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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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CORY: In case you didn't seelast week's Boy Meets World,
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here's why I havethis look on my face.
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And do you, Topanga, take
Cory to be your husband,
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to honor and cherish him,
for richer, for poorer,
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in sickness and in health,
till death do you part?
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I...
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I...
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Do.
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I...
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We got "I."
We're looking for "do."
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TOPANGA: I...
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This is just the
strangest thing.
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Excuse me.
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Topanga, listen. You can do this, okay?
I did it.
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I was a real man
about it.
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Now, don't leave me up
here in my wedding dress.
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Let me try this again.
Okay.
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Yeah. Now we're
cooking with gas.
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I...
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ALL: Do.
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Do...
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...can't.
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I can't.
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Oh, you hate
to see that!
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I'm so sorry, Cory.
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I'm so sorry, Judge Bemis.
Foofie.
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(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
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You know what's funny?
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What's that, son?
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She asked me.
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Boy, I am so sorry
my family missed that.
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I'm sorry, Cory.
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Wow!
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I don't know
what to say.
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"Do!" You know, "do"?
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It's the first half of your
favorite word, "don't."
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I don't like your tone.
(CHUCKLING) You don't like...
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I drive 1,000 miles to marry her
and she don't like my tone.
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That is really rich.
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I want my family
to be at my wedding.
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I want your family
to be there.
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Cory, I want to wear
a wedding dress.
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A white, lacy
wedding dress.
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Of course, white. The way we're
going, bright white. Snow white.
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Whiter than the white-hot
light of 1,000 burning suns!
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How long are you
gonna be mad at me?
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Ten minutes.
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We raise Cory carefully.
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We teach him everything we
know, we do the best we can,
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and then we disagree
over one thing,
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and all of a sudden,
he's gone.
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He's not gone.
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He's a good kid. He would
never get married without us.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely not.
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But what the heck? We're having
another one, aren't we? Hmm?
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I'm giving you the next
18 years of my life.
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Don't you ever do
anything without me.
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He won't.
And neither will I.
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So come on, let's all
go to bed, okay?
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Come on, it's 3:15. Only creeps
and weirdoes are up now.
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How you doing?
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You were thinking about
your brother, weren't you?
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Yeah. I got a six-foot-tall
wonder-woman
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sleeping in the
room next to me.
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I was thinking about my
brother, though. Yeah.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I couldn't sleep, if you
know my current situation,
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and there's nothing
on TV, so...
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Hey, wait a second. What
are you guys doing up?
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The only people up now
are creeps and weirdoes.
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How you doing?
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Shawn, what are
you doing here?
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Eighteen years
I'm his best friend.
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I raise him right, teach
him everything I know.
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I thought you wanted
them to get married.
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Yeah, but not without me. I'm
supposed to be the best man.
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Hey, wait a second. I'm
supposed to be the best man.
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Maybe that's why they eloped.
They couldn't choose between us.
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No, Eric. No.
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They eloped because your parents
tried to tell them what to do,
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so they drove up to some
justice of the peace up north.
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At least that's what
he said on my machine.
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You heard from him?
He really did get married?
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"He's a good kid?" "He'll never
get married without us?"
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I am keeping my knees together and
this one is never getting out.
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Can I crash on
you guys' couch?
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I don't want to be up this late
with all the creeps and weirdoes.
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How you doing?
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Hi, George.
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I couldn't sleep.
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Why not?
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Well, you got all the lights on.
Everybody's yelling.
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And Eric parked his car
in my garden.
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So? What the hell do you care?
You're moving.
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Go ahead, Feeny, retire. Take care of
yourself, that's what you're best at.
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The man has given the last 40 years
of his life teaching people.
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Don't care. Kill his flowers.
Kill them.
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Eric, when someone
you care for
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makes a considered decision
to change his life,
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then those who do care
should offer their support
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and respect his decision.
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Oh, Feeny, you had me
at "Eric," man. Come here.
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You're right, George. We should
accept what they've done
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and do something
to show our support.
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I mean, after all, we're talking
about Cory and Topanga here.
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Cory and Topanga?
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I was talking about a
going-away party for me.
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Going away?
You're still going away?
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Oh, for the love of Mike,
stop with the mindgames, man.
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You know, this is the reason
I can't sell my house.
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Put the mirror back.
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Gee, sorry, I'll put it back
just like you had it. There.
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Great. Now I can see if there are
any cars coming at my crotch!
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Stop snapping at me!
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We ran off together, and you
know what we did? Nothing.
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Our big dramatic moment, and
you know what we did? Nothing.
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I don't care about a big
dramatic moment, Cory!
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It's not right to
run off together
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because we think we have
something to prove.
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When we get married, I want to
have a big cake. I want doves.
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No doves.
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You were right.
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You did the right thing.
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Our marriage should be a
celebration, not a secret.
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Thank you.
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You owe me the rest
of your life, you know.
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It's yours.
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Hey, Rachel, what's up?
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Rachel, how you doing?
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What smells so good?
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I am making you two
French toast.
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But I'm not going to do it every
day, so don't get spoiled, okay?
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(LAUGHING) Okay.
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Jack, Jack, Jackie,
Jack, Jack.
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Live a healthy life,
eat all your vegetables,
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honor you father
and your mother,
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and heaven will reward you with a
hot-hot-hottie-hot hottie-hottie-hot-hot
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for a roommate.
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I need to tell
you two something.
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Don't leave.
We'll do anything.
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When I met you, I was
in really bad shape.
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But you two, you took me in.
You rescued me.
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I just want you to know
how grateful I am to you.
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I am so lucky.
You guys are my heroes.
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Thank you so much.
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No, thank you.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey, we're the ones
that are lucky.
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Oh...
Come here, you.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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One more.
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(ALL SIGHING)
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Excuse me.
Okay.
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Oh. By the way,
by the way,
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I promise I'm not going
to be a bathroom hog,
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but I really do like to start
the morning with a bubble bath.
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I like to put in all the aromatherapy
beads and all the bubbles and...
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It's just my favorite part of the day.
Is that okay?
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Yeah. I demand you
take bubble baths.
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Really? Why?
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"Why?"
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Jack?
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Well, um...
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You know, if you didn't
take bubble baths,
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that means you're not comfortable...
Comfortable.
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...living here with us.
With us.
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JACK: We just want
you to be yourself.
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With bubbles.
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Oh, you guys.
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You know, I am this
close to being glad
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that my boyfriend
actually left me.
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BOTH: No!
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Please.
(SCOFFS)
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Oh, man.
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That girl is taking a bubble bath
in the bathtub of our bathroom.
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We're geniuses.
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Dude.
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Don't know if this is the
right time to say...
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I love you, man.
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Dude. Don't even, man. I'm
the one that loves you.
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Dude!
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Dude! Come here!
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RACHEL: Oh, boys,
you know what?
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I can't figure out how to work
the stopper in the bathtub.
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Could one of you
please come show me?
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Come on!
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Cory, wait.
I'm scared.
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I don't want your parents to be mad at me.
I love them.
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Well, they are
gonna be mad.
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Topanga, In fact, if I know anything,
they are gonna be furious.
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Congratulations, newlyweds!
ALL: Congratulations!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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We're so proud of you.
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Congratulations.
It's really great.
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I always felt like you were a sister to me.
Now you really are.
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Cor, you gotta try these
cheese balls, man.
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They're, like, insane,
they're so good.
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What's happening?
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(MUTTERING) They think
we're married.
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(EXCLAIMS) You guys
look exactly the same.
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What'd I tell you, Cor?
You were always married.
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Doesn't take a piece of paper
to change what always was.
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Shawn, I gotta
tell you something.
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Oh, and I want to hear all about it.
(LAUGHS)
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But not in front of
your parents, okay?
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(CLINKING) Okay, everybody,
listen up, please.
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I just want to say that I am
the luckiest man in the world.
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I have one
beautiful wife,
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a lovely daughter
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and one wonderful son!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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And now I have yet
another lovely daughter.
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I think we should
tell them.
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Not now.
He's talking about me.
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To Cory and Topanga, all the best.
We love you.
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ALL: To Cory and Topanga!
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My little brother!
Whoo!
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(CLAPPING)
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Well, well, well.
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Mr. Feeny, before...
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No, no. It's my turn,
Mr. Matthews.
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You have done quite enough
tonight now, haven't you?
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(LAUGHING)
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For 40 years, I have taught
young men and women.
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I have seen countless
lovestruck children.
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But I have never seen the
love, the loyalty and the fun
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that I have seen in you two.
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My friends, my dears,
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Cory and Topanga.
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ALAN: Hear, hear!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Cory and Topanga!
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Well,
it's the mother's turn,
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and I do want
to say something.
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(EXHALES)
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I have watched
these two grow up.
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Boy, have I.
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And here they are now, adults,
just fresh out of high school.
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Don't know anything
about the world at all...
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I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
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This is a mistake.
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And I do not
support it.
248
00:11:03,862 --> 00:11:05,629
Why couldn't you have
just gone to Yale?
249
00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:09,233
Hear, hear!
250
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,341
I should go.
251
00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:20,811
No. Topanga, you're not leaving
your own wedding reception.
252
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:23,280
I'm sorry for any
pain I've caused.
253
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,585
Topanga, wait...
254
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,219
How could you say that to her?
(DOOR CLOSES)
255
00:11:29,287 --> 00:11:30,788
I'm sorry.
You're sorry?
256
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,090
So for 15 years you've
been lying to me?
257
00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:34,559
No.
No.
258
00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:35,993
You've been lying to me about
how you feel about us,
259
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:37,995
and you've been lying to me
about how you feel about her.
260
00:11:38,063 --> 00:11:41,198
I want what I believe is best
for you, Cory, and Topanga.
261
00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:44,669
What's best for us, Mom,
is for you to trust us!
262
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:48,105
I love her! All right?
I will always love her.
263
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,407
And you know something else?
We didn't get married,
264
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,343
because she wanted
you to be there!
265
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:57,815
(DOOR OPENS)
266
00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,283
(DOOR SLAMS)
267
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,288
Who's the present for?
268
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,824
No one.
269
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,692
You bought a present
for Rachel, didn't you?
270
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,061
No, I didn't.
Oh, it's a book!
271
00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:15,966
So she has something
to read in the bathtub.
272
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,535
You know something?
That's cold.
273
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,069
You're trying to get her to like
you more than she likes me.
274
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,838
That is cold, man. What
about that stuff before
275
00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:24,442
about, "Oh, dude, I love you," all
that stuff? It's just plain cold.
276
00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:29,747
Oh, and, uh, what's
that, slime-wipe?
277
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:30,948
Some kind of bird
for Rachel.
278
00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:33,250
(LAUGHING)
Your present's stupid.
279
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:36,721
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, Rachel.
280
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,055
Hey, I bought you this bird.
(CHIRPING)
281
00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:40,190
It reminded me of you because
it has bright red feathers
282
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:41,559
and it eats
like a bird.
283
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,328
You bought me a present?
284
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:45,729
Oh, I got you this book,
285
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,865
um, which I've read, and I
thought maybe you'd like it.
286
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,569
Keats. How did you know that
that was my favorite poet?
287
00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:52,937
I told him.
288
00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:08,452
What just happened?
289
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,020
Something bad.
290
00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:12,089
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
291
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,492
Can we eat this?
292
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,629
They're too young to even
think about marriage.
293
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:21,765
I understand that you don't want
our little boy to make a mistake,
294
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,335
but he is not
a little boy anymore.
295
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,204
Please. I still
lay out his clothes.
296
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:28,672
And what she
wants to do...
297
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,007
Topanga.
298
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,276
Right. What she
wants to do...
299
00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:34,478
Topanga. Use her name.
300
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,481
Right.
301
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,786
What Topanga
wants to do is...
302
00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,920
Lay his clothes out
for him.
303
00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:45,789
What?
304
00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:47,925
Take care of him.
Be there for him.
305
00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:51,195
Amy...
306
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,364
Do you think that this would bother
you as much if this was some girl
307
00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:57,001
who couldn't take care of
him as well as you have?
308
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,970
Do you really think that
Topanga isn't right for him?
309
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:04,341
It isn't about that. They are too young.
He's not ready.
310
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,145
I'm not ready.
311
00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:12,783
(SOBBING)
312
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,852
Yes, she's right
for Cory.
313
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:18,022
She loves him.
314
00:14:19,424 --> 00:14:21,825
And yes, she...
She'll take care of him.
315
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,830
And he'll be happy.
316
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,501
Oh, God.
317
00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:32,335
I'm jealous of her.
318
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:34,004
(CHUCKLING)
319
00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,641
Oh, honey.
320
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,243
Hey, we still have Eric.
321
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,711
Oh, God!
322
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:45,182
She's been in there
a really long time.
323
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:48,585
I know. You don't think
that she, like...
324
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:49,920
(EXCLAIMS)
325
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,391
Nah. She's too
tall for that.
326
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,125
We're freaks, man.
327
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,328
She just comes off a bad relationship.
She's vulnerable.
328
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,529
Yeah. And both of us
are going after her
329
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,465
like she's some kind
of cheese ravioli.
330
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,034
Yeah. When she really needs
a couple of friends.
331
00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:05,702
I'm telling you
something, Jack.
332
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,871
We better make it safe for her
around here before it's too late.
333
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,508
(RACHEL GRUNTING)
Oh, no, it's too late.
334
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,042
We're not letting you go.
335
00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:14,244
What?
336
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:15,980
We know why you think
you have to leave.
337
00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:18,282
Why do I have to leave?
338
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,652
Because of the extreme sexual
tension that we've created
339
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,687
in this here,
your new habitat.
340
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,289
Oh, yeah.
You feel it, too, huh?
341
00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:29,426
Yes. And we realize
342
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:32,496
that if we have any chance
of keeping you here,
343
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,198
we have to stop
thinking of you as a...
344
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,867
Puff pastry on a plate.
345
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,903
And more like a...
346
00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:41,171
Person.
347
00:15:43,274 --> 00:15:45,643
And we won't chase after
you, compete for you.
348
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,244
We'll be what
you really need.
349
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:49,546
Roommates and friends.
350
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,981
And that's it?
351
00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,249
That's it.
352
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,918
So, what do you think?
353
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,854
Come on, will you stay?
354
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,689
Stay? I was never
moving out.
355
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,023
BOTH: Yeah!
356
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,461
You know,
I love my book.
357
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:07,331
And my bird, too.
358
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,968
You guys treat me better
than my boyfriend ever did.
359
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,237
You know, I think that
started to scare me.
360
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:16,406
I just realized that I could
easily fall for either one of you.
361
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,147
And then I thought, well, so what if I do?
Because I can deal with that.
362
00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:26,616
Oh, no!
363
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:28,118
We guessed wrong.
364
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:30,354
No. No, no, no, no, no,
you didn't,
365
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,890
'cause we have to keep
this strictly platonic,
366
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,659
no matter what
I'm feeling inside.
367
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,730
(STAMMERING)
Well, then,
368
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:42,166
what's in the suitcase,
then, Rach?
369
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,969
Just some mementos
from my old boyfriend.
370
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:47,705
I was on the way to the
incinerator to burn them.
371
00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:51,208
So, I guess when
we get back,
372
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,112
we'll start our
new relationship.
373
00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:00,017
Thanks, guys. You really
saved me from myself.
374
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:07,424
You know, you two are the most sensitive,
caring men that I've ever met.
375
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,526
Thanks.
376
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,064
(DOOR CLOSES)
377
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:15,165
(TIMER DINGS)
378
00:17:15,232 --> 00:17:16,266
The bird's ready.
379
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,946
I should leave.
You don't need to leave.
380
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:34,818
Topanga. Um, could
you come over here,
381
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,921
talk to me for a minute?
382
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,156
I don't want you
to be mad at me.
383
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,525
I'm not mad at you.
384
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,360
Why don't we let them
have a little talk?
385
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:46,263
Because I'm afraid Mom's going to kill
Topanga and bury her in the sandbox.
386
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:53,170
It's very hard for a mother
to think that another woman
387
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,240
is going to take her place
with her little boy.
388
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,509
I could never
take your place.
389
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,811
I just love your little boy,
Mrs. Matthews.
390
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,782
Amy. Use my name.
391
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:09,720
Amy.
392
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,856
And if there is going to be
another person to take my place,
393
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,892
I want it to be you.
394
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,027
Thank you.
395
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,997
I'm really proud
of you, Cory.
396
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,099
You stood up for
what you believed in,
397
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,935
and you made
your own decision.
398
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,336
Yeah, but, I mean,
Topanga was right.
399
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:27,738
It would have been
wrong to get married
400
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,707
just because you
said we shouldn't.
401
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,476
I raised a good man.
402
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:35,846
You calling me a man?
403
00:18:37,515 --> 00:18:41,085
Yeah. You want to get off that
swing and do something about it?
404
00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,519
Yeah, I do.
405
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:46,957
(CHUCKLING)
406
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,765
We came down here
to tell you guys
407
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,701
that we will always be here for
you no matter what you decide.
408
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,369
And the one thing we
don't ever want to do
409
00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:03,040
is make you feel afraid to come to
us with any important decision.
410
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:06,143
Uh, well, we have
made a decision.
411
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,346
In fact, I think we've made the most
important decision of our lives.
412
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,548
We love you both.
413
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:15,185
And now that there's going to be a
wedding, you're going to need this.
414
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:19,990
This was my mother's
engagement ring,
415
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:22,092
and I would be honored
if you would wear it.
416
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,428
Amy...
417
00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:25,763
I want it to stay
in the family.
418
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,999
Hold it. Remember me?
Cory?
419
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,333
Don't I get
to do anything?
420
00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:32,569
No, no, no, no. I
don't get to propose,
421
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:35,672
I don't get to put the ring on her
hand, I don't get to do nothing.
422
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:37,974
Welcome to marriage.
423
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:40,577
Cor, we have a lot to do,
a whole wedding to plan.
424
00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:42,746
Actually, no, we don't.
425
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,382
What? You said no to her?
What is the matter with you?
426
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,783
Ow, ow, ow!
427
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:50,053
I told you, we made a decision.
We made it together.
428
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:52,589
We listened to our friends, and
we listened to our families,
429
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:53,923
but we made it
on our own.
430
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,061
So, what did
you decide?
431
00:19:57,128 --> 00:19:59,763
I'm gonna tell you, but there's
something I need to do first.
432
00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:03,233
Topanga. Come here.
433
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:08,105
We've been together
our entire lives,
434
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:12,575
and you know that I love you
more than anything in the world.
435
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:16,947
Will you marry me?
436
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:19,416
Yes, Cory.
Yes, I will.
437
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:31,495
All right, already.
When's the wedding?
438
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:35,065
That's what we decided. We're gonna
get married when we're ready.
439
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,668
And when we're ready, you'll
be the first to know.
440
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,115
So, have a great time
in Jackson Hole.
441
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:52,916
Here's to your
retirement, George.
442
00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,752
ALL: Hear, hear!
443
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,855
Thank you, Alan.
I'll miss you all.
444
00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:02,159
Well, I guess it's time for Feeny's
favorite student to make a speech, huh?
445
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:08,398
For 40 years, I have watched you
educate young men and women.
446
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,700
Boy, have I.
(CHUCKLES)
447
00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:14,972
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
448
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:18,208
This is a mistake, and
I do not support it!
449
00:21:19,643 --> 00:21:21,578
Why couldn't you have
just gone to Yale?
450
00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:27,050
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
451
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:31,650
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