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Emily's making me go on a
date tonight with Bernard.
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Taker her out tonight. Show her what she'll
be missing by marrying some old fart.
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You called me a bitch.
Get out!
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All of our produce comes from
within fifty miles of New York.
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You claim a hundred. Do the math.
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Oh! A rat!
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You could come back to
my place if you like.
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I trusted you with my daughter!
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Emily's taking a break from me,
so I'm taking a break from you.
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Ray, thank God you're here!
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- Louis?
- Help me!
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Bored to Death 3x05
"I Keep Taking Baths like Lady MacBeth"
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[subs by lujk]
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♪ All the shadows in the city ♪
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♪ used to love ya, what a pity. ♪
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♪ I miss the question you used to ask me. ♪
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♪ Bored to death, cut, mad, and lonely. ♪
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♪ Bored to death, cut, mad, and lonely. ♪
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♪ Bored to death, cut, mad, and lonely. ♪
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I still say that's not a legal style.
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When Jonathan and I used to
play games, he didn't cheat.
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Well, call Jonathan and play with him.
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You know we're not talking.
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Although we do have therapy today.
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Get the yell—yeah, get those.
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And stop complaining
about my technique!
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If I throw it underhand, then
my back's gonna catch on fire
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and flames are gonna
shoot out of my asshole.
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Get that one.
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I'm sorry. The, uh, girdle
doesn't offer any relief?
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No.
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Only oxycontin.
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Luckily, Belinda renewed her prescription.
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She's turning me into Rush Limbaugh.
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Other than the drugs,
how's it going with Belinda?
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Well, it's wonderful,
but I feel really, really guilty.
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Leah has no idea.
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I've never been like this before.
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Oh, I get it.
You're leading a double life.
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I've been doing that for so long I'm
probably over a hundred years old by now.
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Yeah, this elder love really crept up on me.
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Other than cumming in
my pants all the time,
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I used to be pretty normal.
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That's a term I don't know, "elder love."
It sounds like an herbal tea or something.
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- It's most common with women.
- Mm.
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Males don't get it as much,
but we're out there.
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There's a convention
every year in Boca.
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Florida.
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Jonathan and I were supposed to go down
to Key West to visit the Hemingway house,
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but I guess that's not gonna happen.
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Well, maybe therapy will work.
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I don't know, maybe.
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When a couple goes to counseling,
it's usually the end.
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Ray said Antrem's restaurant
is killing your business.
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I wish there was some
way I could help you.
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It depresses me that
Antrem is successful,
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because it means that being a
driven sociopath is effective.
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At least professionally.
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Exactly.
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You know, Antrem's a symbol
of what's wrong with nature.
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If there's sunshine, you have darkness.
If there's health, you have disease.
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If there's me, you have Antrem.
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Like me and Louis Green.
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No, you see, this is why
we need counseling.
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You suck everything back to you
like a needy magnet.
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Sorry.
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Tell me more about Antrem.
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I open a hundred-mile
artisanal restaurant,
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and that engorged tick opens a fifty-miler just to spite me,
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to, to destroy me.
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Well, can't you become a fifty-miler?
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I'd love to, but I have
no idea where his farms are.
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And then Sifton gave him a
rave in the Times,
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said that you can taste the farmer's hands
pulling the cucumbers from the earth.
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- Well, that's not hygienic.
- Of course it isn't!
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This is friendship counseling?
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Three basic tenets of friendship:
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no penetration between friends,
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friends do not involve
friends in Ponzi schemes
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—that happened to me—
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and a true friend
is someone that helps you move.
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Well, the situation is cut and dry.
Jonathan crossed a line with my daughter.
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What kind of line?
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Inappropriate leering, groping, daterape?
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- You have very big eyes.
- What?!
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No, no. No, nothing like that.
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but he was responsible for the
fracture of her perfect nose,
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and he caused her to stop speaking to me.
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- That's terrible.
- George,
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you can't blame thirty
years of miscommunication
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one one broken nose
and an alcohol relapse.
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She also smoked dope and saw a
stuffed animal have anal sex.
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You told me to show her a good time!
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Oh! You're home early.
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Yeah, I was able to get away for an hour.
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Where are the girls?
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Upstairs, melting in
front of the television.
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I'm gonna take them to the
botanical garden soon.
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Oh, that's nice.
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When did you start drinking Bailey's?
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I don't know. Recently I got a...
taste for it.
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Hmm.
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Ray, uh, I came home because
I've been missing you.
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Really?
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I don't like the distance
I've been feeling lately,
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with you on the couch,
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far away.
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Just down the stairs. You know?
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And, um, I should have been working, but
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I Googled you, and I
started getting hot.
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I never told you this, but
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I love your drawings
of Super Ray's cock.
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Leah, the girls.
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They won't leave the TV.
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Okay.
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- Ray, you have a gray pubic hair.
- That's mine! That's mine.
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Of course it's yours.
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Jonathan, based on your technique,
I can tell you are...
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a pathological, codependent people-pleaser,
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and that's not good.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't say you're sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- Stop it!
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George.
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Yes.
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I can tell you are a very good lover.
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Oh! Well, thank you.
Oh! Look at you.
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Jonathan, what is your issue with George?
'Cause he seems perfect to me.
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Well, I don't have an issue, really.
I just want him back in my life!
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You see, my whole father figure
situation is very screwy right now.
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I hear what Jonathan is saying,
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but I have nothing to give.
I can only take.
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My business is under siege.
I'm a...
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I'm a needy boy wrapped in the
garb of an elder statesman.
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That sounds fancy and eloquent,
but is it really how you feel?
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Yes. Also, I've signed up for a musical revue,
so I don't have time for my old friends.
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- George, I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize to the people you love!
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Show them your affection with your actions!
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Dig into my heel!
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It helps with my menses.
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I'm bloated.
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I'm usually thinner.
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Excuse me!
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I'm with the FDAUJA.
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What farms does this restaurant use?
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I live in the basement of an American.
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I have never been a nanny!
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I don't care about that.
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I want names of farms!
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Now.
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Please! I love this country! I'm a Yankee fan!
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But I also like the Mets if that's your thing.
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I'm not with immigration.
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I'm a friend.
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Sort of.
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Just tell me: where does
Richard & Sons get its produce?
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All I know is the mucho malo goes on
the run every night to the farms.
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Who is this mucho malo?
What is his name?
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They call him...
Green!
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Those girls are so beautiful.
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I wish you'd introduce
them to my grandchildren.
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Yeah, maybe.
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They call it a playdate. Heh!
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Back in my day, we called it,
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"Hey, look after my kids, I gotta go to the
doctor for my shingles!
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Listen, Belinda.
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- The last three weeks have been wonderful.
- I know.
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It's a gift.
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I'd love to tell Father Malucci,
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but he would want me to be married
before having intercourse.
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Father Malucci?
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Well, he was trying to set me up,
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but all the widowers in my church are
awash, rhuemy-eyed, lumpy with tumors.
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I needed someone young, like you!
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I do love being with you.
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It's just...
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You know how I feel after we make love?
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Like an iron's been on top of me, and I get
all straightened out like a piece of linen.
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You set me right, kid.
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God, Belinda, I—ach!
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I just don't know if I can keep this up.
I feel so guilty!
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I keep taking baths like Lady Macbeth!
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Listen, I don't want this to stop!
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You make me feel as beautiful as these flowers!
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To hell with it!
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You're gonna live with the guilt, Ray.
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You might be the last good thing
I'll ever have in my life.
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It's okay, baby. It's okay.
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So tell me, George, have
you ever sung before?
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Well, forty years ago,
I was a Whiffenpoof at Yale.
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Wasn't Cole Porter a Whiffenpoof?
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♪ And that's why birds do it, bees do it. ♪
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♪ Even educated fleas do it. ♪
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♪ Let's do it. Let's fall in love. ♪
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Oh!
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That was lovely!
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Thank you.
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So, why do you want to take
singing lessons, George?
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Ah! Well, I agreed to perform in a musical
review at the Yale Club, a fundraiser,
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and they assigned me to
"Dream the Impossible Dream"!
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Great, I love that song.
This should be fun.
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Alright.
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- Let's do a little breathwork first, shall we?
- Yeah.
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- Just, ah...
- Oh! Well, alright.
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gonna warm up that lean
Gary Cooper body of yours.
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- Oh! Gary Cooper!
- Grab it with both hands and just bend over.
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Make your body an L.
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You do it.
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Okay.
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Alright, we're going to relax the back,
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and we're gonna breathe and
make an "Oh, oh, oh!" sound.
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- George, you're holding a lot of
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- sadness or something.
- I do have a lot of sadness, actually.
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I, I've been very melancholic lately.
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Well, let's try to
breathe it out, shall we?
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- "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
- Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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- Ohhh...
- George,
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- Yeah?
- I think this may take more than breathing.
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Do you smoke pot?
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I do!
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Now Leah's fallen back in love with me.
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It must be pheromonal.
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All the sex with Belinda's got me
spraying testosterone like a cat.
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You know, I did read about that in
the science section of the Times.
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The more sex a man has, the more sex he gets.
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It's like a positive Catch-22.
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- Wah!
- Hello, Alpha Team.
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God damn it!
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What a bunch of Nervous Nellies.
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- I thought you guys were battle tested.
- Why did you do tha— where'd he go?
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Both of my testicles completely
retracted when you did that!
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Isn't that your normal state?
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- Both your testicles deep in your
body like the ovaries of a woman? - HAW HAW
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You got the tracking device?
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Uh...ffirmative.
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Also, I brought along some
bonus surveillance gear.
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- Free of charge?
- I'm not a communist, I charged it to George's account.
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So, Ray, you're the only
one who can plant this on Green.
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What? Why me?
I don't want any part of hiM!
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Oh, don't be such a
swishy, nancy fruitcake!
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It has to be you.
Green will never let me or Howard near him,
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but you guys bonded in jail!
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00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,481
You said you passed him in the hallway!
245
00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:22,645
We did do time together.
246
00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:25,945
Excuse me.
247
00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:27,676
You have water.
248
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:29,386
Ray.
249
00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:30,961
What are you doing here?
250
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:34,378
Is that worm with legs Jonathan
going to be joining you?
251
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:38,805
- No, I was just, uh...
- Well, we can't serve you dressed like that, so...
252
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,590
I guess this is good day.
253
00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:47,260
No I wasn't, uh, looking do eat, I just
happened to be walking by, and I was wondering
254
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,964
how you were doing since
our time in the hoosegow.
255
00:13:49,964 --> 00:13:53,453
Really, that's why you're here?
You're concerned about me?
256
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:56,030
Well, not a lot of people have been
through what we've been through, and I...
257
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,272
How was it for you?
258
00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:00,448
Oh, I felt like Primo Levi.
259
00:14:01,309 --> 00:14:03,453
I did make one nice friend, José Luís.
260
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,551
But overall the experience was traumatic, I—
261
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:08,129
I'm not sleeping,
262
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:12,407
'cause of my nerves, I'm developing
small ulcers in my armpits....
263
00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:13,622
I'm sorry.
264
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,690
Mm, thank you.
265
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:16,563
Oh!
266
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:21,277
I bet those armpit ulcers
are really painful.
267
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:24,160
I think you're the only one
who understands me, Ray.
268
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,346
When I do sleep,
269
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,208
I have this dream I'm in a tank
full of lobsters, and they're all
270
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,949
nipping at me with their
cruel, red claws.
271
00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:34,609
Shhhhh.
272
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,410
It's okay.
273
00:14:36,728 --> 00:14:38,211
Those lobsters are phantoms.
274
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:42,232
Oh, Raymond.
275
00:14:44,437 --> 00:14:45,637
- Louis!
276
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:47,671
- Where is that chubby little handmaiden?
277
00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,404
- Table five needs to be cleared!
278
00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:50,798
- I have to go.
- Yeah.
279
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,388
Ray.
280
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:55,585
If this should continue,
281
00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:58,139
it would be nice if you shaved.
282
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,458
- How'd it go? Everything all right?
- Fine!
283
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,017
- Did the Tango suspect anything?
- Nope!
284
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:10,627
How did you do it?
285
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:11,850
I hugged him.
286
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,048
Like an old... prison buddy.
287
00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:16,153
That's it! Okay?
That's the end of the story.
288
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,650
Well, my work here is done!
289
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,070
By the way, Howard, thank you
for recommending Laurie.
290
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:25,258
The session didn't work, but she has
really nice feet and gave good advice.
291
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,977
I love her feet!
292
00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:30,555
You know, I got insight into some of my
mother issues working on her big toe!
293
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:31,110
Huh!
294
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:35,200
But where therapy failed, I'm hoping that
this operation will save a friendship.
295
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,164
Me too.
296
00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:39,172
You love George, and I don't blame ya!
297
00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:40,534
Alright!
298
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,995
That guy gives me the creeps.
Do you go to him for everything?
299
00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:54,299
Not everything, just therapy
referrals and detective gadgets.
300
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,842
I hope you don't think I'm a slut,
301
00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:03,366
Josephine, for sleeping
with you immediately.
302
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,443
Not at all.
303
00:16:06,192 --> 00:16:09,079
- It felt very 1977.
- Mmhm.
304
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:13,313
- Well, I think it was a great first lesson.
- Mm, yeah.
305
00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:14,805
I loved it.
306
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,830
You pierced my heart.
307
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:20,073
Oh.
308
00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,652
Did I scare you?
309
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,334
Well, a little.
310
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:33,354
Yo-you should know that I have a long
track record of letting women down,
311
00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:35,855
and my business is falling apart,
312
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,831
so I'm not very available,
313
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,916
emotionally
314
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,580
or, or emotionally.
315
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,954
Well you should know that I have a
long track record of being let down,
316
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:49,382
so we're perfect for each other, and you
are a pothead, so we're doubly perfect.
317
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:58,574
Ah! Oh my God! Oh, that's beautiful.
318
00:16:58,574 --> 00:17:00,149
I want one!
319
00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:07,180
Ray, I haven't wanted to ask,
but how is Belinda in bed?
320
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:10,203
Well, here's a little taste.
The other night, I was on top of her,
321
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,373
and I was stoned,
322
00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:16,357
and it was like all of her past selves fanned
out in front of me like a deck of cards.
323
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,507
What? Really?
324
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,585
Yeah, I saw all the women that she's been.
325
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:23,004
From her twenties, thirties,
forties, fifties, sixties...
326
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:26,550
seventies, eighties, nineties...
naughts...
327
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,669
I made love to them all!
328
00:17:30,691 --> 00:17:33,136
It's like a harem, but
with one senior citizen.
329
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,401
Holy shit, that's incredible!
330
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,546
There's Green.
331
00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,096
I can't believe he's smoking.
332
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,768
Must have picked it up in prison.
333
00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:46,506
Alright.
334
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,813
Looks like he's making a left
at the end of the alleyway.
335
00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:54,145
Yeah, I can see that.
336
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,619
What's he doing?
That's not an organic farm!
337
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,292
It's not even a nice supermarket!
338
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,260
Oh my God!
339
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,105
C-Town is Antrem's farms!
340
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,964
I knew that fifty mile claim
stunk like yesterday's fish!
341
00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:05,427
Call George, he's gotta see this.
342
00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:07,101
- Okay.
- But don't tell him I'm here.
343
00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:09,269
Just say you're in trouble.
This way, when he gets here,
344
00:19:09,269 --> 00:19:11,882
I can explain it to him and
look heroic in his eyes!
345
00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:20,958
♪ Voulez-vous? Voulez? ♪
346
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:25,251
♪ Voulez-vous? Voulez?... ♪
347
00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:27,935
Oh, this is wonderful!
348
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,351
Josephine, I'm sorry, I have to...
Keep dancing!
349
00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:39,068
Hello?
350
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:39,871
George?
351
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:41,317
Look, I'm in trouble.
352
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:45,149
I need you to come to C-Town Supermarket
on 130th and Broadway immediately.
353
00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,000
Wh-why? What's going on?
354
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,732
I've been falsely accused of shoplifting.
355
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:50,722
I need you.
356
00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:52,513
Don't know if that worked.
357
00:19:55,878 --> 00:20:01,307
I'm, I'm so sorry, but I have to go.
My, my number two friend needs me.
358
00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:04,686
He's been caught shoplifting
in a supermarket.
359
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,706
He has food issues.
360
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,767
Your number two friend?
361
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:11,061
Who's your number one friend?
362
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:13,541
A young boy I was once very fond of.
363
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,379
We're not talking anymore.
364
00:20:17,596 --> 00:20:18,933
A young boy?
365
00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,362
Oh my God, here he is.
366
00:20:26,362 --> 00:20:28,977
Alright. Don't be nervous.
I can handle George. Watch this.
367
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:34,406
Ray, what's the meaning of this?
Did you lie to me?
368
00:20:34,746 --> 00:20:35,857
Jonathan made me call you!
369
00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:37,664
Wh—?
370
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:42,834
George, I'm really sorry friendship
counseling didn't go well.
371
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:46,357
Did you drag me all the way
up here just to apologize?
372
00:20:46,357 --> 00:20:48,864
Do you know I left a singing
lesson to come here?
373
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:50,092
At midnight?
374
00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:50,921
Yes.
375
00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:52,933
- Well, this is really important.
- No.
376
00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:56,115
Not breaking Emily's nose was important.
377
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:57,849
I'm gonna go.
378
00:20:58,294 --> 00:20:59,113
George, wait!
379
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,304
There's something I need to show you.
380
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,375
Son of a bitch!
381
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,305
Antrem and his dirty tricks!
382
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,116
But isn't it great that I discovered this?
383
00:21:19,651 --> 00:21:21,789
Yes, yes, but what are we gonna do?
384
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:22,780
I have a plan.
385
00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:25,312
You and I will go in deep,
386
00:21:25,312 --> 00:21:27,840
and Ray will play defense to guard against the quarterback's sneak.
387
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,919
Jonathan, you know i don't follow baseball.
388
00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:37,639
Park me close to him and then act like a stockboy!
389
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:38,526
Got it!
390
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:02,882
Mr. Christopher?
391
00:22:03,528 --> 00:22:05,803
When did you start working here?
392
00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:08,366
Oh, well, uh, just today actually.
393
00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:10,241
He doesn't work here, Green!
394
00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:12,894
Jonathan, what are you
doing here, you maggot?
395
00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,471
We're onto you, Green! And Richard and Sons!
396
00:22:15,471 --> 00:22:16,647
Fifty miles?!
397
00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:19,014
Your restaurant is a fraud
and we've got proof!
398
00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:21,675
How dare you belittle
what Richard and I have built!
399
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:25,150
- But it was built on a lie!
- Everything's built on a lie, you idiot!
400
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:26,469
That is true, Jonathan.
401
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:28,705
And anyway, what proof do you have?
402
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:31,922
I'm buying these chickens
for my personal use.
403
00:22:31,922 --> 00:22:32,975
That's a lot of chickens.
404
00:22:32,975 --> 00:22:35,360
- And also... ha!
- Hey!
405
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,828
George, push me! Push me!
406
00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:40,835
Left with the botellas!
407
00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:45,202
You stole my phone!
408
00:22:45,706 --> 00:22:46,894
Of course I did!
409
00:22:46,894 --> 00:22:48,376
What a trite thing to say.
410
00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:02,631
Incoming!
411
00:23:03,021 --> 00:23:03,929
Reloading!
412
00:23:03,929 --> 00:23:04,634
Duck!
413
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:05,878
I mean, chicken!
414
00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:15,254
You'll never get away with this, Green!
415
00:23:15,576 --> 00:23:18,452
Cleanup in aisle six, ha ha ha ha!
416
00:23:22,656 --> 00:23:23,697
Louis, stop!
417
00:23:28,498 --> 00:23:29,291
Raymond?
418
00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:33,763
- Are you all right, George?
- Ha! I'm wonderful!
419
00:23:33,908 --> 00:23:34,695
Really?
420
00:23:34,695 --> 00:23:35,593
But I—
421
00:23:35,593 --> 00:23:37,476
- I failed you again!
- Yeah...
422
00:23:37,476 --> 00:23:39,030
but I've missed this,
423
00:23:39,644 --> 00:23:40,961
our calamities.
424
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:42,902
I've missed you.
425
00:23:43,376 --> 00:23:44,583
I've missed you, too, George.
426
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,698
- Oh! Look who's here.
- Ray!
427
00:23:48,632 --> 00:23:49,579
How'd you do it?
428
00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:51,616
I have my ways.
429
00:24:04,179 --> 00:24:05,239
I've seen enough.
430
00:24:05,893 --> 00:24:07,677
Honestly, I had no idea this was happening.
431
00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:10,975
Ever since the arrest, Louis just
hasn't been the same, you know.
432
00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:12,349
Gotta get the kid some help.
433
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:14,358
But first I'm gonna take a belt to his ass!
434
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,472
- I did it for you!
- Get back in your coat closet,
435
00:24:16,472 --> 00:24:17,873
you twisted little snot!
436
00:24:21,438 --> 00:24:23,149
I will call the Times and have them
437
00:24:24,198 --> 00:24:25,772
print a complete retraction.
438
00:24:25,772 --> 00:24:27,588
I don't want to destroy you, Richard.
439
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,880
I just want a level playing field.
440
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,830
Oh, that's so admirable of you, George.
441
00:24:32,966 --> 00:24:36,193
You know you're weak in
most every way that's important?
442
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,231
But you do play fair.
443
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:39,322
Thank you.
444
00:24:44,575 --> 00:24:46,240
Our business here is done.
445
00:24:52,652 --> 00:24:53,549
Ray, wait!
446
00:24:54,538 --> 00:24:55,946
I'll catch up with you guys in a second.
447
00:25:00,974 --> 00:25:02,163
Tell me it meant nothing to you.
448
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,139
Our kiss.
449
00:25:04,515 --> 00:25:05,172
Louis,
450
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:09,417
that erection you felt against your leg
451
00:25:10,197 --> 00:25:11,381
was purely involuntary.
452
00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:13,327
I didn't feel any erection.
453
00:25:14,488 --> 00:25:15,142
Huh!
454
00:25:15,568 --> 00:25:16,246
Oh, you didn't?
455
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,108
It doesn't matter, okay?
'Cause that's the end now.
456
00:25:21,674 --> 00:25:22,960
I have enough women in my life.
457
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:26,174
I understand.
458
00:25:27,096 --> 00:25:31,103
For nearly forty years, I've waited for love and sympathy.
459
00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:33,590
I can wait a bit longer.
460
00:25:34,644 --> 00:25:35,537
Okay.
461
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:42,803
Ray seems to have a real
wizard-like effect on Green.
462
00:25:42,803 --> 00:25:45,654
He says it's because Green's a fan
of his Super Ray comic.
463
00:25:45,654 --> 00:25:48,148
Ah, makes sense. The power of art.
464
00:25:48,777 --> 00:25:51,887
Hey, you and I should start thinking
about our trip down to Key West
465
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,312
to visit the Hemingway house,
466
00:25:53,495 --> 00:25:57,139
and then, if you want, we could go on
down to Cuba and see his place there.
467
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,814
- Really?!
- Yeah! Sure.
468
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:01,314
I've always wanted to return to Havana.
469
00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:03,187
I had a lost weekend there once.
470
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,459
Oh, here's our wizard!
471
00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:06,233
Everything alright with Green?
472
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:06,856
Yeah.
473
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,606
Is it too early to get a drink?
474
00:26:09,606 --> 00:26:14,542
No! Never too early for a
well-made organic bloody Mary.
475
00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:18,527
You get your vitamins from the tomato
juice, and the celery gives you your fiber.
476
00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:21,036
And the, uh, vodka helps you with your
mood the first thing in the morning.
477
00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:21,924
Which is healthy.
478
00:26:21,924 --> 00:26:22,839
Exactly.
479
00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:24,304
You guys know a lot about nutrition.
480
00:26:24,304 --> 00:26:26,453
Well, I do own a restaurant, you know.
481
00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:43,468
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