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Previously on Call Me Fitz...
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Why would you resent me?
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Ally, we agreed ***
to see my wee-wee.
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We're always good business partners, lady.
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- ***.
- Nightmare marriage.
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Goddamn geniuses when it came to ***.
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Congratulations, Mr. Mayor.
What are you gonna do now?
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Whatever the fuck I want.
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Oh, God.
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She is all your now.
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I don't know what the fuck is going on,
but I am having this baby.
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
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Oh, my God! Hello?
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Get out of my life,
you fucking lo-o-o-o-o-ser!
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I have to get the dealership back
from those two ***.
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I want to buy my dealership back.
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- The *** have tactical advantage.
- Sign!
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Give me a chance, a chance to be
the most attentive father in the world!
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Don't forget your friends on the air, ***.
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300,000. Cash.
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The only way you could beat
the highest bidder is by combining all.
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In business with him?
No fucking way.
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It's me. Uh...
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Listen, I'm gonna be
a little bit late for our future.
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They're gonna take me
to the Home World now.
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I did it. I own this place now!
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- ***.
- Good.
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Good hustle. Come on now, come on,
one more!
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- He's a Fitzpatrick!
- Oh, fuck...
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Your passports, birth certificates, drivers
licenses and library cards.
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Oh, and I'm also gonna need some teeth.
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Your daddy is not a loser.
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I am.
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***
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You know what, buddy?
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With that money we can build a place
twice this size. Ring-a-ding-ding!
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(♪
♪)
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From the dawn of time,
Fitzpatrick's have
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always sold cars.
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We've also been tax cheats.
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(sirens)
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Sexual mavericks.
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Reverse cowgirl?
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That was us.
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Crack-addicted circus clowns.
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Hell, my second cousin once
fucked a rhino,
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and no, that's not a metaphor.
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Only one skill we
Fitzes never mastered
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was that of 'family man.'
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And I, Richard Fitzpatrick,
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sure as shit am not gonna
break with tradition now.
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(baby crying)
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(hammering)
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Fuck man, not the Hugo Boss!
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Jesus.
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How do you plead to
the charges of
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Jail break, arson,
insurance fraud,
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kidnapping, narcotics use and
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chronic and continued
civil disobedience.
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Not guilty!
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Not guilty!
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Guilty!
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Yes he, he is guilty.
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As sin.
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Stop typing.
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Charges dismissed.
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Sayonara, shitbags.
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I got cars to sell.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait,
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you're letting my
dickwit brother go?
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Listen, Ms. Aiding-and-abetting-
a-prison-break,
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your brother bankrupted
the city with his
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bogus run for office.
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I'm not spending another
dime on the Fitzpatricks.
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Okay, A. I didn't
vote for him
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and 2. they weren't
real prisoners,
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so it wasn't a real
prison break,
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which means I am not a real
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motherfucking
aider and abetter,
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you nappy-haired
Nazi bitch!
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Okay, maybe one more dime.
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Wait, wait, no, no, no, no?
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Hands behind your back.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh, get your hands off of me!
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Or at least put them in
the right fucking pl-!
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No, get them off of me!
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C'mon, Your Honor.
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Joyce.
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I'm beggin' ya.
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One night's sleep in lockup,
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that's all I'm asking.
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This little fucker
parties harder
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than I do.
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You got yourself a
life sentence
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the second you
whipped your dick
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out of your pants, Fitzpatrick.
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There's no escaping parenthood.
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(laughter)
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(♪
♪)
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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪
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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪
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♪ Without you I'm half a man ♪
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♪ With out you
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(baby cries)
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(♪
♪)
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(♪
♪)
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Oh, Fuck.
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Fuck!
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(baby screams)
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Shut up, shut up!
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(baby cries)
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FUCK!
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(baby howls)
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Oh ya, that feels good
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doesn't it.
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Yeah, Fitzey likes
that sometimes too.
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OK.
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Aww, who's a free daddy?
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Congratulations!
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Go choke on a dick Larry.
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Um, no.
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But I will take
this as a sign - nay,
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a golden opportunity -
to help Richard Fitzpatrick
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become the first
responsible father on
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the Fitzpatrick family tree.
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Ta-dah.
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Baby book.
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Dumbass, the
baby can't read yet.
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Can he?
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I'm making a Fitzpatrick
memory book.
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Oh and look, I discovered a
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single sprout of goodness.
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Yeah, Grandma Alice.
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See she's got a spotless
driving record.
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Good teeth.
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And just check out this
AA pin on her lapel
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and she didn't even drink!
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Yeah.
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She's a real keeper.
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Disappeared before
family dinner
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and never came back.
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Well perhaps she'll return.
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You know maybe,
maybe she went on
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a safari because the
Fitzpatricks were
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renowned animal lovers!
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Look a Rhino!
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(gasp)
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Fuck off, dick cheese!
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Richard, don't you see?
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Alice is genetic
proof that there is
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good in this family.
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It's someone for the
baby to look up to.
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Where are you going?
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My happy place, Larry.
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Bottom of a martini glass.
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You can't take a
baby into a bar.
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Oh, I think generations
of Fitzpatricks
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would call bullshit.
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(baby giggles)
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Richard!
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There's a baby, baby!
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OH RICHARD!
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(♪
♪)
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Oh, hey, little buddy-
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AGGGGHHHH!!!
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(♪
♪)
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Arson?
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Fraud?!
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Your underwriter can kiss my
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hairy Irish ass.
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And then he can kiss it again!
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So, Mr. F?
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Did we get the SL 12000
or should we get the 15?
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You'll get shit and love it!
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Until I get to the
bottom of who's trying
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to fuck Ken Fitzpatrick.
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You are an attractive man.
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No, you retarded bongmonkey.
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First they sabotaged
our insurance claim,
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now they outbid us
on the new fleet.
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Someone's trying
to bring us down.
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You mean down, down?
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'Cause Joshy like.
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Has your ass grown teeth?
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Hold my calls.
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I got a meeting with
a bottle of bourbon.
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Woah woah woah, ah no,
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I'm the mechanic.
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Mechanic?
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You're nothing without
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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Were nothing without
Fitzpatrick Motors.
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This family wouldn't
exist without
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Fitzpatrick fucking Motors.
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So, if I'm not
the mechanic then...
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Who am I?
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K, that didn't help.
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now I really don't remember.
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(♪
♪)
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Really?
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Fuck!
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Get your hands off!
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Hey, you wanna hold my kid?
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How did he find us!?
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I don't know cousin.
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It's not as if we have
a giant beacon of
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sin on our roof.
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Well Josh promised that
our top secret location
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would be -top secret.
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Cousin, we are a mere
three blocks from our
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previous domicile.
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It doesn't even matter.
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With this increase
in facial hair and
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the wearing of
these casual slacks,
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no one will be able
to recognize us.
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We will kill the
Western infidel
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with liver failure.
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One half-price
bourbon shot a time.
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Only between the hours
of four and five pm.
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The hour of happiness,
that is our
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greatest weapon!
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Would your bald friend
there like a drink?
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Yeah sure, make it a triple.
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It is a shame that the
trafficking of babies
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is illegal in this
country of mine,
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which I have always lived.
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What did you just say?
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Ahhh-
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Two for one bourbon shots.
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Babies drink free.
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No, no, that thing about
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selling kid's.
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White ones used to fetch
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a very good price,
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a very good price indeed,
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they did.
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Ya, that's it, if I get caught
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trying to sell you,
child services
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will be all over me,
you'll go to some
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do-gooder and Fitzy's
back in action.
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(baby cries)
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He did not recognize us.
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Not a chance.
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Not a chance.
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What are you so
stressed out about?
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What am I?
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A mechanic?
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A man?
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I always wanted to be a smurf.
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Hey Josh, Josh,
say a guy wanted to
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get caught trying
to sell a kid...
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You can't sell your baby!
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Can you swap him for drugs?
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Yes, yes you can.
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Good.
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Go get your stash,
and flag down a cop.
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Flag down my stash, get a cop.
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On it!
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Officer!
Over here!
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Hey! Officer!
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Oh Richard, can you settle
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a disagreement?
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This nice lady
clearly needs a car,
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but seems to think
that she doesn't.
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Kooky, eh?
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I'm just browsing, actually.
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I really should be going.
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(baby giggles)
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Oh my gosh, is he yours?
272
00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,613
Let me see the little guy.
273
00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:25,414
Ha ha ha - free with
every purchase.
274
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,250
Richard is a single father.
275
00:12:27,252 --> 00:12:28,651
The most loving
single father on
276
00:12:28,653 --> 00:12:29,652
dealership row.
277
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:30,986
A real family man.
278
00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:32,655
Hi, handsome boy.
279
00:12:32,657 --> 00:12:36,625
You have got beautiful eyes,
280
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,926
just like your daddy.
281
00:12:38,928 --> 00:12:41,296
Hi.
282
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:42,964
Hi there.
283
00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:45,433
Hello cutie pie.
284
00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:46,901
Aww, big smiles.
285
00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:51,005
(♪ Let it be dear Lord ♪)
286
00:12:51,007 --> 00:12:51,839
(cash register bell)
287
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,074
(♪ Let it beeee )
288
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:59,112
(♪ Just a closer walk
with the-eeee ♪)
289
00:12:59,114 --> 00:12:59,980
Well that was magic.
290
00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:01,382
Baby's first sale.
291
00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:02,516
And possibly a violation of
292
00:13:02,518 --> 00:13:03,717
child labour laws.
293
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:05,352
What's one thing
no other dealer on
294
00:13:05,354 --> 00:13:06,553
this strip has?
295
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,821
Drug addiction and
a Napoleon complex?
296
00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:10,022
Fresh meat,
face-vagina.
297
00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:11,324
We're re-branding.
298
00:13:11,326 --> 00:13:13,493
"Fitzpatrick
Family Motors."
299
00:13:13,495 --> 00:13:15,928
Kid's a shit-sack,
but he can sling tin.
300
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,330
Yay, Daddy!
301
00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:19,332
Five.
302
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,700
I got two kilos of biker meth.
303
00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,835
Is that enough to buy the baby?
304
00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:24,369
Really, Fitzpatrick?
305
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,437
You have the right
to shut the fuck up
306
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:26,638
baby trafficker.
307
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,340
Ya!
308
00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,374
I got the kid.
309
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:29,908
Be careful with the baby.
310
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,742
Fuck.
311
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,943
Spread em like you like it.
312
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,244
Douche bag.
313
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,248
Joyce, may I call you Joyce?
314
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,917
No.
315
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,585
Joyce, this is not
what it looks like.
316
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,287
Mr. Fitzpatrick
wasn't trying to
317
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,989
sell his only child
for street drugs?
318
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,292
Yep, it is what it looks like.
319
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,993
It wasn't real, I was just
320
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,394
joking around with my friend.
321
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:54,699
One Joshua McTaggart,
known drug dealer,
322
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,167
military deserter -
323
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,235
And murderer!
324
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,537
A complete fabrication of
charges and waste
325
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,905
of municipal time.
326
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,240
Is that a perm?
327
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,608
Ma'am, Richard's little
joke was just an attempt
328
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,178
to find the baby a
happy and stable home.
329
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,679
Which he is now
willing to provide.
330
00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:12,415
So now you want the kid?
331
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,016
Yeah.
332
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:16,385
What's your deal, Fitzpatrick?
333
00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:18,888
C'mon, your honor.
334
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,056
The babies mother abandoned the
335
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:20,656
little guy.
336
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:21,523
Get back here.
337
00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,125
We're doing the best we can.
338
00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:24,260
I'm all he has.
339
00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:26,795
I am his home.
340
00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:28,764
I'm going to call
bullshit on that.
341
00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:30,631
Bull-true!
342
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,968
Okay, I'll send a
case worker for a
343
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,302
home visit today.
344
00:14:34,304 --> 00:14:36,804
You can prove this baby
has a stable and loving
345
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,406
family environment.
346
00:14:38,408 --> 00:14:40,342
You bet your sweet ass he does.
347
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,777
Or my name isn't Richard
Fucking Fitzpatrick.
348
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,812
His middle name
is actually Lance.
349
00:14:45,814 --> 00:14:46,914
Ha ha ha.
350
00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,415
Did you know that?
351
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,416
Lance.
352
00:14:50,618 --> 00:14:52,419
Richard, Grandma Alice
would be proud.
353
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:54,121
Yeah? Where's the ho-bag
now that I need
354
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:55,356
some babysitting?
355
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:57,324
Josh, go collect a
bunch of crap the babies
356
00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:58,759
going to need in its...
357
00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:00,027
place where a baby sleeps.
358
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:00,894
A spaceship?
359
00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:01,761
Yeah, whatever.
360
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:02,795
Just make sure it's not pink.
361
00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:03,796
On it!
362
00:15:03,798 --> 00:15:04,364
Richard, as much as
I like to be the
363
00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:05,498
voice of optimism,
364
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,565
where are we supposed
to find a house
365
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,401
with no money,
no one to vouch for us and --
366
00:15:08,403 --> 00:15:12,138
No, no, dear God, please no!
367
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,473
(doorbell)
368
00:15:14,475 --> 00:15:15,375
Dream on.
369
00:15:15,377 --> 00:15:16,376
Fuck, Mom.
370
00:15:16,378 --> 00:15:18,176
I gotta find a home
for the kid by four,
371
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,912
or Child Services is
going to take him away.
372
00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:21,079
Sweet.
373
00:15:21,081 --> 00:15:22,447
I used to have to
pay to get you brats
374
00:15:22,449 --> 00:15:23,548
off my hands.
375
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,883
It's not even
your fucking house.
376
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,351
Grandma Alice ever comes by,
377
00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:27,519
I'll be sure to
thank her for the
378
00:15:27,521 --> 00:15:28,954
Social Security checks.
379
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,923
Mrs. Fitzpatrick,
Richard does not want
380
00:15:30,925 --> 00:15:32,057
the baby to be taken away.
381
00:15:32,059 --> 00:15:33,857
He's attempting to
follow the example
382
00:15:33,859 --> 00:15:35,459
of Grandma Alice,
and be a family man.
383
00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:36,727
Oh, Alice.
384
00:15:36,729 --> 00:15:38,129
Always going on
about her pills.
385
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,331
Heart condition this,
heart condition that -
386
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,765
if it weren't
for the free digs,
387
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:42,833
I'd track her down and I'd
388
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,001
kill her myself.
389
00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:45,836
I got to get the
dealership back on track,
390
00:15:45,838 --> 00:15:48,639
and this kid.
He's our angle.
391
00:15:50,707 --> 00:15:52,842
What's my cut?
392
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,545
One helping of tender
heart felt knowledge
393
00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:56,446
that you didn't ruin another
394
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:57,914
Fitzpatrick child's life!
395
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,215
Suck it, stretch.
396
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:02,819
Two hits of crank
and some lip balm?
397
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,088
Fine.
398
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:11,193
(♪
♪)
399
00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,762
Ah, homey.
400
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,697
(snoring)
401
00:16:15,699 --> 00:16:17,632
What the fuck is
he doing here?!
402
00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,201
Ah, shit showed up
with a sob story,
403
00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:20,202
a forty of scotch and a
404
00:16:20,204 --> 00:16:21,802
Viagra prescription.
405
00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:23,571
Thinks somebody's
trying to sabotage
406
00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:24,772
the new dealership.
407
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,040
You swore you wouldn't
talk to him again
408
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,208
after the church scam.
409
00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:30,278
Well at least someone
appreciates my assets.
410
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,546
Well, a kindly grandpa
would reflect well
411
00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:34,548
with child services.
412
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,550
Fine.
413
00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:38,986
Don't just stand there,
414
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:40,120
grab a leg!
415
00:16:42,823 --> 00:16:44,624
Take him, TAKE HIM!
416
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,699
Okay, here we go,
417
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:53,599
Come on old man.
418
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,401
Oh fuck he's heavy.
419
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:57,370
It's right up there.
420
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:01,974
Eh Fuck!
421
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,542
Meghan was always in charge of
422
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,776
sobering up the old man.
423
00:17:04,778 --> 00:17:06,312
You were my specialty.
424
00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:07,179
Ah, that's nice.
425
00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:08,514
A mother-son
memory!
426
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:10,015
Careful, the book
can cause nosebleeds.
427
00:17:10,017 --> 00:17:11,282
What?
428
00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:12,651
Whoa-ha!
429
00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:14,553
(moaning)
430
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,554
Uncle Josh to the rescue.
431
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,656
Not a zombie,
what's up, Mrs. F.
432
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:18,757
Oh great.
433
00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:19,992
Just like when you were a kid.
434
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,292
Inviting every degenerate
in the neighborhood
435
00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:22,794
to come and eat our food.
436
00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:24,462
If by food, you mean cigarettes
437
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:25,563
and diet pills.
438
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:26,731
Alright, you keep
an eye on the kid.
439
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,366
And you, put on some
fucking clothes Grandma!
440
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:32,603
Don't you evercall me that.
441
00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:42,412
(♪
♪)
442
00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:44,514
Mama's got a big stick.
443
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:46,282
Do you have a big stick?
444
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:47,283
Oh yes!
445
00:17:52,089 --> 00:17:52,689
Get in.
446
00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:53,924
Fuck off.
447
00:17:53,926 --> 00:17:55,291
I think I have a
shot with my guard,
448
00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:56,726
and if he sees me
talking to you,
449
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:57,360
I'm going to be back on
450
00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:58,126
laundry duty.
451
00:17:58,128 --> 00:17:59,227
I need to sober up Dad,
452
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,763
and you're the
only one who knows how.
453
00:18:00,765 --> 00:18:02,031
Why should I tell you?
454
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,099
So I won't leave you
here in prison to rot
455
00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:05,668
after the Botox wears off?
456
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,036
Maybe I like it here.
457
00:18:07,038 --> 00:18:08,403
Huh?
458
00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:10,105
Maybe these people
accept me for who I am.
459
00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:11,373
Mika.
460
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,041
Latisha.
461
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,241
Mo-Reen.
462
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:14,208
They're more of a family than
463
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,443
you and Mom and Dad
will ever be.
464
00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:17,378
Except for the
hep-C and crabs.
465
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,713
Come on Meghan!
466
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:19,914
I'll sign you out for the day.
467
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,481
I'll even spring for that
cheese that you like.
468
00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:22,583
A day?!
469
00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,117
I'm eligible for house arrest.
470
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,252
If you supervise
my release I'll get
471
00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:28,055
one of those awesome
ankle bracelet
472
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,456
monitor thingy's.
473
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,625
And then maybe I'll think about
474
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,259
helping you wake Daddy up.
475
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:34,795
But I still want the cheese.
476
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:35,729
Fuck!
477
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,429
Take it or leave it bro.
478
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,765
I love it here.
479
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:40,900
(snoring)
480
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,935
Ok, as requested:
duct tape,
481
00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:45,471
four C-cell
batteries, tinfoil
482
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:47,640
and one vodka cooler...
483
00:18:47,642 --> 00:18:48,307
Though why he needs
more alcohol,
484
00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:49,174
I'll never know.
485
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:50,409
The cooler's for me, idiot.
486
00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:51,243
Oh.
487
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:52,111
Now get out!
488
00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:53,444
I need space to work my magic!
489
00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:54,378
Got it.
490
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,379
God!
491
00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:06,424
I love you, Daddy,
and I will forever
492
00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:07,726
and ever and ever.
493
00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:13,998
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
494
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,932
Why should I help you?
495
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,174
I'm the one
getting fucked here.
496
00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:20,004
Stop looking at me, homo.
497
00:19:20,006 --> 00:19:21,438
Yeah, what's the plan, asshole?
498
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,073
You promised me cheese.
499
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,374
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
500
00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:25,274
How come she get's
cheese and we don't?
501
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:26,743
You know, I have company
502
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:27,744
coming here at five.
503
00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,045
No spectators,
if you know what I mean.
504
00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:30,046
We'll see about that.
505
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,648
Was that spectator
thing towards me?
506
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,350
He told me to come over.
507
00:19:34,352 --> 00:19:36,418
Shut your fucking mouth!
508
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,153
I just want my cheese!
509
00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:40,656
(arguing and shouting)
510
00:19:40,658 --> 00:19:43,091
Ugh. I need a drink.
511
00:19:43,093 --> 00:19:53,935
(baby crying & arguing)
512
00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:55,470
You don't know
how to be a family.
513
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:56,138
You couldn't find your dick
514
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:56,971
with two hands.
515
00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:58,105
Give it up Larry.
516
00:19:58,107 --> 00:19:59,606
You want to know
what I know, mister?
517
00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:00,440
If I knew what you knew,
518
00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:00,975
don't you think I'd already
519
00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:01,776
fucking know it?
520
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:05,746
Fair enough, but what I know is
521
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:08,582
this family is like a used car.
522
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,751
Yeah, it's an odd
assortment of rusty,
523
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,153
broken parts, but when you
524
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,319
put it together, it's got the
525
00:20:13,321 --> 00:20:14,988
potential to drive.
526
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,589
Until the warranty runs out.
527
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,224
Not my problem.
528
00:20:18,226 --> 00:20:19,993
It's a new era, Richard.
529
00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:22,595
Fitzpatrick Family Motors.
530
00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:24,898
It's what you do.
531
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,066
It's what you all do.
532
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,600
You sell cars.
533
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,102
And you are going to
continue that legacy
534
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,436
or my name is not -
535
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,370
Shut the fuck up -
536
00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:35,241
- Larry.
537
00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:38,744
(call to order on the kazoo)
538
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:39,812
Attention!
539
00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:41,647
Listen to the cockswab.
540
00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:43,649
Josh, do you have
anything that can
541
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:46,651
make his house smell
a little less illegal?
542
00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:49,554
Ohhh.
543
00:20:49,556 --> 00:20:50,888
Aurora Indica.
544
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,257
Crossed with Afghan buds
and other Indica strains.
545
00:20:52,259 --> 00:20:53,191
Yes, yes.
546
00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:54,226
I've a California Skunk
547
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:55,627
that can neutralize
the smell while
548
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,862
simultaneously providing a
549
00:20:57,864 --> 00:20:59,264
pleasant high.
550
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:01,732
Huh, how domestic of you.
551
00:21:03,201 --> 00:21:05,236
That's it!
552
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,170
I'm a domestic god.
553
00:21:09,674 --> 00:21:10,407
You.
554
00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:10,941
Put on some clothes.
555
00:21:10,943 --> 00:21:12,175
Yeah!
556
00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:13,910
I found this twinset
and string of pearls
557
00:21:13,912 --> 00:21:15,713
I took the liberty
of laying out for you.
558
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:19,048
Those are my anal beads.
559
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:20,049
And you.
560
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:21,784
Focus on what's
really important here.
561
00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:24,120
Cold. Hard. Cash.
562
00:21:24,122 --> 00:21:25,655
I can get behind that.
563
00:21:25,657 --> 00:21:26,822
Okay, okay, okay,
what about me,
564
00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:27,890
what do I get?
565
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:29,425
Oh yes, you are
actually welcome
566
00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:30,493
to leave.
567
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,162
Oh that's funny!
568
00:21:33,164 --> 00:21:34,296
Oh, what's that?
569
00:21:34,298 --> 00:21:35,063
Oh, it's just the sound of my
570
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,598
ankle monitor - Ah!
571
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,999
(thud)
572
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:44,573
(laughs)
573
00:21:44,575 --> 00:22:32,418
(♪
♪)
574
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:33,385
Look, Mom.
575
00:22:33,387 --> 00:22:34,553
King Kong cock.
576
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:36,988
Josh?
577
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,155
Yeah.
578
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:38,823
Grab a hold.
579
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:46,831
(♪
♪)
580
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,965
(baby cries)
581
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,099
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
582
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,668
Its ok its ok its ok.
583
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,069
Give the kid to Meghan.
584
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,003
There you go.
585
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,245
Can you get that
kid to shut up?
586
00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:56,073
Jesus.
587
00:22:57,942 --> 00:22:59,242
Oh the book.
588
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,511
About face!
589
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,447
Ok, good good good.
590
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,948
Jesus, sit still,
will you old man?
591
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,416
I'll sit still
when you blow me.
592
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,318
It feels like
I got a SCUD missile
593
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,185
in my pants.
594
00:23:10,187 --> 00:23:12,020
I'll tell them you love kids.
595
00:23:12,022 --> 00:23:12,988
No no no.
596
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,824
Perhaps not that, not that!
597
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,359
OK, here we go.
598
00:23:19,629 --> 00:23:21,263
So we're a fucking family.
599
00:23:21,265 --> 00:23:22,665
Now what?
600
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,367
A few words.
601
00:23:26,168 --> 00:23:28,436
We've finally come
together to give this
602
00:23:28,438 --> 00:23:31,473
baby a home and -
603
00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:32,974
And exploit his
ass to sell cars.
604
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:36,644
(laughs)
605
00:23:36,646 --> 00:23:38,713
Solidarity!
606
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:41,715
(♪ organ version of
A Closer Walk With Thee ♪)
607
00:23:41,717 --> 00:23:44,651
Grandma Alice,
when we find you,
608
00:23:44,653 --> 00:23:50,290
and bring you home,
you will be proud.
609
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,794
Oi...
610
00:23:53,796 --> 00:23:54,928
Oh a camera!
611
00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,997
Camera, there must
be one somewhere.
612
00:23:56,999 --> 00:23:58,398
Stay, Cheese!
613
00:24:01,368 --> 00:24:02,769
I'll check the basement.
614
00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:03,669
Take him!
615
00:24:03,671 --> 00:24:05,671
It's OK, come here buddy.
616
00:24:09,676 --> 00:24:12,144
(♪ Choir Sings
Just a Closer Walk with Thee ♪)
617
00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:19,684
♪ I art weak but
thou art strong ♪
618
00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:27,225
♪ Jesus keep me
from all wrong ♪
619
00:24:27,227 --> 00:24:33,764
♪ I'll be satisfied as long ♪
620
00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:42,807
♪ As I walk let me walk
close to thee ♪
621
00:24:42,809 --> 00:24:50,647
♪ Just a closer
walk with thee ♪
622
00:24:50,649 --> 00:24:58,087
♪ Grant it Jesus is my plea ♪
623
00:24:58,089 --> 00:25:04,793
♪ Daily walking close to thee ♪
624
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:15,036
♪ Let it be, dear Lord,
let it be ♪
625
00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:16,037
(crunch)
626
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:34,221
(gasps)
627
00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:36,523
Grandma Alice!
628
00:25:36,525 --> 00:25:44,098
♪ Let it be dear Lord
Let it be ♪
629
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:47,968
Well, shockingly,
everything seems
630
00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:48,935
to be in order.
631
00:25:48,937 --> 00:25:55,508
(muffled shouting)
632
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,811
I try and I try and I try
633
00:25:58,813 --> 00:26:02,382
and I give and I give
and I give.
634
00:26:02,384 --> 00:26:03,582
What do you want from Larry?
635
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,284
Do you want my tie,
here you go,
636
00:26:05,286 --> 00:26:06,851
it's my favorite tie.
637
00:26:06,853 --> 00:26:07,886
What do you want?
638
00:26:07,888 --> 00:26:10,722
Do you want my
shirt off my back huh?
639
00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:13,325
Oh God, Grandma Alice
640
00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:17,095
was the last good
Fitzpatrick and you
641
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,197
left her in the basement!
642
00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:21,166
In the basement!
643
00:26:21,168 --> 00:26:22,166
Oh, Oh God!
644
00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,901
There's a basement?
645
00:26:23,903 --> 00:26:25,903
I'm sorry baby with no name.
646
00:26:25,905 --> 00:26:28,539
There's no goodness here.
647
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:29,640
What do you want from Larry?
648
00:26:29,642 --> 00:26:32,476
There is no goodness here.
649
00:26:32,478 --> 00:26:33,377
Ahhh!
650
00:26:33,379 --> 00:26:35,246
NO GOODNESS HERE!
651
00:26:35,248 --> 00:26:36,580
Ahhhh!
652
00:26:36,582 --> 00:26:37,515
What do you want?
653
00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:38,881
That guy live here?
654
00:26:38,883 --> 00:26:40,417
(in unison) No.
655
00:26:40,419 --> 00:26:41,684
Ah.
656
00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:43,319
We'll see you next week.
657
00:26:43,321 --> 00:26:46,889
Ah, what do you mean next week?
658
00:26:47,891 --> 00:26:49,159
Court-ordered
visits for
659
00:26:49,161 --> 00:26:50,626
the first six months,
660
00:26:50,628 --> 00:26:51,928
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
661
00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:53,863
All Fitzpatricks
in the same home,
662
00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:56,298
so we can keep an eye on you.
663
00:26:56,300 --> 00:27:01,002
Oh, and ah,
Judge Joyce -
664
00:27:01,004 --> 00:27:02,571
sends her best.
665
00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:05,840
(♪ Swinging Horn Instrumental
"Closer Walk with Thee" ♪)
666
00:27:05,842 --> 00:27:17,251
(♪ baby bawls )
667
00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:27,723
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668
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:32,323
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