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Previously on Call Me Fitz.
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Someone stole the fucking baby.
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Our future is at stake here.
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The key to the fuckin'
Fitzpatrick legacy.
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We will get our rightful heir
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and son of a Fitz back.
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I'm talking about
the dealership.
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Who would want to take a kid?
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Well most kidnappings
are perpetrated by
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somebody known to the victim.
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Ahoy hoy gentlemen.
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You were always
obsessed with that kid.
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Give me my son.
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Ali Devon?
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(zapping)
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How about we focus
on finding the
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lost baby.
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Lost baby?
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You want to know
why everyone abandons
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you Fitz?
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Because you deserve it.
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Someone on this strip
is trying to
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fuck our dealership.
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This means war.
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Some guy, he hired me
to loan you that cash.
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Who motherfucker?
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Give me back my kid!
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It's ok honey.
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Mommy's here.
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Nooooooooooooooo!
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Welcome.
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I'm Pat Childs,
CEO of Childs Corp,
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but you may know
me better for...
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Fp?od.
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The nutrient system that
revolutionized third world
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sanitation issues.
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Or equally important --
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my work with the environment.
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Plasti-bergs? - the synthectic
iceberg alternative
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that's saving polar bears
from extinction.
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Now what do these two things
have in common?
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No, that isn't nothing.
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It's an O.
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Ohhhhh.
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Now some people think the
O is a symbol for zero,
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but to our ancient elders,
it meant infinity.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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And infinite possibilities are
exactly where the O
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will bring us.
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The O-Mobile won't just
transcend the need
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for the traditional
single-engine vehicle -
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it will bring us into a
whole new way of being.
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Cars are the past.
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The future is O-Mo.
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And I find when I'm
looking for tomorrow -
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(gunshot)
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There's your tomorrow,
motherfucker.
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(
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Without you
I'd find my smile
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Without you
I'd'a won by a mile
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Without you
Oh life would be so grand
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Without you I'm half a man
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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We found him on the
side of a road.
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If someone hadn't
been smart enough
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to put some dog tags on
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the little Tumbleweed,
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we'd have had no
idea who to call.
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That was me!
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Oh hi
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I will never forgive you
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for this.
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That's what you said when I
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killed your mother.
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Go after her, Richard.
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Get stuffed.
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Losing that little
shit-vendor is
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the best thing that's happened
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to me in months.
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Adversity is the
sister of optimism.
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And the harbinger for change.
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Hi, you're the plastic
iceberg fellow, right?
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I'm Larry.
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Really big fan.
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Pat Childs.
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You have a very moist energy.
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That's great.
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Thank you so much.
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Greetings.
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I don't give a
crap who you are.
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That little shitter
came in here
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with $7-K.
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Where's my fucking money?
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I just had it laundered,
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Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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I knew you were mob.
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No, literally.
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Laundered.
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We found it in the
poor child's diaper.
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I thought it best
to give you an
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extra thousand for
his education.
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Children are our future.
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You know what I admire,
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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Your tenacity.
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I'd like to invest
in that emotion
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and watch you pay it forward
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in a big way.
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So, bullshit.
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That's your angle.
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My angle is the apex of a prism
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turning white light
into rainbows.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Follow me.
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(
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Low five!
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)
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Ali?
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(
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Welcome to my inspiration cave.
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Nice soundtrack!
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Oooh, is that one of those new
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ergonomic standing desks?
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Our employees' spinal health
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is our spinal health here
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at O-Mo.
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What the fuck is
she doing here?
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I see you've met my
daughter, Paula.
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This nice lady
clearly needs a car
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but seems to think she doesn't
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Dodge Caravan right?
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Good memory.
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Wait, if you're his daughter,
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why were you buying
a car from me?
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You sent her to fuck me over.
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You mistake my intentions.
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Paula was researching the
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buying process.
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I don't sell cars.
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I sell socialization
acceleration mobilitators.
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Go teabag someone
else, granola.
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I am so sorry.
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Richard can
be a little --
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What's the word...
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Oh. Richard.
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(
jazz on the radio )
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Bathroom's occupied,
turnip-dick.
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Oooh, that is just
all kinds of dirty.
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You want dirty?
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I'll show you dirty.
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Look at the mildew
in that grout.
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(
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What the fuck is this?
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Cash to buy back
the dealership.
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Childs even threw
in an extra grand
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for my "trouble."
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What a mark.
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Pat Childs gave you this money?
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He returned it, technically.
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We're not taking
a dime from that
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ass-cracker.
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But it's our dime.
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Richard, I know
you don't want to
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talk about..
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Then don't talk about it,
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cock-sock!
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Your father's
strange behaviour,
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but I couldn't help
but wonder why
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he wouldn't take the money,
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and I think I have an answer.
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Dementia?
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Loneliness.
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Yeah, he didn't
want you to get the
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dealership back just
you on your own;
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he wanted to do it together.
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Fishing trip!
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Ya, it's the perfect activity
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to rebuild your
lean mean selling
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machine and get to
the bottom of
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your father's problems.
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The O-Mo.
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It's not just your
personal mobility device,
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There's his fucking problem.
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Pat Childs.
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Drop off your used
gas guzzler at any
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O-Mobile dealership
and we'll give you
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50 percent off a brand new
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post-car product.
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Never drive used again.
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I'll drown that fuck in his
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patchouli juice.
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Ok ok ok ok ok ok.
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Come on baby, gimme some sugar.
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No. No! Because.
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Because he freaks me out, okay?
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I caught him watching me
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sleeping once.
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It's called joint
custody, Saul.
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He's your son too.
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Fine.
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I will take Justin
this afternoon,
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but you have to take him at
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Christmas, okay?
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I'm trying for one
of those free
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cruises to Buffalo.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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Okay, goodbye.
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(sigh)
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Come on, come on, come on.
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(bigger sigh)
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I'm not going to ask
you what's wrong
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because I know what's wrong.
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You're an asshole.
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YEAH! HA HA HA!
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Look at you two.
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Bonding.
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All these years I
never realized
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he was snorkeling dick.
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Josh isn't gay.
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He just saw my tits.
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Believe me.
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Gay as a tangerine on a
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badminton court.
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Mommy, there comes a time in
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every woman's life
when she has to
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accept the fact
that all the saline
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in the world can't fix gravity.
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(vacuum)
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I could bang that
piece before he
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even took a look at your
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cottage cheese ass.
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You want to put cash on that?
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Fifty.
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Thirty-to-one odds.
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Sixty.
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And I'll give you
sixty-to-one odds.
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You're on.
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Oh we're on.
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(
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It's my favorite chore.
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(
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You want Richard.
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Pat Childs will be no match for
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Father and Son
working together.
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What the fuck do you want?!
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I believe in you, Richard,
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and your ability to
get to the bottom
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of your father's
latent feelings
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of paternal angst.
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This isn't about feelings,
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pube-knitter.
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It's about selling cars.
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Relax.
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I got this.
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So, you shit --
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Ken.
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Here's what I.
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I was thinking --
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What do you
think about --
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You gonna pull the
cock out of your
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mouth anytime soon?
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Fu - Fu - Gah -
Fuck!
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Retard's rubbing
off on you huh?
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For your information I am
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rubbing off all over him.
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Look, what Richard
is trying to say is
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he'd like to spend
more time with you.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Because fuck you!
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All you've ever
done is fuck me!
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I fucked you?!
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You love each other!
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And you're working
out of a trailer!
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Private conversation, Larry.
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You don't even
have the balls to
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ask for my help, do you?
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You're the one who
needs my help,
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liver spots.
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(
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280
00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:27,134
You know, every
time I look at you,
281
00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:28,168
I wish your mother
hadn't gotten so
282
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:31,104
bored with anal.
283
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:33,606
And my work here is done.
284
00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:42,081
(
Dance Music )
285
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:45,284
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
286
00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,853
Um. Oh. What?
287
00:11:48,956 --> 00:11:49,588
Again.
288
00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,457
Getting saucy...
289
00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:52,690
Nasty.
290
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:55,626
Uhhhh ya, oooooh my,
291
00:11:55,628 --> 00:11:57,062
Huh huh what?
292
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,496
Um um deal with it.
293
00:11:58,498 --> 00:11:59,931
Crowd's going wild.
294
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:03,201
Uh uh boom!
295
00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,103
Somebody just got defecated.
296
00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:05,971
You mean dominated.
297
00:12:05,973 --> 00:12:08,205
I mean shut up and dance.
298
00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:09,506
Did you even graduate
high school?
299
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:10,441
Ha ha ha ya.
300
00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:11,608
High school.
301
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,944
Of course I did --
302
00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:15,179
Hey, Meghan.
303
00:12:15,181 --> 00:12:16,013
Wanna play?
304
00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:17,747
Oh, ya I do, I want to play.
305
00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:19,016
Mom, why do you have to come on
306
00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:19,916
to ALL my friends?
307
00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:21,018
Um, Josh is my friend too.
308
00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:22,152
In fact, he's my friend first.
309
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:23,387
Yeah.
310
00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:24,887
So in fact, we went to
311
00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:26,622
high school together.
312
00:12:26,624 --> 00:12:28,824
So Meghan, did I graduate?
313
00:12:28,826 --> 00:12:30,393
(laughs)
314
00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:31,827
Fuck no.
315
00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:32,695
You couldn't concentrate
316
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:33,529
on anything.
317
00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:35,164
Right Joshy, like right now?
318
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,100
I'm a woman of
deep intelligence.
319
00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:37,967
You go girl.
320
00:12:37,969 --> 00:12:39,535
And even deeper sexual powers.
321
00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:41,603
See, pooh-bear,
it's out of my hands.
322
00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:45,273
Round 2, hipster!
323
00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:46,508
(
)
324
00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:47,376
Yes, uh huh.
325
00:12:47,378 --> 00:12:50,778
(
)
326
00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,747
Okay, I'm bleeding.
327
00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:57,684
(
)
328
00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:59,453
It's about time you got
your semen-infested
329
00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:03,124
asses in gear to
take down Childs.
330
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:05,192
After what that fucker did.
331
00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:06,360
Do you and
Mr. Childs know
332
00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:07,495
each other?
333
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:11,565
Of course not, stillborn.
334
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,333
Remember what I use
to always say to
335
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,202
you and retard when
you were kids?
336
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,770
If the shoe looks clean they're
337
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:19,705
probably sticking
it somewhere dirty?
338
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:20,673
Exactly.
339
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,542
I'll bet that fucker's sticking
340
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:23,776
acorns up his ass
and letting the
341
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,678
squirrels go to town.
342
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,580
But why would
you -- oh.
343
00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:30,949
Even his name is twisted.
344
00:13:30,951 --> 00:13:32,651
Pat. Childs.
345
00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:34,353
I'll bet he does.
346
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:39,158
(
)
347
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,161
You thinking what I'm thinking?
348
00:13:45,097 --> 00:13:45,963
The Polanski.
349
00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:47,231
A scam so bulletproof even a
350
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,067
pint-sized Polack
with a dick the
351
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,101
size of a French fry couldn't
352
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,835
wiggle his way out of it.
353
00:13:51,837 --> 00:13:53,171
All we need is a
hotel room --
354
00:13:53,173 --> 00:13:54,105
Some scratch --
355
00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:55,206
A kid --
356
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:58,776
And Larry.
357
00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:00,777
What's a Polanski?
358
00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:04,681
Uh, it's a lake up
north, dickweed.
359
00:14:04,683 --> 00:14:07,050
So you are going on
the fishing trip?
360
00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:08,085
Ya.
361
00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:11,488
We're gonna land a big one.
362
00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:17,426
(laughter)
363
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:33,608
(panting)
364
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:36,444
So, I may have made
some huge mistakes
365
00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:37,678
in my life-
366
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,581
but that doesn't
mean we can't make
367
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,316
something good.
368
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:44,885
I mean just look at you,
369
00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:46,020
you just came right out of me,
370
00:14:46,022 --> 00:14:46,988
didn't ya.
371
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,891
See, I told you?
372
00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:53,893
Well I knew you would
want to see him.
373
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,562
Who?
374
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:57,231
Your child.
375
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,832
Oh yeah, right.
376
00:14:58,834 --> 00:14:59,899
Can I use it?
377
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,002
I mean, can I hang
out with him?
378
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,837
Use?
379
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:06,639
I miss the little homo's smile.
380
00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:07,340
Okay, what do you want to
381
00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:08,974
use him for, Fitz?
382
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:09,975
For collateral?
383
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,076
Cover?
384
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:11,977
Hey, he needs to learn the
385
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,012
family business if he wants to
386
00:15:13,014 --> 00:15:14,113
stay in diapers.
387
00:15:14,115 --> 00:15:16,849
You are unbelievable.
388
00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:17,916
C'mon, it'll take
a couple hours.
389
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,285
Tops.
390
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:20,519
Think of it as bonding time.
391
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:21,919
Oh the doctor is right,
392
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,623
your Mommy has got
to take her pills,
393
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,990
she does.
394
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:26,991
And then she needs
to get a haircut,
395
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,127
and a personal trainer, a job
396
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,329
and a restraining order against
397
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,463
your daddy.
398
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,466
Hey! Don't you want
me to provide
399
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,733
for our child?
400
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,835
Where are you going?
401
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:39,836
Fuck.
402
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,843
I got a kid.
403
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,612
Who the fuck is that?
404
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,980
That's your niece, fucknuts.
405
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,115
What's-her-name,
Justine!
406
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,249
Like I've been telling you for
407
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,385
ten years, Gramps, it's Justin.
408
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,586
Like I've been telling you,
409
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,588
men don't wear makeup.
410
00:15:58,590 --> 00:15:59,656
Meghan's kid?
411
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,856
You two aren't trying to pull
412
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,192
another Polanski, are you?
413
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,159
He's a little old, Isn't he?
414
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,126
Fourteen is statutory.
415
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:05,428
And I want my cut.
416
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,230
They grow up so fast.
417
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,831
I'll see you at the motel.
418
00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,306
Mommy, I think we
both know I've got
419
00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:19,007
this Josh thing in the bag.
420
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,343
So why don't you
just give me $5-K
421
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:23,312
and we'll call it even.
422
00:16:23,314 --> 00:16:24,945
Justin told me you struck out.
423
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:25,879
Oh fucking Josh!
424
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,281
I don't know what's
wrong with him?
425
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:28,916
I'm pretty, right Mommy?
426
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:31,785
Don't you think I'm pretty?
427
00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:33,886
Let's ask the Vodka.
428
00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:35,288
Real men think I'm pretty.
429
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:36,623
Remember that hot
boyfriend I had,
430
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,192
before I got fired
from my first job?
431
00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:41,194
You mean the hustler?
432
00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:42,529
Ya, I had to hire
him to keep you
433
00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:43,463
quiet while we ripped off the
434
00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:44,464
Indian joint.
435
00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:46,165
Oh yeah.
436
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,300
Remember Raj?
437
00:16:48,535 --> 00:16:49,668
We used to play hide the samosa
438
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,770
and then he'd give
me free water.
439
00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:53,171
I used to call him
the Raj Mahal.
440
00:16:53,173 --> 00:16:54,540
(laughs)
441
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,709
And then we got him deported.
442
00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,978
Good times.
443
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:00,613
Ya. Raj would
never care about a
444
00:17:00,615 --> 00:17:02,281
stupid chore wheel.
445
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:04,315
Fucking Josh.
446
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:19,530
Oh. Why are we
in a motel?
447
00:17:19,532 --> 00:17:20,631
I told you,
ass-jam.
448
00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:21,698
You're babysitting while we're
449
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,699
at the lake.
450
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,301
Pat Childs might stop by later
451
00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:24,768
to pick this up.
452
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:25,736
Ok.
453
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:26,570
You can use twenty
of it to order
454
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:28,104
a pizza but no
pay-per-view.
455
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,140
Cheap fucks.
456
00:17:30,142 --> 00:17:31,775
Two generations of
Fitzpatrick men
457
00:17:31,777 --> 00:17:33,076
together at last.
458
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:34,144
Hey, don't you think we should
459
00:17:34,146 --> 00:17:35,279
make it three?
460
00:17:35,281 --> 00:17:35,912
Justin and I would be honored
461
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:36,746
to accompany you.
462
00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:37,613
Larry, think of this as your
463
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:38,648
time to shine.
464
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,115
You get to be a
positive influence
465
00:17:40,117 --> 00:17:41,884
on young Justin here while
466
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:45,688
me and my old
man -- bond.
467
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,955
Oh.
468
00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:48,758
Okay, well that's a good point.
469
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,159
We'll have fun!
470
00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:51,260
Make sure you keep
Childs in the room
471
00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:52,227
for as long as you can when you
472
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:53,495
give him the envelope.
473
00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:55,196
Sure! Why?
474
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:57,131
Because suck my hemorrhoids,
475
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,266
that's why.
476
00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:03,638
They think they're going on a
477
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,506
fishing trip.
478
00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:05,573
But really they're going on a
479
00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:06,708
journey of emotional growth.
480
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,542
Operation Hook,
Line and Sinker,
481
00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:09,543
initiate!
482
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,962
Tick-tock old man,
let's go.
483
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,897
(strange whistling)
484
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:35,835
Fellows denizens.
485
00:18:35,837 --> 00:18:37,203
Here to hang with my main man,
486
00:18:37,205 --> 00:18:39,038
Pat Childs?
487
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,605
You're friends with Childs?
488
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:42,407
Pat Childs is friend to all.
489
00:18:42,409 --> 00:18:45,009
He can command our
thought-shapes.
490
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:46,545
You go ahead.
491
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:47,846
I'll wait here.
492
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:48,780
What the fuck's wrong with you?
493
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:51,316
The "Fuck" is Pat Childs.
494
00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:52,851
You should be frightened, sir.
495
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:56,120
Pat Childs is no
ordinary alien.
496
00:18:56,122 --> 00:18:57,187
Go.
497
00:18:57,189 --> 00:18:59,156
I'll deal with
bonk-nuts.
498
00:18:59,158 --> 00:19:00,324
If you're going to
transmit to me
499
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:02,292
like that,
Mr. Childs won't
500
00:19:02,294 --> 00:19:04,628
confirm your protein injection.
501
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:10,200
Get away from me you
fucking degenerate!
502
00:19:10,202 --> 00:19:14,036
(strange whistling)
503
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,938
Spare some change
for a brother?
504
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,306
If it's change you're after,
505
00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:18,875
let it be your opinion of our
506
00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:21,478
magnanimous alien overlord.
507
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,151
Father?
508
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:31,387
I'm sorry.
509
00:19:31,389 --> 00:19:33,121
Making music with my child,
510
00:19:33,123 --> 00:19:35,591
who also happens to be
my right hand woman.
511
00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,393
It's like we're
having a conversation
512
00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:39,661
with eternity.
513
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:41,062
Well, lookie here.
514
00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:42,030
Richard Fitzpatrick!
515
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,699
Welcome.
516
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,700
We're taking a short
imagination siesta.
517
00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,001
Would you care to
pull up a laptop?
518
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:49,370
Lay down some breeze?
519
00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:50,371
I've got a flute
here that's just
520
00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:51,539
begging for your lips.
521
00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:53,708
Of course you do.
522
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,009
What can we do you for?
523
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:57,412
Actually I've got
a proposition.
524
00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:58,546
A guy I know's got
a line on some
525
00:19:58,548 --> 00:19:59,847
cheap port-a-potties.
526
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:01,448
I thought you could
use them for your
527
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,317
African child
fertilizer project.
528
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:05,985
Wonderful, wonderful.
529
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:06,920
We only have so
that we can give
530
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,321
right, Richard?
531
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:09,556
Sure.
532
00:20:09,558 --> 00:20:11,291
Unfortunately,
we already have an
533
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,259
infrastructure
provider for Fp?od.
534
00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:14,528
Oh.
535
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,062
Are yours -
536
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,362
stained?
537
00:20:17,364 --> 00:20:18,931
Do you mean sustainable?
538
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:19,932
Yes.
539
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:20,866
Well the cost was prohibitive.
540
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:22,768
Still, each journey
begins with a
541
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,136
single step.
542
00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:25,270
Right.
543
00:20:26,773 --> 00:20:30,008
Well mine are totally
sustainable.
544
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,644
And they're
manufactured by -
545
00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:35,547
orphans.
546
00:20:35,549 --> 00:20:36,915
Carbon savings and
opportunities
547
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,816
for children?
548
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:40,284
This is my bliss.
549
00:20:40,286 --> 00:20:41,853
Me too.
550
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,087
This could be a very fortuitous
551
00:20:43,089 --> 00:20:45,022
marketing juncture.
552
00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:53,464
Seven p.m. at the
DelRoy Motel.
553
00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:55,231
Room three-twelve.
554
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:08,010
Unbelievable.
555
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,178
What a bitch.
556
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,847
You know she was queen
of the rainbow kiss
557
00:21:10,849 --> 00:21:12,047
party in third
grade and she has
558
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:14,951
the nerve to call
me slutydactyl rex?
559
00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,452
Well there's no need
for the 'S' word
560
00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:18,153
though this girl
does sound like
561
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:19,956
quite a negative Nancy.
562
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,957
And what do we do with
negative Nancies?
563
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,058
Kick them in the box?
564
00:21:27,396 --> 00:21:29,798
Justin, when was
the last time you
565
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,934
talked to anybody, you know,
566
00:21:32,936 --> 00:21:34,102
about your feelings?
567
00:21:34,104 --> 00:21:36,337
Probably the last
time I saw you.
568
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:39,006
You're the only one
who listens to me.
569
00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:40,674
Can I call you Daddy?
570
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:43,477
Of course you can.
571
00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:45,679
Oh come here,
come here, Justin.
572
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,882
Remember that I'll
always be there
573
00:21:47,884 --> 00:21:48,983
for you.
574
00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:50,784
No matter what.
575
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,419
Whoops.
576
00:21:53,421 --> 00:21:54,453
I think you forgot
your Game Boy
577
00:21:54,455 --> 00:21:55,454
in your pants there
little buddy.
578
00:21:55,456 --> 00:21:56,896
Nobody uses Game
Boys anymore, Larry.
579
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,258
Also, that's my cock.
580
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:05,765
Ooh, ugh, oh.
581
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:06,766
Oh no.
582
00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:13,204
Joshy. Josh.
583
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,506
Ya?
584
00:22:14,508 --> 00:22:15,641
Let's try those
sixty watt bulbs,
585
00:22:15,643 --> 00:22:17,709
sugar, so mamma can
get a better look.
586
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,745
Ok. Oh and ah,
thanks again for the
587
00:22:19,747 --> 00:22:20,846
rubber pants, Mrs.F!
588
00:22:20,848 --> 00:22:21,813
They're good for chores.
589
00:22:21,815 --> 00:22:23,949
Super easy to clean.
590
00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,315
What should we make
him do next, Mommy?
591
00:22:25,317 --> 00:22:26,183
Oh I know!
592
00:22:26,185 --> 00:22:28,853
One of those fish pedicures.
593
00:22:28,855 --> 00:22:30,320
Bottoms up.
594
00:22:30,322 --> 00:22:33,357
Oh. This is exactly
what I imagined
595
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,225
all the times I
imagined us spending
596
00:22:35,227 --> 00:22:36,961
time together when I was a kid
597
00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:38,162
but we never did
because you were
598
00:22:38,164 --> 00:22:40,597
drunk, or off
having an affair or
599
00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:41,998
just ignoring me.
600
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,633
I was ignoring you
because I was drunk
601
00:22:43,635 --> 00:22:45,068
and having affairs.
602
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,537
(laughs)
603
00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,539
You're so funny, Mommy.
604
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:50,707
See we can bond.
605
00:22:50,709 --> 00:22:52,676
It doesn't have to be
all competitive-like.
606
00:22:52,678 --> 00:22:53,743
Not that it would have been a
607
00:22:53,745 --> 00:22:55,278
fair fight, but.
608
00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,447
What should I write next?
609
00:22:58,449 --> 00:22:59,548
I got this one.
610
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,017
Oh, OK, sure.
611
00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:04,486
I'll just get a better look.
612
00:23:08,058 --> 00:23:11,426
Justin, sometimes
when a boy flower
613
00:23:11,428 --> 00:23:13,661
has extra special feelings for
614
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,430
another boy flower,
he starts to --
615
00:23:16,432 --> 00:23:17,599
Suck him off?
616
00:23:17,601 --> 00:23:21,502
Well, usually he
begins by telling
617
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,404
him how he feels,
you know --
618
00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:24,772
writing him a nice poem,
619
00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:25,940
sending a box of chocolates.
620
00:23:25,942 --> 00:23:26,975
You're even retardeder than my
621
00:23:26,977 --> 00:23:27,775
mother said you were.
622
00:23:27,777 --> 00:23:29,576
Ah ah...
more retarded.
623
00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:30,677
Exactly.
624
00:23:30,679 --> 00:23:31,544
Look, peaches.
625
00:23:31,546 --> 00:23:32,879
I'm not in this for the lulz.
626
00:23:32,881 --> 00:23:34,314
You're creepy, and that gets my
627
00:23:34,316 --> 00:23:35,649
fourteen-year-old
mouth wet.
628
00:23:35,651 --> 00:23:37,084
But if you're not
going to let me
629
00:23:37,086 --> 00:23:38,351
go down on you,
it's time for you
630
00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:39,185
to give me the money
you're going to use
631
00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:40,787
to frame Pat Childs.
632
00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:43,356
Frame Pat Childs?
633
00:23:43,358 --> 00:23:45,958
No one's framing
anybody here, mister!
634
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,696
Sometimes, Larry,
when a man and
635
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:52,064
another man decide they want to
636
00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:54,066
fuck over a third
man, they put him
637
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:56,135
in a motel room with a minor,
638
00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:58,504
a pimp, a big wad
of cash and then
639
00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,438
call the cops.
640
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,906
I don't understand.
641
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:02,974
My uncle and grandfather are
642
00:24:02,976 --> 00:24:04,342
using you to set up
Pat Childs on
643
00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:05,543
pedophilia charges.
644
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:08,113
The Polanski,
fuck-nut.
645
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:09,714
No no no, Ken and Richard are
646
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,382
on a journey of
self-discovery.
647
00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:12,851
They wouldn't set me up.
648
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:13,885
And I'm the kind of
kid who doesn't
649
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,620
pack a nanny cam.
650
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,691
Oh...
651
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,126
Oh Justin.
652
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,394
Give me the money
or you'll be the
653
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:27,031
one going downtown.
654
00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:35,204
(knocking)
655
00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:39,441
Room 312. Yeah.
656
00:24:40,978 --> 00:24:41,978
(police scanner)
Ten-fifty-four at
657
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:42,745
Victory Park.
658
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,580
Unit two, respond.
659
00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:46,049
Any minute now.
660
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,116
This is the best
night of my life.
661
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,517
And it's 50 percent
thanks to you.
662
00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:50,618
You're welcome.
663
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,054
Wait, did you just thank me?
664
00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:53,722
Shut your pie hole.
665
00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:54,656
That tard-tower
was right.
666
00:24:54,658 --> 00:24:56,224
You are acting like
a teenage girl.
667
00:24:56,226 --> 00:24:57,525
What the fuck are
you talking about?
668
00:24:57,527 --> 00:24:59,007
I just paid you a
compliment, nut-bag.
669
00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:01,496
Can I help being
pleased that my
670
00:25:01,498 --> 00:25:03,231
fuck-up of a son
did something right
671
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,732
for once in his life?
672
00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:05,599
Or that we're about
to be number one
673
00:25:05,601 --> 00:25:07,534
on the strip again?
674
00:25:07,536 --> 00:25:09,336
Then I guess you're welcome.
675
00:25:09,338 --> 00:25:10,104
(police scanner)
...a honey cruller
676
00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:11,172
and a double double?
677
00:25:11,174 --> 00:25:13,340
(bike bell)
678
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:18,746
Fuck!
679
00:25:25,252 --> 00:25:26,385
Oh hey guys,
680
00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:27,620
did you catch any trout?
681
00:25:27,622 --> 00:25:28,387
No, you didn't.
682
00:25:28,389 --> 00:25:29,589
Why?
683
00:25:29,591 --> 00:25:30,590
Because you didn't go on
684
00:25:30,592 --> 00:25:31,958
a fishing trip.
685
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,226
What the fuck?
686
00:25:33,228 --> 00:25:33,827
You're supposed to
be halfway to
687
00:25:33,829 --> 00:25:34,761
lockup by now!
688
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,762
Larry explained your plan.
689
00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:39,364
My sympathies, Ken.
690
00:25:39,366 --> 00:25:40,665
Selling an outdated
product really has
691
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,534
messed with your moral karma.
692
00:25:42,536 --> 00:25:43,602
Don't worry.
693
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:45,237
When you fail,
there will always
694
00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,806
be a place for
you at O-Mobile.
695
00:25:47,808 --> 00:25:50,142
And you as well, Richard.
696
00:25:50,144 --> 00:25:52,510
(sirens)
697
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:54,578
Tell it to the
cops, tree fluffer.
698
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:58,349
Oh, those sirens aren't for me.
699
00:25:58,351 --> 00:25:59,817
I called them.
700
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,453
Using a minor to frame a
701
00:26:02,455 --> 00:26:05,123
family member for
pedophilia is a
702
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,690
federal offense.
703
00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:23,306
(sirens)
704
00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:26,208
Oh yeah baby!
705
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,276
Mommy?
706
00:26:27,278 --> 00:26:28,043
We're late for our
707
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:28,811
two-for-one
Brazilians.
708
00:26:28,813 --> 00:26:29,845
The guy's here.
709
00:26:29,847 --> 00:26:31,213
He's oriental.
710
00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:39,654
(gasping for breath)
711
00:26:39,656 --> 00:26:40,421
Thanks, Joshy.
712
00:26:40,423 --> 00:26:41,990
Anytime, Mrs. F.
713
00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:43,992
Nobody's going to
be able to clean
714
00:26:43,994 --> 00:26:46,961
that mess up.
715
00:26:46,963 --> 00:26:50,430
- I just had so much sex with your mom.
- Oh, my God.
716
00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:54,734
Mommy, how
did you--
717
00:26:54,736 --> 00:26:57,171
Age trumps idiot, baby.
718
00:26:57,173 --> 00:26:58,172
Pay up.
719
00:26:58,174 --> 00:27:07,246
(
)
720
00:27:07,248 --> 00:27:08,247
Just shut up and get in,
721
00:27:08,249 --> 00:27:10,016
Fitzpatrick.
722
00:27:16,523 --> 00:27:18,791
Well, despite this calamitous
723
00:27:18,793 --> 00:27:20,193
turn of events,
at least we got to
724
00:27:20,195 --> 00:27:22,694
the bottom of Ken's
strange behaviour.
725
00:27:22,696 --> 00:27:23,528
Family always brings out
726
00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:24,796
the demons.
727
00:27:24,798 --> 00:27:25,430
Yeah, what the fuck
was Childs talking
728
00:27:25,432 --> 00:27:26,331
about back there?
729
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:27,765
That family shit?
730
00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:30,635
Oh. Mr. Childs
told me that he's
731
00:27:30,637 --> 00:27:33,404
Ken's long-lost
brother,
732
00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:34,840
so that explains why he's
733
00:27:34,842 --> 00:27:36,141
been acting so strangely.
734
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:38,758
Our mortal fucking
enemy is your brother?
735
00:27:38,878 --> 00:27:40,177
What?
736
00:27:40,179 --> 00:27:43,413
Was that relevant?
737
00:27:45,717 --> 00:27:46,717
Fuck.
738
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:58,871
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