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Hey, pay attention, fuckers...
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The devil-father Fitzpatrick
has found a most ingenious way
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out of our sales contract.
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Starting his own religion.
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Tax-free profits.
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Halle-fucking-lujah.
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We were always good
business partners, Lainey.
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I would like to go for
ice cream with you, Larry.
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More than you could possibly imagine.
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We need to shore up votes, and fast.
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Look who's decided to
wake up and give a shit!
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Fine, but I'm doingthis for me, not you. Me.
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You know Ken's justgonna fuck you over
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like he always does.
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This isn't what it looks like.
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That little shit was right about you!
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Hey, God, it's me, Fitz.
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I need to speak to Frank.
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I'm havin' a kid.
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And I don't want the little fucker
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to think I'm a loser, like my old man.
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I gotta win this fuckin' election.
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So throw me a bone, will ya, Frank?
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Richard Fitzpatrick won?
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Ha!
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That's right, fuckers!
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Fitz won, and I won it for him!
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Woo hoo!
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There are two kindsof people in this world.
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Those who float above all the shit,
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and those who run right through it.
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Genghis Khan, he was a floater.
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He lead strong, crushed his enemies
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and the weaklings followed.
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People need a leader
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who tells them what to want,how to get it,
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and who doesn't haveshit on his heels.
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First order of business -
get my office up to code.
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I don't think you get your own office.
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The city can't afford it.
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Then get me one.
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With a turntable and my Sinatra 45's.
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Some nudes for the wall.
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And a shark tank.
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No stripper pole?
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Already ordered.
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Richard, we're moments away
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from tasting our sweet dream together.
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It's a bar, cockswab,
not a bath house.
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Time to get shit done.
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Lead with your balls.
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And never apologize
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when your pubes get in someone's face.
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It's Fitz o'clock, fuckers.
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I'm a councilman now.
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Retract that titmouse law;
I got a bar to open.
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I'm sorry, but we're
locked in a stalemate
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over Cat Leash Ordinance C-39.
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All new legislation is to be tabled
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on a first come first serve basis.
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How long's it gonna take?
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Let's see...
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Three years.
Give or take.
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Fuck.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Okay, look.
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I'm sorry city council was
too busy with kitty cats
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to allow you to open
your bar right away.
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But what a great lesson
in patience, am I right?
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Poor baby hit a roadblock
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on his first hour at his new job.
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You're the one who wanted the job.
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I merely got it for you.
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And that's why you're fired.
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I'm not the enemy here.
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And, trust me,
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you do not want to make me one.
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We've been enemies, Foxley,
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and we've been friends.
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Neither one's done me much good.
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Remember this moment, Fitz.
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Because this moment, right here,
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is exactly when you fucked yourself.
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For what it's worth,
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I never thought Dot
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was a worthy member of Team Fitz.
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Now that the dead weight is gone
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we can focus on your
Summerwind dream-
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Could you take a memo for me, Larry?
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I would be oh so very honored
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to take your first memo, Councilman.
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To, Larry.
Larry.
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Re: your ass.
Ass.
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It's fired too.
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...fired too.
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No, no, no...
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I feel so betrayed.
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After all I've done for him,
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he just throws me
away like a pair of...
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dirty underpants.
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You know, Larry,
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you're kinda sounding like
panties right now.
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You want to be panties
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or you want to be boxer shorts?
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Huh...
Boxer shorts?
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Fuck yeah.
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Boxer shorts with big balls in them.
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Balls that are out to get even.
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I always say 'revenge is a
dish best served with...
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yeah...
Dioxin poisoned sushi.'
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Nom nom nom...
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Or, oh yeah, the old water gun
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full of sulfuric acid.
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Oh, yeah.
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The Atomic wedgie.
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Classic...
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Those all sound
a little extreme, Josh.
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Then what's your
idea of revenge, Larry?
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Stink bomb in a locker?
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Don't be such a fucking nerd.
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I don't want to take
revenge on Richard.
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Revenge on Fitz -
How can you even think that?
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Josh, you're the one who-
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After everything you did to him?
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Filled his head with false hope.
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Made him take on a SECOND job.
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And now you plot deadly revenge?
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Oh my God, you're right...
Maybe.
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You better apologize to Fitz
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or I will punch you in the feelings.
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You get me?
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If I say anything other than yes
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you'll hurt me, right?
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I'm a wolf.
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Up on that hill, they're
all spineless douchebags.
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Sheep.
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I'll be fucked if I'm gonna
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listen to them jaw
about cat laws all day.
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Then stick to what you're good at.
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Right.
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What am I good at?
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Fitz, you're a born salesman.
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You knocked me up in the
back of a station wagon
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on my wedding day,
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got me to leave
the only semi-stable,
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employed man I've met in my life
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and convinced me that
we might work together.
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Yeah, I showed that weasely fuck.
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Exactly.
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Don't worry about the puppets.
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You want the guy who
pulls the strings.
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Go after the mayor.
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Yeah, how hard can it be
to get one guy on my side?
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Especially when he has no backbone
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and a drinking problem.
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We swim in the same circles.
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At least we will until I have
to go on maternity leave.
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Well now he's swimming
with a shark, baby.
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I thought you were a wolf.
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You're hot when you're
being all smart and shit.
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Yeah?
Mmmm.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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Call me Fitz, Mayor Andrews.
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So... why are we at
a naked lady bar?
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The buffet is excellent.
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Lunch?
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No, no.
No thanks.
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Suit yourself.
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Well...
Maybe just one.
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Atta boy.
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But, I'm a servant
to the public-
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They voted you in.
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Gave you the keys to the joint.
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Take it for a spin.
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Do whatever you want.
Whenever you want.
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You earned that shit.
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Yeah, I did.
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Stop asking what people need.
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They don't fucking know.
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Grow a pair.
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Oooh...
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I love you.
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I love you!
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Don't mind, Niko.
She's a little shy.
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Niko!
That's Niko.
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Niko has special skills.
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Wow, that's quite a talent!
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Looks like you two could use
a little alone time.
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Hey...
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How 'bout some lap dances, hon?
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Oh, and...
bring a friend.
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That chick who can
go down on herself, yeah?
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Giddyup.
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Giddyup!
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Ahh!
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Good news!
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I have a plan.
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I'm going to apologize!
To Richard!
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That's right!
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I'm going to teach Richard
the power of forgiveness.
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I'll be back at City Hall
before you can spell
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"filibuster."
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Suck it up, kitten.
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Your boyfriend is gone.
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Time to give it up.
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I'll never give up on Richard!
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You want to teach him forgiveness?
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Crush him, Larry.
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Crush him until he crawls back to you,
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his knees like bloody linguini.
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And when the salt from his
own tears burns his wounds
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and he whimpers for
someone to end his pain,
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you can show him forgiveness
by caving his skull in
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with the sledge hammer
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of a wasted life and
an eternity of regret.
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We have to drive outside city
limits to enjoy ourselves.
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It's a God damn crime.
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This, right here, is
what Coverton needs.
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A little spice.
Am I right?
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Yeah.
Oh my God, yeah.
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So let's go downtown and get it done.
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Like men.
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We gotta repeal the titmouse ordinance
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and get the Summerwind
back on track, ok?
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That sounds good.
So fucking good.
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Richard, I'm sorry for interrupting.
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But I'm here to apologize.
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And not for interrupting just now,
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though I am very sorry
for that as well.
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Spit it out, fucknut.
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We're paying by the song here.
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Richard...
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I'm sorry I let you down
and you had to fire me.
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It is my hope that this apology
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shows you the value of forgiveness.
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Larry?
Yes?
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Iris...
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You're a stripper?
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And you.
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You make her take her clothes off?
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No, Larry.
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I pay her to take her clothes off.
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And that's not all.
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Niko, get up there and
show 'em the main attraction.
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You're gonna love this, Larry.
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I don't understand.
How could you just-
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It's just my job, Larry.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
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Showing men my dirty pillows
makes them happy.
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And that makes me happy.
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Am I right, or am I right?
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Your bunny...
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Your bunny that got
killed by the GT...
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That was a lie?
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Of course it was, fucknugget.
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I had to feed her some bullshit story.
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Only way I could make sure
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you'd open up to
someone with a vagina.
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It's very pretty, by the way.
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Thank you.
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You could have any girl you want.
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And you go after Iris?
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My Iris?
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I will never forgive you for this.
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Eff you both!
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Eff you all to H!
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Larry, wait!
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Whoa! Where'd that
second one come from?
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00:12:20,961 --> 00:12:23,062
Our debate is at a critical juncture,
270
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,164
cats are urinating
willy-nilly,
271
00:12:25,232 --> 00:12:27,066
and you have the nerve to sleep in?
272
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,501
Someone needs to get laid.
273
00:12:28,569 --> 00:12:30,035
Or likes to get peed on.
274
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:32,571
Point is, sit down
and shut the fuck up.
275
00:12:32,638 --> 00:12:34,906
This cat law bullshit is finito.
276
00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:36,307
That's right.
277
00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:37,909
We're having a motherfucking vote
278
00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:39,511
all up in this bitch.
279
00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,079
I'll second the shit out of that.
280
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:44,383
Okay.
Who wants cat leashes?
281
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:49,387
And those who are all like, 'no way'?
282
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:52,089
Okay.
No leashes!
283
00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:54,291
Free pussy!
284
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,026
And the other thing.
Don't forget the other thing.
285
00:12:56,094 --> 00:12:57,327
Oh yeah.
286
00:12:57,396 --> 00:12:59,697
And Fitz -
who is wicked by the way -
287
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:01,331
you guys should
all hang with him -
288
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,601
is now deputy mayor.
289
00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:05,268
But you said I was gonna be deputy.
290
00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,704
How would you like
your face punched in, eh?
291
00:13:07,772 --> 00:13:10,172
All right.
Motion carried.
292
00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:14,477
Richard Fitzpatrick is the man.
293
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,779
Now...
294
00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:17,346
I move we all go
over to the Danger Zone
295
00:13:17,415 --> 00:13:18,748
and have lunch.
296
00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:20,116
The buffet is the bomb.
297
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,718
That buffet...
298
00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,753
Come on!
Come on, kids...
299
00:13:24,821 --> 00:13:26,555
You guys...
300
00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:29,758
Fitz'll introduce you to
all sorts of delicacies...
301
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,294
Ah, that buffet.
302
00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:34,195
Mr. Mayor!
303
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:50,110
How did your little apology go?
304
00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:52,046
I'm done with apologies.
305
00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:54,514
You're in good company, friend.
306
00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:01,955
I know we've had our
share of differences
307
00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:03,323
over the years, Larry.
308
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,024
But, as you can see,
309
00:14:05,092 --> 00:14:07,193
the League of Sober
Entrepreneurs prides itself
310
00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,528
on being an inclusive lobby group.
311
00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:12,798
Please, have a seat.
312
00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:18,871
If we are 'sober entrepreneurs'
313
00:14:18,939 --> 00:14:20,405
why are we meeting in a bar?
314
00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:21,874
Because fuck off, that's why.
315
00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:24,910
The League of Sober Entrepreneurs?
316
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,711
'L.O.S.E.R.S.' for short.
Shut up.
317
00:14:26,779 --> 00:14:29,547
I said no acronyms and it's my group.
318
00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:33,018
Now, as per our
mission statement -
319
00:14:33,086 --> 00:14:34,886
'The League of Sober Entrepreneurs
320
00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:37,889
lobbies government to destroy
that degenerate dickhead,
321
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,291
Richard Fitzpatrick.'
322
00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:41,926
'Dickhead' was my contribution.
323
00:14:41,994 --> 00:14:44,596
We have the resources.
We have the manpower.
324
00:14:44,663 --> 00:14:46,598
Now we just need a plan.
325
00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:51,970
I have a plan.
326
00:14:52,037 --> 00:14:55,874
We'll hit Fitz where it hurts...
327
00:14:57,842 --> 00:15:00,343
Looks like someone's
grown a set of lady balls.
328
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,184
Stand back, Miss Foxley.
329
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:10,587
With a one two combo of caring
and compelling arguments,
330
00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:13,390
I, Larry, will make our plan heard...
331
00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:14,991
And hopefully implemented...
332
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,893
If...
if people like it.
333
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,794
You're planning.
I'm execution.
334
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,262
I'll deal with Mayor Bitchass.
335
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,131
It's Andrews.
336
00:15:22,198 --> 00:15:24,534
Mayor Andrews.
337
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,869
Let's skip the names and
focus on the fucking.
338
00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:28,370
Focus on the what now?
339
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:29,738
Beg your pardon, ma'am?
340
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,007
Don't beg.
Not yet.
341
00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:36,878
That comes after I rip, tear,
slap, lick, scream, claw,
342
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:40,081
spank, bite, suck,
whip, slurp and swallow.
343
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:41,382
Ah!
344
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:44,719
That's when you can beg.
345
00:15:44,787 --> 00:15:46,954
Does that sound ok to you?
346
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,824
If I yell yes and this is a dream,
347
00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,860
will I wake myself up?
348
00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:55,095
First things first.
349
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,931
We have a by-law to pass.
350
00:16:05,739 --> 00:16:07,907
God damn mayor,what the fuck's he doing?
351
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:10,910
Fitz, I want you to know up front,
352
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:13,012
this wasn't my idea!
353
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,449
So nice of you to join us, Richard.
354
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:17,950
What the fuck?
355
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:21,887
The fuck, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
is prohibition.
356
00:16:21,955 --> 00:16:24,155
What are you losers talking about?
357
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:26,191
So you've heard of our organization?
358
00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:27,459
Good.
359
00:16:27,526 --> 00:16:28,927
You see, Maverick,
360
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:30,328
while you were at the Danger Zone,
361
00:16:30,396 --> 00:16:31,830
we had a little chat with city council
362
00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:34,131
about Coverton's declining morality.
363
00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:37,301
She's very...
persuasive.
364
00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:38,803
And they were only too happy to put
365
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:41,606
the last nail in the coffin
of your pathetic dream.
366
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:44,008
A near-unanimous vote.
367
00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:45,876
If it makes you feel
any better, buddy,
368
00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:47,845
I abstained.
369
00:16:47,913 --> 00:16:49,679
I told you not to fuck with me.
370
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,848
You backstabbing semen chugger.
371
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:53,549
This was your idea, wasn't it.
372
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:55,585
Sticks and stones may break my bones
373
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,553
but council passed the vote.
374
00:16:57,622 --> 00:16:59,555
Coverton is a dry town, Richard.
375
00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:01,858
The Summerwind will never open.
376
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:12,268
Well, we'll always have
the Danger Zone, huh, buddy?
377
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:20,243
Council's controversial
move to pass prohibition
378
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,512
has indignant citizens...
379
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:25,380
swarming the streets.
380
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:27,949
An emergency council
session has been called
381
00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:31,019
for this afternoon to
deal with the chaos...
382
00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:32,754
This is Melody Gray,
383
00:17:32,821 --> 00:17:35,990
reporting live from the mean
streets of Coverton.
384
00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:39,460
Prohibition -what are they, nuts?
385
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,230
Fitzy!
386
00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:44,431
Where the fuck have you been?
387
00:17:44,499 --> 00:17:45,633
Here's the thing.
388
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,100
Your friends helped me realize
389
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,403
it was high time I
straighten up and fly right.
390
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:53,240
So I quit drinking and joined AA.
391
00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:55,208
And you should join too.
392
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:58,011
How do you live with yourself?
393
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,781
Cheap suits.
Piece of shit car.
394
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,315
Now you want to deprive yourself
395
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,017
of the one thing that makes you happy?
396
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,053
You're pathetic.
397
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,387
You're right.
398
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,789
I shouldn't have quit drinking.
399
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:10,456
What the hell was I thinking of?
400
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,857
AA?
401
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,759
All right, look.
We can fix this, buddy.
402
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,162
We can really make it work...
403
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,597
Um... maybe.
Right?
404
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,300
Sit your flip-flopping
ass down, and listen up.
405
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,634
Great idea.
406
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,203
Genius, actually.
407
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,738
Where do you come up with this stuff?
408
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,106
You need to act fast
and repeal prohibition.
409
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,842
Swift action.
That's the move.
410
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,677
Right on, brother.
411
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,345
Well, wait, can I do that?
412
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,747
I'll have to ask someone.
413
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,048
Don't ask. Tell.
414
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,616
At today's council meeting.
415
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,018
Here's the thing.
416
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,053
I have a tummy ache
so I'm gonna skip that.
417
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,454
A couple nights ago
418
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:46,857
I saw you strip down
to a lime green thong
419
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,259
and throat-punch a
biker in pervert's row.
420
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:50,761
I did?
Oh yeah, you did.
421
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,196
And it was awesome.
422
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,898
You were unstoppable.
And what now?
423
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,734
Flop sweats and shakes?
424
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:59,036
They tell me alcoholism
is a disease...
425
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,671
Only symptom I've seen
is the vagina you've grown.
426
00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,240
What?
No, I -
427
00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:04,640
Oh, you're speaking metaphorically.
428
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,342
You hear all those people out there?
429
00:19:06,409 --> 00:19:07,876
Rioting in the streets?
430
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:11,880
You know why?
431
00:19:11,948 --> 00:19:15,417
Because they're in pain.
Pain that you caused.
432
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,653
Oh my God.
What have I done?
433
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,988
You want to make
it up to them? To me?
434
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:21,289
Axe prohibition.
435
00:19:21,357 --> 00:19:23,023
Everyone will forgive and forget.
436
00:19:23,091 --> 00:19:24,392
Don't listen to him.
437
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,294
He doesn't know anything
about forgiveness.
438
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:27,828
He's right.
439
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,196
You can't trust anything Fitz
has to say on this issue.
440
00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:31,766
You're right.
I can't.
441
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,134
Why not?
442
00:19:33,201 --> 00:19:34,902
He isn't here for the
good of the people.
443
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:36,436
Richard only wants
to repeal prohibition
444
00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:37,871
so he can open his lounge.
445
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:39,273
It's a clear conflict of interest,
446
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:42,376
and it's selfish and
manipulative and mean.
447
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:43,677
Don't listen to these schmucks.
448
00:19:43,745 --> 00:19:46,179
You make up your own mind...
449
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,914
...and do what I say.
450
00:19:47,982 --> 00:19:49,182
Totally.
451
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,851
Well... I can see
that both of you
452
00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:55,388
present really, really,
compelling arguments...
453
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,491
Take both of those
arguments to council...
454
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:00,393
You!
455
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:03,162
Get your ass to council chambers.
456
00:20:03,229 --> 00:20:04,764
We gotta get this town drinking again!
457
00:20:11,437 --> 00:20:14,173
God, do I miss that smell.
458
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,640
Me too.
459
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,875
Ah!
460
00:20:16,943 --> 00:20:18,310
What the hell are you doing?
461
00:20:18,377 --> 00:20:19,978
Well, don't make your
hair smell like daisies
462
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,579
if you don't want people to smell it.
463
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:24,716
I mean in my apartment, Chester.
464
00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:27,584
You left your bedroom window unlocked.
465
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:30,487
I wanted to make sure you knew
before someone broke in.
466
00:20:30,555 --> 00:20:34,258
Chester, you have got
to leave me alone.
467
00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:38,129
And that includes singing
Coldplay on my voice mail.
468
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,231
But I brought the renovation plans.
469
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:42,598
This doesn't mean we can't
still start a home practice.
470
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,134
Can't you just see it?
471
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,436
You and me working side by side?
472
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:49,039
Baby Chester frolicking at our feet?
473
00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:53,409
Chester, our relationship is over.
474
00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:54,845
I will not renege
475
00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,746
on the promise my spermatozoa
made to your ovum.
476
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,882
My pregnant wife will not leave me
477
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,683
for some booze swiller.
478
00:21:02,953 --> 00:21:04,820
People change.
479
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,555
Fitz cares about me.
480
00:21:06,622 --> 00:21:08,423
He cares about us.
481
00:21:08,491 --> 00:21:10,726
Fitz cares about one thing.
482
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,527
I see the way he looks at you.
483
00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:15,397
All he wants is for that
baby to be out of your belly.
484
00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:16,965
So you and he can...
485
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:23,772
You had a threesome with my baby?
486
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,208
Chester...
487
00:21:27,276 --> 00:21:29,943
About the baby...
488
00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,179
Ahh!
Die! Die!
489
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,481
Why won't you die?
490
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:35,416
How dare you impregnate my wife!
491
00:21:35,484 --> 00:21:38,886
Hey! Hey!
I just had sex with her.
492
00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,855
She did the rest.
493
00:21:40,922 --> 00:21:42,089
Don't listen to him.
494
00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,925
He will twist your mind,
steal your family
495
00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:47,927
and rub your tender heart
against a cheese grater.
496
00:21:47,995 --> 00:21:50,430
Get him out of here!
This is a closed session!
497
00:21:50,498 --> 00:21:52,131
You see?
You see?
498
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:55,635
This isn't about prohibition.
Or what's good for this town.
499
00:21:55,703 --> 00:21:57,437
These L.O.S.E.R. assholes
are out to get me.
500
00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,272
They're here because they hate me.
501
00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:00,373
I don't hate you.
502
00:22:00,441 --> 00:22:02,340
Of course you do.
503
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:03,776
No Richard.
504
00:22:03,843 --> 00:22:05,878
Hate didn't bring me here today.
505
00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:09,615
Hope did.
506
00:22:09,682 --> 00:22:11,016
Oh cool.
507
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,984
Like the black guy named
after that terrorist.
508
00:22:13,052 --> 00:22:15,053
All his ideas seemed to work out.
509
00:22:15,121 --> 00:22:16,254
Go ahead.
510
00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:18,122
I'm here because I believe,
511
00:22:18,189 --> 00:22:21,292
deep down, people are good.
512
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,862
But it can be difficult to
bring that goodness out of them.
513
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:29,233
Sometimes you have to
force them to see it.
514
00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:32,737
Am I the only guy who thinks
that sounds kinda rapey?
515
00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:36,306
Mr. Mayor, I applaud you.
516
00:22:36,373 --> 00:22:41,912
I think you are a man
of action, integrity and...
517
00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:43,747
...intestinal fortitude.
518
00:22:43,815 --> 00:22:45,715
I think I am, too.
519
00:22:45,783 --> 00:22:46,983
He's bullshitting you, Andrews.
520
00:22:47,051 --> 00:22:48,618
Don't fall for his touchy feely crap.
521
00:22:48,686 --> 00:22:51,720
Mayor, you have the
power to convince people
522
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,757
to do what's right, no
matter how hard that may be.
523
00:22:54,825 --> 00:22:58,661
It's time to give the people
of Coverton what they need.
524
00:22:58,728 --> 00:23:01,330
Some tough love.
525
00:23:01,397 --> 00:23:03,432
Yeah...
526
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,900
Yeah!
527
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,868
I'm gonna love the
shit out of this town
528
00:23:06,936 --> 00:23:09,203
whether they like it or not.
529
00:23:09,271 --> 00:23:12,039
I motion to declare
a state of emergency.
530
00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:13,975
Expand police powers.
531
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:16,911
Redouble our efforts to make
sure prohibition sticks.
532
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,780
Second!
What the fuck?
533
00:23:18,848 --> 00:23:21,582
All those for?
534
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,316
So carried.
535
00:23:28,255 --> 00:23:30,691
See Fitz?
I've got balls.
536
00:23:49,476 --> 00:23:51,844
You happy now, Larry?
537
00:23:51,912 --> 00:23:54,646
Destroyed my dream and my life.
538
00:23:54,714 --> 00:23:57,249
No Richard, you did.
539
00:23:57,317 --> 00:23:59,284
With your selfishness.
540
00:23:59,352 --> 00:24:02,221
That's a shit apology.
541
00:24:02,288 --> 00:24:05,624
By the way, I don't accept,
cock pocket.
542
00:24:05,691 --> 00:24:07,592
All these years,
543
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:09,528
I've fought everything you are
544
00:24:09,595 --> 00:24:11,862
in a vain attempt to make you change.
545
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:14,032
Doing the same thing and
expecting different results -
546
00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:15,633
That's insanity.
547
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:20,838
No, insanity is some prostate
milking assbandit
548
00:24:20,906 --> 00:24:22,740
showing up in a bunny suit
549
00:24:22,807 --> 00:24:24,375
claiming to be my conscience.
550
00:24:24,443 --> 00:24:27,177
You're the one who betrayed me.
551
00:24:27,245 --> 00:24:30,213
And aided in the debauchery
of an innocent girl.
552
00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:31,415
Innocent?
553
00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:33,316
You only met Iris
554
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:35,252
because I hired her
to keep you company.
555
00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:39,156
You did?
556
00:24:39,223 --> 00:24:40,623
Thanks for not closing the deal.
557
00:24:40,691 --> 00:24:42,324
Saved me a bundle.
558
00:24:44,594 --> 00:24:47,696
Richard...
Do you know what this means?
559
00:24:47,764 --> 00:24:49,598
You care about me.
560
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,233
Really and truly.
561
00:24:51,301 --> 00:24:52,701
I only did it to
distract your dumb ass
562
00:24:52,769 --> 00:24:54,503
from fucking up my campaign.
563
00:24:54,571 --> 00:24:56,272
No, Richard, hiring Iris.
564
00:24:56,339 --> 00:24:58,606
That was... nice.
565
00:24:58,674 --> 00:25:00,408
Consider it a parting gift.
566
00:25:00,476 --> 00:25:02,977
You can't leave now.
We're finally making progress.
567
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:05,246
I never wanted you in my
fucking life in the first place!
568
00:25:05,314 --> 00:25:06,647
I don't need a fucking conscience!
569
00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:07,982
And I never will!
570
00:25:21,196 --> 00:25:24,198
Your sobriety isn't justa commitment to yourself,
571
00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:26,066
it's a commitment to others.
572
00:25:26,134 --> 00:25:29,035
In step 9, we'll learnthe value of making ammends
573
00:25:29,104 --> 00:25:31,137
to those we've harmedwith our disease.
574
00:25:31,205 --> 00:25:34,474
Oh, you are right.
You are so right.
575
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:37,510
Aw, Fitzy, I have to apologize!
576
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,178
I have to make amends!
577
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,447
I never meant to hurt you, buddy.
578
00:25:41,515 --> 00:25:44,117
You did so much for me!
579
00:25:52,091 --> 00:25:55,093
Fitzy!
580
00:25:59,632 --> 00:26:01,833
I'll miss you, buddy.
581
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:05,269
Hey, remember that time
we got drunk together?
582
00:26:05,337 --> 00:26:07,739
Sure you do.
583
00:26:16,481 --> 00:26:19,950
Fitz, I've made up my mind.
584
00:26:20,018 --> 00:26:22,218
I'm going back to work
585
00:26:22,286 --> 00:26:23,654
and it does not make me a bad mother
586
00:26:23,721 --> 00:26:27,157
no matter what anyone says -
including my mother.
587
00:26:27,224 --> 00:26:29,092
Your mother is dead.
588
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,795
Exactly.***
Just hours after declaring a state of emergency,
589
00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:36,032
And being unhappy would make me dead too - inside.****
Mayor Andrews suffered what police have described as
590
00:26:36,099 --> 00:26:37,900
a 'sober Driving accident.'
591
00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:40,502
Hell yeah.
592
00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:42,672
With the mayor's lifehanging by a thread,
593
00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:47,810
governance of Coverton fallsto his Deputy Mayor...
594
00:26:47,878 --> 00:26:50,445
...Richard Fitzpatrick.
595
00:26:50,513 --> 00:26:53,014
God help us all.
Ring a ding ding.
596
00:26:53,082 --> 00:26:55,283
This is Melody Gray reporting live
597
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:58,053
from the scene of the accident.
598
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,520
Pray for Mayor Andrews.
599
00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:01,322
Ring a ding ding.
600
00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:12,860
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