All language subtitles for Boy Meets World s04e05 Boy.eng

* I dreamed
a day like this

* When children laugh
and play like this

* And the sun shines
just for me

* And I feel good

Make it stop.

* And the sun shines
just for me

* And I feel good

* A handsome passerby
tosses me a $20 bill

Whoa.

* And the sun shines
just for me

* And I feel good

Close the door, will ya?
Will ya please close it?

Aw, what's
the matter, Dad,

a little too perky
for you out there this morning?

GIRL:
* It's a lollipop day

* A jolly, wolly
molly, dolly... *

Nobody's comin' in here.

She's scarin'
all the customers away.

Would you rather have
the smelly old guy

who used
to spit on people?

Yeah, yeah, get him.

Get him and
get rid of her.

Me? Why me?

Because we're equal partners
in this business,

and I'm your father,
and you do what I tell you to do.

Well, as long as
I know the rules.

* Feel the warmth
Can you feel it?

* Can you feel it?
It's warm

* It's warm
and I feel good

Excuse me, miss.
I'm really sorry, but...

* And the sun shines
just for me

* And I feel good
* And I feel good

(DOOR OPENS)

So, it's done?

Of course it's not done.

I mean, don't you
know me at all?

Why would you send me
to do something like that?

She smiled at you.

(EXCLAIMS)

All right, look.
Take her to lunch,

and ask her to take her act
further down the road.

Can you handle that?

Ha! Can I handle that?
Yeah, I can handle that.

Or fail to do so.

But I'm gonna
need some money.

So can you give me some
'cause I gave her all of mine.

And as this
will be the last presidential election

in which you
do not cast a ballot,

I want this classroom
to be an open forum

to discuss the issues
which most concern your lives.

Mr. Hunter, what issue
most concerns your life?

The swimsuit issue.

How am I doin'?

Boffo, Mr. Hunter.

Mr. Matthews?

Ah, yes. Actually, there is
a pressing social matter

which I feel equipped
to discuss with confidence and alacrity.

Oh, well,
then you have the floor, Mr. Matthews.

Nah, that used me up.

Save us, Miss Lawrence.

Well, first of all,
I'd just like to say

that I think Cory's
really cute for tryin'.

Oh, thank you, sugar.

(GIGGLING)

And that I think
the biggest crisis facing this country

is the breakdown
of the American family.

Oh, you always
gotta go after Shawn.

Well, I just think that
lots of other issues,

like crime
and the decline in education...

Hey, hey, lay off me.

...all have to do with
how we're brought up in our homes.

Well, now,
I agree with you, Miss Lawrence.

That's it.

Mr. Hunter...

(BELL RINGS)

Oh, that's it.

Shawn, you're not
really upset, are you?

What, that I'm
personally responsible

for the breakdown
of American society?

Nah, I got
bigger problems.

I know.
I got problems, too.

I mean, Topanga and I
were supposed to go out tonight,

but it's not happening.

Well, that's good.

Now we got ourselves
a rare guy's night out.

You and me.
Two guys catchin' up.

All right, I'm into that.
The boys together again.

So, it's a pretty
lucky thing

Topanga's babysitting
tonight, huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have a girlfriend who's babysitting?

Yeah, late into the night,
so burgers or a movie?

Cory, there's no burger.
There's no movie.

There's just you
and your girlfriend in a stranger's house.

No interruptions,
alone on a couch.

Ah. (LAUGHS)
Ah.

Cory Matthews,
a parent's worst nightmare.

Lock up your daughters.
The hormones will be a-flyin' tonight.

You believe me?

No, but you're
very sweet.

* I got interested
in music

* When I saw my first
Broadway show *

Corinna, Corinna, talk.

Use your words.
It's okay just to talk.

(CHUCKLING) Oh. Okay.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Well, I saw Annie.

And when that little girl
sang The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow,

I felt like
she was talking to me.

Did she maybe mention
that you should write

something with
a little more edge?

You sound
just like my uncle with the record company.

Oh, you have
a record deal?

Not yet. Uncle David
says I don't have enough edge.

He seems to think
I don't have enough life experience yet.

Man, that must've really
put you in a bad mood,

brought you down,
put you in a dark place?

(LAUGHS)

You have no idea
what I'm talkin' about, do you?

No.

I mean, I just did
what I always do,

I put my feelings
in a song.

* Thank you, Uncle David

* For listening to my songs

* And only
taking two calls

* And I'll try
to be more edgy

* But I can't right now
'cause I'm lookin' at a...

* Dandelion

* Dandelion

Now, Topanga,
Billy's bedtime is...

9:00 sharp.

And the emergency
numbers are...

Posted next to
the telephone.

And...
No boys.

And...
No boys at all.

Water guy.

Don't worry,
he's not staying.

I know your rules.
No boys.

What are you
doing here?

Oh, Topanga,
when I said no boys,

I didn't mean
this kind of boy.

This is Amy and Alan's
little boy.

Mmm-hmm.

Um. Amy and Alan's
dangerous little boy.

We're all dangerous
in the beginning.

We'll be out late.
If you two get dozy,

just take a little nap
on the couch.

Very comfortable couch.

Lie down on it,
you'll think you're dead.

It's wonderful.

I'm glad you came over,
dangerous boy.

Why don't you
get all dangerous on the couch,

and I'll get us
something to eat.

Okay.

All right, all right.

Cozy couch, empty house,
dangerous guy...

Everything is working out
according to plan.

What could
possibly go wrong?

Can I help you
with something?

You're
Morgan's brother.

Uh-huh, and aren't you
supposed to be in bed?

I got a Nintendo
64-bit upstairs.

Well, why are
we down here?

Billy, what are you
doing up?

He's got 64-bits.

Well,
he's got 9:00 bed.

Oh, Topanga,
let him have five minutes.

I really wanna play.

Listen, Billy,

your parents have
entrusted me with your care,

and I am obligated
to follow the rules

as they have
clearly laid out.

What were you doing?

I love you?

Get to bed right now.

Can't I watch TV?

Sure.
No.

Cory!
No.

Billy,
what were you thinking?

But it's
the Friday night lineup.

Ooh, the Friday night
lineup.

What does
that have to do with anything?

The Friday night lineup,
it's only the best shows on TV.

I mean,
you walk into school Monday morning,

and you didn't see
the Friday night lineup, forget it.

You got nothin' to say.

Don't take that
away from me.

I cannot believe
you are undermining my authority.

I am this child's
babysitter,

and I take
my responsibilities very seriously.

What were you doing?

I love you?

Ha.

What, you think
this is funny?

No, Mistress Topanga.

(STUTTERING) I think it's
the opposite of funny.

I think it's wood.

At least let me watch
my favorite show.

It's on right now.

But it's 9:30.
I know you don't stay up past 9:00.

It used to be on
at 8:30,

but this year,
they moved it to 9:30. Those idiots.

Wait a minute.
They moved that show to 9:30. Why?

No one knows.

Well, was it doing
badly at 8:30?

No.
Why didn't they leave it alone?

They're trying to kill it.
They're trying to kill it.

Those are
bad, bad people.

Cory, we have to
have a little talk.

Right after the show,
honey.

There will be no show.

Get to bed.

Well, that was
nicely done.

Now it's just
you and dangerous me on a cozy couch.

You're going home.

Well, then it's just you.
What fun could that be?

You have no idea
what this is about, do you?

Yes, I do,
and it happens to be a very important issue,

not just to me and you,
but to all men and women in relationships,

both here and abroad.

You have no idea
what this is about, do you?

Oh, do I ever?

Hey, Cory,
you're missin' a real funny one.

The curly-headed kid
keeps on digging himself in deeper and deeper.

Love that kid.
He is such a doof.

I mean, I don't know
what Uncle David

could've possibly meant
by life experience.

I'm 18 years old.

I've been
to Sleep Away Camp.

I even got on
the wrong bus once.

I had a goldfish
who died.

Suicide, was it?

(LAUGHING) Oh, you.

Hey...

* Oh, you

* Oh, you

* I'm glad I know you

* And I'm
glad you know me, too

* We'll never get the flu

* And go
a-choo-choo-choo *

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Like, shh!

Check. Shh. Check.

Is there
something wrong? No. No.

No, nothing's wrong.
I was just, um...

I was just looking around,
and I noticed all these people were...

Were watching you
and listening to your song,

and I was afraid
they were gonna steal it,

and I don't know,
go sell it to Andrew Lloyd Webber,

who would then write
a three-hour musical about your dead goldfish.

Would he call it
"Goldie"?

No. He'd call it...
Check!

"Check,"
he would call it.

You know,
when I got up this morning,

I had no idea
that before the day was over,

I'd meet someone
I was gonna spend the rest of my life with

and all
our lives to come.

Okay, Corinna...

Um, I don't know
how to say this,

so I'm gonna
choose my words very carefully.

I think you're a psycho.

I wanna get as far away
from you as I possibly can.

What?

Well, I'm just not
the guy for you.

I mean, you need
a guy who's...

Who's happy and perky
all the time.

You know,
maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed,

and he thinks
he's a bunny.

And you guys can go off
and be bunnies together.

(YELLS) Check!

For the love of God,
will someone please bring me a check!

You don't wanna
see me anymore, do you?

Oh, see,
it's not just that.

I wanna put you
on a rocket ship

and send you
to the planet Flaflooga.

This has never happened
to me before.

That's a minor chord.

* I would've
given you my heart

* I would've
given up who I am

* But you trampled
on my soul

* 'Cause you
don't understand

* You're shallow

* You're shallow

* You're shallow

* Look at that
shallow boy *

Topanga,
the lunch bell sounded,

and I thought
maybe you and I could grab a bite-ski

at this charming
little place I know called the cafeteria.

What would be
the point, Cory?

Well, first, I'm gonna
take a step back,

and then
I'm gonna tell you. There are three points.

I'm hungry,
you're my girlfriend,

and it's
Taco Bar Tuesday.

You would feed tacos
to our child?

Our wha...

You and I are
gonna have a child...

Wait a minute.
We've only kissed.

I mean, I knew
I was a good kisser, but, wow.

Our future child.
The one we'd have if we got married.

Oh, that kid.
Would I feed him tacos?

Yeah. Four for 99 cents.
He's gonna be taco crazy.

You're not getting
that I'm really upset with you.

Oh, no, my precious peach.
I had that right away.

Do you know why
I'm upset with you?

Yes.
Me, something I've done or haven't done or did do,

but didn't do properly.

Now, with that said,
taco.

You let Billy stay up
last Friday night.

You'd rather
be pals with our kids

than a strong,
responsible role model.

Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.

And yet, if I may,
at the risk of being argumentative,

we don't have any kids.

And we're not gonna.
You know why?

'Cause
we're just kissin'?

Because I believe
that a family falls apart

if there are not
strong, authoritative role models at home.

Topanga,
it wasn't our home. It wasn't our kid.

Now, I'm sure
what you're saying

probably makes
a lot of sense,

but right now,
my blood sugar level's dropping,

and all I want's
a little taco.

Well, if that taco is
more important to you than our child,

then this family
has dysfunction written all over it.

Hey, Cor, taco?

I don't think
I'm supposed to have one.

Eric, you know
how you got this great new job with Dad,

and your life's
finally beginning to come together?

Yeah?
That's over.

Why?
CD player. You got one?

(DOG SNORING NOISILY)
Yeah, under the counter.

Let me pull out the Sounds
of the Sleeping Sled Dogs.

We were walkin' by
Varsity Records,

and we saw them
putting these in the window.

Hey, this looks
just like Corinna.

Yeah,
ain't that a hoot?

Wait, she put out
a record?

How'd she do that
so fast?

"Uncle David's
Records and Tapes." Oh.

"Adult advisory.
Lyrics not suitable for children"?

I wonder why.

(CORINNA SINGING)

* You're shallow

* You're shallow

* Shallow

* Look at that
shallow boy *

(TURNS OFF MUSIC)

Wow, she sounds
really angry.

That was the ballad.

Come on, I mean,
there's two billion people in the world.

She could be angry
about anything.

This could be
about anybody.

Track number two.
"Eric Matthews, you're so vain,

"you probably didn't
know the song before this was about you."

All signs point to you.

All right, fine.
But, I mean, this is just a vanity CD.

You know,
this is something

her uncle put together
in a booth somewhere.

It's not like anybody's
ever gonna hear this.

RADIO JOCKEY: You're
tuned in to FM-109.

Well, if you thought
Alanis held a grudge,

you ain't heard
nothin' yet.

Her name is Corinna,
and she's real angry

at some pitiful creep
named Eric Matthews.

This one ought to be on
the charts for 20 years.

(YOU'RE SHALLOW
PLAYING ON RADIO)

I'm famous.

Hi, honey.

It's so good
to see you studying.

(AMY READING)

Oh, boy, suddenly,
I have no legs.

No, no, it's not
what you're thinking, Miss Dirty Mind.

It's research.

Research? Why?

Well, because one day,
Topanga's gonna be a mother,

and I'm gonna be
the father or the uncle,

or the way I'm goin',
the guy down the street with the binoculars,

but I just wanna
be ready

for whatever it is
I'm gonna be.

Why, that's good,
Cory,

but mostly, you learn
from experience.

I mean,
your dad and I weren't prepared in advance,

but we did
the best we could,

and we ended up
raising three wonderful, well-adjusted children.

Hey, now I'm a maladjusted,
woman-hating loser freak.

Okay. Two.

(DOOR SLAMS)

Corinna came out
with a new song, huh?

* He's a loser freak
loser freak

* He's a maladjusted
loser freak

* He's a woman-hatin'
maladjusted loser freak

I can't believe
you're my brother.

Ew!

* He's a loser freak
loser freak

This is a very difficult
situation here.

I mean,
Corinna's a very sweet girl with a great artistic spirit.

It'd just be wrong
to crush that.

* And he doesn't like girls

* 'Cause he's afraid of them

* Afraid of them

* I think he likes boys

* If you know
what I'm sayin' *

Okay,
this chick is toast.

Ah, Eric.

Hey, you remember that girl
who was playing guitar in front of our store?

No.

Well,
she's lookin' for you. She gave me this.

Ah, she wants
to meet me later.

I bet she wants
to apologize.

I'm surprised
you had the guts to show up.

I'm surprised you're out
when the sun is up.

Mysterious
vampire references

from a pseudo-angry man.

Uh, what are
you doin' there?

Oh, I just
write things down from time to time.

So, uh, why else
don't ya like me?

'Cause you're makin'
my life miserable.

I just want you
to cut it out.

Hmm. Meow-meow
came the sound from the whining cat.

What else you got?

Nope, that's it.
I've said my piece.

No, no, no,
I know you've got lots of anger.

I mean, go ahead,
yell at me, dump me, make me feel bad.

Wait a minute.

What?

You're out of material,
aren't you?

I don't know what
you're talkin' about.

Yeah. That's why
you had to see me today.

No, it isn't.
Yeah.

Uncle Dave needs
some more angry songs,

and you don't have 'em.

I have 'em.
I have lots of 'em.

I'm a very
dark and edgy girl.

Mmm-hmm. Maybe to
the rest of the world.

But you know what I see
when I look at ya?

(EERILY) Dandelions.

What?
Mmm-hmm.

Pretty dandelions and
flowers on a sunny day.

(STUTTERING)
No, I don't wanna look at the dandelions.

I'll lose my edge.

Come on, Corinna,
I know your true self.

No, I'm a troubled,
twisted soul.

You know nothing about me.

* The sun'll come out

Don't do that.

* Tomorrow

* Bet your
bottom dollar that

When?

* Tomorrow

* There'll be

What?

* Sun

* Just thinkin'
about tomorrow

* Clears away the cobwebs
and the so...

(STUTTERING) Eric,
are you leaving me?

* Tomorrow

* Tomorrow
* Tomorrow

* I love ya, tomorrow

* You're only a day

(IMITATING DRUM BEAT)

* Away

"So that night,
the purple duck taught all his little friends

"to go to bed early,
to eat our green vegetables,

"and that there's
no reason to be afraid of the potty. The end."

The little purple duck
is quite the overachiever, isn't he?

Well, that's somethin'
for you to think about while you go to sleep.

Now, go brush
your teeth.

Billy Epperson
said at his house,

you let him stay up late
and watch TV.

Morgan,
have we learned nothing from the purple duck?

You're just
making me go to bed because I'm your sister.

No, no, I'm making you
go to bed because I'm your brother,

and I love you.

So, go to bed.

How long
have you been here?

Just walked in.

Did you come over to
yell at me some more?

No. I heard
you were babysitting,

so I brought you
some tacos.

Is this a trap?

I just figured
empty house, cozy couch,

dangerous me
and maybe you.

Okay, but before
I lower my shields here,

what exactly made you
change your mind?

I got to thinking
about what you said about us being young

and not having kids
for a while,

and my guess is that
by the time we do,

you'll be
a pretty good dad.

You know, my guess is
I will be, too.

You know why?
Because kids respect me.

They do.
They sort of think of me as Mr. Discipline.

So, we won't have kids.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

RADIO JOCKEY:
And now we've got the latest single

by that
angry young lady, Corinna Collins,

who's taken the country
by storm.

I haven't
heard this one yet. It's called...

Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuv?

(CORINNA SINGING)

* At the little house down
from the dandelion puddle

* Is a cute, sweet boy
I sure wanna cuddle *

(RECORD SCREECHING)
RADIO JOCKEY: Wow, that's bad.

She's over.

(LAUGHING)

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