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Uh, there's witches
up there. See?
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See? See?
Heh-heh.
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They changed the witch sign
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from an old hag witch
to a pretty young witch.
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And the cops are
going up there right now,
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and they're gonna get 'em
for taking the bedwarmer.
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Sam, I don't wanna spend
the first day
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of what I laughingly call
a vacation, in jail.
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But, sweetheart,
it isn't my fault
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that the bedwarmer
followed me back
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from the House of Seven Gables.
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Sam, we're harboring
a hot bedwarmer.
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Now, will you please zap it back
to where it belongs.
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Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
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Now, don't you think I have
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a moral obligation to help him?
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I think you have
a moral obligation
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to see that we stay out of jail.
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Ow!
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Sam, if you don't
get rid of that, I will.
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With an axe.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Who is it?
OFFICER: Open up. Police.
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Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
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What's the matter?
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He doesn't wanna go.
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Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
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Darrin, there is
a warlock in there.
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Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won't work.
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You witches have
the dumbest rules.
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And at the dumbest times.
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[KNOCKING]
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OFFICER:
Open up in there.
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I'd better hide it.
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Boy, are you stubborn.
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[KNOCKING]
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Coming.
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Oh. Hello,
Miss Ferndale.
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We'd like to talk
to you about something.
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You mind if we come in?
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Uh, not at all.
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Is that him?
Yes. And that's her.
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And if you don't mind,
I'm going to
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look for my bedwarmer.
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Oh, Miss Ferndale.
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We just brought you up here
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to make the identification.
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The rest is up to us.
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Oh. Very well.
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I'll never understand
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how you thought you could
get away with it.
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With what?
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Officer, please call me
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as soon as you recover
the bedwarmer.
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I certainly will.
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You were both at the House
of the Seven Gables today?
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Uh, that's right.
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Have either one of you
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any knowledge of a bedwarmer?
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I... I do.
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Uh, first, you put
the hot coals inside,
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a-and then you
pass it between
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the cold sheets to warm them.
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I don't think you understand.
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This valuable antique
was missing
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from the House of
the Seven Gables today,
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right after you people left.
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W... Now, wait a minute.
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Uh, you're not implying
that we stole it?
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Oh, uh, of course not,
sweetheart.
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The officers are just
doing their duty.
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When they find out they have
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the wrong party,
I'm sure they'll apo...
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Logize.
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Wrong party, huh?
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O-officer, we are
telling the truth.
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We did not steal it.
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No? What did it do?
Follow you here?
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Yes. As a matter
of fact, it did.
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Wiseacre remarks are not
going to help you.
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You're both under arrest.
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She had nothing to do with it.
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Okay. Then
you're under arrest.
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[GRUNTING]
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It's, uh...
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heavier than it looks.
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Excuse me.
May I?
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Now, I want you to go
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with these nice gentlemen.
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And I want you to stay put
until you hear from me.
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I don't want you to do
anything rash.
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You understand?
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Grab it.
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Grab what?
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The bedwarmer.
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You grab it.
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OFFICER: All right, let's go.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
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ENDORA:
Up here, Samantha.
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Oh. Uh, Mother,
you have to help me.
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Just a minute.
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I'm looking over the agenda
for tonight's meeting.
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But it's an emergency.
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Oh. What is it?
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The police have arrested Darrin
for stealing that bedwarmer.
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And?
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He's in jail.
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You call that an emergency?
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That's not funny.
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ENDORA:
Excuse me.
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Why are you so upset?
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What's the worst
that can happen? Uh...
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They'll put Durwood away
for a week or a month.
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Or a year at the most...
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if we're lucky.
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Mother, sometimes
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you can be positively vicious.
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Thank you, my precious pet.
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Yeah. Now, now, look.
They cannot hold Darrin
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if I can get rid
of the evidence.
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Uh, now, I have to
find the spell
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that'll turn that bedwarmer
back to its original form.
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The only one who
can tell you that
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is the witch who cast it.
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Well, I know that.
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That's why I want you
to put me on the agenda
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so I can ask if
anyone knows about it.
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Well, it's a pretty
long agenda right now.
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We probably won't
get to you tonight.
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Mother...
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either I am first on the agenda,
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or Daddy is going to find out
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all about you and
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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What is there to find out?
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The dear man was kind enough
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to put his cape down
over a puddle for me.
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You invited him home to dinner.
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So what?
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Mother, uh, when you sent me
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to bed after dinner...
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I didn't go to bed.
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Oh, heh. Guess who's
first on the agenda?
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All right. All right.
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It's time to get started.
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Let's settle down, shall we?
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As chairlady...
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I declare
the Centennial Convocation
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of the Witches of the World
to be in session.
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The first on the agenda
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is my daughter, Samantha.
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Thank you.
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You have 10 seconds.
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What? How can
I explain
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the problem in 10 seconds?
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You now have eight seconds.
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Uh, I... I want to know
if anyone here
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has any knowledge of an incident
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that apparently took place
during the witch hunts.
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It involves a bedwarmer.
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Well, we have to move on.
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The next order of business...
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Mother, please.
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Now what?
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Will you try?
You try.
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Send a message out to
the atmospheric continuum.
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Oh.
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Very well.
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Will those in front
move back a bit?
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There may be a little fallout.
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Sparks fly up And fire rise.
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While I the air Do mesmerize.
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Find the one Who cast the spell.
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And bring him To this ferny dell
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[APPLAUSE]
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Well, we should have
an answer within a few minutes.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, that'll give me time
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to pop down to jail
and see Darrin.
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Uh, he's going to be tickled
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when he finds out
how cooperative you've been.
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Tsk. I may be ill.
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[KISSES]
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[SIGHS]
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[MAN SNORING, GROANING]
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I'll go quietly, officer.
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Oh. Oh.
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Can't you stop snoring?
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Only if I stop sleeping.
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Forget it.
Go back to sleep.
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Can't. Once I'm up, I'm up
for the rest of the...
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[SNORING]
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Sam, what are you doing here?
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Suppose somebody sees you?
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I just dropped in for a minute
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to tell you the good news.
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[MAN GROANS]
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Mother just sent out a call
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to find the person
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who put the spell
on that bedwarmer.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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They're back.
The witches are back.
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You'd better cut out
of here quick.
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Okay. Bye-bye,
sweetheart.
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See you in court.
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All right now.
What's all the fuss?
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Wouldn't believe me when
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I told you there was
witches, huh?
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Explain to me
how she got in here.
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Who?
Her.
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What...? W-what
happened to her?
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Mr. Potter...
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go back to sleep.
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And have another nightmare?
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Not me.
[DOOR CLOSES]
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I'm gonna stay awake all night.
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Good. That's
the first break
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I've had all day.
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[
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[SNORING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Oh, Samantha. We've
been waiting for you.
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Has anything happened?
Uh, yes.
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Uh, the witch who cast
that spell just arrived.
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Uh, she's over there
with your mother.
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHUCKLES] Serena.
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Might have known.
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Oh!
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Oh, there you are, darling.
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Look what the atmospheric
continuum blew in.
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Hi, Serena.
Hi, Sammy.
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Figures.
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Okay. Uh, just
give me the spell
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you used to change him.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding.
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That was 300 years ago.
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I can't remember that far back.
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She has a hard enough
time remembering
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what happened yesterday.
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Ha-ha-ha! Thanks,
Auntie Endora.
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Well, I have to get back
to the palace
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before the maharajah's wives
return from the seashore.
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Uh-uh.
No, no.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Not until
we straighten this out.
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Mother?
Now what?
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What you are going to do is
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send her back to old Salem
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so she can re-create
the incident
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and sharpen her memory.
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Okay. Let's get
this show on the road.
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ENDORA: Winds blow And
stars turn round.
268
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:16,138
Into the pastWith the speed of sound.
269
00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:20,185
Take this witchTo the time and place.
270
00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:24,352
Back to the sceneOf Salem's disgrace
271
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,211
[WIND HOWLING]
272
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,498
[
]
273
00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:56,545
Uh, uh...
Uh, Serena.
274
00:12:56,453 --> 00:12:59,521
Widow Patterson.
What has happened to thee?
275
00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:01,566
I am accused of being a witch.
276
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,246
[
]
277
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:07,986
Oh.
278
00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,693
[LAUGHING]
279
00:13:12,621 --> 00:13:15,590
Oh, Serena. Thou art
too much.
280
00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:16,471
[KISSES]
281
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:18,832
Oh. Thy lovely wench.
282
00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,737
[
]
283
00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,885
Mm. Mm-hm-hm.
284
00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:31,466
[LAUGHS]
285
00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,424
Ooh.
286
00:13:33,369 --> 00:13:35,103
MAN: Serena. Ah!
287
00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:39,294
Serena. Well, what
art thou doing?
288
00:13:39,164 --> 00:13:41,266
Well, I'm not picking cotton.
289
00:13:41,182 --> 00:13:43,149
What can I do for you, chum?
290
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:44,605
What are those...
291
00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:45,544
lips?
292
00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,105
Groovy, huh?
293
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,411
Why is thy speech suddenly
so strange to mine ears?
294
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:53,877
Don't ask me.
I'm not an ear doctor.
295
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,068
Have you ever heard of knocking
296
00:13:55,975 --> 00:13:58,076
before you enter a lady's house?
297
00:13:57,992 --> 00:14:01,095
Well, we have no secrets from
each other, have we, sweetest?
298
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,369
[CHUCKLES]
299
00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:04,683
Hast thou thought about
my proposal?
300
00:14:04,588 --> 00:14:06,822
What proposal?
Oh.
301
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:09,902
Oh. Y-you mean about
getting married.
302
00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:12,209
Oh, get up, Newton.
303
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,914
We had a lovely weekend.
Why spoil it?
304
00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:18,070
Spoil it? I just wanna
make it last forever and a day.
305
00:14:19,028 --> 00:14:21,396
I might consider a day...
306
00:14:21,301 --> 00:14:23,035
but you can forget about
forever.
307
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:25,534
Oh, Serena. I shall
never leave thy side.
308
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,689
That could make things
a bit awkward.
309
00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:33,712
Art thou expecting somebody?
310
00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,229
No. But you never know
311
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,233
when the witch hunters
might barge in.
312
00:14:37,151 --> 00:14:39,185
Not that we couldn't barge out,
313
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,305
but... oh, it's just
such a nuisance.
314
00:14:41,217 --> 00:14:45,453
Aye. And my witchcraft
isn't all it should be.
315
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:46,918
That's not the only thing.
316
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,019
Hm?
317
00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:49,907
Oh, that reminds me.
318
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:53,900
Uh, Captain Nichols stopped me
on the street the other day
319
00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:57,072
and asked me a lot of
questions about you.
320
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,006
No.
Yes.
321
00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:00,890
Y-you mean, they suspect me?
322
00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:04,689
Uh, w-what did you tell him?
323
00:15:04,622 --> 00:15:06,356
Well, I just said...
324
00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:07,721
[KNOCKING]
325
00:15:07,664 --> 00:15:09,498
[SWEETLY] Who is it?
326
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:10,959
Captain Nichols.
327
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:13,633
It is he. He knows
I am here.
328
00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:14,623
He's coming after me.
329
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,649
C-c-come. W-we had
best vanish.
330
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:21,596
I'm not going to vanish
till I finish my hair.
331
00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:24,334
But perhaps you had best.
332
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,652
Yes. Yes, it...
It might be wise.
333
00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:27,555
[SNAPS]
334
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,364
See? When I'm nervous,
my powers keep failing me.
335
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,856
So I've noticed.
336
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,024
[KNOCKING]
337
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,343
What am I to do?
338
00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,623
I know. I know.
339
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,732
I'll change you into
something inanimate.
340
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:41,877
What would you like to be?
341
00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:44,163
I-it makes little
difference. Just do it.
342
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,536
[TITTERS]
343
00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:49,763
Rumble-ty tumble-tySnickety snack.
344
00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:52,574
This spell will give youJust what you lack.
345
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,461
Courage and calmParticularly the former.
346
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,902
Zippity-zappityYou're now a bedwarmer.
347
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:00,832
Oh, no. Not...
348
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,186
[LAUGHS]
Oh. Cute.
349
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:06,564
[
]
350
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:11,722
[GIGGLES]
351
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,537
No, you don't.
352
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:17,336
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
353
00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:19,319
Coming.
354
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:27,668
What took thee
so long to answer?
355
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:30,952
Wouldst have me come to
the door half-dressed?
356
00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:33,174
Why not?
357
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,619
[GASPS]
358
00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:38,967
Oh!
359
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,484
She'll be back in a moment.
360
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,601
This is getting to be
a drag, Auntie Endora.
361
00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:47,390
One more unwelcome interruption,
362
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,475
and I am going to freak out.
363
00:16:50,347 --> 00:16:51,715
Never mind that.
364
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,194
Court's about to go
into session.
365
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,401
Did you remember the spell?
366
00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,517
Yes.
367
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:58,266
But I've been thinking.
368
00:16:58,193 --> 00:16:59,793
If you change Newton back,
369
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:02,164
he's gonna start
bugging me again.
370
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,168
W-well, I'm sorry
about that, Serena,
371
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,485
but it's the only way
I can clear Darrin.
372
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,591
It is, huh?
373
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:09,936
You sure?
374
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,380
Positive.
375
00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:14,294
Sammy...
376
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,568
would it really be so terrible
377
00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:18,275
if Ding-dong
378
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,739
spent one or two years in jail?
379
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:25,124
What?! You give me
that spell!
380
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:29,518
Gee. It was
just a suggestion.
381
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:30,812
[LAUGHING]
382
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,188
[
]
383
00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:39,996
Hi there.
384
00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:41,445
Well...
385
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:42,385
you're early.
386
00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:43,813
Courtroom's right down the hall.
387
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:46,556
Won't be in session
for another half hour.
388
00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:50,481
I know. Um, I-I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
389
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,599
What's that?
390
00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:55,363
[YAWNS]
391
00:17:55,313 --> 00:17:57,615
[
]
392
00:17:57,523 --> 00:17:58,923
Sleep tight.
393
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,337
[SNAPS, UNLOCKS]
394
00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:13,485
Will you behave yourself?
395
00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:20,375
Rumble-ty tumble-tySnicker-y snack.
396
00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:22,555
This is the spellThat will change you back.
397
00:18:22,465 --> 00:18:24,433
First a warlock Then a bedwarmer.
398
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,323
Zippity-zappityNow you're the former.
399
00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:29,805
Oh, Serena, my dearest.
Ow. Uh...
400
00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,036
You look lovely as a blond.
401
00:18:30,983 --> 00:18:33,684
Newton, I am not S-Serena.
What?
402
00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:35,978
No, I-I-I'm
her cousin, Samantha.
403
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,382
Oh, she must have
told you about me.
404
00:18:37,322 --> 00:18:38,756
Oh, yes. How do
you do, Samantha?
405
00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:39,766
How do you do?
406
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:42,025
Now, where is my darling Serena?
407
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,134
That was a rotten trick
she pulled on me,
408
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:45,747
but I still dig that chick.
409
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:49,439
"Dig?" "Chick?"
410
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:52,331
How did a 300-year-old
bedwarmer get so hip?
411
00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:55,279
By keeping my ears open
and my lid shut.
412
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:59,035
Now, take me to Serena.
413
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,970
Well, I-I think there's
something you should know.
414
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:03,148
Yes?
415
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:05,131
In exchange for giving me
the spell,
416
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,852
your darling Serena
made me promise
417
00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:10,808
that you would never
bother her again. Ever.
418
00:19:10,685 --> 00:19:12,585
Under any circumstances.
419
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:13,910
She said that?
420
00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,189
Yes.
421
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:17,971
You know, maybe I ought to
forget about her.
422
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,324
Good idea.
423
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:20,967
And start thinking about you.
424
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:21,898
No, forget it, Newton.
425
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:23,594
I've been out of
circulation so long.
426
00:19:23,525 --> 00:19:25,126
Well, a little bit
longer can't hurt.
427
00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:26,495
Let's bring you
up-to-date.
428
00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:27,771
[SNAPS]
429
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,886
Oh, lovely.
Mm-hm.
430
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,302
Where are we going?
To court.
431
00:19:32,201 --> 00:19:35,003
Terrific. Whom am I
going to be courting?
432
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:39,110
Brother. Do you have
a one-track mind.
433
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:39,957
True, true.
434
00:19:39,918 --> 00:19:42,419
[
]
435
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,686
Robbed?
436
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,245
Told you I had a plan.
437
00:19:50,164 --> 00:19:52,566
Some plan, stealing
the evidence.
438
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,770
Some gratitude.
439
00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:54,718
How can you say that to
440
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,314
this lovely lady
who liberated me?
441
00:19:57,209 --> 00:20:00,578
I can say it because
this lovely lady is my wife.
442
00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:01,442
Oh?
443
00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:03,597
Oh.
444
00:20:06,398 --> 00:20:07,865
Oh.
445
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,541
Miss... Miss Ferndale, hello...
Sit down, Newton.
446
00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:14,223
She only knows you
as a bedwarmer.
447
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,015
True. I've been
hanging there
448
00:20:15,939 --> 00:20:18,241
for years admiring her.
449
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:20,283
[
]
450
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,997
Will the defendant
451
00:20:28,939 --> 00:20:31,419
please approach the bench?
452
00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:37,731
Now, the evidence
seems to be missing.
453
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:38,916
You wouldn't happen to know
454
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,199
anything about that, would you?
455
00:20:40,146 --> 00:20:43,415
Me? Your Honor,
I was locked up all night.
456
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,284
Uh, e-excuse me,
Your... Your Honor.
457
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,072
Uh, perhaps I can explain.
458
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,966
She's the defendant's
wife, Your Honor.
459
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:51,047
Yes?
460
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,201
Well, I-I don't know
whether the officers
461
00:20:53,113 --> 00:20:55,481
mentioned this
in their report or not,
462
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:59,322
but, uh, that was
a very unusual bedwarmer.
463
00:21:01,854 --> 00:21:03,588
What is she talking about?
464
00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:05,354
I haven't the slightest
idea, Your Honor.
465
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,446
Me either. Heh.
466
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,137
Although come to think of it,
467
00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:12,575
a lot of things
that bedwarmer did
468
00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:13,796
were pretty quirky.
469
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,616
Quirky?
470
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,985
Yeah. Weird.
471
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,356
It wouldn't let us lift it.
472
00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:21,596
Yeah, only her.
473
00:21:21,545 --> 00:21:25,782
Then she told it to do
what she said, and it did.
474
00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:27,078
It did, huh?
475
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,422
Yes. Hopped
right over to us.
476
00:21:30,383 --> 00:21:31,516
Hopped?
477
00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:33,872
Practically did a little jig.
478
00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:37,012
Then when the sergeant
had me put it in the closet...
479
00:21:36,882 --> 00:21:38,482
it tried to bite me.
480
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,418
Oh.
481
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,525
How long has it been since
these men have had a vacation?
482
00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:44,881
Too long.
483
00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:48,113
My apologies to you.
484
00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:50,126
Case is dismissed.
485
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,609
Uh, w-wait.
486
00:21:51,547 --> 00:21:53,582
Uh, Judge Ferguson,
487
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,634
what about my bedwarmer?
488
00:21:55,549 --> 00:21:57,549
Well, I don't know,
Miss Ferndale,
489
00:21:57,469 --> 00:22:00,505
but we certainly have
no case against this man.
490
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:02,184
Do... D-do you mean
to say that
491
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,947
I'm not going to get it back?
492
00:22:03,874 --> 00:22:05,776
That's just terrible.
493
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,066
I demand an investigation.
494
00:22:07,011 --> 00:22:08,578
After all, I'm
missing a bedwarmer.
495
00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:10,017
Now, I want it back.
I understand.
496
00:22:09,957 --> 00:22:11,858
FERNDALE: What are you
going to do about it?
497
00:22:11,783 --> 00:22:14,284
JUDGE: Well, you see, the...
The evidence went missing...
498
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:16,703
[FERNDALE SPEAKS
INDISTINCTLY]
499
00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:20,648
I'm sorry, Miss Ferndale,
500
00:22:20,587 --> 00:22:21,854
but we have no evidence.
501
00:22:21,804 --> 00:22:24,806
And without evidence,
we cannot prosecute.
502
00:22:24,685 --> 00:22:26,186
And as for the bedwarmer,
503
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,162
I cannot return that which
504
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,413
seemingly never existed.
505
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,594
Now, I don't know what
you mean by "no evidence."
506
00:22:31,505 --> 00:22:33,674
The evidence is
the bedwarmer is missing.
507
00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:34,888
Uh, forgive me.
What? Yes?
508
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:36,036
Forgive me for intruding.
509
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,224
But perhaps the bedwarmer
can be replaced.
510
00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:40,695
Uh...
511
00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:41,898
Who are you?
512
00:22:41,848 --> 00:22:43,516
Uh, this is Newton.
513
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,983
He's sort of an expert
on bedwarmers.
514
00:22:47,131 --> 00:22:49,599
Oh. Well...
515
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:52,603
the one we had was very unique.
516
00:22:52,478 --> 00:22:53,678
Oh, thank you.
517
00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:55,598
I mean, uh, is that true?
518
00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:57,454
Well, just keep
your fingers crossed.
519
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,978
It may show up yet.
520
00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:00,114
And if it doesn't,
521
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:02,535
I personally guarantee
I will duplicate it.
522
00:23:02,436 --> 00:23:04,970
Duplicate it? How?
523
00:23:04,868 --> 00:23:06,369
By witchcraft, of course.
524
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:07,377
What?
525
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:08,575
Uh, Newton.
526
00:23:09,352 --> 00:23:11,386
I don't think it's very nice
527
00:23:11,305 --> 00:23:13,206
to tease someone
who lives in Salem
528
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,598
just because they once
believed in witches.
529
00:23:16,555 --> 00:23:17,722
I'm sorry.
530
00:23:17,676 --> 00:23:19,177
[LAUGHS LIGHTLY]
531
00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:20,952
Dear lady...
532
00:23:20,878 --> 00:23:21,978
why don't we have lunch
533
00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:23,168
and discuss the whole matter?
534
00:23:24,144 --> 00:23:26,078
Well, I'd love to.
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Sure has a way with
the ladies, doesn't he?
537
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That's for sure.
538
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Anyway... it looks
as if Miss Ferndale
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has got herself
another bedwarmer.
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