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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:14,146 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 2 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,656 [CLACKETY-CLACK] 3 00:00:57,391 --> 00:01:01,025 ♪ THOSE PRETTY PICTURES ♪ 4 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,794 ♪ OF A FUTURE ♪ 5 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:06,698 ♪ WE WOULD SHARE ♪ 6 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,440 ♪ SEEMED TO VANISH ♪ 7 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:19,077 ♪ JUST LIKE SMOKE RINGS ♪ 8 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,312 ♪ IN THE AIR ♪ 9 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:31,489 ♪ AND THE WORLD KEEPS RIGHT ON TURNING ♪ 10 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,396 ♪ TURNING ENDLESSLY ♪ 11 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,834 ♪ I'VE GOT YOUR PROMISE ♪ 12 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:49,173 ♪ AND YOU'VE GOT ME ♪ 13 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:58,316 ♪ YOU KEEP ME HANGIN' ♪ 14 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,684 ♪ LIKE A MIRROR ♪ 15 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,121 ♪ ON THE WALL ♪ 16 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:11,329 ♪ YOU ALWAYS ASK ME ♪ 17 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,965 ♪ WHO'S THE FAIREST ♪ 18 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,136 ♪ OF THEM ALL ♪ 19 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:28,146 ♪ AND THEN YOU WAIT THERE FOR MY ANSWER ♪ 20 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:34,653 ♪ THEN YOU SMILE SO GRACIOUSLY ♪ 21 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,658 ♪ I'VE GOT YOUR THANK YOU ♪ 22 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:46,164 ♪ AND YOU'VE GOT ME ♪♪ 23 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,142 IT'S 8:19 A.M. IN FORT WORTH, 24 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,111 AND I'M OL' JEEMY WILLIAMS 25 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,146 COMIN' AT YA FROM KOXX, 26 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:06,083 817 IN YOUR AREA CODE, NUMBER 1 IN YOUR HEART. 27 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:09,053 AND THAT WAS FORT WORTH'S OWN LONNY SLOCUM 28 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,122 AND DOGTRACK GRAVY-- 29 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,125 OOH... 30 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,136 MMM... 31 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,143 CHUCK? 32 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,150 CHUCK? 33 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:55,633 WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE CHUCK WAS DIFFERENT. 34 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:58,603 WELL, YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT PICKIN' MEN. 35 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,638 OH. LOOK WHO'S TALKIN'. 36 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:04,075 WELL, AT LEAST DOVE WANTS TO MARRY ME. 37 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,110 YOUR DADDY MARRIED ME. 38 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,048 YOU HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT MY DADDY 39 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,084 IN 10 YEARS. 40 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:16,254 MARRIAGE HAD A PECULIAR EFFECT ON WELDON BAYLOR. 41 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,289 HE SUFFERED MEMORY LAPSES-- 42 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,693 COULDN'T REMEMBER WHERE HE LIVED, WHAT TIME IT WAS, 43 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,095 OR THAT HE WAS EVEN MARRIED. 44 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:28,099 ONE NIGHT WHEN I WAS CARRYIN' YOU, HE DIDN'T COME HOME. 45 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,602 I WENT TO THE COWTOWN DRIVE-IN 46 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,604 WITH OUR NEIGHBOR PATSY WAGE. 47 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,106 THEY WERE RUNNIN' ALL ABOUT EVE. 48 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,876 I'D SEEN IT ABOUT FIVE TIMES. 49 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,845 I WAS COMIN' BACK FROM THE CONCESSION STAND 50 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:45,116 WITH A BOX OF POPCORN, MILK DUDS, AND A COKE, 51 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:48,119 WHEN I SAW YOUR DADDY'S TRUCK. 52 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,621 LOOKED EMPTY... 53 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,756 OH, BABY! 54 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,758 BUT AS I GOT CLOSER, 55 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,295 I HEARD THE UNMISTAKABLE GASPS OF TWO PEOPLE DYIN', 56 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:00,331 WHICH IS WHY I YANKED THE DOOR OPEN. 57 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,105 WELL, JUANITA... 58 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,578 YOU GONNA BELIEVE ME OR YOUR OWN EYES? 59 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,080 THREE HOURS LATER, HE CAME HOME, 60 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,083 STUFFED SOME THINGS INTO A DUFFEL BAG, 61 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,587 GRABBED A SIX-PACK OF PEARL FROM THE REFRIGERATOR, 62 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,156 AND LEFT WITHOUT A WORD. 63 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,191 YOU TELLIN' ME SOMETHIN'? 64 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,626 NO. NOT REALLY. 65 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,328 IT'S ABOUT DOVE. 66 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,597 CANDY, I LIKE DOVE CHRISTIAN, 67 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,067 BUT I FANTASIZE ABOUT YOU FALLIN' IN LOVE 68 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,369 WITH A COMPUTER ANALYST, 69 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,237 GETTIN' MARRIED, HAVIN' BABIES, 70 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,239 INVITIN' ME OVER ON SUNDAYS 71 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:45,510 TO WATCH EVERYBODY PLAY WITH A LABRADOR RETRIEVER. 72 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,745 MAMA, DOVE IS AN ENTREPRENEUR. 73 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,781 DOVE IS A DRUG DEALER. 74 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,248 MAMA. 75 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,652 CANDY. I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, BABY. 76 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,521 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN HAPPY, MAMA? 77 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,056 YOU'VE MADE ME HAPPY. 78 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,361 PROMISE YOU'LL GET A GOOD IUD. 79 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,597 OK. 80 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:09,868 I WANT IT TO TRIP THE SECURITY BUZZER AT THE AIRPORT. 81 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,606 I WANT IT TO PICK UP THE COWBOY GAME FROM GREEN BAY. 82 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:29,554 YOU WORKIN' ON A NEW SONG? 83 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,589 THE TITLE. 84 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:34,726 WELL, LET'S HEAR IT. 85 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:38,262 GOD DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RED LIGHTS IN LIFE. 86 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,731 HA HA HA HA-- 87 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,232 [COUGHS] 88 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,441 HI, DOVE. 89 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:51,576 HEY, JUANITA! 90 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,612 GREAT NEWS. TELL CANDY I GOT THE HOUSE. 91 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:57,081 HE GOT THE HOUSE. WHAT HOUSE? 92 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,883 HAH! ALL RIGHT! 93 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,384 WHAT HOUSE? 94 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,787 IN ASPEN. I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. 95 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,023 I'LL BE GOOD TO HER. 96 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,490 ASPEN? 97 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,062 303 IN YOUR AREA CODE, BUT NUMBER 1 IN YOUR HEART. 98 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,764 CIAO! 99 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:17,068 IS HE TALKIN' ABOUT ASPEN, COLORADO? 100 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,037 THAT'S WHERE THE HOUSE IS. 101 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,072 BUT THAT'S COLORADO. 102 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,074 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COLORADO 103 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,109 WITH DOVE, CANDY. 104 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,584 MAMA. 105 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,053 REMEMBER, YOU HAD A NEW BABY 106 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,121 WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE. 107 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,626 THANKS, DARLIN'. 108 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,863 COMIN' TO CY'S FUNERAL TOMORROW, TOMMY EARL? 109 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,866 NO, I'M NOT. CAN'T TAKE NO FUNERAL HOME. 110 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,368 DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE? 111 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,905 I DID IN MY OWN WAY. 112 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,840 I BET A&M THIS WEEKEND. 113 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,842 CY ALWAYS LOVED THAT TEAM. 114 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,376 THAT'S VERY MOVIN'. 115 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,079 HERE'S TO CY. 116 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,547 OH, BEAT ME, FUCK ME, 117 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,549 MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS. 118 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:09,020 ISN'T LONNY SUPPOSED TO WORK AT EL COYOTE TONIGHT? 119 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,056 TOMORROW. BAND'S PICKIN' HIM UP ANY DAY NOW. 120 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:16,560 LET'S HAVE A REAL GRAND OLE OPRY WELCOME FOR LONNY SLOCUM 121 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,529 AND DOGTRACK GRAVY! 122 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,297 LIMO HERE? 123 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:21,499 NOT YET. 124 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,435 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE RHYTHM PLAYER 125 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,838 RUNS OFF WITH YOUR LIMOUSINE. 126 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,675 DON'T YOU WORRY. THEY'LL BE HERE. YOU'RE THEIR LEADER. 127 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,014 WHO OWNS A '49 CHERRY MERC'? 128 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,350 WELL, I'LL BE GOD DAMNED. 129 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:42,086 IT'S SOMEONE WHO USED TO BE 130 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,056 MORE THAN A CASUAL INTEREST TO JUANITA. 131 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,557 WHO? 132 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,662 COULD BE THE MOST PROSPEROUS MAN 133 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,563 EVER TO LEAVE FORT WORTH-- 134 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,098 SLICK HENDERSON, 135 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,434 FORMER STAR PASCAL HIGH HALFBACK. 136 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,103 OIL ENTREPRENEUR. 137 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,739 COME BACK TO BURY HIS DADDY. 138 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,676 YOU TWO NEARLY GOT MARRIED, DIDN'T YOU? 139 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:10,548 MY GOD, DORIS, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 140 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,517 YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING SO PRETTY? 141 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:17,555 DID LEE MAKE A HUGE CARPET SALE IN SAUDI ARABIA? 142 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:20,058 LEE WOULDN'T BUY ME A MINK 143 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,560 IF I WORE A GARTER BELT 144 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,562 AND A SAILOR HAT. 145 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,064 ROY HERE... 146 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,065 HOWDY, Y'ALL. 147 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,533 ROY MADE THIS HAUL TO HOUSTON. 148 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,070 THEY UNLOADED EVERYTHING BUT THIS COAT. 149 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,038 IT WAS UNDER SOMETHIN'. 150 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,573 A PACKIN' QUILT. 151 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:38,076 THEY SIGNED THE INVOICE AND EVERYTHING. 152 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,078 THEY'RE OUT ONE MINK COAT. 153 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,580 IT'S RIGHT HERE ON MY BACK. 154 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,582 WHERE WILL YOU WEAR IT? 155 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,551 CERTAIN SOCIAL OCCASIONS DO ARISE. 156 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:51,589 WHAT WOULD MRS. NEIMAN AND MR. MARCUS CARE TO DRINK? 157 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:55,093 ROY, LADY IN A COAT LIKE THAT SHOULD HAVE 158 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,095 A LONG-NECK DOM PERIGNON. 159 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,097 RUSTY NAIL. 160 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,166 WHATEVER YOU GOT ON TAP. 161 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,168 HEY, YOU, RIGHT HERE. 162 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,205 HEY. IS THAT YOUR BIG TRUCK OUTSIDE? 163 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,108 BACK OFF IF YOU VALUE THOSE LITTLE TITS. 164 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:14,612 COME HERE, HONEY, AND LET ME BUY YOU A SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 165 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,114 AHEM... 166 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,616 YOU HEAR WHAT THAT TRAMP SAID? 167 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,118 [SIGHS] 168 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,585 WHAT'S WRONG? 169 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,889 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 170 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,725 YOU ALWAYS SLICE LIMES WHEN SOMETHIN'S WRONG. 171 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,560 CHUCK LEFT. 172 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,396 WELL, YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. 173 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,633 NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER. 174 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,368 I'M THROUGH WITH 'EM. 175 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:38,602 WHO? 176 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,138 MEN. 177 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,808 ALL THEY LEAVE YOU ARE FINGERPRINTS AND A BABY. 178 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,645 THAT'S THE KIND OF SONGS YOU NEED TO WRITE-- 179 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,613 THINGS ABOUT HURT AND PAIN. 180 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,650 I'LL KNOCK OFF A QUICK BALLAD ABOUT HEPATITIS. 181 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:56,154 MAYBE YOU AND ME OUGHT TO GET MARRIED. 182 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,156 THANK YOU, LONNY, 183 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,458 BUT I'VE BEEN ENTERTAINED ENOUGH BY MARRIAGE. 184 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,095 [SNICKERING] 185 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,164 OH, MY GOD. DORIS. 186 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,399 HONEY. 187 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,433 UH-OH. 188 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,367 WHAT? 189 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,003 WHO'S THAT? 190 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,071 ONLY LEE, MY HUSBAND. 191 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,639 HOLY SHIT! 192 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:21,112 I GOT $20 SAYS LEE CATCHES HIS ASS! 193 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,114 I'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT. 194 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,515 YOU ON. 195 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,086 GO GET 'IM, LEE! 196 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,122 THIS IS YOURS, JUANITA. 197 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,624 WHAT WILL I DO WITH THIS? 198 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,627 YOUR AUNT IN BROWNSVILLE WILLED IT TO YOU. 199 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,996 I WAS TRYIN' IT ON. 200 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,166 [HONKS HORN] 201 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,671 IT GETS HOT IN BROWNSVILLE. 202 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,641 RICH WOMEN IN BROWNSVILLE NEED MINK COATS 203 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,609 'CAUSE OF THE AIR CONDITIONIN'. 204 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,246 YOU BETTER BACK ME UP, JUANITA. 205 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,215 FORGET IT, LEE! FORGET IT! 206 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,150 HE'S GONNA TEACH HIM. 207 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,019 HA HA! AIN'T GOT NO KEY. 208 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,188 WHAT'LL I DO WITH THIS? 209 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,224 HANG IT IN YOUR CLOSET. 210 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,462 GET MOVIN', LEE! 211 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,236 SON OF A BITCH. 212 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,640 LOOKS LIKE YOU OWE ME, TOMMY EARL. 213 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:29,313 I'M ON MY WAY HOME TO FIX DINNER FOR MY HUSBAND. 214 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,315 SKIPPY REGULAR OR CRUNCHY? 215 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,251 HA HA HA! 216 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,087 DON'T WORRY, HON'. 217 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:39,123 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF CLEARIN' UP 218 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,125 SOME OF LEE'S WRONG IMPRESSIONS. 219 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,160 LOOK AFTER MY COAT. 220 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,124 DID YOU EVER HEAR OF OIL, JUANITA? 221 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:18,930 HI. 222 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,631 HI. 223 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,540 I THOUGHT CY MIGHT HAVE FINISHED-- 224 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:34,611 NO. THIS IS THE BABY HE WAS WORKIN' ON WHEN HE WENT. 225 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,248 I CAN HAVE IT FOR YOU 226 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,516 IN A COUPLE DAYS. 227 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,621 I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT YOUR DADDY. 228 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,791 I KNOW YOU AND HE WERE...CLOSE. 229 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,094 WELL, NOT REALLY. 230 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,629 BUT... 231 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,099 HE WAS MY FATHER, AND... 232 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,034 I LOVED HIM. 233 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,372 WELL, 234 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,774 JUST CALL ME WHEN IT'S FINISHED. 235 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,809 YOU'LL FIND ME AT HERB'S. 236 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,446 I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME. 237 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,547 OH, NO, THAT'S OK. 238 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,616 JUANITA, IT'S GETTIN' DARK. 239 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:39,143 I CAN MANAGE. THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 240 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,620 TONIGHT? 241 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,490 PLEASE DON'T BE MAD, MAMA. 242 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,627 I SEE YOU IN 15 YEARS TENDIN' BAR AT HERB'S. 243 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,130 THAT'S YOU. THAT'S NOT ME. 244 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,033 NOT EVERY MAN IS LIKE MY DADDY. 245 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:05,036 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEN? 246 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,570 DOVE LOVES ME, 247 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,539 AND I LOVE HIM. 248 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,074 AND THAT'S ENOUGH? 249 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,443 I LOVE HER, JUANITA. 250 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,578 SHE'LL CALL ALL THE TIME 251 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,314 SO YOU KNOW SHE'S OK. 252 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,120 YOU BE CAREFUL. 253 00:15:56,189 --> 00:16:00,124 AND YOU CALL ME THE MINUTE YOU GET TO ASPEN 254 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:04,595 SO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WIND UP IN A DITCH, OK? 255 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,586 JUST GO. 256 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,621 OK? 257 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,134 HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'? 258 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,972 THAT IDIOT LOCKED ME OUT. 259 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,109 I NEVER CARRY KEYS, AND HE KNOWS IT. 260 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,612 I LOOKED AT SHIRLEY'S TOPLESS STAMPEDE. 261 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,581 I SEEN EVERY HUSBAND I KNOW BUT LEE. 262 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,617 WANT TO STAY OVER? 263 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,619 HATE SPENDIN' ALL DAMN NIGHT 264 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,687 AT THE DOUGHNUT SHOP. 265 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,022 WHERE'S CANDY? 266 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,891 SHE WENT TO COLORADO WITH DOVE. 267 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,393 GOOD! 268 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,396 LET HIM SUPPORT HER FOR A CHANGE. 269 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,898 SHE'LL COME CRAWLIN' BACK TO MAMA. 270 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,403 IF IT WAS ME, I'D HAVE PUT HER IN A CONVENT 271 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,905 FIRST TIME I SAW PUBIC HAIR. 272 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,974 WHO ATE THE DRUMSTICK? CHUCK? 273 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,113 HE WAS NO GOOD. 274 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,517 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 275 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,587 NO? 276 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,988 NO. 277 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,058 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 278 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,626 NIGHT. 279 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,563 TELL LEE I'M TOO UPSET 280 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,065 TO TALK IF HE CALLS. 281 00:17:54,507 --> 00:18:00,344 ♪ AS I LOOK AT THE LETTERS ♪ 282 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,645 ♪ THAT YOU... ♪ 283 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:05,015 I THOUGHT YOU'D AT LEAST TRY TO KISS ME. 284 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,017 DO YOU WANT ME TO? 285 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,519 ♪ IT'S YOU ♪ 286 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:15,025 ♪ THAT I AM THINKING OF ♪ 287 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:20,030 ♪ AS I READ THE LINES... ♪ 288 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,066 WELL, AREN'T YOU THE GENTLEMAN? 289 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,103 WHEN I CARE ABOUT SOMEONE. 290 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,042 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE WITH YOU. 291 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,111 WHY? 292 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:41,051 EVERYBODY SAYS THAT YOU AND JANET JONES ARE... 293 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,053 OH! I'M SO DUMB. 294 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,055 I'M SORRY. 295 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,090 HEY. 296 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:57,401 ♪ AS HEAVEN WOULD MISS THE STARS ABOVE ♪ 297 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:02,539 ♪ WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT ♪ 298 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:07,511 ♪ I STILL THINK OF YOU... ♪ 299 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,045 YOU'RE SURE? 300 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:16,019 ♪ AND REMEMBER OUR FADED LOVE ♪♪ 301 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,521 [DOORBELL RINGS] 302 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,022 HELLO? 303 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,591 OH, GOD. 304 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,027 [ROOSTER CROWS] 305 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,062 [DOORBELL RINGS] 306 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,598 I'M COMIN'! 307 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,401 [RINGS DOORBELL] 308 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,102 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 309 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,071 YES, IT IS. 310 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,607 I'M COMIN'. 311 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,578 OH. 312 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,079 HI. 313 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,581 HI. 314 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,550 NOBODY SMILES THIS EARLY. 315 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,619 COME ON IN, LEE. 316 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,625 GUESS I WAS A LITTLE ANGRY LAST NIGHT. 317 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,598 WANT SOME COFFEE? 318 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,467 UH, NO, THANKS. 319 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,470 I ATE FOUR BONUS JACKS BEFORE I REALIZED 320 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,641 DORIS MUST HAVE BEEN DEPICTIN' A SCENE FROM A MOVIE. 321 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:16,079 WHY ELSE WOULD SHE HUG A STRANGER IN A FUR COAT? 322 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,114 THAT WAS MY COUSIN ROY. 323 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:21,117 HE WAS BRINGIN' A COAT LEFT TO ME 324 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:24,921 BY MY AUNT BERNICE IN BROWNSVILLE WHEN SHE DIED. 325 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:28,692 AND DORIS WAS TRYIN' ON THE COAT, NOT ROY, 326 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,594 AND THEY WEREN'T HUGGIN'. 327 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,731 DORIS DROPPED HER DUNHILL. SHE WAS SO UPSET 328 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,265 IT MIGHT GET BROKEN, 329 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,334 THEY WERE BOTH BENDIN' DOWN-- 330 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,337 WHAT WERE YOU DOIN' IN THERE, ANYWAY, LEE? 331 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,640 I WAS MEASURIN' TUCKERS FOR SOME GREEN SHAG. 332 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,743 IS DORIS MAD AT ME? 333 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:49,145 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR STUPID MIND? 334 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,882 I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 335 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,818 YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD BE. 336 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,855 I WAS JUST TELLIN' LEE HOW YOU, UM... 337 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,057 HAD DROPPED YOUR LIGHTER THE INSTANT HE LOOKED 338 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,093 IN THE CAFE. 339 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,095 I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY LIGHTER, 340 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:09,232 AND THANK GOD FOR SMALL FAVORS, IT DIDN'T BREAK. 341 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,602 OH, I BROUGHT YOUR CLOTHES. 342 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,637 WELL, YOU DID SOMETHIN' RIGHT. 343 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,476 I HAVEN'T BRUSHED MY TEETH. 344 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,678 I'M SORRY. 345 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:25,883 I'M GOIN' TO THE PARRISH CAFE. WANT TO HAVE LUNCH? 346 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,085 DON'T GO JUMPIN' THE GUN. 347 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,221 YOU PHONE FIRST. 348 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:35,526 WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES. 349 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,930 WELL, THEN, UH... BYE-BYE. 350 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:40,997 BYE. 351 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:49,640 YOU GOT MORE NERVE THAN DEL MONTE HAS PICKLES. 352 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,142 I DO MORE THAN LEE STEADMAN 353 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,144 TO HOLD THIS MARRIAGE TOGETHER. 354 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:55,646 OH, WHAT? 355 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,649 HOW GOOD A WIFE WOULD I BE 356 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:01,819 IF I DIDN'T HAVE ADVENTURE IN MY LIFE? 357 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,755 I'D BE DULL. I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY ZEST. 358 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,590 THINK ABOUT IT. 359 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:12,496 HOW DO YOU FIGURE ALL THOSE GUYS YOU GET INVOLVED WITH? 360 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,066 I DON'T GET INVOLVED. I GET LAID. 361 00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:18,068 IT'S FUN, DAMN IT. 362 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,271 ANYBODY WHO SAYS IT'S NOT 363 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,240 IS EITHER A LIAR OR DOIN' IT WRONG. 364 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,244 DO YOU LOVE LEE ANYMORE? 365 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,714 OF COURSE I LOVE HIM. 366 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,982 YOU DO? 367 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,252 LEE STEADMAN IS A GOOD PERSON. 368 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,789 HE'S SWEET AND GENTLE AND THOUGHTFUL. 369 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,092 I COULDN'T ASK ANY MORE IN THE WAY 370 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,127 OF SECURITY AND COMFORT. 371 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,131 HE'S A FINE, HONEST, GENEROUS MAN. 372 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,167 BUT THAT DON'T MAKE HIM NO TIFFANY DIAMOND. 373 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,673 WHAT IF LEE WENT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 374 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,111 IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IT, JUANITA, 375 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,547 LEE STEADMAN HAS TOO MUCH CHARACTER 376 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,750 TO DO A SORDID THING LIKE THAT. 377 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,753 SO, AS A PARTING GESTURE TO CYRUS HENDERSON, 378 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,222 WHO DID SUCH A FINE JOB 379 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,224 OF KEEPING OUR AUTOMOBILES RUNNIN', 380 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,226 I'D LIKE TO RECITE 381 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:19,229 WHAT I BELIEVE WAS HIS FAVORITE PSALM-- 382 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,097 NUMBER 23. 383 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,567 "THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. 384 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,769 "I SHALL NOT WANT. 385 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,238 HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN..." 386 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:30,273 THAT SKIRT'S NOT APPROPRIATE, JUANITA. 387 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,609 CY HENDERSON LOVED THIS SKIRT. 388 00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:36,079 I'M WEARIN' IT IN HIS HONOR. 389 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,115 "HE LEADETH ME IN THE PATHS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS 390 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:40,717 FOR HIS NAME'S SAKE." 391 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,586 WHO'S THAT? 392 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,589 SLICK HENDERSON, SON OF THE DECEASED. 393 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,124 SO THAT'S SLICK. 394 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,694 WHOO! 395 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,095 HE'S GORGEOUS! 396 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,731 "MY CUP RUNNETH OVER..." 397 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,733 HE FANCIES YOU, JUANITA. 398 00:23:56,802 --> 00:24:00,336 AND EVERY OTHER SKIRT IN TEXAS. 399 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:05,275 "I SHALL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD FOREVER. 400 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:06,577 AMEN." 401 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,045 AMEN. AMEN. 402 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,180 COME ON, HON'. 403 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,584 DON'T YOU EVEN WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND? 404 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,553 BEEN ABOUT AS ENTERTAINED BY SLICK HENDERSON'S HANDS 405 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,589 AS I CARE TO BE. 406 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,591 THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 407 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:23,560 BET HE'S LEARNED A FEW THINGS SINCE THEN. 408 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,596 AND SO HAVE I. 409 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,564 WHOOEEE! JUANITA, SLICK. 410 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,132 DORIS, PLEASE. 411 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,604 DORIS STEADMAN. 412 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,607 I'M REAL SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DADDY. 413 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,076 THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU. 414 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,577 EXCUSE ME. 415 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,079 JUANITA? 416 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,580 YES? 417 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,616 COULD I TALK TO YOU? 418 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,618 I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR. 419 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,119 OK. 420 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,588 UH...WOULD YOU COME WITH ME? 421 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,923 WHERE? 422 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,926 TO THE HOUSE, TO PAY LAST RESPECTS. 423 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,995 I GOT A CAKE. 424 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,763 IS THERE A WAKE? 425 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,999 I'M LATE AS IT IS. 426 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:06,103 I KNOW CY WOULD WANT YOU TO BE THERE. 427 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,106 OK. 428 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,578 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HON'. 429 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,614 NICE TO MEET YOU. 430 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,897 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 431 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,733 WHO? 432 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:13,570 YOUR NEIGHBORS, CY'S DRINKIN' BUDDIES, 433 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,105 YOUR RELATIVES. 434 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,944 WHAT NEIGHBORS? 435 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:24,181 YOU SAID THERE WAS A WAKE. 436 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,216 I DID NOT. 437 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,218 YOU LED ME TO BELIEVE 438 00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,253 THERE'D BE OTHER PEOPLE HERE. 439 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,790 YOU SAID YOU WERE LATE AS IT WAS. 440 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,532 I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEBODY. 441 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:50,640 I THINK YOU BETTER DRIVE ME BACK TO HERB'S. 442 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,587 WHAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAME? 443 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:08,091 CANDY. 444 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,095 SHE'S THE IMAGE OF YOU. 445 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,568 HOW OLD IS SHE? 446 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,103 18. 447 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,608 SAME AS YOU WHEN WE MET. 448 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:30,113 SAME AS ME WHEN YOU LEFT. 449 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:36,552 THIS IS OL' JEEMY COMIN' AT YA, FRIENDS. 450 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:41,091 IF I SOUND DIFFERENT IT'S BECAUSE I GOT ME A COLD 451 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,094 THAT'D GIVE A HEADACHE TO A COMMUNIST TRACTOR. 452 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,630 HERE'S EMMYLOU HARRIS SINGIN' IN MY DREAMS. 453 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,602 YOU MIND IF I COME IN FOR A DRINK? 454 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,637 IT'S A FREE COUNTRY. 455 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,109 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 456 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,077 SLICK HENDERSON WITH JUANITA HUTCHINS. 457 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:04,047 I AIN'T SEEN YOU TWO TOGETHER IN YEARS. 458 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,016 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 459 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,285 GIVE ME A LONG-NECK, JUANITA. 460 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,253 PUT THAT ON MY TAB. 461 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,355 WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK? 462 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,826 WHEN I HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE? 463 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,261 NO DISRESPECT INTENDED, SLICK. 464 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,031 WE'RE GONNA MISS YOUR DADDY, SLICK. 465 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:22,565 THANK YOU. 466 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,100 THANK YOU. 467 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:32,843 HI, SLICK. 468 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,377 HELLO, MARTHA. 469 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,746 YOU GOT MY KEYS? 470 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:39,249 IT'S IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE. 471 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,585 THANKS. MIND IF I HAVE A BEER? 472 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,487 YOU SURE YOU'RE 21? 473 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,757 HA HA! UH-HUH. 474 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,560 I'LL HAVE ONE OF THESE LONG ONES. 475 00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:54,064 ♪ ...IN MY DREAMS AT NIGHT ♪ 476 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:59,002 ♪ WHOA-OH, EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT RIGHT ♪♪ 477 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,071 THAT'LL BE $1.00. 478 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,772 I'LL GET IT. 479 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,575 GREAT. 480 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:13,549 EVER FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE SOMEPLACE ELSE? 481 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,718 ALL THE TIME. 482 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:18,054 COVER FOR ME, ESTHER? 483 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,456 I GOT TO CHANGE MY LIFE. 484 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:28,398 ♪ I BEEN UP THE RIVER ♪ 485 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,833 ♪ BEEN UP AND DOWN YOUR STREET ♪ 486 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,104 ♪ I AIN'T FOUND NOBODY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN... ♪ 487 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,110 [WOLF WHISTLE] 488 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,114 THANK YOU. 489 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,952 ♪ TELL ME JUST ONE THING ♪ 490 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:52,222 ♪ WHY DO WOMEN PLAY THEM GAMES ♪ 491 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,724 ♪ OVER A THREE MINUTE THING? ♪ 492 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,428 ♪ TODAY I CAME HOME EARLY ♪ 493 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,096 ♪ THE FRONT DOOR WAS AJAR ♪ 494 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:02,232 ♪ OUTSIDE THERE WAS A CADILLAC ♪ 495 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,167 ♪ DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE CAR ♪ 496 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,469 ♪ TIPTOED 'CROSS THE LIVIN' ROOM ♪ 497 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,172 ♪ I TIPTOED DOWN THE HALL ♪ 498 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,606 ♪ STOPPED OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM ♪ 499 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,775 ♪ AND I SCREAMED IT THROUGH THE WALL ♪ 500 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,079 ♪ "HONEY, I STILL LOVE YOU" ♪ 501 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,081 ♪ "BUT I KNOW JUST ONE THING" ♪ 502 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,087 ♪ "IT WAS YOU WHO MADE ME PLAY THEM GAMES" ♪ 503 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,356 ♪ "YOU JUST A THREE MINUTE THING" ♪ 504 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:32,495 ♪ "IT WAS YOU WHO MADE ME PLAY THEM GAMES" ♪ 505 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:36,366 ♪ "YOU JUST A THREE MINUTE THING" ♪♪ 506 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:46,776 [SMASH] 507 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:51,448 I THINK WE OUGHTA TAKE A BREAK NOW. 508 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,483 SEE YA IN A WHILE. 509 00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:56,853 IT'S A SONG. I WANT YOU TO READ IT. 510 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:04,995 "GOD DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RED LIGHTS IN LIFE"? 511 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:09,466 YOU SAID I WAS A GOOD SONGWRITER. 512 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,601 WERE YOU LYIN'? 513 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:15,105 THE SONGS ARE GOOD, BUT THEY'RE IMITATIONS. 514 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,740 THEY'RE SONGS ABOUT SONGS. 515 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:21,611 TO GET A SONG ON SOMEBODY'S ALBUM, BE ORIGINAL. 516 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,714 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN VOICE. 517 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,620 I'M SORRY, JUANITA. 518 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,922 YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE TRUTH. 519 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:38,661 THANKS. 520 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,167 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO AWAY MAD? 521 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,804 IF I WRITE A SONG WITH MY VOICE, 522 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:51,908 WILL YOU PUT IT ON YOUR ALBUM? 523 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,879 WILL YOU? 524 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,183 OK. 525 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,454 THANKS. 526 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,890 ♪ ONE THING YOU LEARN RIGHT FROM THE START ♪ 527 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:11,928 ♪ THIS AIN'T NO PLACE TO HAVE A HEART ♪♪ 528 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,150 [DOORBELL RINGS] 529 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:38,154 SAVED. 530 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,633 YES? 531 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,668 I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YA. 532 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,173 WHAT IS IT? 533 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,676 IT BELONGED TO CY. 534 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:05,115 HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT. 535 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,853 CY'S BUDDHA. 536 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,959 HE REALLY LOVED THIS. 537 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,567 THANK YOU FOR BRINGIN' IT TO ME. 538 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,569 I'M GOIN' NEXT WEEK. 539 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,571 BACK TO TULSA? 540 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,373 UH-HUH. 541 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:36,513 WOULD YOU HAVE DINNER WITH ME BEFORE I WENT? 542 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,217 NO. 543 00:33:41,286 --> 00:33:43,886 NOT A DATE, JUANITA. I PROMISE. 544 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:47,890 I WON'T OPEN YOUR DOOR, LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTES, NOTHIN'-- 545 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,226 LIKE FRIENDS. 546 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,103 DINNER. 547 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,673 WEDNESDAY. 548 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:09,612 8:00. 549 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,125 SO, WHERE'S THIS RESTAURANT? 550 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,262 DALLAS. 551 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,340 HOW 'BOUT YOUR WIVES? 552 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,077 MY FIRST ONE WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART. 553 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:43,646 JANET JONES. 554 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,618 I THINK SHE WAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE 555 00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,054 FOR POPULARIZING FAT ARMS AND SCREAMING OVER THE TABLE. 556 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,390 HOW DID IT END? 557 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,626 I LEFT--SAID TO HER, 558 00:34:56,695 --> 00:35:00,597 "DAMN IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME INTERESTED IN LOUD VOICES. 559 00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,398 I'M GOIN' TO THE OPERA." 560 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,899 THEN CAME BONNIE. 561 00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:06,168 IN 12 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 562 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:09,239 SHE TRANSFORMED HERSELF FROM RITA HAYWORTH INTO STALIN. 563 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,742 OF COURSE, I WAS BAD. I STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT 564 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,910 WITH SOME PERSUASIVE HOME-WRECKER, 565 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:17,980 SAID I WOULDN'T HAVE TO REMOVE MY SOCKS. 566 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:21,784 I CAME CRAWLIN' HOME ABOUT 7:00 IN THE MORNING. 567 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,927 WHERE IN THE HELL YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT? 568 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:36,098 I WORKED LATE ON THE TRANSMISSION IN MILLER'S CHEVY. 569 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,100 I DIDN'T WANNA WAKE YA'LL, 570 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,536 SO I STAYED IN THE HAMMOCK. 571 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:42,672 LYIN' BASTARD. 572 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:46,242 I TOOK THAT HAMMOCK DOWN THREE WEEKS AGO. 573 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,912 WELL, 574 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:53,516 THAT'S MY STORY, AND I'M STICKIN' TO IT. 575 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,555 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SECOND HUSBAND? 576 00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:01,624 VERN SANDIFER SOLD MUD. 577 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,159 MUD? 578 00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:06,462 YOU CAN'T DRILL AN OIL WELL WITHOUT IT. 579 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:11,534 I MOVED TO AWAY, TEXAS, AS MRS. VERN SANDIFER. 580 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:15,705 VERN LEFT OUT THE BIT ABOUT THE TRAILER. 581 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:19,008 IN THE SECOND YEAR OF OUR MARRIAGE, 582 00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:21,076 WE GOT A BIG BREAK. 583 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,045 VERN GOT TRANSFERRED SOMEWHERE 584 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:27,049 BETWEEN THE GULF COAST AND BIG THICKET. 585 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:30,553 IT WAS THE HUMIDITY CORE OF THE UNIVERSE. 586 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,155 VERN STARTED DRINKIN' IN THE SWAMP. 587 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:36,225 THAT LED HIM INTO ESCAPADES WITH OTHER WOMEN. 588 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,596 I FORGAVE HIM THE PHONE CALL 589 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,599 FROM THE GIRL WHO WANTED TO MEET HIM 590 00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:47,002 AT THE SAME MOTEL AFTER SHE GOT OFF WORK. 591 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:49,939 I DID NOT FORGIVE HIM THE POETRY. 592 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:53,409 I RECOGNIZED HIS HANDWRITIN'. 593 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:58,013 "HOW DO I LOVE THEE, DONNA JEAN? 594 00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:01,116 LET ME COUNT THE WAYS, YOU LITTLE SPORT-FUCKER." 595 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:02,985 THAT'S ALL I READ-- 596 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,888 GRABBED CANDY AND I COUNTED FREEWAY RAMPS 597 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,923 ALL THE WAY TO HERB'S. 598 00:37:11,128 --> 00:37:13,529 I LOVE TEXAS, GOD DAMN IT! 599 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:15,531 ALL OF TEXAS? 600 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,233 ALL OF IT. 601 00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:20,069 TEXAS IS GOD'S OWN GEOGRAPHY EXPERIMENT. 602 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:23,038 RIGHT HERE'S WHERE THE SKY STARTS TOUCHIN' 603 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:24,674 EVERY PIECE OF GROUND. 604 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:28,544 DOESN'T DO THAT IN OTHER PARTS OF THE STATE. 605 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:30,580 THEY CALL IT WEST TEXAS-- 606 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,549 STARTS IN FORT WORTH. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 607 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:37,520 I'VE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME, BUT I KNEW THAT. 608 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,089 WELL, NOT EVERYBODY DOES, YOU KNOW. 609 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:43,058 DON'T EVER TELL ANYBODY FROM THE PANHANDLE 610 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:45,895 THEY COME FROM SOUTH PLAINS OR WEST TEXAS. 611 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:48,598 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY REGIONS 612 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,566 THERE REALLY ARE IN TEXAS? 613 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,769 THERE'S THE GULF COAST, 614 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:55,438 HOUSTON, WHICH IS ITS OWN PLACE... 615 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:58,708 UH...THE KING RANCH, THE BORDER... 616 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,043 AUSTIN, HILL COUNTRY... 617 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,113 EAST TEXAS, PINEY WOODS OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED. 618 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,215 BIG THICKET. 619 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,183 OH! HA HA HA! 620 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,219 IT'S AMAZING-- 621 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,489 YOU CAN GO FROM A DESERT TO A MOUNTAIN, 622 00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,558 ROLLIN' HILLS, 623 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,093 THE OCEAN, AND NEVER LEAVE TEXAS. 624 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,162 NOW, IF YOU START OUT 625 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,132 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RED RIVER, 626 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,935 YOU AIN'T GOIN' NO PLACE BUT TO BAJA, OKLAHOMA. 627 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:28,938 BAJA, OKLAHOMA, HUH? 628 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,440 MM-HMM. 629 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:33,576 I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE IN TEXAS. 630 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,579 IF YOU DRIVE NORTH FROM THE RED RIVER, 631 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,949 YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE BUT TO YANKEE HELL. 632 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,256 YOU KNOW, JUANITA, 633 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,592 SEVERAL PEOPLE IN OKLAHOMA 634 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,061 ACTUALLY HAVE AIR CONDITIONERS NOW. 635 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:54,630 BAJA, OKLAHOMA, HAH! 636 00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:02,037 WELL... 637 00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:04,073 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 638 00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:08,744 WAIT. 639 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,085 [RING] 640 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,691 [RING] 641 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:22,725 HELLO. 642 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:23,793 MAMA? 643 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,194 CANDY, HI! HOW ARE YOU? 644 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:26,929 FINE. 645 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,410 I THINK I'M GONNA WRITE A SONG 646 00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,379 ON LONNY SLOCUM'S NEW ALBUM. 647 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,915 HE'S USING ONE OF YOUR SONGS? 648 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,083 WELL, HE HASN'T EXACTLY SAID YES YET. 649 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,887 SO WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENIN' THERE? 650 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:54,590 DOVE SAID THEY SPOTTED A NARC IN VAIL. 651 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:57,173 CANDY, PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME. 652 00:39:57,223 --> 00:39:59,595 I DO NOT LIKE YOU BEIN' THERE, REALLY. 653 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,330 WE'LL BE CAREFUL. 654 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,065 I LOVE YOU. 655 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:06,068 I LOVE YOU, TOO. JUST DON'T GET BUSTED! 656 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,870 DOVE SENDS HIS LOVE. I GOTTA GO. BYE. 657 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,439 CANDY? 658 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:11,941 [DIAL TONE] 659 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,010 BYE. 660 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,479 SHIT. 661 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,150 AHEM. 662 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,823 [STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS ON TELEVISION] 663 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,933 [SNORING] 664 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:55,851 [DOOR SLAMS] 665 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:15,137 BAJA, OKLAHOMA. 666 00:42:02,486 --> 00:42:06,689 ♪ IT'S A SKY THAT'S ALL AROUND YOU ♪ 667 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:11,060 ♪ TOUCHIN' EVERY PATCH OF GROUND ♪ 668 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:15,430 ♪ IT'S THE MOON ABOVE THE PRAIRIE ♪ 669 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:21,737 ♪ IN A TINY BORDER TOWN ♪ 670 00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:25,841 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER YOU CAN CARRY ♪ 671 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:30,612 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 672 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:34,449 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 673 00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:40,856 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 674 00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:44,894 ♪ IT'S A DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER ♪ 675 00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:48,197 ♪ TO THE MUSIC AND THE SIN ♪ 676 00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:53,402 ♪ IT'S THE BLUE THAT'S IN A NORTHER ♪ 677 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:56,706 ♪ IT'S THE FOOTBALL GAMES TO WIN ♪ 678 00:42:56,774 --> 00:43:00,642 ♪ IT'S A ROUNDUP STIRRING MEMORIES ♪ 679 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:04,413 ♪ OF THE ROUGH-AND-TUMBLE DAYS ♪ 680 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:08,450 ♪ IT'S A DETOUR OFF THE FREEWAY ♪ 681 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:13,555 ♪ TO SEE WHERE YOU WERE RAISED ♪ 682 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:17,727 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER YOU CAN CARRY ♪ 683 00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:21,964 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 684 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:25,601 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 685 00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:31,941 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 686 00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:36,445 ♪ BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 687 00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:48,323 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪♪ 688 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,629 HMM. 689 00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,098 IT ALMOST MAKES ME LIKE TEXAS. 690 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,201 I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. 691 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:02,238 I DIDN'T SAY I LIKED IT. 692 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,507 OH, YES, YOU DID. 693 00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:08,410 YOU JUST DIDN'T SAY IT OUT LOUD. 694 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,846 I NEED A CUP OF INSTANT. 695 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,115 OK. 696 00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,557 THIS IS THE SONG FOR LONNY'S NEW ALBUM. 697 00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:24,593 I CAN FEEL IT. 698 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,095 LONNY SLOCUM? 699 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,629 THAT'S RIGHT. 700 00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,633 LONNY SLOCUM. 701 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,072 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 702 00:44:37,141 --> 00:44:40,109 I WOULDN'T COUNT ON LONNY TOO MUCH. 703 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,577 MOST OF THE TIME HIS BRAIN'S 704 00:44:42,646 --> 00:44:45,580 DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF A WOLF'S MOUTH. 705 00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,582 YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE-- 706 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:50,619 BREEZIN' INTO TOWN AFTER 20 YEARS 707 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,654 AND JUDGIN' LONNY SLOCUM. 708 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:58,493 CHUCK? 709 00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:02,865 CHUCK. 710 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:18,647 THANK YOU. 711 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:25,487 IT'S A FINE SONG, JUANITA. 712 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,331 THANK YOU. 713 00:45:43,707 --> 00:45:46,976 ♪ IT'S A HIGHWAY GOIN' NOWHERE ♪ 714 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:51,146 ♪ AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE ♪ 715 00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:55,017 ♪ IT'S A COWBOY SINGIN' LOVE SONGS ♪ 716 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:58,888 ♪ 'BOUT HIS CRAVIN' TO BE FREE ♪♪ 717 00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:27,482 I'M CREATIN' AN AURA AROUND MYSELF. 718 00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:30,119 PINK GIVES ME PLEASURE. 719 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:32,288 PLEASURE ATTRACTS PLEASURE. 720 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:34,756 MY COLOR WILL ATTRACT GOOD THINGS. 721 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:36,691 IF YOU ELIMINATE THE COLORS 722 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,295 YOU DON'T LIKE FROM YOUR LIFE, 723 00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:40,695 YOU ELIMINATE AGGRESSION. 724 00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:43,132 MY SPIRIT WILL BE UNLEASHED. 725 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,201 I'LL BECOME WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE. 726 00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:49,939 SO YOU MEAN YOU'VE GONE TOTALLY PINK? 727 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:53,108 IT'S TOO LATE TO PAINT THE EXTERIOR, 728 00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:56,678 BUT LEE'S HAVING THE GRANADA PAINTED NOW. 729 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:59,248 WILL IT IMPROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LEE? 730 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,482 LEE? 731 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:04,553 WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO IT FOR LEE? 732 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:07,122 I EVEN DID MY HAIR. 733 00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:09,925 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOUR HAIR'S THE SAME. 734 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,462 I MEAN...THE OTHER. 735 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,066 WHAT OTHER? 736 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,469 OH! 737 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,771 YOU DID YOUR DEAL? 738 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,606 IT'S PINK. 739 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,076 OH! OH! 740 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,444 HOW? 741 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:29,744 COMMON SENSE. 742 00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:32,047 FIRST, I BLEACHED IT WITH PEROXIDE. 743 00:47:32,116 --> 00:47:34,049 THEN I DYED IT. 744 00:47:34,118 --> 00:47:35,317 WITH WHAT? 745 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:37,619 LEE'S TOOTHBRUSH. 746 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,788 OH, MY GOD! 747 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:43,459 DID YOU EXPECT ME TO USE MY OWN? 748 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,827 FLORABELLE PAYNE MAKES A POINT 749 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:51,600 OUT OF CREATING HAPPY SURPRISES FOR YOUR LOVERS. 750 00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:00,809 QUICK KICK, BILL. 751 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,244 OH, NO! 752 00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:05,580 HE'S RUNNING OUT OF THE END ZONE. 753 00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:07,049 JIM. 754 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,117 DORIS. 755 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:13,088 I LIKE THAT SHIRT. 756 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,791 THANK YOU. 757 00:48:18,462 --> 00:48:20,095 OFFSIDES, TEXAS A&M. 758 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:21,230 WOOH! 759 00:48:21,298 --> 00:48:24,066 YOU EVER HEARD OF THE MURDERERS? 760 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,434 WHO? 761 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,036 THE MURDERERS-- 762 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:30,939 FOUR BRAIN-DEAD MEN FROM BLACKPOOL, ENGLAND-- 763 00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:34,443 CLAIM THEY MURDERED THEIR MOTHERS AND GOT AWAY WITH IT-- 764 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:37,446 LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DEAD ABOUT TWO YEARS. 765 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:40,049 THEY CAN'T SING. THEY CAN'T PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS. 766 00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,618 THEIR LAST ALBUM SOLD 18 MILLION COPIES. 767 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:46,788 WHEN DID YOU BECOME INTERESTED IN RECORD SALES? 768 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,524 RECENTLY. 769 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,493 LOOKS DOWNFIELD. NOW HE DUMPS THE BALL OFF... 770 00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,728 HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE HANDS. 771 00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:55,897 YEAH, I BET THE FROGS. 772 00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:58,567 THE MOTHER FUCKER'S GONNA CROAK AGAIN. 773 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:02,404 THE OZARK GAME! THAT IT, BOYS? 774 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:06,175 WE LAY IT ALL IN THEM NUMBERED SWISS ACCOUNTS. 775 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,809 THE OZARK FLIGHT! 776 00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:11,580 BRING ALONG THE WIVES, YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! 777 00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:13,582 THAT'S RIGHT! 778 00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:16,585 INCOMPLETE, MOONEY, YOU COCK-SUCKER! 779 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:19,588 TOMMY EARL, YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING, 780 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:22,991 THE MOST DESPICABLE, THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, 781 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,094 OBSCENE, SELFISH-- 782 00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:26,261 FLAG? 783 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,663 YOU'RE JUST A DISGRACEFUL IDIOT! 784 00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:32,000 YOU'RE IRREDEEMABLE, A HUMAN WASTE! 785 00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:34,570 YOU HUMILIATE ME AND THE CHILDREN! 786 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,105 NO FLAG? 787 00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:39,108 I AM LEAVIN' YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS. 788 00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:42,578 WE WON'T BE HOME WHEN YOU GET THERE. 789 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,247 I AM SICK. I'M ILL 790 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,416 FROM LIVING WITH A DEGENERATE! 791 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:50,452 YOU KNOW WHY THAT'S A GREAT CALL? 792 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:52,187 ONLY SECOND DOWN. 793 00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:54,456 IF THE LINEBACKER MISSED THE INTERCEPTION, 794 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,626 HE COULD JUST THROW AGAIN IN THE THIRD. 795 00:49:57,694 --> 00:49:59,294 GREAT CALL, BABY! 796 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:02,431 SET ME UP, JUANITA. MAKE IT A TRIPLE. 797 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,433 BETTIN'S A MENTAL EXERCISE. 798 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,169 IT'S YOUR MIND AGAINST THE BOOKMAKER'S. 799 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,571 TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT TO SHEILA. 800 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,640 SHE SAYS IT'S A SICKNESS. 801 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:13,742 YOU SHOULD CALL A DOCTOR. 802 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,344 HA HA... 803 00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:18,813 TOMMY, IS THERE ANY SPORT YOU DON'T BET ON? 804 00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:20,182 SOCCER. 805 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:23,385 YOU CAN'T BET WHEN NOBODY FALLS ON LOOSE BALLS. 806 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,825 JUANITA, WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY NIGHT? 807 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,630 WHAT'S SATURDAY NIGHT? 808 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,831 YOU AND ME. 809 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:40,402 WE HAD US A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T WE? 810 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:43,472 IT WON'T WORK. 811 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,675 HE'S TUCKING THE BALL UNDER HIS ARM. 812 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:50,412 LOOK OUT! 30, 25, 20, 15... 813 00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:53,081 EMMYLOU HARRIS. 814 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:56,251 YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE FRIENDS. 815 00:51:00,957 --> 00:51:03,091 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 816 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,092 HELLO. 817 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,093 JUANITA? 818 00:51:05,162 --> 00:51:06,261 CANDY! 819 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:09,064 MAMA, DON'T GET UPSET. JUST LISTEN TO ME. 820 00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:10,799 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG? 821 00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:12,201 NOTHIN' YET, 822 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,936 BUT THE NARCS ARE IN ASPEN. 823 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:16,238 CANDY! 824 00:51:16,307 --> 00:51:18,807 I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! 825 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:21,776 YOU'LL BE GETTING A LOT OF MAIL-- 826 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:23,812 GET WELL CARDS AND STUFF. 827 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,714 JUST IGNORE THE RETURN ADDRESS, 828 00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:27,649 BUT DON'T THROW THEM AWAY. 829 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:30,586 CANDY, YOU ARE NOT MAILING ME ANY DOPE! 830 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,488 WE TALKED IT OVER. IT'S THE SAFEST THING. 831 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:36,725 NO! I WILL FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET! 832 00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:40,095 YOU WON'T FLUSH $200,000 DOWN THE TOILET. 833 00:51:40,163 --> 00:51:43,198 $200,000? 834 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,066 DOVE'S ALREADY MADE A DEAL. 835 00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:48,136 IF HE DOESN'T DELIVER, WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT. 836 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,905 I WANT YOU TO COME HOME THIS INSTANT! 837 00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:52,307 I CAN'T. 838 00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:54,943 YOU'RE STARIN' PRISON IN THE FACE! 839 00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:58,113 MAMA, I GOTTA RUN. I LOVE YOU. BYE. 840 00:51:58,181 --> 00:52:00,849 NO, CANDY, WAIT! 841 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,817 [DIAL TONE] 842 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:07,522 SHIT. 843 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:29,844 ♪ IF THEY'LL PLAY ANOTHER LOVE SONG ♪ 844 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:37,185 ♪ AND IF THAT MILLER LIFE SIGN STAYS DIM ♪ 845 00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:45,527 ♪ AND IF YOU'LL KEEP MY GLASS FULL OF WHISKEY ♪ 846 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:53,134 ♪ I'LL SPILL WORDS I WISH I'D SAID TO YOU ♪ 847 00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:55,837 THAT'S IT, AIN'T IT, JUANITA? 848 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,239 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT? 849 00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:01,810 ♪ ...ON A SLOW ONE ♪ 850 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:08,684 ♪ HOLD ME CLOSE AND TAKE ME ACROSS THE FLOOR ♪ 851 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,487 LET'S DANCE. 852 00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:17,926 ♪ I'LL GENTLY LAY MY HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER ♪ 853 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:26,000 ♪ AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE ♪ 854 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:34,676 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SAD STORY ♪ 855 00:53:37,113 --> 00:53:42,517 ♪ WE BOTH ALREADY KNOW HOW IT GOES ♪ 856 00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:51,860 ♪ IF TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE MY TALL, DARK STRANGER ♪ 857 00:53:53,296 --> 00:53:59,200 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR SAN ANTONE ROSE ♪♪ 858 00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:10,111 I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE HER SING ONE OF MY SONGS. 859 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,614 KEEP WRITIN' THEM LIKE BAJA, OKLAHOMA, 860 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,350 YOU WON'T HAVE LONG TO WAIT. 861 00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:19,454 [SIGH] 862 00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:22,457 I GUESS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT-- 863 00:54:22,526 --> 00:54:24,626 A BIG RANCH IN TULSA, 864 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:27,629 ALL THEM OIL WELLS. 865 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:30,465 THERE AIN'T NO RANCH. 866 00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:33,167 THERE AIN'T NO OIL WELLS. 867 00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:36,805 BUT CY SAID-- 868 00:54:36,874 --> 00:54:39,775 CY SAID A LOT OF THINGS. 869 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,810 WHY? 870 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,645 WELL... 871 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,148 I THINK HE COULD NEVER CUT HIS DREAMS DOWN 872 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:49,150 TO MY ACTUAL SIZE-- 873 00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,185 JUST LIKE MY WIVES. 874 00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,160 YOU'RE INTELLIGENT. 875 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:02,096 YOU DON'T SEEM TO MIND HARD WORK. 876 00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:05,133 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO AMOUNT TO? 877 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,606 THE TRUTH BE KNOWN-- 878 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:14,142 I LIKE FIXIN' CARS. 879 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:21,115 THERE'S NO SHAME IN BEING A MECHANIC. 880 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:35,664 WELL... 881 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,537 'NIGHT, JUANITA. 882 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,185 SLICK? 883 00:55:57,253 --> 00:55:58,687 JUANITA. 884 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:09,130 IT WAS GOOD. 885 00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:14,603 HA HA HA! 886 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,638 YOU'RE SURPRISED? 887 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:25,814 YEAH. 888 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,337 I BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT BAJA, OKLAHOMA. 889 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:53,307 IT WOULDN'T HURT TO TAKE IT TO JIMMY AT KOXX. 890 00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:56,912 I ALREADY SHOWED IT TO LONNY. 891 00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:00,114 YEAH, BUT JIMMY'S GOT INFLUENCE. 892 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:03,217 LONNY CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YESTERDAY'S LIKE. 893 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:10,224 I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS OF LONNY SLOCUM, AREN'T YOU? 894 00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,061 HA HA HA! HMM. 895 00:57:13,129 --> 00:57:15,730 YOU ARE. 896 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:18,533 I AM. 897 00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:23,572 WHAT WOULD I DO 898 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,608 IF I WENT TO SEE OLD JIMMY? 899 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:29,578 TWICE A DAY SOMEONE SAYS TO HIM, 900 00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:33,615 "HI. I'VE GOT A SONG ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S HEMORRHOID OPERATION 901 00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:35,617 "WHEN HE WAS IN PRISON, 902 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,552 "AND MY MAMA WAS DYIN'. 903 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,121 EVERYBODY SAYS IT'S REAL GOOD." 904 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,023 THEN THE IDIOT LEAVES, 905 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:44,826 AND JIMMY THROWS IT IN THE WASTEBASKET. 906 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,662 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU HAVEN'T TRIED. 907 00:57:47,731 --> 00:57:49,664 THAT MIGHT BE ONE REASON 908 00:57:49,733 --> 00:57:51,633 YOU'RE WORKIN' IN A BAR. 909 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,802 I'M WORKIN' IN A BAR 910 00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:56,270 BECAUSE PRINCE CHARLES BROKE THE ENGAGEMENT. 911 00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:57,505 HOLD ON. 912 00:57:57,574 --> 00:58:00,108 I'M TRYIN' TO BE HELPFUL. 913 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:03,377 GIVE YOURSELF MORE THAN ONE CHANCE. 914 00:58:03,446 --> 00:58:07,582 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON YOUR SIDE? 915 00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:08,750 OK. 916 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,952 COME HERE. 917 00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:23,632 I KNEW RIGHT AWAY. 918 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,168 WHAT? 919 00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:30,238 THAT I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. 920 00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:33,108 WHEN I SAW YOU AT CY'S GRAVE, 921 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,409 YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL. 922 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,612 DON'T SAY THAT. 923 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:41,182 I AIN'T LETTIN' YOU OFF THE HOOK, JUANITA. 924 00:58:43,486 --> 00:58:47,088 I'LL SEE YA LATER. 925 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:49,257 I HAD A NICE TIME. 926 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:52,260 ME, TOO. 927 01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:25,787 [SIGH] 928 01:00:39,569 --> 01:00:42,670 I CAT BELIEVE I WON'T SEE OLD PINK 929 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:45,673 UNLESS I USE UP ONE OF MY HARD-ONS. 930 01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:48,977 TOMMY EARL BELIEVES THE AVERAGE MAN GETS 931 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:52,680 ABOUT 14,965 HARD-ONS IN A LIFETIME, 932 01:00:52,749 --> 01:00:55,683 DEPENDIN' ON THE NUMBER OF TIMES HE'S MARRIED, 933 01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:58,386 ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION, RELIGIOUS UPBRINGIN', 934 01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,655 AND INTIMATE EXPOSURE TO TINA BUSHER. 935 01:01:00,723 --> 01:01:03,591 I ONLY GOT 5,453 LEFT. 936 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:07,628 THAT'S WAY BELOW WHERE I OUGHT TO BE. 937 01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:10,631 AND YOU WANT ME TO USE ONE UP 938 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,300 JUST TO SEE OLD PINK. 939 01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:13,802 THAT'S GREED, BABY. 940 01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:17,571 I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR CONDITION, TOMMY. 941 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,141 I WON'T DO NOTHIN', JUST LOOK. 942 01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,777 THAT'S REASON NOT TO SHOW YOU. 943 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,646 YOU'VE NEVER ACTED VERY INTERESTED BEFORE. 944 01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:28,649 THAT COULD GIVE A GIRL A COMPLEX. 945 01:01:28,718 --> 01:01:30,351 GIRL? 946 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:33,154 I'M A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS MAN, DORIS, 947 01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:35,156 TOTALLY DEDICATED TO MY FAMILY. 948 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,158 I DON'T FOOL AROUND NONE. 949 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:40,261 I'LL SQUAT ON THAT TILL IT GROWS FUNGUS. 950 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,231 TEMPERATURE'S RISIN' FASTER THAN 951 01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:45,666 A SHRINER'S DICK AT A STRIP SHOW. 952 01:01:45,735 --> 01:01:48,903 HOTTER OUTSIDE THAN BEN-GAY IN A JOCKSTRAP! 953 01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:51,572 WHERE'S MY BUDDY? 954 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,174 HMM? HMM? 955 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,509 LET ME TAKE OFF MY RINGS 956 01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:58,179 SO I CAN SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM. 957 01:01:58,248 --> 01:02:00,181 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKIN'? 958 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:05,220 I GUESS I COULD HOLD ME A LITTLE COGNAC IN ABEYANCE. 959 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:07,621 UH-OH. THERE SHE IS. 960 01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:11,259 MISS JUANITA HUTCHINS, HER OWN SELF. 961 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:16,130 I COULD'VE PICKED YOU OUT OF A BOX OF CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS. 962 01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,032 I'M OL' JEEMY WILLIAMS. 963 01:02:18,101 --> 01:02:19,234 FROM THE RADIO? 964 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:23,104 NUMBER 817 IN YOUR AREA CODE, 965 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,606 NUMBER ONE IN YOUR HEART. 966 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:28,642 YOU'RE A CORNY SHIT-ASS, YOU KNOW THAT? 967 01:02:28,711 --> 01:02:31,645 DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY WIFE, MISTER. 968 01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:34,615 SHE'S BEEN REAL UPSET SINCE MY PROSTRATE TROUBLES. 969 01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:36,684 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US. 970 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,452 COME ON, BABY. 971 01:02:41,224 --> 01:02:44,658 WHEN DID YOU TWO BECOME SUCH GREAT PALS? 972 01:02:44,727 --> 01:02:47,161 OH, A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 973 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:50,164 SLICK HANDED ME A COPY OF YOUR SONG, 974 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:52,133 SAID YOU WAS PRETTY ENOUGH 975 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:54,168 TO TIE UP TRAFFIC. 976 01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:56,170 HE'S SURE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 977 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:58,172 HERE'S TO BAJA, OKLAHOMA, 978 01:02:58,241 --> 01:03:01,675 AND ALL THE OTHER SONGS I HEAR YOU GOT. 979 01:03:01,744 --> 01:03:04,279 WHAT IF HE HADN'T LIKED IT? 980 01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:07,848 WOULD YOU HAVE MENTIONED IT...EVER? 981 01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:10,919 PROBABLY NOT. 982 01:03:10,987 --> 01:03:13,888 DARLIN', YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEART! 983 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:17,125 I AIN'T SAYIN' IT DON'T NEED SOME WORK. 984 01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:21,862 WE'LL STRAP SOME COSMETICS ON HERE AND THERE, NO PROBLEM. 985 01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:24,132 BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 986 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,136 BAJA, OKLAHOMA'S GONNA KNOCK SOME DICKS IN THE DIRT. 987 01:03:28,204 --> 01:03:32,106 I WANNA HEAR ALL THE REST OF YOUR MATERIAL, DARLIN'. 988 01:03:32,175 --> 01:03:35,776 I ASKED IF HE KNEW HOW TO PUBLISH SONGS. 989 01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,112 THE BIGGEST KICK I GET 990 01:03:38,181 --> 01:03:40,648 IS HELPIN' A NEW TALENT EMERGE. 991 01:03:40,716 --> 01:03:44,152 TO TRACK A STAR ACROSS THE SKY 992 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:48,423 AND KNOW THAT I WAS A LAUNCHIN' PAD. 993 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,524 IT ALL STARTS WITH A SONGWRITER. 994 01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:53,161 WHAT DO YOU WANT HER TO DO? 995 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:56,164 IF I WAS A FAST TALKER FROM NASHVILLE, 996 01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:59,968 I'D BUY YOUR SONG NOW FOR $500 997 01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:02,303 AND THAT WOULD BE THAT, 998 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,772 BUT I THINK BIGGER THAN THAT. 999 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:07,108 COME ON DOWN TO THE STUDIO. 1000 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:11,112 WE'LL GO IN A SOUNDPROOF ROOM AND YOU'LL PLAY. 1001 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:13,114 I GOT AN EAR. 1002 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,582 I GOT INTUITION. 1003 01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,617 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1004 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,686 IF I LIKE YOUR MATERIAL, 1005 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:22,590 I'D LIKE TO BE INVOLVED WITH THE MAKIN' OF A STAR. 1006 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,627 LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST-- 1007 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:29,097 DON'T WORRY NONE ABOUT YOUR VOICE. 1008 01:04:29,165 --> 01:04:31,132 THAT EQUIPMENT DOWN THERE 1009 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:34,102 WILL MAKE A FART SOUND LIKE A CHOIR. 1010 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:36,604 I NEVER SUNG FOR A STRANGER BEFORE. 1011 01:04:36,672 --> 01:04:39,273 DON'T THINK OF ME AS A STRANGER. 1012 01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:44,012 THINK OF ME... AS YOUR PARTNER. 1013 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,115 I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON SOMETHING NEW, 1014 01:04:47,183 --> 01:04:48,616 BUT, UH... 1015 01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:50,385 I'M NOT READY. 1016 01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:53,321 GOOD! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 1017 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,323 LAY IT ON US, JUANITA! 1018 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:07,635 [PLAYS PIANO] 1019 01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:15,543 ♪ SOME PEOPLE SPEND ♪ 1020 01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:20,614 ♪ THEIR WHOLE LIVES IN A DREAM ♪ 1021 01:05:20,683 --> 01:05:24,085 ♪ WAITIN' FOR SOMETHIN' ♪ 1022 01:05:24,154 --> 01:05:27,755 ♪ THEY MAY NEVER SEE ♪ 1023 01:05:27,823 --> 01:05:31,526 ♪ THEY MISS ALL THE SUNSETS ♪ 1024 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:35,463 ♪ AND THE MOON ON THE RISE ♪ 1025 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:37,298 ♪ BLINDED ♪ 1026 01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:41,702 ♪ BY ALL THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS ♪ 1027 01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:46,640 ♪ BUT HE KNOWS ♪ 1028 01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:50,311 ♪ WHAT HE KNOWS ♪ 1029 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:54,148 ♪ AND NEVER EXPECTIN' ♪ 1030 01:05:54,217 --> 01:05:56,184 ♪ NOTHIN' BIG ♪ 1031 01:05:57,887 --> 01:06:01,055 ♪ AND HE SEES ♪ 1032 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:05,059 ♪ WHAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ♪ 1033 01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,428 ♪ IT'S JUST LIVIN' ♪ 1034 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:11,299 ♪ THAT MAKES THIS LIFE GOOD ♪ 1035 01:06:13,269 --> 01:06:16,404 ♪ HE COMES AND HE GOES ♪ 1036 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:20,108 ♪ LIKE THE WIND AND THE RAIN ♪ 1037 01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:23,010 ♪ AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ♪ 1038 01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:27,615 ♪ WHEN YOU'LL SEE HIM AGAIN ♪ 1039 01:06:27,683 --> 01:06:30,784 ♪ SOMETIMES HE'S GENTLE ♪ 1040 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:34,622 ♪ AND SOMETIMES HE'S COLD ♪ 1041 01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:42,096 ♪ BUT HE'S GOT YOU DEEP IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1042 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:45,133 ♪ AND HE KNOWS ♪ 1043 01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:49,470 ♪ WHAT HE KNOWS ♪ 1044 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:52,640 ♪ HE NEVER EXPECTED ♪ 1045 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:56,544 ♪ NOTHIN' BIG ♪ 1046 01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:59,813 ♪ AND HE SEES ♪ 1047 01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:03,384 ♪ WHAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ♪ 1048 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:05,653 ♪ IT'S JUST LIVIN' ♪ 1049 01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:10,724 ♪ THAT MAKES THIS LIFE GOOD ♪ 1050 01:07:10,793 --> 01:07:13,761 ♪ IT'S JUST LIVIN' ♪ 1051 01:07:13,829 --> 01:07:18,166 ♪ THAT MAKES HIS LIFE ♪ 1052 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:23,804 ♪ GOOD ♪♪ 1053 01:07:29,145 --> 01:07:32,112 DARLIN', I DON'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU, 1054 01:07:32,182 --> 01:07:34,114 BUT YOU COULD ENTERTAIN 1055 01:07:34,184 --> 01:07:37,718 AND THERE WOULDN'T BE NO FLIES TO SWAT 1056 01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,119 ANYWHERE AROUND YOU. 1057 01:07:39,189 --> 01:07:43,123 I JUST WANT TO WRITE A GOOD SONG AND GET PAID. 1058 01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:47,127 DARLIN', THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 1059 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,597 I'LL GET A LETTER TYPED UP, 1060 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,599 STANDARD AGENT GOBBLEDYGOOK, 1061 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,134 THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER. 1062 01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:57,137 YOU CAN BRING OLD SLICK, IF YOU WANT. 1063 01:07:57,207 --> 01:07:59,139 NO, Y'ALL CAN GO. 1064 01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:01,108 WHEN WE HIT OUR HOME RUN, 1065 01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:04,078 YOU'LL BE SAILIN' GREENBACKS OUT THE WINDOW 1066 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:07,114 LIKE THEY WAS PAPER AIRPLANES. 1067 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:10,084 THANK YOU. 1068 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:12,119 I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 1069 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:39,647 WHY ARE YOU DOIN' ALL THIS? 1070 01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:44,385 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1071 01:08:48,691 --> 01:08:52,092 LOOK, I'VE BEEN ABOUT AS ENTERTAINED BY LOVE 1072 01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:54,262 AS I CARE TO BE. 1073 01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:58,165 WHAT IN HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, JUANITA? 1074 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:05,105 MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE THE OTHER NIGHT. 1075 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,283 YOU'RE MAKIN' A MISTAKE NOW. 1076 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,123 I GOTTA GO. 1077 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,631 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 1078 01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:35,603 LONNY! 1079 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,070 HI! 1080 01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:39,106 THIS IS JUANITA! 1081 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:43,143 I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO REACH YOU FOR WEEKS. 1082 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,114 WELL... 1083 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,116 WHAT ABOUT MY CASSETTE? 1084 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,085 I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT YET. 1085 01:09:52,154 --> 01:09:55,122 YOU'VE HAD THAT CASSETTE FOR THREE WEEKS. 1086 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,425 I'VE BEEN EXPECTIN' A CALL. 1087 01:09:57,493 --> 01:10:00,928 WE'RE COMIN' TO FORT WORTH TO OPEN FOR WILLIE. 1088 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,630 I HEARD. 1089 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,097 SO? 1090 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:06,634 THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SO BUSY. 1091 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,102 I'M TRYIN' TO FINISH THIS ALBUM 1092 01:10:09,171 --> 01:10:11,138 BEFORE WE COME DOWN THERE. 1093 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:13,641 I'M MEANT TO HAVE A SONG 1094 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,676 ON THAT GOD DAMN ALBUM. 1095 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,413 YOU KNOW WHAT, LONNY? 1096 01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:22,616 YOU GOT PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE. 1097 01:10:22,685 --> 01:10:25,619 I WILL NOT QUARREL WITH THAT DIAGNOSIS, 1098 01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:29,089 BUT I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR TAPE. 1099 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:32,125 BEFORE OR AFTER YOU FINISH THAT ALBUM? 1100 01:10:32,194 --> 01:10:33,694 PRETTY SOON. 1101 01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:38,165 DID YOU ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE A SONG, 1102 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:41,168 OR DID I JUST DREAM THAT UP? 1103 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:46,173 JUANITA, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT A MAN AND HIS ART. 1104 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,876 ONE MORE SLOT'S OPEN ON THE ALBUM. 1105 01:10:48,944 --> 01:10:51,679 DID YOU WRITE ME A GOOD SONG? 1106 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,714 GO FUCK YOURSELF! 1107 01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,220 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1108 01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,157 LIFE ITSELF. 1109 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,229 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1110 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:12,500 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO LAY OFF A LITTLE. 1111 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:13,634 HA! 1112 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:16,103 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK? 1113 01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:19,607 I DON'T NEED YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 1114 01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:23,110 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME. 1115 01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:24,244 WHY? 1116 01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:26,380 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT MY HUSBAND 1117 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:28,883 OR ANYBODY ELSE THAT'S GOT A RIGHT 1118 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,118 TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1119 01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:33,487 WHO THE HELL AM I, JUANITA? 1120 01:11:33,556 --> 01:11:37,190 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT FIXES MY GOD DAMN CAR. 1121 01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:42,162 AND YOU'RE SLOW AT THAT! 1122 01:11:42,231 --> 01:11:44,364 EVEN YOUR NAME! 1123 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:45,900 SLICK! 1124 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,200 HA! 1125 01:11:48,404 --> 01:11:50,771 I THINK YOU'RE DRUNK, JUANITA. 1126 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,673 MAYBE I AM, 1127 01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:54,809 BUT I'M NOT PINK. 1128 01:11:54,877 --> 01:11:56,176 HERE WE GO. 1129 01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,146 MMM...THESE LIGHTS... BRIGHT IN MY EYES. 1130 01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:00,681 ALL RIGHT. 1131 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,616 ALMOST THERE. 1132 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:04,117 OH! 1133 01:12:04,186 --> 01:12:05,619 OK. GOOD. 1134 01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:07,154 GOT IT. 1135 01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:12,793 THEY'RE LIKE SNAKES, DORIS. 1136 01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:16,497 THEY'RE ALL SWEET AND THEN... 1137 01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:18,632 HAAAHHH! 1138 01:12:18,701 --> 01:12:20,935 THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE MOST DANGEROUS-- 1139 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,970 WHEN THEY'RE BEIN' GOOD. 1140 01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:26,106 I DON'T THINK SNAKES ARE LIKE THAT. 1141 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:28,141 LET ME GET YOU UNLEASHED. 1142 01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:30,143 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO! 1143 01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:32,145 OK, CAN I HELP YOU? 1144 01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:33,614 HERE WE GO. 1145 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,616 OK, HERE IT COMES! 1146 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,117 REAL EASY. 1147 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:38,652 OK, IT'S COMIN'! 1148 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:40,788 WHOOP! ROLL OVER, HONEY. 1149 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:45,258 I'LL GO GET YOU A NICE CRANBERRY JUICE COCKTAIL. 1150 01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:47,795 MMM, OK. 1151 01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:52,533 OOO-EEE. 1152 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,181 JUANITA... 1153 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:11,151 I THINK YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE. 1154 01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:57,998 IS THERE SOMETHIN' I CAN DO FOR YOU? 1155 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:01,201 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SLICK IS? 1156 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:03,403 WELL, DARLIN', HE LEFT TOWN. 1157 01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:07,041 FIGURES. 1158 01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:15,115 ♪ IT'S AN EMBARRASSIN' SITUATION ♪ 1159 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:18,452 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1160 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,622 ♪ AN EMBARRASSIN' SITUATION ♪ 1161 01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:24,692 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1162 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,193 ♪ I CALLED YOUR FRIEND ♪ 1163 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,662 ♪ SHE SAID YOU WASN'T IN-- ♪♪ 1164 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:31,398 LONNY? 1165 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,900 YOU THE MEDIC? 1166 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,334 NO, I'M SLICK. 1167 01:14:34,403 --> 01:14:36,103 SLICK? 1168 01:14:36,171 --> 01:14:37,605 HENDERSON! 1169 01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:39,139 SLICK HENDERSON! 1170 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:42,275 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LISTEN TO IT. 1171 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:44,144 THAT'S JUANITA'S SONG. 1172 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:45,613 MM-HMM. 1173 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,148 I BEEN MEANIN' TO HEAR THIS. 1174 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:53,120 I THINK NOW'S A GOOD A TIME AS ANY, DON'T YOU? 1175 01:14:53,188 --> 01:14:54,855 WELL...OK. 1176 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:58,191 LOOK, I AIN'T PROMISIN' ANYTHING NOW. 1177 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:03,563 JUANITA! 1178 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:04,999 JUANITA! 1179 01:15:05,067 --> 01:15:07,001 LONG DISTANCE CALL! URGENT! 1180 01:15:07,069 --> 01:15:08,602 OH, MY GOD! 1181 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,104 IT'S CANDY. 1182 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,072 SHE'S ARRESTED. I KNOW IT. 1183 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:14,074 IS SHE IN NASHVILLE? 1184 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:15,643 HELLO? 1185 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,413 UH, YEAH, A TAPE? 1186 01:15:20,482 --> 01:15:23,150 I SENT YOU A TAPE, LONNY... 1187 01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:27,655 SOMEWHERE RIGHT AFTER THE BIRTH OF CHRIST, I THINK. 1188 01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:29,723 WHAT ABOUT IT? 1189 01:15:34,163 --> 01:15:36,664 DON'T FUCK WITH ME, LONNY. 1190 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,107 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 1191 01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:49,176 THIS IS GREAT! 1192 01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:56,183 NO, BUT I MIGHT GO DOWN ON YOU! 1193 01:15:57,586 --> 01:15:59,619 GREAT! THAT'S GREAT! 1194 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,188 BYE! 1195 01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:07,627 I'M A SONGWRITER. 1196 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,597 I'M A SONGWRITER! 1197 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,132 AAAH! 1198 01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:17,604 OH, MY GOD, I'M A SONGWRITER! 1199 01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:19,106 WHAT? 1200 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,607 TCU! TCU! TCU! TCU! 1201 01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,142 TCU! TCU! TCU! TCU! 1202 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:48,635 TCU! TCU! TCU! TCU! 1203 01:16:48,704 --> 01:16:50,403 TCU! TCU! TCU! TCU! 1204 01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,647 I THOUGHT YOU LEFT. 1205 01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:02,116 I'M BACK. 1206 01:17:03,652 --> 01:17:06,120 YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT LONNY SLOCUM. 1207 01:17:07,656 --> 01:17:10,690 HE'S PUTTIN' MY SONG ON HIS NEW ALBUM. 1208 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,060 HMM. IS THAT RIGHT? 1209 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,562 WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. 1210 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:22,502 YOU LEAVIN'? 1211 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,638 GETTIN' READY. 1212 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:29,243 WHERE YOU GOIN'? 1213 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,145 BACK TO TULSA. 1214 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:39,753 JUST LEAVIN', HUH? 1215 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,589 WEREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE? 1216 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,026 I DIDN'T THINK YOU MUCH CARED, JUANITA. 1217 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,663 I'M SORRY. 1218 01:17:56,438 --> 01:17:59,907 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME OFF THE HOOK, ARE YOU? 1219 01:18:01,777 --> 01:18:03,510 YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK. 1220 01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:05,979 YOU HURT ME! 1221 01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:08,415 WHAT DID I DO? 1222 01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:10,650 YOU BROKE MY HEART! 1223 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:12,152 I TRUSTED YOU! 1224 01:18:12,221 --> 01:18:14,154 YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME 1225 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:18,325 AND THEN YOU MARRIED JANET JONES! 1226 01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:21,028 THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO, JUANITA. 1227 01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,196 I KNOW! 1228 01:18:22,264 --> 01:18:23,697 JESUS CHRIST! 1229 01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:26,499 YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AND LEFT, 1230 01:18:26,568 --> 01:18:28,568 JUST LIKE YOU'RE LEAVIN' NOW! 1231 01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:29,736 JUANITA! 1232 01:18:29,805 --> 01:18:31,771 I AM NOT THAT GUY! 1233 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:34,607 I WAS, BUT I AM NOT NOW. 1234 01:18:34,676 --> 01:18:37,110 THIS TIME, YOU PUSHED ME AWAY. 1235 01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:39,612 IS THAT HOW YOU WANT IT? 1236 01:18:39,681 --> 01:18:43,116 RIGHT! I WANT A WHOLE PARADE OF COWBOYS LEAVIN'! 1237 01:18:43,185 --> 01:18:46,386 ALL YOUR FEARS ABOUT MEN YOU MAKE COME TRUE! 1238 01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:48,388 WHY DID YOU COME HERE? 1239 01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:51,658 JUST ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF MISTAKES! 1240 01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:08,575 HELLO? 1241 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:09,576 MAMA? 1242 01:19:09,644 --> 01:19:10,744 AAAH! 1243 01:19:10,812 --> 01:19:12,079 CANDY! 1244 01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,613 MAMA! 1245 01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:17,084 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 1246 01:19:17,152 --> 01:19:19,586 I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU! 1247 01:19:19,654 --> 01:19:22,555 ONE DAY I'M WORRIED ABOUT PLEA BARGAINING 1248 01:19:22,624 --> 01:19:24,824 AND THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE HERE. 1249 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:27,361 THERE WERE NO NARCS IN ASPEN. 1250 01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,363 THEY WERE ALL SHOE SALESMEN. 1251 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,563 WHAT? 1252 01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,099 WAIT A MINUTE. 1253 01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:36,103 WHAT ABOUT THE DEAL DOVE MADE FOR THE DOPE? 1254 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:39,072 THE ONE YOU'D GET IN DEEP SHIT FOR 1255 01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:41,008 IF I DIDN'T COOPERATE. 1256 01:19:42,677 --> 01:19:45,578 WELL, DOVE MADE THAT UP, MAMA. 1257 01:19:45,647 --> 01:19:47,614 HE DIDN'T WANT YOU 1258 01:19:47,682 --> 01:19:50,650 TO FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET. 1259 01:19:55,690 --> 01:19:58,625 AND YOU JUST LET ME SWEAT OVER IT? 1260 01:19:58,693 --> 01:20:00,027 NO. 1261 01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:03,163 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL TODAY. 1262 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:10,503 CANDY, DOVE IS PUTTIN' US IN REAL DANGER. 1263 01:20:10,572 --> 01:20:12,639 WELL, MOMMA, DOVE'S A VERY GENEROUS PERSON. 1264 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,108 IF HE THOUGHT ANYTHING WOULD HAPPEN, 1265 01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:17,610 HE NEVER WOULD HAVE SUGGESTED IT. 1266 01:20:17,679 --> 01:20:19,112 HE LOVES ME. 1267 01:20:19,181 --> 01:20:22,149 HE LOVES TOOTH POWDER MORE. 1268 01:20:22,217 --> 01:20:23,450 BULLSHIT! 1269 01:20:23,518 --> 01:20:25,685 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 1270 01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:33,327 I'M SORRY. 1271 01:20:35,230 --> 01:20:38,165 YOU UNLOADED DOW CHEMICAL IN MY MAILBOX 1272 01:20:38,233 --> 01:20:40,167 WITHOUT BATTIN' AN EYE? 1273 01:20:40,235 --> 01:20:42,669 WE WERE PROTECTIN' OUR INVESTMENT. 1274 01:20:42,737 --> 01:20:45,638 YOU GOT AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING! 1275 01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:48,141 WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, CANDY! 1276 01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:51,311 WHY DIDN'T HE SEND HIS SISTER THE DOPE? 1277 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:52,912 SHE'D KILL HIM! 1278 01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:55,215 BRAVO! A DECISIVE WOMAN! 1279 01:20:57,252 --> 01:20:59,719 HEY, MOM. HOW GOES IT? 1280 01:21:01,256 --> 01:21:03,623 TOLD YOU I'D BRING HER BACK. 1281 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:07,127 ARE BULLHORNS GONNA WARN ME THE PLACE IS SURROUNDED? 1282 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:10,130 I'M SORRY I DID IT THAT WAY. 1283 01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,632 SMART MONEY DON'T TRAVEL WITH IT. 1284 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:16,669 I FIGURED I'D LET THE POST OFFICE BE THE MULE. 1285 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,606 SO... 1286 01:21:19,674 --> 01:21:22,142 WHERE'S THE BLOW, JUANITA? 1287 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,978 I GOTTA DELIVER ON MY DEAL. 1288 01:21:26,515 --> 01:21:28,148 I TOLD HER. 1289 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:31,151 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU, JUANITA? 1290 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,619 MIND? HELL, NO. 1291 01:21:32,687 --> 01:21:36,156 I JUST GOT A QUADRUPLE BYPASS AND A HYSTERECTOMY 1292 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:38,825 WORRYIN' ABOUT THAT STUFF. 1293 01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:42,129 I TELL YOU WHAT. 1294 01:21:42,197 --> 01:21:45,165 THE BLOW IS IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE. 1295 01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:48,201 I HID IT. YOU FIND IT. 1296 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,210 MORNIN'. 1297 01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:21,834 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 1298 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:24,804 OH, YOU LOOK GREAT, MAMA! 1299 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:29,609 SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU WE'RE GETTIN' MARRIED 1300 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:32,645 AND THIS WAS MY LAST BIG SCORE. 1301 01:22:32,714 --> 01:22:35,282 I WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 1302 01:22:35,350 --> 01:22:38,151 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD. 1303 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:40,153 HI, KIDS. 1304 01:22:40,222 --> 01:22:41,154 HI. 1305 01:22:41,223 --> 01:22:42,689 WHEW! 1306 01:22:42,757 --> 01:22:45,192 DO YOU LOOK STUNNIN'! 1307 01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:49,129 I HATE TO SEE IT WASTED ON OL' JEEMY. 1308 01:22:49,198 --> 01:22:50,897 STRICTLY BUSINESS. 1309 01:22:53,569 --> 01:22:56,169 OH, DORIS, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! 1310 01:22:56,238 --> 01:22:59,239 I WAS PAINTIN'-- MY AUNT BERNICE-- 1311 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:02,041 IT'S A LONG STORY. 1312 01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:05,112 WHY DON'T YOU KIDS TAKE A BREAK? 1313 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:07,581 WE'LL BE BACK AFTER DINNER. 1314 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:08,648 BYE. 1315 01:23:25,601 --> 01:23:27,167 [FAKE THUNDER] 1316 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:52,659 I'M REAL HAPPY YOU COULD MAKE IT. 1317 01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:56,296 TRUTH IS, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN OUT MUCH. 1318 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:57,830 MY WIFE, KATHY... 1319 01:23:57,899 --> 01:24:00,133 SHE PASSED AWAY TWO YEARS AGO. 1320 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,635 GOD BLESS HER. 1321 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,303 I'M SORRY. 1322 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:04,837 THANKS, DARLIN'. 1323 01:24:04,906 --> 01:24:06,839 SHE WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON. 1324 01:24:06,908 --> 01:24:09,643 I'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LIKE HER. 1325 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,980 BUT...LIFE GOES ON. 1326 01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:17,417 DON'T IT? 1327 01:24:18,654 --> 01:24:20,086 WHAT A SURPRISE! 1328 01:24:20,155 --> 01:24:22,121 HOW Y'ALL DOIN'? 1329 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:24,791 HOW MANY HARD-ONS YOU GOT LEFT? 1330 01:24:26,695 --> 01:24:29,596 SO I CAN SCHEDULE YOU FOR BANQUETS, 1331 01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:31,130 SALES CONVENTIONS, 1332 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,632 SHOPPING CENTER OPENINGS... 1333 01:24:32,701 --> 01:24:35,835 YOU SING AND PICK FOR 30 MINUTES, 1334 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:38,104 WE SCOOP UP A FEW THOUSAND. 1335 01:24:38,173 --> 01:24:40,607 OH, I'M NOT A PERFORMER. 1336 01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:44,444 I'LL PLUG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SONG 1337 01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:47,146 AND GET MY BUDDIES TO PLUG IT. 1338 01:24:47,216 --> 01:24:49,649 THEY CAN RETURN A FEW FAVORS. 1339 01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:52,452 IS THAT HOW IT ALWAYS WORKS? 1340 01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:55,955 OCCASIONALLY, SOMEBODY MAKES A GOOD RECORD. 1341 01:24:57,826 --> 01:25:00,793 [PLAYING THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS] 1342 01:25:00,862 --> 01:25:04,063 OH, I WANT TO DANCE. 1343 01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:05,599 STICK AROUND, JEEMY. 1344 01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:08,134 WE'RE ALL GONNA BOOGIE. 1345 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:20,247 WHAT IS THIS "NORMAL 50-50 SPLIT?" 1346 01:25:20,315 --> 01:25:23,015 PAID QUARTERLY AND PROMPTLY. 1347 01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:27,120 "AFTER DEDUCTING EXPENSES DEEMED NECESSARY BY THE AGENT." 1348 01:25:27,188 --> 01:25:30,624 DARLIN', THE AGENT PUTS OUT A TON OF MONEY 1349 01:25:30,692 --> 01:25:33,025 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE BIG BREAK. 1350 01:25:33,094 --> 01:25:35,629 DARLIN', IF I WANTED A HEMORRHOIDECTOMY, 1351 01:25:35,697 --> 01:25:37,864 I'D GO TO A HOSPITAL. 1352 01:25:39,901 --> 01:25:42,135 HA HA HA HA! 1353 01:25:42,203 --> 01:25:44,137 IT'S JUST THE FIRST DRAFT. 1354 01:25:44,205 --> 01:25:46,139 WE'LL GET IT RIGHT. 1355 01:25:46,207 --> 01:25:48,408 HELL, LIFE'S NEGOTIABLE, AIN'T IT? 1356 01:25:59,388 --> 01:26:04,023 EXACTLY WHAT DOES OUR PARTNER SLICK WANT FOR HIS TROUBLE? 1357 01:26:05,627 --> 01:26:08,194 ALL HE DID WAS INTRODUCE US-- 1358 01:26:08,263 --> 01:26:10,530 FOR LIGHTIN' A FIRE UNDER LONNY. 1359 01:26:10,599 --> 01:26:13,566 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 1360 01:26:13,635 --> 01:26:16,135 LONNY SAYS SLICK FLEW TO NASHVILLE 1361 01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:19,439 TO PERSUADE HIM TO LISTEN TO YOUR SONG. 1362 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,641 HE MUST WANT SOMETHIN'. 1363 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,614 I GOTTA PEE QUICK. WHICH WAY DO WE GO? 1364 01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:29,115 [THUNDER] 1365 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,217 AAAH! 1366 01:26:31,286 --> 01:26:32,519 WHOA! 1367 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:34,587 HANG IN THERE, BABY! 1368 01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:36,055 I'M COMIN', HONEY! 1369 01:26:36,124 --> 01:26:38,291 DORIS, I'M COMIN', HONEY! 1370 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,427 KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, BABY. 1371 01:26:40,495 --> 01:26:41,928 I'M COMIN', HONEY! 1372 01:26:41,996 --> 01:26:43,996 HERE I COME, BABY! 1373 01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:49,068 WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? 1374 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:55,442 THAT LOOKS LIKE MY WIFE. 1375 01:26:55,510 --> 01:26:57,510 OH! DORIS! 1376 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,947 OH, I'M COLD! 1377 01:27:01,015 --> 01:27:03,082 THAT IS MY WIFE! 1378 01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:06,085 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 1379 01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:08,588 I CAME HOME FROM DENVER TONIGHT! 1380 01:27:08,657 --> 01:27:10,189 I SEE THAT! 1381 01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:12,392 NOBODY WAS AT THE HOUSE. 1382 01:27:12,461 --> 01:27:14,427 THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS HERE 1383 01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:17,564 HAVIN' DINNER WITH JUANITA AND HER AGENT, 1384 01:27:17,632 --> 01:27:19,866 HELPIN' HER MAKE A BUSINESS DECISION. 1385 01:27:19,934 --> 01:27:23,703 WHY ARE YOU IN THIS PLACE TONIGHT? 1386 01:27:23,772 --> 01:27:26,639 WELL, THERE WAS NOTHIN' ON TV. 1387 01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:28,641 SOME FELLAS FROM THE CONVENTION-- 1388 01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:31,611 SO YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GAWK AT THESE SARONGS. 1389 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,613 IS THAT WHAT YOU THOUGHT? 1390 01:27:33,682 --> 01:27:35,081 YOU'RE SOAKIN' WET. 1391 01:27:35,149 --> 01:27:37,083 DORIS IS SOAKIN' WET. 1392 01:27:37,151 --> 01:27:38,985 YOU'RE WET, TOO. 1393 01:27:39,053 --> 01:27:42,589 HE JUMPED IN THE WATER TO SAVE ME FROM DROWNIN'. 1394 01:27:42,657 --> 01:27:44,591 AN ACT OF HEROICS. 1395 01:27:44,659 --> 01:27:46,626 I WAS ENTERTAININ' MY CUSTOMERS 1396 01:27:46,695 --> 01:27:48,961 AND SEEN HER FALL IN. 1397 01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:51,598 YOU'D HAVE DONE THE SAME THING YOURSELF. 1398 01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:53,099 Y'ALL EXCUSE ME. 1399 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,802 HELL OF A NIGHT. 1400 01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:59,639 HOW IN THE DICKENS DID YOU FALL IN THE WATER? 1401 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:01,908 DID THE BRIDGE BREAK? 1402 01:28:01,976 --> 01:28:05,077 WHAT I WAS DOIN' IN THE WATER 1403 01:28:05,146 --> 01:28:08,581 IS WHAT ANY WIFE WOULD DO 1404 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:11,584 IF SHE CARED ABOUT HER WEDDIN' RING. 1405 01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:14,086 MY RING SLIPPED OFF MY FINGER. 1406 01:28:14,155 --> 01:28:16,589 I WENT RIGHT IN AFTER IT. 1407 01:28:16,658 --> 01:28:19,592 THAT RING NEVER HAS FIT RIGHT. 1408 01:28:19,661 --> 01:28:22,562 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JUANITA? 1409 01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,737 DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME, LEE? 1410 01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:33,640 NO. 1411 01:28:34,676 --> 01:28:35,942 WHAT? 1412 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:37,644 YOU DON'T? 1413 01:28:40,181 --> 01:28:42,615 JUANITA, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND... 1414 01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:45,284 DORIS CAN'T HELP HERSELF. 1415 01:28:45,353 --> 01:28:48,020 IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION. 1416 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:50,156 WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, 1417 01:28:50,224 --> 01:28:53,960 YOU GOTTA TAKE THE BITTER WITH THE SWEET. 1418 01:28:56,197 --> 01:29:00,066 COME ON, SUGAR, BEFORE YOU CATCH BRONCHITIS. 1419 01:29:03,104 --> 01:29:05,438 UH, I'LL TAKE THE GRANADA. 1420 01:29:18,152 --> 01:29:21,921 DID HE TELL YOU I WAS DEAD OR INCURABLY ILL? 1421 01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:23,556 WHOA, PARTNER! 1422 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:26,058 WHAT A SURPRISE! 1423 01:29:26,127 --> 01:29:27,560 YOU STUPID FOOL! 1424 01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:29,696 ARE YOU KATHY? 1425 01:29:29,764 --> 01:29:31,998 NO, HONEY, I AM NANCY DREW. 1426 01:29:32,066 --> 01:29:34,567 SWEETHEART, THIS IS JUANITA HUTCHINS, 1427 01:29:34,636 --> 01:29:36,636 MY NEW CLIENT. 1428 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,204 AREN'T THEY ALL? 1429 01:29:38,272 --> 01:29:43,409 DARLIN'--PARTNER, TRY TO MAKE MY OLD PARTNER HERE UNDERSTAND. 1430 01:29:43,478 --> 01:29:45,678 SHE GOT IT ALL WRONG. 1431 01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:49,115 I'M TRYIN' TO THINK OF SOMETHIN' TO SAY, 1432 01:29:49,183 --> 01:29:52,652 BUT I'M SO GLAD TO SEE KATHY ALIVE. 1433 01:30:27,722 --> 01:30:30,690 WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' IN THE DARK? 1434 01:30:41,069 --> 01:30:42,334 DOVE? 1435 01:30:42,403 --> 01:30:45,471 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 1436 01:30:45,540 --> 01:30:48,174 MOM, PLEASE, IT WAS MY FAULT. 1437 01:30:48,242 --> 01:30:50,176 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1438 01:30:50,244 --> 01:30:53,212 JUANITA, I'M TIRED OF PLAYIN' GAMES. 1439 01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:56,883 AH! 1440 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,851 STOP IT! 1441 01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:01,153 YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! 1442 01:31:04,192 --> 01:31:06,125 YOU THINK I'M FOOLIN'? 1443 01:31:06,194 --> 01:31:08,661 YOUR DOPE IS GONE-- 1444 01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:10,362 DESTROYED. 1445 01:31:10,431 --> 01:31:13,365 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT I'M GLAD. 1446 01:31:13,434 --> 01:31:16,903 OH! 1447 01:31:23,612 --> 01:31:24,711 UH! 1448 01:31:24,779 --> 01:31:27,146 UNH! 1449 01:31:27,215 --> 01:31:29,115 OH! 1450 01:31:29,183 --> 01:31:31,618 YOU WANT MORE? 1451 01:31:31,686 --> 01:31:32,986 NO, JESUS, NO. 1452 01:31:33,054 --> 01:31:35,121 OH! 1453 01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:37,023 WE'RE GOIN'. 1454 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:52,204 FUCK YOU ALL. 1455 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:12,825 FEELS LIKE THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH BROKE MY HAND. 1456 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,829 WHA--WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 1457 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,299 THE CAR WAS READY. 1458 01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:22,001 HA HA HA! 1459 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:25,171 YOU WANT TO GO FOR A TEST DRIVE? 1460 01:32:26,641 --> 01:32:28,107 GO AHEAD, MAMA. 1461 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,844 DOVE WON'T BE BACK. 1462 01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:25,131 THERE'S NOTHIN' MUCH LEFT NOW. 1463 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:28,167 THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED. 1464 01:33:30,705 --> 01:33:32,638 COUNTRY MUSIC WAS AROUND, 1465 01:33:32,707 --> 01:33:35,641 BUT THIS IS WHERE BOB WILLS 1466 01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:40,146 INVENTED WESTERN SWING BACK IN '31, '32. 1467 01:33:40,215 --> 01:33:42,148 RIGHT HERE? 1468 01:33:42,217 --> 01:33:45,351 RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE STANDIN'. 1469 01:33:48,189 --> 01:33:50,156 THEY ALL PLAYED HERE-- 1470 01:33:50,225 --> 01:33:55,694 HANK, WAYLON, WILLIE. 1471 01:33:58,733 --> 01:34:01,167 SOMETIMES I COME OUT HERE 1472 01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:04,137 LATE AT NIGHT ALL BY MYSELF. 1473 01:34:06,174 --> 01:34:09,142 I CAN STILL HEAR 'EM. 1474 01:34:19,087 --> 01:34:24,590 ♪ AS I LOOK AT THE LETTERS ♪ 1475 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:30,129 ♪ THAT YOU WROTE TO ME ♪ 1476 01:34:30,198 --> 01:34:39,806 ♪ IT'S YOU THAT I AM THINKING OF ♪ 1477 01:34:39,874 --> 01:34:45,812 ♪ AS I READ THE LINES ♪ 1478 01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:50,149 ♪ THAT TO ME WERE SO DEAR ♪ 1479 01:34:50,218 --> 01:35:01,160 ♪ I REMEMBER OUR FADED LOVE ♪ 1480 01:35:01,229 --> 01:35:06,065 ♪ I MISS YOU, DARLIN' ♪ 1481 01:35:06,134 --> 01:35:11,704 ♪ MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY ♪ 1482 01:35:11,772 --> 01:35:22,014 ♪ AS HEAVEN WOULD MISS THE STARS ABOVE ♪ 1483 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:27,019 ♪ WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT ♪ 1484 01:35:27,088 --> 01:35:31,958 ♪ I STILL THINK OF YOU ♪ 1485 01:35:32,026 --> 01:35:41,700 ♪ AND REMEMBER OUR FADED LOVE ♪ 1486 01:35:41,769 --> 01:35:46,138 ♪ AND REMEMBER ♪ 1487 01:35:46,207 --> 01:35:51,110 ♪ OUR FADED ♪ 1488 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:59,785 ♪ LOVE ♪♪ 1489 01:36:26,847 --> 01:36:29,615 ♪ IF YOU LEFT ME QUIETLY ♪ 1490 01:36:29,683 --> 01:36:32,952 ♪ I WOULDN'T FEEL THIS BAD ♪ 1491 01:36:33,021 --> 01:36:34,520 ♪ BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS ♪ 1492 01:36:34,588 --> 01:36:38,757 ♪ AND THAT'S SURE MAKIN' ME MAD ♪ 1493 01:36:38,826 --> 01:36:42,128 ♪ IT'S A HECK OF A SITUATION ♪ 1494 01:36:42,196 --> 01:36:44,096 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1495 01:36:44,165 --> 01:36:48,134 ♪ IT'S A HELL OF A SITUATION ♪ 1496 01:36:48,202 --> 01:36:50,937 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1497 01:36:51,005 --> 01:36:52,771 ♪ I'M GONNA GET MY GUN ♪ 1498 01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:54,340 ♪ I THINK YOU'D BETTER RUN ♪ 1499 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:55,874 ♪ I'M STARTIN' IN TO WONDER ♪ 1500 01:36:55,944 --> 01:36:57,310 ♪ IF I'M THE DADDY OF MY SON ♪ 1501 01:36:57,378 --> 01:37:00,646 ♪ IT'S AN EMBARRASSIN' SITUATION ♪ 1502 01:37:00,714 --> 01:37:03,382 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1503 01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:06,919 ♪ IT'S A HECK OF A SITUATION ♪ 1504 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:09,822 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪ 1505 01:37:09,890 --> 01:37:12,925 ♪ ONE EMBARRASSIN' SITUATION ♪ 1506 01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:15,627 ♪ FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN ♪♪ 1507 01:37:25,974 --> 01:37:27,906 APPRECIATE IT. 1508 01:37:27,976 --> 01:37:29,442 THANK YOU. 1509 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:32,445 I'D LIKE TO THANK THE DRUMMER'S RELATIVES 1510 01:37:32,513 --> 01:37:34,246 FOR COMIN' OUT TONIGHT. 1511 01:37:34,315 --> 01:37:36,282 I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT WE GOT 1512 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:39,651 FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HERE, TOO. 1513 01:37:42,756 --> 01:37:45,557 WE'RE GONNA BRING OUT OLD WHAT'S-HIS-NAME. 1514 01:37:51,299 --> 01:37:55,634 BUT FIRST WE'LL DO A SONG ON OUR BRAND-NEW ALBUM-- 1515 01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:57,136 BAJA, OKLAHOMA. 1516 01:37:57,205 --> 01:37:59,105 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 1517 01:37:59,173 --> 01:38:01,874 IT'S BY A VERY PRETTY LADY 1518 01:38:01,942 --> 01:38:04,676 WHO'S A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 1519 01:38:04,745 --> 01:38:08,180 GONNA SEE IF WE CAN BRING HER OUT HERE. 1520 01:38:08,249 --> 01:38:09,382 NO. 1521 01:38:13,154 --> 01:38:15,554 ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? NO. 1522 01:38:15,623 --> 01:38:17,123 COME ON, MAMA! 1523 01:38:23,664 --> 01:38:25,597 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JUANITA HUTCHINS, 1524 01:38:25,666 --> 01:38:27,566 THE MOTHER OF OUR COUNTRY. 1525 01:38:38,612 --> 01:38:40,946 ♪ IT'S A HIGHWAY GOIN' NOWHERE ♪ 1526 01:38:41,015 --> 01:38:44,616 ♪ AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE ♪ 1527 01:38:44,685 --> 01:38:46,852 ♪ IT'S A COWBOY SINGIN' LOVE SONGS ♪ 1528 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:50,956 ♪ 'BOUT HIS CRAVIN' TO BE FREE ♪ 1529 01:38:51,025 --> 01:38:53,459 ♪ IT'S A SKY THAT'S ALL AROUND YOU ♪ 1530 01:38:53,528 --> 01:38:56,662 ♪ TOUCHIN' EVERY PATCH OF GROUND ♪ 1531 01:38:56,730 --> 01:38:59,932 ♪ IT'S THE MOON ABOVE THE PRAIRIE ♪ 1532 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:03,402 ♪ IN A TINY BORDER TOWN ♪ 1533 01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:06,038 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER THAT YOU CARRY ♪ 1534 01:39:06,107 --> 01:39:09,908 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 1535 01:39:09,977 --> 01:39:12,578 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1536 01:39:12,646 --> 01:39:15,614 ♪ BUT TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1537 01:39:22,590 --> 01:39:25,091 ♪ IT'S A DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDER ♪ 1538 01:39:25,159 --> 01:39:28,561 ♪ TO THE MUSIC AND THE SIN ♪ 1539 01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:31,430 ♪ IT'S THE BLUE THAT'S IN THE NORTHER ♪ 1540 01:39:31,499 --> 01:39:35,101 ♪ IT'S THE FOOTBALL GAMES TO WIN ♪ 1541 01:39:35,169 --> 01:39:37,470 ♪ IT'S A ROUNDUP STIRRING MEMORIES ♪ 1542 01:39:37,538 --> 01:39:41,407 ♪ OF THE ROUGH-AND-TUMBLE DAYS ♪ 1543 01:39:41,476 --> 01:39:44,110 ♪ IT'S A DETOUR OFF THE FREEWAY ♪ 1544 01:39:44,178 --> 01:39:47,446 ♪ TO SEE WHERE YOU WERE RAISED ♪ 1545 01:39:47,515 --> 01:39:50,082 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER THAT YOU CARRY ♪ 1546 01:39:50,151 --> 01:39:54,052 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 1547 01:39:54,122 --> 01:39:56,622 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1548 01:39:56,690 --> 01:40:00,126 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1549 01:40:00,194 --> 01:40:02,794 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1550 01:40:02,863 --> 01:40:06,398 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1551 01:40:16,844 --> 01:40:18,844 WOO-HAH! YEAH! 1552 01:40:31,892 --> 01:40:34,493 ♪ IT'S A HIGHWAY GOIN' NOWHERE ♪ 1553 01:40:34,562 --> 01:40:38,164 ♪ AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE ♪ 1554 01:40:38,232 --> 01:40:40,666 ♪ IT'S A COWBOY SINGIN' LOVE SONGS ♪ 1555 01:40:40,734 --> 01:40:44,170 ♪ ABOUT HIS CRAVIN' TO BE FREE ♪ 1556 01:40:44,238 --> 01:40:46,672 ♪ IT'S A SKY THAT'S ALL AROUND YOU ♪ 1557 01:40:46,740 --> 01:40:50,309 ♪ TOUCHIN' EVERY PATCH OF GROUND ♪ 1558 01:40:50,378 --> 01:40:53,145 ♪ IT'S THE MOON ABOVE THE PRAIRIE ♪ 1559 01:40:53,214 --> 01:40:56,515 ♪ IN A TINY BORDER TOWN ♪ 1560 01:40:56,584 --> 01:40:59,318 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER THAT YOU CARRY ♪ 1561 01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:02,288 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 1562 01:41:02,356 --> 01:41:05,624 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1563 01:41:05,693 --> 01:41:09,461 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1564 01:41:09,530 --> 01:41:11,797 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1565 01:41:11,865 --> 01:41:15,167 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪♪ 1566 01:41:55,710 --> 01:41:59,345 ♪ BUT HE KNOWS ♪ 1567 01:41:59,413 --> 01:42:03,115 ♪ WHAT HE KNOWS ♪ 1568 01:42:03,183 --> 01:42:10,623 ♪ AND NEVER EXPECTED NOTHIN' BIG ♪ 1569 01:42:10,691 --> 01:42:14,126 ♪ AND HE SEES ♪ 1570 01:42:14,194 --> 01:42:17,763 ♪ WHAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ♪ 1571 01:42:17,831 --> 01:42:20,132 ♪ IT'S JUST LIVIN' ♪ 1572 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:24,169 ♪ THAT MAKES THIS LIFE GOOD ♪♪ 1573 01:42:26,206 --> 01:42:28,274 ♪ TIPTOED 'CROSS THE LIVIN' ROOM ♪ 1574 01:42:28,376 --> 01:42:30,276 ♪ I TIPTOED DOWN THE HALL ♪ 1575 01:42:30,344 --> 01:42:32,144 ♪ STOPPED OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM ♪ 1576 01:42:32,212 --> 01:42:34,112 ♪ AND I SCREAMED IT THROUGH THE WALL ♪ 1577 01:42:34,181 --> 01:42:36,181 ♪ HONEY, IF YOU STILL LOVE ME ♪ 1578 01:42:37,885 --> 01:42:39,851 ♪ TELL ME JUST ONE THING ♪ 1579 01:42:41,054 --> 01:42:43,455 ♪ WHY DO WOMEN PLAY THEM GAMES ♪ 1580 01:42:43,524 --> 01:42:46,191 ♪ OVER A THREE MINUTE THING? ♪♪ 1581 01:42:50,230 --> 01:42:58,170 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SAD STORY ♪ 1582 01:42:58,238 --> 01:43:06,612 ♪ WE BOTH ALREADY KNOW HOW IT GOES ♪ 1583 01:43:06,681 --> 01:43:15,120 ♪ IF TONIGHT YOU'LL BE MY TALL, DARK STRANGER ♪ 1584 01:43:15,189 --> 01:43:21,159 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR SAN ANTONE ROSE ♪♪ 1585 01:43:24,031 --> 01:43:27,466 ♪ AND THEN YOU WAIT THERE ♪ 1586 01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:31,637 ♪ FOR MY ANSWER ♪ 1587 01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:36,675 ♪ THEN YOU SMILE SO GRACIOUSLY ♪ 1588 01:43:39,213 --> 01:43:42,013 ♪ I'VE GOT YOUR THANK YOU ♪ 1589 01:43:45,052 --> 01:43:48,186 ♪ AND YOU'VE GOT ME ♪♪ 1590 01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:54,660 ♪ IT'S A HIGHWAY GOIN' NOWHERE ♪ 1591 01:43:54,729 --> 01:43:58,096 ♪ AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE ♪ 1592 01:43:58,165 --> 01:44:00,666 ♪ IT'S A COWBOY SINGIN' LOVE SONGS ♪ 1593 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:04,436 ♪ ABOUT HIS CRAVIN' TO BE FREE ♪ 1594 01:44:04,505 --> 01:44:06,772 ♪ IT'S A SKY THAT'S ALL AROUND YOU ♪ 1595 01:44:06,841 --> 01:44:10,576 ♪ TOUCHIN' EVERY PATCH OF GROUND ♪ 1596 01:44:10,644 --> 01:44:13,245 ♪ IT'S THE MOON ABOVE THE PRAIRIE ♪ 1597 01:44:13,313 --> 01:44:16,615 ♪ IN A TINY BORDER TOWN ♪ 1598 01:44:16,684 --> 01:44:19,518 ♪ IT'S THE LAUGHTER THAT YOU CARRY ♪ 1599 01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:23,355 ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS THAT TURN YOU OLD ♪ 1600 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:25,791 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1601 01:44:25,860 --> 01:44:29,628 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪ 1602 01:44:29,697 --> 01:44:31,963 ♪ IT'S BAJA, OKLAHOMA ♪ 1603 01:44:32,032 --> 01:44:35,534 ♪ BUT IT'S TEXAS IN YOUR SOUL ♪♪ 108702

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