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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,227 --> 00:00:03,575 You said on the phone that you had some information about my father. 2 00:00:03,683 --> 00:00:05,435 About both our missing fathers. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,447 Will you marry me? 4 00:00:06,562 --> 00:00:09,606 The kindest thing we can do is let each other go. 5 00:00:09,702 --> 00:00:12,563 We know you're Harrison Bergeron but you are also Donald Stark 6 00:00:12,649 --> 00:00:14,867 who once owned the Hudson sperm bank. 7 00:00:14,947 --> 00:00:17,850 Anything for my future father-in-law. 8 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:20,665 I provided all the spunk myself. 9 00:00:20,757 --> 00:00:24,951 My son, it was so beautiful just to look at you and your sister. 10 00:00:25,684 --> 00:00:27,781 Did you just say that rose is my sister? 11 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:28,794 Yes. 12 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:34,719 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 13 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:43,947 All the shadows in the city 14 00:00:43,981 --> 00:00:47,612 used to love you, what a pity 15 00:00:47,646 --> 00:00:51,677 I miss the questions you used to ask me 16 00:00:51,711 --> 00:00:55,771 bored to death, cut, mad and lonely 17 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,601 bored to death, cut, mad and lonely... 18 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:01,767 Bored to death 19 00:01:01,802 --> 00:01:04,358 cut, mad and lonely. 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 21 00:01:25,121 --> 00:01:27,120 I can't believe that you're my father. 22 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,988 You rip off insurance companies 23 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,722 and you sold fraudulent sperm. 24 00:01:30,756 --> 00:01:33,856 - You're a con man. - First of all, that sperm was top notch. 25 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:37,790 - Secondly, the preferred term is "grifter." - It doesn't matter. 26 00:01:37,824 --> 00:01:40,257 Either way, you're on the other side of the law from me. 27 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:42,725 Listen, shamus, good guys always need bad guys 28 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,293 just like sons always need fathers. 29 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:48,594 - Bullshit. - You're living in a soft dream, kid. 30 00:01:48,628 --> 00:01:51,762 It's the way the world works-- Cops and robbers, 31 00:01:51,796 --> 00:01:54,663 cowboys and Indians, white people and coloreds. 32 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:59,131 Oh my God, are you even Jewish or a member of mensa? 33 00:01:59,165 --> 00:02:01,799 I'm black Irish and a member of AAA. 34 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:05,867 Look, maybe it was a mistake to call you, 35 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:08,268 but you and your sister came after me, remember? 36 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,736 - I thought this is what you wanted. - About my sister, 37 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:14,070 are you sure you were the only one who provided sperm to the sperm bank? 38 00:02:14,105 --> 00:02:17,538 - You didn't have any friends help out? - No, it was a solo operation. 39 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:21,640 It almost killed me. I have a strong libido, but not that strong. 40 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:25,042 - I went through cases of vitamin e. - I have to go. 41 00:02:25,076 --> 00:02:27,143 What-- Uh, wait a minute. 42 00:02:27,177 --> 00:02:28,744 Wait a minute, kid. Wait. 43 00:02:28,779 --> 00:02:31,979 I'm sorry, I know I'm a disappointment to you, 44 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:35,280 but for what it's worth, you seem like the kind of son 45 00:02:35,315 --> 00:02:37,114 a father could be proud of. 46 00:02:37,149 --> 00:02:39,449 I mean-- You're a little on the short side, 47 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:42,817 but other than that, you have a lot going for you. 48 00:02:48,687 --> 00:02:51,221 Kids, hmph. 49 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,260 Oh, Ray. 50 00:03:06,294 --> 00:03:08,595 What is going on? It's almost midnight. 51 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:11,597 - Is Spencer home? - Yeah, he's 14 months old. 52 00:03:11,631 --> 00:03:14,731 - Of course he's home. Just come-- Okay. - Spencer! 53 00:03:14,765 --> 00:03:16,732 Come on in. 54 00:03:18,768 --> 00:03:22,635 It's not good for a parent to put a lot of pressure on their kid, 55 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,536 but you're all I've got, you know? 56 00:03:27,604 --> 00:03:29,971 You'll never let me down, right? 57 00:03:30,005 --> 00:03:33,006 No matter what, 58 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,941 you'll still love me, right? 59 00:03:44,715 --> 00:03:47,850 I can't believe you used to wood glue. 60 00:03:47,884 --> 00:03:49,918 Well, when I get home, I'm going to yank out 61 00:03:49,952 --> 00:03:52,187 each hair as penance for your-- 62 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:55,023 For your broken nose. Like a hair-shirt, 63 00:03:55,057 --> 00:03:57,425 but on my face. As a matter of fact... 64 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,161 - Ow, God! - Oh oh. 65 00:04:00,195 --> 00:04:02,196 - Oh oh, that hurt. - Oh, dad, 66 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:06,033 dad, stop it. I forgive you. 67 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:09,803 - I love your song. - Ohh, thank you. 68 00:04:09,837 --> 00:04:13,239 - And Bernard forgives you. - Yes, I do. 69 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:16,943 - Huh. - And I can't wait till Friday. 70 00:04:16,978 --> 00:04:19,795 Good. What-- What's Friday? 71 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:23,917 City hall, we're eloping, just the two of us. 72 00:04:23,952 --> 00:04:27,450 - Oh. - George, learn from your mistakes. 73 00:04:27,485 --> 00:04:30,584 - No judging. - No, sorry. 74 00:04:30,619 --> 00:04:32,284 Sorry. It's just-- 75 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:37,122 Well, a father hopes he can see his daughter off, that's all. 76 00:04:37,157 --> 00:04:39,057 Well, but you weren't at my first wedding. 77 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:41,259 Your first wedding? 78 00:04:41,293 --> 00:04:43,961 Don't feel left out, George. My parents aren't coming. 79 00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:45,629 Of course they're both dead-- 80 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,697 But they would have understood. 81 00:04:47,732 --> 00:04:50,500 Right. Well, 82 00:04:50,534 --> 00:04:55,305 hey, how about I throw you a beautiful wedding at George on Jane? 83 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:58,741 Food and music, no alcohol. 84 00:04:58,775 --> 00:05:02,245 - I would love that. - Oh, good. 85 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:04,214 Ooooh. 86 00:05:04,248 --> 00:05:07,583 So... 87 00:05:07,618 --> 00:05:09,114 When were you married before? 88 00:05:09,197 --> 00:05:10,053 It was during my SNM phase. 89 00:05:11,888 --> 00:05:13,922 It wasn't legal. Just a blood ritual, 90 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:16,057 so I didn't tell you about it. 91 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:17,692 Oh good, good, good. 92 00:05:17,726 --> 00:05:19,961 Was there a lot of blood? 93 00:05:19,995 --> 00:05:21,662 Enough. 94 00:05:23,398 --> 00:05:25,165 I can't be you committed incest. 95 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,867 It's worse than my elder love. 96 00:05:26,901 --> 00:05:28,969 - Did you wear a condom? - Yes! Yes. 97 00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:31,037 Good, because you inbreeding is scary 98 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:32,738 and weird enough as it is already. 99 00:05:32,773 --> 00:05:35,875 Should I tell rose? She's the first girl I've liked in a long time 100 00:05:35,909 --> 00:05:39,878 and I know what diseases we're genetically prone to-- Cancer and colitis. 101 00:05:39,912 --> 00:05:42,513 Look, you have to break up with her immediately. 102 00:05:42,548 --> 00:05:44,849 And... 103 00:05:44,883 --> 00:05:47,884 I need all your attention now that Leah doesn't want to marry me. 104 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:50,687 - I'm so sorry about this, Ray. - It's okay. 105 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:54,423 At least I have Spencer. He'll meet all my emotional needs. 106 00:05:55,492 --> 00:05:57,226 A bond between a father and son is-- 107 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:59,728 - Is enough for me. - Hey, don't rub it in. 108 00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:03,231 Because of Bergeron I slept with my sister. I hate my biological father. 109 00:06:03,265 --> 00:06:05,199 Don't say that. What if Spencer said that about me? 110 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:07,067 You gotta give this creep a second chance. 111 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,835 But he's a crook and I'm a lawman. 112 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:11,237 I don't care. You have to go talk to this guy. 113 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:14,406 Because if you don't, it could haunt you for the rest of your life. 114 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,909 Can you come with me to Coney Island to see him? 115 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,311 I can't. It's the year anniversary of Super Ray 116 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,445 and I've got a signing at bergen street comics. 117 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,780 Oh, hold on. 118 00:06:23,815 --> 00:06:25,882 Uh, hi. 119 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:28,650 What's going on? What did you learn about the sperm bank? 120 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:31,486 Uh, nothing. It was a red herring. 121 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,022 - Another dead end. - Oh. 122 00:06:34,056 --> 00:06:37,057 - Damn. - Hey, I'm with a really tormented friend, 123 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,793 who's having a lot of problems, 124 00:06:39,827 --> 00:06:42,462 - can I call you back? - Oh, okay. 125 00:06:42,497 --> 00:06:45,131 Bye. 126 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,666 - Who was that? - My beautiful sister. 127 00:06:47,701 --> 00:06:50,569 I knew it. God! 128 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:54,707 Look, if you can't break it off with her, at least wear condoms. 129 00:06:54,741 --> 00:06:57,542 - This is Brooklyn after all. - Yeah. 130 00:06:57,577 --> 00:07:01,312 Josephine, I am so sorry I ran out on you last night. 131 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:04,515 But it is my MO, 132 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,051 even when I'm not stoned and playing Don Quixote. 133 00:07:08,085 --> 00:07:11,154 It's a lousy MO. I don't like it. 134 00:07:11,188 --> 00:07:13,323 I tried to tell you this. 135 00:07:13,357 --> 00:07:15,925 My relationships are like crimes. 136 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,227 I get in, I steal something 137 00:07:18,262 --> 00:07:21,164 - and I leave. - What do you steal? 138 00:07:21,198 --> 00:07:24,201 Love. I don't mean to. 139 00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:27,738 It's what I do. 140 00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:32,977 - I think I'm finally hearing you. - No, no, but wait. 141 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:36,714 I'm saying this to you because I want to transform. 142 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,984 Josephine, I'm a 63-year-old work in progress. 143 00:07:41,018 --> 00:07:44,054 But I am falling for you. 144 00:07:45,656 --> 00:07:47,691 George. 145 00:07:51,695 --> 00:07:55,230 You know, I think we should take this to the next level. 146 00:07:55,264 --> 00:07:57,999 I think we should be monogamous. 147 00:07:58,033 --> 00:08:00,668 I thought we were. 148 00:08:00,702 --> 00:08:02,969 Of course we are. 149 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,837 You are such a card. 150 00:08:15,914 --> 00:08:18,615 Well, the prodigal son has returned. I always wanted to say that. It's classic. 151 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:21,718 - Are you leaving? - Yeah, I'm headed for Jacksonville. 152 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,823 They've got a lot of syphilitic halfwits down there. 153 00:08:24,857 --> 00:08:26,693 It's an easy place to score. 154 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:29,063 - Why are you going? Is it because of me? - No, no. 155 00:08:29,097 --> 00:08:31,802 I-- I'm on the lam. 156 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:34,671 I got in bad with some groundskeepers. 157 00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,741 - Gambling problem. - So it's serious with this groundskeepers? 158 00:08:37,775 --> 00:08:40,110 Nothing I can't handle by running away. 159 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,280 But no, I-- I came here to forgive you. 160 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,215 - I want to know my father. - Damn. 161 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:47,784 Look, I'm kind of a rush, 162 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,920 but I got time maybe for one question. 163 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:52,355 What do you want to know? 164 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:54,591 Uh... 165 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,660 Do you have any hobbies? 166 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:58,762 Shit! That's the worst question possible. 167 00:08:58,797 --> 00:09:01,064 - I don't know. - No, no, no, it's good. 168 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:04,801 I saw on your card that you're a writer. I scribble. 169 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,504 - You probably got that from me. - Really? You like to write? 170 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:11,308 Yes, I used to pen a lot of the letters for "Penthouse" forum. 171 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,410 It was a great side gig with the insurance fraud, 172 00:09:14,445 --> 00:09:18,348 but then the Internet came and it destroyed literary pornography. 173 00:09:18,382 --> 00:09:21,451 - God damn it. - My other dad had those hidden in his closet. 174 00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:24,354 - I must have read your work. - A lot of people have. 175 00:09:24,388 --> 00:09:27,757 - Wow. - Listen, I want you to have something 176 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:30,360 to remember me by. 177 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,195 Uh... 178 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,564 No, no, no, it's a gift. 179 00:09:33,598 --> 00:09:36,534 - I don't want to cross state lines with it. - Oh. 180 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,606 Thank you, but does this firearm have the correct paperwork? 181 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,843 Jesus, I thought you were a private dick, not a Canadian mountie. 182 00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,312 You're right. I'm sorry. Thank you. 183 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:50,382 - Yeah. - Business is closed. 184 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,284 Beat it, kid. 185 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:55,087 - What if I don't want to beat it? - It's okay, guys. 186 00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:58,423 It's okay. He was just looking for a Montreal expos cap. 187 00:09:58,457 --> 00:10:01,893 I guess you're out of luck, mountie. 188 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:17,038 Why you packing up, old man? Skipping out on us? 189 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:20,572 Of course not. I'm just taking some clothes over to the salvation army. 190 00:10:20,606 --> 00:10:22,373 Bullshit! 191 00:10:22,408 --> 00:10:24,608 Come on, let's go. Jerry wants to talk to you. 192 00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:26,477 Come on. 193 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:13,222 I don't like games. 194 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,425 So you were trying to give me the slip? 195 00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:19,828 I knew you were a liar, but I didn't think you were stupid. 196 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:23,899 - I'm a complex person. - So where's my complex 10 grand? 197 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,169 Listen, I got a good tip about this new pitcher. 198 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:31,597 You raise the mound a few inches and we put our money on a shadow! 199 00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:34,409 Our money? I want my money! 200 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,713 I'm gonna have to erase you, Harry. 201 00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:39,281 Pop him here? 202 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,884 Sure, we gotta dig up centerfield away. 203 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,353 You, drop the gun, you two, hands up. 204 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,955 And don't test me. I've been going to the gun range once a week. 205 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,425 - It's that little kid from the hat store. - Little? 206 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:58,099 - I should have told you it does that. - Get him! 207 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,703 - You gave me a broken gun?! - Well, it works if you don't wing it around. 208 00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:04,607 - Who is this punk? - He's my son Johnny. 209 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,077 Hey, you can never say your old man didn't bring you to a ball park. 210 00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:11,339 - Aw shit. Now we gotta bury two bodies. - What? 211 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,435 Jerry, that's not necessary. 212 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,885 You'll get your money. Just don't touch the kid. 213 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,888 Suddenly you're flush? 214 00:12:17,922 --> 00:12:20,757 Okay, Phillie, you go with asshole 215 00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,992 and get the cash and we'll keep the kid. 216 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:25,061 Where I'm going, I have to go alone. 217 00:12:25,095 --> 00:12:28,131 It's an old friend in the syndicate and if I show up with a hard boy, 218 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:31,001 I won't get in the front door. So that's the deal. 219 00:12:31,068 --> 00:12:33,203 You keep Johnny. He's your insurance. 220 00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:37,107 Okay. If you're not back in 90 minutes, 221 00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:39,443 he's going to be pling center field-- Permanently. 222 00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:42,279 But I'm a lousy baseball player. It's not my best sport. 223 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:45,616 Shut up! I'm ready to kill this kid right now. 224 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:47,986 - You going to get my money? - Yeah, you'll get it. 225 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,690 Don't worry, son. 226 00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,492 Dad? 227 00:12:56,995 --> 00:13:01,129 This is the bulk of the work I produced in the past year. 228 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:03,963 Sorry there's not more, 229 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,863 but I've had a rough time. 230 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:10,598 Any questions? Yes? 231 00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:13,734 What are Exacto Man and the Emasculator doing to Super Ray in at drawing? 232 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,370 Oh, they're attacking his spine. 233 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:22,274 I had back spasms and I healed them with my own mind. 234 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:23,975 Yes, in the back. 235 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:27,812 Can you cure my sore throat with your mind? 236 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:30,581 I don't do other people's bodies. 237 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,616 Next? Yes. 238 00:13:32,651 --> 00:13:35,652 Why aren't there any drawings of the girl that Super Ray loves? 239 00:13:35,687 --> 00:13:38,655 I worship her. She's my screen-saver. 240 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,556 She left Super Ray. 241 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:44,693 And even though his heart is encased in adamantium fat, 242 00:13:44,728 --> 00:13:46,428 like Wolverine, 243 00:13:46,463 --> 00:13:48,697 he was destroyed. 244 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:50,865 Is your work autobiographical? 245 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,667 Did a girl leave you? 246 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,036 - Yes and yes. - I'm sorry. 247 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,573 But we all love you. 248 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,042 Really? 249 00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:02,612 Thank you. 250 00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:05,582 I guess that's it for the questions. 251 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:08,552 I'll just take some more compliments now. 252 00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:12,489 La la la 253 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:15,625 la. You're running out of time 254 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,163 where's the old man? I hope he loves you. 255 00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:20,366 He does. He'll be back soon. 256 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,135 Maybe we should give him a call, let him hear you scream a little. 257 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,671 Or we could call him and I'll use my normal non-screaming voice. 258 00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:27,472 That was just one thought. 259 00:14:27,507 --> 00:14:29,741 Let's keep brainstorming. There are no bad ideas. 260 00:14:29,776 --> 00:14:31,710 - Call. - But just to be clear, 261 00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:34,679 - we're going with your screaming concept? - Call! 262 00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:43,054 Hi, dad. It's Jonathan. 263 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,589 Um, mm-hmm, no. 264 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,691 Of course I'm still at Wonders Stadium. 265 00:14:46,692 --> 00:14:48,360 Just seeing how things coming alone-- 266 00:14:48,394 --> 00:14:52,264 Ahh! Ah! 267 00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:54,165 I thought we were going with normal speaking voice! 268 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,634 If you don't get back here soon, these guys are definitely 269 00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:58,436 going to kill me, like they say. So hurry up. 270 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,641 What? Oh my God. 271 00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:04,999 - I'll be there. - Okay, I have to go. Bye. I love you. 272 00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:11,346 Sal, I need help. 273 00:15:12,782 --> 00:15:16,184 Yes, that's a good idea, but let's put it in a to-go cup. 274 00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:18,319 There you go. 275 00:15:18,353 --> 00:15:21,421 - Look, grandma. - Oh, yeah, it's lovely, yeah. 276 00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:23,757 Uh, excuse me. Hold on. 277 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:25,892 This one is... 278 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,560 - For you. - Oh. 279 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,862 Why don't you call me sometime? 280 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,730 Oh. 281 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,802 Oh. You're really very forward. 282 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,737 Oh, you make it easy. 283 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,774 Oh. 284 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,711 - How are you doing? - Hi. 285 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,046 Um, were you always a God? 286 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,049 Yes-- Oh God, now what? 287 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,585 George, this better be good. 288 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,921 I'm being told how great I am by my fans. 289 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,190 Sorry, but Jonathan is at Brooklyn Wonders Stadium 290 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,626 and he's in trouble. He needs us. Can you meet me there? 291 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,161 Oh shit, again? All right, I'll be there. 292 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:08,965 - Super Ray is needed. - I always knew your powers were real. 293 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,701 I have to get to Wonders Stadium to save a disturbed friend. 294 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,670 Do you know the best subway? 295 00:16:13,704 --> 00:16:16,272 Do you need a car? We could take the Ray Mobile. 296 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,441 There's a Ray Mobile? 297 00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,689 Oh, Ray, thank God. 298 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:36,759 - Who are these people? - The League of Rays. 299 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,361 Or the Ray-Vengers. 300 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,496 - The name's still under discussion. - The Rays of Hope. 301 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:42,630 - Please stop saying that. - The Ray-Team. 302 00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:46,133 - We'll discuss it at the meeting! - Hey, guys, I'm stuck. 303 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,168 - Oh come on. - Well, 304 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:52,138 good thinking, you know? We need all the reinforcements we can get. 305 00:16:52,173 --> 00:16:56,677 I brought Sal, but he kinda pooped out. The car makes him sleepy. 306 00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:02,987 Has your dad always been such a chiseler? 307 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:06,326 For as long as I've known him. Do you have a son? 308 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,195 No, three daughters. 309 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:11,500 - All of them tarts. - That's right. 310 00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:17,806 Shut the fuck up! 311 00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:21,777 Whoa! 312 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,589 - He said he was in the stadium. - He could be anywhere. 313 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,458 You think we're gonna get into trouble for breaking into this place? 314 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,928 - Do not be negative on a super mission. - It's okay, man. 315 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,863 That's right. In a ridiculous situation, 316 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,397 it's important to think positively. 317 00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,767 All right, I have a plan. 318 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,468 Now we need to flush them out. 319 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,737 Are the League of Rays ready to be heroes? 320 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,272 Hell yeah. 321 00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:57,007 Cocked and loaded. 322 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,642 Okay. 323 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:03,012 Five more minutes, kid. 324 00:18:05,048 --> 00:18:08,291 - Then we shoot you in the head. - Do you have to be so explicit? 325 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:14,290 Let Jonathan Ames go. 326 00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,726 Who the fuck is that? 327 00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,797 Come on. 328 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:31,307 I don't like this. 329 00:18:35,546 --> 00:18:38,482 - What the hell? - Who the fuck are these guys? 330 00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:40,017 They're Super Rays. 331 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:43,154 Villains, release Jonathan Ames 332 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,789 or you will feel the wrath 333 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,026 of Super Ray and his minions. 334 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:51,163 - Who's in the booth? - M-maybe minions isn't the right word. 335 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,064 Uh, followers or sycophants? 336 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,967 Uh, super-- Super fans! 337 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,703 Maybe "minions" was the best, actually. 338 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,705 Screw this. Charge! 339 00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:15,692 They have guns! They have guns! 340 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:21,353 - Run, Rays, run! - Ray down! 341 00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:23,322 Okay, come on, come on! 342 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:30,195 Help me! 343 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:43,706 Good one! Good one, yes! 344 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,641 I'm coming, Ray! 345 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,379 Oh no. Oh my God. 346 00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:53,248 - Take over! - Get down. 347 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,918 Serpentine, Jonathan, serpentine! 348 00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:02,391 Stop shooting-- You'll hurt him. 349 00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:03,525 Stop shooting. 350 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,127 Get the little bastard. 351 00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:08,297 Slide like Jackie Robinson. 352 00:20:13,036 --> 00:20:15,070 - Fuck. - Yes! 353 00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:17,739 Oh God! Oh God, oh! 354 00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:19,207 Oh. 355 00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:20,875 Non, no, no, no, no! 356 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:24,646 Make a move and it'll be your last. 357 00:20:25,714 --> 00:20:28,182 We did it. We did it! 358 00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:33,487 - Bye! - Bye! 359 00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,356 See you guys next week at the meeting. 360 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,124 I love your new friends. 361 00:20:37,159 --> 00:20:40,194 - Yeah, they're good people. - Thank you guys for saving my life-- 362 00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:43,030 - Again. - Of course, Jonathan. 363 00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:47,468 I'm just sorry your father abandoned you. 364 00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:50,671 It's all right. I knew you guys would come for me. 365 00:20:53,642 --> 00:20:55,209 Shit, is Sal dead? 366 00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:58,079 He shouldn't be. I left a window open. 367 00:20:58,113 --> 00:21:00,982 Sal, wake up. Come on, wake up. 368 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:35,850 Daddy, I thought you said there wasn't going to be any alcohol. 369 00:21:35,885 --> 00:21:38,519 Oh no, I meant no alcohol for you. 370 00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:40,921 - Oh God-- - Oh no, sweetheart, 371 00:21:40,955 --> 00:21:45,291 I can't give a father's wedding toast without champagne. 372 00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:47,693 And look, look, I've got marinellis 373 00:21:47,727 --> 00:21:50,195 for you and, um, uh, Bernard. 374 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:53,398 - Right, and wasn't that thoughtful? - Okay, fine. 375 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:55,900 - Go sit, go on. - Okay. 376 00:21:58,603 --> 00:22:01,204 Uh, excuse me, everybody. 377 00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:02,939 I'd like to say a few words. 378 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,277 What I have learned in my 63 years 379 00:22:08,312 --> 00:22:11,513 is that we all walk this 380 00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:15,483 rarzor's ed of feeling like our lives are 381 00:22:15,518 --> 00:22:17,752 both meaningful 382 00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:20,054 and meaningless. 383 00:22:21,022 --> 00:22:23,957 This can lead to depression, 384 00:22:23,991 --> 00:22:26,626 confusion 385 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:29,828 and melancholy. 386 00:22:29,863 --> 00:22:33,198 Oh no. He's making this about himself. 387 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,297 And all the goers tell us that we, 388 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,701 we should live in the now, 389 00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:41,836 but I always feel like I'm one second behind my own life, 390 00:22:41,871 --> 00:22:44,672 never fully present-- Hmm? 391 00:22:47,007 --> 00:22:49,908 So I say to you, Emily... 392 00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,346 Let yourself be loved, 393 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,781 which is one of the hardest things to learn in life. 394 00:22:55,815 --> 00:23:00,584 But you are so worthy of being cherished, 395 00:23:00,619 --> 00:23:04,188 and I love you with all my being. 396 00:23:04,189 --> 00:23:06,559 To Emily and Bernard! 397 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:11,141 - Yes! - Congratulations. 398 00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:17,906 See the pyramids 399 00:23:17,907 --> 00:23:20,575 along the Nile 400 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:23,110 watch a sunrise 401 00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:26,346 on a tropic isle 402 00:23:26,381 --> 00:23:29,082 just remember, darling 403 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,353 all the while 404 00:23:32,354 --> 00:23:36,023 you belong to me... 405 00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:42,129 Did you tell her yet? 406 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,332 Well, we all have our thing. 407 00:23:51,706 --> 00:23:54,374 Rose? 408 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:55,776 Hmm? 409 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:58,179 There's something, um... 410 00:24:00,182 --> 00:24:02,517 What? 411 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,554 Never mind. 412 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,756 See the jungle 413 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:11,861 when it's wet with rain 414 00:24:11,895 --> 00:24:17,000 just remember till you're home again 415 00:24:17,035 --> 00:24:22,106 you belong to me 416 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:26,378 yes, you belong 417 00:24:26,412 --> 00:24:30,917 to me. 418 00:24:31,776 --> 00:24:34,902 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 419 00:24:35,254 --> 00:24:38,889 dance with me, my old friend 420 00:24:38,923 --> 00:24:43,224 once before we go 421 00:24:44,426 --> 00:24:48,594 let's pretend this song won't end 422 00:24:48,628 --> 00:24:53,564 and we never have to go home 423 00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:59,037 and we'll dance among the chandeliers 424 00:24:59,071 --> 00:25:03,607 and nothing matters when we're dancing 425 00:25:03,641 --> 00:25:08,145 in tattered tatters you're entrancing 426 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:13,684 be we in Paris or in Lansing 427 00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:18,122 nothing matters when we're dancing 428 00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:22,559 nothing matters when we're dancing 429 00:25:24,095 --> 00:25:28,632 nothing matters when we're dancing. 430 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,057 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 431 00:25:32,107 --> 00:25:36,657 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33041

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