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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:02,701 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:23,155 --> 00:00:27,525 CORY: Previously, and absolutely unbelievably, on Boy Meets World... 3 00:00:27,593 --> 00:00:28,659 We're having a baby! 4 00:00:28,727 --> 00:00:30,195 You're having a baby? 5 00:00:30,262 --> 00:00:31,129 I'm retiring. 6 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:32,464 What do you mean by that? 7 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,731 Mr. Feeny said I should go to Yale 8 00:00:33,799 --> 00:00:35,700 unless I have a really good reason not to. 9 00:00:35,768 --> 00:00:37,402 Well, there isn't any good reason. 10 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,603 Actually, there is. 11 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,071 Ladies and gentlemen, 12 00:00:40,139 --> 00:00:44,409 the John Adams High School class of 1998. 13 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:46,244 Will you marry me? 14 00:00:46,912 --> 00:00:48,513 (ALL CHEERING) 15 00:00:56,155 --> 00:00:57,155 Cory? 16 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,259 Did I just ask you to marry me? 17 00:01:01,326 --> 00:01:03,561 I asked you. 18 00:01:03,629 --> 00:01:06,264 But I always thought I'd be the one to propose. 19 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,165 Well, I beat you to it. 20 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,533 Look, Cory, if you want to be the one... 21 00:01:09,601 --> 00:01:11,169 No, no, no, no. This is the '90s. 22 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,904 What's done is done. 23 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:16,274 So, okay, you proposed. 24 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:17,508 Hey, we better get to that graduation party. 25 00:01:17,576 --> 00:01:19,310 I'd like an answer, Cory. 26 00:01:19,378 --> 00:01:22,113 And I'm going to give it to you. 27 00:01:22,181 --> 00:01:23,581 But, you know, Topanga, it's not every day 28 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,816 that a guy gets asked a question like that, 29 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,486 and it's not every day I can give you an... 30 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,731 So you got a ring for me, or what? 31 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:49,440 Topanga, listen. 32 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:51,609 I want to be with you more than anything in the world, okay? 33 00:01:51,677 --> 00:01:55,113 But I cannot let you give up Yale for me. 34 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,115 Do you honestly want me to go to Yale? 35 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,384 No. Then shut up about it. 36 00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:00,918 Pennbrook is a great school. 37 00:02:00,986 --> 00:02:02,920 I'm going to get a great education. 38 00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:06,857 Besides, what good is college without this face? 39 00:02:06,925 --> 00:02:08,526 It's no good. It's no good at all. 40 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:11,729 So when do you want to do it? 41 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,731 Do what? Get married, Cory. 42 00:02:13,799 --> 00:02:14,999 Topanga, I don't know. 43 00:02:15,066 --> 00:02:16,133 I haven't even had time to think... 44 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:17,135 How about right away? 45 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:18,937 Right away? Right away when? 46 00:02:19,004 --> 00:02:20,939 Cory, we've been dating each other since we were 2. 47 00:02:21,006 --> 00:02:22,874 We've both had a chance to be with other people. 48 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,442 Yeah, I wonder what she's doing. 49 00:02:26,445 --> 00:02:28,413 Do you think we'll be together for the rest of our lives? 50 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,948 Yeah, I know we will. 51 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,284 So do I. We're not like other people, Cory. We're weird. 52 00:02:33,352 --> 00:02:34,953 Let's just do it. 53 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:38,423 Plus, I want to have time for our honeymoon before college starts. 54 00:02:39,491 --> 00:02:41,793 A honeymoon, huh? Mmm-hmm. 55 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,829 And on this honeymoon, you and I, we'd probably... 56 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:47,532 Oh, there's a good chance, yeah. 57 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,367 A good chance. Keep talking. 58 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,335 Let's go tell your parents. No! 59 00:02:51,403 --> 00:02:54,172 I mean, no, I don't think we should tell my parents. 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,373 They're going through a lot right now 61 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:56,641 with the baby coming and everything, 62 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,176 and I don't know if they'd understand. 63 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,711 In fact, they're incapable of understanding. 64 00:03:00,779 --> 00:03:02,981 I don't think we should tell anyone. 65 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,684 You know, until we've figured out what we're going to do. 66 00:03:06,752 --> 00:03:08,219 Cory, you do want to marry me, don't you? 67 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:09,887 Yeah. I just... 68 00:03:09,955 --> 00:03:11,756 I don't want everyone sticking their noses in our business. 69 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,291 You know, I mean, this is our lives. 70 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,992 This is for us to decide. 71 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,961 Okay, promise you won't tell a soul. 72 00:03:17,796 --> 00:03:19,297 Okay, I promise. 73 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,666 I kind of like it. It's very Romeo and Juliet. 74 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:22,967 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 75 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:24,902 That's why we're not telling anyone. Whatever you need. 76 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,305 So are we engaged, or what? 77 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,207 Yeah, if you don't open up your big mouth. 78 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,342 You. 79 00:03:31,443 --> 00:03:33,044 Congratulations, you two. 80 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:34,713 Oh, my God, he knows. 81 00:03:37,149 --> 00:03:40,017 Cory, Mr. Feeny is congratulating us on graduating, 82 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,820 so, uh, why don't you thank him? 83 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:42,787 Is there something else? 84 00:03:42,854 --> 00:03:44,855 Nothing. Get off my back! 85 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,592 Whatever you say. 86 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:51,529 (LAUGHING) You're a smug one, aren't you, George, huh? 87 00:03:51,596 --> 00:03:53,631 You know you know, I know you know. 88 00:03:53,698 --> 00:03:56,401 I don't know how you know, but I know that you know. 89 00:03:57,769 --> 00:03:59,904 All right, I know. I know everything. 90 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:03,274 Now, what in the world are you talking about? 91 00:04:03,341 --> 00:04:06,644 Nothing. This gets out, I'll hunt you down like a dog! 92 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:11,249 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 93 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:14,052 How you doing? 94 00:04:14,119 --> 00:04:16,354 Topanga asked you to marry her. 95 00:04:16,421 --> 00:04:18,222 I hate you. 96 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,591 You guys are so weird. 97 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:22,460 I know, but I love him, 98 00:04:22,527 --> 00:04:24,796 and I want to be with him till he dies. 99 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,165 But you can't tell anyone, not even Shawn. 100 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:28,666 Feeny told you, didn't he? 101 00:04:28,734 --> 00:04:30,735 I'm going to find him and rip him apart! 102 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:32,636 I was sitting right next to you, you dope. 103 00:04:32,704 --> 00:04:34,038 I heard everything. 104 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:35,740 That's why he looked so scared. 105 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:36,841 I don't think he was scared. 106 00:04:36,908 --> 00:04:38,476 I just think he was a little flustered. 107 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,745 I was a little flustered, that's all. 108 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:42,447 You looked like somebody shot you in the head. 109 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:43,981 But, hey, I don't blame you. 110 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:45,683 You know, if Angela asked me that 111 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,719 in the middle of my graduation, I'd wet my gown, too. 112 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,723 Girl, at our age, we are supposed to be having fun, 113 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:53,891 not getting married. 114 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,726 What idiot doesn't know that? 115 00:04:55,861 --> 00:04:56,994 Marry her. What? 116 00:04:57,062 --> 00:04:58,929 I think you should marry her. 117 00:04:58,997 --> 00:05:00,864 Shawn, that's not what you're supposed to say. 118 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:02,700 You're supposed to say that you think we're crazy. 119 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:04,302 Well, you're crazy if you think 120 00:05:04,369 --> 00:05:07,271 you haven't been married to her your entire life. 121 00:05:07,339 --> 00:05:09,907 You might as well get presents. 122 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:13,711 Well, I do need a new toaster, but no. 123 00:05:13,779 --> 00:05:17,414 No. Rushing into marriage right now is way too overwhelming, 124 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,250 what with high school ending, college starting. 125 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:22,053 And you're scared to tell your parents. 126 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,323 Well, I see no reason why they ever have to know. 127 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:28,660 Well, if we're done talking about you, I've got some news. 128 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:31,062 Well, we're not done talking about me. How selfish are you? 129 00:05:31,129 --> 00:05:32,931 Cor... 130 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,532 I think I'm going to take some courses at Pennbrook. 131 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,400 Good. Have a nice day. 132 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,636 Which means that I'm going to be living in the dorms, 133 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:40,404 so if you're not ready to have Topanga as a roommate... 134 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:44,476 Wait, you and me together? That's two proposals on the same day, Shawn. 135 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:47,411 I... I must be the luckiest boy in the world. 136 00:05:49,247 --> 00:05:50,381 Well, Shawnie... 137 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:52,784 Yeah. I'm glad you decided to go to college, bud. 138 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,051 Thanks. 139 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:57,121 Wait a minute. What's he talking about? 140 00:05:57,189 --> 00:05:58,957 Yeah, I'm going to take some college courses. 141 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,725 I love my job, but there's more to life 142 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,294 than photographing naked ladies. 143 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,831 Oh, hey, that's great, buddy. You're going to college. All right. 144 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,801 There's no more to life than naked ladies. 145 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,872 Except maybe naked ladies that wear really tight shirts and really tight pants. 146 00:06:18,844 --> 00:06:20,645 Look, I'm proud of you, okay? 147 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:24,215 Problem with you is you don't know how to be supportive, okay? 148 00:06:24,282 --> 00:06:26,518 I want you to be supportive. 149 00:06:26,585 --> 00:06:28,653 Sorry. I'll try. 150 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,822 You know, this means Shawn and I are going to be roommates. 151 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,890 What? 152 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:33,057 I support that. 153 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,359 Unbelievable. 154 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:36,694 I support that. 155 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:39,964 I don't believe you. 156 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,900 I'm so proud of you! 157 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:45,302 Yeah, that's great. 158 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,970 All right. Good job. 159 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,974 Please don't move out. 160 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,442 Hey, school doesn't start for two months. 161 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:53,177 You guys should have plenty of time to find a new roommate. 162 00:06:53,244 --> 00:06:54,545 Cannot be done! 163 00:06:54,613 --> 00:06:55,813 We are very particular. 164 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:58,483 We got strict requirements. 165 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:02,019 I give up a scholarship to Yale to move to Philadelphia with you, 166 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:05,756 and you tell me you're going to Corpus Christi to find yourself? 167 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:07,391 You know what? 168 00:07:07,459 --> 00:07:08,926 Find this. 169 00:07:08,994 --> 00:07:09,994 (CRASHING) 170 00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:14,431 She pretty. That a lot of woman. 171 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,267 "Find this." God, that doesn't even make any sense, does it? 172 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:20,004 I think you did a wonderful job, and I support you. 173 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,910 You know, and I really thought that we loved each other. 174 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,177 And now I have no place to stay. 175 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,713 I don't know what I'm going to do. 176 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:31,048 (LAUGHING) Oh, man, I don't envy you. 177 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,223 What's all my stuff doing out in the hallway? 178 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,424 Oh, yeah. We found a new roommate. 179 00:07:40,492 --> 00:07:42,459 Get out. Here, I'll help. 180 00:07:42,527 --> 00:07:44,295 School doesn't start for two months. 181 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:45,863 Well, the funny thing is we found someone 182 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:48,199 who meets every one of our strict requirements. 183 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:50,534 I'm going to have to tell this guy that he can't move in here 184 00:07:50,602 --> 00:07:52,803 till I'm good and ready to move out. 185 00:07:52,871 --> 00:07:55,339 Hey, do you guys have any toothpaste I could borrow? 186 00:07:56,074 --> 00:07:57,174 Hi. 187 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,012 Let me help you here. 188 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:02,279 Yeah, just grab something and chuck it right out the door there. 189 00:08:02,347 --> 00:08:03,347 There you go. 190 00:08:03,414 --> 00:08:04,414 Okay, good. 191 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,050 Well... 192 00:08:16,494 --> 00:08:18,062 Hey, hey, come here. 193 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,031 You didn't tell Angela about us, did you? 194 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,033 I would never. Why? 195 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,269 You know, she was shooting me nasty looks at dinner, 196 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:26,537 and I almost didn't enjoy my pudding. 197 00:08:26,605 --> 00:08:27,838 Did you say anything to Shawn about us, 198 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,407 because I think he's been winking at me. 199 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:32,710 (GASPS) I would never. 200 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:34,845 Hey, I know how to keep a secret. 201 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,781 Now, remember, my parents are in there, so just act natural. 202 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:37,848 Okay. 203 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:42,253 Cory, Shawn just told us the big news. 204 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,654 Why didn't you say anything? 205 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:45,123 You told them? You told Shawn? 206 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:47,191 Oh, of course I told Shawn! 207 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:48,793 Aren't you angry? 208 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,862 Well, you guys have been together forever. Why would I be angry? 209 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:51,895 (LAUGHING) 210 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,332 (EXCLAIMS) 211 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:56,334 Talk about a load off my mind, huh? 212 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:59,603 I think you and Shawn will be very happy together as roommates. 213 00:08:59,671 --> 00:09:01,138 You and Shawn? What about us? 214 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,606 Topanga, I don't think the school 215 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:05,376 would allow you and Cory to be roommates unless you were married. 216 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,444 (BOTH LAUGH) 217 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:09,547 Here's where I'm dead. 218 00:09:09,614 --> 00:09:10,614 I thought we were going to decide this together. 219 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:12,049 Well, I was going to discuss it. 220 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,417 Hey, you knew about it, too? 221 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,018 You told Angela? You told Shawn. 222 00:09:15,086 --> 00:09:17,421 Why didn't you tell me? You didn't tell me. 223 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:20,158 Hey, everybody. Got this new roommate. She is fine! 224 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:27,998 All right, I'd kind of like to know what is going on now. 225 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:33,370 Okay, Dad, uh, see... (LAUGHING) 226 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:35,773 Topanga and I are, 227 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,609 you know, uh... 228 00:09:37,676 --> 00:09:39,443 It's really kind of amusing if you think about it. 229 00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:43,247 Uh, see, what's going to happen is, um... 230 00:09:43,315 --> 00:09:44,415 Cory and I are getting married. 231 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,088 Are you out of your minds? 232 00:09:50,155 --> 00:09:51,623 Why? 'Cause they love each other. 233 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:54,158 No, that's not a reason. They are too young. 234 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:55,860 You can't even clean up your room. 235 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,428 I'm going to get to it. 236 00:09:57,495 --> 00:09:59,096 You'll wait until you finish college. 237 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,032 Of course they'll wait. They haven't decided anything yet. 238 00:10:01,099 --> 00:10:02,699 Whose idiot idea was this? 239 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,902 Mine. It was my idiot idea. 240 00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:07,438 It's my idiot life, and I have the right to decide 241 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,073 if I want to be a married idiot. 242 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,308 I asked Cory to marry me. 243 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,310 Please don't yell at my fiancee. 244 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:14,378 Topanga, I thought you had more sense. 245 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,680 I asked Bobby Peplowski to marry me, 246 00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:17,815 then he kicked me. 247 00:10:19,484 --> 00:10:21,919 Have you thought of the responsibilities you're gonna have? 248 00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:24,588 No, they haven't. They haven't thought of anything. 249 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,057 Okay, Angela, let's just stay out of this. 250 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,591 No. These are our friends. 251 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:29,227 How can you let them ruin their lives? 252 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,795 They're not like us. They're hopelessly in love. 253 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,834 And so are we. So are we. 254 00:10:36,901 --> 00:10:39,070 We have paid for your food, for your clothes, 255 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:41,038 for your phone, for your car insurance... 256 00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:42,773 You think you can handle all that? 257 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,676 You know what? You two got married when you were my age, right? 258 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,211 I was a dope. 259 00:10:50,849 --> 00:10:52,350 (STAMMERING) I take that back. 260 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,151 What I mean, what I'm trying to say 261 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:57,488 is think of all the things in life you'll be missing out on. 262 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,089 Dad, Topanga and I... 263 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,726 No, no, you think you know what you want from your life, huh? 264 00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,594 You think you've got it all figured out. 265 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,230 Well, things don't always turn out the way you plan. 266 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,598 So, if you're going to do this, 267 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,368 you better prepare to make sacrifices. 268 00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,503 What sacrifices did you make, Alan? 269 00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,774 What? What do you mean we're not hopelessly in love? 270 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,175 What? 271 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,077 ALAN: I'm just trying to make a point to the kids. 272 00:11:20,145 --> 00:11:21,545 No, listen. You're not listening to me. 273 00:11:21,613 --> 00:11:23,681 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 274 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,916 Well, they're taking it better than I thought. 275 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,351 Well, it isn't for them to decide. 276 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:28,986 Okay, this is our lives, Topanga. 277 00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:31,088 Nobody is going to tell us what to do. 278 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,025 Come on. We're getting married. 279 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,700 (ALL CHATTERING) 280 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:46,137 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 281 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,571 If everybody'll just calm down, 282 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,207 I think I can be the voice of reason here. 283 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,809 (ALL LAUGHING) 284 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,844 (ALL CHATTERING) 285 00:11:53,912 --> 00:11:55,379 I think they should get married. 286 00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:56,346 Amen. 287 00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:57,547 Stop it, Shawn. 288 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,783 Eric, sit down! Thank you, Dad. 289 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,651 All right, listen. 290 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,219 The chances that Cory could find a woman like Topanga 291 00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:03,554 are, like, one in a million. 292 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,022 There's nobody better. 293 00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:06,890 Well, it's true. Oh, we all love Topanga. 294 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,692 That's not the issue. 295 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,595 Yes, but, see, in a few years, she's going to dry up. 296 00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,730 She's going to get all wrinkly. 297 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,498 Might as well just grab her while she's still smooth. 298 00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:15,866 Am I right there, Dad? 299 00:12:17,368 --> 00:12:18,736 You're an imbecile. 300 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:21,305 (LAUGHING) 301 00:12:21,372 --> 00:12:24,609 Have any of you guys noticed that Cory and Topanga aren't here? 302 00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,456 Cory, are you positive you want to do this? 303 00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:41,024 We're in the car, aren't we? 304 00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:42,359 Yeah, I know, but you're not just doing this 305 00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,094 because your parents are against it? 306 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,930 Topanga, I told you, it's my life. 307 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,199 I decide what I want to do with it. 308 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,801 What happens when you get to college 309 00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:52,269 and you see everybody meeting each other 310 00:12:52,337 --> 00:12:54,505 and dating and having fun? 311 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,007 Are you going to wish you could be doing the same thing? 312 00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:58,309 Well, it didn't faze me in high school, 313 00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,843 why should it faze me now? 314 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:05,883 Cory, you had your heart set on this big, romantic wedding. 315 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,552 Listen, Topanga, I can't think of anything more romantic 316 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:12,189 than sneaking off to a quiet little wedding chapel in the country. 317 00:13:12,257 --> 00:13:13,991 I want to marry you. 318 00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:15,759 That's what I have my heart set on. 319 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:17,428 I do. 320 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,598 Then why did you pass the exit? 321 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,732 Stop hounding me. 322 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,003 Yeah, well, we said some pretty awful things. 323 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,271 No. We just told them the truth. 324 00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:29,806 They probably just went to think things over. 325 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,608 I bet they eloped. (SIGHS) 326 00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:33,276 Without our permission? Cory? 327 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,645 (SCOFFS) I don't think so. 328 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,314 Hey, I know him. If he's forced to choose 329 00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:39,984 between anything and Topanga, it's no contest. 330 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:42,353 Remember when we told your father we were going to get married? 331 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:43,387 What did we do? 332 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,955 Well, that was different. 333 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,424 I mean, he was stubborn, totally set against it, 334 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,593 wouldn't listen to anything we had to... 335 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,864 Oh, boy! 336 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,332 Oh, boy. 337 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,634 Don't worry about it. 338 00:13:56,701 --> 00:13:58,435 Guys, can I be the voice of reason here again? 339 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,637 (ALL LAUGHING) 340 00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:02,340 That's great. Um... 341 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,109 Maybe you are responsible. 342 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,078 In fact, I know you are, 343 00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,612 what with the bickering and the lecturing and the yelling. 344 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,313 Okay, Eric. 345 00:14:10,381 --> 00:14:12,783 We have to support Cory and Topanga and accept this marriage. 346 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,853 We can't push them out of our lives like we pushed them to elope. 347 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,622 They love each other, and they belong together, 348 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:20,724 just like me and Rachel. 349 00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:24,662 Who's Rachel? 350 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:27,364 She's my beautiful new roommate angel. 351 00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:28,899 She's back at the apartment right now with Jack. 352 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,968 Oh, no. 353 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,704 Wait, what if they hit it off and she cheats on me? 354 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,407 I'd trip, man. 355 00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:41,212 Gonna get back and start slapping some people around. 356 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:50,354 It is our fault. We drove them to it. 357 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,461 Judge Bemis? Yes. 358 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,830 Hi, I'm Cory Matthews. We talked on the phone. 359 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,099 Oh, come on in, young man. Come on in. 360 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,503 And, uh, this must be the bride with the nutty name. 361 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,904 Topanga. Topanga. 362 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,839 (LAUGHING) That's silly. 363 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:12,242 Now, this is my wife P-foofta. 364 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,211 Our one friend calls me Foofie. 365 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,513 How do you do? How do you do? 366 00:15:17,515 --> 00:15:19,750 She'll be your witness. 367 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:24,021 Oh, they're so young, Henry. 368 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,858 Pay her no mind. We've been marrying folks for 36 years, 369 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,594 and she bawls like a baby every time. 370 00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:31,762 Stop it! 371 00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:36,233 We appreciate you guys doing this for us at such a late hour. 372 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:38,402 Oh, nonsense. This is what we do. 373 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,137 Besides, we can't be choosy. 374 00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:42,139 Everybody wants a big wedding these days. 375 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,208 Nobody wants to elope no more. 376 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,377 Well, I do. Right, Cory? 377 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,646 Cory, say I do. 378 00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:51,315 Already? 379 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,418 Shawn and I are very different people, but we're brothers, 380 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,720 and there's really nothing we wouldn't do for each other. 381 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,822 Then we beat each other up. 382 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,791 Yeah, me and my sister are the same way. 383 00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:03,360 Oh, well, if you're ever homesick and you want to wrestle... 384 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:05,596 What, me wrestle with you? 385 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,431 Oh, God, no. I'm a girl. 386 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:08,832 Whoa! 387 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,568 But I am one big old girl. 388 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,803 (SCREAMS) 389 00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:15,739 (LAUGHS) 390 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,042 Yeah, that's right. (SCREAMING MOCKINGLY) 391 00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:19,776 She's sitting on me, man. (LAUGHS) 392 00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:21,778 We were just fooling around. 393 00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,447 Oh, no. Please don't go. 394 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,048 So, where were you, Eric? 395 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,717 Oh, well, I... While you guys were here 396 00:16:26,784 --> 00:16:28,885 having your little sumo fest, 397 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,288 I was putting a crisis out on the home front. 398 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:32,489 Is everything okay? 399 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,325 It is now. 400 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:35,859 Cory and Topanga, that's my little brother and Topanga, 401 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,094 they ran off to elope. 402 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:38,295 My parents kind of went mental. 403 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:39,363 I calmed everything down. 404 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,897 How'd you do that? 405 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,233 I said, "Calm down, you." 406 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,301 Oh. 407 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:45,803 Yep. Then I explained to them 408 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,804 that we love both my brother and Topanga, 409 00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:49,906 and it would be... It would just be better 410 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,908 if we accepted the marriage rather than push them out of our lives 411 00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,010 and make them hate our guts, you know? 412 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,146 That is so romantic of you. 413 00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:57,547 (LAUGHING) 414 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:01,986 She's not sitting on you, is she? 415 00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:05,522 Oh, in here she is, my friend. In here she is. 416 00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,391 Oh. Yeah, that's right. 417 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,926 You know, I can hear everything you guys are saying. 418 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,530 Oh, you guys are terrific. 419 00:17:13,598 --> 00:17:15,966 You know, being with you makes me realize 420 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,934 what a creep my boyfriend really is. 421 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,002 You deserve better. 422 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,136 You deserve the best. 423 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,538 I'm saying. 424 00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,173 You know what my problem is? 425 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,843 My problem is that I always feel that I need a man in my life, 426 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,845 and I always choose the wrong one. 427 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,214 This is why I'm so lucky to have found you two. 428 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:32,315 Oh. 429 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,788 God, it's such a relief knowing we can live together 430 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,790 without all that, you know... 431 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,360 Yeah. 432 00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,197 That is good. That's a relief. 433 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,864 Ooh, would have been hard. 434 00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,237 We're going to be just like girlfriends. 435 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,811 Girlfriends. 436 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,782 (STAMMERS) If I understand this correctly, 437 00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:07,151 girlfriends sleep together, bathe together, 438 00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,952 and even get to see each other naked. 439 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:11,721 We already do that. 440 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,399 Oh, it's all my fault. 441 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:25,402 I came down way too hard on them. I... I made them do it. 442 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,037 I'm the one that jumped all over them. 443 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,174 Cory stood up to me like a man, and I just shot him down. 444 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,176 No, no. Cory came to me for advice. 445 00:18:32,243 --> 00:18:33,476 He wanted me to tell him to wait. 446 00:18:33,544 --> 00:18:35,145 I told him to go ahead and get married. 447 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,714 Well, hey, don't look at me. 448 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,683 I said all the right things. 449 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,485 But it didn't matter. 450 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,420 You can't tell Cory and Topanga what to do. 451 00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:47,024 I've been trying to do that since the first grade. 452 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,359 I remember when I tried to separate their desks. 453 00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:53,497 She kicked me, he bit me, 454 00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:55,733 and some little punk kept saying, 455 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,968 "Leave them alone. They should get married." 456 00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:01,872 I was cute then, huh? 457 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:05,576 Precious. 458 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,879 But the point is, your advice came from a good place, 459 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,282 but Cory and Topanga aren't in the first grade anymore. 460 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,583 They made their own decision, 461 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,085 and I think they'll be fine 462 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,020 because they've been well brought up. 463 00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:18,888 And well taught. 464 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,991 Well, I've done the best I can. 465 00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,361 Alan... 466 00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:25,896 ALAN: What's wrong? 467 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,001 I wish we could be at the wedding. 468 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,310 (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) 469 00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,428 (MUSIC STOPS) 470 00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:01,531 We are gathered here today to join in holy matrimony 471 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,767 Cory and Topanga. 472 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,739 But they're so young, Henry. 473 00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:10,874 Why don't we just give them back their money? 474 00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,378 That would be a nice gesture. 475 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,614 36 years, and she still don't get it. 476 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,117 This is what we do for a living. 477 00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:22,085 Where was I? 478 00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:25,322 Cut to the chase. 479 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,425 Do you, Cory, take Topanga to be your wife, 480 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,327 to honor and cherish her, 481 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,995 for richer, for poorer, 482 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:33,830 in sickness and in health, 483 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,532 till death do you part? 484 00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:39,670 Well, I always have. 485 00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,106 I always will. 486 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,110 I do. 487 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:50,280 And do you, Topanga, take Cory to be your husband, 488 00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:51,982 to honor and cherish him, 489 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,484 for richer, for poorer, 490 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,486 in sickness and in health, 491 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,254 till death do you part? 492 00:20:57,304 --> 00:21:01,854 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36444

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