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Hey, pay attention, fuckers.
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I'm riding this honesty bullshit
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all the way to City Hall.
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If you're so honest,
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then where have you been
the last 25 years... dad?
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Dot's on the way to the clinic
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with your toothbrush, and your...
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semen sample.
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You do have one thing in common...
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you both hate your biological fathers.
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So...
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Oh, genetic compatibility testing.
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You've got to give me
something to take the edge off.
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I can't stand the sight of her.
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Can't stand the sight
of who, Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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Who the fuck do youthink I mean, you quack?
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Can't. Sorry.
Alone.
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What do you want from me?
What do you want?
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Destroy that bitch Natalie's research
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and level the playing field.
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Where did the baboon go?
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He's HIV positive!
He's dying!
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It's up to you, Josh.
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Lure that little fucker out here
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with your ape-like ass.
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Go for the fruit!
Please go for the fruit!
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I never want to see you again.
Any of you motherfuckers.
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Great news!
You're not the father.
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Let the press know, will ya?
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I got shit to do.
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You want to get ahead in the world,
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it pays to inspire a little sympathy.
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New girl.
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My lucky day.
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The lost wallet routine?
Really?
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Step one:be pathetic.
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Forgot my wallet one time
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and I'm branded for life.
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I guess it's also
my fault I was mugged.
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If you call getting smashed
in the back of the head
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with a two-by-four a mugging.
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That's terrible.
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Not as terrible as finding out
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my daughter's sleeping with the man
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who put me in the hospital.
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Or having my kidney stolen
while I was unconscious.
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Or learning that my fiancee
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ran off with her ex
on our wedding day.
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You poor, poor man.
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And now I can't work anymore.
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My memory's shot.
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I forget things all the time...
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like my wallet...
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and I've lost the ability to do math
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so I can't even figure out your tip!
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Fuck!
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Step two: reject thefirst offer for help.
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It's on the house.
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No, I don't want your sympathy.
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I... I just want my life back.
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Don't worry.
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She'll step up to the plate.
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Because human nature
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doesn't make you actcompassionate and shit.
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Ego does.
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I know how to cheer you up.
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But if blowing me in the alley
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makes her feel superior,who am I to judge?
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One more thing.
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Can I count on your vote
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in the upcoming municipal election?
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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See this, nut-crunch?
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This is how you wake someone up.
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I can't condone scotch
this early in the day.
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So many empty calories.
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Shut up, Larry.
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We're celebrating.
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We've jumped ahead
26 points in the polls.
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Fucking A!
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Yet still two points behind Chester.
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If you want to develop a real lead,
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we need to get you ready
for today's debate.
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Yeah, public speaking
isn't really my bag.
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You wanna build on this momentum?
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Play the sympathy card.
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Make these hillbilly cousin fuckers
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feel bad for good old Fitzy.
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That'll crush Chester,
not some fucking debate.
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Yeah.
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Some kind of illness.
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Something crippling.
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Yeah.
But not the face.
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We can't manufacture sympathy.
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You're the last honest man!
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Don't you ever get tired
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of being the Homosexual
Jiminy Cricket?
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Iris says insults are
a sign of weakness.
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They make talking
blow-up dolls?
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You're just jealous.
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I can have any man I want.
Anytime I want.
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Not that you understand the complexity
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of female-male relationships...
or anything.
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We are not cancelling this
debate and that's final.
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It would be the death
of this campaign.
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Larry...
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You're absolutely right.
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I am?
He is?
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And I need you to get my
black suit from the cleaners.
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You got it, Councillor.
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You better sober up
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if you're going to
go through with this.
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This is Richard Fitzpatrick.
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I have to cancel that thing today...
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the debate.
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Why?
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Because my sister's dead.
Genius.
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How did she die?
Horribly.
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Thank you. Sir.
Thank you very much.
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We better find that bitch.
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Once again, a politician hidesbehind liberal buzzwords
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like "mental illness"and "family tragedy".
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What the fuck?
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This time, it's freshmancandidate Richard Fitzpatrick
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dropping out of today's debate
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"to mourn" the allegedsuicide of his sister Meghan.
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What the fuck?
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Inevitable? Probably.
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Sad? Not particularly.
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But one thing is certain:
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Richard Fitzpatrick owes the people
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of Coverton one debate.
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Oh.
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And rest in peace, Meghan.
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What the fuck?
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This is Melody Gray, reporting.
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That's terrible.
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I know.
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Fitzpatrick's popularity
is going to skyrocket.
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Okay.
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Thinking caps on.
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What trumps "dead sister?"
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Like deaf sister.
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Or who do we know with AIDS?
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Chester, I can't believe we're
having this conversation.
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I'm not saying anyone has to die.
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How far along are we again?
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Chester!
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But everyone loves premature babies.
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They're little bundles of hope.
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Real little fighters.
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I feel like I can't say
anything to you these days!
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Yeah.
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Black... Red...
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Where is my leaking
haemorrhoid of a brother?
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Haven't seen him.
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He's too busy running around
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being Big Shot Politician
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to hang out with his old buddy Josh.
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Cry me a fucking river.
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Apparently I'm dead.
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It was all over the news.
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Do I look dead to you?
Do I? Do I?
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You kinda smell dead.
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Asshole.
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Tell Dick I'm looking for him.
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No.
Don't tell him.
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I'll find him myself.
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So if you're not dead...
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You must be the...
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...undead.
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Fucking stoner.
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Joint!
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Oh I've missed you so much.
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How many sisters have to die
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before a man can get
a drink around here?
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Richard, I came as soon
as I heard the news.
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I'm so sorry.
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All right, you overgrown abortion.
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What the fuck did you do?
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Your daughter is dead,
and that's your response?
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She's not dead, you little shit.
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Elaine?
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Look who decided to drop in.
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If there was ever a time
to set your anger aside,
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that time is now.
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Go stick your dick in a toaster.
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I can smell a con a mile off...
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and I want my cut.
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Of course you do.
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Because that's all you care about.
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Are you still harping on
that abandoned child shtick?
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You've had - what?
Twenty years to get over it.
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More like twenty-nine
years, mom.
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See? Plenty of time!
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You always were lazy.
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So, how did she die?
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You do it yourself?
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Uh... well.
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I knew it was a con.
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Lazy and a bad liar.
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And you wonder why I left.
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How dare you?
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Your son is clearly shaken.
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The medical examiner is calling it
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an... overdose.
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Downed a bottle of tranquilizers
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like it was candy.
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Meghan can't swallow pills.
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She chokes like a cat on a hairball.
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I always told her:
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"you'll never keep a husband
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with that gag reflex."
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I don't know which is worse,
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the fact that you think I'm lying,
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or that you don't care that
your own daughter is dead.
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Well, someone in this family
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has to give a shit about Meghan.
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I guess it's up to me
to give that shit.
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I give a shit.
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The funeral is Tuesday.
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You can see for yourselves.
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You buying that bullshit?
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All you have to do is go away
and pretend to be dead.
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For how long?
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A couple of days.
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Is that too much to fucking ask?
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My family is so fucking selfish.
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Saul disappears with
my son because I'm-
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"An incompetent caregiver".
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Dad only wants me to be his front
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for his new dealership.
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You tell people I'm dead
for your stupid campaign
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and the only thing
mom ever cared about
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was stupid cigarettes.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Throwing a funeral
would be a bad idea.
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All those people missing you.
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Talking about how great you are.
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Were.
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You'd never do that.
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Yeah...
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It was going to be a great funeral.
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With...
like flowers?
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Lots of flowers.
A few flowers.
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And a new dress?
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Fuck.
Fine.
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Yes, a new dress.
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It would teach everyone a lesson
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about taking me for granted.
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And think of all that
sympathy for you...
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and a certain freshman candidate
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who wants to shake up the status quo.
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And everyone will be
emotionally vulnerable.
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Who needs internet dating
when you have funerals.
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Yeah -
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it would be great.
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But what happens when everyone
finds out I'm still alive?
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By then I'll be in office
and it's too late.
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Besides, Politicians go back
on their word all the time.
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"I am not a crook";
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"I didn't have sexual
relations with that woman"
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It's no different from "I didn't know
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my sister wasn't really dead."
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I want it to be open casket.
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I want to be able to
hear everyone crying
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and talking about how they miss me.
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I want the coffin to be oak.
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And it has to be lined with silk...
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It would be easier to just kill her.
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Don't fucking tempt me.
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And you can't hold it at the DUI.
273
00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,978
God, you are so fucking cheap.
274
00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:32,446
The dealership?
Really?
275
00:11:32,514 --> 00:11:34,214
You couldn't at least
rent a community center?
276
00:11:34,282 --> 00:11:35,748
Nobody would believe
277
00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:37,149
that I'd waste any more money
on you than I'd have to.
278
00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:39,185
I suppose...
but still...
279
00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:40,620
I had to have my wedding here.
280
00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:42,689
So many memories.
281
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:43,890
Will you get in the fucking box
282
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,257
before Larry or somebody important
283
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:46,559
sees that you're not dead?
284
00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:47,861
Here.
285
00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:49,362
I wrote a poem for the eulogy.
286
00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:51,464
It's going to make everyone
so sad they'll puke.
287
00:11:51,531 --> 00:11:54,165
I think the guest of honour
deserves a glass of champagne.
288
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:55,300
Champagne.
289
00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:57,268
Now I really am a princess.
290
00:11:57,336 --> 00:11:58,971
A dead one.
291
00:11:59,038 --> 00:12:00,305
But still a princess.
292
00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:03,308
To me.
293
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,546
The bubbles tickle my nose.
294
00:12:08,614 --> 00:12:10,014
Hey, why aren't you drinking...
295
00:12:10,081 --> 00:12:11,415
Son of a bitch.
What's in this?
296
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:12,550
Just a little something
to ensure you stay still
297
00:12:12,618 --> 00:12:13,751
during the funeral.
298
00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,319
Not again.
299
00:12:15,387 --> 00:12:16,754
Mother...
300
00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,656
fuckers.
301
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,424
Get her feet.
302
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,206
I did not approve this funeral.
303
00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:39,442
He still owns 30 percent
of the dealership.
304
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,709
At least we can take advantage
305
00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:44,479
of the heathen grief
to sell the Mazda.
306
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:47,082
You are exceedingly insensitive.
307
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,355
I guess that pile of
shit with a pompadour
308
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,057
was telling the truth.
309
00:12:56,124 --> 00:12:58,259
Hard to believe she's dead.
310
00:12:58,326 --> 00:13:00,194
Hard to believe she's quiet.
311
00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:02,030
Show some fucking respect.
312
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:03,631
A little late to
give a shit, isn't it?
313
00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:07,435
Thank you for being here.
314
00:13:07,502 --> 00:13:08,803
Vote for Fitz.
315
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,971
I appreciate the support.
316
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,172
Show your support.
317
00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:12,539
It means so much.
318
00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:14,474
He needs you now more than ever.
319
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,609
Very appreciated.
320
00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:17,077
Don't forget to vote.
321
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,112
Look at them all feeling sorry for me.
322
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:24,084
Black suits you.
323
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:28,054
Could we have one conversation
where you don't hit on me?
324
00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:30,690
Nope.
325
00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:34,159
Look, I'm really sorry
about your sister.
326
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:38,965
She was...
she was so...
327
00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:41,166
Yeah.
328
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:46,638
Anyway, when you get a minute,
we need to talk.
329
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,307
Richard...
330
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,243
Yeah.
331
00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:53,845
It's good to see you, I guess.
332
00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:55,780
How are you holding up?
333
00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:57,983
I'm gettin' through it...
334
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,985
...guy.
335
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:02,886
And you are...
336
00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:05,123
Still trying to process the news.
337
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,425
I think I'm in denial.
338
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:08,959
I never thought this day would come.
339
00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:10,761
Yeah.
340
00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,333
Mmm.
341
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,602
Well built. No Ring.
Hair. Dibs.
342
00:14:18,669 --> 00:14:20,337
Keep it in your pants, Red.
343
00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:21,838
This is supposed to be a funeral.
344
00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,106
Look who's talking.
345
00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:24,207
Would it hurt you to shed a few tears?
346
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,676
Fitzpatricks don't have tear ducts.
347
00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:28,945
Ask my doctor.
348
00:14:29,013 --> 00:14:30,580
Richard...
349
00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:31,914
I'm here for you.
350
00:14:31,982 --> 00:14:33,516
If you need anything.
351
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,751
I could use a hug.
352
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,052
You could?
You could?
353
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,387
Yeah...
354
00:14:41,024 --> 00:14:42,358
Get the photographer.
355
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,925
It's tragedies like
the loss of a loved one,
356
00:14:43,993 --> 00:14:45,427
even Meghan,
357
00:14:45,495 --> 00:14:48,163
that lead to
self-reflection,
358
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,064
and personal growth.
359
00:14:50,132 --> 00:14:51,799
Richard Fitzpatrick, get ready...
360
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,134
it's coming for you.
361
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,437
Got it, thanks.
362
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,845
Ha! Ya!
363
00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:08,382
Josh...
364
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:10,984
Whoa, man!
365
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:15,088
I am wondering if you can assist
366
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:18,792
an emotional but not
biological brother.
367
00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:20,359
Little busy here, Buddy.
368
00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:25,498
But do you have any more
of that intoxicating herb?
369
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:28,234
Meghan's death is affecting
me more than I thought -
370
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,968
because it is affecting me -
371
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:32,705
and I need something
to take the edge off.
372
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:37,942
You silly, naive little brown man.
373
00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:42,814
This...
this is all you're gonna need.
374
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,482
Take it!
375
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:47,151
You kill the brain and
you kill the ghoul.
376
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,621
You got it?
It's go time buddy.
377
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,356
Operation Blackout.
378
00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:53,257
It must have been a top
secret government experiment.
379
00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:55,259
The resurrection of the dead.
380
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,461
It's the only explanation.
381
00:15:57,529 --> 00:15:58,729
Zombies.
382
00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:01,532
Zombies.
383
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,401
Please, I don't have time for
your immature foolishness.
384
00:16:04,469 --> 00:16:07,137
I need to get high.
385
00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:12,208
Save the last bullet for yourself.
386
00:16:13,777 --> 00:16:14,910
For yourself.
387
00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:22,352
Here you go.
Almost fresh.
388
00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:25,019
I'm looking for my smokes, dipshit.
389
00:16:36,232 --> 00:16:38,700
Champagne?
390
00:16:38,768 --> 00:16:41,168
Thanks, no.
I don't drink.
391
00:16:41,236 --> 00:16:42,936
Not anymore.
392
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:46,641
So what do you do?
393
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,677
I just want to be up front with you.
394
00:16:49,745 --> 00:16:51,479
I haven't dated since my divorce.
395
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:55,149
Oh...
I'll be gentle.
396
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,496
Oh, my little girl.
397
00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:12,564
My poor little princess.
398
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,941
It is so odd to see her
without her mouth moving.
399
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,077
She looks like a ventriloquist doll.
400
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,814
I have decided I will miss her.
401
00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:32,483
She was a tigress in bed.
402
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,419
Yes, a gentle tigress.
403
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,487
With an insatiable appetite.
404
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:41,425
An insatiable appetite for cuddling...
405
00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:44,528
I will give you a moment.
406
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,568
Allahu akbar!
407
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,537
Zombie!
408
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:07,383
So, you enjoying the funeral?
409
00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:09,017
Cut the small talk, toots.
410
00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:10,485
We both know why you're here.
411
00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:12,454
I seriously doubt you have any clue.
412
00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:13,956
You signed my nomination form.
413
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,325
Been following me around
like a lost puppy.
414
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,127
Admit it, you want me to win.
415
00:18:19,195 --> 00:18:23,198
Fitz, I am here to pay my respects.
416
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:27,468
To something that's been on my mind
417
00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:30,637
for the last...
30 weeks now.
418
00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:32,940
Do you get me?
419
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:35,943
Okay, Fitz...
420
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,079
you're the...
421
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:40,680
you are the...
422
00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:42,115
I'm the what?
423
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,684
You're the bravest
man I know to push on
424
00:18:44,752 --> 00:18:48,288
with the election campaign
despite this tragedy.
425
00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:50,790
Chester?
What the hell?
426
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:54,194
Although, none of us
are strangers to tragedy.
427
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:56,595
This is low.
Even for you.
428
00:18:56,662 --> 00:18:58,163
How dare you mock my acute case
429
00:18:58,231 --> 00:19:00,399
of Guillain-Barr? Syndrome?
430
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:01,833
A disease I probably picked up
431
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,769
volunteering at the soup kitchen.
432
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:09,674
Rosanne Barr syndrome my ass.
433
00:19:09,742 --> 00:19:11,176
It's a good thing
he brought that wheelchair.
434
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:12,377
He's going to need it.
435
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,611
Richard, no.
436
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:15,280
You need to grieve.
437
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:16,814
I'll handle this.
438
00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:19,250
Trying to exploit our sympathy
439
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:22,420
for his own petty political gain.
440
00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:23,687
The nerve...
441
00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,790
Couldn't agree more.
442
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:34,031
Where did those goddamn cigarettes go?
443
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:35,765
Cut the act.
444
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,401
This is my last one.
445
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,036
Sure it is.
446
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:41,371
One thing the little retard
was always good for.
447
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:43,273
Going to the store for smokes.
448
00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,807
That's because she stole the change.
449
00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:46,208
That crafty little bitch.
450
00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:48,311
She must have got it from her mother.
451
00:19:48,378 --> 00:19:50,046
All right, one-nut.
452
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:51,713
What's your angle?
453
00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,450
I've seen the way you've been
eyeball fucking me all day.
454
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:55,684
No angle.
455
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:56,852
A proposal.
456
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,220
Forget it.
457
00:19:58,288 --> 00:20:00,322
I don't want to park
my shoes under your bed.
458
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,722
We both know we're like oil
459
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:03,959
and whatever that shit is
that oil won't mix with.
460
00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:05,860
Then what?
461
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:10,265
What's the one thing we were
always good at together?
462
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,666
Rape fantasies.
463
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,668
And slinging tin.
464
00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,372
A new dealership?
You and me?
465
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,806
Just like the old days.
466
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,278
Well, I'd consider it.
467
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,981
As soon as you apologize.
468
00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:28,382
For what?
469
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,517
Let's start with our
whole fucking marriage
470
00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:31,985
and take it from there.
471
00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:34,520
I knew you'd be a cock
crunching shrew about this.
472
00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:35,855
Fuck that.
473
00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:38,057
A Fitzpatrick never apologizes.
474
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,993
I'm sorry, but that's
just the way it is.
475
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:43,529
Then we've got nothing
left to talk about.
476
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:50,502
Fuck.
477
00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:55,773
The mental health apple
never falls far from the tree.
478
00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:57,709
So, if his sister killed herself,
479
00:20:57,776 --> 00:21:01,880
who's to say Fitzpatrick
isn't just as unstable.
480
00:21:01,947 --> 00:21:03,548
Okay...
481
00:21:03,616 --> 00:21:07,784
So you're saying we can't risk
a madman on city council.
482
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,253
Exactly.
483
00:21:09,321 --> 00:21:11,889
Then just say it.
484
00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:15,226
We... can't risk a madman
on city council.
485
00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:16,460
Beautiful.
486
00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:20,063
Fascinating.
487
00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:22,098
Would you excuse us for a moment?
488
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,266
This is off the record.
489
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:24,534
Of course.
490
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,605
I think I have proven
491
00:21:29,673 --> 00:21:32,442
I will tolerate many
things, Chester Vince.
492
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,277
Many, many things.
493
00:21:34,345 --> 00:21:36,245
But co-opting this
family's funeral
494
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:38,947
to further your political aspirations?
495
00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:40,315
Not one of them.
496
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,483
Oh really?
497
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,684
I asked around the police station,
498
00:21:42,752 --> 00:21:46,055
and no one remembers a
911 call for a suicide.
499
00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:50,092
How dare you defile the memory
of Richard's dear sister.
500
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,326
Okay!
It's time to go.
501
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,028
Oh, no, no!
502
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,097
You're not going anywhere.
503
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:58,132
Not until that casket is in the ground
504
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,734
and you apologize for doubting
the deep feelings of sadness
505
00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:03,438
this family is experiencing right now.
506
00:22:03,505 --> 00:22:05,339
It's a free country, Larry.
Let them go.
507
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,874
No, Richard.
508
00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:09,342
Chester Vince accused you of
staging this whole funeral
509
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,078
to elicit voter sympathy.
510
00:22:11,145 --> 00:22:13,781
We're going to make
him eat those words.
511
00:22:13,848 --> 00:22:17,751
At the graveyard when
we bury Meghan Fitzpatrick.
512
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:19,486
I can't wait.
513
00:22:21,155 --> 00:22:22,289
All right, let's go.
514
00:22:22,356 --> 00:22:23,557
Nice work, Larry.
515
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:24,958
I've always got your back, buddy.
516
00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:26,025
Oh, you've got a -
517
00:22:26,093 --> 00:22:27,594
Get your fuckin' hands off me.
518
00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,964
Trouble?
Depends.
519
00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:32,932
How much air do you
think this coffin holds?
520
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,366
Don't worry.
521
00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:37,403
She'll wake up long
before the air runs out.
522
00:22:37,471 --> 00:22:39,105
Fuck!
523
00:22:40,074 --> 00:22:43,541
Hey everyone, could we hurry
the fuck up to the graveyard?
524
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:46,011
This corpse isn't gonna bury itself.
525
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:48,981
Ha! Okay,
here we go, let's go.
526
00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:50,115
Let's go, guys...
527
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:55,887
And it sure as shit ain't gonna rise.
528
00:23:13,438 --> 00:23:15,672
Meghan wrote this before she died.
529
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,109
Fuck.
530
00:23:19,177 --> 00:23:21,978
Dear Richard, I'll make this brief.
531
00:23:22,046 --> 00:23:25,849
I just want to take a second
to say how wonderful it is
532
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:28,852
that you all turned out
to support my brother.
533
00:23:28,919 --> 00:23:31,854
It's a touching gesture
in a time of need,
534
00:23:31,921 --> 00:23:33,222
and when he is elected-
535
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:34,490
I've got something to say.
536
00:23:34,558 --> 00:23:35,858
Son of a bitch, can't it wait?
537
00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:38,161
Fuck off.
538
00:23:38,228 --> 00:23:39,362
Elaine.
539
00:23:39,429 --> 00:23:41,364
We've had our ups and downs.
540
00:23:41,431 --> 00:23:45,167
But if there's one person
I want in my corner, it's you.
541
00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,401
Oh, for fuck's sake.
542
00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:47,935
So if it takes an apology
543
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:49,638
to get you back in business with me,
544
00:23:49,705 --> 00:23:51,005
then Elaine-
545
00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:53,341
Richard, here it comes...
546
00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:55,009
emotional growth...
547
00:23:55,077 --> 00:23:56,878
I am sorry.
548
00:23:56,945 --> 00:24:00,148
Yeah, I'm not feeling it.
549
00:24:00,216 --> 00:24:02,216
I'm sorry you're a filthy lying whore!
550
00:24:02,284 --> 00:24:03,450
And there it goes.
551
00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:04,751
You know what I've been through?
552
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,655
I can't believe you'd stoop so low.
553
00:24:07,722 --> 00:24:09,690
I have an election to win.
554
00:24:09,757 --> 00:24:11,258
And I need your help.
555
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,027
Try thinking about someone
besides yourself for a change.
556
00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:16,997
That's all I've been doing
for the last 30 weeks.
557
00:24:18,632 --> 00:24:19,666
You could have fooled me.
558
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:22,068
Oh, really?
Watch me.
559
00:24:22,135 --> 00:24:23,869
Now, if I may continue...
Fitz!
560
00:24:26,873 --> 00:24:29,709
Chester, I'm leaving you!
561
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,213
And I'm sorry for your loss.
562
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,482
Ali-bear?
563
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:39,084
Wait!
564
00:24:41,254 --> 00:24:44,690
You faked an illness to get sympathy?
565
00:24:44,757 --> 00:24:48,260
What kind of monster would do that?
566
00:24:51,363 --> 00:24:52,996
Why is it so dark in here?
567
00:24:53,064 --> 00:24:56,066
Fitz! Hurry up!
568
00:24:57,402 --> 00:24:59,303
So, in conclusion,
569
00:24:59,371 --> 00:25:01,905
and in light of Chester
Vince being retarded
570
00:25:01,973 --> 00:25:05,042
and not handicapped, Vote Fitz!
571
00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:07,310
Now let's get to the wake.
First round's on Larry.
572
00:25:08,812 --> 00:25:11,981
You motherfucker!
You never read my poem!
573
00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:13,416
You're alive?
574
00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:14,817
Fucking right I am.
575
00:25:14,885 --> 00:25:16,419
Get mommy some smokes.
576
00:25:16,487 --> 00:25:18,121
Fuck you!
577
00:25:20,157 --> 00:25:21,957
Motherfucking assholes.
578
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,628
Saul?
579
00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:29,732
You brought a date to your
ex-wife's fucking funeral?
580
00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:31,767
You ruined my life.
581
00:25:33,069 --> 00:25:34,270
You slept with her?
582
00:25:34,337 --> 00:25:35,671
Hey...
583
00:25:35,739 --> 00:25:37,772
I drank a 3 into a 7 and
woke up married, okay?
584
00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:41,309
You, get away from him!
585
00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:43,344
Die, zombie fiend.
586
00:25:43,412 --> 00:25:45,580
Zombie! She must die!
587
00:25:45,648 --> 00:25:47,047
Again.
588
00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:51,118
You shot me!
589
00:25:51,186 --> 00:25:52,587
Oh my God!
590
00:25:52,655 --> 00:25:53,854
Try again!
Try again!
591
00:25:53,922 --> 00:25:55,189
What does a woman
have to do around here
592
00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:56,657
to get a cigarette?
593
00:25:58,894 --> 00:26:00,060
Are you in?
594
00:26:00,128 --> 00:26:01,461
Fine.
595
00:26:03,498 --> 00:26:04,665
Fuck it!
596
00:26:09,337 --> 00:26:13,807
You faked your sister's death
to get votes?
597
00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:15,275
Oh, Richard.
598
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,879
What do you have to say for
yourself, Mr. Fitzpatrick?
599
00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:21,414
My sister's alive.
600
00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:23,382
It's... a miracle!
601
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:36,675
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