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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,491 Soon it'll be time for me to go. 3 00:00:15,569 --> 00:00:19,232 I wasn't a great communicator, but I communicated great things. 4 00:00:19,306 --> 00:00:21,467 Pete Rose finally agreed yesterday to a deal... 5 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,772 in which he dropped his suit against baseball... 6 00:00:23,844 --> 00:00:27,644 ...and that the Menendez brothers acted out of fear. 7 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:30,707 I'm not a good mathematician, but I imagine it'll be about... 8 00:00:30,784 --> 00:00:32,615 I- I would think probably 5,000 a month. 9 00:00:32,686 --> 00:00:35,219 President and Mrs. Bush welcomed King of Pop, 10 00:00:35,254 --> 00:00:36,089 MichaelJackson to the White House... 11 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:38,251 Earlier this year, Amy pleaded guilty to a lesser charge... 12 00:00:38,325 --> 00:00:40,816 for the shooting of Buttafuoco's wife, MaryJo. 13 00:00:40,894 --> 00:00:44,057 This is our time. Let us embrace it. 14 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,463 We must do what America does best. 15 00:00:52,973 --> 00:00:55,836 We are standing on the steps of the courthouse 16 00:00:55,871 --> 00:00:56,709 here in downtown Los Angeles... 17 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:59,042 waiting for the arrival of Heidi Fleiss... 18 00:00:59,113 --> 00:01:01,604 who's now been dubbed the "Hollywood Madam. " 19 00:01:05,953 --> 00:01:07,944 Here we go. 20 00:01:08,022 --> 00:01:10,684 ...power and corruption. 21 00:01:13,994 --> 00:01:17,157 The worst thing about being on trial is you have to get up early. 22 00:01:17,231 --> 00:01:21,725 - I wasn't used to that. - Heidi. Heidi! 23 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:24,635 Will you cop a plea? 24 00:01:24,705 --> 00:01:26,570 Hi, guys. 25 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,574 How do you like your chances today? 26 00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:30,974 You know what? Usually you wait till after for my comments. 27 00:01:31,045 --> 00:01:33,036 What about Charlie Sheen? Seen him lately? 28 00:01:33,113 --> 00:01:35,104 Only in the movies. 29 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,811 There were so many articles later on, and they all got it so wrong. 30 00:01:38,886 --> 00:01:43,050 There will never be another 27-year-old who ran the sex business the way I did. 31 00:01:43,123 --> 00:01:47,287 I met Princess Diana. I had lunch with the First Lady. 32 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:50,024 When Time or Newsweek came out with 33 00:01:50,097 --> 00:01:51,097 the cover of the 10 highest-paid C.E.O. 's... 34 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:55,432 in the count, half of them were my clients. 35 00:01:57,338 --> 00:02:00,000 And how did I meet them, you ask? 36 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:03,305 First I met my boyfriend who took me to his friend, the madam. 37 00:02:03,377 --> 00:02:06,369 She looked after girls... lots of girls. 38 00:02:06,447 --> 00:02:09,712 Through her I began to date men... lots of men. 39 00:02:09,783 --> 00:02:12,445 They made me money... a lot of money. 40 00:02:12,519 --> 00:02:15,852 And life began to move fast... really, really fast. 41 00:02:15,923 --> 00:02:19,916 It became a blur of dollars, dicks, drugs and deceit. 42 00:02:19,993 --> 00:02:22,154 And that's what got me here. 43 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:25,892 But wait, we've gotten way ahead of ourselves. 44 00:02:25,966 --> 00:02:29,265 Let's slow down, take a breath and start from the beginning. 45 00:02:34,174 --> 00:02:39,077 I've always had a thing for older men. The first one was my dad. 46 00:02:39,146 --> 00:02:41,512 Sometimes I had a feeling that he was conducting... 47 00:02:41,582 --> 00:02:45,109 some weird, complex experiment with me and my brothers and sisters. 48 00:02:45,185 --> 00:02:48,848 But only he knew what it was. 49 00:02:48,922 --> 00:02:53,586 - You jerk. - Kids. Kids. 50 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:56,390 Heidi, stop this nonsense. 51 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:59,023 All right, guys. Everybody, everybody. Hold it, hold it, hold it. 52 00:02:59,099 --> 00:03:02,591 It does not help to be punitive. The whole blame thing, I just hate it. 53 00:03:02,669 --> 00:03:04,933 Okay, Mr. Pediatrician. 54 00:03:05,005 --> 00:03:08,202 This isn't one of your child-care theories. This is real life. 55 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,539 - Mom's right. Mom's right. - Off! 56 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:14,103 Just that one thing this family does not need, Elissa, guilt. 57 00:03:14,181 --> 00:03:17,548 You know what, Heidi? You can throw one pea at Daddy. One. Just one. 58 00:03:20,654 --> 00:03:22,645 Sorry. 59 00:03:23,991 --> 00:03:27,654 You're at the Weisman's right? 60 00:03:27,728 --> 00:03:31,721 - I hate that little Mikey. - I know. He's such a brat. 61 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:35,235 Pay attention. You're at the Frieberg's Friday night. Be there by 7:00, okay? 62 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,260 - Okay. 63 00:03:37,838 --> 00:03:38,838 - And you still owe me my commission from last time. 64 00:03:38,839 --> 00:03:41,740 Heidi, you've got this whole neighborhood organized for babysitting. 65 00:03:41,809 --> 00:03:43,800 I know. 66 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:50,477 Heidi. Heidi. 67 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:53,679 Coming, Mom. 68 00:03:53,754 --> 00:03:56,188 - What's so important? - We have to talk. 69 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:59,487 - Okay. - Paul and I are splitting up. 70 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,462 Your father and I don't belong together. 71 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:05,657 Don't you love him anymore? 72 00:04:07,501 --> 00:04:09,366 So my folks split up. 73 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:12,098 A few years later, I dropped out of college and got a real estate license. 74 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,566 - Let's go, cutie. 75 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,341 - It was the end of the '80s. Stock market had tanked. 76 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:20,336 Everybody said the big party in America was over. I always had my own agenda. 77 00:04:20,414 --> 00:04:23,383 - I was always looking for something else. - Beautiful, baby. 78 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,451 - Hey, mind your own business. She's an orphan. 79 00:04:30,524 --> 00:04:35,689 - How are you? - Fabulous. Fantastic. Wonderful. 80 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:41,128 - Heidi, where you going? - Ivan. 81 00:04:41,201 --> 00:04:43,863 Heidi, come on. Come on. Dance for me, honey. 82 00:04:43,937 --> 00:04:46,565 - What? Like that? - Ooh, you're so pretty. Come on. 83 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,473 You can put the best-looking 22-year-old guy in front of my face... 84 00:04:49,543 --> 00:04:52,535 - and it's just like... - Let me see, Heidi. 85 00:04:52,613 --> 00:04:55,912 To me, an older guy is much more of a sexual turn-on. 86 00:04:55,983 --> 00:04:59,851 I'm talking like someone so old he needs a walker. 87 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:05,153 I really didn't know how old Ivan was. Anywhere over 40 is the right age for me. 88 00:05:05,225 --> 00:05:08,786 - Take that thing off. - Besides, I loved his condo... 89 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:12,821 - his boat, his Mercedes. - Come on. Let me see, Heidi. 90 00:05:17,971 --> 00:05:21,964 - We passed the restaurant. - So, big deal. 91 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:26,103 - I heard Bowie goes there. - Little Heidi. 92 00:05:26,179 --> 00:05:28,340 So curious. So impatient. 93 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,578 Maybe one day she'll grow a brain. 94 00:05:31,652 --> 00:05:34,212 Excuse me. I may be a dropout but I'm not an airhead. 95 00:05:34,288 --> 00:05:38,554 - No more than most women. - Nice. 96 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:45,128 Alex was the greatest madam in Hollywood, but nobody knew about her. 97 00:05:45,198 --> 00:05:47,098 I think there was something really cool about that. 98 00:05:50,504 --> 00:05:53,803 Alex, here you go. This is the beautiful Heidi I told you about. 99 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:57,105 Hi. 100 00:05:57,177 --> 00:05:59,702 I love your house. 101 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:02,112 You see, Ivan and Alex hated each other... 102 00:06:02,182 --> 00:06:05,413 but went through this pretense ofbeing the best of friends. 103 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:09,319 Or maybe they loved each other and pretended they couldn't stand each other's guts. 104 00:06:09,389 --> 00:06:11,550 It was confusing. 105 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:15,789 Anyhow, everybody thought Alex was a nice old lady with a cold. 106 00:06:15,862 --> 00:06:18,558 Truth was she was usually whacked-out ofher gourd on blow. 107 00:06:18,632 --> 00:06:22,261 I don't think she'd been out ofher house since Ford was president. 108 00:06:22,336 --> 00:06:26,500 - Thanks. - What's that? 109 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:29,667 Well, for the tickets. Paris, London, Hong Kong. 110 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:32,974 - Who are they for? - Some lucky girls. 111 00:06:33,046 --> 00:06:35,947 Sell your pussy, see the world. 112 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:38,610 You don't have a credit card? 113 00:06:38,685 --> 00:06:41,745 I haven't had a bank account in 20 years. 114 00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:45,019 - Why not? - That's how the I.R.S. Find you. 115 00:06:45,092 --> 00:06:47,959 You know, the banks and, uh... 116 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:52,328 Okay, the... You know, what we discussed earlier. 117 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:58,027 Heidi, you wanna work for me? 118 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:01,199 Excuse me? 119 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:05,973 I don't think you've discussed this with Heidi. 120 00:07:08,215 --> 00:07:11,707 I'm running a business. I don't do social work. 121 00:07:11,785 --> 00:07:15,380 Alex, she's cute, and by the way, great in the sack. 122 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:17,446 You'd screw anything, wouldn't you? 123 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:21,517 You're always telling me, "I need girls. Ivan, find me girls. " 124 00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:24,428 Yes, yes. But I'm not desperate, you know. 125 00:07:24,498 --> 00:07:27,831 Come on, Ivan. On a scale of one to 10, she doesn't even make a five. 126 00:07:27,901 --> 00:07:30,893 Think psychology. Think about your clients. 127 00:07:30,971 --> 00:07:32,535 - What do you mean? 128 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:35,207 - Heidi will remind your studio execs of their wives. 129 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:38,405 - Or their daughters. - There you go. 130 00:07:40,247 --> 00:07:44,183 So what do you think? Just like Raquel, right? 131 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:47,015 Fabulous. 132 00:07:59,933 --> 00:08:02,401 Four-fifty. 133 00:08:02,469 --> 00:08:05,961 I got killed on that Chargers game. 134 00:08:06,039 --> 00:08:10,442 - My God. What is this? - It's called a finder's fee. 135 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,838 - Correct. 136 00:08:12,914 --> 00:08:15,614 - Ivan, am I wrong, or did you just sell me to Alex? 137 00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:18,846 Heidi, tell me, do I look like a man who needs $450? 138 00:08:18,919 --> 00:08:20,918 - You son of a bitch. 139 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:23,689 - Heidi, calm down. You're taking this the wrong way. 140 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:27,854 - Who do you think you are, you bastard? - Calm down. Listen to me. 141 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:31,728 You're a groupie. You go out and screw anybody with a big name... 142 00:08:31,798 --> 00:08:33,732 for a lousy Caeser salad on Sunset. 143 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,462 - You may as well get paid for it. - I won't do it. 144 00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:39,972 Why not? Do you know who her clients are? Do you have any idea? 145 00:08:41,675 --> 00:08:43,734 It would put us right in the middle of everything. 146 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:46,142 Ivan, please don't make me do this. 147 00:08:46,213 --> 00:08:48,875 I'm not making you do anything. 148 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:53,648 If you wanna do it, you do it. If not, you don't. 149 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:57,383 - Good. - Okay. Fine. 150 00:08:57,457 --> 00:09:02,156 Then no more fun at the racetrack... if you can't pay the bookie. 151 00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:08,999 You know what? Right now I'm really turned on. 152 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:29,682 Talk dirty to me. 153 00:09:29,756 --> 00:09:32,919 You like that. 154 00:09:32,993 --> 00:09:37,487 Little whore. Little bitch. 155 00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:39,498 I'm your little bitch. 156 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:51,173 Absolutely. 157 00:09:52,846 --> 00:09:57,681 So I end up sending three of my top girls... 158 00:09:57,751 --> 00:10:01,414 direct to the set in Malta for two nights. 159 00:10:01,488 --> 00:10:04,150 - So I guess he's not gay after all. - Gracias. 160 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:06,886 Not this week. That enough for you? 161 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,952 That's good. Good. Same time next week? 162 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:13,022 My greens. 163 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:16,699 - Always a pleasure, Alex. - Excellent. 164 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:19,238 Heidi. 165 00:10:19,306 --> 00:10:23,072 - Glen. Heidi. - Hi. 166 00:10:23,143 --> 00:10:26,977 His name is Glen Feather. 167 00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:29,572 He worked for a national tabloid. 168 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:33,517 He had seen a few too many black-and-white movies about reporters. 169 00:10:33,587 --> 00:10:36,215 Celebrities have to pay for sex? 170 00:10:36,289 --> 00:10:39,019 Hollywood girls are tough. 171 00:10:39,092 --> 00:10:42,755 Even if a guy is a celebrity, you know they're not gonna screw him for long... 172 00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:45,491 unless he marries them or gives them a career break. 173 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:51,003 These days a guy can spend $300 on dinner three nights running and still not get laid. 174 00:10:51,071 --> 00:10:53,665 They don't pay you for the sex, you know, they pay you to leave. 175 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,672 Alex said I had a lot to learn about being sexy. 176 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,914 That's how I met Lauren. She was supposed to teach me. 177 00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:12,925 Lauren was once married to a huge rock star. She lasted with him for about three months. 178 00:11:12,993 --> 00:11:17,259 You wanted to see me? 179 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,958 - But hey, that's rock and roll. - Hi. I'm Lauren. 180 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:23,628 - Hi. Let me make you more comfortable. - No. 181 00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:29,775 Do something with her. She looks like hell. 182 00:12:07,981 --> 00:12:11,473 Rodeo Drive. Men came from all over the world... 183 00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:13,519 and they were totally horny. 184 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:16,919 They thought there was something magic about Beverly Hills. 185 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:19,823 And me and the rest of Alex's girls were there, just waiting... 186 00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:22,953 ready to take their money from them. 187 00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:25,862 - Alex is great, isn't she? - You think so? 188 00:12:25,932 --> 00:12:29,925 - We're just slabs of meat for her. - But she's so on top of it. 189 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:31,994 So how'd you get into this? 190 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:36,008 After my marriage broke up, I decided to become an actress. Good luck. 191 00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:39,239 - Tough, huh? - I auditioned for everything. 192 00:12:39,312 --> 00:12:43,646 I auditioned for soaps, for commercials. I couldn't even book a Depends ad. 193 00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:47,676 Working for Alex is way better than waitressing. What about you? 194 00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:51,087 - I want everything. The best. - What do you mean? 195 00:12:51,157 --> 00:12:55,491 The best house, best cars, the best clothes, the most beautiful lovers. 196 00:12:55,562 --> 00:12:57,792 I wanna hang with the best people and get paid for it. 197 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,356 He needs you to stay five minutes more, he pays one full hour. 198 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:04,767 He needs you dress up... nurse, Nazi... he pays extra. 199 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:07,500 He wears a rubber all the time. 200 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:11,066 - What if he's a talker? - Hello. 201 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:13,135 - Hello, Alex. - Bill. 202 00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:14,879 - I was thinking about some company on Saturday. 203 00:13:14,914 --> 00:13:15,647 - How many girls? 204 00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,139 - Three this time. - The usual hotel? 205 00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:20,880 - Yeah, the pink one on Sunset. - For how long? 206 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:24,014 - Just a night. - $5,000. Bye-bye. 207 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:28,254 If he's talker, if he wants to bitch about his wife, that's extra. 208 00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:31,388 Nothing is for free. 209 00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:33,762 Mr. Mendel esta aqui. 210 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,825 Muy bien. Gracias. You'll like Mendel. 211 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,599 - Mendel. - You wanted to see me? 212 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:43,403 Yes. Can you take a seat outside, please? I'll be about five minutes. 213 00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:51,147 When my little girls are bad, Mendel spanks them for me. 214 00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:54,709 So there they were. They found his rubbers. 215 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:57,621 They filled them with water... thought they were balloons, you know... 216 00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,523 then dropped them all over the Persian carpet. 217 00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:03,255 I gave him such a good story for his wife. 218 00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:05,991 Alex, I love talking to you. 219 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:10,730 Sure. Now you're going to learn the most important thing you'll ever learn from me. 220 00:14:10,804 --> 00:14:13,295 - Shoot. - Keep your mouth shut. 221 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:18,037 The client knows about me. I know about the client. Nobody else knows anything. 222 00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:21,274 I know how to keep a secret. 223 00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:24,874 Heidi, you're smart. 224 00:14:29,522 --> 00:14:33,356 - Hello. - I got a piece of business for you. 225 00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:37,419 - Don't mess up. - Okay. 226 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,773 I gotta tell you, I was nervous. 227 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:54,541 I was afraid the guy might need me to do some weird, perverted sex act... 228 00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:57,276 with a Rottweiler or something. 229 00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:05,121 Felt like I was in the middle of an O.D. 230 00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:08,354 My heart was beating like a damn drum. 231 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,004 I've been hanging out with rock stars since I was a kid. 232 00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:21,768 They were right at the top of the sexual pecking order in Hollywood. 233 00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:25,174 Alex's girls thought they were gods or something. 234 00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:28,976 To me they werejust another bunch of guys who 235 00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:32,684 would screw mud if nothing else was around. 236 00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:35,618 - Alex sent me. - Hi. 237 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:43,889 Some of the guys were partying? 238 00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:46,898 We'll make the record company eat it, right? 239 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:50,299 Naturally. 240 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:58,041 Backstage at the Greek a couple of years back. 241 00:15:58,111 --> 00:16:01,103 I remember. You liked my tattoo. 242 00:16:01,181 --> 00:16:04,878 What does it say again? "Forever is not enough"? 243 00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:07,476 Very good. 244 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:10,182 - What was your name again? - Heidi. 245 00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:40,346 - It's 1,500. - That seems high. 246 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:44,220 - You get what you pay for. - Come on, man. Aren't you happy to see me? 247 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:47,259 Absolutely. But you know what? I need to be paid. 248 00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:49,795 Man, like, you should be paying me. 249 00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:52,763 Excuse me? 250 00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:55,392 All right. Catch you later, man. 251 00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:06,211 Wait. 252 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:13,246 Lonely at the top, huh? 253 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,563 Oh, yeah. 254 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:33,095 Tasty little one, aren't ya? 255 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:38,510 Go again? 256 00:17:46,819 --> 00:17:49,481 At the age of 22, I traveled the world first-class... 257 00:17:49,555 --> 00:17:51,682 and got paid for it. 258 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:57,424 I ate, slept, shopped, toured and enjoyed the finest of everything. 259 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:59,598 Most people save their entire lives to do that. 260 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,367 Or they never get a chance. 261 00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:05,235 Heidi. 262 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,617 The client is waiting. 263 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:50,105 You like that? 264 00:19:02,662 --> 00:19:04,152 Heidi. 265 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,597 It's good. 266 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,673 - How about some sneakers? - Just bought these. 267 00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:26,346 - Tacky. 268 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:30,322 - Heidi, I'm not really interested in all this materialistic crap. 269 00:19:30,323 --> 00:19:33,486 I just would like to buy a present for my little brother, okay? 270 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:37,552 I'm not like you, Heidi. I don't worship at the temple of consumption. 271 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,962 You know what, Jase? 272 00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:43,365 You don't have to come on like some plaster saint, okay? 273 00:19:43,436 --> 00:19:47,099 Where'd you get that dough? You're usually so broke you can't even afford Tampons. 274 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:50,165 - Keep a secret? - Of course. 275 00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:53,576 Guys pay me to have sex with them. 276 00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:57,138 What, you don't believe me? 277 00:19:57,216 --> 00:20:00,481 - Wow. - It's from the richest guy in Brazil. 278 00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:04,080 I like to wear it with sweatpants 'cause I look so Arab. 279 00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:12,154 The one constant in this business were the Hollywood regulars. 280 00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:15,166 Hmm. But there was nothing regular about Steve. 281 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:22,875 Jesus, they just keep getting younger. 282 00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:39,221 I'm sorry, ladies. It just ain't happening. 283 00:20:39,292 --> 00:20:43,786 - I'm all out of ideas. - Oh, don't cry, dear. 284 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:49,529 Better women all over the world have tried and failed at the task. 285 00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:52,435 Wait a minute. Let's have a fantasy night. 286 00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:55,997 Hey. Fantasy is my business. 287 00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:58,407 Mine too. 288 00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:03,572 Oh. Oh, yeah. 289 00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:08,746 Like any other producer, Steve needed to be pitched a good sto, 290 00:21:08,821 --> 00:21:12,313 All right. So how're we gonna make it, kiddies? 291 00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:17,419 First, you'll be walking that red carpet in Cannes with Lauren and Charisse. 292 00:21:17,497 --> 00:21:20,460 - What about you, Heidi? 293 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,134 - Heidi will be there too... when you get the Palme d'Or. 294 00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:25,301 - Then you'll all go back to a fabulous hotel suite. 295 00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:26,972 - Sounds promising. 296 00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:29,635 Your phone will be ringing with offers, like, nonstop. 297 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:34,476 Then Lauren will take her big, long tongue... 298 00:21:34,547 --> 00:21:38,074 and lick you all over. 299 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,448 Charisse will open her beautiful mouth. 300 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:45,423 That's when the White House calls for advice on foreign policy. 301 00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:49,689 - Yeah? - That's where I make my entrance. 302 00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:54,927 I'll present you with the award for Outstanding Male Performance. 303 00:22:06,879 --> 00:22:08,813 That was a very nice weekend. Thank you. 304 00:22:08,881 --> 00:22:11,714 Thank you. 305 00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:15,777 Heidi, see you soon. 306 00:22:30,803 --> 00:22:32,668 - Oh. - Oh. 307 00:22:32,738 --> 00:22:36,504 Man, there's probably $40,000 in here. How's that for two days' work? 308 00:22:36,576 --> 00:22:38,407 - Let me see. - Oh. 309 00:22:38,477 --> 00:22:41,469 - I'm going to the track. - How can he afford that? 310 00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:45,640 Duh. Steve can afford anything his little heart desires. 311 00:22:49,423 --> 00:22:52,223 Especially you, you idiot. 312 00:22:52,224 --> 00:22:55,352 The big money was in being sent to the foreigners. 313 00:22:56,996 --> 00:22:59,829 If only my Hebrew school teacher could see me now. 314 00:23:08,574 --> 00:23:12,032 Your order is here from Madam Alex. 315 00:23:14,113 --> 00:23:16,673 Please. Do come in. 316 00:23:29,228 --> 00:23:32,720 - You may sit. - Okay. 317 00:23:45,277 --> 00:23:47,711 May I offer you a glass of bordeaux? 318 00:23:49,382 --> 00:23:52,146 I think you'll like it. 319 00:23:53,552 --> 00:23:56,214 I own an interest in the vineyard. 320 00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:06,120 - So what's your name? - You may call me Prince Hassan. 321 00:24:06,198 --> 00:24:08,189 May I? 322 00:24:08,267 --> 00:24:13,466 Yes. I'm from Saudi. Though I lived in London for many years. 323 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:17,475 Then guess that means we don't have to sweep for any bombs or anything. 324 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:22,981 Or not really. That'd be kind of silly. 325 00:24:23,049 --> 00:24:27,850 - We're not in Palestine, dear girl. - Hello. You mean Israel? 326 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,286 I certainly don't mean the Zionist Entity. 327 00:24:30,356 --> 00:24:32,017 Where'd you get that from, Vanessa Redgrave? 328 00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:35,151 I don't need some actress's help to know the facts. 329 00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:37,388 What is it with you guys anyhow? 330 00:24:37,463 --> 00:24:41,695 What do you want, for God's sakes? I mean, besides a heap of dead Jews? 331 00:24:43,836 --> 00:24:45,804 - Out. - You're kidding? 332 00:24:45,871 --> 00:24:48,362 Get the hell out of here, you wretched little girl. 333 00:24:48,441 --> 00:24:51,205 No meaningful dialogue on Middle Eastern issues? 334 00:24:51,277 --> 00:24:53,211 Immediately. 335 00:24:58,718 --> 00:25:02,119 Asshole. 336 00:25:03,923 --> 00:25:06,517 - You're not listening to me, Ivan. - This is terrible. 337 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:08,853 You know, that's what attracts me so much about you, 338 00:25:08,988 --> 00:25:10,228 your intense interest in my day. 339 00:25:10,229 --> 00:25:14,222 - Jesus, Ivan. ... police officers and civilian personnel. 340 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,234 Pretty soon we have communism in this country. 341 00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:18,293 Whatever. 342 00:25:20,806 --> 00:25:23,297 That is key for Alex's business. All these cops from way back. 343 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,900 There's gonna be a shakedown. You should pay attention. 344 00:25:25,978 --> 00:25:28,742 You don't even wanna hear about what happened with this jerk? 345 00:25:28,814 --> 00:25:31,476 So you messed up. Big deal. 346 00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:35,509 When a guy is turned on, he doesn't give a shit about a broad's politics. 347 00:25:35,588 --> 00:25:37,920 Just open your mouth when you have to. There you go. 348 00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:40,823 Trust me, I don't need you telling me how to be a hooker. 349 00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:44,556 Heidi, listen to me. Learn something. 350 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:47,292 You'd be a great madam. 351 00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:49,698 No, I'm serious. Significantly better than Alex. 352 00:25:49,769 --> 00:25:53,227 - I can see this in you. - You're nuts. 353 00:25:53,305 --> 00:25:56,797 She's a horrible, horrible person. 354 00:25:56,876 --> 00:25:58,901 Alex is old and cranky. 355 00:25:58,978 --> 00:26:04,075 She's not gonna last much longer. Hey. Come on. 356 00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:07,711 Cutie-pie. 357 00:26:07,787 --> 00:26:11,553 Not all of Alex's clients werejohns. 358 00:26:11,624 --> 00:26:14,184 That payola bust is ancient history. 359 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,752 Goddamn it. You know I work for you guys for 20 years. 360 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:22,267 If you're my handler, you should know about that heroin case I put Hutchins onto. 361 00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:23,303 - Hutchins is retired. 362 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:25,370 - I know. He was so stupid he couldn't bust Peewee Herman. 363 00:26:25,371 --> 00:26:28,568 Well, you're a lot smarter than him. You got that right. 364 00:26:28,641 --> 00:26:31,769 - You gotta be smart to stay in my business. - And a little bit mean? 365 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,869 It's a mean world. 366 00:26:33,946 --> 00:26:36,938 The way I see it, you've been taking a free ride for about five years now. 367 00:26:37,016 --> 00:26:40,452 - That's gonna stop. - What about the porn ring? 368 00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:43,750 Everybody in the U.S. Attorney's office knows I made that case. 369 00:26:43,823 --> 00:26:45,984 Geez, Alex, you're talking about past history. 370 00:26:46,058 --> 00:26:50,620 Now lately, you haven't given us even but a nibble. Why is that? 371 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,529 Too many people know I work for you. 372 00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:57,729 I have enough enemies, believe me. 373 00:27:00,873 --> 00:27:05,537 Alex forgets why we let her stay in business. 374 00:27:05,572 --> 00:27:05,610 They don't like that downtown. 375 00:27:05,611 --> 00:27:09,138 So we're about to close out the account. 376 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:11,206 Right. 377 00:27:11,283 --> 00:27:15,276 I never understood what your beef with Alex is anyhow. 378 00:27:15,354 --> 00:27:18,016 - Money. - What, she owes you? 379 00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:20,183 Other way around. 380 00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:25,356 Believe me, this way is a lot easier. 381 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:28,594 Meet Michelle, one of Alex's trusted girls. 382 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:32,000 Alex once told me to keep my friends close and my enemies closer. 383 00:27:32,071 --> 00:27:36,064 - Neither of us paid any attention. - My greens. 384 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,076 Fifteen hundred. Bye-bye. 385 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:48,417 So, okay. I go to this guy's office on the studio lot. 386 00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:51,055 We have a couple of glasses of champagne, 387 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:52,090 and he's practically screwing me on his desk. 388 00:27:52,091 --> 00:27:54,582 Mr. Family Values. People magazine. 389 00:27:54,660 --> 00:27:56,491 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Whatever. 390 00:27:56,562 --> 00:28:00,726 So by this point, he's had enough champagne to get a goddamn elephant blasted. 391 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:04,030 And get this. He wants me to spank his little tushie. 392 00:28:04,103 --> 00:28:06,264 I didn't know he was a spanker. 393 00:28:06,338 --> 00:28:08,670 Good girl. What next? 394 00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:12,575 So I did. I spanked him with his old lady's riding crop. 395 00:28:12,645 --> 00:28:17,139 - Oh, and by the way, before I forget, he's like that. 396 00:28:17,174 --> 00:28:17,215 - What's new? 397 00:28:17,216 --> 00:28:20,208 So then I go to go down on the guy and the next thing I know... 398 00:28:20,286 --> 00:28:22,846 he goes completely rigid and he looks at me and he says... 399 00:28:22,922 --> 00:28:26,915 "No oral sex. I'm Catholic. " 400 00:28:26,992 --> 00:28:28,627 - Catholic. 401 00:28:28,696 --> 00:28:31,896 - Guy must have a goddamn broomstick up his ass. 402 00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:33,888 Let's go. 403 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,374 Go, go, go. 404 00:28:43,442 --> 00:28:46,775 Alex Adams, open up! L.A.P.D. 405 00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:48,745 - Open up. - It's the cops. 406 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:52,511 - The cops? - Thank you. Upstairs. Let's go. 407 00:28:57,122 --> 00:29:01,855 What the hell is going on? Alex. Alex? What is going on here? 408 00:29:01,927 --> 00:29:04,589 - Put your hands behind your back. Miss, please. 409 00:29:04,624 --> 00:29:04,662 - Stop it. 410 00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:09,327 - Miss. Do not resist. - Let go. Alex. 411 00:29:09,401 --> 00:29:11,699 Get up out of bed. 412 00:29:11,770 --> 00:29:13,931 Come on. Get up. 413 00:29:14,006 --> 00:29:17,999 Ow. 414 00:29:18,077 --> 00:29:22,241 You didn't even warn me, you rat bastard. Not even a whisper. 415 00:29:22,314 --> 00:29:24,805 Life's a bitch, right? 416 00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:32,721 You got two minutes. 417 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:35,157 What's with the hat? 418 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,388 They have me mopping floors, Heidi... 419 00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:40,125 with my bad heart and my diabetes. 420 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,025 You can always sell my house to raise bail. 421 00:29:44,103 --> 00:29:49,564 One million dollars. I need you to take calls for me at Ivan's place. 422 00:29:49,641 --> 00:29:51,632 Let's talk about it some other time, okay? 423 00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:54,941 You've no idea how much money lawyers cost. 424 00:29:55,014 --> 00:29:58,347 I cannot be out of business for one day. 425 00:29:58,417 --> 00:30:03,081 Jesus. Alex, be cool. We're probably on tape here. 426 00:30:03,155 --> 00:30:06,090 - Then will you help me? - Don't worry. 427 00:30:06,158 --> 00:30:10,993 - Help me, Heidi. - Alex, you know I love you. 428 00:30:19,171 --> 00:30:23,335 - So what do you think? - What about L.A.P. D? 429 00:30:23,409 --> 00:30:26,071 Just play the game. It will take care of itself. 430 00:30:26,145 --> 00:30:29,308 - Yeah? - I've been dealing with them for years. 431 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:32,509 Look at it this way, you won't have to go down on any more guys. 432 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:34,950 Except you, of course. 433 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,614 My pleasure. 434 00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,180 What about Alex? 435 00:30:40,259 --> 00:30:42,955 They're sending her to a resort spa for retired madams. 436 00:30:44,963 --> 00:30:48,899 - It's a great opportunity I'm giving you. - How would it work? 437 00:30:48,967 --> 00:30:51,663 Same as it does now. 438 00:30:51,737 --> 00:30:56,231 But there'd be a shitload of money for everybody. Believe me. 439 00:30:56,308 --> 00:30:58,902 I can't screw Alex like that. It isn't right. 440 00:30:58,977 --> 00:31:02,708 - Oh, please. Right, wrong. Don't be naive. - You're such a prick. 441 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,716 Things change in this business. Plans change. 442 00:31:05,784 --> 00:31:08,582 People come, people go. 443 00:31:08,654 --> 00:31:11,646 What business are we talking about, show business or hooking? 444 00:31:11,723 --> 00:31:15,887 - Same thing. - So what are you saying? 445 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,387 You will take over Alex's business... 446 00:31:20,466 --> 00:31:23,629 and with my help become the most powerful woman in Hollywood. 447 00:31:41,787 --> 00:31:44,585 When meeting Steve, it was always good to bring dessert. 448 00:31:58,403 --> 00:32:00,234 Steve. 449 00:32:03,142 --> 00:32:05,804 Well. Well, well. 450 00:32:05,878 --> 00:32:09,439 Want me to get your waiter? Maybe he can put your tongue back in your mouth. 451 00:32:09,515 --> 00:32:12,348 No. Don't bother. All these waiters have screenplays. 452 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:13,913 - You are? 453 00:32:13,987 --> 00:32:16,587 - Debra. She's from Texas. Started last week. 454 00:32:16,588 --> 00:32:18,681 I know how you love a new face. 455 00:32:18,757 --> 00:32:22,352 - Howdy, partner. - Hi. 456 00:32:22,427 --> 00:32:27,057 - Enchanted. - My good buddy, the notorious Steve. 457 00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:31,402 I've seen all your movies. This is so great. 458 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,597 Debra, why don't you go to the little girl's room. 459 00:32:33,672 --> 00:32:36,308 - Steve and I need to talk a little business. 460 00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:37,175 - But I just sat down. 461 00:32:37,176 --> 00:32:40,942 - Learn to take a goddamn hint. - Geez. 462 00:32:51,356 --> 00:32:54,450 Mmm. 463 00:32:54,526 --> 00:32:56,585 How much is this going to cost me? 464 00:32:56,662 --> 00:32:58,630 You can have her on the house. 465 00:32:58,697 --> 00:33:00,631 Why? 466 00:33:00,699 --> 00:33:02,690 'Cause if it gets around that you like her... 467 00:33:02,768 --> 00:33:07,102 every horny real estate agent and dentist on the west side will be phoning me up. 468 00:33:07,172 --> 00:33:10,573 - Heidi, there has to be a catch. - There is. 469 00:33:10,642 --> 00:33:14,578 From now on, you won't be dealing with Alex. You'll be dealing with me. 470 00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:17,282 - Really? 471 00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:20,551 - You know Alex was busted. Her phones are tapped. 472 00:33:20,652 --> 00:33:22,313 Why you? 473 00:33:22,387 --> 00:33:27,848 'Cause I'm the only girl she knows who can add and subtract. Why else? 474 00:33:30,596 --> 00:33:33,588 Alex Adams. In view of your health... 475 00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:37,499 and your past record of cooperation... 476 00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:40,902 I sentence you to 18 months'probation. 477 00:33:40,973 --> 00:33:46,377 - You can count yourself fortunate to have your freedom. 478 00:33:46,445 --> 00:33:50,108 Cuidado con mi pictura, hombre. 479 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,278 - Hello. - How's business, Heidi? 480 00:33:54,353 --> 00:33:57,845 It's, uh, kind of slow. Not much to report. 481 00:33:57,923 --> 00:33:59,857 Where's Steve? 482 00:33:59,925 --> 00:34:02,257 He's good for two or three calls a week. 483 00:34:02,327 --> 00:34:04,818 Uh, I think he's making a movie in Russia. 484 00:34:04,896 --> 00:34:07,057 Russia. Big pervert. 485 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,623 We don't say pervert. We say erotically challenged. 486 00:34:09,701 --> 00:34:12,864 Heidi, don't tell me nobody in Hollywood wants to get laid anymore. 487 00:34:12,938 --> 00:34:15,930 Alex, nobody's calling. It's like a desert, no kidding. 488 00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:19,671 - So what's going on? - Everybody's heard about your bust. 489 00:34:19,745 --> 00:34:21,906 They're so scared they can't get it up. 490 00:34:21,980 --> 00:34:25,108 Hold on a second. Hello. 491 00:34:25,183 --> 00:34:26,912 Hey. 492 00:34:52,511 --> 00:34:56,504 Go ahead, keep it. 493 00:34:56,581 --> 00:34:59,414 - All of it? - Enjoy. 494 00:34:59,484 --> 00:35:01,645 Thanks. 495 00:35:05,524 --> 00:35:10,518 Why don't you come work for me? 65/35 split. 496 00:35:10,595 --> 00:35:14,429 Are you gonna be the madam? You're only 23 years old. 497 00:35:14,499 --> 00:35:16,967 I didn't know there was, like, an age requirement for the gig. 498 00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:20,095 You got more balls than the Pittsburgh Steelers. 499 00:35:20,172 --> 00:35:22,663 I'm offering you five points better than Alex. 500 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:25,608 I wouldn't give that to my own sister. 501 00:35:25,677 --> 00:35:28,942 We have a lot of history, me and Alex. We go way back. 502 00:35:29,014 --> 00:35:30,481 Months, even. 503 00:35:32,351 --> 00:35:34,410 Do you know Alex is a snitch for the L.A.P. D? 504 00:35:34,486 --> 00:35:39,150 - No shit. - Twenty years. 505 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:43,058 Some fat dork's probably got a jacket on you six inches thick. 506 00:35:43,128 --> 00:35:45,426 I'd think about that every time she calls you. 507 00:35:57,509 --> 00:36:01,172 You greedy, Jew pig. You are plotting against my business. 508 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:03,138 - Alex, what a pleasure. 509 00:36:03,215 --> 00:36:04,815 - You are not satisfied, you want to have it all. 510 00:36:04,816 --> 00:36:06,909 Why are you bothering me with this? I'm preparing a picture. 511 00:36:06,985 --> 00:36:11,046 You haven't directed a picture since Randolph Scott was riding the range. 512 00:36:11,123 --> 00:36:13,016 - Alex, this is Heidi. 513 00:36:13,192 --> 00:36:15,192 - Oh, and you, you helped this pig to steal my business. 514 00:36:15,193 --> 00:36:17,354 Alex, I'm helping you just like you asked me to. 515 00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:21,092 Don't try to bullshit me, you greedy little twat. I know all the tricks. 516 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:23,367 You know, I invented most of them, 517 00:36:23,402 --> 00:36:24,402 so why are you trying to cause all this trouble? 518 00:36:24,403 --> 00:36:26,894 You screwed me, Alex. You hardly sent me to the Arabs. 519 00:36:26,972 --> 00:36:31,136 You never sent me to Europe, and you always took too big a cut, so screw you. 520 00:36:32,711 --> 00:36:35,509 Fantastic. Where did that come from? 521 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:39,482 Sometimes I really hate that fat, muumuu slob. 522 00:36:39,551 --> 00:36:43,681 There was so much money, even I didn't know what to do with it. 523 00:36:43,755 --> 00:36:46,417 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 524 00:36:46,491 --> 00:36:50,825 Heidi, how many girls... I don't wanna know. 525 00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:53,330 What the hell am I supposed to do with this amount of money? 526 00:36:53,398 --> 00:36:56,799 What am I supposed to do with it? Stash it in my drawer underneath my underwear? 527 00:36:56,868 --> 00:36:59,359 - I need you to put my dollars to work for me. 528 00:36:59,394 --> 00:36:59,437 - I've already done that. 529 00:36:59,438 --> 00:37:02,100 I've already bought your house in my name, which can be easily explained. 530 00:37:02,174 --> 00:37:05,200 But what you're suggesting here, Heidi... this is totally illegal. 531 00:37:05,277 --> 00:37:07,837 - Dad, it's not like you to be so uptight. - Yeah, well... 532 00:37:07,913 --> 00:37:09,642 things change. 533 00:37:09,714 --> 00:37:10,942 - When will this stop? 534 00:37:11,118 --> 00:37:14,318 - It's like sex. The more you get, the more you want. 535 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,651 One more year and I'm out. 536 00:37:16,721 --> 00:37:18,689 Please, help me? 537 00:37:20,392 --> 00:37:22,553 Alex very good to me. 538 00:37:22,627 --> 00:37:26,256 - Let's cut to the chase. What do you want? - I like that Charisse. 539 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:29,596 - Hey, you want her, you got her. - It's not a problem. 540 00:37:29,668 --> 00:37:33,604 - You can do that? - I don't hook anymore. 541 00:37:33,672 --> 00:37:36,334 I'm management now. 542 00:37:38,109 --> 00:37:40,600 I was running a real girl's camp. 543 00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:43,739 It wasn't like Alex was such a hard act to follow or anything. 544 00:37:45,116 --> 00:37:47,243 My girls were younger and prettier... 545 00:37:47,319 --> 00:37:49,981 and any woman will tell you size matters. 546 00:37:50,055 --> 00:37:52,216 And I wanted to get a lot bigger. 547 00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:57,125 Any businessperson will tell you, the key to success is volume. 548 00:37:57,195 --> 00:38:00,894 You're gonna have to give the tickets in advance 549 00:38:00,966 --> 00:38:01,966 if you need the girls in Monte Carlo. 550 00:38:01,967 --> 00:38:03,730 Yes, that's eight girls, eight tickets. 551 00:38:03,802 --> 00:38:07,294 Then 5,000 a night. Yes, for each of them. 552 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:09,704 And don't forget shopping money. Okay, bye. 553 00:38:09,774 --> 00:38:15,269 Hello. Hi, Councilman. Oh, I'm so glad. 554 00:38:15,347 --> 00:38:19,340 Listen, one of my girls got her car towed. You think you can help me out, babe? 555 00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:22,079 Thank you. Okay, bye. 556 00:38:22,153 --> 00:38:25,486 Hello. Hi, Matt. Yeah, I know I said I'd get you an invoice... 557 00:38:25,557 --> 00:38:28,583 but you've gotta think of a way to charge it back to Production. 558 00:38:30,529 --> 00:38:33,020 Hello. 559 00:38:33,098 --> 00:38:35,931 - Heidi. - Alex, who gave you this number? 560 00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:39,835 You can change your number a thousand times, I'll always get the new one. 561 00:38:39,905 --> 00:38:42,396 You're in over your head. You don't know what you're dealing with. 562 00:38:42,474 --> 00:38:44,267 - Ooh, I'm real scared. 563 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:46,544 - Well, cuff yourself now, save the cops the trouble. 564 00:38:46,545 --> 00:38:48,877 - I've got it taken care of. - You sure? 565 00:38:48,947 --> 00:38:52,610 - Do you remember Madam Claude? - From Paris? Bad teeth? 566 00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:56,347 That's the one. She came to Beverly Hills. She thought she could push me out. 567 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,889 And guess what? I'm still here. 568 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:06,224 Even in the fast lane, you never quite knew when you'd be pulled over. 569 00:39:09,067 --> 00:39:11,228 - Take care of it. - Thank you. 570 00:39:15,574 --> 00:39:19,066 L.A.P.D. Vice. Got a second? 571 00:39:19,144 --> 00:39:21,078 Didn't you talk to Ivan? 572 00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:24,309 From what I hear, you're the one to talk to. 573 00:39:24,382 --> 00:39:27,374 - So what's up? - Just the question I wanna ask you. 574 00:39:29,387 --> 00:39:34,051 Little public, isn't it? Wanna see my club? 575 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:36,616 I'd probably scare away your customers. 576 00:39:38,029 --> 00:39:40,361 When would be a good time? 577 00:39:43,435 --> 00:39:45,596 Call me. 578 00:39:48,006 --> 00:39:51,669 Hey, Heidi. 579 00:40:11,429 --> 00:40:15,422 My client base was stable. The girls were a bunch of ditzes. 580 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,992 They were always disappearing, and the clients were demanding new faces. 581 00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:22,233 Recruiting was hard work. I had to be my own headhunter. 582 00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:25,276 Here we go. Two champagne cocktails. 583 00:40:25,343 --> 00:40:28,073 - We're gonna need another bottle. - Two bottles. Möet. 584 00:40:28,146 --> 00:40:32,139 - Mick said he was coming by tonight. - Great. 585 00:40:34,552 --> 00:40:36,543 Got anything for me, Teddy? 586 00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:41,649 Down by the bar. She's been hustling guys for drinks for three nights straight now. 587 00:40:46,798 --> 00:40:49,665 - You're the best. - Hey. Thanks. 588 00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:52,567 Thanks a lot. 589 00:40:55,407 --> 00:40:58,069 All righty. 590 00:41:13,858 --> 00:41:17,589 - Hi. I'm Heidi. - Hey. 591 00:41:17,662 --> 00:41:20,426 Wanna go to a party for Billy Idol? 592 00:41:26,671 --> 00:41:30,471 I found girls everywhere. Nice girls, all-American girls... 593 00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:33,602 girls you could take home to mom. 594 00:41:33,678 --> 00:41:37,136 - It looks wonderful on you. - Yeah, who am I kidding... 595 00:41:37,215 --> 00:41:39,149 that I can actually afford it. 596 00:41:39,217 --> 00:41:42,050 Go on, indulge yourself. I always do. 597 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,317 Well, maybe in my next life. 598 00:41:45,390 --> 00:41:47,585 I know how you can afford it. 599 00:41:51,529 --> 00:41:55,124 He's being such a jerk. I'll tell you about it later. 600 00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:55,199 I'll call you tonight. Bye. 601 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,794 Bye, Sara. 602 00:41:57,869 --> 00:42:00,667 - Did you think about what we talked about, Sara? 603 00:42:00,702 --> 00:42:00,738 - Hi. 604 00:42:00,739 --> 00:42:03,071 Heidi, my mom would kill me. 605 00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:06,304 - Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes. 606 00:42:06,377 --> 00:42:10,643 He's some kid nobody, and you screw him 'cause he says he loves you, right? 607 00:42:10,715 --> 00:42:12,649 I guess so. 608 00:42:12,717 --> 00:42:16,084 All the guys I know are really cute and very successful. 609 00:42:16,154 --> 00:42:20,318 It's like a really neat club. We have a lot of fun. 610 00:42:20,391 --> 00:42:23,792 The tabloids always came calling for gossip. I just shined them on. 611 00:42:23,862 --> 00:42:26,057 A lot of people are afraid of me, and they should have been. 612 00:42:26,131 --> 00:42:28,122 Leaders of countries call for sex. 613 00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:30,326 If I came out and talked, I could have stopped NAFTA. 614 00:42:30,401 --> 00:42:33,029 You're being very difficult to work with. I hope you know that. 615 00:42:33,104 --> 00:42:37,200 I like my clients, Glen. Why would I rat them out for tabloid journalism? 616 00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:39,334 - Money. - I got plenty of money. 617 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:46,446 I'm not like Alex. I'm trying to operate on a higher level. 618 00:42:46,518 --> 00:42:49,351 Sure I got a lot of important friends. I know a lot about 'em. 619 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:51,786 - But I'm loyal. - Let me explain reality. 620 00:42:51,856 --> 00:42:55,087 You give me celebrity dirt, and I don't write about you. 621 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,993 So go ahead and write about me. 622 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,495 While I was basking in my newfound celebrity... 623 00:43:04,569 --> 00:43:07,163 Ivan was being overshadowed. 624 00:43:09,707 --> 00:43:12,574 You can go in now, guys. 625 00:43:16,514 --> 00:43:20,109 I've been waiting over 25 minutes. This really now is beyond absurd, okay? 626 00:43:20,185 --> 00:43:23,052 Please, Mr. Nagy, I've told Jon you're here. 627 00:43:23,121 --> 00:43:25,749 It's "Naj. Naj. " 628 00:43:25,824 --> 00:43:28,156 - Four times. - Well, tell him again. Tell him five times. 629 00:43:30,161 --> 00:43:32,425 Ivan, sorry I'm late. 630 00:43:32,497 --> 00:43:34,727 Hey, Jonny! 631 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,833 Gorgeous, baby. 632 00:43:41,806 --> 00:43:44,870 Put 5K down for me on the Trojans over Stanford on Saturday. 633 00:43:45,043 --> 00:43:46,043 Take the points. 634 00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:49,070 You got it. No problem. 635 00:43:49,147 --> 00:43:51,138 So, what about the, uh, project? 636 00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:54,413 - Project? - Well, you know, the NBC thing, the pilot. 637 00:43:54,485 --> 00:43:58,819 Oh, didn't I tell you? The network wants to go in another direction. 638 00:43:58,890 --> 00:44:01,825 - They passed? - Everybody wants a brand name these days. 639 00:44:01,893 --> 00:44:05,056 - Sor, - Brand name. It's a joke. 640 00:44:05,129 --> 00:44:07,654 It's a joke. I can shoot that crap standing on my head. 641 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:09,763 - I don't know what to say. 642 00:44:09,835 --> 00:44:11,535 - Well, did you tell them about Starsky and Hutch... 643 00:44:11,536 --> 00:44:14,471 CHiPS, all my movie of the week credits? 644 00:44:14,539 --> 00:44:16,473 You're a tough sell right now, Ivan. 645 00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:18,600 So, I should just go screw myself. 646 00:44:21,512 --> 00:44:23,639 Not at all. Always a pleasure, Ivan. 647 00:44:27,085 --> 00:44:29,019 Hey, Jonny. 648 00:44:41,399 --> 00:44:44,766 I'm not going to be coy with you. I loved the publicity I was getting. 649 00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:49,603 It was like being famous covers you in gold paint... everything shines. 650 00:44:49,674 --> 00:44:52,199 Heidi, right this way. Lookin'good, darling. 651 00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:54,472 The way I look at it... 652 00:44:54,545 --> 00:44:57,378 in Hollywood, if you're not a star, you don't really exist. 653 00:44:57,448 --> 00:45:01,214 - I was getting to be a star. - Hi. 654 00:45:01,286 --> 00:45:03,811 - Brigette! - Hi. You look gorgeous. 655 00:45:03,888 --> 00:45:06,152 - Luther. - Heidi! 656 00:45:08,393 --> 00:45:11,954 - What's happening? - Mick said he might stop by later. 657 00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:15,329 Tracy is still buzzing, man. What did you do to her? 658 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,029 - Oh. - Let me send Tracy to you with Debra. 659 00:45:19,103 --> 00:45:22,095 - How's Friday? - Oh, I'm in Chicago. 660 00:45:22,173 --> 00:45:24,664 Look, anyone you want. You tell me, I'll get 'em. 661 00:45:24,742 --> 00:45:26,733 Really. Any bitch I want? 662 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:30,440 - How about the Dancersize girls from TV? - You can get them cha-chas? 663 00:45:30,515 --> 00:45:33,177 You know what? Everybody's for sale. All it takes is money. 664 00:45:33,251 --> 00:45:35,446 One night in London. 665 00:45:38,323 --> 00:45:41,759 Hey, Heidi. How about one of you and Luther? 666 00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,794 - Who you with? - The Examiner. 667 00:45:43,861 --> 00:45:46,421 No problem. 668 00:45:47,966 --> 00:45:48,666 - Hi. 669 00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:51,301 - Sir, would you mind getting out of my shot? 670 00:45:51,302 --> 00:45:53,236 Why? What's wrong with me? 671 00:45:53,304 --> 00:45:55,397 Ivan, gimme a break. 672 00:46:15,426 --> 00:46:19,260 Have you read this? 673 00:46:19,330 --> 00:46:21,264 It's about your friend Fleiss. 674 00:46:21,332 --> 00:46:25,632 It says, " I'm really the high end of the high end. 675 00:46:25,703 --> 00:46:28,763 "What took Alex years to build, I did in one. 676 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,900 "It's just hard for her to accept that her ship is sunk... 677 00:46:31,976 --> 00:46:33,967 and she's been forced out. " 678 00:46:34,045 --> 00:46:37,014 - Modest, huh? - She really said that? 679 00:46:37,081 --> 00:46:39,982 Of course she really said that. It's right here. 680 00:46:40,051 --> 00:46:42,849 Who does she think she is? 681 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,854 Well, she's got friends at the studios... 682 00:46:44,922 --> 00:46:47,652 City Hall, not to mention Parker Center. 683 00:46:47,725 --> 00:46:49,852 I don't care who takes the loss on this one. 684 00:46:49,927 --> 00:46:55,661 You can either be part of my team or get out of my way. 685 00:46:55,733 --> 00:46:57,826 Which one's it gonna be, Sergeant? 686 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,802 You know I'm gonna be there. 687 00:47:01,039 --> 00:47:05,669 Good. 'Cause she's going down... all the way. 688 00:47:13,251 --> 00:47:16,220 Hillary and Chelsea fell asleep on the couch. 689 00:47:16,287 --> 00:47:19,347 They were watching an old John Wayne... 690 00:47:20,825 --> 00:47:22,759 Where's that housekeeper? 691 00:47:22,827 --> 00:47:25,022 Rosita? 692 00:47:25,096 --> 00:47:27,428 She's always out sneaking a smoke when you need her. 693 00:47:27,498 --> 00:47:31,434 And then my secret admirer with a badge showed up. 694 00:47:33,037 --> 00:47:34,971 Ladies. 695 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:42,505 We need to talk. 696 00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:55,217 - I was just gonna call you. - I bet. 697 00:47:55,293 --> 00:47:59,320 Looks like you're doing pretty good for yourself. 698 00:47:59,397 --> 00:48:01,695 Yeah, fat and happy. 699 00:48:01,766 --> 00:48:04,064 But not that fat. 700 00:48:04,135 --> 00:48:06,569 Rollin' in dough, I'd say. 701 00:48:06,637 --> 00:48:10,004 And I guess I oughta thank you for seeing me. 702 00:48:10,074 --> 00:48:12,838 So, what can I do for you? 703 00:48:12,910 --> 00:48:15,538 That Lauren, she's pretty hot. 704 00:48:15,613 --> 00:48:18,411 Wouldn't mind getting to know her a little better. How's this afternoon sound? 705 00:48:18,483 --> 00:48:20,849 Forgot to tell you, we don't do freebies anymore. 706 00:48:20,918 --> 00:48:22,647 Yeah? 707 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,745 Well, that's too bad. Today's my day off. 708 00:48:24,822 --> 00:48:26,756 What do you think this is, a $ 10 cathouse? 709 00:48:26,824 --> 00:48:28,758 Besides, it isn't fair to the girls. 710 00:48:28,826 --> 00:48:33,160 That's true. A hooker's life is no bed of roses. 711 00:48:33,231 --> 00:48:35,165 That's gonna change. 712 00:48:39,237 --> 00:48:41,671 You know, Heidi, you're trying to run before you can walk. 713 00:48:41,739 --> 00:48:42,602 - Think so? 714 00:48:42,775 --> 00:48:44,975 - Yeah. Let me explain something to you, all right? 715 00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:46,910 Prostitution is against the law. 716 00:48:48,112 --> 00:48:51,775 Thank you. I think I understand now. 717 00:48:51,849 --> 00:48:54,943 Why don't you save your smart talk for somebody else, okay? 718 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:58,955 Nobody gives much of a goddamn about the law, but I am supposed to enforce it. 719 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:02,515 And it's up to you to give me a damn good reason why I shouldn't do my job. 720 00:49:05,163 --> 00:49:08,223 - How about 10,000 a month? - Screw you. 721 00:49:08,299 --> 00:49:10,733 - How about 50,000? - I'm not interested. 722 00:49:10,801 --> 00:49:13,429 Boy, you think a lot of yourself, don't you? 723 00:49:13,504 --> 00:49:16,302 I'm not talking about goddamn money. I'm talking about information. 724 00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:19,707 Now, your girls, they know a lot of pillow talk. 725 00:49:19,777 --> 00:49:23,474 You mean be a stool pigeon like Alex was? No way. 726 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:28,986 You people never will understand how this thing works. 727 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:32,955 Look, you have all of this stuff because the L.A.P.D. Lets you have it. 728 00:49:33,024 --> 00:49:36,755 You act like it's yours by right. 729 00:49:36,827 --> 00:49:38,954 Let me tell you something, baby. 730 00:49:40,131 --> 00:49:42,622 It ain't yours. 731 00:49:43,701 --> 00:49:46,727 Thanks for seeing me. 732 00:49:50,942 --> 00:49:53,502 Wait. 733 00:49:53,578 --> 00:49:56,308 You bet. 734 00:49:59,116 --> 00:50:01,778 Rosita. 735 00:50:07,325 --> 00:50:10,021 Llama Lauren, por favor. 736 00:50:28,679 --> 00:50:30,613 - Yes? - It's me. 737 00:50:30,681 --> 00:50:33,275 Oh, my little love. What do you want? 738 00:50:33,351 --> 00:50:35,342 I just wanna talk. You know, like we used to. 739 00:50:35,419 --> 00:50:39,219 About what, you little bitch? About how you stole my business? 740 00:50:39,290 --> 00:50:42,157 I know all this crap has happened, but I miss you, Alex. 741 00:50:42,226 --> 00:50:44,217 You're the only one on the planet that knows what I'm going through. 742 00:50:44,295 --> 00:50:48,698 Yes, for sure I am more exciting than that Eurotrash dickhead. 743 00:50:48,766 --> 00:50:51,894 - I don't know what to do about Ivan. - You don't need that pig. 744 00:50:51,969 --> 00:50:54,733 - You've moved way out of his league. - You mean dump him? 745 00:50:54,805 --> 00:50:57,467 Of course dump him. 746 00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:00,032 To face problems too long ignored... 747 00:51:00,111 --> 00:51:03,274 I started to throw parties. Big parties. 748 00:51:03,347 --> 00:51:06,316 The Brat Pack needed a hostess, and I was ready. 749 00:51:06,384 --> 00:51:08,682 Hollywood bad boys all wanted to know me. 750 00:51:08,753 --> 00:51:11,620 Hanging with me helped them keep up their lousy reputations. 751 00:51:11,689 --> 00:51:13,748 Heidi! 752 00:51:18,763 --> 00:51:20,958 - Hi, handsome. How you doing? - Hey. 753 00:51:24,335 --> 00:51:26,929 And I believed in doing things right. 754 00:51:31,942 --> 00:51:34,206 Why don't you go talk to Charlie? He's all by himself. 755 00:51:34,278 --> 00:51:36,212 Who knows? Maybe he'll ask you to marry him. 756 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,215 Yeah, right. Hey, beautiful. 757 00:51:39,283 --> 00:51:42,047 Hey, girl. 758 00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:44,519 Hi. Get it in cash. 759 00:51:49,794 --> 00:51:52,558 Excuse me. I'd like a drink. 760 00:51:52,630 --> 00:51:54,564 Thank you. 761 00:51:59,303 --> 00:52:01,567 Fabulous. Fantastic. Wonderful. 762 00:52:04,975 --> 00:52:07,775 I spoke to Bill and Hillary earlier this evening. 763 00:52:07,845 --> 00:52:08,845 I said, "I wanna help you... 764 00:52:08,846 --> 00:52:11,440 - Steve. - Get this country back on track. " 765 00:52:11,515 --> 00:52:13,915 - Excuse me. Yes. - Ivan Nagy. 766 00:52:13,984 --> 00:52:16,111 Heidi's friend. 767 00:52:16,187 --> 00:52:19,122 Oh, yes, you're the... the bookie, right? 768 00:52:19,190 --> 00:52:23,388 I wanna send you a wonderful script. 769 00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:26,294 - What for? - You know, I've always loved your work. 770 00:52:26,364 --> 00:52:30,596 - What are you, a critic too? - No. I'm a very good director. 771 00:52:30,668 --> 00:52:33,899 Oh, I thought you were the Romanian ambassador to Ecuador. 772 00:52:33,971 --> 00:52:38,806 I see, I'm an asshole. This is how Steve deals with assholes. 773 00:52:38,876 --> 00:52:41,071 Ivan, I need to talk to you. 774 00:52:41,145 --> 00:52:43,636 - One second. - Right now. 775 00:52:45,015 --> 00:52:47,745 I'll be right back. 776 00:52:50,621 --> 00:52:52,987 I can't believe you're pitching Steve at my party. 777 00:52:53,057 --> 00:52:54,991 If Steve gets involved, my picture's a go. 778 00:52:55,059 --> 00:52:57,789 Now who's being naive? He comes here to relax... 779 00:52:57,862 --> 00:52:59,796 not to get harassed by some nobody. 780 00:52:59,864 --> 00:53:04,130 You go through this town like shit through an eel, and it's hands off for Ivan. 781 00:53:04,201 --> 00:53:06,761 - I don't think so. - Wait. 782 00:53:06,837 --> 00:53:11,672 You told me yourself on social occasions like this, nobody talks business. 783 00:53:11,742 --> 00:53:14,939 Are you crazy? 784 00:53:30,127 --> 00:53:32,391 Things always went better with Coke. 785 00:53:44,074 --> 00:53:46,372 You're putting your whole life up your nose. 786 00:53:46,444 --> 00:53:49,345 Oh, don't lay it off on drugs, Ivan. 787 00:53:49,413 --> 00:53:51,574 We don't have a word to say each other anymore. 788 00:53:51,649 --> 00:53:54,914 We're like strangers. It's time for the big adios. 789 00:53:54,985 --> 00:53:59,012 Heidi, why do you do this? I love you. I wanna help you. This is the truth. 790 00:53:59,089 --> 00:54:03,389 You wouldn't know the truth if it climbed up your back and sodomized you. 791 00:54:03,461 --> 00:54:06,589 I was remembering the night when we first got together. 792 00:54:06,664 --> 00:54:09,531 I was so inspired. It was like... like moonlight. 793 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,569 And roses too, I bet. Please, no gypsy violins. 794 00:54:12,636 --> 00:54:15,230 And I hate to bring this up, but I really don't think you're giving me... 795 00:54:15,306 --> 00:54:17,240 a straight count with the money. 796 00:54:17,308 --> 00:54:19,936 What you're bringing me is not nearly half. 797 00:54:22,012 --> 00:54:23,946 Jesus, Ivan, what do you want me to do? 798 00:54:24,014 --> 00:54:26,312 Keep books? File with the I.R. S? 799 00:54:26,383 --> 00:54:29,477 I'm trying to stickhandle 300 girls here. 800 00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:37,054 By the way, is this a relationship discussion or a business discussion? 801 00:54:37,127 --> 00:54:39,755 Both, I would say. 802 00:54:41,298 --> 00:54:44,392 If you were willing to go into rehab, I would marry you. 803 00:54:44,468 --> 00:54:47,301 - The supreme sacrifice, huh? - You're a drug addict. 804 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:51,467 You know what? It's too late, Ivan. Everything's gone way too far. 805 00:54:58,282 --> 00:55:00,375 The business will be an issue if we split up. 806 00:55:00,451 --> 00:55:02,419 We can still be partners. 807 00:55:04,088 --> 00:55:08,548 And friends? We're going to do that American "friends" thing? 808 00:55:08,626 --> 00:55:11,424 I got a lot of friends. 809 00:55:11,495 --> 00:55:15,932 Little Heidi. You're so tough. 810 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,128 Yeah, guess who taught me? 811 00:55:22,673 --> 00:55:25,039 Here's that deposit slip. 812 00:55:25,109 --> 00:55:27,601 Heidi, I'm very uncomfortable about the joint account. 813 00:55:27,678 --> 00:55:28,678 I was thinking there might be... 814 00:55:28,679 --> 00:55:30,442 That house will be a great investment for us. 815 00:55:30,514 --> 00:55:32,914 I'm not just talking about the house. 816 00:55:32,983 --> 00:55:36,510 Ayear ago, you said you would st... 817 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:39,351 - Heidi Fleiss. - What's up, cutie? 818 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:42,187 Ivan, what are you doing? 819 00:55:42,259 --> 00:55:44,819 Trying to forget you, honey. 820 00:55:44,895 --> 00:55:48,092 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, how's it going? 821 00:55:48,165 --> 00:55:52,898 Not so hot. I miss you, honey. Maybe we get back together? 822 00:55:52,970 --> 00:55:54,995 I'm in a meeting here. Can I call you back? 823 00:55:55,072 --> 00:55:58,337 No, Heidi, wait. We need to talk, but not on the phone, understand? 824 00:55:58,409 --> 00:56:00,639 - Stay away from your phone. - Right. 825 00:56:00,711 --> 00:56:03,509 Meet me tonight for dinner at 7:00. Walker Hotel. 826 00:56:03,581 --> 00:56:06,345 Okay, honey? Say, "Yes, Ivan. " 827 00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:09,045 - Yes, Ivan. - Okay, honey. 828 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,587 - Don't forget, cutie, it's very important. - Bye. 829 00:56:14,358 --> 00:56:17,384 Well, got some good news anyhow. 830 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:20,726 - From Ivan? - I met somebody. 831 00:56:20,798 --> 00:56:24,529 Brandeis grad, Stanford law. 832 00:56:24,602 --> 00:56:27,935 How did you meet? Never mind. It's wonderful. That's great. 833 00:56:28,005 --> 00:56:30,940 - I think you'll like him. - Like him? 834 00:56:31,008 --> 00:56:33,135 I would adore anything that's ordinary. 835 00:56:33,210 --> 00:56:36,907 Why shouldn't I have a normal life like anybody else? 836 00:56:36,981 --> 00:56:39,609 - Nagy. - To you. 837 00:56:42,219 --> 00:56:44,244 Are you by yourself tonight, sir? 838 00:56:44,321 --> 00:56:46,983 Oh, no, no, no. I'm expecting a guest. 839 00:56:49,927 --> 00:56:51,690 Thank you. 840 00:56:51,762 --> 00:56:54,629 Not yet, Alan. 841 00:56:54,698 --> 00:56:58,156 When a guy tells you he loves you and he wants to have babies with you... 842 00:56:58,235 --> 00:57:00,533 he means I love having sex with you for free. 843 00:57:00,604 --> 00:57:03,334 Yeah, yeah! 844 00:57:09,079 --> 00:57:11,513 There are a lot of things that Ivan did well. 845 00:57:11,582 --> 00:57:14,710 Being by himselfjust didn't happen to be one of them. 846 00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:18,279 - Mm. - Yes, sir. 847 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:20,220 I'll have a vodka rocks while I'm waiting. 848 00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:22,520 Coming right up. 849 00:57:23,594 --> 00:57:25,960 You know what? Make it a double. 850 00:57:30,734 --> 00:57:32,964 So, when are you going to introduce me to Michael Douglas? 851 00:57:33,037 --> 00:57:35,699 I don't even know if he even needs a tax lawyer. 852 00:57:35,773 --> 00:57:37,707 I'm just buying his house from him is all. 853 00:57:37,775 --> 00:57:39,538 Do you think you're able to get away for the week? 854 00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:41,544 I'd love to go to Aspen with you. 855 00:57:41,612 --> 00:57:44,046 I got a bunch of friends you're gonna love. 856 00:57:44,114 --> 00:57:47,345 By the way, you're a lot prettier than anybody who works for you. 857 00:57:47,418 --> 00:57:50,615 Really? 858 00:57:50,688 --> 00:57:54,317 Those flowers you sent me are sweet. 859 00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:58,657 Oh, shit. 860 00:57:58,729 --> 00:58:01,823 - What's wrong, babe? - Nothing. I forgot something. 861 00:58:01,899 --> 00:58:03,833 - Important? - Not really. 862 00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:06,199 You know, I can't wait for you to meet my mom. 863 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:10,502 She's so happy I finally met a niceJewish girl. 864 00:58:12,076 --> 00:58:14,943 Who the hell do you think you are? 865 00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:16,946 Bitch. 866 00:58:17,014 --> 00:58:19,847 You forgot your gift. Sir! 867 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:21,908 Keep it. 868 00:58:32,362 --> 00:58:34,353 - Yeah. - Hello, pig. 869 00:58:34,431 --> 00:58:38,731 I hear Heidi dumped you, 'cause you were dragging her down socially. 870 00:58:38,802 --> 00:58:41,965 - Why are you phoning me? - I'm an old friend, Ivan. 871 00:58:42,039 --> 00:58:44,405 It's not nice to lose touch with old friends. 872 00:58:44,475 --> 00:58:47,467 Let me give you some advice. Keep out of my private life. 873 00:58:47,544 --> 00:58:50,308 How long before she cuts you out of the deal entirely? 874 00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:52,314 You're going to let the little whore get away with that? 875 00:58:52,382 --> 00:58:55,909 You don't understand something about her. You're not dealing with a normal mind. 876 00:58:55,986 --> 00:58:59,444 - What do you mean? - Heidi and I talk all the time, okay? 877 00:58:59,523 --> 00:59:02,185 - We're going to get back together soon. - Oh, that's touching. 878 00:59:02,259 --> 00:59:04,750 You carrying a torch for Heidi. 879 00:59:04,828 --> 00:59:06,762 You're a very bitter old woman. 880 00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:11,358 She's gone, moron. You know, first she used me, then she used you. 881 00:59:11,435 --> 00:59:12,801 - Now she is discarding you like a piece of Kleenex. 882 00:59:12,870 --> 00:59:13,870 - Exactly. 883 00:59:13,871 --> 00:59:17,329 - And you are too much of a limp dick to stop her. 884 00:59:18,475 --> 00:59:19,475 - Exactly. 885 00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:21,671 So, yeah, the party's for Mick? 886 00:59:21,745 --> 00:59:24,270 Yeah, it's Mick's birthday. It's going to be totally professional. 887 00:59:24,348 --> 00:59:27,840 - Who's going to be there? - A guest list? It's going to be about 400. 888 00:59:27,918 --> 00:59:31,354 - Oh, is that all? - He said a lot. 889 00:59:41,532 --> 00:59:43,625 - Joe. Hey, Joe, how are you? - Excuse me, sir. 890 00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:46,328 See you inside. No problem. I'm Heidi's friend. 891 00:59:46,403 --> 00:59:48,633 I need to check your name on the list. 892 00:59:48,705 --> 00:59:50,832 Ivan Nagy. Is Jack here yet? 893 00:59:50,908 --> 00:59:54,105 - Nudge? - Nagy. N-A-G-Y. 894 00:59:54,178 --> 00:59:58,706 - You pronounce it "Naj. " - Sorry, sir. I don't have a "Naj" here. 895 00:59:58,782 --> 01:00:02,878 There must be some mistake, all right, because there's a relationship here. 896 01:00:02,953 --> 01:00:07,617 If you're not on my list or can show me an invitation, you cannot enter, sir. 897 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:12,219 - Heidi! - Please, keep your voice down. 898 01:00:12,296 --> 01:00:14,457 Take your hands off of me, all right? You people think just because... 899 01:00:14,531 --> 01:00:16,658 You people? You people what? 900 01:00:16,733 --> 01:00:21,670 Hey, I sincerely apologize. I'm Hungarian. I'm not a racist, okay? 901 01:00:21,738 --> 01:00:25,071 I did a documentary in 1968 for Hungarian television... 902 01:00:25,142 --> 01:00:27,167 - about Bobby Seal. - Must have missed it. 903 01:00:27,244 --> 01:00:31,374 I'm going to have to ask you to step away from Ms. Fleiss's property, sir. 904 01:00:31,448 --> 01:00:34,644 If you like, I'll call the Beverly Hills Police 905 01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:36,118 and you can discuss it with them. 906 01:00:36,119 --> 01:00:38,110 Get off. I'm going. 907 01:00:48,799 --> 01:00:49,827 In one second, 908 01:00:49,901 --> 01:00:52,001 the same person who tells you they love you... 909 01:00:52,002 --> 01:00:54,334 will turn around and make your life a living hell. 910 01:00:54,404 --> 01:00:56,770 - They will destroy you. - Alex! 911 01:00:58,909 --> 01:01:01,343 Alex! 912 01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:08,443 Bastard, you woke up all my cats. 913 01:01:08,518 --> 01:01:11,681 Something must be done about Heidi. She's out of control. 914 01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:15,088 Now you want me to help you. 915 01:01:15,158 --> 01:01:17,820 What happened to me should happen to her. 916 01:01:17,895 --> 01:01:21,592 That's true. It's not easy getting a pandering conviction. 917 01:01:21,665 --> 01:01:23,860 She knows people. 918 01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:26,425 I know how to get Heidi. 919 01:01:35,245 --> 01:01:38,078 Heidi. 920 01:01:38,148 --> 01:01:40,912 Hello. 921 01:01:40,984 --> 01:01:42,918 - Heidi. - Yeah. 922 01:01:42,986 --> 01:01:46,319 - It's Nicky Akai. You know, from Hawaii? - Remind me. 923 01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:50,292 - We met at the Rangoon Racquet Club. - I remember now. 924 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,061 Some of my business associates are going 925 01:01:52,129 --> 01:01:53,829 to be in Los Angeles for a couple days. 926 01:01:53,830 --> 01:01:55,821 I wonder if you could help me out with the entertainment. 927 01:01:55,899 --> 01:01:58,629 Just call me when you get into town. It won't be a problem. 928 01:01:58,702 --> 01:02:01,466 - And how much will it be for a night? - 5,000 a girl. 929 01:02:01,538 --> 01:02:04,701 - And what do I get for that? - Everybody's gonna have a good time. 930 01:02:07,844 --> 01:02:10,244 Every hooker's dream: A hotel suite... 931 01:02:10,314 --> 01:02:12,748 filled with rich, horny businessmen. 932 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:15,876 Heidi-land was always on the itinera, 933 01:02:18,989 --> 01:02:22,390 - Here we are. - Please come in. 934 01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,793 These are my business associates. 935 01:02:31,868 --> 01:02:33,802 Hi. 936 01:02:40,243 --> 01:02:42,404 Ah. 937 01:02:44,982 --> 01:02:48,315 - So, what are you boys looking for? - Now you take off clothes. 938 01:03:04,735 --> 01:03:06,930 Okay, now you dance. 939 01:03:07,004 --> 01:03:09,905 We need some music. 940 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:21,577 Faster. 941 01:03:21,651 --> 01:03:23,619 More sexy. 942 01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:31,618 Okay, ladies, get some clothes on. We're outta here. 943 01:03:31,695 --> 01:03:33,629 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 944 01:03:33,697 --> 01:03:36,996 Los Angeles police officers. You're all under arrest. 945 01:03:38,535 --> 01:03:40,662 If you're going to run an illegal business... 946 01:03:40,737 --> 01:03:44,002 you'd better be driving the best car, living in the best house... 947 01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:47,339 screwing the best-looking people and spending every dollar you make... 948 01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:50,005 because sooner or later, you're going to get caught. 949 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,106 L.A.P.D., everybody stay where you are! 950 01:03:53,183 --> 01:03:56,175 Everybody just relax. You won't make it out of the driveway, so don't bother. 951 01:03:56,253 --> 01:03:58,278 - Nobody move! - You! You! 952 01:04:02,759 --> 01:04:05,626 - I was just... - Relax. 953 01:04:05,695 --> 01:04:09,062 Take it easy. Into the house. 954 01:04:09,132 --> 01:04:12,226 When the cops came, it was like we were a bunch of armed terrorists. 955 01:04:12,302 --> 01:04:14,497 No, no, no, no, no. No, you don't. 956 01:04:14,571 --> 01:04:16,698 No, you don't. 957 01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:22,708 Settle down. 958 01:04:27,717 --> 01:04:31,483 Everybody inside! Open the door. 959 01:04:32,923 --> 01:04:36,415 I'll only wear cuffs if you pay me. Let go! 960 01:04:36,493 --> 01:04:39,690 - What the hell are you doing? - Putting you out of business. 961 01:04:39,763 --> 01:04:42,561 Why don't you stop bothering us and arrest some real criminals? 962 01:04:55,846 --> 01:04:58,041 Face and handcuffs, we need both. 963 01:04:59,850 --> 01:05:01,875 Shit, I can't take this. Can't you do something? 964 01:05:01,952 --> 01:05:05,615 - I can take you around back. - Stop. Might as well get it over with. 965 01:05:12,162 --> 01:05:14,289 Will you turn over your client list to authorities? 966 01:05:14,364 --> 01:05:16,226 I've heard people offered you one million dollars 967 01:05:16,261 --> 01:05:17,099 to buy that black book from you. 968 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,264 Are you the Hollywood Madam? Is it true you were 969 01:05:20,337 --> 01:05:21,337 paid more than $3,000 for sexual favors? 970 01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:23,898 - Back off. - Do you have a comment at all? 971 01:05:23,974 --> 01:05:25,908 - Who you with? - The New York Times. 972 01:05:25,976 --> 01:05:28,240 - CBS. - Sunday Telegraph. - We're all here. 973 01:05:28,311 --> 01:05:30,779 Just hold on, Heidi. Just hold it. 974 01:05:30,847 --> 01:05:33,975 Well, boys, where do you want me? 975 01:05:41,858 --> 01:05:44,793 Excuse me. Girls. 976 01:05:44,861 --> 01:05:47,989 - Nice party, Ivan. - Thank you. Excuse me. 977 01:05:48,064 --> 01:05:50,055 - Charisse. - Ivan. 978 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,795 - Oh, I'll take one. - Lauren. 979 01:05:52,869 --> 01:05:55,201 You look beautiful. 980 01:05:55,272 --> 01:05:57,638 I got the invite. So what's the big occasion? 981 01:05:57,707 --> 01:06:01,234 Didn't you hear? Heidi got arrested yesterday. 982 01:06:01,311 --> 01:06:03,245 Funny time to throw a party. 983 01:06:03,313 --> 01:06:05,338 It's the happiest day of my life. 984 01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:10,785 That's what I love about you, Ivan, no grudges, no hard feelings. 985 01:06:11,922 --> 01:06:14,755 Heidi, we have wiretaps, transcripts... 986 01:06:14,824 --> 01:06:17,588 witnesses. 987 01:06:17,661 --> 01:06:21,119 You're looking at a whole lot of jail time, Heidi. 988 01:06:21,198 --> 01:06:24,031 Why don't we talk about how the L.A.P.D. Doesn't bust madams... 989 01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:26,034 who exchange information? 990 01:06:26,102 --> 01:06:28,963 Oh, that might be embarrassing, except I know 991 01:06:29,039 --> 01:06:30,239 you can't prove anything in a court of law. 992 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,107 I'd like to see what a good lawyer would say about that. 993 01:06:33,176 --> 01:06:36,873 Oh, and by the way, how many johns are you busting while you're busting me? 994 01:06:36,947 --> 01:06:39,814 Nothing is going to stop this case from going to trial. 995 01:06:39,883 --> 01:06:42,215 You're too big, Heidi. 996 01:06:42,285 --> 01:06:44,219 Why do you keep saying my name like that? 997 01:06:44,287 --> 01:06:46,687 You sound like a car salesman. 998 01:06:46,756 --> 01:06:50,055 Listen to me. 999 01:06:50,126 --> 01:06:54,460 There is a seven-foot bull dyke in Lompoc who's just a-dying to meet you. 1000 01:06:54,531 --> 01:06:58,194 Stop, Sergeant. You're making me all wet. 1001 01:07:00,270 --> 01:07:02,704 One door closes, another door opens. You know what I'm saying? 1002 01:07:02,772 --> 01:07:06,105 In the meantime, we'll take the yacht and go down to Baja next week. 1003 01:07:06,176 --> 01:07:08,303 - Sounds good to me. - I could work on my tan. 1004 01:07:08,378 --> 01:07:11,313 Only if I can drive. 1005 01:07:13,984 --> 01:07:16,145 Hey, guys, what a pleasure you stop by. 1006 01:07:16,219 --> 01:07:18,312 - Ivan, how you doing? - Good. 1007 01:07:18,388 --> 01:07:21,357 - Come aboard. Have a drink. - Not while we're on the job. 1008 01:07:21,424 --> 01:07:25,087 - Why not? Relax. - 'Cause you're coming downtown with us. 1009 01:07:25,161 --> 01:07:28,494 You gotta be kidding me. What's going on? 1010 01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:31,056 Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming, all right? 1011 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:34,160 - Oh, my God. - I'm coming! 1012 01:07:36,072 --> 01:07:39,041 Ivan. What a piece of work. 1013 01:07:39,109 --> 01:07:42,704 First of all, it was like he won an Academy Award. 1014 01:07:42,779 --> 01:07:44,770 Then he almost pissed his pants. 1015 01:07:44,848 --> 01:07:48,011 He threw a party? 1016 01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:51,611 I'm not about to take this kind of crap from Ivan Nagy. 1017 01:07:55,325 --> 01:07:58,123 - So where will I find it? - It's in my bedroom, in the drawer. 1018 01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:00,355 It's a photo of Ivan. 1019 01:08:00,430 --> 01:08:03,160 - How many copies do you want me to make? - About a thousand. 1020 01:08:03,233 --> 01:08:06,225 - Really? - No. Fifty will do. 1021 01:08:06,303 --> 01:08:09,795 - Heidi, are you sure? - 100%. 1022 01:08:29,492 --> 01:08:31,429 Guys, I think you'll find it extremely difficult 1023 01:08:31,696 --> 01:08:33,996 to prove these pandering charges. 1024 01:08:33,997 --> 01:08:36,830 Yeah, we'll find a way to nail you and Heidi one way or another. 1025 01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:38,834 You don't wanna open that can of worms. 1026 01:08:38,902 --> 01:08:42,394 - No? - Absolutely. 1027 01:08:42,472 --> 01:08:45,305 Listen, Heidi's a party girl. She just wants to have fun. 1028 01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:49,175 - Cops bore her. - I don't getcha. 1029 01:08:49,245 --> 01:08:51,941 Heidi knows what I want her to. I mean, about you guys. 1030 01:08:52,015 --> 01:08:55,883 What I know is an entire different story. Understand? 1031 01:08:55,952 --> 01:08:58,853 Well, we'll just see how everything plays out in court. 1032 01:08:58,922 --> 01:09:02,414 I think maybe I overestimated your intelligence... 1033 01:09:02,492 --> 01:09:06,485 because now my attorneys will be forced to explore the whole issue... 1034 01:09:06,563 --> 01:09:11,500 of the L.A.P.D. Exchanging protection for sex with prostitutes. 1035 01:09:11,568 --> 01:09:15,163 I'd say going back 20 years. 1036 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:17,502 Do you think the media would be interested in that story? 1037 01:09:49,072 --> 01:09:51,802 I'd be delighted if you joined me one day on my yacht for cocktails. 1038 01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,809 Get the hell out. 1039 01:09:58,081 --> 01:10:00,743 Give my best to your boss. 1040 01:10:00,817 --> 01:10:02,751 Thank you. 1041 01:10:02,819 --> 01:10:06,880 All of a sudden, I was in a high-wire act without a net. 1042 01:10:06,956 --> 01:10:08,947 Except I wasn't high. 1043 01:10:09,025 --> 01:10:11,858 So, what am I supposed to be now, the biggest fucker on earth? 1044 01:10:11,928 --> 01:10:14,158 They are really bringing out the heavy artillery, Heidi. 1045 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:16,193 They are charging you with 1046 01:10:16,266 --> 01:10:17,866 multiple counts of pandering, prostitution... 1047 01:10:17,967 --> 01:10:20,197 and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 1048 01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:23,171 And they're intending to charge you with money laundering and tax evasion. 1049 01:10:23,239 --> 01:10:25,173 Hell, can't you talk to somebody? 1050 01:10:25,241 --> 01:10:28,438 I already talked to the district attorney, and he's pushing for the maximum sentence. 1051 01:10:28,511 --> 01:10:31,105 Damn! 1052 01:10:33,349 --> 01:10:36,216 - What about bail? - Bail's gonna cost $100,000. 1053 01:10:39,022 --> 01:10:41,115 If I were you, I'd go right from here to rehab. 1054 01:10:42,926 --> 01:10:45,019 Sounds like I really pissed 'em off, huh? 1055 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,136 - Heidi. Things went from bad to worse. 1056 01:11:00,210 --> 01:11:04,271 Even the balding, middle-aged tax lawyers were moving on. 1057 01:11:06,115 --> 01:11:08,310 "Dear Heidi. Under the circumstances... 1058 01:11:08,384 --> 01:11:11,380 I think it's best that we don't see each other. 1059 01:11:11,554 --> 01:11:12,554 Good luck for the future. Alan. " 1060 01:11:12,555 --> 01:11:14,853 - Bummer. - Can you believe it? 1061 01:11:14,924 --> 01:11:17,950 Gutless jerk dumped me by fax. 1062 01:11:26,903 --> 01:11:30,805 Watch this. We won't have to worry about the line. 1063 01:11:30,874 --> 01:11:32,808 Ivan, Ivan! Just a couple, please. 1064 01:11:32,876 --> 01:11:35,845 Hey, boys, have fun. Please. 1065 01:11:35,912 --> 01:11:38,574 - Hey, sweetheart. - Ivan, you're all dressed up. 1066 01:11:38,648 --> 01:11:41,640 I have to, baby. Everybody wants me. I'm a star. 1067 01:11:44,587 --> 01:11:48,455 - You're letting me win. - No, no, that's a wicked slice. 1068 01:11:48,525 --> 01:11:50,356 Come on, Dad, play for real. 1069 01:11:50,426 --> 01:11:53,354 I'm not letting you win, but I do need... 1070 01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:55,030 I do need... you know, I need to talk to you. 1071 01:11:55,031 --> 01:11:57,295 What's the matter? 1072 01:11:57,367 --> 01:11:59,494 My lawyer says that I really... 1073 01:11:59,569 --> 01:12:03,801 Uh, I'm out on bail. 1074 01:12:03,873 --> 01:12:08,105 And, uh, you know, I'm facing a jail term. I don't know how to handle it. 1075 01:12:08,177 --> 01:12:10,577 And it's my fault? 1076 01:12:10,647 --> 01:12:14,174 No, Heidi, I didn't say fault. 1077 01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:18,084 I'm not talking about... I'm not talking about blame. 1078 01:12:18,154 --> 01:12:21,885 Then what is it? 1079 01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:23,983 What do you think the right and wrong here is? 1080 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:26,528 - What? The right and wrong? - Yeah. 1081 01:12:26,596 --> 01:12:29,690 Heidi, you know I think prostitution should be legal. 1082 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:32,894 I'm not talking about prostitution. I'm talking about me. 1083 01:12:34,404 --> 01:12:37,271 Heidi, I don't know. 1084 01:12:37,340 --> 01:12:41,174 You know, I mean, you made your choices, right? 1085 01:12:41,244 --> 01:12:44,008 And I hope I gave you the freedom to make whatever choices... 1086 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,481 Anyway, you're all grown up. You're beyond whatever I can give you. 1087 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:50,417 Heidi, I just hope to God that, you know, I hope to God you're okay. 1088 01:12:50,486 --> 01:12:52,351 I am not okay. I'm in a jam here! 1089 01:12:52,422 --> 01:12:55,289 I'm in a jam. I'm in a goddamn jam here. 1090 01:12:55,358 --> 01:12:59,192 My lawyer says that I shouldn't see you anymore. 1091 01:13:02,765 --> 01:13:04,699 Then say it. 1092 01:13:07,303 --> 01:13:09,237 I can't see you anymore. 1093 01:13:14,611 --> 01:13:17,546 I never thought I'd be happy to see that gossip hound. 1094 01:13:17,614 --> 01:13:21,106 But then I've never been stuck in rehab with the road company of Facts of Life. 1095 01:13:21,184 --> 01:13:24,415 - Is Heidi there? - Heidi? 1096 01:13:26,456 --> 01:13:28,424 I wonder if you might excuse us for a few minutes. 1097 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:31,619 Only if I get 40% for making the introduction. 1098 01:13:32,829 --> 01:13:34,854 It's a joke. 1099 01:13:40,403 --> 01:13:42,337 So, what can I do for you? 1100 01:13:42,405 --> 01:13:44,771 My employer wants to make you an offer. 1101 01:13:47,210 --> 01:13:49,144 Yeah? 1102 01:13:49,212 --> 01:13:51,271 He wants you to write your memoirs, you know? 1103 01:13:51,347 --> 01:13:53,281 He wants you to name names. 1104 01:13:53,349 --> 01:13:55,180 Not interested. 1105 01:13:55,251 --> 01:13:57,344 It's a very big offer. 1106 01:13:57,420 --> 01:13:59,786 How big? 1107 01:13:59,856 --> 01:14:01,756 Three million dollars. 1108 01:14:04,260 --> 01:14:06,455 She's naming everybody. 1109 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:07,730 - She left a number. 1110 01:14:07,898 --> 01:14:09,998 - She's getting a bundle to give up the names of her clients. 1111 01:14:09,999 --> 01:14:12,263 - She's going to name names. - Five million. 1112 01:14:12,335 --> 01:14:15,964 - Enlightened Creative Management. How may I help you? 1113 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,267 It's for you. 1114 01:14:21,344 --> 01:14:26,815 The Hollywood Madam, she's naming her clients. 1115 01:14:32,989 --> 01:14:35,548 Well, I heard that she's going to name all sorts 1116 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:37,025 of people and they might even make a movie. 1117 01:14:37,026 --> 01:14:39,859 What? 1118 01:14:39,929 --> 01:14:42,989 Yes, the bottom box office star is shaking in her boots. 1119 01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:46,160 - Of course she's gonna name names. - Who knows about that book? 1120 01:14:47,470 --> 01:14:50,064 We have to get the book back. I want the book back. 1121 01:14:50,139 --> 01:14:53,870 - She's been with all sorts of celebrities. - The Hollywood Madam. 1122 01:14:53,943 --> 01:14:56,241 With all of the jobs people did for her, she's doing this. 1123 01:14:56,312 --> 01:14:58,906 - There's something phony... - Hey, hey! 1124 01:14:58,981 --> 01:15:02,917 Not the little girl in the lederhosen, the Hollywood Madam. 1125 01:15:09,025 --> 01:15:13,758 I understand. 1126 01:16:00,042 --> 01:16:02,203 Steve. 1127 01:16:02,278 --> 01:16:06,237 What do you say we blow this pop stand and take a ride, huh? 1128 01:16:08,151 --> 01:16:10,085 Okay. 1129 01:16:42,752 --> 01:16:46,779 Ah, that feels good, huh? 1130 01:16:46,856 --> 01:16:49,188 Do you like my suit? 1131 01:16:49,258 --> 01:16:52,659 I wore this when I went to the White House. 1132 01:16:54,530 --> 01:16:59,934 I put it on tonight, Heidi, because I have something very important to say to you. 1133 01:17:02,238 --> 01:17:04,672 What's up? 1134 01:17:04,740 --> 01:17:06,674 I want you to understand this. 1135 01:17:08,878 --> 01:17:13,406 What the law will do to you is nothing compared what will happen to you... 1136 01:17:13,482 --> 01:17:15,973 if you go public. 1137 01:17:17,587 --> 01:17:20,454 Like what? I won't be invited to pool parties anymore? 1138 01:17:20,523 --> 01:17:25,551 I do not want to be known as a sicko who has to pay for sex. 1139 01:17:28,698 --> 01:17:31,826 The reputations of the people that you are playing with... 1140 01:17:31,901 --> 01:17:34,369 are worth hundreds of millions of dollars, multibillions. 1141 01:17:34,437 --> 01:17:37,235 There are agents involved, executives. 1142 01:17:37,306 --> 01:17:40,571 It has taken us a lot of years to build up what we have. 1143 01:17:42,144 --> 01:17:44,339 Their lives, the lives of their families... 1144 01:17:44,413 --> 01:17:48,144 depend on these good reputations. 1145 01:17:49,385 --> 01:17:51,376 The pinheads out there in flyover country... 1146 01:17:51,454 --> 01:17:54,514 are just dying to see this town turned on its uppers. 1147 01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:58,549 So, if you think we are going to let some little coked-out girl... 1148 01:17:58,628 --> 01:18:01,859 ruin all that, you're wrong. 1149 01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:06,333 They're gonna pay me seven figures, Steve. 1150 01:18:10,006 --> 01:18:11,997 You want to go on living in this town, right? 1151 01:18:12,074 --> 01:18:15,908 You don't want to be a nonperson. 1152 01:18:15,978 --> 01:18:17,843 What do you want me to do? 1153 01:18:17,914 --> 01:18:21,077 You're a celebrity now. 1154 01:18:21,150 --> 01:18:23,084 Welcome to the club. 1155 01:18:24,754 --> 01:18:26,745 You won't be the wackiest figure on the scene... 1156 01:18:26,822 --> 01:18:30,314 but you go tojail, you do your time, you come out. 1157 01:18:30,393 --> 01:18:32,884 You'll still be a star. 1158 01:18:32,962 --> 01:18:37,456 Heidi, a star can always make money. 1159 01:18:38,834 --> 01:18:40,768 You'll still be my friend? 1160 01:18:41,704 --> 01:18:43,638 Don't be silly. 1161 01:18:58,254 --> 01:19:00,279 - Did I wake you up? - Yeah, what time is it? 1162 01:19:00,356 --> 01:19:02,290 Late. I need you to do something. 1163 01:19:02,358 --> 01:19:04,883 Heidi, you know I'd do anything you want. 1164 01:19:37,593 --> 01:19:41,188 I was alone. My father couldn't see me. 1165 01:19:41,263 --> 01:19:45,700 Steve wouldn't see me. Ivan betrayed me. 1166 01:19:45,768 --> 01:19:49,761 And on the first day of my trial, Alex outdid them all. 1167 01:19:49,839 --> 01:19:52,808 She died. 1168 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:56,845 When it came down to it, none of my Hollywood 1169 01:19:56,913 --> 01:19:58,313 friends came to support me in court. 1170 01:19:58,314 --> 01:20:00,908 Will the defendant rise? 1171 01:20:03,152 --> 01:20:07,589 Heidi Lynn Fleiss, I'm sentencing you to seven years in penitentiary. 1172 01:20:07,656 --> 01:20:09,920 I know it seems like an overly harsh term... 1173 01:20:09,992 --> 01:20:13,758 but I wanted to reflect this community's disapproval of what you've done. 1174 01:20:13,829 --> 01:20:17,765 Immorality, such as yours, is a threat to the families of this nation... 1175 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:20,199 and I want this sentence to act as a deterrent... 1176 01:20:20,269 --> 01:20:22,829 to others who might think of following your example. 1177 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:25,703 Remove the prisoner. 1178 01:20:30,446 --> 01:20:33,882 When I rewind my life, most of it is a blur. 1179 01:20:33,949 --> 01:20:35,883 I had a lot of time to think about my past... 1180 01:20:35,951 --> 01:20:39,512 when I was locked up and hanging out with a different group of girls. 1181 01:20:39,588 --> 01:20:43,183 I do remember being a very moral madam. 1182 01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:46,422 You know, it's called the world's oldest profession. 1183 01:20:46,495 --> 01:20:51,091 How many girls? Send me the airfare and I'll have them in Paris tomorrow. 1184 01:20:51,167 --> 01:20:53,362 I'm not really sure if they mean prostitution... 1185 01:20:53,436 --> 01:20:56,599 - Tina, where are you? - or betrayal. 1186 01:20:56,672 --> 01:20:59,573 I'm gonna need you in Hong Kong on Tuesday. 1187 01:20:59,642 --> 01:21:01,576 Kim and Wendy will meet you at the airport. 1188 01:21:01,644 --> 01:21:04,374 No, not the hotel, the airport. 1189 01:21:06,082 --> 01:21:09,108 If you realize most women are evil, rotten bitches... 1190 01:21:09,185 --> 01:21:11,483 most men are predictable pigs... 1191 01:21:11,554 --> 01:21:15,251 and someone else is always going to be on a morality crusade... 1192 01:21:15,324 --> 01:21:19,124 it should be easy to sit back, relax and smile. 1193 01:21:19,195 --> 01:21:23,097 Be optimistic, because you know what's out there. 1194 01:21:23,165 --> 01:21:26,862 Steve was right. After I got out, I still had a life. 1195 01:21:26,936 --> 01:21:31,396 You know what? The world is not such a bad place... 1196 01:21:31,474 --> 01:21:33,738 and we're lucky to be here. 1197 01:21:34,738 --> 01:21:44,738 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 94424

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