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You know, George,
you'd think a man of your stature
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would be able to find some underling
to help you with this brainless grunt work.
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There you are, Mr. Turner.
Make me proud.
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Ah, how did I not see that coming?
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- Ah, "Turnaround Dance," huh?
- Yes, the young ladies ask the young men.
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Ah, so the guys are sweatin' it out, huh?
Ha, ha, ha... poor dopes.
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I'm glad those days are over.
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- Good morning, George. Jonathan.
- Oh, hi, Kat.
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Ahh... Miss Tompkins, I trust you're
available to chaperone this Friday?
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- Do I have a choice?
- No.
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Can't wait.
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And of course feel free
to invite a gentleman.
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After all,
it is a "Turnaround Dance."
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Oh, that's right.
Thanks.
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Jonathan?
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Yes.
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A little higher on the right.
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Turnaround dance, huh?
Girls ask the guys.
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Merry Christmas to me.
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Ah, it's about time
the girls had to worry and sweat
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and write out a list of topics to talk about
on their hands.
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- You do that?
- No, never.
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I'm just glad the pressure's off.
You know, we just get to sit back and wait.
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Is that what you think,
the pressure's off?
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- Dream on, girls.
- Wait! Come back, come back. What?
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Look, a turnaround dance
tells you where you stand.
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And the type of girl who asks you,
tells you who you are.
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- Well, who are you if nobody asks?
- Then you're you.
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Well, how do you get asked
by a cool girl?
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- Positioning.
- Huh?
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Look, you want a cool girl,
hang near her locker.
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Stay in her direct vision.
If she can't see you, she can't ask you.
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Remember, positioning.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey...!
Jacqueline, where you headed?
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You know, I was just going that way.
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OK, positioning.
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We're in a main hallway,
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between the bathroom
and a drinking fountain.
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There's good foot-traffic.
All right, let's do it.
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Shawn!
Come on, positioning.
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How do you expect to get asked out
with your head in a locker?
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Shawn, would you go to
the turnaround dance with me?
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Becky? How are you?
Sure, I'll go.
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- Pick you up at eight?
- I'll wear something sexy.
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Becky Scholtz...
I'm impressed, Shawn.
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She's like the third coolest girl
in our grade.
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You know, the pressure's totally off you...
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...and all on me.
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Ok... OK, positioning.
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Positioning.
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Hey, Cory... Shawn.
What are you guys doing?
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Oh... uh... we're just...
standing and being here...
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And hoping a girl asks you
to the dance?
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- Could be.
- Well, I'm not going.
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My only hope.
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I mean.... why?
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It's a protest.
The concept of a turnaround dance,
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implies that all the other times,
only the boys can do the asking.
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That's destructive, gender-biased thinking,
and we have to get beyond that.
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Why?
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Besides, that weekend, my daddy's taking
me to New York for Christmas shopping.
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I'll see you in class.
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Oh, man, now I've got to find
an above-average girl,
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who's into,
"destructive, gender-biased thinking."
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- How about Allison?
- Allison Cheever? Get real.
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Why, just because she's the coolest girl
in our grade, you don't think she'd ask me?
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If a bomb dropped on the school and every
other boy was killed except you?
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She'd go with the most popular dead guy.
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(bell ringing)
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- Come on, man, we've got class.
- Go... learn.
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My place is here.
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(music swells)
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- Cory?
- Yes.
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Would you go to the Turnaround Dance
with me?
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Yes, I 'd love to go with you!
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Yes? You said, "yes"?
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- Where'd you come from?
- I asked you and you said, "yes."
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Cory Matthews and I
are going to the dance.
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I can't believe it.
An average guy said yes to me.
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Listen, Ingrid, you know how you think
I said I'd go to the dance with you?
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You're gonna think this is pretty amazing,
but see, that wasn't me.
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See, there's this guy, who looks like me
and sounds like me, but he's not me.
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Now, I reported him to the police,
but they keep arresting me.
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Oh, yeah, that'll work.
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- Dad!
- No, it's not me.
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It's just a guy who looks like me.
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And the both of us are wondering
what the two of you are up to?
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OK, look. This girl Ingrid,
she invited me to the Turnaround Dance
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and I don't want to go.
I mean, I wanna go, just not with her.
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- But you said yes to her.
- Yeah, but my whole social standing
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for the rest of the year
depends on which girl I'm there with.
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Oh, that's different.
I understand.
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Go with the girl you said yes to.
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Eric, I don't want to hurt Ingrid,
'cause she's a really sweet girl.
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But enough about her,
get me out of this date.
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- Look, you heard what Dad said.
- Oh, please, he's old. He's out of touch.
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I mean, the last girl he dated was Mom.
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No, no, no, no...
Cor, Cor, Cor...
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You have to go with Ingrid.
You bail on this girl, it's all over for you.
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- Why? It's one girl, one date.
- No, no, no...
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You dump one girl, they're all gonna know
and they're all gonna hate you.
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Remember, women are in
constant communication with each other.
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What are you talking about?
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Cor, did you enjoy the vegetarian chili
mom made last night as much as I did?
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You know, sometimes I think
we take our great mom for granted.
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Eric, could we please stick to my problem
for a second here?
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Yes, your problem. Your problem is
the international women's network.
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Look, you blow off this girl,
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everybody online's gonna
know about it in the morning.
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- Oh, I don't believe that.
- Well, you could be right,
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- then again...
- I didn't know you liked my chili.
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What can I get my wonderful boys
for dinner tomorrow night?
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And bad news, it travels even faster.
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... Shaw's play, Pygmalion, is filled with
strong opinions about class prejudice.
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You guys agree or disagree?
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Wow, I didn't know they were taking
the class picture today.
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Come on. How you speak, how you walk,
affects how you're gonna do in life.
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You guys believe that?
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- (all murmur)
- Oh, come on.
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What if day one
I walked into this classroom...
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(Jersey accent) Hey, how ya doin'?
My name is Mr. Turner.
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I gonna be learnin' yous guys
some good English. OK?
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- What would you think?
- I'd have a shot at an A.
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How you speak, how you look, affects
people's perceptions of who you are.
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- (bell ringing)
- Read Pygmalion, people!
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Don't make me do this again tomorrow.
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Cory, you're gonna love me.
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I just figured out how to make your date
with Ingrid work.
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It's OK, Shawn,
I've accepted my average fate.
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No, look, you'd be happy to go
to the dance with her if she was cool.
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- Yeah, but she's not cool.
- So we make her cool.
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- Is that possible?
- It's all here in the pig-play.
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You know, we change her clothes,
her hair... her whole look.
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Shawn, we're guys.
What do we know about girls clothes?
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Not much, but I'm thinking
Becky Schultz knows a whole lot.
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- You think she'd help us?
- Hey, she asked me to the dance,
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and I said yes. So I figure I could ask her
for something and she'd say yes.
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You sure you wanna waste it on this?
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- Hi, Kat.
- Hi, Jonathan.
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Do you have any plans for the weekend?
You leaving town? Holidays with the folks?
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Actually, George has me chaperoning
the Turnaround Dance.
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Oh, right. Yeah, that's the one
where the girls ask the guys.
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Yeah, and the guys sweat it out waiting.
Poor dopes.
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Ha! Yeah, poor dopes.
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Poor, poor dopes.
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Try a hammer, Mr. Turner.
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All right, what do you think?
Ingrid with this hair?
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And these lips.
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All right, Morgan, go bring this upstairs
to Ingrid and Becky.
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- She's scary looking.
- Boys like that.
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Boys shouldn't like that.
Look at these women, they're starved.
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They've had lifts and implants.
All to just make them look like some
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idiotic male fantasy image of women.
Where did you find pictures like these?
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In the magazines on your night stand.
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Oh, you didn't open the drawer, did you?
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Here she comes.
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- Wow, she looks just like Becky.
- I am Becky.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the new and improved Ingrid Iverson!
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- Wow!
- Is it OK?
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- Yeah.
- Nope.
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- (all) What?!
- I'm telling you, we missed.
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- It doesn't work at all.
- Becky said I looked pretty.
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Yeah, you do.
Shawn, what's with you? She's gorgeous.
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Fine, she's gorgeous.
What does that give you?
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- Pretty much everything.
- Cory, we're going for cool here.
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Cool is more than just looks.
It's an attitude, it's a feel.
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Look. This girl is exotic.
There's something mysterious about her.
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She looks like her name would be,
Ameretto, or Frangelico, or Kahlua.
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You mean we need to give Ingrid
a foreign name?
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It is foreign.
It's Swedish.
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Wait a minute, you mean,
like Swedish from Switzerland?
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Like from Sweden,
where my mom's family lives.
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You have family in Switzerland?
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- Sweden.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, we go there every summer.
My aunt Uma has a house on the beach.
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Uma, Uma, Uma...
Oh, Cory, this is too good.
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Come on, Shawn,
what do you mean?
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Ingrid, confirm or deny, in Sweden,
at the beach... women... naked?
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- Yeah, sure, it's no big deal.
- Wrong, it's a very big deal.
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Yeah, for the Swedish guys,
but what does it get us?
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Cory, by this time tomorrow,
I can make Ingrid cool
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at John Adams High.
And you cool by association.
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But in order to do that,
you must be willing to boldly go
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where no seventh graders
have ever gone before.
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- Are you with me?
- Yes, please.
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No, no.
His plans never work.
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- It's gonna blow up in our faces.
- I wanna be popular!
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OK, we'll go with the Swede.
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So, Cory's going out with Ingrid, right?
Did you know that she's Swedish?
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Sweden, huh?
Is it true what they say?
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- Ja, they sunbathe in the nude.
- Amazing.
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- What about the schools?
- Nude.
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- The malls.
- Nude.
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At the Gap, all they sell are hats.
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Ooh, here she comes.
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Ooh, here she comes!
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(whistling and jeers)
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Wow, look at Ingrid.
She's so...
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- Cool?
- Yeah, but what's with the clothes?
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Well, it's really not for me to say,
but underneath the clothes... nude.
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- They're buying.
- Oh, yeah.
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The girl in the white turtleneck,
is that Ingrid Iverson?
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- That's her.
- What on earth has she done to herself?
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Oh, she didn't do it, we did.
Cory and me.
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Cory and I, Mr. Hunter.
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Oh, yeah, sure,
now everybody wants to take credit.
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So, ladies, tomorrow night at my place,
a little pre-dance smorgasbord?
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- Just say ja.
- OK.
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Cory, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Oh-oh.
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- Cory, I can't go to the dance with you.
- Wha...?
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You know how you guys
wanted me to be cool?
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- Yeah?
- It's working better than I ever dreamed.
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This morning, Rick Lawler talked to me.
He's never talked to me before.
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So I asked him to the dance
and he said yes.
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- Aren't you happy for me?
- Not especially.
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I mean, you asked me first.
You and I are going.
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A week ago, Rick Lawler
didn't even know I was alive.
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And now we're going out.
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You wouldn't want me to pass that up,
would you?
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Yes, pass!
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Cory, I could have never done this
without you.
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Thanks for everything.
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On the cheek.
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Sorry, man, I just heard.
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00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,787
It just happened!
227
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,292
Yeah, well, I'm tapped into
the girls network.
228
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,091
Shawn, I gotta face facts.
I'm average.
229
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,395
And average guys don't get asked
to dances. It just doesn't happen.
230
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Cory, would you take me to the dance?
231
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,165
Do you see her too?
232
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,231
Yeah, man, I do.
233
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:06,109
I heard what just happened
with Ingrid and I'm really sorry.
234
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,377
But I'm also really happy, because I do
need someone to take me to the dance.
235
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,146
Wait, wait, wait...
You're asking me?
236
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,348
Yes, would you?
237
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:18,824
I don't want to appear to be anxious,
but... yes, yes, yes!
238
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,496
- You gonna go pick up your date now?
- Oh, no, no, no...
239
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:27,000
Tonight is Turnaround.
Tonight I sit down, relax,
240
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,559
make myself pretty. While the girl
comes to the door, asks if I'm ready,
241
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,196
and suffers through the nightmare
interrogation by the parents.
242
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:36,037
(horn honking)
243
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,806
I feel so cheap.
244
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:44,408
But you know, I kind of like it.
Hey, Cor, come on, your ride's leaving!
245
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,215
- (Amy) Have a good time.
- So, what do you guys got planned?
246
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:50,950
Morgan's sleeping over at a friend's,
and you guys are going to a dance...
247
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,424
We thought we'd finish trimming the tree,
248
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,655
wrap a few presents
and go to bed early.
249
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,859
- Careful, you don't want to overdo it.
- Yeah, you know, at our age...
250
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,265
Go on, go on, have a good time.
251
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,201
Get out.
Come on. Goodbye.
252
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,603
- OK, bye.
- Love ya.
253
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,197
- They're gone.
- Lock the door.
254
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:13,008
They're gone, they're gone, they're gone...
Gone, gone, gone...
255
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:19,811
- So, you ready to turn in?
- Uh-huh. Maybe a little wine first.
256
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,323
A little nibbly, a little you.
257
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,790
Easy, easy...
you don't want to overexert yourself.
258
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,327
No, not at our age.
259
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,455
Loosen up those muscles.
Come on, sit back.
260
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,523
- There you go...
- Ahh...
261
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,091
Merry Christmas, baby.
262
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:46,912
Well, here we are. Is there a special
VIP area for us popular couples?
263
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,278
Oh, well, thanks for bringing me.
264
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,783
Wait, wait... where you going?
265
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:56,414
Over there with Danny.
You know I'm going out with Danny, right?
266
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,982
- But you asked me.
- I asked you to take me.
267
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,051
See, my parents won't let me go out
with ninth graders,
268
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,222
so I always get somebody else
to take me to the dances
269
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:08,462
and then I meet up with Danny.
Everybody knows that.
270
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,527
- Didn't you know that?
- No!
271
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,300
When you asked me to take you
to the dance,
272
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:19,209
I figured you wanted me to take you
to the dance. Stupid, stupid me!
273
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,212
- Well, thanks.
- No!
274
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,410
Keep your pity cheek-kiss.
275
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,183
Cory, just heard about you and Allison.
276
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,522
How do you do that?
277
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,791
- So you were dumped.
- Twice, Shawn. Same dance.
278
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,855
It's gotta be a record.
279
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,662
Hey, you'll be in the yearbook.
280
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,000
Don't sweat it, man. I'll go grab you a glass
of punch and a big pile of cookies.
281
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,870
Good sugar rush and you'll be fine.
282
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,809
This is a school function,
not the back seat of your car.
283
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,744
I expect while you're at this dance,
284
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,648
that you behave with
a reasonable amount of restraint.
285
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:02,018
- We were just talking, George.
- You're supposed to be chaperoning.
286
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,058
What if I just showed up,
found a pretty woman, chatted her up,
287
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,458
ignored the students
and had a wonderful time?
288
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,464
Why don't you?
289
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,194
I guess I could.
290
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,396
There's Miss Sneider, over by the punch.
291
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,905
Yes...
Good choice.
292
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,766
Well, carry on.
293
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:30,283
So basically,
you strung me along all week,
294
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,375
not because you were considering
anybody else,
295
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:37,219
but because you get some sort of twisted
pleasure out of watching me squirm?
296
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,622
Yep.
297
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,183
You weren't worried about
somebody else just snapping me up?
298
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,890
Oh, I put the word out
in the girls' network - hands off.
299
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,262
So you picked me
before you picked me?
300
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,098
That's how it works.
301
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,797
You know, it's a pretty big room.
302
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,137
I think we could do a better job
chaperoning, if we were moving around...
303
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,234
...close together. You looking one way,
me looking the other...
304
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,248
- Do you wanna dance?
- I thought you'd never ask.
305
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,654
Ingrid?
306
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,385
Cory, is that you?
307
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,791
Yeah, what happened to you?
You're soaked.
308
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:18,262
A bunch of us popular couples
were standing around the pool talking
309
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,495
and everyone kept saying
how cool it'd be to jump in.
310
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,560
- So all you jumped in?
- No, just me.
311
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:29,166
You see, the cool thing is talking about
jumping in, not actually doing it.
312
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:33,770
I didn't know that. Now I'm all wet,
my contacts fell out and my cool boyfriend
313
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:38,147
discovered a bunch of dry people
he'd rather be with.
314
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,214
Here you go.
315
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,593
- Hi.
- Hi.
316
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,354
So, where's Allison?
317
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,127
With Danny Taylor...
her boyfriend.
318
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,661
- The one that everybody knows about.
- Oh, yeah.
319
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,731
- Sorry about that.
- Well, sorry about that.
320
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:07,240
Yeah, well, I guess that's what I get
for trying to be one of the cool kids.
321
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,772
- Which clearly I'm not.
- I'm with you there.
322
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:17,981
Listen, Ingrid, I wanted to say I'm sorry
for what Shawn and I did to you.
323
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,322
You know, changing you around
and everything.
324
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,488
That's OK.
It was really fun for awhile...
325
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,726
...until I hit the water.
326
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:31,237
No, see, we didn't do it for you,
we did it for me.
327
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,772
So I could have a date
that everyone else thought was cool.
328
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:38,470
Yeah, I knew that. That's why I didn't
feel bad about dumping you.
329
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,604
Until now.
330
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,548
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
331
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,753
You know what's funny? We might have
actually had a good time tonight,
332
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,882
if we'd just come here together
as ourselves.
333
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,358
Yeah, you may be right.
334
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,953
- I guess we'll never know.
- Guess not.
335
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,160
Unless... Well, I mean,
there's always next year.
336
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,328
- Hey, there's still this year.
- Yeah...
337
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,998
It doesn't matter if other people
think we're cool.
338
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,565
We know who we are.
339
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,703
Are you Ingrid,
the girl that jumped in the pool?
340
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,144
Yeah, that would be me.
341
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:18,617
- I think you're so cool -wanna dance?
- Yeah, sure.
342
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,086
Wait, wait, wait...
What about knowing who we are?
343
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,282
Give me a break.
344
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,262
Hey, just heard about you and Ingrid.
345
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:33,959
- The women's network, right?
- No, actually I was standing right here.
346
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,626
So where's Becky?
347
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,136
In the girls' room for six hours,
like always.
348
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,730
- Hey, girls.
- Eric, not now, OK?
349
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,571
- Anytime but now.
- Why, 'cause you got dumped twice?
350
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,635
- Three times.
- Wow!
351
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:50,080
- I don't see you with your date.
- Yeah, where's Jacqueline?
352
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,675
Funny thing, her old boyfriend
came into town.
353
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,449
Turns out things aren't over between them.
She hopes I'll understand.
354
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:56,580
- Do you?
- Oh, yeah.
355
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,556
Completely, you know,
relaxed about the whole situation.
356
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,149
Hi, want a picture
to remember the dance?
357
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,525
Drop dead!
358
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,397
Yeah, you're real relaxed, Eric.
359
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,830
No! Wait, wait, wait...!
Come back!
360
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,165
Take a picture. A picture of
the three coolest guys at the dance.
361
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,933
- Yeah, all sittin' at the losers' table.
- Listen, if we smile now,
362
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,702
in 20 years if anyone asks,
our dates were all in the bathroom.
363
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,506
- Hey, mine really is.
- Ha-ha... shut up!
364
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:22,480
- All right, everybody say cheese.
- You've gotta say "dumped."
365
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:23,914
- Dumped.
- Dumped.
366
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,009
Cheese.
367
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,535
Eric, look at this.
368
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:46,003
Uh-oh.
Why don't you go on upstairs.
369
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,596
- What?
- Nothing here you need to see.
370
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,235
Why don't you just get on upstairs, OK?
Great.
371
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,545
Ah, you guys are gonna have
such a nice evening.
372
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,208
Maybe it's not too late.
373
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:12,291
- You all warm and snuggly?
- Yeah, don't stop.
374
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:15,425
Your turn to do me.
I've been doing you for uh...
375
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,766
...six hours?!
376
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,999
Ten more minutes.
377
00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:24,599
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