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Brother Blackshohs,
as l stand before you tonight,
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Our policies are clear,
our policies are just,
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And three. The compulsory scientific
measurement of all adult male knees.
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Not for the true-born Englishman
the bony, angular knee
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Not for him the puffy knee
of the criminal classes.
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Hail Spode!
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Good evening, sir.
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An excellent rally, excellent.
A dozen new recruits to the cause.
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His knees.
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Come on, Behie!
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Well, this is a happy occasion,
old Gussie getting engaged.
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(Popping)
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A most satisfactory binge, last night.
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l doubt it. Slice him where you like,
a hell-hound is always a hell-hound.
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Very good, sir.
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You must understand, Jeeves,
that when two men of iron will
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- Oh? l wonder what she...
- (Doorbell)
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- ls it awake yet?
- Ah, what ho, Aunt Dahlia?
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l want you to go to an antique shop
in Bond St and sneer at a cow-creamer.
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- Do what at a what?
- lt's silver,
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Well, sounds dashed unpleasant to me.
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lf he can get this thing cheaply,
it may save him from an early grave.
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Well, you heard what Jeeves said.
Now, run along and sneer!
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No, no, l don't think so,
l've another very like this.
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- (Telephone)
- Morning!
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- (Shopkeeper) Hello, Fox here.
- l know you, young man!
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Look at him.
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- Quite reformed.
- Huh!
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(Scoffs)
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- Oh, has the gentleman gone?
- Yes, yes, they've gone, yes.
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- What?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...here.
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- l can't see any hallmark.
- Are you blind?
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(Distressed miaow)
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Ha! Smash-and-grab-man, by God!
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l say, Spode, look at this.
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- Can l help you, officer?
- Where did he go?
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- l-l shouldn't go in there if were you.
- Oh, no?
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Come with me, officer.
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(Raucous laughter)
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This way, come along.
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Good morning, Mrs Travers.
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- Mrs Travers, sir.
- l thought l'd told you...
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- Well, well, well.
- ls all you can say ''Well, well ,well''?
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- l don't think you should be too severe.
- l shall not be severe, l shall be just.
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You'd best hope that by every moral law,
that cow-creamer belongs to Tom.
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- lf you say so, old flesh and blood.
- Good.
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Because you're going to
steal it back for me.
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(Watkyn) l don't care
how spiritual Harold Pinker is,
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l don't care if he played
tiddlywinks for the Sorbonne.
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Harold is not half-baked, Uncle Wattie.
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lt's no good, Stiffy.
Sir Watkyn will never allow you
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All right. l shall be dignified,
l shall be urbane.
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lf you could not trip over the furniture,
it'd be a stah.
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- (Gong)
- Come on, there's the gong.
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(Dog growls)
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Under the new order,
the whole of Wales and Scotland
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(Spode) Nothing...but...potatoes.
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(Slurps)
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Sorry l'm late, Sir Watkyn,
l've just been arranging my tanks.
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- Tanks?
- Yes, my newt-tanks.
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Mr Fink-Nottle breeds newts.
When Augustus and l are married
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Little madam...married...
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to him?!
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Oh, have you seen Madeline?
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- Gussie, could you help?
- l don't know.
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Won't you have a look
over there, at the light...?
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- (Madeline) Gussie!
- Oh hello, Madeline.
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- Telegram for Mr Wooster.
- Thank you, Mr Jarvis.
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A telegram for you, sir.
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(Clears throat)
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''Unless come earliest possible moment
prepared lend every effoh reconciliation,
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''Fink-Nottle, Totleigh Towers,
Totleigh-in-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.
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(Duck squeaks)
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Forgive me for mentioning it,
but am l not right in thinking that
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Good Lord, you're absolutely right!
We must go down to Totleigh in person.
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Yes, sir. Totleigh Towers might
also seem the convenient place
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(Spode) Hands up!
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- Now, look...
- Watkyn, come here!
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Naturally your silver's
the first thing Behie would look for.
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- Ohh.
- (Madeline) Come along, Behie.
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Anyway, it wasn't bag-snatching,
it was policeman's helmet-stealing.
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(Madeline) How sweet of you to come,
Behie, but everything's sohed out.
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You know, sometimes l ask myself if
l'm wohhy of so rare a soul as Augustus.
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- Wooster, l want a word with you.
- Ah, what ho?
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l've found you with it
in your hands already.
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Or perhaps you think you're clever
enough to steal it without detection.
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- Oh, er... Definitely.
- Splendid.
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Right, to Aunt Dahlia. Erm... ''l say,
look here, this is absolutely impossible,
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ls it a code?
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- Mornin'.
- Mornin', Constable Oates.
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- Get off! Stupid dog, get off!
- (Growling)
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Get away!
Get away from me, you stupid...
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(Croaks)
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What on eahh did you do that for?
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You might've scared him out of his wits,
hurling yourself about!
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- Poor old Batholomew!
- l must caution you, Miss Stephanie...
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Oh, it's you, Behie!
Did you see what happened?
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(Yelps)
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l'm just on my way to see Harold,
we're engaged, you know.
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Don't tell a soul, Uncle Watkyn mustn't
know until he's been well sweetened.
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He talks a lot about you. Harold Pinker.
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- Oh, there you are Behie, here's Harold.
- Stinker! Good heavens!
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Harold... We can't talk here,
come to Harold's room in the rectory.
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or at least l should be.
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- Sit down Behie. You tell him, Harold.
- Well, what we thought was,
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What's the point of that?
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Oh, l see! You want me to put on a black
mask, break in through the window,
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Then Harold comes back
into the house, covered in blood...
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(Crashing)
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- Behie, l think you're a pig!
- Maybe, but a shrewd level-headed pig,
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Now that her engagement's been broken
you should show a little interest.
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Why've you gone all quiet?
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(Sighs)
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Mrs Travers has arrived, sir.
She has a matter of some impohance
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Ah! What ho, aunt of my bosom?
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You will get that cow-creamer.
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No, no , no, no...
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This is getting beyond a joke, Jeeves.
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The club book?
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This not only provides entehaining
reading, but also serves as a warning
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and mistook the lamp for a burglar?
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Oh.
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- Right, all set, Jeeves?
- Yes, sir.
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Hullo Desmond,
here's some nice ant eggs for you.
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What a silly daddy! Really!
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Hm.
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l'll get Mr Herbeh
to come up and see to it, sir.
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Of course, one can't get
proper gentlemen, nowadays.
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Oh, really quite promising. l suspected
l could make something of him
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But you want to see the book, don't you?
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The book for Mr Jeeves, if you please.
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for wearing a soft hat
before Goodwood?
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Why don't you try not answering,
when he calls you by the wrong name?
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Mm, yes.
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Mm, yes.
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(Bird calls)
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- Anything l can do for you?
- Why wasn't Fink-Nottle at dinner?
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00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:22,653
- Do butterflies do that?
- Are you trying to be funny?
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(Ghostly voice) Behie!
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- Show yourself! l am not afraid.
- (Knocking)
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They ought to put handles
on the inside of those things!
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Why he didn't look inside l can't imagine.
l thought dictators were thorough.
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- You're not afraid of Spode?
- l am!
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But Behie, my life is at stake!
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Ah!
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Goodbye, Behie.
You have disappointed me.
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So, at midnight you're waiting
in the silver room, all right?
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That should do it, l should think.
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- Really?
- We want to see blood, remember?
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(Gulps)
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Who goes there?
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(Car approaching)
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- What happened? Has Spode a secret?
- lndeed he has, sir.
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lt's only the details of the matter
l'm precluded from mentioning, sir.
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- Eulalie?
- Eulalie, sir.
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Sure you can't go any deeper
into the subject?
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- Oi!
- Aaah!
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What do you mean,
sneaking up on me like that?
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What do you mean by mucking up
my bed linen after l specifically forbad it?
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l have learned something that
he'd not care to have generally known.
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Well, Spode, what is it now?
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- Ah...
- You know all about what?
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Ah...Euthymol! Ahh...
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Eureka!
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You...
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(Growls)
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Eucalyptus!
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Euripides!
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- Eunuch!
- (Spode growling)
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Euphonium?
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What... Eu...!
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- Now, then!
- (Gussie whimpering)
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Eulalie!
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What?
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Ah, yes, well,
always think, Spode, always!
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(Giggles) Behie!
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Oi!
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Oh, my Lord!
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- Where d'you think you're going?
- lt's gone, sir.
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And you were just going off
and leaving everything else unguarded?
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You did it!
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- Help! Thief, help!
- lt's not Behie!
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- Help me!
- l can't understand it, Sir Watkyn, sir.
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- Harold caught the thief.
- What? Oh, well done, young man.
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There was an intruder, Sir Watkyn, sir!
l very nearly apprehended 'em, and...
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00:47:49,913 --> 00:47:52,913
- Well?
- Nothin', Sir Watkyn, sir.
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lf you are now quite satisfied,
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Thank you, Mr Butterfield,
for a most enjoyable stay.
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- Bally rum, Jeeves, all that.
- lndeed, sir.
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- Everything all right, old kith and kin?
- Wonderful, thank you, dear.
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Good Lord!
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Good Lord!
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Thank you, Jeeves!
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Good Lord!
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There is just one thing, Jeeves. l do wish
you'd give me the inside dope on Eulalie.
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- No, sir, no, l could not betray a trust.
- Jeeves, l stand in awe.
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