All language subtitles for Boy Meets World s05e17 And Then There Was Shawn.eng

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Hey, what are you
doing in my seat?

Well, the wife and I
aren't together anymore,

and I figured it would be
safer if I had a buffer.

This break-up is now having
severe ramifications on me.

Ooh. Ramifications.
Nice word, Jughead.

You see? Now Feeny knows
I'm in the class.

It's just
logistics, Shawn.

Listen, if I sit
in that seat,

I can still smell her hair,
hear her breathe,

watch her sweater go up
when she raises her hand.

Oh! Okay,
I'll sit here.

But I'm only
between you two, okay?

I'm not in
the middle of you.

Hey, Topanga, can I
borrow your big pencil?

They're not divorced, Kenny.
It's just a trial separation.

Don't think I don't know

what "borrow a pencil"
means, okay?

Nobody.

Nobody's borrowed more
pencils than Shawn Hunter.

Hey, thanks for not getting
in the middle of this.

He was just asking
for a pencil.

I know what
he was asking for,

and if he asks again,

I'll stab that big pencil
through his heart.

You hear me, Kenny? Huh?

Why is Shawn so obsessed
with you two?

I don't know,

but he's almost taking it
harder than me and Cory.

We'll return to
The Young and the Restless

right after this
word from Feeny.

And here is the word.

Shut up.

Mr. Feeny, I'm sure
if you recall the pain

of being stabbed in the back
by a girlfriend...

I didn't stab him!
He stabbed me!

Oh, I'd stab myself
before I'd stab you.

Kenny, give me
that pencil.

I don't have one.

Now, listen.

This class will not
be more interested

in the romantic goings-on
of its students,

than it is with whatever
the hell I'm teaching.

Matthews, go sit on
that side of the room.

Lawrence, you sit on this side.

Right now, let's go!

Mr. Feeny,
you can't do that.

You're contributing to the
furtherance of their apartness.

I'm trying to
teach a class here.

Now, Mr. Hunter,
Nebraska...

Oh, don't try and
change the subject.

Quiet!

One more crazy interruption, and all
you nuts are going into detention.

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

Oh, that's it.

You know, I didn't think
seniors still got detention.

They do when they
act like two-year-olds.

(MIMICKING) "They do when
they act like two-year-olds."

Mr. Matthews,
when one mocks someone,

one should wait until they're
not looking right at them.

I'm not in
my regular seat.

This is detention, people.

That means no talking, moving, or
fraternizing for the next hour and a half.

Where are you going,
Mr. Feeny?

I am not in detention, Mr. Hunter.
I can do as I please.

And don't, for a moment, think because
of my absence from this room,

that you're
not being watched.

(DOOR CLOSES)

All I wanted
was a pencil.

Oh, shut up, Kenny. You're
lucky to even be here.

I don't happen to
see it that way.

Where do you think
you're going?

Well, if we're going to
be in here for over an hour,

then I'm going to my locker
to get my cheese product.

(CHUCKLES IN DISBELIEF)

Can you believe this?
Feeny locked us in.

He can't do that!

It's against the Geneva
Detention Convention.

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoa.
(EXCLAIMS)

Do you think
he works on that look?

Hey, Giggles,
we're locked in.

Do you have the key?

CORY: Great.

You wanna let us out?

Hey, this is
getting scary.

What is going on?

I don't know,
but I like it.

(SCREAMING)

Now I don't like it
as much.

(SCREAMING)

It's Feeny.

There's blood on
the blackboard, Shawn.

I don't think it's 'cause
he ran out of chalk.

No, no. It's fake.
It's all fake.

Feeny's pulling
some elaborate hoax.

Why?

Well, why does Feeny do anything?
To teach us something.

What's he trying
to teach us?

To pay attention
or we die.

You're nuts.
Stop attacking me, okay?

You've given up your
right to attack me.

This doesn't
make any sense.

It does if you've seen as
many horror films as I have.

This is classic. The locked
door, the scary janitor,

the bloody warning, and our
soon-to-be first victim.

Me? Why me?

Well, Kenny, it's certainly
not going to be any of us.

What are you thinking?
What is this guy doing?

(HEART BEATING)

All right.

You're the horror film
expert, what's that?

That's the sound of
our beating hearts.

It signifies
our heightened fear.

And the fact that
something horrible

is about to walk in
that door right now!

Heidi ho!

Who bled
on the blackboard?

What are you guys
doing here?

Well, Jack and I had the
hankering for some hoops.

Miss the smell of the old John
Adams locker room, you know.

Did you guys see
Feeny out there?

Nope. Not a soul.

Actually,
it was kind of creepy.

Why creepy? Why's it creepy? Why'd
you say creepy? Why creepy?

I think it had something
to do with that janitor.

I knew it!

See, we were
finished playing,

went to the locker
room to change,

and there he was, pushing his squeaky
bin, emptying the wastebaskets.

Well, that's not
so creepy.

Oh, and there was blood
coming out of the showers.

(GASPS)
Eric, how was the pressure?

Oh, really good. Got all
the soap out of my hair...

Blood in the showers?

This is straight out of that horror
film classic, Blood in the Showers.

No, this isn't
the janitor.

This is the work of a
diabolical master villain.

Feeny?
Absolutely, Feeny.

I just feel so bad that Kenny
has to be the first to die.

I really wish
you'd stop saying that.

So what do you think
Feeny's trying to do?

I think that he knows we're too
old for detention to scare us

like it did when we were
little kids, right?

So he's turned this school into
a total chamber of horrors.

Dr. Feeny's
house of terror!

That doesn't scare me.
Nothing scares me.

And Topanga doesn't belong to
your best friend, Cor anymore.

And if I want to borrow a
pencil from her, I will.

And what are you
gonna do about it?

(SCREAMING)

You put on a little weight since
the last time you were scared?

(SCREAMING)

No, no, no. You scream
when the lights go off.

If you scream when
the lights come on,

it takes away from
the first scream.

(SCREAMING)

Now you're
just being loud.

(ALL GASPING)

We'll always remember
he was that tall.

Oh, my gosh, they killed Kenny!
Yeah!

MAN OVER PA:

Feeny, Feeny, Feeny,
you are so low-budget.

Wake up, Shawn. This
could not be Mr. Feeny.

No, then what? There really is
some psycho killer on the loose?

You'd rather
believe that?

Oh, my God!

What? What?

My basketball's
gone, too!

No, it's not.
I've got it.

Oh, good.

Look, I don't care
who's behind this.

I'm scared. Can we
please get out of here?

Of course we can't
get out of here.

Feeny is the only one with
the keys to all the doors.

And they're all locked
and chained by now.

ALL: Help! Help!
Help! Help!

Darn it,
he's right!

Why won't you believe me?
It's all so predictable.

Yeah? Well, what's
gonna happen next?

First, there'll be some strange
shrouded figure creeping behind us

none of us will see.

Then the lights
will flicker,

and Feeny will pop up and
reveal his master plan to us.

MAN:
Here's a knife,
here's a gun

(LAUGHING)

Mr. Feeny, I have
got to hand it to you.

You have really outdone
yourself this time.

I mean, killing Kenny,
obvious choice.

But the pencil, George! I
mean, that was genius.

I knew it was you
all along.

What's the big lesson? What
were you trying to teach us?

Oh, my gosh!
They killed Feeny!

I was wrong.

Feeny's dead. Feeny's dead.
Mr. Feeny is dead.

Feeny can't die.
How can Feeny die?

He was the first suspect.
It's my fault.

The second I suspected him,
I signed his death warrant.

Well, is any one of us safe?

Yeah, virgins.
Virgins never die!

All right.
Thanks for saving me.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

Well, I'll get as sick as you
can get without actually dying.

What about Feeny?
He's dead.

Hey, hey, hey.

Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!
Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!

I said, go, go, go Feeny.
I said, go, go, go...

Okay! Listen.

As happy as I am for Feeny,
I am scared to death here.

Okay, what do we do?

Okay, all right,
let's calmly recap.

Kenny's dead, Feeny's dead, we're
trapped inside with the killer!

So basically, we have to
figure out who the killer is.

Yeah, we should
split up.

Right away, wrong.

Okay, fine, we'll just stay right
here, and we'll all be fine.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

(STUTTERING)
Don't say it!

The janitor's
the killer.

And that's the end
of the janitor.

Oh, stop being crazy.

Yeah, Shawn, you were wrong about
Feeny, and you're wrong about this.

You were wrong
to break up with Cory.

What does that have
to do with anything?

Did any of this happen
when you two were together?

No.

You've killed us.
You've killed us all.

Hey, hey, hey,
now you're overreacting.

There's only two people
that are horribly dead.

That's an acceptable loss.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

Oh, my God,
it's coming closer.

He's coming. He's
coming for all of us!

Come on,
let's get out of here!

Go, go, go, go!

(SCREAMING)

You know, you are
really good at that.

Thank you.

So where is he?

He's probably
on his way.

I don't think so.

Angela?
Yeah?

You sick of screaming?
Yes.

Then don't look in here.

(ALL SCREAMING)

There's, like,
15 retainers in there!

And this.

Oh, me, okay.

(SCREAMS)

Wait a second.
The killer's dead!

We're off the hook! Up top!

I don't get it, man. It
had to be the janitor.

There's nobody else
in here. Is there?

All right, how do
you explain this?

Easy. The death of the
janitor signifies

the end of the last of
the obvious suspects.

Just like in the cult classic, The
Last of the Obvious Suspects.

But that
would mean...

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

The killer
is one of us.

Like in
The Killer is One of Us.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

Enough already!

Why? Do we upset you?

Yes!

Upset you enough

to kill?

I'm done.

Okay, I think we need
to face it, everybody.

One of us is a crazy,

psychopathic

(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
murderer.

(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
The question is

which one of us
is it?

Look, none of us
is a killer.

There has to be
somebody else in here

and there has to be
another way out.

Somebody has to
find a way out.

Fine, I'll do it.
I'm the oldest.

Actually,
I'm the oldest.

Yeah, but I've lived
the longest.

Okay, fine,
you can go.

All right, so, you know,
what just happened here?

You get to stay out here
all by yourself.

Oh, good!

Good luck.
Thanks, man.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE SOFTLY)

(SCREAMS)

Excuse me?

Killer! Killer!
You're the killer!

And I know you're gonna tell
me you're not the killer.

Because you're beautiful, you think
I'm gonna believe you, but I'm not!

This is just like that movie,
Killer, Killer, You're the Killer.

And I knew you're
gonna tell me that...

I'm not the killer.

I believe you.

See, I'm a new student here, and I was
in study hall and I got locked in.

I've been
so frightened.

You are very friendly,
aren't you?

I'm friendly enough to keep you
safe from the bad, bad killer man.

Hi. Eric Matthews.
And you are?

Jennifer Love Fefferman.

It's such
a beautiful name.

Can I call you Feffy?

Everybody does.

She doesn't look like
the killer type to me.

Me, neither. I am, however,
less sure about Eric.

Don't assume.

It's always the one you
think can't be the killer.

You can hang out
with us, Feffy.

Yeah, as long as we all hang out
together, we'll all be safe.

(RINGS)
(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

I'm sorry, you...

Yes, girl, I am the
screamer around here.

Hello?

MAN: Do you like
scary movies?

What's your favorite?

Ooh, okay.

Well, I like that one with the
hotty-hot-hot from Party of Five.

Neve Campbell?
Duh.

Guys, we can use
the phone to help us.

That's a great idea because when
we find out who the killer is,

we can hit him
with this.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Oh, hey!
It's the killer.

Uh-huh.
Mmm-hmm.

Ooh. Uh-huh.

Yeah.
All righty. Bye-bye.

On and on.

What did he say?
Was he mad?

He said
what all killers say.

He wants to come here,
he wants to kill us.

Wants us
to wait right here.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

You know, I don't trust this
Jennifer Love Fefferman

any more than
I can throw her.

I know. We don't know
anything about her, do we?

When did this school
get a library?

Every day's a new
adventure, isn't it?

All right, everybody,

as much as this goes against
my horror movie instincts,

I think we should split up.

That way the killer can't
get to us all at once.

You know, I don't understand why
anyone would do this to us.

I mean, we're good kids.
Why? For what reason?

Yeah. Hey, we're all
scared, but you know what?

Don't worry. We're going
to get out of this.

(SCREAMING)

Feffy! I'll save you!

No, it's too late, but I think
I know who the killer is.

Save your breath, Feffy. There'll
be plenty of time for that later.

Eric, I'm dying.

Oh, right! Okay, then maybe
you should tell me now.

I caught a glimpse of the killer
just before the books hit me.

The killer is...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Eric! Feffy. Eric!

Oh, he was my friend, my roommate.
I didn't really know her.

He paid half the rent.

Now I can't afford to live
in my apartment anymore.

Wait, if I can't afford to
live in my apartment anymore,

then I don't
wanna live.

Wait! Wait!

Shawn is still
your roommate.

Together you can
make the rent.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Let's go
back inside now. Thanks.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Okay, I know
I was wrong before,

but I really, really think
this guy's the killer.

Why are you
doing this to us?

Shawn?

Shawn?

Hey, Shawn.

Cory.

You fell asleep.

Feeny's looking at you
like he's going to kill you.

No, he's not
the killer. I am.

What?

Mr. Feeny, you can let
everybody else go.

It's not their fault we're in detention.
It's mine.

How do you
figure that?

Well, Cory and Topanga
aren't together anymore.

Yes, I know. I, too,
read Teen Beat, Mr. Hunter.

And I guess I've been
taking it pretty hard.

And I'm sorry I disrupted the
class and killed everybody,

but I think
I know why I did it.

Pray tell.

You guys have been together
since before I even knew you.

And if you're not,

then I guess I feel like there's
nothing I can depend on.

And it really makes me angry that
there's nothing I can do to fix that.

Shawn.

You're not
responsible for this.

What do you mean?

This isn't your fault.

Something bad
happened, Mr. Hunter,

but for the very first time,
you're not responsible.

How come
I feel so bad?

Well, because you're
a troubled young man.

I recognize that from the
movie, A Troubled Young Man.

You may all go.

It's obvious that you've
been punished enough.

The Great Society,
Mr. Matthews.

Lyndon Johnson's agenda for his
public policy, sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(CHUCKLES APPRECIATIVELY)

Nebraska.

Miss Lawrence.

Gee, I don't know. You've actually
stumped me, sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(LAUGHING)

Nebraska, Mr. Hunter.

The only state with a unicameral
legislature, sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

Pythagorean theorem,
Miss Moore.

A squared plus B squared equals
C squared, sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

Actually,
I've written a thesis

which disputes
that theory,

and when I accept my
Fields Medal for mathematics,

I will be sure to thank you,
sir, Mr. Feeny, sir.

Come on, everyone,

let's give a hand
for sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(ALL YELLING)

Nebraska, Mr. Hunter.
Nebraska!

That's the 75th state.
Major export, tortillas.

(WHOOPING)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

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