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Oh, no.
This isn't happening.
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What isn't
happening?
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We're out of coffee.
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Morning, all.
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Care to guess
why I'm so happy?
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Uh, by the
Aztec calendar,
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you're still 16?
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I'm sorry. I haven't
had my coffee.
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Oh, you poor dear.
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Anyway, I've been
asked to be a guest
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on Emerson Gray's show
on NPR.
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Hey!
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Hey, what's the topic?
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Semi-famous models
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you could have sworn
were dead?
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I'm having
caffeine withdrawal.
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All right.
Take a deep breath.
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Your name is Dennis Finch,
you're in Manhattan,
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and you're going
to be fine.
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Thanks.
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What's the topic?
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Uh, whether the fashion industry
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creates false and harmful images
for women.
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My position
will be a firm "no."
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For the first time
in your life.
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Finch didn't have
any caffeine.
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So who else
is on the show?
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Oh, I don't know.
I think some gal
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from the National
Organization for Women.
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It's like a big club.
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Yeah, I've heard
of it.
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So you're going to match wits
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with an angry feminist
and an intellectual?
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Nina, didn't you learn anything
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from that massacre
at Celebrity Jeopardy?
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Only that the Daily Double
isn't two shots of vodka.
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Good morning.
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Hardly. 40 minutes
on the Stairmaster,
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and then I find out my gym
is out of hot water.
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Oh, well, you look as pretty
as a sunbeam! Ha-ha!
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Thank you, Cindy.
Any messages?
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No. Oh! But here's
your itinerary.
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Ah.
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And here's a muffin.
Oh!
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I made it myself.
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Oh, thank you.
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Mmm! It's good.
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It says here I have
an 8 a.m. meeting
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with the Calvin Klein
people.
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Uh-huh.
There's no sugar in that.
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Cindy...
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it's 8:45!
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Uh-huh.
Oh, my God!
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At Blush, we like
to think of problems
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as opportunities
turned upside-down.
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Hi, I'm sorry I'm late.
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I know this is
a really important meeting,
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and, um, I'm sure I can
get right up to speed.
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Okay, where are we?
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And that wraps it up.
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Uh, Cindy-
Oh, God!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, whoa, I'm sorry.
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Whoo!
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Um, Cindy,
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that was a really important
meeting I missed back there.
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I am so sorry.
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My boyfriend, David,
sells pants part-time,
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so, of course, I'm the one
stuck entertaining
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his friends in from China.
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Cindy, we just need
to get a system down
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where-
Is that my pen?
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Where?
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In your tea.
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That was a gift
from my journalism professor.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Here.
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Oh...
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No, that's okay.
Just give it to me.
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Give it.
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Do I have time for a shower?
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Absolutely.
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All right, time for
the staff meeting.
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Right after
your staff meeting.
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Uh, quick,
where's my proposal?
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Oh, okay, um...
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Here it is!
Here it is!
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Now, remember,
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you can't spell "success"
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without...
U.
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Okay, let's go,
everybody.
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We've got a lot
to cover this morning.
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Maya, good to see
you could make it.
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Salutations, confreres.
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You're all looking
resplendent.
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Did a flower pot
fall on your head?
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No, someone gave me
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one of those crappy
"word of the day" calendars
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for last year's
Secret Santa.
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You're welcome.
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My point is, it turned out
to be so useful.
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Can we just get on with it?!
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I might have something
for a headache.
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Yeah, that's what you said
to Elvis.
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Okay, I've asked Maya
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to come up with
a fresh approach
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for this year's tribute
to the West Coast designers.
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Maya?
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Okay, uh, this might
be a little rough,
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but I'm sure it'll give us
some jumping-off points.
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"Dear David, I think
it's unfair of you
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to use my closet
as a place to grow pot."
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Uh, okay, wait,
give those back.
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"For God's sakes, David,
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I don't put my shoes
in your bong."
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Little mix-up.
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These must be Cindy's.
Grabbed them by mistake.
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Well, why don't we
reconvene in an hour?
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That should give
Maya enough time
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to get herself together.
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Ooooh.
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That was quite
the maelstrom.
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Looks like Nina's using
her "word a day" calendar
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to bone up for the radio.
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Do we have time to publicly
humiliate her this week?
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I can move some things around.
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Hey, how was lunch?
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Good. Um,
any messages?
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Nope.
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Oh, yeah. Death stopped by
to say hello.
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Death?
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Uh-huh.
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Death stopped by?
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To say hello.
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Was it...Beth?
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Could have been.
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Was it a short redhead
or a tall guy with a sickle?
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It was Beth.
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Hi.
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Look at the guy
on that tugboat.
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Salty wind in his hair,
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alone with his thoughts,
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his only office the sky above
and the sea ahead.
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I'd kill myself.
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Did you want something?
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Oh, yeah.
You know your assistant?
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Yes.
Fire her.
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What?
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She's terrible.
Make her go away.
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Look at him...
probably stinks of fish.
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I can't fire Cindy.
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She's the first assistant
I ever hired.
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So?
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So I don't just
throw people away like you.
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That's why you've been
divorced three times.
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That's why you got rid of Rags.
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Maya, you're not
making any sense.
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My dog Rags, remember?
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You brought him home for me
when I was 7.
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We made up a little bed for him
in my room,
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made sure he had
a little bowl of water,
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and everything was perfect
until he chewed on your sofa,
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and bam!
The next day he was gone.
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Maya, he wasn't
an apartment dog,
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so I sent him to a farm upstate
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where he could run
and chase bunnies and milk cows.
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Trust me,
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he was much happier up there.
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Here's your coffee
and your newspaper.
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Thank you, Cindy.
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You're doing
a great job.
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Oh, Cindy!
Yeah.
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You have a Post-it
on your-
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Oops.
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Here, I got it.
I got it.
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Oh, thanks. Ha-ha.
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What? It's her first week.
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Maya, let me show you
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how an assistant
is supposed to function.
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Dennis!
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You have to be able
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to count on your assistant
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to do everything
your right arm would:
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Wave, pick up an apple,
go to jury duty,
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and all without question.
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Yeah.
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I want you to take this cup
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and put it on the stoop
in front of my building.
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Consider it done.
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See? No arguments.
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I say "jump,"
he says "how high?"
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Crazy old fart.
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Well, how does it look?
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Perfect, or to quote
Wednesday's word,
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proofoglicious.
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"Proofoglicious.
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"Something that
is excellent
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or strives
to be excellence."
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All hail Baxter
in Printing.
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Nina, get in here.
You got a package.
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Do you think she'll
buy this gibberish?
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Please. How many months
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did we get her to pay
an elevator tax?
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Well, where is it?
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Uh, where's what?
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The package that came for me.
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Oh, I put it on your desk.
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When?
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Yesterday?
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I already got
yesterday's package.
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Well, then, what are you
complaining about?
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I'm not- What?
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Uh, Nina, I don't have time
for little mind games right now.
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I'm real busy.
I'm stapling, so...
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Cindy?
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Cindy?
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Has anyone seen Cindy?
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Cindy's gone. They sent her back
to Idiot Central.
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Who did?
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I'll give you a hint.
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He's got 100 grand
put aside to freeze his head.
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Well, it's just like Rags
all over again.
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Let me guess. You sent Cindy
to a farm upstate
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where she could run
and chase bunnies.
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Well, how would
you like it
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if someone
sent you away
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because you got scared
and chewed on a couch?
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Do you know what? You are
that guy on the tugboat.
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You stink!
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Maya, you know
the Calvin Klein people.
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So it was just
a big mistake?
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Of course. My father
would never fire you.
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Well, then why did he say
"you're fired"?
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That's "fired" with a P-H.
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It's gangsta rap
for "you're doing swell."
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Oh, duh!
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Ooh, hiring back
your assistant
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and defying Daddy.
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Somebody
might get grounded.
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I'm not defying my father.
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I'm simply proving
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that his whole life
philosophy is wrong.
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Well, well, aren't you
the perpippity one?
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The what?
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Perpippity.
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To go behind the back
of a superior or a lion.
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Maya, don't forget
I'll need that research
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by the end of the day
tomorrow.
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Piece of cake,
and you want to know why?
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Because you hired
your assistant back?
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Yes, and may I say
I don't appreciate
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your going over my head.
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I am over your head.
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Maya, I took action
because you couldn't.
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I was just
doing you a favor.
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And I'm gonna
do you a favor
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and show you that when
you give someone a chance,
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they can surprise you.
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I'm going to give
this research to Cindy.
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I'm okay!
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You know what?
261
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:18,868
Forget it. I'll assign it
to someone else.
262
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:20,232
No, no, she can handle it.
263
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,067
In fact, she'll have your
precious research for you
264
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:24,232
by 8 a.m.
That's right, 8 a.m.
265
00:12:24,267 --> 00:12:26,067
That's how much confidence
I have in Cindy's abilities.
266
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:33,534
Hey, if I stand on your chair,
I can see my house.
267
00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:35,599
Welcome back, Cindy.
268
00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:39,300
Thanks, Mr. Gallo.
You're phired!
269
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,734
So I ate at that
place last night.
270
00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:02,033
Oh, yeah?
What'd you have?
271
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,501
Uh, rosemary chicken.
272
00:13:03,536 --> 00:13:04,833
Good?
273
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,884
Uh, pretty good.
274
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,901
What's the score?
275
00:13:08,936 --> 00:13:10,032
9 to 8.
276
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,132
You gotta win by 2.
I know.
277
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,100
Oh, thank God
you two are picking on
278
00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,232
somebody else
for a change.
279
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:18,901
Hey, you've gotten
too smart for us.
280
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,234
So, what's today's word?
281
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,467
Bittlecocker.
282
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:29,634
A disagreeable vagabond.
283
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,317
Well, I'm off
to the radio show.
284
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:33,801
You two will be
listening, right?
285
00:13:33,836 --> 00:13:35,501
Try and stop us.
286
00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:39,566
Nina...
287
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,267
Morning, boys.
Morning.
288
00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:42,799
What's the score?
289
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:46,767
Hey, that's
my daughter.
290
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,432
Huh?
291
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:51,165
Morning, honey.
292
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,800
Say, about your appearance
the last few days,
293
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:56,400
you would tell me if you'd
moved into a tunnel,
294
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,399
wouldn't you?
295
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,267
Oh, this? I just came in early
to, um,
296
00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:01,032
give you the research
297
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,934
that Cindy was doing
all night.
298
00:14:02,969 --> 00:14:04,766
Oh, well, then, where is she?
299
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,868
Oh, yeah, she's, uh,
making copies.
300
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,400
She just never stops.
301
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:10,734
This looks pretty good.
302
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,332
Told you.
303
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:14,067
Couldn't have done it
any better yourself.
304
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:16,065
Nope.
305
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,933
Then, um,
Cindy wouldn't mind
306
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:21,033
tackling those
demographic studies
307
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,965
we've all been avoiding.
308
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,800
Are you kidding?
She'd love it.
309
00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:28,168
Come on, Maya,
cut your losses.
310
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:30,501
Admit you were wrong
about her.
311
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,685
I am not wrong.
312
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,010
You're so stubborn.
313
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,265
I am not.
Oh, yeah?
314
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,033
How about your
fourth-grade spelling bee
315
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,767
when you refused
to leave the stage?
316
00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:38,866
Okay, I am sorry,
317
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:40,499
but you can spell "chipmunk"
with an O,
318
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:42,200
and if somebody had gotten
that second dictionary
319
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,332
like I asked,
320
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:45,300
I would have gladly
let go of the podium.
321
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:56,200
Good morning.
I am...Emerson Gray,
322
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:58,834
and welcome
to Gray...
323
00:14:58,869 --> 00:15:01,301
Matters.
324
00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:03,699
We're talking...
325
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,734
with post-feminist activist
Ruth Caruso.
326
00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:08,365
Good morning.
327
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,033
And the lovely Nina Van Horn,
328
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,566
former model
329
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:14,400
and current fashion editor
of Blush magazine.
330
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,334
Hi, hi.
331
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:23,699
Today's topic...
332
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:24,933
is physical perfection:
333
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:27,300
How do we achieve it,
how do we maintain it,
334
00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:29,767
and...at...what...cost?
335
00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,667
Ruth Caruso...
336
00:15:33,868 --> 00:15:36,200
is the fashion industry
ultimately harmful to women?
337
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,699
Oh, absolutely.
338
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,100
Women struggle
to emulate the images
339
00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,599
they see in fashion magazines,
340
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:44,300
even though those images
are dangerously unrealistic,
341
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,534
and then to top-
Now me?
342
00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:51,132
Miss Van Horn.
343
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,801
Well, I think that
all women can be beautiful.
344
00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:57,299
For example, I recently saw
345
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:58,933
this sad young woman
in the subway
346
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:01,199
with no makeup,
hair that could break a rake,
347
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:04,701
so I handed this ugly duckling
a purseful of makeup samples
348
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:05,866
and a copy of Blush,
349
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:08,567
you know, to get her
started on her way.
350
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:09,699
Well, six months later,
351
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,567
I got a letter
from a beautiful swan
352
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,032
who, thanks to me,
353
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,699
had completely
turned her life around
354
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:20,033
and now is gainfully employed
at some ranch in Nevada...
355
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:25,534
and dating a lot.
356
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:33,501
You are a guardian ángel.
357
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:38,000
And may I say...quite heavenly.
358
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,432
Oh, thank you.
359
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,100
You're as welcome as lemonade
on a hot summer day.
360
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,666
Oh...
361
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:47,868
Emerson, I have no idea
what that story even means,
362
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:50,868
but I'm sorry, a society
that idolizes models
363
00:16:50,903 --> 00:16:53,265
is a society on the decline.
364
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,933
You know,
I just don't understand
365
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,934
why it's okay to worship beauty
in art,
366
00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:58,901
but in a magazine,
you get yelled at.
367
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,199
I mean, really.
368
00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:04,367
Aren't you being just a tad...
persafunctant?
369
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:12,650
Persafunctant?
370
00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:15,365
You heard me.
371
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,933
But I didn't
understand you.
372
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,234
Well, then, maybe you should
listen a little more
373
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:23,300
and emolicate a little less.
374
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,901
Emolicate?
375
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,934
Touché, Miss Van Horn.
376
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,267
I'm sure our audience
would love to hear
377
00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:40,466
how you became a model.
378
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:43,601
Well, I came to New York
with a dream in my heart
379
00:17:43,636 --> 00:17:47,667
and a driving stangle
to succeed.
380
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:54,165
Stangle.
381
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,332
That was
a good one.
382
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,868
You know, you certainly
paint a vivid picture.
383
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:05,050
No, she doesn't.
She's talking gibberish.
384
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:08,934
Five bucks says
the lesbian decks her.
385
00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:11,235
I remember
my first big break.
386
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,466
I was modeling hats
in Boston
387
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,634
when my portfolio
caught the attention
388
00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:18,001
of the most omutettered
photographer-
389
00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,299
Emerson, I have got
to stop this.
390
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,701
Pipe down. I'm on the edge
of my seat.
391
00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:24,501
She's making up words.
392
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,866
Woman, please!
393
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:31,501
Apparently getting the vote
hasn't taught you manners.
394
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,299
Nina, I apologize,
395
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:40,801
and have I mentioned
how lovely you look?
396
00:18:40,836 --> 00:18:44,467
Thank you, Emerson.
You flammer me.
397
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,467
Thank you. Thank you.
398
00:19:03,502 --> 00:19:05,234
Please, you embarrass me.
399
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,165
Oh, well, we try.
400
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,034
That Emerson Gray is a joy.
401
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:11,833
He's making me dinner tonight,
402
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:13,901
and for dessert,
we'll be having coitus,
403
00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,267
whatever that is.
404
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,968
Oh, hey, can I
have a cookie?
405
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,968
Trade you for a smile.
406
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:27,334
Oh, bill me.
407
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,399
Coo-kies!
408
00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,767
Cindy? Cindy, where
were you last night?
409
00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,767
Last night? Last night?
Last night?
410
00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:37,566
Cindy, listen to me.
411
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:40,734
I apologize if I wasn't clear
last night when I said
412
00:19:40,769 --> 00:19:43,268
"Go pick up dinner
and bring it right back,"
413
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:45,767
but right now,
I'm tired and I'm hungry,
414
00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:48,101
and we have
a lot of work to do,
415
00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:50,400
so I really need you
to focus, okay?
416
00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:52,732
Focus. Right.
417
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,067
I'll go get you
some coffee.
418
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,767
Don't leave
the building!
419
00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:05,199
Maya Gallo.
420
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,934
Oh, hi, David.
Cindy, it's David.
421
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:10,234
I'm not talking to him!
422
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,867
Um, she'll call you
back later.
423
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,933
I'm sure she has your number.
424
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:21,801
Okay, what's the number
at the laser tag arena?
425
00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:23,668
My pen!
426
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:25,466
Cindy...
427
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,250
What did you do
to my pen?
428
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,726
What did you do to my pen?
429
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,530
Did you chew
my pen, Cindy?
430
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,300
This was
very bad, Cindy.
431
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,766
Very bad.
432
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:41,901
Get back here!
Get back here!
433
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,267
Okay, you were right,
I was wrong.
434
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:56,118
What do I do?
435
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:58,934
I know a guy.
436
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:03,232
I'm going away?
437
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,967
No, not away,
just upstairs.
438
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:08,667
Joel Macdonald
has a firm.
439
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,799
You'll love it.
440
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,701
There's way more room
to run around up there.
441
00:21:13,736 --> 00:21:14,666
Really?
442
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,484
And it's
a non-smoking floor
443
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,232
with plenty of fresh air.
444
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,300
Well, that sounds
pretty good.
445
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:24,065
I know this must have seemed
446
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,734
like just another week
to you guys,
447
00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:30,199
but to me, it felt like seven.
448
00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:34,467
No, it felt like much longer
to us too.
449
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,098
Oh, Cindy, wait.
450
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,501
You forgot
your ball.
451
00:21:38,536 --> 00:21:40,167
Mmm!
452
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:55,200
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪
453
00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:59,232
♪ Keeps bringing me home ♪
454
00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:04,067
♪ It don't matter
What I want to do ♪
455
00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:08,151
♪ 'Cause it's got
A mind of its own ♪
456
00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:12,200
♪ Life keeps bringing me
Back to you ♪♪
457
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,800
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