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‐ Swish, swish, bish.
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It's me, Sarah.
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And I am so fucking sick
of thinking
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about stupid Brett Kavanaugh.
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Honestly, if I think
of his frowny pink face
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and his Pert Plus hair
one more time, I'm gonna puke.
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Trump even held a ceremony
for Kavanaugh
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where he apologized
on behalf of the nation,
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declared victory, as always,
and added:
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‐ You, sir,
under historic scrutiny,
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were proven innocent.
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‐ And you, sir,
under historic scrutiny,
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will be poopin' in a cell.
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I'm very proud of that.
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So now Kavanaugh's on the court
and ready to decide the case
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of "tastes great"
versus "less filling."
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What's even more upsetting
is the GOP is seeing
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an actual bump
from this Kavanaugh shit.
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‐ The Kavanaugh bump is real.
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‐ Shut up, dummy.
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God, I wish I could get through
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to the 52% of white women
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who put Trump in office,
but they are‐‐
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they're too far gone.
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So, instead, I am looking
to young people.
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Young Thug.
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Young Dolph.
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Lil Pump.
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Lil Uzi Vert.
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But also young people
who aren't rappers.
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Because only 23%
of young people voted at all
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in the 2014 midterms.
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And I know you don't want
to hear this from me,
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your Auntie Sarah‐‐
who happens to have
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a cherry bomb of a caboose,
by the way‐‐
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so take it from your buddy
Taylor Swift.
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T‐Swift has never
been political before,
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but this week,
she went on Instagram
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and said she would vote
for two Democrats in Tennessee,
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and it is a very big deal,
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because Taylor has
a massive amount of reach.
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She has 112 million
Instagram followers.
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She's not just a pop star,
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she has the following
of two Italys.
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And Republicans'
knee‐jerk reaction, of course,
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is to tell her
to stay out of politics.
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Hey. You can't give Kanye a
free ticket to the White House
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and then tell Taylor
to stay in her lane.
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They are both
taxpaying citizens.
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They can talk about
whatever they want.
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You know who should shut up?
Tax dodgers.
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Which would be great,
because then we wouldn't
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have to hear from big fat
President Dumbshit.
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And yes, Taylor's a little late
to the game
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and waited until the American
leg of her tour was over
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to speak up, but hey,
better late than never,
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ever getting back together.
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Fuck, her songs are so catchy.
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Look what you made me do.
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[Psychic Friend's"We Do Not Belong" plays]
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♪ ♪
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MAN: ♪ Shave it off,
stay alive, open wide ♪
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♪ Show us how to conquer first
and then divide ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Don't know if we're
stayin' long, stayin' long ♪
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♪ Used to staying weak ♪
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♪ And now we're
staying strong ♪
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♪ We don't wanna go
where we do not belong ♪
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♪ Lonely as the day is long,
day is long ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ Hi. It's me.
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Wow.
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What an attractive audience.
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I'm gonna have to take a cold
shower before the monologues.
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Oh, there's no time?
That's okay.
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I'll do it horny.
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[laughter]
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I want to talk to you guys
about climate change.
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Wait, don't switch over
to "Bosch"!
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Hurricane Michael
just happened.
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It's the third
most powerful storm
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ever on record to hit the U. S.
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It was big.
It was on every channel.
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But you know what is not
on every channel?
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The reason these storms
are getting more powerful
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and more frequent.
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God punishing gays.
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[laughter]
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No, it's climate change.
It's climate change.
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And I know climate change
is not the most exciting issue,
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and the media knows it too,
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which is part of why
it's covered so infrequently.
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Here is MSNBC anchor
Chris Hayes
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responding to the question
of why he's not airing
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more segments
on climate change.
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You know what's
a great incentive?
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We're all gonna fucking die.
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How about that
for an incentive?
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[laughter]
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Look, my show would get
better ratings
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if I just described the dongs
of dudes I've dated.
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But climate change
is an emergency,
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and one you definitely will not
get a presidential alert for.
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So maybe this gets shared
a little less than normal,
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but I feel compelled to use
my platform to speak out.
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Granted, my platform is on
the third‐largest
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streaming network of three.
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[laughter]
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So it's not so much
shouting from the rooftops
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as, like, complaining
at an open mic at Panera Bread.
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[laughter]
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Still, this is happening,
so put down
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your broccoli cheddar soup
and buckle up.
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This past week, the UN's
intergovernmental panel
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on climate change‐‐
let's call it IPCC‐‐
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released a report showing
that, on our current path,
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we will face apocalyptic levels
of flooding,
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wildfires, and famine by 2040.
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Which is not just
in our lifetime,
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but really fucking soon.
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It's 2040!
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Cardi B will be, like‐‐
ew, my age, gross.
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[laughter]
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I know there are
so many problems right now‐‐
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you know, people can't
afford rent
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and face crushing student loan
debt and medical bankruptcy.
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White supremacy is being
further entrenched
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by a far right‐wing government.
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Taco Bell still hasn't made
the Naked Chicken Chalupa
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a permanent menu item.
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But we cannot ignore the meteor
hurtling towards Earth
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just because our house
is on fire.
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2018 is on track
to be the fourth hottest year
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in recorded history.
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You want to guess
what the first, second,
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and third hottest years are?
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Too late, it was
the last three years.
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This is fucking happening,
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despite what
Fox News grandpas think.
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Unfortunately, a Fox News
grandpa is our president.
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‐ So Obama's talking
about all of this
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with the global warming
and the‐‐
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a lot of it's a hoax,
it's a hoax.
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I mean, it's
a money‐making industry, okay?
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‐ Yeah, it's a hoax,
like Sandy Hook
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or the Holocaust
or you making women cum.
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[laughter]
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You know, one of those hoaxes
that 97%
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of the world's scientists
are in cahoots on.
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I don't think I've ever said
the word "cahoots" before.
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Cahoots, it sounds Yiddish.
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I think it's a Yiddish word
for having diarrhea
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in a public square.
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[laughter]
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Look, the Paris Agreement
was meant to keep
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global warming
to under 2.6 degrees.
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Even in the unlikely event
we hit that target,
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there is a good chance
we are totally fucked
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and we cannot get un‐fucked.
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‐ Excuse me, Sarah?
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Hi, I'm a dumb guy,
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and I'm having trouble
following all these stats
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on account of
my oatmeal‐like brain.
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‐ Oh, right, okay.
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Two point six degrees
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does not sound like a big deal.
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You need something
more visceral.
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‐ Visceral? Sorry.
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My vocabulary is very not big.
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Again, I'm an idiot.
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‐ Got it. You need to hear what
bad things are gonna happen.
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You know how Miami is a city?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ It's going to instead
be the ocean.
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‐ Awesome.
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Like my favorite movie,
"Waterworld."
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‐ Oh, you have bad taste,
'cause you're dumb.
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‐ Bingo. Bingo, bingo.
SARAH: Okay.
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How about this?
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New York City will be as hot
as the tropics,
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and the tropics
will grow so hot,
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they will be uninhabitable.
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Hurricanes and typhoons
and wildfires
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will just become the weather.
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Tens of millions
of climate refugees
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will have to flee their homes
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because of rising sea levels
or famine.
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And for those of you
with no empathy,
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that's not just in
other places.
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It's here.
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As all of Earth gets as hot
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as sub‐Saharan Africa,
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mosquitoes will spread
across the globe,
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infecting as many as 5 billion
people with malaria.
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‐ I just shit my pants.
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‐ Yeah,
it's fucking scary stuff.
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‐ I'm gonna go check
on my pants.
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‐ Sounds like a plan.
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You know, the last time
there was this much
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climate change
in a short period,
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it led to mass extinction
that killed 97%
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of all life on Earth.
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Meanwhile,
the Trump administration's
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official response to all of it
is, "Fuck it."
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They're actually pushing
for more
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environmental deregulation.
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Why? Because they're protecting
the interests
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of a very small group
of absurdly rich
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and powerful people.
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According to "The Guardian,"
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71% of global carbon emissions
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stem from just 100
corporations.
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That's it, just 100
giant billionaire businesses
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that filled the right pockets
to get the devil's job done.
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Our only chance for survival
is an about‐face,
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investing in renewable energy,
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which would not only
save the planet
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but create an incredible boom
in jobs.
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You know, California
incentivized clean energy
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and, as a result, now has
eight and a half green jobs
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for every one job
in fossil fuels.
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Yet, the Trump administration
is actually suing to stop them.
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Please follow the money
on that one.
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So should we all just assume
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we're truly and properly
fucked?
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I mean, yes.
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Sorry.
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It's just,
it would be disingenuous
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to sugarcoat it.
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At the same time,
we cannot give up,
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because fighting their nihilism
with more nihilism
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is what they're banking on.
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If we don't fight
these 100 corporations,
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they get their money,
and we get to die.
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And the fucking disgusting
irony of it, of all of it,
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is that the billionaires
who have created
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this global atrocity are gonna
be the ones to survive it.
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They're gonna be fine.
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While we all cook to death
in a planet‐sized hot car,
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they will be safe
in their Martian bio‐dome,
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stuffing robot sex slaves
in their penthouse fuck suite.
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[laughter]
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So the only option is we react
to this massive
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state of emergency
with massive action.
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We should be doing the opposite
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of every single thing
this administration is doing.
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The world has to come together
to fight
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this man‐made apocalypse,
or we are fucked.
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‐ We can't be consumed
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by our petty differences
anymore.
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We will be united
in our common interests.
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‐ Wow, that was so,
like, not dumb.
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‐ We will, once again,
be fighting for our freedom.
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Not from tyranny, oppression,
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or persecution,
but from annihilation.
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And should we win the day,
the fourth of July
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will no longer be known
as an American holiday.
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‐ Wait. This is the speech from
the end of "Independence Day."
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‐ Yeah, but it's
really good, and...
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‐ I mean, swap aliens
for climate change
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and it's pretty much the same‐‐
it's the same movie.
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Wait, just finish it.
Finish your speech.
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‐ Really?
SARAH: Yeah.
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We're all gonna die anyway.
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‐ We will not go quietly
into the night.
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We will not vanish
without a fight.
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We're going to live on.
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We're going to survive.
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Today, we celebrate
our Independence Day!
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[cheers and applause]
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‐ We'll be right back...
or will we?
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‐ I was recently a guest
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on "The Last Word
with Lawrence O'Donnell."
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Oh, you don't believe me?
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Well, you're gonna look
so dumb,
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'cause I got video proof.
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Watch this.
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[percussive music]
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‐ Welcome back.
These days, so much
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of our political conversation
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happens on Twitter,
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but what does this intersection
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of politics and social media
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mean for our culture?
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We're joined by our panelists
in Los Angeles,
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actor, comedian, and
politically active Twitter user
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Sarah Silverman.
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And the right‐wing
Twitterverse's
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newest superstar
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Brambi Streeter.
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Brambi, let's start with you.
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Earlier this week,
this tweet of yours
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went viral, reading, quote,
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"Why don't I need feminism?
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I have AR‐15 reasons."
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What were you trying to say?
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‐ Well, Lawrence, there are
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a lot of coastal elites
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who want to make it illegal
to love America,
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but real Americans know
defending liberty
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is the most pro‐woman thing
of all.
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‐ You know, no offense, Brambi,
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but, honestly, it seems like
every conservative pundit
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on TV reads from the same,
like, ten‐phrase glossary.
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‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you triggered?
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Because the only
trigger warning I need
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is "the safety is off."
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‐ Eh.
[laughs]
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That was a good one.
‐ I know.
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‐ You know, I think
this exchange
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leads me to my next question.
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Is social media
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making us more divided?
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‐ You know, Lawrence,
I think in many ways,
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it brings us together,
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and in many ways,
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it does divide us.
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Certainly, if you're only
getting your news
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from Trump's
incoherent tweets‐‐
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‐ President Trump lives
rent‐free
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in your head every day.
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‐ Brambi, take me through
how you came up with that.
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‐ Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you triggered?
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Because the only
trigger warning I need
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is "the safety is off."
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‐ You said that already.
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‐ [mockingly] "You said that
already."
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‐ Okay, first off,
I do sound like that.
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Secondly,
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who are you?
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Like, where do you come from?
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Every other week,
there's some new
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young conservative Barbie doll
who comes out of nowhere‐‐
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BRAMBI: Well, so much
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for the tolerant left‐‐
build a wall‐‐
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lock her up!
Benghazi‐‐nothing burger‐‐
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Benghazi‐‐Benghazi!
Coastal elite.
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‐ Is she okay?
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‐ You know, I don't know.
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I‐I actually don't even know
where we got her.
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She just showed up
wearing a lapel mic.
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‐ Brambi?
‐ I'm a proud, gun‐loving,
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God‐fearing,
red state deplorable,
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real American from‐‐
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‐ Hey, can we check on Brambi?
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‐ From‐‐from‐‐
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from‐‐from‐‐
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SARAH: Where do you come from?
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‐ From‐‐from‐‐
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from‐‐
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From...
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[disquieting music]
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♪ ♪
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[inhales suddenly]
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[breathing heavily]
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‐ Your name is...
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Brambi Streeter.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Your name is...
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Sluzi Guggle.
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[disquieting synth music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ What happens when I'm
not young anymore?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Be afraid.
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♪ ♪
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MAN: It is now time
for you to be armed
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with your most dangerous
weapon.
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♪ ♪
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[tweeting sounds]
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♪ ♪
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BRAMBI: Trump, Trump, Trump,
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Trump, Trump,
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Trump, Trump, Trump,
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Trump, Trump.
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MAN: What's happening?
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‐ Brambi?
MAN: Somebody get help!
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MAN: Get the medic!
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‐ Stay with me, Brambi.
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Stay with me.
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Look...
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we're gonna say
"Merry Christmas" again.
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‐ No more "happy holidays"?
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SARAH: Nope.
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No more "happy holidays."
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And no more gender‐neutral
bathrooms, either.
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‐ Two bathrooms.
Two genders.
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‐ Yes.
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Yes.
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‐ What's happening?
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I'm so scared.
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‐ It's okay.
You don't have to be afraid.
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Heaven is filled with
guys with guns.
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‐ Good guys with guns?
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‐ [laughs]
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Great guys with guns.
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[sniffs]
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‐ Mm.
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Liberal tears.
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‐ I know they're your favorite.
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[sparking]
‐ Gah!
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‐ Brambi?
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‐ [sputtering, sparking]
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‐ Oh, God.
Brambi?
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‐ Well, looks like
we lost Brambi.
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Our thanks
to Sarah Silverman,
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Coming up after the break,
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the new right‐wing
social media star
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who's driving the left
up a wall.
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Meet Sluzi Guggle.
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‐ He is a veteran
of the George W. Bush
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White House,
managed John McCain's
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presidential campaign,
and this June,
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he announced he was leaving
the Republican Party.
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Please welcome a guy I have
admired my entire summer,
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Steve Schmidt.
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[cheers and applause]
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So you left the Republican
Party this summer.
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‐ I did.
SARAH: What took you so long?
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‐ You know, the straw
that broke the camel's back
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for me were the baby
internment camps.
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We're grabbing kids
from the breasts of mothers,
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putting them into
detention facilities.
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It's as cruel a policy
as we've ever seen inflicted
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by the government
of the United States,
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and it represents for me
this moment of finality,
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the corruption
of the conservative movement,
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of the Republican Party
as it's fully become
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the party of Trump.
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‐ You said the party of Trump
has to be obliterated.
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So how do we go about
doing that
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that isn't a civil war
or an apocalypse?
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‐ The way that it is repudiated
is through an election.
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It needs to be burned
to the ground.
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The analogy I've used
is a forest fire.
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A forest fire destroys
the forest,
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but in its destruction,
it purifies it,
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and new growth comes
as a result.
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It's part of the natural
life cycle.
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So this needs to be
burned down.
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The...
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[applause]
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‐ Right, out of the ashes.
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‐ And out of the ashes,
we hopefully see
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a period of American renewal.
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We need to have two functioning
parties in a two‐party system.
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This moment that we have
with Trump,
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I think there's a real lack
of imagination in the country
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for the magnitude
of the tragedy
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someone as incompetent,
as ignorant as he
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is able to cause from the power
that comes with that office.
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‐ There are people
who cannot imagine
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that this could be true,
that a president can't lie,
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and yet everything he says
is a lie.
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He just has the cadence
of truth.
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He sounds like he's shooting
from the hip
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and telling it like it is,
but he's not, he's lying.
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‐ He lies constantly,
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he lied 3,000 times
in one year,
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and his lies are different
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than typical politician lies.
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Most politician lies
are self‐interested ones.
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It's about self‐preservation.
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You know, we think
about the most famous lie
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of the era, Bill Clinton,
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"I didn't have sex
with that woman,"
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it's a lie of self‐interest.
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‐ I would say
weapons of mass destruction
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is up there too.
No offense, my friend.
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‐ I think mistakes and lies
are different things,
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but the point with Trump
is this.
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They're lies of authority.
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Because it requires you
to submit to a proposition
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that what is true is what
the leader believes is true.
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So what we see is Donald Trump
going to mass rallies,
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inciting the audience
with constant lying
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and scapegoating vulnerable
minority populations.
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Second thing he does
is he creates a sense
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of victimization
and virtue in victimization.
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He alleges conspiracies,
and then he asserts himself
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as the protector, the avenger,
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of the afflicted, the aggrieved
and victimized populations
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to protect them
from the deep state conspiracy
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and the hordes
of, say, Mexicans
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running across the border.
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It's dangerous, it's illiberal,
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and it's profoundly
un‐American,
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and it's something
that needs to be repudiated
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by the only people
who can repudiate it,
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and that's the American people
in an election.
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SARAH: Yeah.
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[applause]
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Does he know he's doing it?
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I just, I can't‐‐
I can't like, fathom
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that he's that smart,
even in an evil way,
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but there is something
he's got that is‐‐
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‐ He has an‐‐
‐ He knows what he's doing.
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‐ He has an instinct
for incitement.
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And what happened
was this inciter,
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this performer,
this reality show star,
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found his way to this ideology,
and he feeds off the crowd,
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he fuels the anger,
he fuels the resentment,
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00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:57,680
he picks up on it,
and he's made
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a political movement out of it.
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00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,353
‐ It's not like
he's an evil genius.
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00:21:01,353 --> 00:21:04,401
It truly is a gift,
that was, like‐‐
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00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:07,365
that has been given by...
the devil.
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00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:10,455
[laughter]
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00:21:10,455 --> 00:21:12,752
You're still
a traditional conservative,
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00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:15,465
so how do you reconcile
that you are out there
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pushing for a blue wave
these midterms?
512
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:22,813
‐ Well, look, I‐‐ I'm an American
before I'm a Republican.
513
00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,901
I'm a small‐L liberal
514
00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,531
in that I believe
in liberal democracy.
515
00:21:27,531 --> 00:21:29,493
I believe in pluralism.
516
00:21:29,493 --> 00:21:33,794
I believe in the dignity
of the human being.
517
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:37,593
One of the institutions
that the Democratic Party
518
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:41,266
may be able to salvage
when it stands up
519
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:45,483
against Trumpism, defeats it,
is the Republican Party itself.
520
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:49,449
Because the Republican Party
is an institution worth saving,
521
00:21:49,449 --> 00:21:52,330
and it's an institution
that can only be saved
522
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:54,961
at this moment in time
by the Democratic Party,
523
00:21:54,961 --> 00:22:00,429
who can defeat it and rebuke
Trumpism for all time.
524
00:22:00,429 --> 00:22:03,102
‐ What is the price
of the Kavanaugh confirmation?
525
00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:04,647
‐ It's a high price.
526
00:22:04,647 --> 00:22:07,152
He may serve on that court
for 40 years.
527
00:22:07,152 --> 00:22:10,283
He could serve on that court
till he's in his 90s.
528
00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:12,830
He could be on the court
in 2058,
529
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:15,376
and what will always be true
is half the country‐‐
530
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,921
‐ Oh, my God,
I'll be in my 30s.
531
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:18,633
‐ You'll be in your 30s.
532
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:22,182
Half the country will always
view him as illegitimate.
533
00:22:22,182 --> 00:22:24,812
They will always view it
as a corrupted process,
534
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:29,237
and so the net effect of this
is that the Supreme Court
535
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,325
has been degraded
through this process,
536
00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:34,916
and I don't care where you
come down on this issue,
537
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,669
but if you look at it
through this prism,
538
00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:40,092
Chuck Grassley has been there
for 38 years.
539
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,806
Diane Feinstein has been there
for 26,
540
00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:45,353
which means those two
have worked together
541
00:22:45,353 --> 00:22:48,902
in a body of 100 people
for 26 years.
542
00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,616
They're both pushing
90 years old.
543
00:22:51,616 --> 00:22:53,494
She's running for reelection.
544
00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:56,793
And this is the outcome
of the work product?
545
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,049
This is the outcome we get?
Holy shit.
546
00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,680
It's astounding‐‐
It's astounding to watch it.
547
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,186
And so the Senate looks like
a kangaroo court.
548
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,942
The judiciary committee
looks like
549
00:23:08,942 --> 00:23:11,656
a kangaroo court on steroids.
550
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:16,874
The FBI‐‐ the FBI played the patsy here
with the sham investigation
551
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:19,630
that it was ordered to conduct
by the White House,
552
00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:21,091
and to, really,
a fundamental degree,
553
00:23:21,091 --> 00:23:22,553
the only way that Kavanaugh
554
00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:25,474
could have ever demonstrated
worthiness
555
00:23:25,474 --> 00:23:29,107
for the seat for a lifetime
on the Supreme Court
556
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,946
was to withdraw
from the process,
557
00:23:31,946 --> 00:23:36,831
but his ambition
was more important,
558
00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:40,171
superseded the integrity
of the institution.
559
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,511
‐ Who can beat Trump in 2020?
560
00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:46,391
‐ The next president
will always have
561
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:50,232
opposite virtues
of the last president.
562
00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:53,155
Now, Democrats will make
a mistake if they get into
563
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:55,451
a dishonest contest
with Donald Trump,
564
00:23:55,451 --> 00:23:59,250
because it's impossible to beat
him in a dishonesty contest.
565
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,837
‐ He's the best at it.
566
00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:02,674
‐ And if you stand up,
and, you know,
567
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,887
with respect to Robert De Niro,
568
00:24:04,887 --> 00:24:06,641
but if the message is,
"Fuck Trump,"
569
00:24:06,641 --> 00:24:09,772
well, Trump wins
the vileness contest too.
570
00:24:09,772 --> 00:24:12,443
And so what Democrats I think
need to understand
571
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:16,326
is that there's a difference
between toughness and meanness.
572
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:19,542
Meanness and cruelty
are different than toughness,
573
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,044
and the Democrats are gonna
need to have
574
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,380
a very tough candidate.
575
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,261
You're gonna see
a 20‐person field,
576
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:26,639
and it's gonna be
no‐holds‐barred.
577
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,058
It's gonna be wide open.
578
00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,603
And, you know,
through that process,
579
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,691
hopefully, you know,
comes forward someone
580
00:24:31,691 --> 00:24:34,989
who can win a general election
and take him on.
581
00:24:34,989 --> 00:24:36,450
‐ I hope you work
for one of them.
582
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:39,456
Thank you so much, Steve.
583
00:24:39,456 --> 00:24:41,878
Steve Schmidt, everybody.
All right.
584
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:45,009
I'm gonna wrap up the show,
and then I'm gonna
585
00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,430
turn back to you,
and let's do one of those,
586
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,727
like, '80s freeze‐frames,
and then they'll run
587
00:24:49,727 --> 00:24:52,440
the credits with, like,
royalty‐free music over it.
588
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,484
‐ Let's do it.
‐ Okay, ready?
589
00:24:53,484 --> 00:24:55,196
All right, here we go.
590
00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:56,949
My thanks to Steve Schmidt,
591
00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:59,329
Milana Vayntrub,
and Lawrence O'Donnell.
592
00:24:59,329 --> 00:25:03,212
Good night, America.
I lurve you.
593
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:06,051
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00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:08,681
[cheers and applause]
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