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Licking stamps?
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Yeah, I was.
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Now I'm just answering
obvious questions.
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Hi.
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Licking stamps?
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Good question. Yes, I am.
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Lucky stamp.
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Nikki.
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Elliott DiMauro.
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It's great to see you.
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Really?
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Because when we broke up,
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you said you never wanted
to see me again.
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Come on!
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I'm bigger than that.
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In fact, I'm the one
who insisted on you
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for this shoot.
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So, uh, give me a sec?
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Nina, I told you
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I'd never work
with Nikki Ellston.
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I thought you said
Mickey Rooney.
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Why would I say
Mickey Rooney?
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Oh, that's right.
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I won't work
with Mickey Rooney.
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Don't ask.
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You know, a sponge
works much better.
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Really?
Tell me more.
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What's even better
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is they make stamps
you don't have to lick.
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Fascinating.
You've done this before?
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I've done a lot of things.
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Ooh, I'm guessing
you do them very well.
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Had no complaints.
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I hear that.
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Are we still
talking about stamps?
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Yes.
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I'm hip to your groove.
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So you and Elliott were, uh-
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A long time ago.
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I guess I just
expected too much,
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and he never wanted
to do what I wanted.
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He could be such a crybaby.
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Oh.
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Before you say anything
too embarrassing,
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let me conference in
the guys from shipping.
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Whoa. I shouldn't be
telling you this.
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I don't even know you.
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Dennis Finch.
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Nikki Ellston.
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Mm.
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So tell me, Dennis Finch,
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why is it so hard
to meet a nice guy?
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Well, maybe you're not looking
in the right place.
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Mm, maybe I'm not.
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Maybe you should look
right in front of you.
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Maybe I should.
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Maybe-
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Are we still talking
about stamps?
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That depends.
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What are you doing later?
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Are you asking me out?
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I think it'd be fun.
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Maybe we're not
on the same page here.
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Um, you mean going out,
like in dinner, a movie...
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naughty time?
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Mm, I don't eat dinner,
and I hate movies,
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so... when do you think
you'll be able to get out
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from behind that desk?
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It's gonna be
a couple minutes...
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Is your father in?
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Something wrong?
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You're damn right
something's wrong.
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I just found out
Margo Langhorn at Vogue
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make substantially
more money than I do.
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Oh.
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Yeah!
It's pretty shocking, isn't it?
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I mean, I'm more creative,
I'm more experienced,
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and, damn it, I'm thinner.
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Okay.
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Dennis!
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Where the hell is he?
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Oh, hey, Nina.
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Jack, I want
a raise... zin.
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A raisin.
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They're in the kitchen.
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Oh.
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Well, that's why
you're the boss.
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That went well.
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Is it cool in here,
or is it just me?
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Check it out,
losers.
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A breadcrumb trail
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of the hottest and hippest
dance clubs
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Gotham has to offer.
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This is the dawning
of the Age of Finch.
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I didn't knowGapfor Kids
had a pimp department.
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Sorry.
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Can't hear you
way up here
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on cloud nine.
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Anyhoo, Nikki took me to a rave
in an old blimp hangar.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nikki Ellston?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, man.
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This is the beginning
of your worst nightmare.
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Uh, no.
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My worst nightmare involves
being covered with frogs.
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Finch, I know
she's irresistible,
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but trust me,
run for your life.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, he's just jealous
because Nikki traded him in
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for a souped-up,
fuel-injected me.
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Oh, she broke up with you.
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She did not break up
with me.
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I broke up with her.
Well, I was going to-
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Oh, yeah, sure!
Oh, stop it!
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All right, I was,
and then...
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You guys just don't get it.
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Nikki's- Nikki's- Well...
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She's got a wild side.
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Oh, poor puritanical,
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horse-and-buggy-driving
Jedediah.
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You are gonna
regret it.
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The only thing I regret
is not putting talcum on
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under these pants.
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Jack,
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Margo Langhorn makes
a lot more money than me.
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I know.
I tried to hire her.
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Oh.
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Well, well, well.
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Since you couldn't get Margo,
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I suppose that puts me
in the driver's seat.
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You would think so, but no.
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Jack!
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Nina, salary isn't everything.
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This job comes
with a lot of perks.
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Like what?
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Your free lunches, for example?
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Hey, those are
working lunches.
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I'm out in the salt mines
every day
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from 11:30 to 3.
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The budget is extremely tight
right now.
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Really?
Yes.
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We all have to make sacrifices.
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Hey, Jack,
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your solid-gold spy pen
has arrived.
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Oh, boy!
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Is this your idea of sacrifice?
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This is not some frivolous toy.
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It's a crucial tool of industry.
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Hi, Jack. I'm your pen.
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Hi, Jack. I'm your pen.
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Wow. It's a tape recorder.
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Do you want to play with it
for five minutes,
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or should I put it directly
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into the "I'm bored
with it already" closet?
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I'm gonna use this forever.
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Yeah. That's what you said
about your stilts.
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Hello.
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Yeah. Send her up.
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Where's Finch?
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Haven't seen him.
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Well, if you do,
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will you tell him
Nikki's on her way up?
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Nikki? Again?
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This has got to stop.
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What is it with you?
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Why don't you
let him enjoy this?
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You go out
with a million models.
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He goes out with one,
and you're jealous?
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I'm not jealous.
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Nikki is crazy.
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Why? Because
she dumped you?
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You are such a guy.
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I'm not saying she's crazy
because she dumped me.
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I'm saying she's crazy
because she's crazy!
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Elliott.
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Hey, Nikki!
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You met Maya Gallo.
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Maya Gallo.
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You wrote that article
on teen heroin addicts
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for the Village Voice
last year.
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Yeah, I did.
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It was incredible.
I was so moved.
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Oh, wow. Thank you.
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Nikki?
Oh, excuse me.
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Boy, you weren't kidding.
What a loon.
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She makes a good
first impression.
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No, really.
When I was little,
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I was petrified
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that there was
a monster under my bed
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who would jump out
and compliment my work.
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So you don't want
to go to lunch.
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Of course I do,
but I just got here,
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and Jack's got all this work
piled up for me,
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and I haven't slept in,
like, 30 hours.
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Please don't hate me.
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Okay.
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But before I go, I want
to show you my new blouse.
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Oops.
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I'm not wearing
a blouse.
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Let's eat.
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Where are you going?
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Home.
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We have a meeting.
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What meeting?
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Dennis didn't tell you?
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He isn't here.
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6:00, and he's not back
from lunch?
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Even in the '70s,
that wouldn't fly.
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Oh, there you are.
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At least one person
remembered the meeting.
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What meeting?
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Dennis didn't tell you either?
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Oh, it saddens me to think
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that some people aren't pulling
their weight around here
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while others go
horribly unnoticed,
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underpaid.
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Are you through?
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Just saddens me, that's all.
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Well, uh, speaking of money,
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I was looking over
your expense reports,
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and something struck me
as a little odd.
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The name "Salvador's"
kept popping up.
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Oh, that's where I do
my business lunches.
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Uh-huh. I never heard of it.
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It's lovely.
I'll have to try it.
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Oh, you'd hate it.
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You just said it was lovely.
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No, they cram you in,
family-style.
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Sounds festive.
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Well, it's not!
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All right, we're here.
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Good.
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Let's get started.
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So, what's
this meeting for?
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Note to self.
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Ask Finch what meeting was for.
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Hello?
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Well, speak of the devil.
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Were you planning
on coming back today?
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What's wrong?
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Yeah, he's here.
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Hey.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're calling from the cage,
aren't you?
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Yes.
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Tea?
Yeah.
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Earl Grey?
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Chamomile.
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Milk?
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Thank you.
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Couldn't warn me
about the cage.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
go around
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telling everyone
I was locked in a cage.
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I told you
to stay away from her.
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You are gonna stay away
from her, right?
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Yes, definitely.
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Probably not.
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She put you in a cage.
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Well, when you
really think about it,
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I mean, we all
live in a cage.
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Isn't society,
by nature,
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the biggest cage of all?
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Society doesn't
take the key with it
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while it goes to Starbucks.
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So I suppose the cage
was the last straw for you?
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Absolutely.
Right after the cage.
268
00:11:13,234 --> 00:11:15,234
And then a little bit
after that, boom!
269
00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:16,701
I knew it was over.
270
00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:20,234
I guess
you're right.
271
00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:21,699
I know I am.
272
00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,234
So just
forget about her,
273
00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:24,199
stop all contact,
274
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:26,434
and get her out
of your life.
275
00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:28,234
Yeah, thanks.
Mm.
276
00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:33,701
If you're waiting for a hug,
you might want to pack a lunch.
277
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,934
That's the Finch I know!
278
00:11:35,969 --> 00:11:38,133
Yeah, he's back.
Whoo!
279
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:45,400
Hey, Nikki, I'm calling at noon
like you ordered.
280
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:53,200
Jack, this is ridiculous.
281
00:11:53,235 --> 00:11:54,666
I want a raise,
282
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:56,766
I deserve a raise,
I demand a raise.
283
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,601
And I'm not budging
from this spot until I get it.
284
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,601
You know, I had
the strangest lunch today
285
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:03,732
at that Salvador's
286
00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,200
that keeps popping up
on your expense report.
287
00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:09,734
Hi. I'd liketo order a steak.
288
00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:11,751
We don'tserve food here.
289
00:12:11,786 --> 00:12:13,993
No kidding.Why is that?
290
00:12:14,028 --> 00:12:16,200
Becauseit's a shoe store.
291
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,965
Now, call me crazy,
292
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,734
but I'd never take a client
to have lunch at Salvador's.
293
00:12:22,769 --> 00:12:24,199
You know why?
294
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:26,534
Becauseit's a shoe store.
295
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:30,734
If you're implying
that I'm using company funds
296
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,232
to buy myself shoes,
297
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:35,017
well, then I am deeply,
deeply offended.
298
00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:37,767
Let me ask you something,
Jackson H. Gallo.
299
00:12:37,802 --> 00:12:39,232
On your way to condemning me,
300
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,634
did you even bother
to go up to the second floor?
301
00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:43,365
Because if you had,
302
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,267
you would've enjoyed
what TheNew York Times calls
303
00:12:45,302 --> 00:12:47,534
"The most delicate
white truffle pasta
304
00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:49,666
this city has to offer."
305
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:52,450
So, what does your little pen
have to say about that?
306
00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:55,200
Is therea restaurant upstairs?
307
00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:58,133
No.Just the boots.
308
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:04,734
They have boots
on the second floor?
309
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:07,767
I'm just gonna...
just go to lunch.
310
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,998
Have you seen Finch?
311
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,400
Um, he said he was
going downstairs for a cookie.
312
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:19,732
When?
313
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,234
Three hours ago.
314
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,632
Aw, hell.
315
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,299
He's back with Nikki.
316
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,199
How did this woman
get you into a cage?
317
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:31,667
I can't even get a guy
to drive me to the airport.
318
00:13:31,702 --> 00:13:34,234
The whole situation
was complicated.
319
00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,232
A myriad of complex emotions
320
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,601
you couldn't begin
to understand.
321
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:39,767
Was it the sex?
322
00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:40,868
Yes.
323
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:44,434
That was just a phase
in my life.
324
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:45,532
Since then,
325
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,634
I've always maintained
total control.
326
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,434
Let's face it,
nobody's ever in total control.
327
00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:52,934
Speak for yourself.
328
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,367
Personally, I like
to lose control.
329
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,067
In fact, I have this fantasy...
330
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,484
No. Forget it.
331
00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:06,267
No. Go on.
332
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,467
Okay...
333
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,584
It's a hot summer night,
334
00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,399
and I step out of the shower
335
00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:27,199
and slip into a silky,
soft robe,
336
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,734
and cross to the bedroom
where he's waiting for me.
337
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,100
He? Who he?
338
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:36,234
Candlelight
dances across my skin.
339
00:14:36,269 --> 00:14:37,899
He moves closer,
340
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,699
barely brushing against me.
341
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:44,734
He slips the robe
off my shoulders
342
00:14:44,769 --> 00:14:47,200
and lowers me onto the bed.
343
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:48,666
He takes the candle
344
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:53,950
and slowly,
seductively, achingly...
345
00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:59,200
drips hot wax
all over my naked body.
346
00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:01,165
I gasp...
347
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,200
and then whisper
in his ear,
348
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:05,701
"Elliott..."
349
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:09,367
"Drop the cup."
350
00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:17,666
Oh, yeah.
351
00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,601
You're in control.
352
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,998
Oh, my God! Finch!
353
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,067
Where
have you been?
354
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,666
With Nikki.
355
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,334
We went for a drive
in the woods.
356
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:39,699
What happened?
357
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,484
She wanted me to chase her.
358
00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:43,199
I got all turned around,
359
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,234
and then when I got back,
the car was gone.
360
00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:47,100
There were bees.
361
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,766
Where did you get
those clothes?
362
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:54,165
Off the wash line
at a Boy Scout jamboree.
363
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:58,701
Those little runts tracked me,
but I lost 'em in the river.
364
00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:00,085
Are you okay?
365
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,399
I will be,
366
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:03,801
as soon as Baxter in Accounting
checks me for ticks.
367
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,400
All right, you win.
368
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:12,100
She really is nuts.
369
00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:13,232
Come on.
370
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,000
We gotta do something
before she makes him
371
00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:17,000
go to a biker bar
in a sun dress.
372
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,734
How would you know that?
373
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,767
I just know, okay?
374
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,933
Jack, we have a problem here.
375
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:27,300
Finch's romance
is getting way out of control.
376
00:16:27,335 --> 00:16:28,332
We have to intervene
377
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,767
before it turns into
Fatal Attraction.
378
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:32,232
I love that movie.
379
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,199
He sleeps with her once,
380
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:36,750
and she becomes
totally obsessed.
381
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,926
That's got to boost a guy's ego.
382
00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:41,067
Maybe I should
do the talking.
383
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,299
What's going on?
384
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,365
Oh, good. You're here.
385
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,033
We're having
an intervention.
386
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,599
Hey, those were vitamins.
387
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,399
No. It's not for you.
It's for Finch.
388
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:52,267
Oh, goody. I've never been in
on this end of one.
389
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,634
Who wants a drink?
390
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,817
Hey, Finch, Jack needs you.
391
00:16:57,852 --> 00:16:59,968
All right, just follow my lead.
392
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:02,501
Yes?
393
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,965
Finch, this is
an intervention.
394
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,334
Ha, ha, ha! I knew
those weren't vitamins!
395
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:11,801
No. It's for you.
396
00:17:11,836 --> 00:17:13,268
Huh?
397
00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,835
Oh, wow.
398
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,332
I'm touched.
399
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,567
I didn't think
you guys cared.
400
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,699
Come on!
401
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:21,934
You're not
going anywhere!
402
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,933
Dennis, listen.
403
00:17:25,968 --> 00:17:27,666
I've known women like her.
404
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:30,133
You can't let this Vicky
run your life.
405
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:31,601
Nikki.
Who?
406
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,050
Hey, Dennis.
407
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,667
Way to go.
408
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:41,267
Once again, perhaps
I should do the talking.
409
00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:42,934
I remember one woman.
410
00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:44,699
A real nutball.
411
00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,667
Always trying to get me
to settle down.
412
00:17:46,702 --> 00:17:48,984
Ooh. She was diabolical.
413
00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:51,076
She wore these big hats.
414
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,133
Are you talking about Mom?
415
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,833
Okay. I'm done talking now.
416
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,167
Listen, I was in
this relationship once
417
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:00,684
where I started to lose myself.
418
00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:02,132
But at first,
I didn't care
419
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,868
because of all
the fantastic sex.
420
00:18:03,903 --> 00:18:05,434
Okay. You're done now too.
421
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:09,200
I think it's time
for an Indian chant.
422
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,200
Nina, no.
423
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,501
This intervention sucks.
424
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,433
Listen,
we're your friends,
425
00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:19,699
and we're gonna
make you see
426
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,517
that you're in
a destructive relationship,
427
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:23,300
and if we have to,
we'll stay here all night.
428
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,701
But I have tickets
for a magic show.
429
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:28,965
You deserve better than Nikki,
430
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,400
someone who'll respect you,
not break you down like this.
431
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,018
All right, all right.
I get it.
432
00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:34,566
I knew it before
I came in here.
433
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,701
A man doesn't go sprinting
through the sticker bushes
434
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,466
in his underpants
435
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,601
and not come out a little wiser.
436
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:41,699
So if you'll
excuse me,
437
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,200
I'm gonna go home,
take a shower
438
00:18:43,235 --> 00:18:44,667
and finally get
this crazy woman
439
00:18:44,702 --> 00:18:45,701
out of my head.
440
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,132
Dennis.
441
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:51,032
Oh, my God. She's so pretty.
442
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,667
Just tell her it's over, Finch.
I'm behind you.
443
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:54,801
Me too.
444
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:55,866
Me too.
445
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,234
Who wants margaritas?
446
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:02,799
There you are.
447
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,567
There I am. That's it?
448
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,300
You left me in the woods.
449
00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:07,632
You left me.
450
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,667
I should be really mad at you.
451
00:19:09,702 --> 00:19:10,868
I'm sorry, baby.
452
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,866
Hey, guess what?
453
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:15,868
We're going to a party
in the Village.
454
00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:17,833
Hey, Jack,
I'm going out.
455
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:20,133
Remember,
stay away from that Nikki.
456
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:21,701
I'm going to a party
with her.
457
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,934
Have fun.
458
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,532
Finch, don't do it.
459
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,200
Stay out of this, Elliott.
460
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:28,666
He's a big boy.
461
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,200
Come on, Dennis, let's go.
462
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,434
He's just jealous.
463
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:32,599
You don't get it.
464
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:34,098
No, you don't
get it anymore.
465
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,033
And Dennis knows that
if he doesn't come now,
466
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,200
he won't get it, either.
467
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,399
So let's go.
468
00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:40,701
She left you
in the woods, buddy.
469
00:19:40,736 --> 00:19:42,734
Nice girls
don't do that.
470
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,767
Yeah, there were bees
and other loud things.
471
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:50,434
Those were just tree frogs.
472
00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,851
Tree frogs?
473
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,199
Good God!
474
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,634
If I had known that,
I would've run into a big rock
475
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:57,532
and killed myself!
476
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:02,033
So do you want
to come with me... or not?
477
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,067
Hell, no.
I'm staying right here.
478
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,566
I'm tired of your mind games,
479
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:08,200
and I'm tired of you treating me
like I'm some sort of pet.
480
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:10,267
You may be hot,
but I deserve better.
481
00:20:10,302 --> 00:20:12,265
So farewell,
my psychotic temptress.
482
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:16,067
Go boil your rabbit
in somebody else's pot.
483
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:25,734
Where did that come from?
484
00:20:25,769 --> 00:20:26,933
I don't know,
485
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:29,300
but it kept him
from making Eagle Scout.
486
00:20:29,335 --> 00:20:31,265
What is it with me?
487
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,634
Why do I keep
scaring off guys?
488
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,332
Well, it's just a theory,
489
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,767
but it might have something
to do with the fact
490
00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:40,232
that you're a total whack job.
491
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:43,267
I don't know
why I keep doing this.
492
00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:44,232
I just...
493
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,732
Oh, God, Elliott,
494
00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:48,200
I don't know
what's happening anymore.
495
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:50,165
Maybe I'm afraid...
496
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,734
no one will want me
if I don't make it wild.
497
00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:56,934
And it's sick, I know.
498
00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:59,100
I need to get help.
499
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:04,467
But I just want it to stop.
500
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,234
Aw, jeez. Aw, jeez.
501
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:09,567
Oh, Nikki.
502
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:13,601
Nikki...
503
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,601
Come here, come here.
504
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,501
Good morning.
505
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:29,300
Elliott?
506
00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:34,734
You're calling from the cage,
aren't you?
507
00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:41,234
Yes.
508
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:55,200
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
509
00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:59,065
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
510
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:03,167
♪ It don't matter what I want
To do 'cause ♪
511
00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:08,866
♪ It's got a mind of its own ♪
512
00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:12,734
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
513
00:22:12,784 --> 00:22:17,334
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