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(booing)
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You know, Mr. Feeny,
just between you and me,
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it's stuff like this
that really makes you unpopular.
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Sure. And it's lonely at the top.
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But I save a lot of money on call waiting.
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What do you have against
throwing an illegal rave?
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- Hey, what is a rave, anyway?
- A rowdy underground party.
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Get hip, Mr. Matthews.
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- Topanga, do you think I'm unhip?
- Of course I don't.
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Oh, you left your earmuffs at my house.
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So, Cor, any advance word
on where the party's gonna be?
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- How the heck would I know?
- 'Cause Eric's throwing it.
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What? He hasn't said a word to me.
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Since fifth grade, actually.
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Eric, my brother. What's up? You throw the
party of the year and I don't know about it.
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How do you think that makes me look?
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Short.
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Come on, Eric. I want in on this.
I can help you spread the word.
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No! Hey, Cor, this is my party.
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I mean, I'm a senior,
I'm gonna graduate in a year...
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...or two.
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I'm gonna make my mark, OK?
I'm going out big at John Adams.
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Come on, Eric. For once you and I
could actually do something together.
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The two of us. The Matthews brothers.
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I mean, think how proud
Mom and Dad would be.
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Hey. They can never know
about this party.
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Oh-ho, and who would
they hear about it from?
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- All right, you're in.
- Yes!
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Cor, look,
you can't say a word to anybody about this.
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- You got it.
- OK.
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- Shawn, guess who's...
- Hey!
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Eric, everything's all set.
Chubbie's on board.
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Oh, so he's cool
with us having the rave at his place?
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No. I mean he's on board - a cruise
to Mexico -which means he won't know.
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- Aha, so finally we have a place to rave.
- Well, of course, because who are we?
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The Matthews brothers.
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- Huh!
- (door bell)
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Get that.
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- Hey, Mr. Lawrence.
- Ooh, harsh.
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Sorry about that. It's just weird calling
my girlfriend's dad by his first name,
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and not just 'cause it's Jedediah.
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Oh, Jedediah, let me see it. Let me see it.
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I love this moment.
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Wow, it's beautiful.
And I know Alan'll love it,
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but in so many ways it doesn't look done.
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I know.
I spent too much time on the case.
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Well, I did say
our anniversary's tomorrow.
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Guys, keep Dad out of the kitchen.
Mr. Lawrence and I need to discuss reality.
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Cool.
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Eric, how could you plan the rave on the
same day as Mom and Dad's anniversary?
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Hey. You're looking at me
like I'm inconsiderate.
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I had no idea when Mom and Dad's
anniversary was, so there!
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- What you got there, Dad?
- A 20th-anniversary present for your mom.
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- And me.
- A tub?
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A turbo-deluxe,
Sunset-Tsunami-Super-Spa.
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Yeah, this baby's got more jets
than the Canadian air force.
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Oh, for you and Mom, huh?
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No, boys.
When you're 20 it's for romance.
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At your dad's age
it's a bubbly place to read.
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- Hey! You're older than I am, Gordy.
- And very well-read.
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Did you hear that, Eric?
Mom and Dad's 20th anniversary.
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- How could we have forgotten?
- Well, we weren't at the wedding.
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- Well, we gotta get them a present.
- With what?
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- We put all our money into the rave.
- Well, then maybe we should cancel it.
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No. We can't cancel
Mom and Dad's anniversary.
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I meant the rave.
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- Now you're talking crazy.
- (door bell)
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Get that.
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Hello. Is this by chance
the Matthews' residence?
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Ah, wait.
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Wait. I see it.
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- See what?
- Amy's nose and brow.
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Alan's eyes and pronounced chin.
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You must be their son.
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Wow, no one in my entire life's
ever said I look like my parents.
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Well, clearly no one else
was an Oxford-schooled phrenologist.
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Oh, are you the cable guy?
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Hardly.
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I'm an old friend of your parents.
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Amy!
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Amy, you look so lovely.
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Goodness gracious.
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You haven't changed.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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- Who are you?
- Reg.
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Reginald Fairfield.
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Huh!
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- Who was at the door?
- (mimics Reg) Reg. Reginald Fairfield.
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Alan. From your college backpacking trip
through Europe. How are you?
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Oh, oh... Yeah.
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You said if I were ever in the States,
there'd be a couch with my name on it.
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Dad, look. Reg. Reginald Fairfield.
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August 18, 1974.
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There we are in Windsor.
Do you remember, Alan?
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To be honest, Reg,
I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
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Look at this. Here we are jumping
in the fountain at St. James's Park.
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Hey, who's that sexy babe
in that wet tank top? She's pret...
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- Oh, my God.
- OK. End of walk down memory lane.
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Well, I'd love to freshen up.
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So, Reg, how long
do you think you'll be staying with us?
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Well, as long as I'm welcome.
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Hear that, hon? He left 20 minutes ago.
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- I know. He's a little...
- Annoying.
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Well, be nice.
He did guide us through Europe.
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He didn't guide us, he followed us.
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(Reg) Alan, do you have
any softer towels than these?
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And 20 years later he's picked up the trail.
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So, tomorrow night, eight o'clock.
Yeah. It's a secret party, so...
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...I wouldn't know anything about it.
Stop calling here.
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- Dodged that bullet, eh?
- No, Eric. I think it hit you right about here!
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- Hey! What was that for?
- Mom heard every word you said.
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Oh, come on.
She has no idea what I'm talking about.
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Hey, I'm gonna shoot over to Chubbie's,
gonna give him the deposit...
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Ooh,
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who's that sexy babe in the tank top?
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- That would be Mom.
- Ur! Ur!
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(Reg) Hello, Mum,
sorry to wake you, but I have a free phone.
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Amy, that man unpacked
an awful lot of clothes.
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Forget Reg, get this.
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Tomorrow night our boys are throwing us
a surprise anniversary party.
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You're kidding.
They didn't forget for once.
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They are really growing up.
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- OK. Hot tub's up and running.
- All right. Darling, let's go test it out.
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Uh, not so fast.
The little English guy's doing laps.
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Eric, the rave is cancelled.
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- What?
- Mom and Dad know.
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Mamma mia!
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Look, they think
the rave is a surprise party for them.
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- What are they, nuts?
- I know.
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But it's their 20th anniversary, right?
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And they're expecting a party,
so we gotta give them one.
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So much for making my mark.
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Right now
we've gotta cancel all the rave plans
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and turn this into a Mom-and-Dad party.
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- In 24 hours?
- Hey, we can do this.
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And we will,
because hey... hey, who are we?
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Couple of great big stupidheads.
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Come on, Aunt Sheila, it's Mom and Dad's
20th. You gotta come. Have you no heart?
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Oh, really? Well,
I hope that donor comes through for you.
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Yeah. Hello?
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Hello? Hello...
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Adults, adults, I need adults. Adults.
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Hey, Mr. Turner. Gosh, that sounds
so formal for a guy who's almost family.
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You know, you guys never
just come out and ask for a favor, do you?
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It's not our way. Anyhow, my parents
are always saying how much they like you,
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and with their anniversary
just around the corner,
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I am sure
they'd love to have you at their party.
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- Sure, why not? When is it?
- Six hours, no jeans, bring a present.
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Mr. Feeny.
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Hey. What are you doing tonight?
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Hanging with Shawn Hunter at the mall.
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You know, Mr. Feeny,
that is just the kind of sense of humor
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that makes a guy the life of a party, OK?
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Mom and Dad's anniversary,
8 o'clock, Chubbie's.
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George! George, I thought I'd lost you.
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Yes, well, the best-laid plans...
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Reg. Reginald Fairfield,
what are you doing here?
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Well, your kind neighbor, Mr. Feeny, saw
me over the fence and invited me for lunch.
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I did not. I merely said, "Good morning.
Are you staying with the Matthews?"
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And here I am.
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Reginald, I'm sorry, but I have
a full morning of classes before lunch.
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Why, thank you, George.
I would love to sit in.
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I got you a band. They're old guys
in their 30s but I think they'll be OK.
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And, Cor,
I got you a guy who'll jump out of a cake.
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- Why would I want that?
- It was six bucks, man.
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- You paid a guy six bucks?
- No, he paid me.
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Hey, Cor.
Cor, check it out. I got the balloons.
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Usually it takes two or three days, but
I turned on the old Eric Matthews charm
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and got 300 of these babies printed up.
Check it out.
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OK. OK. "Happy 20th, Amy and Ellen."
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- What?
- You better go get your money back, Eric.
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Oh, what?
Am I supposed to do everything?
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Fine, I'll do it. I'll do it all.
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OK. I'll see you at the party.
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Surprise, surprise.
They cancelled the rave.
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I guess the guy throwing it wussed out.
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Just once I'd like to meet
a guy with some guts in this school.
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Well, maybe he had a good reason.
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Maybe he was doing something nice
for his mommy and daddy.
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- Well, you pulled this off, Cor.
- A full anniversary party in 24 hours.
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Yeah, well, you know...
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- Eric, what is this?
- A surprise party for Mom and Dad.
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- Yeah, and who are these other people?
- These are all our friends from school.
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And what are they doing
at our parents' party?
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That's right, I didn't tell you. Good news,
bro. We're throwing both parties.
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Eric, you realize right now
our parents are on their way over here.
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Yes, I do.
And when they arrive they'll have a blast.
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I mean, come on. They're fun people.
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Ten buck cover charge.
That means you, Grandma.
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No, uh, Frankie. Frankie, no.
That's not Grandma, that's Aunt Liz.
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Ten buck cover charge.
That means you, Aunt Liz.
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Aunt Liz, why don't I just give your hand
a little stamp? You can go on in. Thanks.
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You see? I mean, come on, you were
worried. This is working out great.
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Frankie, Frankie! From now on
the only people you let through this door
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are the people
on this anniversary list. OK? OK.
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- Whoa! Name?
- Oh, give me a break.
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Topanga, I need your help. We gotta
clear out the ravers before it's too late.
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- Cor? It's too late.
- What?
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Cory? Cory, Cory, Cory.
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The cheerleaders
are chocolate-wrestling in the kitchen.
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Well, stop 'em!
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Oh, OK, but I'm gonna need a can
of whipped cream and a really big spoon.
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Oh, gosh. All right, I know what I'll do.
I'll go upstairs, I'll intercept my parents,
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and I'll tell them that the party's
at the restaurant across the street.
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You guys get the anniversary guests
and meet us there. OK?
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Yeah, so, you know, Wanda,
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after this party
there's a much more exclusive party,
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and I'm only inviting
people named Wanda.
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Excuse me, Mr. Bull? A word.
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My valet. Excuse me.
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Cor, Cor, Cor. Look at that.
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She's Wanda.
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She doesn't even go to our school, man.
This rave is so big.
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Yeah, whoopee.
Look, Eric, if we hurry
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we can still get all Mom and Dad's friends
across the street before they get here.
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- Your parents are here.
- Of course they are.
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- Eight o'clock, just like you wanted.
- Yes, they're right outside the front door.
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Oh, by the way,
thank you for the lift, Gordon.
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Well, I really didn't have much choice,
did I? You were sitting in my car. Oh!
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Hey, there.
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All right. Hey, how are you all doing?
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Yeah! See, guys, for this party
we're gonna try something a little different,
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a little wacky!
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OK. See, this party's got a theme, guys.
And that theme is - are you ready?
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That theme is a wedding anniversary.
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(guests groan)
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You know, like a... uh, a surprise party.
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So let's pretend that the next two people
walking down those stairs
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are celebrating their anniversary.
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Now, when you see the happy couple,
I want you all to shout "Surprise."
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Fun, huh?
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Huh?
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Oh, kill the lights.
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(all) Surprise!
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Now I know why I never come here.
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Hey, Matthews.
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By the way, English class,
tomorrow morning? Ten-dollar cover.
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Oh, your folks are outside.
They're trying to get in.
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If you're not on this list, you don't get in.
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But the surprise party is for us.
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For you?
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Then how come you know about it?
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Mom, Dad...
Frankie, it's all right, they're with me. OK?
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- Yeah, but you said that...
- Everything I've ever said to you, forget it.
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OK. Everybody in.
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I suppose you guys
are probably wondering...
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Hey, Cor, give it up. It's Mom and Dad.
We can't get anything past these guys.
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- No, we can't.
- Yeah, you know,
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I mean, it was pretty darn crazy
to think we could keep this a secret.
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Eric, it's a little late for that.
I don't think we should...
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...Keep their guests waiting?
You know something? I completely agree.
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Why don't you guys go downstairs?
And try to act surprised.
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Mom, Dad, happy big two-O.
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Just how big a kook are you?
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Hey, I'm a big enough kook to know that
by tomorrow we'll be John Adams legends.
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And they won't have suspected a thing.
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Uh, Eric, uh, who... who are these people?
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Oh, Daddy.
Does family mean nothing to you?
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Well, Mr. Matthews, quite a party.
Everybody's raving.
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You're not gonna tell my parents,
are you, Mr. Feeny?
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- No.
- Thank you.
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So long as the man
in the neon mohawk doesn't touch me.
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Uh, Cory, Cory?
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Could you tell me
how we're related to them?
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Well, um, Dad, um...
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- Eric, Eric? Them.
- Dad, do you remember Uncle Howard?
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How you guys
had that big blowout a few years ago?
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- Uh-huh.
- Those are his kids.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you with the neon mohawk,
don't touch that man.
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Listen, guys,
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I just want to tell you that, whatever
happened between me and your dad,
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well, that was my fault.
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You have no idea
what I'm talking about, do you?
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I'm really frightening you now, aren't I?
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Since it's your anniversary,
this is for you.
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- My watch.
- That's how I knew you'd like it.
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Honey.
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Having a good time at our party?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. You?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know what, Eric?
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- We just might actually get away with this.
- Mm-hm.
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Tomorrow we'll be John Adams legends,
and do you wanna know the best part?
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- What's that?
- Your parents don't have a clue.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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Look, when you found out, we tried
to turn it into your anniversary party.
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In fact,
I stayed up all night inviting people.
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- All night, huh?
- Oh, gee. All that time and effort.
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You know, a card would've done it.
Even that would've shown some thought.
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But this? This just shows that your friends
mean more to you than your parents.
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- No, it wasn't that.
- Well, then, what?
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I just wanted one night, you know? I mean,
one night where I'd be remembered.
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So did we.
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- Dad, we're really sorry.
- No, look, it wasn't Cory's fault.
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I mean, he wanted to do something special
for you, and I... I kinda screwed it up.
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You know, every once in a while
it wouldn't hurt to do, oh, one little thing
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for your parents.
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- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
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To help Mom collect the relatives,
take them over to the house
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for coffee or something.
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Cor, Cor, I mean, we've gotta do
something. We gotta make it up to them.
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Hope I'm not too late. It was kinda cloudy
and I didn't know when the sun went down.
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Your mom wanted me to bring this by.
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- That's it. Come on. Just come on!
- What? What?
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Gordy, you were the best man
at my parents' wedding.
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Their wedding song -
do you remember what it was?
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- Uh, yeah. "My Girl."
- Cory, what are you thinking?
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We can have the band play it. Shawn,
do you know where the band went?
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They weren't on the list,
so Frankie sent them away.
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Frankie, you ruined the party.
How could you do this?
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Tippy, Tippy.
Have you been eating meat?
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Cory wants his parents'
wedding song played for them,
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and this mall rat sent the band away.
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And I might have had a meatball.
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Well, the equipment's still here.
That's not a problem, I'll play.
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Yeah, me too.
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Let's see, "My Girl." How does that go?
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Well, I remember the melody.
I'm kinda blanking on the lyrics.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Well, I suppose if you're asking me,
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I wouldn't mind helping you out.
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Er, key of...
key of D, gentlemen, please.
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- Mom, Dad, you can't leave yet.
- Give us one good reason.
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(band plays "My Girl")
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Honey, they're playing our song.
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I got sunshine
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On a cloudy day
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How did they know?
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Eric told them.
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I got the month of May
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I guess
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You'd say
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What can make me feel this way
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My girl
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-
My girl
-
My girl
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Talkin' 'bout my girl
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My girl
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You see, I knew this would all work out.
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It worked out for you,
and it worked out for me.
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Guys, I... want you to meet the woman
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.
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- We've met. Meet your cousin, Wanda.
- Oh! Ur!
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I guess
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You'd say
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What can make me feel this way
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My girl
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My girl
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Talkin' 'bout my girl
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My girl
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My girl
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My girl
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My girl
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(plays "Not Fade Away" by Buddy Holly)
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Huh!
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I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be
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You're gonna give your love to me
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I'm gonna love you both night and day
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Love is real and not fade away
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Love is real and not fade away
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-
My love's bigger than a Cadillac
-
Whoo!
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I've tried to show you
but you hold me back
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You know something? Nice sound.
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Yeah.
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(all)
Love is real and not fade away
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(all)
Love is real and not fade away
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- (Jedediah) Hey!
- (Gordy) Yeah!
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Yep! You see,
I knew this would all work out.
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00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,982
You know why? Because we are...
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...Very, very lucky.
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00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,829
Very nice. Thank you.
371
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:16,070
So, Gordon, Alan Matthews tells me
you have a lovely big home
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with lots of extra bedrooms.
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00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:23,375
Oh, did he? Well, it's barely a shack
compared to Jedediah's place.
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Freestanding guesthouse.
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00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:26,278
Ooh!
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00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,582
Perfect.
377
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:31,250
If you even drive down my street,
you're a dead man.
378
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:35,318
Excuse me. I'd just like to tell you
that I really liked what I heard.
379
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,365
Oh. Nah, it was nothing.
We were just messing around.
380
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,094
No, no, no.
You guys really got something.
381
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:44,104
I mean, believe me.
I know what I'm talking about.
382
00:21:44,171 --> 00:21:47,767
I used to manage a band.
Well, a few years ago.
383
00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:52,142
It's a family group.
Still got the bus we toured in!
384
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,381
The name sounds familiar.
385
00:21:55,448 --> 00:22:00,216
It sure would be nice to be able to be able
to handle an act without a mother in it.
386
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:03,620
Well, so, call me.
387
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,991
You know,
you guys could be bigger than the Beatles.
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00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,694
- Bigger than the Beatles.
- Hm.
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00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,759
Nah!
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