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Christmas...
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The most wonderful time of the year
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A time for tree trimming,
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roaring fires,Christmas Carols,
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but most important, a timeto be with the ones you love.
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- But some would argue
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it's becomeoverly commercialized,
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that it's all about stuff.
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To these people, I would say...
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"duh!"
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[Indistinct shouting] Let go of me! Ow!
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In fact, no one loves
stuff more than me...
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Oh, here we go. Here we go.
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Except for these four.
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[Indistinct shouting]
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In my house, Christmas
morning has become
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like a competitiveeating contest.
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Man: It is running neck and neck.
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Man
2: Unbelievable... 11
hot dogs after just a minute.
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Give me something else to open!
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- I need it now!
- Both: Stockings!
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Go!
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Which is why it didn't
comeas a total surprise
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to hear pop say...
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Whoa. Ah.
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As usual, dummy, you've overdone it...
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took something beautiful
and turned it into crap.
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I'm taking over Christmas.
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Santa's got a brand-new bag.
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son, your black ass has
completely bought into
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this white-Christmas nonsense.
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Mm-hmm.
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Buy them damn kids anything they ask for.
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Hell, you even buy 'em
things they don't ask for!
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It's too much, son.
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Oh, so, they should just be disappointed
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and wake up to nothing... like I did.
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Unh-unh-unh!
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There was always something
for you under the tree.
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It's heavy!
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It's pickles.
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Boy, you know you love pickles!
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Not for Christmas, I don't!
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Well, you ate 'em like you loved 'em.
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- You do love pickles, babe.
- Bow!
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Y'all talking about how
my baby love pickles?
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- Mama, we are not...
- Mm-hmm.
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Can we stop talking about pickles, please?!
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Fine! You the one that loved 'em so much.
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The point is, you've rotted your children
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from the inside out with all
the stuff you've given 'em.
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You've lost the true meaning of Christmas.
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Which is Jesus! He is
the reason for the season.
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Well, I was going to say,
listening to Donny Hathaway
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and sipping on Cutty Sark
till you're out of Cutty Sark.
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Either way, your generation has ruined it
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with too... Much... Stuff.
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Yeah, too... Much... Stuff.
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Oh, so, it's our fault?
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Oh, hey, mama, uh, what
did the three wise men
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bring baby Jesus in his manger?
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Hmm?
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Oh, gold, frankincense [Murmurs]
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Speak up, mama, 'cause it sounded like
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you said stuff, which I never got.
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Wait a minute.
H-h-hold on.
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Did you rise from the dead
and provide man with salvation?
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Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
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Well, until you do that,
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you thank God for those pickles.
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Amen.
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You know, maybe Ruby and
pops are right, though.
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- What?
- When I was growing up,
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we used to have to make our own gifts.
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Ooh, that sounds terrible.
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Yeah, stay in your lane, Rainbow.
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No, I'm agreeing with you.
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Okay, all I'm saying is that we could live
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with a little less stuff in our lives.
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See that? Even your
own wife agrees with me.
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Okay.
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So, you're saying I should return
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that Cartier Juste Un Clou
bracelet that I bought you.
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The kids, Dre. The kids can live on less.
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- We're adults.
- Oh, just for the babies.
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Now, did you say "bracelet" or "bracelets"?
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'Cause, you know, the whole stacking thing
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is trending right now.
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So it's best if you have two or like three.
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Four really sells it.
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All I know is that I love
the look on my kids' faces
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when I give them the perfect gift.
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Junior! Come here, Junior. Watch this.
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Will you tell pops how
much you love the skateboard
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I got you last Christmas.
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Oh, I traded that for a pizza.
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Get out.
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Oh, yeah, I bet his little face
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just lit up when he ate that pizza.
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Speaking of gifts, we saw
the presents around the tree.
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It felt light.
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Real light, like practice-run light.
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It's Christmas. We got to play to win!
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Doing a bang-up job there, son.
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As much as I hate to
admit it, pops was right.
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My kids were monsters,
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who were about to geta lot less stuff.
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So, these gifts that you were going to get
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are going in my trunk.
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And from now on, you get one gift.
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- Dear God!
- Just kill me!
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Aw! You broke my heart.
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Wait. One gift for all of us to share?
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Now, that is an interesting idea.
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Both: Shut up!
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What is wrong with you?!
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I'm just asking for clarity.
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No, you each get one gift.
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And I'm suggesting something useful,
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like cold cuts, can of
tuna, honey-baked ham.
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- My favorite.
- No, no. What's going on?
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There's no sense in arguing.
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It's one gift
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and my traditional Christmas Eve dinner.
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This is your new reality.
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And in the spirit of taking less,
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we are all gonna start volunteering more.
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Huh? We're not doing that.
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There you go again...
swerving out of your lane.
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Dre, come on. I backed
up your one-gift idea.
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Yeah, because my idea was a good one.
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Bow, come to me with
these half-baked ideas
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so I don't have to shoot you
down in front of the children.
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- But you...
- They lose respect for you.
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He's not wrong.
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Well, I'm gonna volunteer
because it's nice.
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Whatever. One gift.
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That idea is real.
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Can our stockings be our one gift?
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Both: Shut up!
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What is wrong with you?
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What do you guys have against clarity?!
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One gift?! This is an outrage!
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I think I'll ask for a yo-yo.
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Is this a joke to you?
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Think bigger!
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But not too big. Dad said no to a Tesla.
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Okay, so, we're looking at something
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between yo-yo and Tesla.
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So, that's, like, a Passat?
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Ugh.
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Uh, you guys are playing this all wrong.
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If we're extra good, they'll cave.
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They're cavers.
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We just have to play to our strengths.
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Zoey, Jack, you'll be kind.
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I'll be helpful.
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And, Junior...
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You'll disappear.
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Huh?
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Uh, trust me on this.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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She's right. Less of you is more.
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I-I'm not sure about this.
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Well, you better get sure
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because you're this close to waking up
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to a stocking full of Turkey pastrami.
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Say no more. I bid you adieu.
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Mm. That was a great call.
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Felt right.
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So, I went to work knowingI was doing the right thing
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for my kids,
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but my co-workers didn't
like the one-gift idea.
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You cheap bastard.
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No, no, no.
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It's because Christmas
is about more than stuff.
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Wait, what?
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Why would you... oh, it's a fear campaign.
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Imagine a world not about stuff.
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You're creating a panic and
offering a solution... genius!
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What?
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It's kind of like when
the saline companies and I
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created the flu vaccine
giving people the flu
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in order to combat the flu... hilarious!
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And when you lost that account and created
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the "vaccines cause autism"
campaign... very strong!
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- Aww, stop it.
- Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Stuff makes the world go 'round,
Dre, especially our world.
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- We're ad men.
- Mm.
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- And women.
- Amen, sister.
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Do I seem like someone you
should be that comfortable with?
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Okay, g-guys, look, look, I'm
trying to start a new tradition.
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- Ah, traditions.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, Phillip took all
of ours in the divorce.
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Holidays are the hardest times... that...
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[Murmurs] Gut-wrenching loneliness...
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Sadness...
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Settling like fresh fallen snow.
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No snow plow coming for me.
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- [Clears throat]
- Just cold...
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Frozen.
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Winter's a-coming!
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Okay, o-okay,
D-Daphne, Daphne.
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Okay, look, would you like
to come have dinner with us?
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What? I don't need your damn pity invite.
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And no matter what, I know my Christmas
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is gonna be better than Lucy's.
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W-what, because I'm Jewish?
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No, because you're boring.
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I didn't know you were Jewish.
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Ha! You are growing on me.
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[Footsteps approaching]
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Ruby: So!
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Lady Diana, how's that volunteering going?
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Just because I'm not volunteering
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every second of the day doesn't
mean I'm not volunteering.
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[Laughs] Did you even sign up?
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Yes.
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Did you pass the background check?
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Yes, of course.
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They don't run one!
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Charlatan.
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- I...
- Eh!
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Eh-eh.
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This whole thing started
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because pops convincedBow and me
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we needed to teachour bratty kids a lesson,
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but looking around, we
didn't see any bratty kids.
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Here we are, arms around each other
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The quiet scene
Boop!
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Pretty lights all over
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Snow is falling, and
everyone is here tonight
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Iaaa
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It's a merry Christmas
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All the bells are ringing
- hey, babe?
- Yeah.
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Have you seen the
adorableness of our children?
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Jack has frosting on his nose.
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Shut up. [Laughs]
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- My God.
- Where's Junior?
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I haven't seen him in a while.
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Me either. Gosh...
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I don't remember the last time I saw him.
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It feels like forever.
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Kind of miss the little fella.
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- I know, right?
- Mm.
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Oh, God, his smile can
really light up a room.
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- Aww.
- It's like bing!
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Little curly-head sucker.
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Let's go.
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And then carry over the two, and...
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Oh. Hey.
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Hello, mama, papa.
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Oh, my God. You... you guys are so...
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00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:58,523
maybe we should reconsider.
263
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,325
Nope! Don't fall for it.
264
00:09:00,427 --> 00:09:01,593
They're trying to trick you
265
00:09:01,662 --> 00:09:03,261
into forgetting what monsters they are.
266
00:09:03,363 --> 00:09:06,998
Old-school Christmas one gift.
267
00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:11,703
268
00:09:11,805 --> 00:09:13,238
You can come out now.
269
00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:15,974
Any chance at a real Christmas is over.
270
00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:19,878
Might as well make our lists.
Our sad, one-gift lists.
271
00:09:19,947 --> 00:09:23,014
I'm not coming out. Never say die!
272
00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:26,418
273
00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:31,523
Ugh.
274
00:09:32,826 --> 00:09:33,825
Ugh!
275
00:09:35,629 --> 00:09:37,963
Okay. Hey, Bow, what are you doing?
276
00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:39,764
It's 5:30. We haven't even had dinner yet.
277
00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:41,633
Yes, I know, but I need to go to sleep
278
00:09:41,735 --> 00:09:43,401
so that I can wake up at 3:00 A.M.
279
00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,970
To get to the homeless shelter.
280
00:09:45,072 --> 00:09:47,038
[Sighs] Doesn't matter anyway.
281
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,473
I'm not gonna be able to sleep
282
00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,942
'cause all I'm thinking about
is this whole one-gift thing.
283
00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:52,244
Uh... [Paper rustles]
284
00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:53,979
Have you seen their Christmas lists?
285
00:09:54,748 --> 00:09:55,914
"Wizard cape.
286
00:09:55,983 --> 00:09:59,184
Would prefer standard,
but waist-length is okay."
287
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,587
Oh, my God. This is so sad.
288
00:10:02,656 --> 00:10:04,222
I know.
289
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,991
- Jack wants "Kold Kuts".
- [Sighing] I know.
290
00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:08,126
- With two K's!
- Uh, yeah.
291
00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:09,661
Dre, do you think we were too harsh
292
00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:11,062
with the kids with the presents?
293
00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:13,064
- [Sighs] Maybe.
- Mm.
294
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,333
Look, I don't want my
kids waking up on Christmas
295
00:10:15,402 --> 00:10:16,635
disappointed like I did.
296
00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:20,138
Every year, I told pops I wanted
Clay-colored Riedell Skates,
297
00:10:20,207 --> 00:10:23,475
and every year, he gave
me food from the fridge.
298
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:27,078
- Mm-hmm.
- I had to borrow my cousin's plastic skates.
299
00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,648
I couldn't go two feetwithout falling.
300
00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:32,517
I was high-steppinglike a clydesdale.
301
00:10:32,619 --> 00:10:36,121
No one wanted me on their skate crew.
302
00:10:36,189 --> 00:10:39,858
My poor, little crewless Clydesdale.
303
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,559
[Sighs] Dre?
304
00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:42,694
Hmm?
305
00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:44,496
Do you think maybe...
306
00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:46,931
Maybe we could get the kids
just, like, a few more gifts...
307
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,500
not as many as we were gonna get 'em,
308
00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:50,201
but just, like, you know, more than one.
309
00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:52,003
And maybe some extra for Junior.
310
00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:55,807
He was my favorite.
311
00:10:58,945 --> 00:11:00,979
Uh, what happened to "never say die!"?
312
00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:03,882
I got bit by a relentless, orange spider.
313
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:05,950
I may actually die.
314
00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:06,951
Hey, kids, listen up.
315
00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:08,253
[Gasps] Junior!
316
00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:10,555
Oh, my goodness. Where have you been?!
317
00:11:10,657 --> 00:11:12,657
Sweetheart, did you get taller?!
318
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,459
Son, come here, come here!
319
00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:16,861
Oh, my God. I missed you, little buddy!
320
00:11:16,963 --> 00:11:17,862
How are you?!
321
00:11:17,964 --> 00:11:19,764
Not so good. I got bit by a poisonous...
322
00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:20,865
okay, not now. Not now.
323
00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:21,966
I have something important to say.
324
00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:23,435
Okay. Kids...
325
00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:25,203
We're bringing Christmas back.
326
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:26,204
[All cheering]
327
00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:27,605
- Ah, shh, shh!
- Shhhh!
328
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,040
Secretly.
329
00:11:29,109 --> 00:11:30,675
Nobody tell pops.
330
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,943
Okay.
331
00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:32,977
[Chuckles]
332
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,413
Please help me.
333
00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:37,015
So cold.
334
00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:40,251
Insides turning to jelly!
335
00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:41,953
Oh!
336
00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:46,078
I was having lunch with
my colleagues the next day
337
00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:48,609
when Bow made an
unexpected appearance.
338
00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:49,910
- Oh, hey, babe.
- Hi.
339
00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:51,112
- Everything okay?
- Well...
340
00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:53,180
you know, w-what are you
doing here looking like this?
341
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:54,415
[Chuckles] This is my job.
342
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:55,549
Rainbow! Wow!
343
00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:56,751
Why don't you come on in?
344
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:57,952
- Have a seat.
- Yeah, come and sit.
345
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,589
This is, uh, Daphne, and
this is, um [Fingers snaps]
346
00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:02,723
Doesn't matter.
347
00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:05,026
Are you okay? Because you don't...
348
00:12:05,128 --> 00:12:06,727
uh, how do I say this?... Uh, look okay.
349
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,129
Oh. No, no, she's fine. She's fine.
350
00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:09,764
She just volunteered today
at the homeless shelter.
351
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:10,931
- Why?
- Why?
352
00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,767
Oh, she was obviously
there scouting out organs.
353
00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:15,836
N-no. Because volunteering is nice.
354
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:17,305
No, that makes no sense.
355
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:20,074
Babe... why are you here?
356
00:12:20,176 --> 00:12:21,208
'Cause I thought I could come here
357
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:22,376
and we could have lunch together.
358
00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,078
Oh, my God, of course! You're hungry.
359
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:25,946
Lucy [Fingers snap] give her your lunch.
360
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,317
Oh. Oh, my God! I do look awful!
361
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:31,986
God, I was just trying to do
something nice for Christmas.
362
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,121
Christmas doesn't always
work out the way you want.
363
00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,790
- Oh, my God.
- If I had my way,
364
00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,558
Phillip and I would be popping "X"
365
00:12:37,627 --> 00:12:39,427
and rolling around in cranberry sauce
366
00:12:39,529 --> 00:12:40,494
like the old days.
367
00:12:40,596 --> 00:12:42,463
Pre-holiday divorce...
that's a rookie mistake.
368
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,899
Early October is when you want to file,
369
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,367
especially in New Hampshire.
370
00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,336
The foliage around the Concord courthouse
371
00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:50,204
is absolutely fabulous.
372
00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:51,305
I'll keep that in mind
373
00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:53,908
as I'm trying to eat a
25-pound Turkey by myself.
374
00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:55,042
Wait, by yourself?
375
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,444
You can't be by yourself on Christmas.
376
00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:58,379
Why don't... why don't
you come over to our house?
377
00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,547
Babe, she's not interested.
378
00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:01,082
I most certainly am.
379
00:13:01,184 --> 00:13:02,316
Thank you, Dre's wife.
380
00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:03,818
Nobody here had the decency.
381
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,853
N-n-now, h-hold
up. Wait a minute.
382
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,956
Daphne, I invited you Tuesday.
383
00:13:09,025 --> 00:13:12,393
Does lying make you feel like a man, Dre?
384
00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:14,462
I...
385
00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:17,531
So, to get to the funof our secret Christmas Eve,
386
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,967
all we had to dowas endure pops'
387
00:13:20,002 --> 00:13:22,269
old-schoolChristmas Eve dinner.
388
00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:23,671
All right, everybody, dig in.
389
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,040
This is a Christmas Eve dinner
the way God intended it...
390
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,208
fresh out the box.
391
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,076
Are we sure this is what God intended?
392
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:32,079
Baby girl, everything tastes
better straight out the box.
393
00:13:32,148 --> 00:13:33,280
Now, who wants a leg and a wing?
394
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:34,615
Is it organic?
395
00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:37,051
Why aren't we having
regular Christmas Eve dinner?
396
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,986
Boy, if you don't hush
up and eat your food...
397
00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:41,288
Okay, everybody, just eat up.
There's Turkey in the hamper.
398
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:43,257
No, no, no, baby, he's right.
399
00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:46,560
Why are we eating cold
chicken out of a box?
400
00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:47,795
[Muffled] Excuse me?
401
00:13:47,897 --> 00:13:48,796
I want to know!
402
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:50,664
Why are you making us do this?
403
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,233
I'm not making you do this.
404
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,768
We get to do this!
405
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:55,603
I'm going to go order Sushi.
406
00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,638
Sit down, little girl.
407
00:13:57,707 --> 00:13:59,273
This is Christmas Eve dinner,
408
00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:01,242
and you are going to appreciate it.
409
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,210
You see this mess here?
410
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:04,378
This is "stuff" talk.
411
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,413
There's stuffing?
412
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:06,814
How does my kids wanting to have
413
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:08,783
a decent dinner at
Christmas have anything to do
414
00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,317
with me buying them too much stuff?
415
00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:12,353
This is what you had.
You turned out all right.
416
00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:15,289
I turned out all right
in spite of all of this!
417
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,724
Sweetie, just ignore him
418
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,359
seriously, we have the secret Christmas.
419
00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:19,693
No! You know what?
420
00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:22,596
We tried Christmas your way, and it sucks!
421
00:14:22,698 --> 00:14:23,831
Oh, you're too good now?
422
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,366
Oh. You got a little money in your pocket,
423
00:14:25,401 --> 00:14:27,134
and now my traditional Christmas Eve dinner
424
00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:28,569
isn't good enough for you.
425
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:31,238
Well, fine. Go have your Sushi.
426
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,306
Thank you.
427
00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:34,041
- Yellowfin tuna?
- You know it.
428
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:35,843
Dre: It's not about Sushi, Pops.
429
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:37,845
It's about us doing things our way,
430
00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:39,413
so we're gonna go upstairs,
431
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,183
and we're gonna open up all
the presents that I bought
432
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,852
because I'm proud of the
way that we do Christmas...
433
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,854
secretly, in the closet!
434
00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:49,890
Everybody, up! Let's go open some stuff!
435
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:51,759
[Claps] Come on! Let's get our stuff on!
436
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:53,928
Okay, Christmas!
437
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,596
Whoa, babe.
438
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:57,131
If you're upset, we
don't have to do this now.
439
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,133
Oh, no, no, no, no. We can
wait until Christmas morning.
440
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,668
We're gonna do this right now. Okay, I...
441
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:03,304
we are going to celebrate
Christmas, damn it, okay?!
442
00:15:03,406 --> 00:15:04,738
- Wow.
- Here's a gift.
443
00:15:04,807 --> 00:15:07,041
Here's a gift. Here's a
gift. There's your gift!
444
00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:08,142
- Okay.
- Stuff!
445
00:15:08,244 --> 00:15:09,577
Now, get to it!
446
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,812
A merry... Christmas.
447
00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:13,147
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes!
448
00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:15,115
Uh Oh.
449
00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:16,750
- A 6.
- What's wrong?
450
00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:17,985
Nothing. [Sighs]
451
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,588
Except I kind of asked
for a 6s, but it's cool.
452
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,623
I mean, how are you supposed to know?
453
00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:24,792
Except for the part where I
wrote it down for you, but...
454
00:15:24,894 --> 00:15:27,361
I can't believe this!
455
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:29,430
[Sighs] And what is wrong with you?!
456
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:32,600
I disappeared myself for
a gift card to J.Crew?!
457
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:34,335
You took money I could use every place
458
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:36,637
and turned it into money
I could use one place.
459
00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:40,608
So... Jack has more presents than I do?!
460
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,843
Okay. Shots fired.
461
00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:45,246
You're jealous of a goldfish?
462
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:47,715
A daily chore that ends in heartbreak?!
463
00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:49,183
What is happening?!
464
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:50,885
We're getting stuff that we don't like.
465
00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:52,486
Are you not picking up on that?
466
00:15:52,588 --> 00:15:53,587
You guys!
467
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,222
I stood up for you guys!
468
00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:56,857
I went against my father
469
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,760
and every tradition that I had growing up!
470
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,429
For what?! For this?!
471
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:03,764
Okay.
472
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,566
So...
473
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,535
Gift receipts?
474
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:09,169
No, Diane.
475
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,818
All right. I did it.
476
00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:19,921
I ruined the old-school
Christmas and secret Christmas.
477
00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:23,258
Can't wait to see what
you do to new year's.
478
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:24,425
You know, I tried to blame you,
479
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:27,262
I tried to blame the kids,
but all this falls on me.
480
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,463
Well...
481
00:16:28,532 --> 00:16:30,198
Nobody's disagreeing with you.
482
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:32,767
You know, a-as fathers...
483
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:36,271
We try to give our kids more than we had.
484
00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:39,607
Sometimes that just isn't the best thing.
485
00:16:39,676 --> 00:16:42,811
486
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:52,554
So, Christmas morningwas bright and sunny outside,
487
00:16:52,622 --> 00:16:54,289
but not inside.
488
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,191
[Sighs] Do you think
we'll still get stockings?
489
00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,725
What is wrong with you?
490
00:16:57,794 --> 00:17:00,461
For some weird reason, dad's boss is here.
491
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,429
Did she bring presents?
492
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,931
- She did not.
- Well, hi! Hello!
493
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:04,732
Oh, my goodness. So nice you came!
494
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,935
[Chuckles nervously]
Dre will be right back,
495
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,804
but, please, uh, join our,
um, our chr... our Christmas.
496
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,941
Wow, uh, thank you for inviting me
497
00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:16,578
to this wonderfully festive
and heartwarming environment.
498
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:19,047
D-do the kids not have presents?
499
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:20,849
Our dad threw them away before we woke up.
500
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,917
[Laughing nervously]
501
00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:25,820
Ha! That sounds so much worse than it is.
502
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:27,055
Well, here's what happened.
503
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:29,090
So, Dre had a screaming match with his dad
504
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,658
over the fried Christmas chicken,
505
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,127
and then we went upstairs
to have our secret Christmas
506
00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:34,896
in the closet and our hamper Turkey,
507
00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:36,764
and Dre had already
thrown his dirty underwear
508
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:37,966
[chuckles] On top of the Turkey, so...
509
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,400
[Inhales deeply] And
then the goldfish died.
510
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:40,902
She did?!
511
00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:44,839
Ooh. A-anyway, um, we're
all just trying to, you know,
512
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,275
rally and have a nice...
513
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:48,376
Normal Christmas.
514
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:51,379
Happy Birthday
515
00:17:51,481 --> 00:17:52,947
Black Jesus
516
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:54,315
- Black Jesus?
-
Happy Birthday
517
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,084
-
Black Jesus - Yes, she... calls him that.
518
00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:59,854
- [Sighs]
-
Happy Birthday, dear redeemer king
519
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:02,523
Happy Birthday to you
520
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:03,658
[Blows]
521
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,860
You know, I'm just gonna go grab Chinese
522
00:18:05,929 --> 00:18:07,929
- with the sad Jewish girl from work.
- Oh.
523
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:10,164
For he's a jolly good savior
524
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,799
-
For he's a jolly good savior - please, uh, Dre will be so sad he missed you.
525
00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:13,968
-
For he's a jolly good savior - I'll walk... why are you running?
526
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,503
Who nobody can renounce
527
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,605
Come on!
who nobody can renounce
528
00:18:17,674 --> 00:18:19,474
Who nobody can renounce
529
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,109
For he's...
530
00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:23,144
All right, Pops, what's up?
531
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,015
I hate church's chicken.
532
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,883
What?
533
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:31,019
Don't get me wrong. It's chicken.
534
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:34,422
It's fried in delicious
batter, but I hate it.
535
00:18:34,524 --> 00:18:36,691
Then why did you talk it up every year
536
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,893
and make it our Christmas tradition?
537
00:18:38,962 --> 00:18:40,595
Because it was the best I could do,
538
00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:41,863
and I was so embarrassed,
539
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:44,666
I tried to sell it as
the best that ever was.
540
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:45,833
[Sighs]
541
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,869
Pops, you just could've said so.
542
00:18:47,904 --> 00:18:49,404
And what's that conversation look like?
543
00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:51,873
"Listen, son, I work a minimum-wage job,
544
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,474
and I can barely keep the lights on.
545
00:18:53,543 --> 00:18:56,678
So, here are some
pickles. Merry Christmas."
546
00:18:56,746 --> 00:19:00,081
Well, maybe not exactly in those words.
547
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,183
I-I see what you're
trying to do for your kids,
548
00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:03,217
and I respect it.
549
00:19:03,286 --> 00:19:04,986
I just think you're trying to do too much.
550
00:19:05,055 --> 00:19:06,688
Now, maybe I went a little overboard
551
00:19:06,756 --> 00:19:08,222
- with the old-school Christmas...
- Mm-hmm.
552
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:10,758
But your new-school Christmas
ain't exactly working, either.
553
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:13,094
[Chuckles]
554
00:19:13,163 --> 00:19:14,762
Well, there's always Kwanzaa.
555
00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:16,431
[Scoffs] Boy, you ain't got no sense.
556
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,598
[Laughs]
557
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,902
But look here. You're a decent dad.
558
00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:22,971
So, this is Christmas
559
00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:25,406
Merry Christmas.
560
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,141
And what have you done? But I didn't get you anything.
561
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,010
Yes, you did.
562
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,013
Another year older
563
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:34,716
You know, this... this feels pickle-heavy.
564
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,117
Boy, if you don't open
that gift... [laughs]
565
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:38,920
And a new one just begun I'm gonna open your head.
566
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:43,324
And so, this is Christmas Huh?
567
00:19:44,761 --> 00:19:46,394
I hope you have fun My skates?!
568
00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:48,496
And this here is your crew.
569
00:19:49,632 --> 00:19:53,668
The near and the dear ones
570
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:55,636
The old and the young
571
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:58,439
Thanks, Pops.
572
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:01,376
A very merry Christmas Dad, we're sorry we were monsters.
573
00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,878
You make it feel like
Christmas every day...
574
00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:06,180
And a happy new year And we're sorry that we don't show you that.
575
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,249
I'm also just grateful to be alive.
576
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:11,119
Let's hope it's a good one I love my goldfish, daddy.
577
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,453
God rest her soul.
578
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,555
Diane: Look, I'm not saying
you should give me less, but...
579
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:18,292
Without any fear I'll try to start appreciating it more.
580
00:20:18,361 --> 00:20:20,895
So this is Christmas Try... no promises.
581
00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:24,198
Well, it's no "God bless us, everyone"...
582
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,967
And what have we done? But I'll take it.
583
00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:27,869
[Chuckles] Come on, give me some love.
584
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:28,936
Give me some love.
585
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:31,105
Another year over
586
00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:33,107
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
587
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:35,043
And a new one just begun
588
00:20:35,145 --> 00:20:36,377
[Laughter]
589
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,747
590
00:20:39,282 --> 00:20:41,084
AlI right, I think I'm
getting the hang of this.
591
00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:43,933
[All shout] Whoo! It's all right.
592
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,575
Why would you ask for a pair of skates
593
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,036
if you never learned how to skate?!
594
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,137
[All shouting]
595
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,039
Okay, Bow, can you help me?!
596
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,140
Listen to 'em jingle.
597
00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:52,875
[Bracelets jingling] Jangle, jingle!
598
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,945
Baby Jesus has leftovers! Who wants cake?!
599
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,246
Me! Me! Me! Me!
600
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:59,381
[Pants tearing] Aah! Aah!
601
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,250
Okay, save me some cake!
602
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:03,619
Ow! Ooh!
603
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:08,219
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