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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(FEENY SINGING O COME, ALL
YE FAITHFUL IN LATIN)
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Hey, Mr. Feeny.
What's with the shrub?
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Well, you know, one of
my favorite duties
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as high school
principal
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was overseeing the
holiday decorations.
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So, I decided to carry
on the tradition here.
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Oh, it's a precious
little tree. Look at it.
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Look. Oh.
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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University policy.
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Happy nondenominational
holidays.
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Well, I suppose you two are
heading home for the holidays.
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No. No, actually, no.
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I was supposed to meet my
parents in the Bahamas,
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but somehow the airlines
messed up my ticket,
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so now I'm stuck here.
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Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
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Ho ho ho...
It's me. It's Eric.
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Hello, Mr. Matthews.
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I'm glad to see you've
got the holiday spirit.
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What I got
is 12 bucks an hour,
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a 15% discount at
Stuckey's department store,
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and a job where I get to
sit on my butt all day.
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It's kind of
like your job.
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$12 an hour? I wish.
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Okay, come over here, guys.
Uh-oh.
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Gifts all around.
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Signed you guys up,
too.
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Mrs. Claus.
(LAUGHING)
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Elf boy.
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Eric, well, thank you
for thinking of me.
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I was all set
to spend Christmas
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depressed over
my ex-boyfriend.
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Now I get to be Mrs. Claus.
(LAUGHS)
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I'm not going to
be an elf.
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I was depressed enough about
not going to the Bahamas.
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This little
green pointy hat's
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really going to push
me over the edge.
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Oh, come on, Jack.
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Look, we're stuck
here in town alone.
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Look, we'll be working together.
It'll be fun.
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Oh, look how cute
you are.
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Yeah, plus you're going to be
making, like, 5 bucks an hour.
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Wait a second. You get
12 bucks an hour?
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Hey. I'm Santa.
You're just an elf.
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Read your Bible.
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Come on.
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Look, Shawn,
the dorms are closing,
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your father's
missing again,
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why wouldn't you come to
my house for Christmas?
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Because I hate
being the third wheel.
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Oh, please. You know,
you've been the third wheel
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with me and Topanga
so long,
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I think of us
as a tricycle.
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You know, without our third
wheel, what would we be?
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A bicycle?
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You coming or not?
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I'll get my bags.
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Thanks, Cory.
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Merry Christmas,
Shawn.
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Hey! Merry Christmas.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Merry Christmas.
Thanks.
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Maybe you should
ask Cory if it's okay
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for me to hang out with
you guys this Christmas.
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Angela, now that Cory
and I are engaged,
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Cory's family
is my family.
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Besides, your dad is stationed
halfway around the world.
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Do you really want to
spend Christmas alone?
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(GROANS)
I'll get my bags.
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Thanks, Topanga.
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Oh, Topanga.
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Uh, listen,
there's a slight change
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in our first-ever
engaged Christmas plans.
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See, Shawn's bunking
in my room, so the...
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...sex is off.
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You invited Shawn?
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Wait a minute.
Why?
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I invited Angela.
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You invited Angela?
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Who said you could invite Angela?
She's gonna kill me!
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Oh, my God. Shawn's gonna
blame me for this.
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Hey, why would Angela
want to kill you?
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Hey, why would Shawn
blame you?
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You know something
about Angela.
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You know something
about Shawn.
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All right.
On the count of three.
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BOTH: One, two, three.
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Angela's still
in love with Shawn.
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I hate that.
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I can't believe
you didn't tell me.
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Listen, she swore me
to secrecy.
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You got to tell me what
you know about Shawn.
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Shawn is still in love
with Angela.
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(GASPS) Yay.
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He wrote that poem for her
after they broke up.
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Oh, yay.
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The only reason
he said he was over her
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was because he thought
she was over him.
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Aren't you
going to say yay?
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No. I don't like
to be predictable.
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We can't ever
tell them we know.
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We'll betray
our friendships.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We tell them.
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Cory, no plans.
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Please tell me we'll let
them do this on their own.
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What kind of
cockamamie is that?
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Listen, it's Christmas,
they love each other,
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they're staying
at my house.
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I mean, this thing
is out of our hands.
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So, you
won't interfere?
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It's way too early
to tell.
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Hey! We're home
for the holidays.
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Hope no one minds
a few extra people.
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I'll get some
sleeping bags.
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Hey, sorry
I took so long, I...
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Shawn, I didn't know
you were coming.
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(LAUGHING) Well...
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Topanga didn't tell me
she invited Angela,
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and I didn't tell you
I invited Shawn.
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Ha! Nutty.
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Cory, I'm going
to kill you.
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Listen, this is
an innocent mix-up.
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I... I promise.
But don't leave now,
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or Shawn will think
it's because of him.
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I can't believe
you did this to me.
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I didn't know. What
do you want me to do,
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say she can't stay here because
you're secretly in love with her?
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Hey, you know what?
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We're all friends
here, right?
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Friends who
secretly love...
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the holidays,
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and on the holidays, all that
matters is that we're together,
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no matter how we really
feel about each other.
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Why do you always
have to hit?
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Die, die, die, dead!
Die, dead. Die, dead!
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What are you playing,
Santa?
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Suzy Shops-A-Lot.
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You're a freak.
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Hey, at least my shoes
don't point up.
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Look, if I wanted to hear
people fight for Christmas,
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I would've spent it
with my ex-boyfriend.
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Ho ho ho...
Hold up. Hold up.
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Hold up.
Hold up one second.
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I'm almost on level two.
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
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Die, die, die, die.
Die, dead. Die, dead!
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Why don't you put
the game down, Santa?
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Yes, there's a sweet little boy
that wants to sit on your lap.
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Ho ho ho. Come up
here, little one.
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Okay, well,
what do you want?
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I just want
my picture taken
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so I can send it
to my grandma
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so she sends me
a check.
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Hmm. After she sends
the check,
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tell her she forgot
the check.
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Works every time.
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Santa!
Ho ho.
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All right. Hey, can we
get a picture here?
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(CLICKS)
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(FLIRTATIOUSLY)
Well, hello, Mrs. Claus.
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Okay.
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That little kid
just pinched me.
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Uh, Santa,
Mrs. C., elf boy...
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Yeah,
I just got word
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that a busload
of children
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from Saint Mary's
just arrived.
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Now, these are children
without parents
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and no money at all,
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so... You know
what that means.
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Yeah.
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That they're not
going to buy anything,
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so get rid of them
as fast as you can.
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Oh, here comes
the little darlings now.
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Hello, you little darlings.
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Wow.
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No parents.
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That's really tough.
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You know what? We should give
them a little attention.
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Yeah. All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, come and sit
on Santa's lap.
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And what's your name,
little one?
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Lucy.
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Lucy. And what do you
want for Christmas, Lucy?
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, Lucy.
That's Santa.
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Thanks, Jack.
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Is that
Suzy Shops-A-Lot?
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Oh, well,
it certainly is.
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Why... Why don't you ask
Santa for one of those?
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Well, I never got anything
I asked Santa for.
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Oh, I don't think you were
asking the right Santa.
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Wow, you really
are Santa!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh. Smile.
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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There you go, Lucy.
Thank you.
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(EXCLAIMS) Did you hear that?
I really am Santa.
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I know.
That's so cool.
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Oh, you should've seen your
faces in that picture.
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They were priceless.
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She really
believed in us.
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Oh, man, you know something?
I love being Santa.
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You know, it's not just, you
know, putting on the suit
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and getting the superpowers
and everything.
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I mean, it's a...
I made her happy.
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Look at that.
I did that.
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I know. Well, you look pretty
happy, too, there, Santa Claus.
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(SIGHS)
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Elf boy, here's Santa's
dad's credit card.
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I want you to go
and take it
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and buy toys
for all these kids.
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You know what? I want
to help out, too.
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I'm going to use the money I was
going to spend on the Bahamas trip.
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Hmm.
I'll help you shop.
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Oh, I don't have
any money, so...
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Okay, yeah. Let's go.
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Okay, who's next?
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Time's a wastin'.
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, Karen, let's see
what Santa's got for you.
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Santa for you has...
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This bag.
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Ooh. Okay.
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(LAUGHING)
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Smile.
(CLICKS)
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Okay. Bye-bye, Karen.
Bye-bye.
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Oh.
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She was grateful
for a bag.
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She was grateful
for a bag.
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I know. We did
really good, Santa.
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You make me proud
to be Mrs. Claus.
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You know, spending my
money for those presents
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was better than any trip
I could've taken.
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I'm really proud
to be your elf.
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Well, you know
something?
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You guys get ready
to be proud tomorrow,
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because we are just
starting here.
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I will not rest until every needy
kid gets what they ask for.
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Uh-oh. Eric, nobody expects you
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to take care of all
the needy children.
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Then why were they
sent to me?
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Oh, boy. Eric, we're
out of money.
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Yeah. See, we've done
all that we can do.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry. Santa
will not accept that, elf.
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Okay.
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Look, I'm telling you.
We're out of toys, you know?
250
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We just got to get
a little creative.
251
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:06,210
Wait a minute. How do you
suppose that we get creative?
252
00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:08,312
Oh, you shouldn't
have asked him that.
253
00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:20,224
Oh, wow. Mr. Feeny,
that's a lot of fruitcake.
254
00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,727
Yeah, I wasn't able to hand out
gifts to my new colleagues.
255
00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:24,195
Oh, yeah, I'll take
those off your hands.
256
00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:25,529
Here. Throw them
in here, man.
257
00:09:25,597 --> 00:09:27,898
Apparently the tradition
at Pennbrook
258
00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:30,835
is to beat it
out of town
259
00:09:30,902 --> 00:09:33,171
as fast as humanly
possible.
260
00:09:33,238 --> 00:09:36,107
That's it? That's all you got?
Just the fruitcake?
261
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,509
Yes.
262
00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:41,612
Well, at least there is one
tradition that is sacred.
263
00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:46,250
I shall now hang up my
traditional wise Santa ornament.
264
00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,187
But...
265
00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:50,788
Ooh.
266
00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:52,956
Jeez. I'm sorry,
Mr. Feeny.
267
00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:54,392
Oh, well,
not to worry.
268
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,596
I'll simply
find a substitute.
269
00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,197
Like this shiny
red ball.
270
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,467
How special.
271
00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:06,404
All aboard
for Santa Land.
272
00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:08,006
Eric,
it's Christmas eve.
273
00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:10,474
Hey, we were going to spend
this together as a family.
274
00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:11,876
I'm Santa.
275
00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,280
Hey!
Hey!
276
00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:18,282
Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing?
277
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,718
(ALL CHATTERING)
278
00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:24,822
I never see them.
279
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,657
Hey, kids.
How was ice skating?
280
00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:28,526
Yuletides of fun, Mom.
281
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,029
But who knew
it would be couples only?
282
00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:32,563
I didn't, I swear.
283
00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,166
Cory?
284
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:38,102
Will you please
stay out of this?
285
00:10:38,169 --> 00:10:39,971
When you and I broke up, Shawn
did everything in his power
286
00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,205
to get us
back together.
287
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:42,873
Now it's Christmas. Can you
think of a better gift
288
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,174
than doing the same
thing for them?
289
00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:45,542
I know your intentions
are good.
290
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,744
Just don't push so hard.
291
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,512
Okay.
I'll be more subtle.
292
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,781
All right. Who wants to
string some popcorn?
293
00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:52,884
Shawn and Angela!
294
00:10:52,951 --> 00:10:54,185
Hey, Cory,
I always string...
295
00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:55,853
Here you go.
Please?
296
00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:58,556
(SIGHS)
297
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:01,926
So, you and me.
298
00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,661
Stringing popcorn.
299
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:06,564
Go for it.
300
00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,365
No, you go ahead.
301
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,467
Okay.
302
00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,273
Angela, I'm not sorry that we're
spending Christmas together.
303
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:19,443
I'm not either.
304
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,711
All right,
everybody.
305
00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,346
Tree is ready.
Gather around,
306
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,114
and I'll light
the Christmas lights.
307
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:26,350
Oh, uh,
Shawn and Angela,
308
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:29,019
the tree looks so much
better from right up here.
309
00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:30,220
Right up
on that step.
310
00:11:30,288 --> 00:11:32,790
Oh. What's that?
Mistletoe?
311
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:36,393
Could he be
any more obvious?
312
00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:37,661
Yeah, like
the ice skating
313
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,797
and caroling
weren't bad enough.
314
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,431
What's he think,
a little holiday spirit
315
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,634
and we're just going to fall
into each other's arms?
316
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,804
ALL: Oh.
317
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,940
It's beautiful.
318
00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:54,278
I love Christmas.
319
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,532
What?
320
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,868
You kissed Angela.
321
00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:18,903
Cory, don't make
a big deal out of this.
322
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,671
Shawnie,
it is a big deal.
323
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:23,440
No, not this time. She's over
me and we are over each other.
324
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:24,842
Why won't you
let this go?
325
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,543
Because Angela's
still in love with you.
326
00:12:26,611 --> 00:12:28,079
She didn't want to break up
with you in the first place,
327
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:31,149
and I know you wrote that poem
because you still love her.
328
00:12:31,216 --> 00:12:34,118
What? How do
you know that?
329
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,255
Someone told me.
I mean, no one told me.
330
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:40,357
I mean...
I didn't say anything.
331
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,926
Please don't
take me to Topanga.
332
00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:45,763
Okay. I want to know
what's going on.
333
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:47,565
Topanga, what
did you tell him?
334
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,366
Cory.
335
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,303
Angela, I told Shawn
that you still love him,
336
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,604
and I know Topanga
was telling you
337
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:55,306
that Shawn
still loves you...
338
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:57,541
What?
339
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,209
You didn't tell her
anything, did you?
340
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:01,378
No. No, I didn't.
341
00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:03,547
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
342
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,716
Well, I'm thinking
now's a good time.
343
00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:10,454
Somebody better
start talking,
344
00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:12,222
and I think it should
be you and me.
345
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,691
Let's get out
of here.
346
00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:19,764
Guys, wait.
347
00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:21,198
I couldn't see
their faces.
348
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,767
Did they look angry?
349
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,701
Ooh, yes, like that.
350
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,706
Has anyone seen
my toaster oven?
351
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,843
Oh, no, no, no, no.
352
00:13:32,911 --> 00:13:35,546
The Easy-Bake Oven
is for rookies.
353
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,982
Wouldn't you rather
Santa gave you
354
00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:41,418
your very own
toaster oven?
355
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,688
All right.
Here we go.
356
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:48,292
Okay. Bye-bye, now.
Bye-bye.
357
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,295
Look how happy she is
about the toaster oven.
358
00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:53,898
I am telling
you something,
359
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,967
Christmas is the greatest
idea anybody ever had.
360
00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:59,202
Well, looks like I'm
all out of stuff here.
361
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,471
Made all these little kids happy.
(CHUCKLING)
362
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,441
Yeah.
You're a great Santa.
363
00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:04,675
Hey, and you're
a great elf,
364
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,143
and I am
a great Santa.
365
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,612
You know something?
366
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,180
I want the world's happiness
to be my responsibility.
367
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,882
What a great job.
(LAUGHING)
368
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,453
Oh, excuse me,
Santa Claus.
369
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,455
Mmm. Yes, Mrs. Claus?
370
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,756
I think the little boy
needs to speak with you.
371
00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:22,460
Oh, oh, of course. That's
what Santa's here for.
372
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,395
Come on up,
little one.
373
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:28,132
Oh, come up here,
my little...
374
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,833
Hey, you look familiar.
Are you in my psych class?
375
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:32,770
I was here yesterday.
My name's Tommy.
376
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:36,039
Yeah, Santa, he came with the
other children on the bus.
377
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:38,775
Oh... Oh, Tommy!
Of course, of course.
378
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,912
I remember you.
I gave you the truck.
379
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,148
Yeah, and I came
to give it back.
380
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,649
Well, why?
What's wrong with it?
381
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:47,684
Nothing.
It's what I wanted.
382
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:49,386
Well, then
what's the problem?
383
00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:51,822
I didn't really believe
you were Santa,
384
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:55,593
but all my friends
came back with stuff.
385
00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,095
So, now that I know
you're really him,
386
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,430
I was wondering if
I can give this back
387
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:03,133
and ask for
something else instead.
388
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:05,035
Of course you can,
Tommy.
389
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,603
Anything you want.
390
00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:08,339
Really? Yeah, that's
why I'm here.
391
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,441
What do you need, Tommy?
What can I do for you?
392
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:13,310
Do you think I can have
parents for Christmas?
393
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:33,864
I thought just about everybody
would be out celebrating by now.
394
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,532
Oh, well.
395
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,900
Thanks.
Thanks.
396
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,502
You're welcome.
397
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,238
(DOOR CLOSES)
398
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,846
So, why can't we just tell
each other how we feel?
399
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,481
I don't know.
400
00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:53,117
It's confusing, huh?
401
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:56,219
Yeah. We broke up.
We agreed to move on.
402
00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:59,723
Next thing you know, we're
kissing under the mistletoe.
403
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,992
Yeah, and letting Cory tell
us how we should feel.
404
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:04,061
When we're not
even sure ourselves.
405
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,365
Oh, no, Shawn.
406
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,867
I'm sure.
407
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:15,406
I love you. I've
always loved you.
408
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:18,309
I just wanted you to be
sure about what you felt.
409
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,246
(CLEARS THROAT) Well,
410
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:25,349
when we broke up, I thought
I wanted to be free,
411
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,818
but I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
412
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:32,323
That scares me.
413
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,958
I don't know what to do
with those feelings.
414
00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:36,193
You give in to them,
Shawn.
415
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,562
Because then
you'd be in love
416
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,897
with someone
who loves you, too.
417
00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:41,298
Isn't that
what you want?
418
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,002
You are a wonderful
person, Angela.
419
00:16:45,069 --> 00:16:46,370
Isn't that what you want, Shawn?
420
00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:48,038
I... I don't know
what I want.
421
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,440
I'm so confused, okay?
422
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:53,310
I don't think... I really
don't think I'm ready.
423
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,414
I opened my heart
to you.
424
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:02,986
I just can't sit around
like a fool,
425
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,088
waiting for you
to be ready.
426
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,359
Angela...
427
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,034
I'm done.
428
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:21,205
It's over, Shawn.
429
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:29,780
(DOOR CLOSES)
430
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,285
I want to make
the happiness
431
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:38,322
of the entire world
my responsibility.
432
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,093
What an idiot.
433
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:47,797
What am I supposed to do?
434
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,702
I made all those
little kids smile,
435
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:54,605
took care of everybody
that came to see me.
436
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:56,807
No disrespect,
437
00:17:56,874 --> 00:18:00,444
but why would you
send me that little boy?
438
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,349
Why doesn't that nice
little boy have parents?
439
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,319
Why doesn't that nice
little boy have parents?
440
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:13,890
Why did you send me
that little kid?
441
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,930
And why do I only
come to you
442
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,266
when I need something?
(CHUCKLING)
443
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,937
You shouldn't have to take
care of everything, right?
444
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,343
I will take care
of this.
445
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,185
I can be responsible for the
happiness of one little boy.
446
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,326
What could be
taking them so long?
447
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,128
I love you.
You love me.
448
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,164
We're back together. Let's
thank Cory and Topanga.
449
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,998
I mean, that's
10 minutes, tops.
450
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,501
Guys, do we have to wait for
Eric to open our presents?
451
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,836
No, honey. You've been
patient long enough.
452
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:01,972
How about each one
of us open one?
453
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,140
Okay.
454
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,744
Hey, mine's empty.
455
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:10,113
"Your 75-bit power
drill was donated
456
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:13,016
"to a child in need.
Love, Santa Claus."
457
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:15,619
He also gave away
my breast pump.
458
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,090
Ooh. This is for you.
459
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,460
I don't understand.
460
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,196
I do. Where's Eric?
461
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:29,433
He, uh...
I, um...
462
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,701
Oh, the kids were just
so cute, you know.
463
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:32,903
It wasn't just him,
we all...
464
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,137
Yeah, yeah. See,
here's the thing.
465
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,638
Have you ever really
gotten caught up
466
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:36,940
in the spirit
of Christmas,
467
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,109
so much so that you
want to steal?
468
00:19:42,513 --> 00:19:44,848
Merry Christmas, everybody.
How you doing?
469
00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:47,517
This is... It's okay.
Come on in.
470
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:52,222
This is Tommy.
471
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:53,523
Hi.
472
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:56,226
Well, hi, Tommy.
473
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:58,661
Do you have
my 75-bit power drill?
474
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,366
Eric, what's going on?
475
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,567
Well, you see, Tommy here
doesn't have a family,
476
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:06,103
so I thought
it'd be nice
477
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,371
if he could spend
Christmas with us.
478
00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,206
You know, if it's okay
with everybody else.
479
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,208
Sure.
Yeah, that'd be great.
480
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,909
Yeah. Hey, Tommy, do you
like gingerbread cookies?
481
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:13,943
Yeah.
482
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,479
So do I.
483
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,014
Yep, Tommy and I met
when I was Santa.
484
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,283
He thought
I was really Santa.
485
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,750
Now I know he's Eric.
486
00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:23,820
Yeah. He said we could
still hang out, though.
487
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:26,589
Eric said we can hang
out on weekends.
488
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,859
Yeah, it'll be like
he's got a big brother.
489
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:30,627
Well, he's a good one, Tommy.
490
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:32,129
Figured it was something
I could do.
491
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:35,332
Merry Christmas, Eric.
492
00:20:35,399 --> 00:20:37,000
Merry Christmas, Tommy.
493
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,838
Merry Christmas.
494
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,878
"Marley was dead,
to begin with.
495
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:51,215
"There is no doubt
whatever about that.
496
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,317
"The register
of his burial was signed
497
00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:55,619
"by the clergyman,
the clerk,
498
00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:58,989
"the undertaker,
and the chief mourner.
499
00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:01,024
"Scrooge signed it,
500
00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:03,293
"and Scrooge's name
was good upon change
501
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,895
"for anything he chose
to put his hand to.
502
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:08,632
"Old Marley was...
503
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,602
"As dead as a doornail."
504
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