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Well, you are rather quick.
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Wait.
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-We've gone too far.
-No.
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-Why is this so heavy?
-This, my son,
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is a high-end sound system with 800 watt,
downfire subwoofer and class D amplifier.
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-Why didn't we take the handcart?
-Save your breath.
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-Let's ask.
-No.
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Yes, men don't ask, right?
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Come on.
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See? It wasn't that hard.
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VIKTOR
DELIVERS
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Hello?
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What are you ringing for?
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Sorry. We have
a delivery for Mr. Richard Schauer.
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Then ring quietly.
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The walls are like cardboard, okay?
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What's that?
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-Sound system.
-A robot vacuum cleaner.
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-Because his wife died.
-Because only women vacuum?
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What's your problem, you polished potato?
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Sorry, we don't
want to cause any problems.
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-We'll be gone soon.
-His wife died.
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-Normal to not want to do housework then.
-Sure.
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-You have to knock.
-Knock?
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Thank you and have a good day.
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Yes, up yours, too.
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Rule number one:
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Don't argue with neighbors,
it wastes time.
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Wasn't that rule about
selling an extended warranty?
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That's the other rule number one.
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-Why are you knocking?
-Kudinski, Viktor Bringt's here.
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-We have your delivery.
-Order number?
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That would be the 2493821.
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2,7 is correct.
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-2,7 is correct.
-Enter.
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Yes. It works.
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-Good.
-This way.
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Careful, the door.
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-Look where you're going.
-This way.
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Yes, will do. This way.
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Just put it down here.
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-Careful.
-Yes, please.
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The cleaning lady comes at 1400.
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-Before Christ or after?
-That's your time window.
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At your command.
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Please.
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So... Lift it out carefully.
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Carefully, Michael.
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-Careful.
-Fuck.
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I told you, no swearing with a customer.
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Shit!
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That's Hektor.
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-Does he bite?
-What do you think? Of course.
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But not now. His feeding time was at 0900.
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-It's a crocodile.
-It's a caiman.
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Graceful. Proud.
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It was a farewell gift from my troops.
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-He won't bite.
-Does he know that?
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Unless you provoke him.
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A dream of an animal.
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The tail is 1.5 times larger
than the head.
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Every man's dream, right?
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-Is it even allowed?
-What?
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You have to speak louder.
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Grenade explosion. Afghanistan.
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We were five men.
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The mission: top secret, until today.
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If you knew everything I know...
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You would cry like little girls.
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-Because only girls cry, or what?
-Excuse me?
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-Great sound system.
-What?
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-Great sound system!
-Don't shout like that.
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The walls are not soundproof.
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-That fits perfectly.
-What?
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Nothing.
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-Reminds me of my dad, your grandpa.
-Really?
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When he said "Good morning,"
it sounded like a command.
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My grandpa was a soldier?
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Not quite. Tax office.
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Are there any problems?
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-None.
-Continue.
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So...
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"When the knob is pressed,
the power is awakened
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"and green illuminations
are ignited around the world.
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"And to grow the volume,
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"let the knob sink
to play the detonator block."
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-Hey, that's cool.
-Put that down.
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-Did you read the instruction manual?
-No. We are professionals.
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-It's also more of a poem.
-Poems make you sentimental.
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Sentimental people make mistakes.
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-I don't read poetry.
-Reading endangers stupidity.
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-Only the strongest prevail.
-Well.
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In the long term the one
who adapts best will actually prevail.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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If you don't move with the times,
you get removed.
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Men don't talk all the time.
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"When the knob is pressed,
the power is awakened..."
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I said to put that down.
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-Who thinks of that stuff!
-Put that nonsense down.
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-So, let's give the baby a try, right?
-Finally.
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So, this is my record.
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Is it marching music?
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Nothing.
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I don't understand...
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-I can't hear anything!
-You don't say.
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-I can't hear anything from the system.
-It's all connected correctly.
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I won't let you go until
everything here works.
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-Then let's start with the hearing aid.
-What?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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-We have to unscrew this thing.
-No, no.
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-It's the cables.
-I'll get my equipment and take over.
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-No, hang on.
-And then I dismantle the system.
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Wait a minute, if anyone dismantles
anything, then it's me with my equipment.
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I've unscrewed
broken radios in the desert at night.
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With howling wolves
that could have attacked.
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Or we just read
the operating instructions?
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-No!
-No!
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-I get my tools.
-I get my tools.
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Doesn't that void the warranty?
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-Is the cock princess right?
-Cock princess?
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Ever thought about an extended warranty?
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Can I unscrew the thing then?
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-No.
-Then no.
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Excuse me, cock princess?
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How about a little more respect?
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-Excuse me?
-Yes, exactly.
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-Respect starts with listening.
-Respect?
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How is anyone supposed
to have respect for you?
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Such chaos here...
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-Does respect depend on the clothes?
-And the nail polish.
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We have given up on those gender roles.
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-Like manliness?
-What is "manly"?
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I'll throw the thing out the window!
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Yes, what?
Men can show feelings too, right?
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Congratulations.
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You picked the wrong guy,
my friend. I'll tell you that.
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Here. He knows
what he wants. That's manly.
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It's not about "what."
It's all about "how!"
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Real men do their thing.
Even if there are losses.
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You wouldn't know
what that means. Sacrificing yourself!
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For something
that is bigger than yourself.
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Even if you don't understand it. But you
have to understand everything these days.
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And it has to make sense. Such nonsense.
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As if life always made sense.
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The most important things in life
make no sense at all at first.
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-That makes sense.
-Yes, nonsense.
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-What?
-My son still has a lot to learn.
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-He is your son?
-Yes.
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Oh.
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Why "oh"?
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Why are you nodding at his "oh"?
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-Well...
-What, "well"?
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Well... Nothing achieved in life yet,
but always talking smartly.
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Since you did so many great things.
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Nature and the environment destroyed,
wars started.
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-Not in this tone, missy!
-Apologize!
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-I should do what?
-He grew up with his mother.
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-That explains everything.
-Oh, yes?
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-You were missing a male role model.
-Sure.
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You still think that nothing works
without you real men.
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With these weird ego contests
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and macho testosterone shit.
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Do you know what is really manly today?
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That us men can be anything.
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Those who don't adapt die out. Bang.
Thanks, evolution.
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But before I die out,
I'll repair the system.
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Hang on. I'll repair the system. Okay?
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Arm wrestling?
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Winner unscrews.
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Deal.
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Oh, God.
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-Not manly, that's childish.
-Stop, Michael. Give the signal.
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-I told you a thousand times...
-The signal!
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Go.
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Hey, cool, you now don't want to...
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Hello. Fight!
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Fight!
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-Hold against it. Anticipate victory.
-Anti... what?
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Anticipate! Manifest! Fight.
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Come on. Hold against it.
Come on. Use your breath, okay?
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Breathe in. And when
you exhale, bam. Okay?
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Breathe in. And when
you exhale, bam. Yes, good.
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Pull, pull. Pull, pull.
Well done. Come, come!
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Good. Pull, pull. Yes!
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Good win...
Well, not that that was right, okay.
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Of course. Enough now.
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What did you do? Now he's angry.
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Me? You wanted to arm wrestle,
he can't lose. How is that my fault?
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-Losing isn't that bad.
-Yes, it is.
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I've lost everything.
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Yes...
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But now...
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Be a man.
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I'm not allowed to anymore.
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A grenade explodes near your ear
and you are sent into early retirement.
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And now? What do I do now?
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Nobody wants me anymore.
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They just say, "Look at the old white man.
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"He's to blame for it all.
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"The economic crisis. His fault.
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"All the wars. His fault.
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"Broken family and the son not speaking
to him for years. It's all his fault."
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And men are only human, too.
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Well, men of his generation
have really ruined a lot in the world.
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I defended
our fatherland for over 30 years.
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I've been all over the world. Even when
we weren't there officially. I was there.
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Of course, it wasn't
always easy for my family.
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For my wife. God rest her soul.
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And for my son.
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For whom I...
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was never actually there for.
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Then just call him.
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-Who?
-Well, your son.
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What? Now?
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It's not that easy. He just calls now and
then, they talk about the weather or what?
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Doesn't matter.
The main thing is that they talk.
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-The son couldn't have called or what.
-Exactly.
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Maybe the son doesn't know
that the father wants to talk.
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-How should the father know?
-Because he's the father?
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Always play the father card, right.
But only if it suits you.
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Maybe the father has already tried it
several times and the son didn't want to.
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-So it's his turn.
-Exactly.
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When did the father try?
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I once accepted a collect call
from Hong Kong. Yes. Hong Kong.
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For example. And maybe
the father sent an ice cream voucher
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for his son's birthday every year,
as an invitation.
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The son could have said, "You know,
a voucher. I'll redeem it,
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-"I'll visit now."
-What voucher?
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-I'm wondering about that, too.
-Every year a card came in the mail.
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Which never reached the son.
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Never?
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The son would have been happy.
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Since he thought
that his father never thought about him.
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But we only ever had cheesecake, right?
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What should I say?
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It doesn't matter.
Preferably something nice.
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-What's his job?
-He's banker.
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Earns a shitload of money.
Constructs inflated stock funds.
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-Maybe don't call him after all, okay?
-Yes. I'll call him now.
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You really don't have to.
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I really think he should call.
He owes that to his son, Michael.
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Sascha! Hello. I wanted to ask, if...
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Your father.
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Don't you even know my number?
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Yes, a new phone. I understand, yes.
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No, nothing happened. I just thought...
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Yes, I see, inconvenient...
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Well, I just wanted to...
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Yes. Sure.
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What?
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A stock fund?
252
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No, listen, that's...
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That's not my thing.
254
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No.
255
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No, not really.
256
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No, nothing with weapons either.
257
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But we could...
258
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Yes. Yes, sure, yes. Inconvenient now.
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Understand. Good.
260
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Yes, then...
261
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Yes, sure, yes. I'm happy...
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He hung up.
263
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That's good, right.
264
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-I can't feel my tongue anymore.
-It's normal. It'll pass soon.
265
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,080
A call like that can't
solve everything right away.
266
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The mission failed.
267
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,680
-I thought a real man doesn't give up.
-I'm not giving up.
268
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Maybe...
269
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you could invite him...
270
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out for ice cream or something?
271
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,320
-Sugar is the death of self-discipline.
-Maybe some water ice then.
272
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,520
Sugar makes you tired, fat,
and increases the risk of cancer.
273
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,360
Do you think I want to kill my son?
274
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:26,440
-Killing is a bit dramatic now.
-Well, I mean...
275
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too much sugar, especially you should...
276
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,760
Well, you know, because of down there.
277
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,720
-What?
-Yes...
278
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What you said to Mom.
279
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,800
What did I say to her?
280
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Viagra is addictive.
281
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-So... I heard from a friend.
-What? No.
282
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It can be a hard time.
Well, in a figurative sense.
283
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,080
Well, also practical.
284
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I don't need Viagra.
285
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,960
-Me neither.
-Change of subject, please.
286
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,160
-I didn't start it.
-Neither did I.
287
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,640
What did your mother tell you?
288
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,000
Apparently it's not that important.
289
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,720
Colonel, I have a
slightly personal question.
290
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,040
Have you ever faced your own death?
291
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,040
Do you think
northern Iraq was a tea party?
292
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,800
I meant it more figuratively.
So if you suddenly...
293
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,080
feel a lump down there.
294
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,320
Testicular cancer?
295
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,080
And then, you can almost
see yourself lying in your own grave.
296
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:53,800
Did you know that fried testicles
taste like breakfast meat?
297
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,960
But then it was only a cyst.
298
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,800
-Fortunately.
-I see.
299
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,000
And you told his mother
that you have testicular cancer.
300
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,760
Well, I didn't say as such,
but I didn't deny it.
301
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,560
Yes. I had problems back then, Colonel.
I had bills, then the child support...
302
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,880
A man is responsible for his family.
303
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,320
-Imagine, you're almost bankrupt!
-Wimps find excuses.
304
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,320
-Heroes find solutions.
-Colonel, I always find a solution.
305
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,280
I'm curious how you want to solve this.
306
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,240
Solve what?
307
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,640
-How we get the system up and running.
-Right.
308
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,480
-It's the cables.
-We have to unscrew them.
309
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,920
Mr. Schauer, I was supposed to clean now.
310
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,920
Hang on.
We have a small scheduling issue here.
311
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,200
Mr. Kudinski and his son have
to get the system up and running.
312
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,400
Exactly.
313
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,160
Or we use the manual.
314
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280
No!
315
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,200
-Then break it.
-I'm not breaking it.
316
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,280
-I warn you, don't do that.
-I'm a pro.
317
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,160
Hang on.
318
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,280
Quiet!
319
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,480
-What was that?
-800 watts.
320
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,000
It's called heavy metal,
comes from Scandinavia.
321
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,160
-Do you like that?
-It's horrible.
322
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,560
No recognizable melody, totally
monotonous. And one sounds like the other.
323
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,440
But what can I do?
324
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,880
Hektor loves it.
325
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,800
-You've never gotten a postcard from me?
-No.
326
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,880
-Do you think your mother...
-No. Mom would never do that.
327
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,080
Besides, Grandpa always got
the mail for the whole house...
328
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,040
Crazy.
329
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,760
You don't know, but he never liked me.
330
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,240
You picked up some reading material.
331
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,480
Real men don't read anyway.
332
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:21,720
"If you want little noise,
press button to half branch,
333
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,520
"and the power is off.
334
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,800
"And you have loud from quiet.
335
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,480
"When silence runs inside, keep track
336
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,480
"and align your mighty stand plug."
337
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,000
-"Mighty stand plug." I have one, too.
-Yes.
338
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,560
That's also important.
339
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,240
Well...
340
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,960
That you have a healthy stand plug.
341
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,160
{\an8}...MEANWHILE IN
BERLIN-PRENZLAUER BERG
342
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,560
For the last time...
343
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,320
Coffee, now!
344
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,800
Good.
345
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,480
Then I'll grab some tea and lie down...
346
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,920
And then I'll destroy everything, damn it!
347
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,640
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