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DRE: Back in the day, when we
wanted to share information,
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it looked something like this.
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Then we figured out a way
to share information faster.
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Over time,
our desire to share information
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led to increasingly complex technology
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that could share news faster and faster.
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- [HORN HONKS]
- The people who created this technology
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envisioned a future
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where we could
share information instantly.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS, MODEM BUZZES]
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They dreamed
that we would make connections
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that would lead us
to a greater understanding.
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Funny thing is
the more connected we are,
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the less we want to hear
what anyone else has to say.
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Guys, dinner's ready.
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[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS PLAYING,
CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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Dinner!
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[CELLPHONE ALERT PLAYS]
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[SIGHS]
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[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
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[CELLPHONE ALERT PLAYS]
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[CELLPHONES CHIME]
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- Oh.
- Hmm.
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- Dinner's ready.
- Why didn't you just tell us?
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?
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Great news, team!
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They couldn't prove
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that the stuff on my bumper was blood.
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So we will not have to move the office
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to international waters.
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- Ah!
- Hey, nice!
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[APPLAUSE]
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Also, we'll be working
with Procter & Gamble
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on their campaign about "The Talk."
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It's part of their "My Black
Is Beautiful" initiative.
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I don't know if that's appropriate.
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I mean, what if they did the
same people for white people?
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Then it would just be called a campaign.
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[SCOFFS] He's so not woke. [CHUCKLES]
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- What is "The Talk"?
- Uh, okay, it's, um...
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No, no, I got this. I got this.
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Um, "The Talk" focuses
on the conversations
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black parents have had
with their children
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through the decades to
prepare them for the racial bias
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that they may face in the world.
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Wow. I didn't know that.
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Well, it goes without saying, Dre,
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that you will take the lead on this one,
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especially since Charlie
is away at Freaknik.
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He's at a funeral.
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[SCOFFS] Okay, Dre.
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You know what, I would love
to take lead on this.
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"The Talk" is very important.
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Well, if it's so important, uh,
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you would think
we would all have heard of it.
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Tell me this.
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How many black friends do you have?
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Well, I thought two, but then
Charlie didn't invite me
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to his grandma's memorial, so...
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Mm! He invited me,
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but I-I thought "Big Mama's
funeral" was a movie, so...
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No, that's... that's "Big Mama's House."
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- I don't...
- Wait a second.
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Is this "Talk" really such a big deal
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that they have to build
a whole campaign around it?
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Yes, it's a big deal
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because "The Talk" goes on
in every black household.
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It prepares our kids for
what they're gonna go up against
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when they go out into an unfair world.
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Now, my mom would have
"The Talk" with me all the time.
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America hates you.
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Pick me up a pack of menthols.
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And remember, America hates you.
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I know, mama.
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Please don't marry her!
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America already hates you!
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Wow!
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This "talk" sounds awful for you, Dre.
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Okay, look, guys,
we all live in the same world.
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And it makes my kids' lives easier
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if you're telling your kids
the same stuff, too.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Hmm.
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Okay, Dre. [CHUCKLES]
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Now, it is due Friday.
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Can you take it into your office?
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It's just... It's awkward when
you're working and we're not.
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Yeah, that would be...
You know, really...
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?
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- Hey!
- Hey, babe.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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I just finished making
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my first batch of homemade baby food.
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Want to try?
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- Nope.
- What?
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What's wrong with
the stuff from the store?
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Oh, well, I went online
to find classes for Devante,
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and I stumbled
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into this amazing new world...
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the online mom world.
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None of this existed
with the other kids.
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I just had to, I don't know,
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get advice elsewhere.
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- You want my advice?
- [BABIES CRYING]
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- Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- You shouldn't be a mother.
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Dre, it's a totally different game.
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I mean, this group connects
women all across the world
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so that we can find support.
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- Isn't that cool?
- Hmm?
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It's so cool!
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Oh, I'm sorry, babe. I wasn't listening.
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You know, we're working on this campaign
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about "The Talk" at work...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...and no one gets it.
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They don't see
the importance of something
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that doesn't directly affect them.
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You mean like what just
literally happened right here?
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Bow, I spent my whole life
understanding "white stuff."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Do you think I want to know
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the names of the members of Phish?
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Hmm?
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You think I like
pretending to care about
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what happened with Ross and Rachel?
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They were taking a break.
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You know, it would be nice if,
for five minutes,
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they would understand our stuff.
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I just want it to matter to them.
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Dre, I know it kills you,
but try to listen to them
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and maybe you can lead them
to common ground.
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Huh?
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Yeah, babe, I'm sorry. I didn't...
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- I didn't hear anything you said.
- Yeah.
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But maybe I can lead them
to common ground
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if I try and listen.
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Hmm!
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I think that's what I'm gonna do.
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Okay.
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So, Devante...
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should mommy go online
and find a new man?
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What do you think?
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[GASPS] Let's download Tinder!
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Hey!
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There's grandma's gorgeous grandbaby!
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[WHISPERING] America hates you.
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[NORMAL VOICE] What the hell's
going on over here?
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Just...
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"DH and I are taking LO to the Ped.
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- Worried he'll ask about CIO."
- Okay.
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"KWIM?"
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This some kind of drug thing?
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- What?
- You dealing drugs?
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This is my corner.
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I am not dealing drugs, Ruby.
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This is my mom group,
and these are mom acronyms.
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"Dear husband and I
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are taking little one
to the pediatrician.
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Worried he'll ask about
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cry-it-out sleep-training method.
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KWIM? Know what I mean?"
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Oh!
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- Now I see!
- Yeah.
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That's so stupid.
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No, it is not stupid, Ruby.
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This is a very supportive
group of women,
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and I get amazing
parenting information here.
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I had no idea
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that they had changed the recommendation
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for when you can
introduce peanuts to your baby.
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Peanut allergies.
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That's just a conspiracy
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to bring down George Washington Carver.
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[SIGHS] Come on, Ruby.
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The man made a phone out of peanuts.
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Did it work?
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What have you invented?
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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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- Whoa!
- What is happening?
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Uh, don't look at my cookies.
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I have been doing a lot
of reading in my moms group,
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and everyone agrees
that we should eliminate
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screen time for kids.
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- But how will I troll?
- I'm sorry, sweetheart,
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but you shouldn't be doing that anyway.
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And all the moms are saying
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that too much screen time
makes kids dumb.
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And I am way too smart
to have dumb kids.
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So, what are we supposed to do?
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Talk? Like animals?
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I don't know, guys! Go to the library!
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Do some crafts!
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I bet you there's some puzzles
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in the back of the game closet.
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Can we just go to bed now?
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So, it seemed if I wanted people
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to understand my struggle,
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I would have to tryand understand theirs.
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- Hey, Lucy.
- Hey.
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Do anything fun last night?
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Oh, just the ushe.
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Drank a half bottle of Pino Grig,
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re-watched an old episode of "Friends."
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, God.
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Ross and Rachel, am I right?
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Uh, yeah, well, they were on a break.
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- Uh, debatable.
- Okay.
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By the way, I don't want you
to think I'm a total boozy lump.
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I also went for a jog after work.
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Cool. Cool. I love jogging.
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I just can't do it
as much as I'd like to.
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Oh, 'cause you run out
of breath so fast?
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No.
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'Cause you see your sneakers
as purely decorative?
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No.
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Because, uh, me running at night,
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uh, would scare some people.
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Oh. Yeah.
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- I never really thought about that.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's actually kind of hard
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for me to jog at night, too.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Tell me about it.
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Oh. Okay.
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I-I just hear my mom's voice
in my head telling me, like,
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"Don't wear headphones,
or men will sneak up on you,"
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or, "Don't wear a ponytail,
or men will grab you.
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Don't get a high-powered job,
or men won't marry you." [SNORTS]
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Huh!
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Sounds like you and your mom
had a good "The Talk."
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What?
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- Why did you say it like that?
- Say it like what?
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You had a good... "The Talk."
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- Oh.
- More coffee?
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Yes. Please.
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One down.
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How much cheese can you eat?
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[LAUGHTER]
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The rest of America to go.
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DIANE: This is child abuse.
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There's got to be like
a million pieces in this thing.
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Yes. A million pieces in
this 1,000-piece puzzle.
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- [SIGHS]
- Now, let's start with the edges.
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No!
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We have to separate
all the pieces into piles,
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- like sky with sky, animals with animals.
- [SIGHS]
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No! Everyone knows that
you start with the faces
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and work outwards.
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The faces are what you do last.
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The edges are the foundation on
which solid puzzles are built!
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Oh, I didn't realize
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Professor Puzzle was here to school us.
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Mm.
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Making Lucy realize she had
her own version of "The Talk"
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made me feel like I had a superpower.
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I couldn't wait to use it
to open someone else's eyes.
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Hey, Josh.
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- Oh. Okay. I'll move my car.
- No, no, no.
257
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Hey, man, I just...
I just came in to say hi.
258
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Wow.
259
00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,482
No one's ever done that before.
260
00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:21,816
Huh.
261
00:09:21,885 --> 00:09:24,919
Which is why I do not
have another chair.
262
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Here. Take mine.
263
00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:31,059
Well, you know, I was, uh...
264
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- ...I was thinking, you know...
- [BINDER CLATTERS]
265
00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,327
...I'm always talking about
my childhood, and...
266
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I've never asked you about yours.
267
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Oh, um, moved around a lot
when I was a kid
268
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because of my dad's job.
269
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And starting over and over again
was stressful, so...
270
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I ate for comfort.
271
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Hey. I get that.
272
00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:51,779
- Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
273
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It was, uh... It was hard to be
274
00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,817
the chubby new kid in school, you know?
275
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,752
I mean, people always assumed
that I was clumsy
276
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or bad at sports just because I was fat.
277
00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,656
- Yeah.
- I mean, I was clumsy and bad at sports,
278
00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:02,824
but the assumption hurt.
279
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,418
You know, when I was little,
280
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,729
there were some other kids
and an entire country
281
00:10:07,797 --> 00:10:09,964
that judged me based on my appearance.
282
00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,799
- They did?
- Yeah.
283
00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:12,800
You know, my dad...
284
00:10:12,869 --> 00:10:14,702
He... He always made me feel better.
285
00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:17,772
He told me I had no control over
what those kids were gonna say,
286
00:10:17,841 --> 00:10:20,708
but I did not have to live down
to their stereotypes.
287
00:10:20,777 --> 00:10:23,578
I could just be myself
and eat chocolate chips
288
00:10:23,613 --> 00:10:26,481
out of my pillowcase
for pleasure and not shame.
289
00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,683
You know, it sounds like that...
290
00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:32,053
"The Talk" you had with your dad
really helped you out.
291
00:10:32,155 --> 00:10:33,188
Nice.
292
00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:34,822
Yeah.
293
00:10:34,891 --> 00:10:38,860
S-Shall we continue this over dinner?
294
00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:39,961
Nope.
295
00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:42,363
?
296
00:10:42,465 --> 00:10:45,099
Why do I always go to food?
297
00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:47,902
So I guess I'll probably be
a scientist at NASA,
298
00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:50,672
now that I know
that being a teacher at Hogwarts
299
00:10:50,774 --> 00:10:52,273
isn't really an option.
300
00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:54,709
I mean, unless someone dies or retires.
301
00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:56,344
So how about you, Jack?
302
00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:58,346
What do you want to do when you grow up?
303
00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,380
That depends.
304
00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:01,082
Do you think we'll have the technology
305
00:11:01,151 --> 00:11:03,051
to turn people into cartoons?
306
00:11:03,153 --> 00:11:04,185
Whatever I do,
307
00:11:04,254 --> 00:11:06,020
I have to make enough
to take care of this guy.
308
00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:08,723
Have you guys seen my laptop?
309
00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:11,025
All we've seen
are these adorable puppies.
310
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:14,002
Oh! Ha-ha!
311
00:11:14,054 --> 00:11:15,196
I guess my mommy group was right
312
00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:16,831
about taking away those cellphones.
313
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,800
You guys are making
a lot of progress here.
314
00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:21,035
Progress comes
from not being distracted.
315
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,537
Keep it moving, Rainbow.
316
00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:24,839
Okay, young lady.
317
00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:26,074
Hey.
318
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:27,342
Uh...
319
00:11:27,444 --> 00:11:29,777
What are you doing on my computer?
320
00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:33,201
I take back what I said
about this mommy group.
321
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,616
[LAUGHING] It's wonderful!
322
00:11:34,718 --> 00:11:36,451
- What?
- These women hate you.
323
00:11:36,553 --> 00:11:37,485
What?!
324
00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:39,320
Yeah, apparently, they're really mad
325
00:11:39,389 --> 00:11:41,456
about something you said about vaccines.
326
00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:43,458
Ah, no!
327
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,826
This must be some mistake.
328
00:11:44,928 --> 00:11:46,628
I mean, all I did was post about
329
00:11:46,696 --> 00:11:49,163
how well Devante's vaccinations
went this morning.
330
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:50,865
I mean, there wa...
What is there to be mad at?
331
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:52,934
Oh, people can be mad about anything.
332
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,002
It's the Internet.
333
00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,903
Right now on Instagram,
334
00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:59,407
there's a grilled-cheese
sandwich getting death threats.
335
00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:00,742
[LAUGHS]
336
00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:03,244
I'm telling you, it's crazy. [CHUCKLES]
337
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,480
Them women don't like you.
338
00:12:05,582 --> 00:12:06,648
[LAUGHS]
339
00:12:06,716 --> 00:12:09,417
"I didn't mean to offend anyone.
340
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:13,688
I am thankful vaccines have eradicated
341
00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:16,658
so many deadly childhood diseases."
342
00:12:16,726 --> 00:12:18,026
[ALERT DINGS]
343
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,761
LISA: Oh, look!
344
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:21,529
We've got a shill for Big Pharma here.
345
00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:22,830
- Shill?
- [ALERT DINGS]
346
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,932
AMANDA: In Jersey,
we like to vaccinate our kids
347
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,600
the natural way...
by swimming in a polluted lake.
348
00:12:27,686 --> 00:12:29,671
ELIZABETH: Do you know
what's in vaccines?
349
00:12:29,739 --> 00:12:31,606
Uh, well...[CHUCKLES]
350
00:12:31,675 --> 00:12:33,441
"I am a doctor, so..."
351
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,575
RAINBOW: "All of us are trying
352
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:36,577
to do what's right for our kids,
353
00:12:36,613 --> 00:12:39,559
but we can't let emotions
make our medical decisions.
354
00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:41,667
- Frustrated emoji."
- [ALERT DINGS]
355
00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:44,052
AMANDA: No, we should let
a stay-at home "doctor"
356
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,486
make our decisions for us.
357
00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,502
Crying-laughing emoji.
358
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,884
Really?
359
00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,992
"Vaccines work! They work so well
360
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,628
that idiots haven't seen
the ravages of polio firsthand,
361
00:12:53,663 --> 00:12:55,229
so they start spreading lies!
362
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:56,531
Snorting emoji."
363
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,099
- [GRUNTS]
- Ha, ha, ha.
364
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:01,102
How much are they paying you
to poison our kids, Dr. Death?
365
00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:02,403
Needle emoji.
366
00:13:02,439 --> 00:13:05,273
Bitch, I will drive
to New Jersey to fight you,
367
00:13:05,342 --> 00:13:07,527
and your ugly kids can watch!
368
00:13:07,582 --> 00:13:08,676
- What...
- [GROWLS]
369
00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:11,512
- Mom!
- Hi.
370
00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:14,682
DRE: So, I had gotten Lucy and
Josh to understand "The Talk."
371
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:16,451
It was time to reel in the big fish.
372
00:13:16,553 --> 00:13:17,452
Mmm.
373
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:18,586
- Hey.
- Hey.
374
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,254
Oh, no, thank you.
375
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,390
No, no, I'm trying
to cut back on takeout.
376
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,659
My doctor said I should start
taking much better
377
00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:26,928
care of myself
now that I'm getting older.
378
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:28,529
- [CHUCKLES]
- What about you?
379
00:13:28,565 --> 00:13:31,232
Have things changed for you
as you've aged?
380
00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:32,266
Nope.
381
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,135
I have the constitution of a horse,
382
00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:36,771
and a car interior made of its skin.
383
00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:37,905
- Ah.
- Yeah.
384
00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:39,640
I see.
385
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,844
Oh. Bad eyes, huh?
386
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,246
- Yeah.
- You know, growing up,
387
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,682
people were so mean
to kids with glasses.
388
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,050
I mean, they would call them names
389
00:13:49,152 --> 00:13:50,818
and smash their lenses.
390
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,787
Inner-city schools sound brutal.
391
00:13:52,822 --> 00:13:54,989
No, no one ever made fun of my glasses.
392
00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:56,724
Oh. Not even a little bit?
393
00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,827
No one ever called you
"Little Connie Four Eyes"
394
00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:01,596
or made you feel like an outsider?
395
00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:03,064
I was homecoming king.
396
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,200
Didn't you go to an all-boys school?
397
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:08,002
We had two kings.
398
00:14:08,104 --> 00:14:09,904
It was not sexual.
399
00:14:10,006 --> 00:14:10,972
Oh. Okay.
400
00:14:11,074 --> 00:14:12,640
Dre, why are you even here?
401
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,009
Shouldn't you be in your office
working on your campaign?
402
00:14:15,111 --> 00:14:16,177
I'm almost done.
403
00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:18,346
It turned out that rich white men
404
00:14:18,415 --> 00:14:20,281
don't need to have "The Talk."
405
00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:23,718
Makes sense, since most of
the talks are about them.
406
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,821
Looked like I was right back
where I started.
407
00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:28,790
Two chairs for two friends!
408
00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:29,791
Ah.
409
00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:31,898
Or maybe a little worse.
410
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:34,647
Really?!
411
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:35,643
Well, you know what,
412
00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:37,773
you block me, and I will block you!
413
00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:39,346
- Blocked! Oh, yes!
- [COMPUTER CHIMES]
414
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,254
Blocked! And blocked!
415
00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:42,622
Blocked, blocked...
416
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:46,025
You still arguing
with your little online friends?
417
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,694
Well, it's more like
the... the whole Internet now.
418
00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:51,464
You know, I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told Dre
419
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:53,032
when he proposed to you.
420
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,500
You need to walk away.
421
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,701
I can't walk away.
422
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,504
Not until I convince them
that they are stupid.
423
00:14:58,573 --> 00:14:59,872
It's time to give up.
424
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,074
Look at this. They're calling you crazy.
425
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:04,243
You can't come back from crazy.
426
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:05,478
Or so I hear.
427
00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:08,114
They are doing things that are
gonna hurt their children.
428
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:09,916
Well, they don't see it
that way, Rainbow.
429
00:15:09,984 --> 00:15:11,484
They think they're doing
the right thing.
430
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:12,485
But I'm right!
431
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:13,986
Doesn't that count for something?!
432
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:16,555
- [WHINING] I'm right!
- Not online.
433
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:17,924
Now, you can find people
434
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:20,593
to agree or disagree
with whatever you say.
435
00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:22,089
It's like this...
436
00:15:22,136 --> 00:15:24,797
Okay, what's the greatest song
ever made?
437
00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:27,600
"Automatic" by The Pointer Sisters.
438
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:31,304
Now, I can find 50 websites
that agree with me,
439
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:35,074
but there are 50 more
that say it's "Eleanor Rigby."
440
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,509
[CHUCKLES] Which is nonsense.
441
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:38,177
But people still believe it.
442
00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:39,679
You see what I'm saying?
443
00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:42,882
You really think "Automatic"
is the best song ever made?
444
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,417
Well, it has everything.
445
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,287
You've got Ruth Pointer's amazing alto,
446
00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:51,223
that funky guitar line,
those synthesizers.
447
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,859
Look, I'm not gonna argue this with you.
448
00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:55,561
You go to bed, Rainbow.
449
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,964
It's 3:00 a.m., and you look haggard
450
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,733
even when you do get
a full night's sleep.
451
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,202
What are you doing up at 3:00 a.m.?
452
00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:04,670
Well, it's none of your business
453
00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:07,873
if I'm helping
my gentleman caller replenish.
454
00:16:07,942 --> 00:16:09,141
?
455
00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:11,010
Hey!
456
00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,611
I was ready to admit defeat.
457
00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:15,982
I had wasted my time talking
to people about their feelings.
458
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,617
And even worse, because of all this,
459
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,453
I was friends with Josh.
460
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,789
Well, thank you
for finally showing up, Dre.
461
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:26,692
We cracked "The Talk" campaign,
no thanks to you.
462
00:16:26,794 --> 00:16:27,893
- What?
- Yeah.
463
00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:29,929
Actually, it turns out
that it's pretty simple.
464
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,831
Sometimes parents need to have
465
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,799
difficult talks with their kids
466
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,968
about the fact that life isn't fair.
467
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,704
- But that's exactly what I...
- Please, just... just once, just listen.
468
00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:42,108
That's actually the heart of
this campaign, Dre... listening.
469
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,642
- Mm.
- STEVENS: You see? Connie gets it.
470
00:16:43,745 --> 00:16:45,678
And we've been discussing it.
471
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,013
And as it turns out,
472
00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:49,915
all of us have had to have
difficult talks of our own.
473
00:16:49,984 --> 00:16:53,452
Josh is doughy, and Lucy has boobs.
474
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,888
I also have a thriving
candle business, so...
475
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,624
And I, myself, have had
many talks with Connie
476
00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:01,193
about the fact that people
will treat him differently
477
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:02,762
if they find out he's wealthy.
478
00:17:02,864 --> 00:17:06,314
Money. That was the way in.
479
00:17:06,377 --> 00:17:07,600
My dad's talks are the reason
480
00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:10,369
that I bring the Mercedes
into work instead of the Lambo.
481
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:12,838
It sort of makes me seem like
more of an average Joe.
482
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,141
Oh, am I pronouncing that right? "Joe"?
483
00:17:16,177 --> 00:17:17,410
- "Yoe"?
- STEVENS: No idea.
484
00:17:17,512 --> 00:17:18,411
You nailed it.
485
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:20,012
STEVENS: Actually, I-I got to say, Dre,
486
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:22,982
I-I'm shocked that you don't get that,
487
00:17:23,051 --> 00:17:25,418
especially as a black man.
488
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,254
I mean, black parents
have had to have that talk
489
00:17:28,322 --> 00:17:29,555
with their kids
490
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,458
about the uncomfortable reality
of American racial bias.
491
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,626
Yeah.
492
00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,961
I can't believe
I didn't get that, either.
493
00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:39,065
Well, anyway, I took the liberty
of calling P&G
494
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,366
and letting them know
495
00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,802
that we have busted
this campaign wide open.
496
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:43,936
And they're so grateful,
497
00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:45,404
they're flying me to the Super Bowl!
498
00:17:45,473 --> 00:17:47,006
- Wow!
- That should be fun!
499
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,508
[CHUCKLES] Hey, hey, we can watch
the Super Bowl at my house.
500
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,143
And don't worry. I talk during the game,
501
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,242
but I am totally quiet
during the commercials.
502
00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:56,115
Ooh! So fun!
503
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:58,050
Really nice edge work.
504
00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,085
Thanks.
505
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:00,586
What should we tackle next?
506
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,555
I'm thinking something that's all ocean.
507
00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,023
Or one giant eyeball.
508
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,858
- Ooh!
- DIANE: Yeah? Yeah?
509
00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:09,028
Or maybe someone bought
a 4,000 piecer of Middle Earth!
510
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,963
- I don't know.
- [ALL CHUCKLE]
511
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,832
Here you go. Here you go.
512
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,033
And here you go.
513
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,334
I don't know why I listened
514
00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:17,336
to those stupid moms on the Internet.
515
00:18:17,405 --> 00:18:20,106
I am an amazing mother without them.
516
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,775
So go ahead, my sweet children,
517
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,710
and rot your brains.
518
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,347
?
519
00:18:28,449 --> 00:18:29,315
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
520
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:31,317
[CELLPHONE DINGING]
521
00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:32,418
Wow.
522
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,588
People really hate this grilled cheese.
523
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,755
I was on a high.
524
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,224
Maybe it was possible
525
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,192
to communicate with each other
in the modern world.
526
00:18:40,294 --> 00:18:42,294
- I got good news.
- Ooh! Tell me, tell me, tell me.
527
00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:43,429
My co-workers
528
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,732
actually understand "The Talk"
a little bit.
529
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,097
- No. Wow!
- And you were right.
530
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,504
- Hmm.
- When you listen to people,
531
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,539
they end up listening to you, too.
532
00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:55,541
[SCOFFS] That's a load of crap.
533
00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:56,542
What?
534
00:18:56,611 --> 00:18:58,177
Maybe that works face to face,
535
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,412
but it does not work on the Internet.
536
00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:02,448
There's so much bad information.
537
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,684
There used to be people
we all could trust for answers.
538
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,653
Now anyone can be an expert.
539
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,854
Isn't that a good thing
540
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:10,222
because the people who didn't
have a voice before...
541
00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:11,323
now they have a voice.
542
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:14,241
I have a pretty popular
taco review blog.
543
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:15,591
It's not that popular, Dre.
544
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,795
- It...
- It's not.
545
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:20,199
I don't think I'm gonna
change anyone's mind online...
546
00:19:20,858 --> 00:19:23,135
especially 'cause I called them
all murderers.
547
00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:24,136
You what?
548
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:25,604
That is why...
549
00:19:25,673 --> 00:19:27,806
I am going to write a book.
550
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,208
A book.
551
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,677
So that's your solution.
552
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,579
- Yes, it is.
- Okay.
553
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:34,947
I'm a doctor.
554
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,983
I am a mother of five children.
555
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,654
Who better than me to offer sound advice
556
00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:42,721
and calm people down?
557
00:19:42,823 --> 00:19:44,323
- Hmm.
- I think it's perfect.
558
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:47,326
Yeah, mm, you do love
telling people what to do.
559
00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:48,894
Yeah. I do.
560
00:19:48,996 --> 00:19:51,163
I like that a lot.
561
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,348
- Do I have to help?
- No.
562
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:54,551
Then I'm all-in.
563
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,661
- [SCOFFS]
- [THE POINTER SISTERS' "AUTOMATIC" PLAYS]
564
00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,504
Hey.
565
00:19:58,606 --> 00:20:00,339
Is somebody bumping The Pointer Sisters?
566
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,208
- Sounds like it.
- ? No way to control it ?
567
00:20:02,276 --> 00:20:05,344
- That is the best song of all time.
- ? It's totally automatic ?
568
00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,679
? Whenever you're around ?
569
00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:08,581
Okay, really, Dre?
570
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,958
- Oh, my goodness.
- ? I'm walking blindfolded ?
571
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:14,555
Ooh! Look at that!
572
00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:17,719
4,000-piecer. Mm-hmm.
573
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:20,256
Oh. Um, hey!
574
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,585
My operating system is updating,
575
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,219
so, you know, thought I would
just kill some time.
576
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,000
Oh, uh, yeah, totally. Totally.
577
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,819
Our teacher said
we could get extra credit
578
00:20:30,872 --> 00:20:33,005
by doing a puzzle, so...
579
00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:35,041
- That sounds real.
- Very real.
580
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:36,876
Puzzles are dumb. I-I don't miss them.
581
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,244
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:39,545
Like, totally.
583
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:42,749
I mean, might as well
break into this bad boy
584
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:45,218
till something better
comes along, am I right?
585
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,520
- Uh, sure.
- I mean, I-I guess so.
586
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,631
- Yeah.
- Okay.
587
00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:53,559
?
588
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:54,727
Ohh!
589
00:20:54,829 --> 00:20:57,663
Whoa! So many pieces.
590
00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,900
- Let's do it.
- All right.
591
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:05,500
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