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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,103 (knocking on door) 2 00:00:05,497 --> 00:00:06,664 (toilet flushes) 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,802 Oh, excuse me, um, are you the landlord here? 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,171 - VIC: Uh, yes. Victor Hargrove at your service. - (humming) 5 00:00:14,172 --> 00:00:16,540 - What can I do for you? - I'm looking for a man. 6 00:00:16,541 --> 00:00:18,042 Well, you ain't got to look no further. 7 00:00:18,043 --> 00:00:20,077 (laughing): Aren't you cute. 8 00:00:20,078 --> 00:00:23,981 - (humming happily) - Well, no, actually, um, this may sound strange, 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,683 but I'm looking for a homeless man. 10 00:00:25,684 --> 00:00:28,986 He's about 60, so tall, um, he's usually intoxicated, 11 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,855 - and his name is... - Lloyd. 12 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,223 - (gasps) - Yes, Lloyd. 13 00:00:32,224 --> 00:00:34,225 Ah, I'm so relieved. 14 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:35,693 Is he here? 15 00:00:35,694 --> 00:00:36,961 - VIC: How you know Lloyd? - (gasps) 16 00:00:36,962 --> 00:00:38,028 WOMAN: He's my husband. 17 00:00:38,029 --> 00:00:40,564 I mean... I mean, my ex-husband. 18 00:00:40,565 --> 00:00:42,867 No, actually... it's just a little complicated. 19 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:45,035 You and Lloyd? 20 00:00:45,036 --> 00:00:46,804 Lloyd and you? 21 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:48,172 I'm so relieved that he's... Is he here? 22 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,573 Uh, you know what? 23 00:00:49,574 --> 00:00:51,575 Come on in and have a seat. 24 00:00:51,576 --> 00:00:53,911 Oh, okay, thank you. 25 00:00:57,048 --> 00:00:59,116 Lloyd! 26 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:03,621 Lloyd! Lloyd! 27 00:01:03,622 --> 00:01:04,989 Vic. 28 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,690 Listen to me carefully. 29 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,926 I want you to go in there, tell that woman that I'm dead. 30 00:01:08,927 --> 00:01:11,262 VIC: Lloyd, is that really your wife? 31 00:01:11,263 --> 00:01:12,830 Ex-wife. 32 00:01:12,831 --> 00:01:15,833 Lloyd, the woman is beautiful, man. 33 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:17,101 Would you help me out? 34 00:01:17,102 --> 00:01:19,136 Tell her I got killed in a carjacking. 35 00:01:19,137 --> 00:01:21,672 Tell her that Suge Knight rolled over my face. 36 00:01:21,673 --> 00:01:23,641 Anything. 37 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:25,142 WOMAN: Lloyd, are you in there? 38 00:01:25,143 --> 00:01:26,677 Lloyd, please, just give me five minutes. 39 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:27,812 Lloyd is not here! 40 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,147 Lloyd, I can hear you. 41 00:01:30,148 --> 00:01:32,149 Come on, man, you're being ridiculous. 42 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,884 Come out here and talk to this woman, Lloyd. 43 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,220 Oh, God, my God, Lloyd! 44 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,088 (Lloyd grunting) 45 00:01:38,089 --> 00:01:40,090 (grunts) All right, all right. 46 00:01:40,091 --> 00:01:41,992 Stop slobbering on me, woman. 47 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:44,662 Oh! (giggles) 48 00:02:07,046 --> 00:02:13,146 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 49 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,594 Lloyd, you look amazing. 50 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,396 How did you find me, anyway? 51 00:02:18,397 --> 00:02:19,764 Well, I was asking around, 52 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,367 and this guy with a bad wig and robes on 53 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:24,235 told me that you lived here now. 54 00:02:24,236 --> 00:02:25,703 Oh, damn you, Jesus. 55 00:02:25,704 --> 00:02:28,239 All the shit that I ask for, and this is what you give me. 56 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,809 VIC: Guess I'll, uh, leave and let you guys work things out. 57 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:35,113 No, no, no, no, no, Vic is my boss, my bestie. 58 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,781 Anything you want to say to me, you can say to Vic. 59 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:37,749 Okay. 60 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,751 I want you back, Lloyd. 61 00:02:39,752 --> 00:02:41,586 I've been waiting for you to get your life together, 62 00:02:41,587 --> 00:02:43,121 and you have. 63 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:45,323 And I am so proud of you. 64 00:02:45,324 --> 00:02:48,226 No. Now, if you will excuse me... 65 00:02:49,395 --> 00:02:50,495 VIC: Hey, wait a minute, Lloyd. 66 00:02:50,496 --> 00:02:52,130 Uh, maybe you should listen 67 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,531 to hear what the woman got to say. 68 00:02:53,532 --> 00:02:54,866 Before you leave. 69 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:56,434 Vic, stay out of this. 70 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:57,635 I need some air. 71 00:02:59,738 --> 00:03:00,705 Whew! 72 00:03:00,706 --> 00:03:03,107 And some Darby. 73 00:03:03,108 --> 00:03:04,342 You need a bath, nigga. 74 00:03:04,343 --> 00:03:05,343 (door slams) 75 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,544 (scoffs) 76 00:03:06,545 --> 00:03:07,812 Maybe I shouldn't have come. 77 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,213 I still can't believe it. 78 00:03:09,214 --> 00:03:10,214 You and Lloyd? 79 00:03:10,215 --> 00:03:11,449 Come on, Lloyd? 80 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:13,284 Well, I'm staying downtown. 81 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:16,187 Can I give you my phone number, in case he changes his mind? 82 00:03:16,188 --> 00:03:17,975 You know what, I'll do you one better than that. 83 00:03:17,976 --> 00:03:19,457 Why don't you stay for a minute? 84 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:21,459 'Cause, you never know, he might come right back. 85 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:23,294 (chuckles) 86 00:03:23,295 --> 00:03:25,296 TRAYVON: Okay, cheat out to me, I can't really see your face. 87 00:03:25,297 --> 00:03:26,297 There you go. 88 00:03:26,298 --> 00:03:28,533 (rap music plays) 89 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:30,767 You know what, playback's actually messing me up. 90 00:03:30,768 --> 00:03:32,536 Let me turn that off. There you go. 91 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:34,938 Man, what you doing, man? That's banging, baby. 92 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:36,874 I can't stop banging to that, baby, you know what I'm saying? 93 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,609 I know, that-that's why... you don't stop banging, 94 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:40,444 and that's why I had to cut it off, all right? 95 00:03:40,445 --> 00:03:42,735 Less grooving, more stirring. Let's-let's get this, okay? 96 00:03:42,736 --> 00:03:44,900 You don't even know how to rock shit. You're from the suburbs, fool. 97 00:03:44,901 --> 00:03:46,672 I Googled it... I know exactly what I'm doing. 98 00:03:46,673 --> 00:03:47,782 Hey, man, let me tell you something, man. 99 00:03:47,783 --> 00:03:49,441 - Don't disrespect me, man. - Don't put your... I'm not disrespecting. 100 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:50,854 - Get your finger out of my face. - Don't disrespect me. 101 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,390 - You're my friend, man. - Move your finger outta my face! 102 00:03:52,391 --> 00:03:53,757 Don't disrespect me, man. 103 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:55,112 - JESUS: Hey, hey, hey, hey. - I'm doing anything to disrespect you! 104 00:03:55,113 --> 00:03:56,196 JESUS: Cut that out, cut that out, man. 105 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:57,104 What's wrong with y'all? 106 00:03:57,105 --> 00:03:58,708 Hey, what's up, Jee? Look, check it out. 107 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:00,477 We here, we shooting a video this week, man. 108 00:04:00,478 --> 00:04:02,179 You know, for my joint, "Side Bitches." 109 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,314 Man, we on location out here today. 110 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:06,316 Uh, we gonna be at my mom house Friday. 111 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:08,552 She gonna be gone all day, so we gonna be all up 112 00:04:08,553 --> 00:04:10,387 on some Scarface-type shit up in there. 113 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:11,755 You know what I'm saying? 114 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:13,674 It's gonna crack, right? 115 00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:15,442 - (chuckling) - JESUS: Boonie. 116 00:04:15,443 --> 00:04:17,978 All that "bitchity-bitch-bitch" and "ho, ho, ho" that. 117 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:19,913 You can't keep objectifying "womenses" 118 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:21,236 and lady-girls like that, man. 119 00:04:21,237 --> 00:04:23,638 Everybody can't be Too Short and Uncle Luke, man. 120 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,174 Hey, man, what we trying to do is make some legit money. 121 00:04:26,175 --> 00:04:28,110 Which was your idea, by the way. 122 00:04:28,111 --> 00:04:29,478 And you ain't helping. 123 00:04:29,479 --> 00:04:31,079 TRAYVON: Look, if I may interject, Jesus. 124 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,466 Tell him the plan we have, tell him the plan. 125 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,415 Hey, check it out, Jee. 126 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,331 We want you to be in the video, right? 127 00:04:35,332 --> 00:04:37,151 Know what I'm sayin'? See, I'm-a get in this shootout, 128 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,920 and I'm-a be bustin' up in them (bleep), 129 00:04:38,921 --> 00:04:41,289 and we want you to put your holy hand in that ass. (laughs) 130 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:43,157 Think-think like-like... 131 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,959 like Jesus meets Angel of Death, you know? 132 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,961 BOONIE: Yeah, man. 133 00:04:46,962 --> 00:04:49,297 That's some dumb-ass shit, man. 134 00:04:49,298 --> 00:04:51,699 But check this out, y'all go ahead and handle your business. 135 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,102 'Cause you know what I'm saying, I'm-a go do my thing. 136 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:56,437 I got other stuff to do, like God's work. 137 00:04:56,438 --> 00:04:59,507 You know, we out here helping the less (bleep) fortunate. 138 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:03,044 Trayvon. 139 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:07,056 BOONIE: Hey, man, your face too big for that hairdo anyway. 140 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,090 Hey, man, I knew he wasn't gonna do this shit, man. 141 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:10,495 TRAYVON: So what do we do? 142 00:05:10,496 --> 00:05:12,197 - Act like he better than us, man. - Hey, man, listen. 143 00:05:12,198 --> 00:05:13,123 We got bitches, right? 144 00:05:13,124 --> 00:05:14,480 "Ladies." No, we don't have any. 145 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,282 How we gonna do a video called "Side Bitches" 146 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,920 if we ain't got no side bitches? 147 00:05:17,921 --> 00:05:20,624 No, I do not want to be a skank in your video. 148 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:21,993 Thanks for calling. 149 00:05:21,994 --> 00:05:23,594 BOONIE: Oh, no, Maggs, it ain't like that. 150 00:05:23,595 --> 00:05:26,597 We got some other stuff besides "degregation." 151 00:05:26,598 --> 00:05:27,699 - Is that the word? - Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,467 I'm not dressing like a ho. 153 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:31,002 Hey, mute it, mute it, mute it. 154 00:05:31,003 --> 00:05:32,804 - What? - Listen, man. 155 00:05:32,805 --> 00:05:35,673 Fully clothed bitches is better than no bitches and no boot... 156 00:05:35,674 --> 00:05:36,974 The shit called "Side Bitches." 157 00:05:36,975 --> 00:05:38,843 You're right. 158 00:05:38,844 --> 00:05:41,379 All right, Maggs, you ain't got to dress all skanky, 159 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,017 but, look, can you find some bitches 160 00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:44,422 who will dress like hoes? 161 00:05:44,423 --> 00:05:45,960 So Jesus is doing this with you? 162 00:05:45,961 --> 00:05:47,395 Yeah, Jesus gonna be there. 163 00:05:47,396 --> 00:05:49,664 So you're telling me that if I bring my girlfriends, 164 00:05:49,665 --> 00:05:51,397 that they're gonna get to meet Jesus? 165 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:52,648 Yeah, of course. 166 00:05:52,649 --> 00:05:54,450 He's not gonna be there. He is gonna be there. 167 00:05:54,451 --> 00:05:55,742 Man, I don't believe you. Put Tray on the phone. 168 00:05:55,743 --> 00:05:56,781 Tell the bitch that goddamn Jesus 169 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:57,622 gonna be there, man. 170 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,151 I told you... I don't lie; that's not what I do. 171 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:01,144 - Tray, we need... Tray! - (muffled talking) 172 00:06:01,145 --> 00:06:02,445 Okay, I, um... 173 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,747 Hey, hey, Maggs, it's Tray. 174 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:06,616 Yeah, J-Jesus, he'll be here. 175 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,618 Um, and he really wants you and your friends to come. 176 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,221 All right, he'd better be there. 177 00:06:11,222 --> 00:06:13,732 They'd better have Jesus Christ there, you know what I'm saying? 178 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:16,066 Because otherwise it's gonna make me look stupid. 179 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:18,068 I don't want to look stupid. 180 00:06:18,069 --> 00:06:20,437 Not in front of my girls. 181 00:06:20,438 --> 00:06:23,073 Selfie. 182 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:28,379 So do you work out every day? 183 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,381 Well, you know, I try to get my Shaun T on 184 00:06:30,382 --> 00:06:32,882 - at least twice a week... - Oh. 185 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:35,019 Lloyd, we have to talk. 186 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,286 Vic. 187 00:06:36,287 --> 00:06:38,155 Can I have a word with you, please? 188 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:45,729 What is she doing here again today? 189 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:47,064 She came back, man. 190 00:06:47,065 --> 00:06:48,365 She loves you. 191 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,933 Y'all need to talk, man. 192 00:06:49,934 --> 00:06:51,068 Marriage is sacred. 193 00:06:51,069 --> 00:06:53,070 I want my old life back. 194 00:06:53,071 --> 00:06:55,939 You, me and Darby. 195 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:58,275 We brought her here, and we got to get her out. 196 00:06:58,276 --> 00:07:00,010 By "we," I mean you. 197 00:07:00,011 --> 00:07:02,012 Okay. 198 00:07:02,013 --> 00:07:03,914 - That's what you really want? - Yes. 199 00:07:03,915 --> 00:07:05,249 - All right. - Thank you. 200 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,884 Good man, Vic. 201 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,318 You take care of yourself. 202 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:11,989 I'm gonna go across town, running errands. 203 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,857 And I'll be gone about four or five hours. 204 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,692 VIC: Hey, why don't you take them cans with you, nigga. 205 00:07:15,693 --> 00:07:17,161 Yeah, all right. 206 00:07:19,697 --> 00:07:22,066 LLOYD: Ooh, damn... (scoffs) 207 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,935 I don't know why he doesn't love me anymore. 208 00:07:24,936 --> 00:07:27,905 Maybe it's because I've gotten so old and ugly. 209 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,907 Oh, no, no, baby, you got it all wrong. 210 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,341 You ain't old and ugly. 211 00:07:31,342 --> 00:07:34,344 You got to realize that man drink a lot of alcohol. 212 00:07:34,345 --> 00:07:36,914 - (chuckles) - He can't see what I can see. 213 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,975 - Mm. - Mmm... 214 00:07:42,854 --> 00:07:43,987 Mmm. 215 00:07:58,136 --> 00:08:00,237 216 00:08:14,498 --> 00:08:16,416 TRAYVON: Maggs, thank you so much for coming. 217 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:19,277 - Yo, yo, where's Jesus? - Um, he-he'll be here soon, 218 00:08:19,278 --> 00:08:20,018 but we got to get rolling, 219 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:21,754 'cause we got a hard out by the time Boonie's mom gets in. 220 00:08:21,755 --> 00:08:23,756 Hey, Boonie, my friends can only stay for a couple hours, 221 00:08:23,757 --> 00:08:25,057 so they have to meet Jesus. 222 00:08:25,058 --> 00:08:27,092 Hey, Jee coming, you know? 223 00:08:27,093 --> 00:08:28,927 And thanks for bringing the broads through. 224 00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:31,863 Hey, any of them down for some casting couch action after this? 225 00:08:31,864 --> 00:08:34,399 They're here because they came to meet Jesus. 226 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,001 That's why we're doing the video. 227 00:08:36,002 --> 00:08:37,869 Hey, Jee coming! Damn! 228 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,438 Yeah, uh, he... five minutes and... 229 00:08:39,439 --> 00:08:40,839 but we got to get rolling, you know? 230 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,374 BOONIE: All right, so look, 231 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,376 in this, you gonna be my side bitch, 232 00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:46,578 looking out for my main bitch, also looking out 233 00:08:46,579 --> 00:08:48,413 for the people you know I deal drugs to. 234 00:08:48,414 --> 00:08:49,983 Which gonna be played by my boy right here. 235 00:08:49,984 --> 00:08:51,116 (chuckling): You know what I'm saying? 236 00:08:51,117 --> 00:08:53,118 So look, Maggs, you gonna be on deck. 237 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:55,467 And you gonna have assault bitches watching your back. 238 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,353 These bitches right here. 239 00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:57,788 You mean these "actresses" here? 240 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:59,089 Yeah, the gun bitches. 241 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,753 See, you gonna be my main side bitch, 242 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:02,755 it's just they gonna have your back, looking out for you. 243 00:09:02,756 --> 00:09:06,659 Y'all gonna be dancing, looking all sexy and shit. (chuckles) 244 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,360 I think I get it. 245 00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:10,462 So I'm protecting you, these girls are my assistants, 246 00:09:10,463 --> 00:09:12,865 I'm in charge of security for a drug dealer, 247 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:14,400 and somehow I dance while doing this. 248 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:16,368 Th-Th-There's a bit more to it than that, 249 00:09:16,369 --> 00:09:17,336 but, yeah, pretty much. 250 00:09:17,337 --> 00:09:18,370 Somehow I doubt it. 251 00:09:18,371 --> 00:09:19,538 Where's Jesus? 252 00:09:21,508 --> 00:09:24,510 Hey, baby. 253 00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:26,378 You still here. 254 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,080 So you kicking me out now? 255 00:09:28,081 --> 00:09:29,615 Oh, no, no, not "kicking out." 256 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:31,483 I mean... I just thought it would be kind of awkward 257 00:09:31,484 --> 00:09:33,544 if Lloyd was to come back, you know? 258 00:09:33,854 --> 00:09:35,654 We made a big mistake. 259 00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,456 Aw, Vic. 260 00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:38,791 Don't be so hard on yourself. 261 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:40,259 It wasn't that big of a deal. 262 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:42,461 You're married; it was adultery. 263 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:44,463 We could burn in Hell for this. 264 00:09:44,464 --> 00:09:46,432 Oh, Vic, relax. 265 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:48,434 Lloyd's not really my husband anymore. 266 00:09:48,435 --> 00:09:50,436 Hey, listen, Mama, listen, hey... 267 00:09:50,437 --> 00:09:53,372 I actually just came back to pick these papers up. 268 00:09:53,373 --> 00:09:54,707 These papers, they're around here some... 269 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,709 They're around here somewhere, these papers. 270 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,310 Oh, man... here they go, right here. 271 00:09:58,311 --> 00:09:59,411 - Mm. - They're right here. 272 00:09:59,412 --> 00:10:00,479 Yeah, see, got to pay the bills. 273 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,448 (chuckles) 274 00:10:02,449 --> 00:10:05,109 I love a man who pays his bills, Vic! 275 00:10:06,553 --> 00:10:08,287 JESUS: Vic, what's up, playboy? 276 00:10:08,288 --> 00:10:09,788 Hey, what the hell you doing here? 277 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:12,458 Man, I just got back from spreading the Good Word, man. 278 00:10:12,459 --> 00:10:14,560 I was thinking to myself... I need to go by here 279 00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:15,928 and holla at the homie, Vic, man, 280 00:10:15,929 --> 00:10:17,796 give him a little support and reassurance 281 00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:19,465 in his time of... temptation. 282 00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:21,567 Temptation? 283 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:23,636 Who the hell told you that, huh? 284 00:10:23,637 --> 00:10:25,504 You been spying on me again, nigga? 285 00:10:25,505 --> 00:10:27,506 Vic, man, ain't nobody in your business, man. 286 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,308 But everybody in the building has seen 287 00:10:29,309 --> 00:10:30,709 Lloyd's wife coming and going. 288 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:33,479 Man, she is some serious cougar action right there 289 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,481 with major cake, brah. 290 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:37,642 But look here, man, you know my father don't get down like that. 291 00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:39,252 You can't be coveting that woman, man. 292 00:10:39,253 --> 00:10:41,788 You need to mind your business. 293 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:44,209 And stop pretending you even know who your father is. 294 00:10:46,027 --> 00:10:48,028 That's disrespectful, Vic. 295 00:10:48,029 --> 00:10:50,410 But you're still one of my most "favoritest" folks. 296 00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:53,900 Okay, and playback! 297 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:55,001 (music track begins) 298 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,836 Boonie... 299 00:10:56,837 --> 00:10:58,872 Clear! 300 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:02,609 B-B-Boonie, side bitches, side bitches 301 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:04,110 I'm in the house, y'all 302 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,555 My debut album 303 00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,290 Car slut, twerk, twerk, twerk! 304 00:11:10,422 --> 00:11:11,722 What? No. Cut! 305 00:11:11,723 --> 00:11:12,890 Cut! Cut! 306 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:14,525 What's going on here? 307 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:18,564 Y'all filming a movie? 308 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:19,965 What are you doing? 309 00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:21,466 I came by to drop off 310 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,569 your mama's frying pans! 311 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,103 Take them in the house for me, Tray. 312 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:26,705 Oh, no, we're actually shooting a video, so... 313 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:28,874 SHALINKA: Take them in the house, please! 314 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,509 God! 315 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,411 So you actually filming a video? 316 00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:34,112 What Maggie and all these other bitches doing in it? 317 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:35,514 BOONIE: Hey, it's for my joint, 318 00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:37,716 "Side Bitches." We getting it in. 319 00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:38,884 Hi, Shalinka. 320 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:40,018 Don't speak to me, Maggie. 321 00:11:40,019 --> 00:11:41,620 I don't like you. 322 00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:42,888 Please don't speak to me. 323 00:11:42,889 --> 00:11:43,889 Just being nice. 324 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,190 If you want to be nice, 325 00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:46,692 flip your ass off the balcony. 326 00:11:46,693 --> 00:11:48,427 BOONIE: Let me tell you something. 327 00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:50,762 First off all, Maggie, that's the fake side bitch. 328 00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:53,832 And these are the real side bitches right here and, uh, 329 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,564 - all this is just entertainment! - That's true... 330 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,789 How come you ain't ask me to be in it, then? 331 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,291 I didn't know you wanted to be in the video, 332 00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:01,658 'cause we needed some bad bitches. 333 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,327 I would, actually. 334 00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,396 I want to shoot guns and be a bad bitch, too. 335 00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:06,897 I ain't doing nothin'. 336 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,532 And I just got my weave done. 337 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,854 I spent all this money on this bomb weave, 338 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,921 I want to show it off to the world. 339 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:16,169 I don't want to be no side bitch, though. That's my baby daddy. 340 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,496 I'm gonna be the main bitch! 341 00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:25,647 (laughter and chatter inside, TV plays indistinctly) 342 00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:27,649 (huffs) 343 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,318 Damn. 344 00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,324 Lloyd, what's up? 345 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:36,592 I'm waiting to come home, Vic. 346 00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:38,160 When's she gonna be gone? 347 00:12:38,161 --> 00:12:41,754 Um... I can't do that for you, man. 348 00:12:41,755 --> 00:12:44,539 Why? Vic, you promised me this! 349 00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:46,749 Truth is, Bernadette is special to me. 350 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,384 But she's flirty. 351 00:12:48,385 --> 00:12:49,953 I've always had this lingering suspicion 352 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:51,354 that she was cheating on me. 353 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,122 I was jealous all the time! 354 00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:54,424 I was obsessed. 355 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,525 Then I got depressed 356 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:56,626 and started drinking again. 357 00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:58,061 Had to let her go. 358 00:12:58,062 --> 00:13:00,096 You understand, don't you, Vic? 359 00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:02,732 Yeah, yeah. 360 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:03,733 I'll go away. 361 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,568 Give you all the time you need. 362 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,229 Okay? Just call me when you kick that bitch out. 363 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,112 REV. CLEVELAND: Well, go ahead, son. 364 00:13:11,113 --> 00:13:13,248 I ain't got all day. 365 00:13:13,249 --> 00:13:15,984 (clears his throat) Well... 366 00:13:15,985 --> 00:13:18,853 uh, I broke a commandment. 367 00:13:18,854 --> 00:13:22,357 Uh, I slept with somebody's wife. 368 00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:24,959 And it wasn't just anybody's wife. 369 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,162 It was one of my good friends. 370 00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:29,297 You know, um, I didn't want to do it, 371 00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:31,332 but, you know, his wife is beautiful. 372 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,434 She was jumping all over me. 373 00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:33,968 She was throwing it at me. 374 00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:35,170 And she ran off on him. 375 00:13:35,171 --> 00:13:36,805 But she would never do that to me, 376 00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:38,807 'cause, see, 'cause we are in love. 377 00:13:38,808 --> 00:13:40,842 (laughs) Jesus Christ, son. 378 00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:42,544 Don't scare me like that. 379 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,446 I thought you killed somebody. 380 00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,409 I was about to throw your ass out of here and call the cops. 381 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,959 So you got some (bleep)... so what? 382 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,860 That's what I've been wanting 383 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,233 to ask you about, you know, like, 384 00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:52,967 I've been hearing stuff, rumors. 385 00:13:52,968 --> 00:13:54,335 What, that I (bleep) a lot of bitches? 386 00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,636 All kind of bitches. 387 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:56,904 Put that on my r?sum?. 388 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,072 Isn't that sin? 389 00:13:58,073 --> 00:13:59,173 Yeah. 390 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:00,641 That's why I pay for my (bleep). 391 00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:03,177 Pay? Like, you mean tricking...? 392 00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:04,678 No! 393 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,847 Well... (stammers) 394 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,249 What I meant was 395 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,150 I pay God for my (bleep). 396 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:12,753 It's just like I tell the congregation. 397 00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:14,955 God knows we gonna sin. 398 00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:17,024 All he wants is for you to pay for your sins. 399 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:19,326 So I pay $250 for some head. 400 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,061 $500 for vaginal sex. 401 00:14:21,062 --> 00:14:22,329 And I throw in an extra $250 402 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:24,732 if I run it up the (bleep). 403 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:25,966 (chuckles) Wow. 404 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,968 Um... (clears his throat) 405 00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:31,005 Who do you pay? 406 00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:32,373 The church. 407 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:33,974 Me, nigga. 408 00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:36,010 And that's exactly who you gonna pay. 409 00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:38,012 So, pay up. 410 00:14:38,013 --> 00:14:39,246 - Okay. - If you can't pay to play, 411 00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:41,181 you ain't got no business up in there. 412 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,917 You got a point, Reverend. 413 00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:45,853 Always... I gotta pay to play. 414 00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,324 God bless you, son. 415 00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:53,394 Go forth and sin some more. (laughing) 416 00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,234 Where's Jesus? 417 00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:01,702 Uh, ten minutes, he'll be right here. 418 00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:02,970 Hey, Link, real quick, okay. 419 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,238 So here's the thing... 420 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:05,839 now, Jason, Boonie, you guys are 421 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,741 gonna come from inside to outside, okay? 422 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,862 You're gonna be walking home with the groceries, all right? 423 00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:11,599 You're gonna see a side up top with a shotgun, 424 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,301 but here's the thing... you're packing heat, too. 425 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,215 No problems, okay? The ground bitches, 426 00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:16,601 I mean, the ground sides, 427 00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:18,355 they're gonna be controlling the ground area. 428 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:19,701 So you're gonna drop your groceries, 429 00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:20,969 you're gonna fire back... bam, bam! 430 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,037 I'll add the gunshots in post. 431 00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:23,138 Everything will be perfect. 432 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,239 All right, you even know 433 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,130 how to work that thing? 434 00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:26,231 Yeah, yeah, um, hey guys? 435 00:15:26,232 --> 00:15:27,866 We're rolling, okay? 436 00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,868 So, Le-let's everyone get to their first position. 437 00:15:29,869 --> 00:15:32,037 All right, here we go. 438 00:15:32,038 --> 00:15:34,973 And... action! 439 00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,274 (laughs) That's perfect. 440 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,843 All these bitches? Come on! 441 00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,911 There we go. Jason, Boonie, 442 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,247 come outside, there you go. 443 00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:43,915 Hey, Boonie, Jason, these are gunshots! 444 00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:46,017 You have to dodge, you have to dodge! 445 00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:47,886 Dodging! There we go. 446 00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:49,221 There you go, Maggs. And cut! 447 00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:50,689 We got it! Moving on. 448 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:51,690 Good job. 449 00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:52,724 - Tray! - Yeah? 450 00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:54,159 - Come here. - Mm-hmm. 451 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,595 - I want to do it again. - Oh, we... 452 00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:57,855 I think I can do that part better. 453 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,340 Oh, it was actually good right here. 454 00:15:59,341 --> 00:16:01,008 No it wasn't; I only killed two of them bitches. 455 00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:03,544 I can get all of them, especially the bitch up there. 456 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,825 BOONIE: Hey, this video ain't about you. 457 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:06,942 You got this shit looking 458 00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:08,477 like a single mom's documentary. 459 00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:09,945 Listen, it's okay... we'll do... 460 00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,280 we got time for one more, okay? 461 00:16:11,281 --> 00:16:12,281 - Is that cool? - Okay. That's cool. 462 00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:15,029 - All right, you guys... - And I need to be the one to say cut. 463 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:15,972 Oh, you want to direct as well? 464 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:18,141 Yeah, 'cause you okay, but you not that good. 465 00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,976 - Okay. - I done seen a lot of ways 466 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:21,978 he's really (bleep) the video up. 467 00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:25,119 TRAYVON: I mean, I mean, we-we're, it's a work in progress. 468 00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:27,884 Hey, baby! 469 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,653 Look, babe, we gonna have to come clean. 470 00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,288 Tell the truth. Now, I mean, uh, 471 00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:33,557 that's only the way we gonna ever have 472 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:35,292 any chance to have something meaningful. 473 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,827 You really mean it, boo? 474 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,995 Hey, look, Bernadette, I... 475 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:40,664 I ain't no Tiger Woods or anything. 476 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,199 I'm a Christian. 477 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,968 And I'm just saying, in order for us to do this 478 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,318 and not feel ashamed of ourself, we gotta be honest. 479 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:48,585 Okay. 480 00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,220 - Right? - Yeah, yeah. 481 00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:51,972 - You cool with that? - I'm cool with that. 482 00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:53,602 Good, 'cause Lloyd is right outside the door. 483 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,176 I'm getting ready to go out to get him right now, 484 00:16:55,177 --> 00:16:56,518 tell him exactly what's going on. 485 00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:58,054 No, no, no, no, no! No, no. 486 00:16:58,055 --> 00:16:59,521 Don't do that. Not now. 487 00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:00,789 Uh, tonight. 488 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,791 We'll tell him together. 489 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,393 (chuckles) 490 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,255 - Well, yeah, tell him together. - Yeah, yeah. 491 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:10,232 Hurry up, Tray. 492 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,434 Jesus is not coming, is he, Boonie? 493 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,369 I tried to get Jesus to come. 494 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:16,672 He didn't like the creative direction this video was taking. 495 00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:18,173 You know, this is the last time 496 00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:20,676 I bring some hoes over for your ass. 497 00:17:20,677 --> 00:17:22,577 Guys, listen, okay? Instead of arguing 498 00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:24,246 and fighting, why don't we just, 499 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,148 like, pray really hard and maybe he'll show up. 500 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:28,317 - Hey, might as well, man. - Well, yeah. 501 00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:29,418 Fine. 502 00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:34,323 Dear Jesus, 503 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:37,592 I'm here at this stupid (bleep) video shoot 504 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:39,628 for one of your asshole disciples, 505 00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:41,763 who promised that you'd be here. 506 00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:43,598 I rebuke you, bitch. 507 00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:45,067 There are some bitches here 508 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,269 who would really like to meet you, Jesus, 509 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,404 so please come soon. Amen. 510 00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,707 MEN: Amen. 511 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,276 - What's happening, pimps? - MAGGIE: Jesus! 512 00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,378 - TRAYVON: It worked! He's here! - BOONIE: He's always on time. 513 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,280 Bernadette! 514 00:17:58,281 --> 00:17:59,848 Vic, you're just in time. 515 00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,750 Bernadette! 516 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,250 - She couldn't wait to get out of here... - What did you do? 517 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,827 Bernadette, what about the conversation with Lloyd? 518 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,695 Uh, we're gonna have that conversation, 519 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:09,118 but I just have to leave and, uh, 520 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,524 take care of some business right now. 521 00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,374 Uh, I'm coming back, baby, I'm coming back! 522 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,709 - I'm coming back! - I didn't get your number, though. 523 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,770 I didn't get your number! Bernadette! 524 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:20,416 LLOYD: Vic! Let the bitch go! 525 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,650 So what I'm gonna need y'all to do 526 00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,252 is start respecting yourself 527 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:24,386 and believing in yourself, 528 00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:25,654 because I believe in you. 529 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,089 - You understand? - All right, man, hey. 530 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:28,590 Uh, give the bitches three minutes, 531 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,125 then let them know it's time to get back to work, man. 532 00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,827 - Okay, perfect. - Know what I'm saying? Hey! 533 00:18:31,828 --> 00:18:33,762 Hey! Hey, where the hell you going? 534 00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,265 Girl, don't act like I ain't got your nudes in my phone! 535 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,466 Hey, what happened? 536 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,635 Don't blame me. Jesus gave them self-respect. 537 00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:41,470 Are you serious?! 538 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:44,273 Hey, Jesus, I hate when you give the bitches self-respect, man! 539 00:18:44,274 --> 00:18:45,641 You need you some, too. 540 00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:47,376 Look at you, man. You running around here 541 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,711 acting like you're Yo Gotti or somebody, man. 542 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,536 This is not you. Knock it off. 543 00:18:50,537 --> 00:18:53,028 How about trying to do something like making some money off love 544 00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:55,591 and kindness and respect for women for a change, dawg. 545 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,102 Hey, man, let's shoot the video the way 546 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,887 we was gonna shoot it before the bitches even showed up. 547 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,988 Boonie! 548 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,026 You know, I support you, brah. 549 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,578 I'll be in your little heathenous, 550 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,315 blasphemous-ass video. 551 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,516 That's what I'm talking about! 552 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,117 You gonna be down with the Boon-Boon! 553 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,621 Be down with your Boon-Boon, baby! 554 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,223 (laughter) 555 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,293 We did it, buddy. 556 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,128 You're a true friend. 557 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,496 I won't forget this. 558 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,398 No, Lloyd, I'm not a true friend. 559 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,734 I'm actually an asshole sometimes. 560 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,000 But I'm glad she left. 561 00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:34,279 You know she didn't cook shit the whole time she was here, man. 562 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,203 Let me cook tonight, Macaroni and cheese. 563 00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,804 Ready in two minutes! 564 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:40,606 (whoops) 565 00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,608 All right, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna 566 00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:44,022 look right here... that's where, that's where 567 00:19:44,023 --> 00:19:45,457 Boonie is; Boonie is right here. 568 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,825 No, but Boonie's right there. 569 00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:48,059 No, no, but for the camera trick, 570 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,027 Boonie's right there. 571 00:19:49,028 --> 00:19:50,929 Okay? And... action. 572 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:54,132 Dear God, hear a thug's prayer tonight 573 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,835 for my sins that follow me home to the crib. 574 00:19:56,836 --> 00:19:58,770 Forgive me for what I'm about to do 575 00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:01,139 to these bitch-ass niggas. 576 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,841 Amen. 577 00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:05,577 Side bitches, side bitches, side bitches 578 00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:08,413 I'm fittin' to put it down; y'all ready for me? 579 00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:10,782 Boonie Side bitches, my side bitch 580 00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:12,450 She's so fine, down for whatever 581 00:20:12,451 --> 00:20:14,819 My main chick, she's square built 582 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,622 She knit them sweaters, my side chick 583 00:20:17,623 --> 00:20:19,824 Wearing high heels, her body bop! 584 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:22,927 My main chick sporting gloves with a... mop 585 00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:26,097 My side bitch is a freak, she call me Daddy 586 00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:29,501 My real chick elbow missing 'cause her skin is saggy 587 00:20:29,502 --> 00:20:32,938 My side bitch is a dime, she's my arm candy 588 00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:35,374 My main chick got a job, so she come in handy 589 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,543 Side bitches, side bitches... 590 00:20:37,544 --> 00:20:40,412 S-S-S-Side bitches, b-b-bitches, side bitches 591 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,447 Side bitches, side bitches 592 00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,816 If you know you're side bitch, throw your hands in the air 593 00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:47,719 I love my side bitch, baby 594 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,155 (echoing): Side bitches... 595 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:04,070 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 596 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:08,670 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43465

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