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All right, I'm going to
do something

I haven't done
in a very long time.

Hold me, Mommy!
What?

Eric, you've only applied
for one job.

There's plenty more out there.

It wasn't just any job.
It was the Gap.

I mean, if anybody
should be working at the Gap, it's me.

I mean, look.
I'm Gap!

All Gap! Even when
I'm in the shower, I'm Gap!

You didn't put that
on your application, did you?

No. They said
I wasn't qualified.

I told them
a monkey could work there.

Mom, it was the
weirdest thing.

Last night, I'm walking
by the Gap.

They got a monkey
selling jeans.

I gave them
that idea.

Well, next time
you go out for a job,

wear a diaper
and smoke a cigar.

People like that.

(SIGHS) Morning.

Hey, Dad, I need $25
for a class picture.

$25? How big
is your class?

Everyone else paid.

The teacher said
if I don't pay today,

they're going to
airbrush me out.

Fine, fine.
Take, take.

Oh, Dad,
keep your wallet open. I got pictures, too.

What grade are you in?

Eleventh.

We got enough of you.

Alan!

Fine, fine.
Take, take.

I'll work Sundays.

"I'll work Sundays"?

I'm not thrilled
working there weekdays.

Amy, I'm doing something
about my job.

Dad, you can't quit.

I can't support this family.
I am not a monkey!

Amy, I'm going to
ask for a raise.

Is that what you think
will make you happy?

Happier than I am now,
and I'm not coming back into this house

until I get it.

Mom, why is Dad
standing outside the house?

You didn't get it.

No, I got it.
I walked in, I said to Pete,

"Pete,
we got to talk."

He said, "Alan,
nothing to talk about. How is $5,000?"

$5,000? Come inside.
Sit in the nice chair.

Amy, I think I could have
gotten even more.

Well, then sit
in the nice chair and use the nice phone.

Call Pete
and ask for it.

Well, actually,
I don't think calling Pete would make much sense.

Why not?

Because I don't work
there anymore, Amy. I quit.

Would you pass
the potatoes?

Dad, you quit
your job?

We're going to be poor.

We're not
going to be poor.

Alan, how could you
quit your job without even discussing it with me?

We're discussing it now.

Oh, so no decision
was actually made?

Uh, no.
A decision was made.

Now it's time for
the very important discussion

that follows
the making of the decision.

Alan, if we had
discussed this

before a decision
was made,

I might have
gently pointed out

that we have
children to feed and bills to pay.

Bye-bye, car.

Amy, I would never
put this family at risk.

We have a little money
saved up,

and one day
I hope to go into business for myself.

That way Eric could
come work for me.

Hey! You hear that?

I'm going to be responsible
for the well-being of this family.

Bye-bye, house.

So you see, Amy,
nothing to worry about.

I made
a good decision.

Fine, fine.
I made one, too.

What?
What decision did you make?

Well, that if
you're allowed to make a unilateral decision

about something
which affects this entire family,

then so am I.

Well, what decision
are you going to make?

I don't know yet.

But one day,
I will make a decision

which affects
this entire family because you did,

and our relationship
is an equal partnership, isn't it?

Yes.

But don't you worry

because I'll talk it over
with you afterwards.

And that's
the whole sad mess I find myself in.

Wow! And to think,
you were my only rich friend.

Comfortable,
never rich.

Indoor plumbing?
Rich.

Well, whatever
we were, Shawn, we're not anymore.

You know,
I never realized how easy I had it.

You had it easy,
all right.

You, with your breakfasts
in the morning,

your lunches
in the afternoon, your dinners at night.

Eaters!
You're eaters!

Shawn,
they put the food in front of me.

That's okay, Cor.
You're my friend,

and I'm going to teach you
how to be poor.

Would you?

Well, it's not
going to be easy.

You come from a world
of many pants.

They put the pants
in front of me.

Now, don't turn
your back on me.

Okay, Cory.
You sound sincere.

Let me ask you
one question.

When was the last time
you slept inside?

Last night.

I can't
work with you.

Hey, how are you?
Good to see you. Haven't seen you in a while.

Hey, you do that then,
all right?

And you.
I'm not talking to you. Okay.

Hey, Mr. Feeny.
How's it going by and by?

Fine, by and by.

So, Mr. Matthews,
how does it feel

to be back in the
old school hall?

They miss me,
don't they?

Oh, yes.
We've brought in a crisis counselor

to help the students
deal with their loss.

Well, I think that's
a great way to begin the healing process.

Oh, you weren't serious.

No.
Okay.

I take it
you're here to set up a tutoring schedule.

Well, you know,
I was, but now, Mr. Feeny,

I really don't think
tutoring's going to be necessary for me.

Now, Eric,
I thought we agreed

that colleges
look favorably on students

who acknowledge
their scholastic shortcomings

and try to
rectify them.

Whatever.
But you know, my dad has actually decided

to start
a family business

and has generously
offered me a position within the firm,

so, as you can see,
my future's assured.

What kind of
business is it?

I don't know,
but, you know, it doesn't really matter.

Because this weekend
the Matthews men are attending

the "Be your own boss
franchise exposition opportunity extravaganza"

at the Airport
Comfort Inn.

Where dreams
are born.

Yeah.

Dad, somewhere out there
lies our bright, shining future.

Where do you
want to start?

Well, since
I've been in food my whole life,

I think we can eliminate
everything from spaghetti-in-a-bag to

Das falafel sergeant.

Well, since
I've been in school my whole life,

I want to eliminate
anything where you have to shower with guys.

Gentlemen, I couldn't
help but overhear your career consternation.

What you're looking for
is something fresh, something new,

a business
with unlimited growth opportunity

where you can be
your own boss.

Does it
sound good so far?

That's exactly what
we're looking for.

Then let me ask you,
do you have a dog?

Yes.

No!
No, we don't.

We'll get one.
Don't blow this. We have a small dog.

According to this graph,
over 75 million Americans have a dog,

and every day those dogs
leave behind a great deal of, shall we say, residue.

I think we've
heard enough.

No! No! No! Let's see
where this is going.

Now, let's face it.
No one is picking up this stinky mess

on our lawns,
on our parks. What to do?

Here lies the answer.

What is it?

Poo-pourri.

Poo-pourri?

Poo-pourri. Deodorizes,
sanitizes, glamorizes.

Ooh, cake!

Come on, let's go.

No. I want to
make this my life.

Gentlemen,
the figures are irrefutable.

If each pet-owning
American purchases only one can of poo-pourri,

this franchise is worth
over $40 billion,

catapulting Poo-pourri Inc.
to the number one corporation in America.

And if nobody
buys it?

Well, now you sound
like my wife!

So that's a leader
so far, huh, Dad?

Uh, sadly,
it is, Son.

But there are many
business opportunities to consider,

and I'm sure
we will find exactly the right thing for us.

You want to open
an Ogner's House of Strudel?

I do, and here's why.
There's 149 varieties, and every month

they assure me that
Frau Ogner comes out with a new flavor.

So now
my future depends on a Bavarian named Ogner.

Shawn warned me
about this.

Alan, tell me you
are not buying into this strudel idea.

No, no.
Actually, this was my first choice.

Rapidmart?
What is this, a convenience store?

Yeah. I think it
makes perfect sense for someone like me.

It's a business
I already know.

It's a business
you already hate.

I hated working
for somebody else. This would be different.

I'd run my own store,
run it my way.

You're still
selling lettuce.

Alan, you know this is
not what you want.

Amy, I can't seem
to win with you.

You wanted to be
included in the decision, so I include you,

and now
you're trying to talk me out of

something I
kind of, sort of, maybe want to do.

Oh, well, gee, with
that kind of passion,

who am I to
stand in your way?

Hello?
Is this obvious only to me? Strudel.

Eric, no strudel.

Fine, you're out.

Naptime.
Yeah, you're right.

Look, Amy,
I looked at every possible job opportunity,

and this is
what I want to do

because this makes
the most sense.

Oh, this isn't about
what makes sense.

This is about
spending the rest of your life

doing what you
want to do.

I want to run
my own store.

I want you to be
happy for me.

Now, are you behind me
on this or not?

No.

Fine.
Thank you for your support.

What is that,
your sleeping bag?

Uh-huh.

Oh, one little
disagreement,

and you're
walking out on me?

And I'm
taking Eric.

Couple of nights
under the stars,

a little hiking
through the woods, some fishing.

That's where I do
my best thinking.

I got to try
and figure out

what to do
with the rest of my life.

Alan, what we talked about
in the kitchen,

you know that I would
never stand in the way

of something I thought
you really wanted to do.

I know that.

But this isn't about
what I want to do.

This is about
my responsibility to this family,

and I just...
(SIGHS)

I just feel
so helpless.

Honey,
you feel helpless because you're stuck.

Alan, it's all right
to take a risk.

I can't support
this convenience store idea

because I know
you won't be happy,

and I can
only support your happiness.

Cory, taking part
in a research study

is a ridiculous way
to make money.

If you need it that bad,
I'll lend it to you.

Well, Shawn says
I've got to learn to provide for myself.

Well, then
get a real job.

Well, Shawn says
I'm in no position to pay taxes right now.

These guys
don't even want to know our real names.

Well, I think
you guys are both lunatics.

Yeah?
Well, we'll see what you think

after we get
our 100 bucks.

Just for testing
a new shampoo?

Yep.

You sure
there's nothing to worry about?

Worry?
Cory, it's shampoo!

They only
test it on humans

so they can say
they don't test it on animals.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Hiking, fishing,
cooking our own food over a fire.

I'm telling you
something, Dad,

that's what
we got to do with the rest of our lives.

We got to
stay out there, become mountain men.

Yeah. What do you
think that pays?

Ah,
the intrepid woodsmen

returning to
the safe harbor of suburbia.

Did you bag
any trophies?

Ooh! Boy,
you bet we did. Eric got a fish.

Dad!

Come on.
Come on. Show him. Come on, boy.

Oh, boy.

I imagine he'd have
put up a heck of a fight.

Well, not really.

I was actually
just filling up my toothbrush cup.

He just kind of
swam right in there.

Hi, guys.

Hey, honey!

Oh, boy,
you seem refreshed.

Did sleeping under the stars
point you to a new career?

Well, I don't know
what I'm going to do with the rest of my life,

but nothing
can give me half the satisfaction I get

waking up next to
that beautiful Cedar Lake.

Yes,
exhilarating feeling.

Shame you can't
capture it somehow

and keep it
on your desk, hmm?

Yeah. You know,
the only thing wrong with this weekend

was that
you weren't there.

Let's go up again, huh?
Next weekend. You come, too.

Might I suggest,
for the sake of communal bliss,

that you outfit
yourselves

with one of
those two-person sleeping bags

that are
currently on discount at Kimball's?

George,
you rascal!

How do you know
about those?

I go camping.
I don't fish.

You do the math.

Anyway,
I was down there this morning

having a talk
with my old friend Ed Kimball,

who's having
some kind of a sale.

Why don't you
pop over there

and tell Ed
I sent you?

I know Kimball's.
It's one of my favorite stores.

Hey, guys.
Any update on our current situation?

Actually, yes,
there is.

This weekend,
we're going up to the mountains.

We're going to
sleep on the ground.

Oh, we've
lost everything.

What are you doing?

Shawn! You're here.

I thought you'd be
doing your little puppet show downtown

which always
brings in the cash.

I said
what are you doing?

(STUTTERING)
It's not mine. I found it.

It's not like
I paid for it.

I said
what are you doing?

I'm eating meat!
(CRYING)

You disgust me, man.

But I like meat.

It's my parents'
fault, Shawn.

They raised me.
They gave me an allowance.

Cory, Cory, Cory.
My dear, sweet Cory. There's no shame.

There's two
types of people in this world,

people like you,
who always manage to get by

and people like me

that are lucky enough
to have people like you in their lives.

(CHUCKLES)
Thanks, man. You want half?

It's how
the poor survive.

Oh, Dad, this fishing rod
is nothing like our fishing rod.

Well, that's
a MacMillan.

Graphite 4,000 series.
Top-of-the-line, my boy.

Now,
put it down, gently.

I see
you know your fishing gear.

Uh, yes.
Alan Matthews.

I'm a friend of
George Feeny's.

Oh, George.
Yeah, sure. I sure enjoy our little chats.

I just wish
he'd buy something once in a while.

Hey, Dad,
look at these kayaks.

How cool would
that be on the lake?

Oh! Not nearly
as cool as this tent. Check this out.

"Survival-rated
for winds up to 100 miles per hour."

I'm not going.

Do you know
they brought a tent just like this

up to the top of
Mount Everest?

I'm sure you could
survive a few nights on Cedar Lake.

Boy, you got all
the best toys here.

Let me show you
the new catalog and see what's coming.

Thank you for
indulging my husband. He really loves your store.

Oh, I can see that,
and it looks like your kids do, too.

Hey, I can see
men's sportswear from here!

It's really
a wonderful store.

How long
have you had it?

Oh, my gosh.
Been in the family about 47 years.

I was going to
leave it to my son, only I had a daughter,

and she married
an orthodontist and moved to Palm Beach.

So, what are
you going to do?

I've got it
up for sale.

I want to spend some time
with my grandchildren in the south.

You know, I was just
mentioning this

to George Feeny
the other day.

Yeah.

Feeny. He mentioned
you were having a sale.

Mr. Kimball,
I know it's none of my business,

but did you
make a good living from this place?

Oh, well,
some years are better than others.

But let me
tell you something.

If looking forward
to coming to work every day was any indication,

then I've done
very well.

I suppose you got
all your buyers lined up, huh?

A few nibbles.

But, you know,
this has always been a family business.

I want to keep it
a family business,

even if it's not
my family anymore.

All right.
We're agreed. This is the one.

Yep. Absolutely.
I mean, this is obviously the best one that they've got.

Oh, please. This one
is clearly better.

I mean, it's got more
interior wattage and luminosity.

They're exactly
the same.

Which is why
I plan to be an accountant.

Come on.

Well, Amy,
we better get out of here

before we buy up
the whole store.

I already did.

Looks like
my whole family likes your store.

Oh, it's not
my store anymore.

What?
Your wife just bought it.

What?

Well, the man's store
was up for sale, so I bought it.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

You can't
just do that.

Can she do that?
She just did.

Hey, listen.
I'm a reasonable man. We came to terms.

Amy.

Look, I understand what
you're trying to do,

but you just can't
walk into...

I can't what?

You owe me
a big decision, buddy,

one that affects
this whole family.

Well, you're
standing in it.

So, this is all
my beef jerky?

Hey, Dad,
how great is this?

I'm going to be
working for you.

I'm glad you feel
that way, Eric,

because we're going
to have to tap into your college fund

for the down payment.

Hey, Dad,
how great is this?

You're going to be
working for me.

How about if
you're partners?

That's even greater!

Amy, I don't know
about this.

What's not to know?

What? Are you afraid
you're going to be happy?

It's okay?

I mean,
it's okay to do this?

Alan, we give
you permission to take a risk.

Now,
you look around,

and if you
can tell me from your heart

that none of this
is going to make you happy,

then we will
walk out that door,

and we will discuss
something else.

Uh... (CHUCKLES)
Uh, no. No.

(STUTTERING)
I believe the deal was

that I don't get to discuss
your decision, right?

Right.

Thank you.

Well, you
heard the lady. Wrap it up.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Yeah!

Now, these are
accounts payable,

these are
accounts receivable.

It's all pretty
straightforward.

You shouldn't
have any problem.

Uh, yeah,
I can handle that.

We'll hire someone.
Would you?

Hello, George.

Hey, George!
Welcome to our new shop.

Really?
Mmm-hmm.

Ah, congratulations,
Alan.

Do you mind
if I browse a bit?

No. Of course.
Pick something out. You'll be our first sale.

Not likely.

$18 for socks?
Come on, man.

They are thermal,
they are double-layered,

and they are fully
moisture-proof.

They're $18,
and they're socks.

I'm a teacher,
not a heart surgeon.

Hey, Mr. Feeny,
why don't I show you some snowshoes?

Now, why would
I be interested in snowshoes?

(WHISPERING)
There are no snowshoes!

I'm an idiot.

I mean, I don't know anything
about numbers and accounts.

I'm going to bring this
whole store crashing down.

We're going to end up
living in a box in the park.

Well, there are some
socks over there

that would keep you
quite warm.

Mr. Feeny,
would you tutor me, please?

I got to learn how to
run a business here.

Eric, you need
a complete education,

and that's more
than learning how to do the books.

You want me
to go to college, don't you?

I want you to realize
that at any given time in your life,

you'll be expected
to know something.

Now, today
it was accountancy.

Who knows what
it will be tomorrow?

I want you
to be prepared.

Will you prepare me?

All right,
meet me at school,

and we'll work out
a schedule.

Oh, thank you,
Mr. Feeny.

I think I will buy
that pair of socks.

Oh, sure.
Wait till I sell the store, then you buy something.

Here it is, Dad.
Our first sale.

Hey! All right!

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