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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,827 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:19,164 --> 00:00:22,899 FITZ: The difference between dreams and nightmares... 3 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,567 Dreams involve my dick. 4 00:00:24,568 --> 00:00:27,537 All seven-- eight-- 5 00:00:27,538 --> 00:00:31,308 No... nine inches of it. 6 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:35,378 Nightmares also involve my dick... 7 00:00:35,379 --> 00:00:36,713 and a knife. 8 00:00:36,714 --> 00:00:38,847 No. No... 9 00:00:38,848 --> 00:00:42,284 The nightmares aren't real. 10 00:00:42,285 --> 00:00:46,087 It's just some weird shit, floating around in your head, 11 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,591 because you had too many peppers on your meatball sub. 12 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,593 Or too much tequila. 13 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,695 Or not enough tequila. 14 00:00:53,696 --> 00:00:55,463 Or too much Larry. 15 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:58,999 Wake up, and everything's fine. 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,601 Everything's coming up, Fitz. 17 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,804 (Vomiting) 18 00:01:02,805 --> 00:01:05,773 Fuck sleep is what I say. 19 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,709 Heroes never rest. 20 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,243 Why waste time on my back 21 00:01:09,244 --> 00:01:13,146 when I can waste time on yours, baby? 22 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:14,614 Nah. 23 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:17,050 I'm not gonna let some fairy subconscious shit 24 00:01:17,051 --> 00:01:19,519 get in my way. 25 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,522 Fitzy weaves his own dreams. 26 00:01:22,523 --> 00:01:24,758 I just gotta stay focused. 27 00:01:24,759 --> 00:01:26,826 Alert. 28 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:28,761 Eye on the prize. 29 00:01:28,762 --> 00:01:30,396 I'm gonna be immortal. 30 00:01:39,072 --> 00:01:40,706 (Glass shattering) 31 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,582 Uh. 32 00:01:52,117 --> 00:01:53,718 Shut the fuck up, Larry. 33 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:55,854 (Car lock beeping) 34 00:01:55,855 --> 00:01:57,855 Hey. 35 00:02:01,726 --> 00:02:03,727 I'll get the broom. 36 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:11,602 37 00:02:11,603 --> 00:02:13,504 Without you 38 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:17,774 I'd find my smile 39 00:02:17,775 --> 00:02:20,410 Without you 40 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:23,013 I'd have won by a mile 41 00:02:23,014 --> 00:02:25,382 Without you 42 00:02:31,054 --> 00:02:33,222 I'm half a man 43 00:02:33,223 --> 00:02:36,892 Without you 44 00:02:39,963 --> 00:02:43,933 Without you... 45 00:02:45,601 --> 00:02:48,636 Without you 46 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:55,410 I have to be honest. The brakes may need replacing. 47 00:02:55,411 --> 00:02:58,112 I know what you're trying to do. 48 00:02:58,113 --> 00:02:59,580 Tell you about the brakes? 49 00:02:59,581 --> 00:03:02,582 Sell me with your reverse psychology honesty crap. 50 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:06,153 Tell me: what else is broken, Mr. Fucking Honest? 51 00:03:06,154 --> 00:03:08,922 Actually, the name's Larry. 52 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,557 Hold that thought. 53 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,560 Richard, I could really use your help over here. 54 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:14,727 I'm not allowed to sell cars, shit whistle. 55 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,196 No dealer's licence. Or did you forget? 56 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,530 No! You reel in the customer, 57 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,932 and then I do the paperwork, like we discussed. 58 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,334 Hello? Concussion. 59 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,268 You know they revoked your insurance? 60 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,670 And it's probably a good thing 61 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:25,938 because you didn't have the money to pay the bill. 62 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,340 And you know why? 63 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,341 Because you haven't helped me close a deal in weeks. 64 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,209 That reminds me: you got any scratch? 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,277 Richard, I am your conscience, 66 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,212 not your automated teller machine. 67 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,681 I got a tip on a rigged horse. 68 00:03:36,682 --> 00:03:39,684 Okay, you wanna know what's really going on here? 69 00:03:39,685 --> 00:03:42,720 The insomnia, the anxiety, lack of focus and dry mouth? 70 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:44,389 It's because you're not doing the thing you love most. 71 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,091 I'm not gonna let you blow me, Larry. 72 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,260 No! No! Selling cars to fellow citizens 73 00:03:49,261 --> 00:03:51,561 who just need a little pre-owned hope! 74 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,930 Hope has left the building, jerk-off. 75 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:57,301 Even you can't sell a car with your honesty shtick. 76 00:03:57,302 --> 00:03:59,403 MAN: Welcome to our carnival... 77 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:02,406 This place is running bad, man. 78 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:05,709 LARRY: Richard? 79 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,111 Richard... 80 00:04:08,112 --> 00:04:09,812 Richard, you're not even listening. 81 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:10,946 Nope. 82 00:04:10,947 --> 00:04:13,749 LARRY: Oh, Richard... Really? 83 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,119 What about the crash? 84 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,287 What am I supposed to say to your father when he gets here? 85 00:04:18,288 --> 00:04:20,656 Richard! This is textbook regression! 86 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:24,359 Anxiety is the silent killer, mister! 87 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:33,135 I usually get moo shu pork and a skin flick 88 00:04:33,136 --> 00:04:34,803 before I drop my pants. 89 00:04:34,804 --> 00:04:36,505 Well, you're long overdue 90 00:04:36,506 --> 00:04:39,073 for your annual colonoscopy, Mr. Fitzpatrick. 91 00:04:39,074 --> 00:04:41,709 And I make it a policy not to date my patients. 92 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:43,477 ...Anymore. 93 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:45,847 Oh, your testicles are huge. 94 00:04:45,848 --> 00:04:47,448 Thanks. 95 00:04:47,449 --> 00:04:49,851 No, no, no. Not in a good way. 96 00:04:49,852 --> 00:04:54,288 Okay, I'm going in. 97 00:04:54,289 --> 00:04:56,289 I'd better get a reach-around is all I'm saying. 98 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,561 This reminds me of the time 99 00:05:00,562 --> 00:05:02,529 when my sister showed her ankles in public. 100 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,530 Cousin. 101 00:05:03,531 --> 00:05:05,632 Yeah? 102 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:08,268 Modern females are to be serviced, not sentenced. 103 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:10,403 You know that Fitzpatrick She-devil? 104 00:05:10,404 --> 00:05:11,837 She's brainwashing you. 105 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:14,006 We're not living in the old country anymore. 106 00:05:14,007 --> 00:05:17,643 But the old country is living within us, cousin. 107 00:05:17,644 --> 00:05:22,514 We do what we must to fit in. That is all. 108 00:05:22,515 --> 00:05:25,451 This car salesman haircut. This off-the-rack suit. 109 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:26,818 It sickens me. 110 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:28,954 Bring me my goats. 111 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,021 Bring me my mountain bike. 112 00:05:30,022 --> 00:05:31,690 Again with the mountain bike. 113 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:33,024 And don't forget, 114 00:05:33,025 --> 00:05:37,829 you are betrothed to a second cousin twice removed. 115 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,664 You don't understand my Meghan. 116 00:05:39,665 --> 00:05:42,666 This is a relationship built on love, 117 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,602 frequent sexual relations 118 00:05:44,603 --> 00:05:48,338 and trust, cousin. Trust. 119 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:51,174 Betrothed? What the fuck does that mean? 120 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:57,615 How much? 121 00:05:57,616 --> 00:05:59,749 Well, it's a sliding scale. 122 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,051 Hmm... 123 00:06:02,052 --> 00:06:03,820 I'm a little low on scratch. 124 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:07,023 Maybe we could work something out in trade. 125 00:06:10,594 --> 00:06:14,597 (Sexual moaning) 126 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:27,142 Oh! Oh! 127 00:06:27,143 --> 00:06:28,143 What's wrong? 128 00:06:28,144 --> 00:06:30,345 Oh... 129 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:33,080 Signs... Signs... 130 00:06:33,081 --> 00:06:36,884 Train tracks... broken glass... fire... 131 00:06:36,885 --> 00:06:39,887 I understand the business, baby. 132 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:42,823 The leading questions, the vague responses. 133 00:06:42,824 --> 00:06:45,092 I'm thinking of a long lost loved one. 134 00:06:45,093 --> 00:06:47,627 No, no, no, no. You're thinking of a shadowy figure, 135 00:06:47,628 --> 00:06:50,429 with a dagger, pointed... 136 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:53,700 at your dick. 137 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:54,801 That's just a dream. 138 00:06:54,802 --> 00:06:56,803 The rubes get the act, honey. 139 00:06:56,804 --> 00:06:58,905 The tarot cards... the crystal ball... 140 00:06:58,906 --> 00:07:01,808 But there's no magic more powerful than an orgasm. 141 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:06,478 That is when I truly see the future, and... 142 00:07:06,479 --> 00:07:07,813 You don't want to know what the rest is. 143 00:07:07,814 --> 00:07:11,283 The fuck I don't! 144 00:07:11,284 --> 00:07:13,385 You're a dead man. 145 00:07:13,386 --> 00:07:16,922 Someone's gonna kill you. 146 00:07:16,923 --> 00:07:20,091 My sister Meghan. That little bitch was always jealous of me. 147 00:07:20,092 --> 00:07:22,760 I couldn't see a face. 148 00:07:22,761 --> 00:07:24,395 Then I guess we're gonna go again. 149 00:07:24,396 --> 00:07:26,397 Baby, get back here. 150 00:07:26,398 --> 00:07:29,233 No way, I got enough problems. 151 00:07:29,234 --> 00:07:30,568 You're serious? 152 00:07:30,569 --> 00:07:32,636 Only way to break the curse 153 00:07:32,637 --> 00:07:34,572 is by making amends to the person you've wronged. 154 00:07:34,573 --> 00:07:36,773 I haven't wronged anyone. 155 00:07:36,774 --> 00:07:38,641 Well, whoever you didn't wrong 156 00:07:38,642 --> 00:07:40,210 is gonna kill you on the beaver moon. 157 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,978 The beaver what? 158 00:07:41,979 --> 00:07:44,547 I'll be back in town in six months. 159 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,549 If you're still alive, look me up. 160 00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:51,954 Curse... 161 00:07:51,955 --> 00:07:52,955 Fuck. 162 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,126 It's crazy, right? 163 00:07:57,127 --> 00:08:00,495 Psychic fucking bullshit. Nightmares coming true. 164 00:08:00,496 --> 00:08:02,431 Some crazy chick telling me I'm gonna die. 165 00:08:02,432 --> 00:08:04,900 It's all in your head, bro. 166 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,135 Here have some of that. That'll get rid of the paranoia. 167 00:08:07,136 --> 00:08:10,238 Yeah. 'Cause this shit isn't real. 168 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,774 Nothing gets to Fitzy. All I gotta do it win some scratch, 169 00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:14,342 get the plan back on track, right? 170 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:15,944 Easy as that, man. 171 00:08:15,945 --> 00:08:18,646 Though, I knew this guy... 172 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:21,216 We were installing a puppet regime in Haiti, 173 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:22,984 and we fucked with the wrong witch doctor, man. 174 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:26,220 I was making cookie with his daughter. 175 00:08:26,221 --> 00:08:29,523 Before you could say, "Cut up a chicken a read its entrails." 176 00:08:29,524 --> 00:08:31,726 Boom! 177 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:33,694 I've seen a lot of dead guys. 178 00:08:33,695 --> 00:08:36,096 Like, heads blowed off. 179 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:38,766 Arms in those heads. 180 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:40,867 Feet. 181 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,702 I don't know whose feet they were, 182 00:08:42,703 --> 00:08:45,705 but man, that guy was... dead! 183 00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:48,441 Who's marked for death again? 184 00:08:48,442 --> 00:08:49,876 Me, John. 185 00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:54,947 Gotta go. 186 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:56,883 Thanks for the pep talk, asshole. 187 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,717 Anytime, bro. 188 00:09:01,054 --> 00:09:04,290 Ball cancer. Great. 189 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:09,195 To your health. 190 00:09:09,196 --> 00:09:11,197 My health can suck my dick. 191 00:09:17,336 --> 00:09:20,038 Some mood on a nice day like this. 192 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:21,639 What's so nice about it? 193 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,877 The sun's shining, margin's up. I don't know. 194 00:09:25,878 --> 00:09:30,480 Makes me want to fill my rifle with potential and shoot a duck. 195 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:32,482 I'm Dot Foxley. 196 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:36,752 Vodka soda. Martini for Mr. Grumpy. 197 00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,054 Ken Fitzpatrick. 198 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,957 Of Fitzpatrick Motors? 199 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,525 Well, what's a big successful boy like you 200 00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:46,329 doing in a dive like this? Thanks. 201 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,832 You know, I have had my eye on your fine establishment 202 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:50,633 for a while now. 203 00:09:50,634 --> 00:09:51,734 You with the feds? 204 00:09:51,735 --> 00:09:53,802 No, business school. 205 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:56,138 Our assignment was to start a mock company 206 00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:57,505 and hide all our profits. 207 00:09:57,506 --> 00:10:00,008 Nothing beats used car dealership to conceal revenue. 208 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:01,844 That place is my fucking albatross. 209 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:03,445 I can't find a decent salesman to save my life. 210 00:10:03,446 --> 00:10:05,747 You don't need another salesman. 211 00:10:05,748 --> 00:10:08,549 You need someone who knows the car racket inside and out. 212 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,718 Let me guess... a broad. 213 00:10:10,719 --> 00:10:15,289 You're big picture. Upper management. 214 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:19,793 You should have someone working under you. 215 00:10:19,794 --> 00:10:22,163 Another round. 216 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:25,765 I haven't met a woman who cared about cars since my ex-wife. 217 00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:28,068 I do not believe you're single. 218 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:30,337 That cooze ruined my life. 219 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,106 Her and the demon spawn she left behind. 220 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,246 Did you know they're using maggots in hospitals again 221 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,946 to clean wounds? 222 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:42,848 What the fuck are you talking about? 223 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:47,152 They only eat the dead flesh, but they take a long time. 224 00:10:47,153 --> 00:10:50,522 Amputation is much more efficient, don't you think? 225 00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:53,926 Cut that useless limb right off. 226 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:07,671 Amputation. 227 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:13,043 Dreams are bullshit, right? 228 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:17,447 Dreams are wishes your heart makes when you're sleeping. 229 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,682 That never come true, right? 230 00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:22,852 Well, any dream can come true, 231 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,521 if you work hard enough. 232 00:11:24,522 --> 00:11:26,290 What if you don't want the fucking dream 233 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,690 to come true, turd pickler? 234 00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:31,127 Richard, what did that carnie psychic say to you? 235 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:33,462 She told me my life was going to shit. 236 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,564 Sounds like you got your money's worth. 237 00:11:35,565 --> 00:11:37,066 Hold my calls. 238 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,134 She'll hold shit. 239 00:11:38,135 --> 00:11:39,835 Why not? 240 00:11:39,836 --> 00:11:40,836 You're fired. 241 00:11:40,837 --> 00:11:42,638 Fuck you. You can't fire me. 242 00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:44,172 I can do any fucking thing I want. 243 00:11:44,173 --> 00:11:47,342 I am a shareholder, and I object. 244 00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:49,177 Object to this! 245 00:11:49,178 --> 00:11:52,480 You're fired too! 246 00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:55,783 I figured out what's wrong with this place: you. 247 00:11:57,519 --> 00:12:00,154 Everything you touch turns to shit. 248 00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:03,257 You're like a cooler, a diseased limb... 249 00:12:03,258 --> 00:12:05,259 and I'm amputating. 250 00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:16,135 Mr. Fitzpatrick? Mr. Fitzpatrick, quick word. 251 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,404 The fuck are you still doing here? I fired you. 252 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,806 Sir, I know this is a very stressful time for you, 253 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,809 but please don't fire Richard... or me. 254 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:27,013 This is a very trying time for him... and me. 255 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,748 And I'm worried that the stress is too much for his psyche, 256 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,184 especially considering everything 257 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,651 that's happened to him, and... me. 258 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,988 Welcome "Planet Who Gives A Fuck?" 259 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,757 Population: me. You think I don't have any problems? 260 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,560 Problems? Sir, is there anything I can do? 261 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,163 What, are you gonna get me a new pair of-- 262 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,734 Dice? 263 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,403 Dice? 264 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,006 No, I didn't think so, asshole. 265 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,575 Useless sacks of skin. 266 00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:07,150 LARRY: Just tell him that you're sorry. 267 00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,720 FITZ: That fucking curse. That's why Ken fired me. 268 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,154 And who said you can stay? 269 00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:13,757 Richard, I am not leaving until we solve this, okay? 270 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,358 Because you and I both know 271 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,093 there's no such thing as a curse. 272 00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:19,129 Says the shmuck who claims to be my conscience. 273 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,163 Richard, people use superstition 274 00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:23,232 as an excuse for poor life choices. 275 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,967 They believe bad things will happen, 276 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,536 and as a result, bad things happen. 277 00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:29,104 Look, it's like losing your job is all in your head. 278 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:33,208 Blah! 279 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:38,613 And apparently that's how you sleep: pink PJs. Nice. 280 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:39,614 What? 281 00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,516 Right there. Backdoor. Backdoor. 282 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:42,951 What? What? What? What the fuck is it? 283 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,419 Stop! Stop! What? What? 284 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,054 It's-- It's like scarring. 285 00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:50,291 It's a-- an odd... train-track-like configuration. 286 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:54,628 Train tracks? That psychic said I was marked for death. 287 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:57,098 Death? Richard, what are you talking about? 288 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:59,800 Oh, come on, Larry. Get with the program. 289 00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:02,103 My nightmares, the prophecy, the shadowy figure... 290 00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,737 How fucking dense are you, man? 291 00:14:03,738 --> 00:14:04,972 (Doorbell ringing) 292 00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:06,474 Oh, come in. 293 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:07,975 "Come in?" Are you out of your fucking mind? 294 00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:09,342 That could be anybody! 295 00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,343 (Doorbell ringing) 296 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:11,878 You answer it. 297 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,313 If they're here to get me, at least I'll kill you first. 298 00:14:13,314 --> 00:14:14,681 Okay. No, but-- 299 00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:18,017 Yeah! Okay. 300 00:14:18,018 --> 00:14:19,953 Oh, Sonja! 301 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:22,222 How nice of your to stop by and not want to kill Richard. 302 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,590 SONJA: What? 303 00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:25,191 LARRY: Just tell him there's no such thing 304 00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:27,460 as a stupid prophecy, okay? 305 00:14:27,461 --> 00:14:29,628 Oh, Fitzy... 306 00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:36,102 I just wanted you to know that no matter what happens: 307 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:40,106 unemployment, poverty, eventual depression 308 00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,107 and breakdown of one's self-esteem. 309 00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:44,809 Or a prophecy. 310 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,911 We are all in this together. 311 00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:50,615 Now... What can I do to help you relax? 312 00:14:53,719 --> 00:14:55,686 Well, I can think of a lot of things, 313 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,754 but first, I'd like to start-- 314 00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:58,355 (Glass shattering) 315 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,523 Oh, crud. 316 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,363 Fitzy? 317 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,198 Larry... What? 318 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,533 Broken glass! You okay? 319 00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,169 Get away from me. Get away from me! 320 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,405 You don't want me to stay? Fitzy? 321 00:15:16,406 --> 00:15:17,940 LARRY: Richard? Are you okay? 322 00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:19,808 Train tracks. Broken glass. 323 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:22,778 Fire! 324 00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:25,914 Not my fucking vodka, you idiot! 325 00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:27,916 (Screaming) 326 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:31,219 Good god. The prophecy. 327 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,920 (Thunder) 328 00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:36,658 (Sirens) 329 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:39,227 Justin? 330 00:15:39,228 --> 00:15:42,497 Justin! Where's my son? 331 00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:43,998 What the fuck are you talking about? 332 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:46,167 You lost custody six months ago. 333 00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,068 Quiet. The insurance people are here. 334 00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:50,771 Really? You're gonna try and fake your own son's death 335 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:52,206 to collect the insurance money? 336 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,907 Well, I'm homeless now, thanks to you, 337 00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:55,042 so what are you gonna do about it? 338 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,477 I don't give a shit. 339 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:59,079 Why don't you live with your magic carpet salesman? 340 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,715 Oh! Yeah! 341 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:05,951 Richard? Richard, I owe you an apology. 342 00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:08,721 By some freakish twist of doomsday fate, 343 00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,256 there's a real possibility 344 00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,425 that you are in fact marked for death, and that means... 345 00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:15,795 Wait! As your conscience, so am I! 346 00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:17,129 Man up, Larry. 347 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,898 Fitzy? 348 00:16:19,899 --> 00:16:22,201 I know what happened in there. 349 00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:24,436 So do I. No more porn archives. 350 00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:27,272 You didn't jump at the chance to have sex with me. 351 00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:28,940 I did so. 352 00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:30,609 I tried to use sex to sooth you, 353 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:34,144 but what you wanted was a hug. 354 00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,613 Some tender loving Sonja. 355 00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,415 Stop acting so gay. 356 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,784 I want the world to know it, Fitzy. 357 00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:43,053 You've changed. 358 00:16:43,054 --> 00:16:47,024 This is the new Richard Fitzpatrick, everyone! 359 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:53,463 He is a sensitive man, and I love him for it. 360 00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,932 What the fuck are you all staring at? 361 00:16:55,933 --> 00:17:00,169 I'm still the same asshole I've always been. 362 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:03,306 I'm not gonna let some... fucking... 363 00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:06,575 bullshit nightmare prophecy change that. 364 00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,577 As god as my witness, 365 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:11,114 I wanted to pour the pork to Sonja last night, 366 00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,949 and do you know why? 367 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,318 'Cause I'm Richard fucking Fitzpatrick. 368 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,420 And I'm getting my life back. 369 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,234 LARRY: Puddle. 370 00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:34,236 Ah, fuck. 371 00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:38,639 Okay, it's got its own kitchen, queen-sized bed, 372 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,040 and a hide-a-bed in the couch. 373 00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:43,010 Now, air conditioner doesn't work and cable TV. 374 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,645 So long as I got porn. 375 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,381 Now, Richard, we cannot hide from fate in this motel room. 376 00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:49,183 Yes, I can. 377 00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:50,751 Maybe this prophecy is the wake-up call 378 00:17:50,752 --> 00:17:52,386 we've been waiting for, you know? 379 00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,254 A little nudge to get your life back on track. 380 00:17:54,255 --> 00:17:56,089 The only way to get my life back on track 381 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,590 is for me to get to the track. 382 00:17:57,591 --> 00:17:59,525 Richard, how could you think about horses 383 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,994 at a time like this? 384 00:18:00,995 --> 00:18:04,664 I need money, dumbass. Plus I got a tip on a rigged horse. 385 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:07,000 Fuck the dealership. Fuck my old man. 386 00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,567 And if you tell anyone you checked out my ass, 387 00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:10,102 fuck you too. 388 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:14,039 Richard, I will make you a deal. 389 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,309 I've, uh... I've put aside some funds for an emergency. 390 00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,046 Wait... I've been choking down blended 391 00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:22,380 and you've been holding out on me? 392 00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:26,750 No! I-- I will put that money down on your horse, 393 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,752 if you promise me two things. 394 00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:30,988 One: you must apologize to your father. 395 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:34,192 Why would I apologize to that petrified sack of ass? 396 00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:36,727 Richard, you remember what the fortune teller said? 397 00:18:36,728 --> 00:18:38,662 You must make amends to the person you've wronged. 398 00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:40,331 Our lives may depend on it. 399 00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,832 So, start with Ken. 400 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,467 And what else? 401 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,470 Well, now that I've been banned from the dealership, 402 00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,841 I, uh... I need a place to stay. 403 00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,042 Oh, for fuck's sake. 404 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,711 Those are my terms. 405 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:58,047 Fine, but you gotta get to the bookie now. 406 00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,716 Cherry Bombed in the 5th. And if you fuck this up, Larry, 407 00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,517 we won't need a prophecy or a nightmare. 408 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,053 I'll fucking kill you myself. 409 00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,420 Get your hands off me. 410 00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:07,456 Get out of here! 411 00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:24,405 LOUDSPEAKER: Everyone is welcome at Ruptal's Prestige Autos. 412 00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,440 Come on in. Get into the old country... 413 00:19:29,644 --> 00:19:32,045 My plum! What are you doing here? 414 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,381 My stupid brother burned down my stupid house 415 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,050 and everything I own. I need a place to stay. 416 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,754 And, uh, you've come to give me your change of address? 417 00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,221 Rupey! 418 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,723 You want to stay with me. 419 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,957 What do you want me to do? 420 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,126 Live on the street like I'm some hobo? 421 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,562 I will drive you to the street myself. 422 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,264 Hello. Private conversation. 423 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,198 Oh, it's so very private 424 00:19:53,199 --> 00:19:54,733 when you screech like the unfed vulture! 425 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,101 Easy. 426 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,871 Hey! You know the rules. No Fitzpatricks allowed. 427 00:19:58,872 --> 00:20:01,673 It'll be fun, like, uh... 428 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:04,576 Like a sleepover... with benefits. 429 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,545 She has nowhere to go. 430 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:09,980 And we Pashtuns are renowned the world over for our hospitality. 431 00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:12,283 Oh, now you e e proud of our heritage, 432 00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:15,720 when it promises you plenty of access to her walls of sugar! 433 00:20:15,721 --> 00:20:19,791 Cousin, please, we have plenty of room in our tent! 434 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,659 You live inside a tent in your garage? 435 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:24,961 You know you're not refugees, right? 436 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:25,995 You aren't refugees, right? 437 00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,197 Hey, it is comfortable, cost-effective, 438 00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,666 and it reduces our carbon footprint. 439 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,969 I'm a Fitzpatrick! I deserve to be treated with dignity, 440 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,572 respect, and fresh towels! 441 00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:37,474 My plum, come. 442 00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:42,411 I fill furnish every linen you desire. 443 00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:44,413 ...For a few days. 444 00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:49,952 A tent... 445 00:21:02,498 --> 00:21:03,498 Fuck... 446 00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:11,806 You look like shit. 447 00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:13,707 No. I look like a younger, sexier version 448 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,342 of your tired old ass. 449 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:19,145 Drink it all in, 'cause this is how you end up. 450 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:22,048 Same genetic code, same miserable fate. 451 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:25,519 Read the sign. It says, "Reserved for Fitz." Fuck off. 452 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,153 I've been drinking here 453 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:30,055 since you were doing the backstroke in my ball sack. 454 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,358 I sit where I want. 455 00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:37,196 You got something on this? 456 00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:42,034 Yeah. A sure thing. 457 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,370 You're the unluckiest guy in town. 458 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,972 I bet your horse loses. There's a sure thing. 459 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,407 Put your money where your mouth is, old man. 460 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,810 When my horse wins, I get my old job back. 461 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,946 And when your horse loses, you get the fuck out of my life, 462 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,383 and I never have to see you again. 463 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:01,184 See if you are stronger than a bunny! 464 00:22:01,185 --> 00:22:04,922 Try Punch-a-Bunny... if you dare! 465 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,625 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You are not welcome here. 466 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,926 I need to speak to your fortune teller, 467 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,528 and figure out a way to save Richard's life, 468 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,029 and essentially my own. 469 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,164 That's all very interesting, Mr. Larry, 470 00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,666 but there is no fortune teller here. 471 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,933 Of course there is. 472 00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:20,069 She told Richard all about his unfortunate fate. 473 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:23,072 We have Punch-a-Bunny, a Dynamite Dunking Fool, 474 00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:26,910 and a condemned child's ride for which we are not liable. 475 00:22:26,911 --> 00:22:28,611 But no fortune teller. 476 00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:32,015 Okay, this-- this is bad. This is bad. 477 00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:35,517 Richard is far too emotionally immature to show remorse. 478 00:22:35,518 --> 00:22:37,419 And he's never gonna apologize to his father 479 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,387 and without his help... 480 00:22:41,424 --> 00:22:43,659 Fuzzy dice. 481 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:45,060 How much for the dice? 482 00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:47,029 Last price? Are you kidding me? They're not for sale. 483 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:50,865 They're bestowed only on those who can conquer 484 00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:53,935 the almighty Punch-a-Bunny. 485 00:22:53,936 --> 00:22:56,270 Ken desperately wants new fuzzy dice. 486 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,105 Okay? Please! There is no time. 487 00:22:58,106 --> 00:23:01,642 What's the matter? Are you afraid to take on the bunny, 488 00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:04,111 you unnaturally tall Caucasian man? 489 00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:06,079 What? 490 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,748 That is racist. 491 00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:10,951 How come you want you job back 492 00:23:10,952 --> 00:23:12,986 if you don't have a licence to sell cars? 493 00:23:12,987 --> 00:23:17,423 I need a place of operations. Phone. Free coffee. Sonja. 494 00:23:17,424 --> 00:23:19,859 That homo-hideaway you keep going on about? 495 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,460 We'll see how you feel about it 496 00:23:21,461 --> 00:23:23,829 when you're waiting outside in line. 497 00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:25,731 I'll burn the place down before you get my business. 498 00:23:25,732 --> 00:23:30,736 You haven't got the balls. 499 00:23:30,737 --> 00:23:33,205 TV: They're off! 500 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:34,740 Rope Back Up pulling for the early lead. 501 00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:36,908 Simple Season's up close in the early going. 502 00:23:36,909 --> 00:23:39,877 And, Long Shot and Cherry Bombed is right there as well. 503 00:23:50,656 --> 00:23:53,456 And Cherry Bombed has made a decisive move, 504 00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:56,459 and is on a mission here, at outrageous odds. 505 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,961 He's overtaken Simple Season. 506 00:23:57,962 --> 00:24:01,665 Will Simple Season be able to respond to the challenge 507 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,967 of Cherry Bombed as they head over to the top of the stretch? 508 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:15,845 Nooo! 509 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:29,424 It's Cherry Bombed, fully extended 510 00:24:29,425 --> 00:24:31,793 and Long Shot is trying to hold on. 511 00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:34,996 Simple Season, as they head towards the wire-- 512 00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:36,565 This is going to be close! 513 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,502 And Cherry Bombed has done it! 514 00:24:40,503 --> 00:24:43,504 He won it by half-a-length! 515 00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:47,075 A massive upset at incredible odds! 516 00:24:47,076 --> 00:24:49,077 50 to 1! 517 00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:54,515 Yeah! 518 00:24:54,516 --> 00:24:57,552 Richard! We're saved! 519 00:24:57,553 --> 00:25:01,555 Uh, yeah. My sure thing came in. I'm rich! 520 00:25:01,556 --> 00:25:04,958 Yes. Yes, we are rich... 521 00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:07,227 with possibility! 522 00:25:07,228 --> 00:25:09,930 What the fuck are you talking about, Larry? 523 00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,231 You went to the bookie, right? 524 00:25:11,232 --> 00:25:13,966 You got my money, right? 525 00:25:13,967 --> 00:25:18,604 Uh, well... No. 526 00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:20,907 But, I got these! 527 00:25:20,908 --> 00:25:24,276 Richard, I did bad, 528 00:25:24,277 --> 00:25:27,346 to achieve good, to save our lives. 529 00:25:31,884 --> 00:25:34,920 Sir, as per the prophecy, 530 00:25:34,921 --> 00:25:37,989 we make amends. 531 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:42,327 Consider this a symbolic and heartfelt gift of apology. 532 00:25:42,328 --> 00:25:45,396 Richard, he may not show it, but your son loves you. 533 00:25:45,397 --> 00:25:48,099 And all he's asking for is your forgiveness, 534 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,567 and his job back. 535 00:25:50,568 --> 00:25:52,569 And my fucking money, Larry. 536 00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:54,538 (Laughing) 537 00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:57,674 Even when you win, you lose. 538 00:25:57,675 --> 00:26:01,678 (Laughing) 539 00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,782 (Laughing) 540 00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:09,986 Oh, Richard. 541 00:26:30,907 --> 00:26:35,143 Hello, I'm Dot Foxley, your new office manager, 542 00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:38,279 and I can't tell you how excited I am 543 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,447 to be part of the Fitzpatrick Motors family. 544 00:26:42,117 --> 00:26:45,286 That old black magic 545 00:26:45,287 --> 00:26:48,122 That you weave so well 546 00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,957 (Mimicking explosion) 547 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,393 Hold on tight, Richard Fitzpatrick. 548 00:26:53,394 --> 00:27:04,011 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 549 00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:08,611 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40008

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