need to get back
in the game again,
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and you have to help me.
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Me? What do you want me to do?
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Shoot a portrait of me-
one that shows the world
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that Nina Van Horn
will not go quietly.
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Something bartenders
have been saying for years.
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Oh, Elliott, please?
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You're my friend.
I trust you.
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I'm scared. You know,
I've always told myself
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that I could make a comeback
if I really wanted,
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but what if it's too late?
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Well, there is an idea
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I've been wanting to do
for a long time.
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Are you willing to get
a little crazy?
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You are getting
my good side, right?
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Lift your chin.
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There. You look
beautiful, beautiful.
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This is so exciting.
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Me, back in front of the lens
again...
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I never realized
how much I missed it.
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Oh, I don't want
this evening to ever end.
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All right, we're done.
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What? How many rolls
have you shot?
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Ten.
Not enough.
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I mean 20.
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Come on, look,
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we've already
been here four hours.
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I'm running so late.
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I promised I'd make dinner
for Christy Turlington.
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Oh, you have time.
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How long could it take
to heat up a saltine?
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What do you mean,
"we're done"?
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You haven't even gotten
to the good lens yet.
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Thank you, Nina, but I've
done this once or twice before.
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Yeah, that's what
it seems like.
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Oh, we are really done now.
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Fine.
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How do I take
this stuff off?
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Don't worry.
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It'll come off
when you shed your skin.
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You know,
I really expected
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more professional
behavior from you.
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Next time,
I'll call Herb Ritz.
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Wait.
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Where are you going?
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To take a shower.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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You can't take a shower
in that stuff.
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You can't even
get that wet. Why?
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Because it'll cake
and then stain,
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and then burn.
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Oh, my God!
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I mean, don't worry.
Don't worry.
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I have this
special solvent.
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It's on the shelf.
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Nice of you to mention it.
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I could've spent the evening
screaming in my shower.
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And how would that differ
from your usual Tuesday nights?
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I don't see it.
Where is it?
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It's in the blue bottle.
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Well, it's empty.
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Oh, well, there should be
one behind it.
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Well, that's empty too.
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Okay, the bad news is
is that you have to stay gold.
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I can't get any more solvent
till tomorrow.
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Well, what's the good news?
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There's a prospectors'
convention in town.
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You must be Maya Gallo.
Welcome!
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Hi.
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I'm Stephanie Griffin-Cooper,
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Chairperson of the NYU Forum
for Fair Journalism.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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Gotta tell you,
I'm a little nervous.
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Oh, well, there's
no reason to be.
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The whole idea is
to keep things informal
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and involve the audience,
so what do you say?
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Let's have some fun
with it.
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Okay.
Okay.
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All right,
right this way.
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All right.
Hello, everyone.
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Please take your seats.
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I'd like you all
to welcome
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our very special
guest tonight,
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Blush Magazine
articles editor Maya Gallo!
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Thank you.
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Have a seat.
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Okay, Maya,
first question.
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How do you work for a magazine
that degrades women?
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What?
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Blush Magazine objectifies women
and promotes inequality.
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How do you justify that?
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No... no! Blush Magazine
is an agent of empowerment.
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If anything, we champion
gender equality...
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Sort of.
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Well, that
sounds good,
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Miss Gallo,
but what are you championing
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with headlines like...
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"How One-Night Stands
Can Help Your Complexion"?
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Or this one-
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"Shed Those Pounds
Before Your Man Sheds You"?
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It's like this...
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sometimes when you feed peas
to a baby,
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you gotta make
that airplane sound?
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As a woman, how can you
not only defend such sexism
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but perpetuate it
with your own articles,
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like... "Shut Up
and Maybe He'll Love You"?
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Now, wait a minute.
That was not my headline.
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That was changed
behind my back.
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Will you
stop booing me?
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I'm not the enemy.
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If you'd read
the article,
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you'd know that
it was about
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listening to your
partner with compassion.
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Look, I have the same criticism
of Blush as you do,
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and sure, our editors
can be superficial
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and sexist and...
okay, trashy...
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but trust me,
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I'm trying to change things
from within the system,
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but I'm only one person,
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so, come on,
you guys,
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if we all
band together,
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we can move
mountains!
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All right! Next question.
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Why do you denigrate women?
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That's the same question!
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Hey, Maya, how did
that thing at NYU.
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go last night?
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Fine.
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Just fine?
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Yeah. It went
pretty well.
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"Pretty well"...
Pretty well how?
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Well, you know,
people asked questions,
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and I answered them.
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All in all, it was
a pretty nice evening.
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"A nice evening."
Really? That's funny.
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I've never had a nice evening
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where I ended up calling
my friends "frivolous pigs."
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What are you doing
with an NYU newspaper?
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I subscribe.
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There's a girl there
I'm stalking.
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We're gonna get
married someday.
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Oh... oh, this is horrible.
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Oh, you guys don't understand.
Last night was a disaster.
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I spent the entire evening
255
00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:02,434
staring out into a sea
of angry flannel.
256
00:11:02,469 --> 00:11:04,098
What was I supposed to do?
257
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,532
Oh, I don't know.
Call us all...
258
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,467
"vapid drones who worship
at the altar
259
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,632
of greed, lust, and egotism."
260
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:14,534
Yeah, we don't make fun
of your religion.
261
00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,098
How could you betray us
like this?
262
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:23,033
I didn't betray you.
It was more like a roast...
263
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:25,634
except you guys
weren't there.
264
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:28,165
Look, I'm sorry. I really am...
265
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,567
but it's not like I haven't said
all this stuff to your faces.
266
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,132
That's not the point.
267
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,700
You sold us out
to total strangers.
268
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:38,234
And that's the part
that's creepy.
269
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,365
Now, if you'll excuse me,
270
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,834
I have to sort through
Kimmy's garbage.
271
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,350
Well, well, well.
Look who's here-
272
00:11:48,385 --> 00:11:50,365
the one who made us
all look foolish.
273
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,901
You have a lot of nerve
showing up at work today, lady.
274
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,600
Nina, why are you all gold?
275
00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:03,699
Don't change
the subject.
276
00:12:03,734 --> 00:12:05,133
And why aren't you
on the phone,
277
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:06,284
tracking down
that solvent?
278
00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:07,365
I have a giant
party tonight.
279
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,400
Don't worry. It'll be here
in a couple of hours.
280
00:12:09,435 --> 00:12:12,866
A couple of hours?
281
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,000
And what are you
looking at?
282
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:20,100
I'd like to thank
the Academy...
283
00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:21,767
Um...
284
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:31,601
Uh, I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.
285
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,133
Are you just
about done?
286
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,501
Free Tibet!
287
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,701
Oh, God, this is horrible.
288
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:49,067
A word, please?
289
00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:58,200
You wanna
know why?
290
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,501
No.
291
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,150
Okay, I know
you're angry with me,
292
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,033
and you have every right to be,
293
00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:10,199
so go ahead and yell.
294
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:14,667
Maya, yelling is like
eating steak through a straw.
295
00:13:14,702 --> 00:13:18,267
Sweet.
Keep 'em coming.
296
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,667
It gets you all red in the face,
297
00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,934
but in the end,
you get no steak.
298
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,933
What?
299
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:31,232
You're forcing it.
Just let 'em come.
300
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,868
Okay, I'm not real clear here.
Are you mad at me or not?
301
00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:36,098
Damn right I'm mad.
302
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,968
Maya, you broke
a cardinal rule of business-
303
00:13:39,003 --> 00:13:40,567
you sided with the opposition.
304
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,867
But they ambushed me!
305
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:43,098
It doesn't matter.
306
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,883
As a representative of Blush,
307
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,634
you can never
turn on the magazine.
308
00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:47,899
You have to be tough.
309
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,165
But they projected things
on the wall
310
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,100
and quoted feminist poets
and I got all turned around.
311
00:13:53,135 --> 00:13:56,000
You should've come back
with some of the good things
312
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,100
that this magazine
does for women.
313
00:13:58,135 --> 00:14:00,599
Uh-huh? Like what?
314
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:04,667
Like did you know that Blush
was the first magazine
315
00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:06,067
to encourage women
to take control
316
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:07,868
of their sexuality?
317
00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:09,532
The first.
318
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:10,933
Or to inspire them
319
00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:14,434
to put down the mop
and pick up a briefcase?
320
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:16,799
Put it down. Pick it up.
321
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,134
Or to feature
the struggles and triumphs
322
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:23,434
of female politicians
from around the world?
323
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,100
But they were just so mean.
They yelled at me.
324
00:14:32,135 --> 00:14:36,032
Those are just words, Maya,
325
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,000
and words only hurt
if you listen,
326
00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:40,599
and if you don't listen,
327
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,501
well, who's to say
what anyone's saying,
328
00:14:43,536 --> 00:14:45,699
or even if they're
talking at all?
329
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:49,267
But one thing's for sure,
it doesn't hurt.
330
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:55,332
Read that back.
331
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,734
Uh... "A flood of words rarely
contains a drop of reason."
332
00:14:59,868 --> 00:15:01,801
Hot damn! I'm on a roll!
333
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,133
Stephanie.
334
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:13,199
Maya, hi!
335
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,634
Hey, you should've
stuck around last night.
336
00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:16,033
We all went out for pizza.
337
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,100
I'm surprised
you were still hungry
338
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,165
after eating me alive.
339
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,901
Well, it did get brisk,
didn't it?
340
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,534
I think I deserve an apology.
341
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,000
Excuse me? I- I don't know
what you're talking about.
342
00:15:30,035 --> 00:15:32,117
I'm talking about
your behavior last night.
343
00:15:32,152 --> 00:15:34,200
Say what you will
about Blush Magazine,
344
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:35,984
but at least we don't
invite people
345
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,734
to events
designed to ambush them.
346
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,767
We didn't ambush you, Maya.
347
00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:42,199
We were completely up front
348
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,833
about the direction
of last night's forum.
349
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:46,200
Yeah, right. And what is
your definition of "up front"?
350
00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:48,868
Uh, well, I have
the flyer right here.
351
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,167
"Irresponsible images
of women in media."
352
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,532
Well, that's...
pretty up front.
353
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,834
Your father thought
the title was catchy.
354
00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:04,100
Did he? I bet he did.
355
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,199
Too bad he couldn't make it.
356
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,367
Wish him luck
on his kidney transplant.
357
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,766
Hey, Elliott,
can you get Nina off my back?
358
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:18,434
She's been bugging me all day
about that stupid solvent.
359
00:16:18,469 --> 00:16:20,434
Oh, there is no solvent.
360
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,065
She was being
such a pain
361
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,934
that I told her water
wouldn't wash it out...
362
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:29,467
but it really will.
363
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,167
You mean you had her
running around town all day
364
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,234
painted gold?
365
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:37,833
That is so wrong.
366
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:39,834
Why didn't you tell me
so I could enjoy it?
367
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,566
Elliott...
368
00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:46,367
Well, we meet again,
Oldfinger.
369
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,334
Admit it. It turns you on.
370
00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:51,784
Yeah, right.
371
00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:53,200
Okay, it does.
372
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,432
Nina, I'm glad you're here.
373
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,500
I have a little confession
to make.
374
00:16:58,535 --> 00:17:00,499
You overexposed the film.
Yes, I know.
375
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:03,067
What are you talking about?
These shots are dazzling.
376
00:17:03,102 --> 00:17:04,667
Oh, if by "dazzling"
you mean "washed out,"
377
00:17:04,702 --> 00:17:05,667
then I agree.
378
00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:06,632
What?
379
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:07,968
No contrast,
no depth of field,
380
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:09,165
framed wrong,
381
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,434
and my mouth is open
in every picture.
382
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,834
That's because
you never shut up.
383
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,132
Elliott...
384
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,367
I asked you for magic,
and you gave me mediocre.
385
00:17:17,402 --> 00:17:18,466
You know...
386
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:19,866
I'm just gonna forget
you said that.
387
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:23,000
Oh! The same way you forgot
how to take pictures?
388
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:24,017
Now, you listen-
389
00:17:24,052 --> 00:17:25,000
No, you listen!
390
00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:26,365
Go ahead.
391
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,799
Nina... I forgive you,
392
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:31,133
because I know this is coming
from a place of insecurity,
393
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:32,167
and that you're frightened-
394
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,332
Oh, blah, blah, blah!
395
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,200
When is that paint solvent
coming in?
396
00:17:35,235 --> 00:17:36,599
Bad news.
397
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:40,000
They say it may be a week.
398
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:41,851
You idiot!
399
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,667
Maybe four.
400
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:56,199
Women... are like... clouds.
401
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,232
I don't know how
either of them works,
402
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:02,501
but I sure wouldn't want
to go a day without them.
403
00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:07,632
Dennis?
404
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,933
You've got a lot of nerve!
405
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,200
Huh! Flying peas. Gotcha.
406
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,734
You knew that this NYU thing
was an ambush.
407
00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:20,868
That's ridiculous.
I had no idea.
408
00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:22,968
Then how do you
explain this flyer?
409
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,965
I've never seen that before.
410
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,133
And what about
the phone call from NYU?
411
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,667
I never received any call.
412
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:29,632
That's odd,
413
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,501
because Stephanie claims
that you said,
414
00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:32,899
"Sometimes the sweetest wine
415
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:35,767
is squeezed from
the grapes of wrath."
416
00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:36,799
I never said that.
417
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:40,133
Too bad.
It's the best one so far.
418
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,901
All right, I said it,
419
00:18:43,936 --> 00:18:45,599
but believe me,
420
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,467
I wanted to go. I was busy.
421
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,799
You weren't busy.
422
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,500
You just avoided it
like you avoid everything!
423
00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:54,167
Maya, that's a discussion
for another day.
424
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,065
Look, I'm sorry,
425
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,267
but I figured the best way
to deal with feminists
426
00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:00,933
is with another feminist.
427
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,634
Wait a minute.
This doesn't add up.
428
00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:04,001
You squirm out of everything.
429
00:19:04,036 --> 00:19:05,334
Why didn't you just cancel?
430
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:10,499
Look, if you must know,
that feminist broad
431
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:14,167
is the daughter of the starter
at my country club.
432
00:19:14,202 --> 00:19:15,834
What's a starter?
433
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:18,133
Women.
434
00:19:21,901 --> 00:19:24,265
What's a starter?
435
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,801
He's the man who decides
who golfs when.
436
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,065
I can't believe this.
437
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,100
Here I was worried
that I let the magazine down,
438
00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:36,100
and now I find out
you're just a con man!
439
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:37,567
You knew that.
440
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,634
Maya, one of the most
underrated skills of survival
441
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:42,884
is avoidance.
442
00:19:42,919 --> 00:19:44,065
Tell me...
443
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,334
Why don't I just walk out
into the street
444
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:47,968
and step in front
of a speeding bus?
445
00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:49,799
You're reading my mind.
446
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:52,265
Because it's a battle
I can't win,
447
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,601
and if I can't win a battle,
I stay on the curb.
448
00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:59,601
It's why boxers duck
or possums play dead
449
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:01,299
or magicians wave this hand
450
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,667
while they're
doing something else
451
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,833
with this one.
452
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:06,584
It's how I've survived
all these years,
453
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,300
and that's a lesson
from me to you.
454
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,265
Yeah? Well...
455
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,033
You can't keep avoiding forever.
456
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,801
Or can I?
457
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,434
Mr. Gallo, why do you
denigrate women?
458
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,466
What is this?
459
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,566
This... is payback.
460
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,065
See? Can't avoid
everything...
461
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:35,267
and that's a little lesson
from me to you.
462
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,934
Ooh-la-la.
I like these odds.
463
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:45,501
The Lilith Fair
must be dark tonight.
464
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:51,968
Mr. Gallo, isn't it true
that Blush Magazine
465
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:54,568
is caught in a sexist time warp?
466
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:57,133
Please, sweetheart,
call me Jack.
467
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,200
How do you defend the fact
that Blush Magazine
468
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:05,098
treats women like trophies?
469
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:09,234
That's an absolutely untrue
and ridiculous claim.
470
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,334
Sorry. Forgot my purse.
471
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:33,334
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
472
00:21:33,369 --> 00:21:36,766
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
473
00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:41,867
♪ It don't matter
What I want to do ♪
474
00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:46,184
♪ 'Cause it's got
A mind of its own ♪
475
00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:50,467
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
476
00:21:50,502 --> 00:21:52,000
♪ Yeah ♪♪
477
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:56,600
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