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Oh. Hold your calls,
America.
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We have a winner.
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God, look at her.
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Her name
is Kimmy.
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Why don't you
ask her out?
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Yeah, good idea.
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How's this?
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My puppy's not feeling well.
Hold me?
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Just be honest.
Women respond to honesty.
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Honesty...
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Come on, trust me.
Trust me, trust me.
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Hmm...
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Hi! I'm Dennis Finch.
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I don't know you,
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but I think
you're really cute.
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Ah, I'd like
to see you naked.
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I'd like to have sex
with you-
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brief, powerful sex
followed by an eight-hour nap.
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In the morning,
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I'll brag to everybody
I see about it,
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and I'll keep bragging.
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Oh, yes, I'll brag away.
So... what do you think?
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Get away from me,
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or I'll staple your head
to a wall.
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Have a nice day.
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Lesbian.
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Is there anything worse
than Monday morning?
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It's Wednesday
afternoon.
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Where have you been
all week?
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How was Paris?
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I was in Paris?
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Anyway, tomorrow's
Jack's birthday,
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and I'm throwing
a little surprise party.
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Wait a second.
Why are you throwing it?
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Because I'm his favorite.
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No, you're not.
I've known him for 25 years.
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I've seen him naked.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We were all at that
Christmas party.
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Look, I just think that I should
be involved somehow.
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You will be.
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You'll be drinking
all the liquor
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before the guests arrive.
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How dare you.
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What kind of liquor?
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6:00 sharp.
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And the key word
is "surprise", blabbo.
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What do you mean, "blabbo"?
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Uh, does Baxter's
retirement party ring a bell?
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How did I know
he was in the next stall?
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His legs are short.
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Look, you may be
arranging this party,
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but I'm going to get him
the better gift.
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Oh, you will,
will you?
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Earmuffs?
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Not just earmuffs.
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There's a chip in the fur
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that plays classic routines
from comedy duos.
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That is the dumbest thing
I have ever heard.
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He'll love it.
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That Burns and Allen!
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Say good night,
Gracie.
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Got yourself
a little gift, huh, Jack?
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Yeah, well,
tomorrow's my birthday,
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and I always treat myself
to something fun.
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That way, I won't
be disappointed.
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I guess that goes back
to when I was a kid.
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Why?
What happened?
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Well, my parents
promised me every year
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a visit from my matinee idol
Cowboy Pete
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and his trusty sidekick
Monkey Dan,
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but it never happened.
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Why does a cowboy
have a monkey?
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Because the monkey
saved his life.
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That was his debt.
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There was a code of honor
back then.
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Hi.
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Morning, honey.
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Listen, Dad, I just found out
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about this incredible story
I want to do.
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It's a little edgy,
a little daring-
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I like daring.
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I discovered
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that chemicals
are being illegally dumped
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into the city sewer system.
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Look, it's a textile company.
They make clothes.
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Okay, really sexy
clothes.
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Interesting.
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Lose the part
about the chemicals
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and call it...
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"Dump Your Clothes
and Get Sexy."
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Done, sold,
Bob's your uncle.
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That's really not the angle
I was going for.
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See, the chemicals are being
dumped into the sewer-
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Okay, "Dump Your Boyfriend
and Get a Chemical Peel."
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Shoot it, stuff it,
hang it on the wall.
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Dad, the story is about
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the illegal dumping
of phosphates.
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Okay. "How to Peel Off
Your Boyfriend's Clothes."
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Bank it, spank it,
smack it on the bing-bong.
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Well, if you don't
want to do this story,
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I'll just take it
to the Village Voice.
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Okay.
I'll do it.
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I'll drive you there.
I'm not bluffing.
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I'm getting my keys.
Fine.
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Why are you being
so adamant?
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By the way,
Erin Simon called.
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Her plane lands at 4.
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Who's Erin Simon?
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College roommate-
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Middle East correspondent
for Newsweek.
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Turn-ons:
scented candles.
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Turn-offs: Andrew Lloyd Webber
and shrapnel.
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Newsweek, huh?
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Well, that explains
the sudden interest
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in sewage.
What?
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Maya, are you embarrassed
about working at this magazine?
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Uh!
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Of course I am!
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Erin is covering
major world events,
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and I am writing an article
about chemical peel makeovers.
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Oh, great!
So you'll do it.
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Dad, you're not listening to me!
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Maya, let me tell you
a little story.
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Years ago, I'm in Chicago
on business,
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and everybody's telling
me about the ribs
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at this place
called Twin Anchors.
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Well, I walk all over
that damn city,
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and I can't find it, so...
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I step into a little
grocery store for directions,
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and there's this...
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tiny old woman making tamales.
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Don't tell me-
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the best Mexican food
you've ever eaten.
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Nope. I got food poisoning.
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Was there a point here?
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Yes, the delivery girl
from the pharmacy
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had the finest bosoms
I have ever seen...
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and this was back when
bosoms were real, Maya!
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Dad.
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Please,
I'm making a point.
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Which is?
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Sometimes,
on the way to your dream,
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you get lost,
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and you find a better one.
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Well, good, because
I'm certainly lost now.
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Hmm.
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Whatever happened to the chick
with the nice ones?
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Sheila in accounting.
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Hey, there you are.
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This came for you.
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Oh, put it on my desk.
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Well, I already tried.
He won't stay up there.
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Aah!
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Well, what's
he doing here?
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He wasn't supposed to be
delivered till tomorrow.
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What do I do?
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I don't know.
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But the guy said
he either loves affection
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or hates affection.
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I can't remember now.
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Hey, I've
seen this movie-
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Every Which WayBut Sober.
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Yeah, laugh now,
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but this is going
to make Jack's birthday.
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How do you figure?
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Well, you remember
when the monkey didn't show up
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at his party?
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Well, now he will,
compliments of yours truly.
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That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.
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He'll love it!
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Hello.
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All right. Read that paragraph
back to me.
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Hi, I'm Erin Simon.
I'm looking for Maya Gallo.
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That's a lovely
necklace.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no-
The last I checked,
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Uzvakistan was a monarchy,
not a theocracy.
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Erin!
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No, no, no!
Do not call him a general.
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His official title is
Minister of Agriculture
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and Discipline.
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Okay, keep going.
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Yeah, that's great.
Oh, that's perfect.
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Ooh, I love that.
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Ooh-la-la. Make
mental picture for later.
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Okay.
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Look at you.
You are so skinny!
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You too. You look great!
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So this is
where you work, huh?
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Yeah, this is
pretty much it-
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uh, photo area,
conference area, offices,
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woman with a monkey...
kitchenette.
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So... what are you
working on?
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Oh, I've been uncovering
human rights violations
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in Eastern Europe.
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Well... I'm working on
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quite the hard-hitting piece
myself.
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Maya, we've gotta
fill a page,
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so come up with some text
for this butt shot.
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Not now, Elliott.
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If at all possible,
avoid the word "asstastic."
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We've already used it
twice this issue.
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Oh, hiya, necklace.
Hey, again.
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Oh, a couple of us
are going to a club tonight,
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if you guys wanna go.
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I'll go.
They got steak?
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It is a meat market.
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I can't.
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My source says they're dumping
chemicals tonight.
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And you know how it is
with sources.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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I had a midnight rendezvous
with an informant in Lebanon.
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I'm five minutes late-
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his head's rolling
down the street
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like a soccer ball.
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Well, we'll be
meeting up around 7
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if you wanna go.
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Cool.
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Hey, why don't you come with me
to the sewer?
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Seriously?
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Yeah! It'll be fun,
like old times.
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Checking out leads.
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I check out leads every day.
I wanna check out some steak.
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Come on, Maya.
Come with us.
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Oh, I can't.
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Besides, I don't
want to spend all night
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in some dark hole
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getting hit on
by some creep.
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Want a KitKat?
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No, thank you.
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Okay.
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I know this is gonna
sound weird,
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but I just love the fact
that I'm standing in a sewer.
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I mean, I haven't done
a hard-hitting news piece
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in almost a year.
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Hope I can still do it.
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It just feels
so good
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to know that I'm doing
something meaningful.
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Sure you don't want a KitKat?
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Ah, what the hell,
we're on stakeout.
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Yeah.
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I find a lot of candy
down here.
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Morning.
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Hey, how was the stakeout?
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Oh... great.
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Uh, there was no dumping
per se,
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but I got some
good background.
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It's gonna be
a hell of an article.
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Good. Here, have a bagel.
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Oh, thanks.
Hey, it occurred to me
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that I forgot to warn you
about Elliott.
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He didn't try
to hit on you, did he?
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Yep.
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Unbelievable.
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I would've loved to have seen
how you handled him.
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I take that back.
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Hey, mind if I wear
your robe?
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Not at all.
Mind closing it?
261
00:10:49,334 --> 00:10:51,699
So...
You and Elliott.
262
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,367
We may have broken
your shower rod.
263
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,199
I gotta tell you,
though,
264
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:58,933
I really like
this guy. You do?
265
00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:02,667
Yeah. I mean, why not?
He's smart, he's sexy.
266
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:05,400
He's got impeccable
balance.
267
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,701
Erin, seriously, I don't
want you to get hurt.
268
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,766
I mean, Elliott's kind of a...
269
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,167
well, let's just say
that he dates a lot of women.
270
00:11:14,202 --> 00:11:16,566
Boy, you can tell.
271
00:11:16,601 --> 00:11:19,867
That man knows his way
around a woman's body.
272
00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:23,133
I mean, I said, "faster"
and he said, "not yet"
273
00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:25,234
and he was right.
274
00:11:26,701 --> 00:11:30,299
Maya, mind if I use
your toothbrush?
275
00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:33,234
Oh, not at all.
That's the one I use for grout.
276
00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:51,217
Did you know you can't
take a monkey on the subway?
277
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,868
Yeah, bet you can't take half
of what's in your purse
278
00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:56,299
on an airplane.
279
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:58,501
Oh, Nina, what have you
done to him?
280
00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:00,165
We just bought
281
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:04,467
the most fabulous
Hugo Boss jacket at Barney's.
282
00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:05,499
And it wasn't easy,
283
00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,300
considering the length
of his arms.
284
00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,466
I'm sure those
restrictive pants
285
00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,365
will be the envy
of all the other monkeys.
286
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,567
Well, the important thing is
Jack is going to love him.
287
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,418
You know what else
he's gonna love?
288
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:19,234
Seems his matinee idol
Cowboy Pete
289
00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:20,432
is still alive
and kicking,
290
00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:21,833
and coming
to the birthday party,
291
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,132
courtesy of the Make-a-Finch
foundation.
292
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:29,167
Oh. An old man in a cowboy hat.
How ridiculous.
293
00:12:29,202 --> 00:12:30,167
He'll love it!
294
00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:33,998
You Finch?
295
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,333
God, what are you
doing here?
296
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:36,599
You're eight hours
early.
297
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,234
They kicked me out
of the topless bar.
298
00:12:38,269 --> 00:12:40,267
I wasn't touching
nobody.
299
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,567
I believe
he's with you?
300
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,601
Isn't he cute?
301
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:56,851
Nina, I need
that call.
302
00:12:56,886 --> 00:12:58,699
I wouldn't
do that, dear.
303
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,899
He'll rip it
right out of the wall.
304
00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:03,884
You know, we're supposed
to be doing journalism here.
305
00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:06,710
Instead, we're babysitting
cowboys and orangutans.
306
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,501
Well, Sam, I guess that waiter
at Tavern on the Green
307
00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:12,234
wasn't the most hostile person
we met today.
308
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,901
Mel, sorry to keep you waiting.
Uh, new receptionist.
309
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,365
Tonight... You're sure?
310
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,667
All right.
I'll meet you there.
311
00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:34,000
Hey, I gotta ask you
something.
312
00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:35,032
Oh, me first.
313
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,567
What are you doing
with Erin?
314
00:13:36,602 --> 00:13:38,699
Maya, I am a gentleman.
315
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,334
I'm not gonna tell you
what I did
316
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:42,666
or did not do with Erin.
317
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,834
But if you must know,
go ask Finch.
318
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:49,866
Elliott, she's not one
of your models of the week
319
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:52,100
that you can just toss aside
when you're done with her.
320
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,432
She's a friend of mine!
321
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,868
I know, I don't want
to toss her aside. I like her.
322
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,365
Yeah, right.
323
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,601
No, I'm serious.
She's interesting, intelligent.
324
00:13:58,636 --> 00:14:00,667
That's a nice change of pace
for me.
325
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,434
Do you think she'll go away
with me this weekend?
326
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,585
Well, yeah, probably,
I guess.
327
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,666
She said she really liked you.
328
00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:13,234
She did?
What were her exact words?
329
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,667
She said she really liked you.
330
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:22,033
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta get back to homeroom.
331
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,265
Maya...
332
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,133
Oh, good.
You're here too, Elliott.
333
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,466
Hey, what's
with the bags?
334
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,934
The president of Uzvakistan
committed suicide.
335
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:34,934
He shot himself
47 times in the back.
336
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,265
That stinks.
How long you going for?
337
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,300
Oh, who knows? Last time
I went for three weeks,
338
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,200
I ended up
staying two years.
339
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,767
Okay, I'd better run.
340
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,799
It's so good
to see you.
341
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,234
Hey, you keep
that head down.
342
00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:52,035
Oh, I wish
we had more time.
343
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,801
And that goes double
for you.
344
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,050
Well, if you're
ever in New York...
345
00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:02,100
Well, if you're ever
in a crumbling,
346
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,234
former Soviet Republic...
347
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,867
Take it easy,
Necklace.
348
00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:10,901
You too, Shower Rod.
349
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,432
Can I have this?
350
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,767
I told you to wait
in the studio.
351
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:25,951
Who is this broad?
352
00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:28,065
That's my mother.
353
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:32,334
That is some sweet caboose.
354
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,033
I'm gonna go
take a nap.
355
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,532
Fine.
356
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,033
No, not in there,
not in there. Why?
357
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,699
Get off!
358
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:42,868
Find another
nap place!
359
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,868
Yes, Dennis?
360
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:51,901
You buzzed me?
361
00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:53,566
No.
362
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,651
Hmm. That's odd.
363
00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:57,666
Say, Dennis,
364
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,901
you haven't planned
any surprises for me, have you?
365
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,334
No.
366
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,834
I wanna take a nap!
367
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,632
What was that?
368
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,766
I just said
I wanna take a nap,
369
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,801
but I did it
in a comical, old-man voice.
370
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,232
Nina-
Shh!
371
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,666
I just got him
to sleep.
372
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:28,300
Listen, if anyone needs me,
I gotta get back to the sewer.
373
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,866
But Jack's party
starts in an hour.
374
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:34,067
Oh, God, that's right!
What am I gonna do?
375
00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:35,499
I can't make it.
376
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,601
Does Finch know
about this?
377
00:16:37,636 --> 00:16:38,965
Why would I tell Finch?
378
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,701
Finch, we have
a situation!
379
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,235
You have
to be there.
380
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,699
I made my secret punch.
381
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,000
What- vodka
and food coloring?
382
00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:49,065
Who told you?
383
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,534
Okay, the balloons
are set.
384
00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:51,968
Maya, you're
on helium patrol.
385
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,185
No, forget it,
Elliott.
386
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,810
She's not coming.
What?
387
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:56,556
Does Finch know
about this?
388
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,232
Finch, we have
a situation!
389
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,934
They're dumping chemicals
tonight. I gotta be there.
390
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:02,534
Well, what about
the balloon animals?
391
00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:03,934
I can't tie them
by myself.
392
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:04,965
What's
the problem?
393
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,801
Oh, Maya's gonna
miss the party.
394
00:17:06,836 --> 00:17:08,367
But we got a cowboy.
395
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,399
And a monkey.
396
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:10,901
And I made
tiny quiches.
397
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,132
I know, but my story...
398
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,600
I really wanna be here,
but I don't know...
399
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:21,033
Well, make a decision
and make it quick.
400
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,732
Duties need
to be reassigned,
401
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,634
and I got cowboy gramps
over at my desk
402
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,000
rifling through my crap.
403
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,534
I'm sorry. I gotta go.
404
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:35,567
Pfft.
405
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,399
Want a Clark bar?
406
00:17:52,434 --> 00:17:55,151
Not right now,
thank you.
407
00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:57,833
May I tell you something
408
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,634
I've never told
another living soul?
409
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,534
No, thank you.
410
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,833
Oh, what am I doing here?
411
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:08,866
I ask myself that every night.
412
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:11,467
I'm missing
my father's birthday party.
413
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,334
It's your pop's
birthday, huh?
414
00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:15,585
Man, I love my dad.
415
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,766
I love my dad too.
416
00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:20,767
Hell, I remember
once Pop wrestled an alligator.
417
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:23,734
All I could do was stand by
and watch in horror.
418
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,301
Wow. Where were you?
419
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:26,834
Right over there.
420
00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:31,917
That's where I had
my sandwich.
421
00:18:31,952 --> 00:18:35,133
Wait. Can you hear it?
Hear what?
422
00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:36,634
Phosphates.
They're coming.
423
00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:43,367
See? Told you.
424
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,232
That's it?
425
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:48,499
That's why I missed
426
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:51,584
my father's
birthday party?
427
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:54,599
What... what am I doing?!
428
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,634
I can't just walk away
from people.
429
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,965
I'm not Erin.
430
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,267
I like working
at that stupid magazine
431
00:19:01,302 --> 00:19:02,434
with all those idiots.
432
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,133
What the hell
am I chasing?
433
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,783
Sometimes on the way
to your dreams,
434
00:19:09,818 --> 00:19:12,300
you get lost,
and you find a better one.
435
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:17,167
That's amazing. I can't believe
you just said that.
436
00:19:17,202 --> 00:19:18,933
Thanks.
437
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:21,300
Read it off a whorehouse wall
in Chicago.
438
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,934
Phosphates.
What?
439
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,934
That was
a good one.
440
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,934
It's crooked.
441
00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:47,667
Lower.
442
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,083
Lower!
443
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:53,033
Perfect!
444
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:57,901
Thanks, eagle-eye.
445
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,667
Don't patronize me,
you little peckerhead.
446
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:08,767
Security called. Jack just
pulled into the building.
447
00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:09,965
Nina, I think
you've been spending
448
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,701
a little bit too much time
with the monkey.
449
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,734
All right, Papa Bear's
approaching the porch.
450
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,332
How is it
451
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,634
working with a monkey
again?
452
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:30,901
Like a hell
I can never escape.
453
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:34,133
All right, everybody,
keep your voices down.
454
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:35,868
We all yell "surprise"
on my cue.
455
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:36,734
I hear footsteps.
456
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,901
Surprise!
457
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:49,267
What did I just say?
"On my cue."
458
00:20:49,302 --> 00:20:51,199
My cue!
459
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:52,267
Can I have this?
460
00:20:52,302 --> 00:20:53,501
No!
461
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:55,899
Maya...
462
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:58,399
your style is fabulous.
463
00:20:58,434 --> 00:20:59,834
What did you use
on your hair?
464
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:01,199
Raw sewage.
465
00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:04,200
Boy, they really are
running out of good names.
466
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:07,901
I thought you had
some big story.
467
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,065
Yeah, so did I,
468
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,701
but sometimes on the way
to your dreams,
469
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,718
you get lost
and find a better one.
470
00:21:13,753 --> 00:21:16,701
Hey, I wrote that
on a wall somewhere.
471
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,267
Where the heck
is everybody?
472
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:31,098
Surprise!
473
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,501
Yeah, I'll say.
474
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,400
Am I the only one
seeing this?
475
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:56,200
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
476
00:21:56,235 --> 00:22:00,165
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
477
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:05,000
♪ It don't matter
What I'm gonna do ♪
478
00:22:05,035 --> 00:22:09,784
♪ 'Cause
It's got a mind of its own ♪
479
00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:14,534
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
480
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:19,134
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